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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #337 -- SEPTEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 6,895) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah beat CURE: Unleashed Fury at 29:59 (SCORCHED!!!) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Dr. Yan Pol in 14 at 7:16 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Halloween Kid in 9 at 2:28 (Spinning Back Fist) by 109.
SOS: The Yeti beat CURE: Unleashed Fury at 20:22 (Spinebuster) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 1:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Ricki Starr outmuscled SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 16:48 (Starr Cast) by 9.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 28:04 (Re-Animation) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled CURE: Violator at 35:41 (Re-Animation) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 6,878) |
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Mr. Jack McDonald overpowered Karl Ellis, Sr. in 10 at 2:23 (Pumphandle Slam) by 138 (I quit).
Wild Animal Kid pinned Granpa Bill at 4:45 (Python Piledriver) by 71 (ambulance).
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom decked SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 24:54 (Spinebuster) by 6.
SOS: Mitch Please beat SOS: Lil Italy at 29:52 (Mitch What?) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 3:46 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez beat SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 29:03 (Loco-Motive) by 3.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett won over SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 27:12 (Time Flies) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled SOS: Lil Italy at 46:13 (Re-Animation) by 8. |
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| Card 3: Held in Salem (Attendance: 4,833) |
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Bob Woods, Sr. defeated Demonic Foot Doctor at 3:29 (Full Nelson) by 52.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated Dr. George Spurney in 6 at 6:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 74.
EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick drew Dr. Blood at 1:07 (Double Disqualification) (Hell in a Cell).
SOS: The Seal of Approval decked EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 29:28 (Thumbs Up) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog overpowered SOS: Lil Italy at 29:03 (The Mauling Spear) by 3.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West destroyed SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 15:24 (Re-Animation) by 9 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath* decked SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* at 27:10 (Spinebuster) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West bested CURE: Unleashed Fury at 17:57 (Re-Animation) by 11. |
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| Card 4: Held in Utica (Attendance: 9,912) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver annihilated SOS: Lil Italy at 29:12 (Piledriver thru Table) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed Dr. George Spurney in 6 at 4:25 (Ankle Lock) by 67.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:59 (Pumphandle Slam) by 113.
SOS: Senor Citizen overpowered SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 29:32 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 4.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated SOS: Lil Italy at 16:47 (Death from Above) by 7.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 22:01 (Re-Animation) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* overpowered Dr. Bud Stanley* and Hammerlock Harry in 11 at 6:11 (Spear) by 81.
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy outmuscled EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 49:40 (To Hell and Back) by 1 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Righty O'Reilly). |
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| Card 5: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 9,668) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy decked SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 29:42 (To Hell and Back) by 4.
"Beautiful" Bob Newhart bested Mr. Joe Seider at 27:07 (Beautiful Body Stretch) by 4 (2 out of 3 falls).
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Captain Dropkick in 6 at 4:04 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott destroyed SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 29:04 (No Laughing Matter) by 3.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated SOS: Lil Italy at 19:04 (Re-Animation) by 8.
Southeast title: SOS: Richie Rouge pinned EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:55 (Squish an Apple) by 4.
Ed "The Strangler" Carson and "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin* outmuscled Cowboy Bob and Cowboy Jack* at 29:44 (Full Nelson) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams).
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy pinned SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 48:49 (To Hell and Back) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 4,312) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 0:49 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104.
Dr. Sam Loomis beat "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin at 17:21 (Haddonville Hangnail) by 14 (Extreme Rulz).
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:52 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett won over SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 27:26 (Time Flies) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS: Xsane).
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:19 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
"The Grappler" George Snider won over VU: Widow Maker at 27:19 (Spinning Toehold) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams* and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom over Dr. Yan Pol* and Judge Conrad in 10 at 3:23 (Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy outmuscled SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 55:17 (To Hell and Back) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Austin (Attendance: 1,147) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
Arizona Sheriff #2 beat NME: The Stunted Superstar at 28:17 (Sedona Spinebuster) by 2 (no disqualification).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West beat Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:16 (Ankle Lock) by 116 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins pinned EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:29 (Downward Spiral) by 1 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Johnny-23).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:20 (Pumphandle Slam) by 107.
East Coast title: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested CURE: Unleashed Fury at 13:49 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 13.
Dr. Sam Loomis* and Dr. Jack Vegas decked Arizona Sheriff #2 and Arizona Sheriff #1* at 23:03 (Halloween DDT) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy overpowered SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 15:52 (To Hell and Back) by 10. |
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| Card 8: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 4,407) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 3:47 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104.
Judge Cartwright tied The Toe Hold Kid at 0:57 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 113.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated The Destructinator in 6 at 4:53 (Pumphandle Slam) by 85.
CURE: Mike Misfit pinned SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 27:24 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 3.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West won over CURE: Unleashed Fury at 12:59 (Re-Animation) by 11 (ladder).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: The Seal of Approval* and Richie Rouge won over SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* at 20:51 (Thumbs Up) by 8.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit pinned EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 30:36 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 1 (Guest Referee: VU: Supreme Warrior). |
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| Card 9: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 7,832) |
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Dr. Bud Stanley over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 4:35 (Count Out) (casket).
Dr. George Carlsson won over NME: "The Annihilator" Arn Savage at 29:42 (Carlsson Clutch) by 4.
Dr. Adam Bricker annihilated Bishop Karl Lamy at 7:37 (Love Boat Deathlock) by 46.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated The Destructinator in 6 at 3:44 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
CURE: Mike Misfit won over EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 27:14 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 2 (non-title, street fight).
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest pinned CURE: Unleashed Fury at 23:04 (Spinebuster) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* beat SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* at 29:11 (Things Go My Way) by 4.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit won over EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:06 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Phoenix (Attendance: 6,475) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over Dr. Bud Stanley in 4 at 4:29 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Dr. Jack Vegas outmuscled NME: Bret "The Hitman" Hart at 17:06 (Black Jack Deathlock) by 13.
CURE: Mike Misfit outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 14:11 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 11.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked Judge Conrad in 6 at 5:11 (Pumphandle Slam) by 83.
CURE: Mike Misfit beat SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 28:15 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 4 (non-title).
West Coast title: CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 defeated SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 15:02 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* drew SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* (Time Limit).
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit annihilated EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 58:25 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 8,433) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Dr. Bud Stanley at 1:55 (What's an Ospreay?) by 133.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:56 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:16 (Pumphandle Slam) by 84.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Judge Conrad in 6 at 6:47 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo pinned CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 29:18 (Ghost Protocol) by 2.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West decked EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 28:12 (Re-Animation) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah*, SOS: Mitch Please, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic decked SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath at 23:02 (SCORCHED!!!) by 6.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit overpowered SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 31:57 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 8. |
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| Card 12: Held in East Chicago (Attendance: 1,508) |
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Fr. James LaCrosse decked Judge Conrad in 6 at 3:29 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82 (TLC).
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:31 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 6:31 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
SOS: Xsane defeated SOS: Lil Italy at 28:45 (Figure Four) by 3.
CURE: Violator outmuscled E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 2:17 (Ankle Lock) by 110 (non-title).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:52 (Ghetto Dope) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore*, SOS: Betty Wont, and Senor Citizen decked SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath at 17:50 (Volkshammer) by 11.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit beat SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands at 29:01 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 11. |
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| Card 13: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 2,264) |
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NME: "The Crusher" Craig Savage destroyed Hammerlock Harry in 10 at 1:49 (Bodyslam) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 4:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy pinned SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter at 18:02 (To Hell and Back) by 6.
Mr. Ben Matlock beat Dr. Ed Robbins at 27:23 (Matlock Stunner) by 1 (razor wire) (Guest Referee: Ed the Judo Instructor).
SOS: Will Ostrich beat E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 4:30 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated SOS: Will Ostrich at 15:47 (Re-Animation) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts*, SOS: Ricki Starr, and The Uninvited House Guest outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath at 28:34 (Pothole Filler) by 5.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit beat SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 54:52 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 2. |
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| Card 14: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 4,362) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated Hammerlock Harry in 6 at 3:14 (Pumphandle Slam) by 90.
Mr. Jack Cohn drew Mr. Oscar Goldman at 11:35 (Double Count Out) (Texas bullrope).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked Judge Jack Carson in 6 at 4:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Damien King in 6 at 4:31 (Pumphandle Slam) by 100.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 1:46 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
CURE: 1601 drew EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett (Time Limit).
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath pinned Dr. George Spurney*, Judge Jack Carson, and General George Krueger at 4:30 (Things Go My Way) by 63.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit won over SOS: Norvell Austin at 34:20 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 7. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 2,331) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Hammerlock Harry in 6 at 2:10 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
Fr. Ed Patterson over Judge Jack Carson in 4 at 10:05 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Judge Jack Carson in 6 at 2:38 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Damien King in 6 at 4:26 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious bested CURE: Unleashed Fury at 20:03 (Vicious Moonsault) by 6.
"Battlin'" Bob Hart defeated Granpa Sam at 19:27 (Full Nelson) by 10.
The Toe Hold Kid, Granpa Gene*, and "Mr. Wrestling" Bob Carson won over Halloween Kid, Captain Dropkick, and The Roman Crow* at 18:02 (Spinning Ankle Lock) by 7.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 31:22 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 5. |
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| Card 16: Held in Mission (Attendance: 5,243) |
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Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts pinned SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 27:44 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 1 (Guest Referee: CURE: 1601).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands overpowered Fr. Ed Patterson in 9 at 0:57 (Ankle Lock) by 125.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 10:15 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:05 (Pumphandle Slam) by 123.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West defeated SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 28:58 (Re-Animation) by 3.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West annihilated SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:07 (Re-Animation) by 4 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore*, SOS: Mitch Please, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic annihilated Mr. Ben Matlock, Mr. Ben Cartwright*, and "Bone Crusher" Buddy Cohn at 4:45 (Mother Freakin' Bomb thru Tables) by 32.
Main event: CURE: Mike Misfit pinned SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 27:18 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 3. |
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| Card 17: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 6,213) |
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Bank Robber #2 beat Fernando X. in 8 at 10:07 (Leg Sweep) by 36.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Fr. Ed Patterson in 9 at 2:36 (Spinning Back Fist) by 125.
SOS: Will Ostrich over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 0:54 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:35 (Pumphandle Slam) by 107.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West won over SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa at 28:33 (Re-Animation) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo overpowered SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 28:39 (Ghost Protocol) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore*, SOS: Mitch Please, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath at 28:48 (Mother Freakin' Bomb thru Tables) by 3. |
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| Card 18: Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 4,583) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated Dr. Yan Pol at 10:29 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 18.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over Halloween Kid in 2 at 27:29 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 2:47 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 4:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 115.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy destroyed SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 21:32 (To Hell and Back) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath destroyed SOS: The Yeti, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 29:04 (Things Go My Way) by 3. |
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| Card 19: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 8,548) |
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Dr. Yan Pol won over Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 1:34 (Arm Wrench) by 106.
Tom Bradford, Sr. pinned Halloween Kid at 21:22 (Bradford Bear Hug) by 8.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett defeated SOS: Betty Wont at 29:44 (Time Flies) by 1 (Guest Referee: NME: The Stunted Superstar).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 5:03 (Pumphandle Slam) by 94.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West beat SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 23:18 (Re-Animation) by 8.
TV title: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy overpowered EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 28:47 (To Hell and Back) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 2,891) |
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Fr. Bud Masters received $1,000 when he got thrown outside the ring by CURE: Violator.
Judge Conrad was given $1,100 when he got thrown out by Dr. Blood.
Mr. Gene Douglas snatched $1,200 when SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver flipped him out.
Granpa Hank was paid $1,300 after getting thrown onto the concrete floor by The Toe Hold Kid.
"Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin gained $1,400 when he was catapulted out by Granpa Sam.
Wild Animal Kid collected an imaginary $1,500 after CURE: 1601 catapulted him out.
Sen. Mitch McConnell pocketed an imaginary $1,600 when he got thrown over the turnbuckle by Dr. Deathlock.
"Bone Crusher" Buddy Cohn picked up $1,700 in imaginary earnings when he got catapulted into the audience by CURE: 1601.
General George Krueger was paid $1,800 after "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin threw him into the audience.
The Toe Hold Kid made $1,900 after he was flipped out by SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver.
Dr. Bud Stanley took home a quick $2,000 when "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton tossed him outside the ring.
Dr. Deathlock pocketed $2,100 in imaginary earnings after SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver threw him over the top rope.
Capt. Stubing nabbed $2,200 after getting thrown into his manager at ringside by The Masked Burglar.
Dr. Adam Bricker picked up $2,300 after "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin and Granpa Sam threw him out.
"TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard nabbed $2,400 when he got flipped over the turnbuckle by Vince McMahon, Sr.
Granpa Sam received $2,500 when he got flung onto the concrete floor by Cowboy Jack.
The Wrestling Principal snatched $2,600 when he was tossed out by Vince McMahon, Sr.
"Bone Crusher" Bob Britton earned $2,700 in imaginary money when Dr. Yan Pol tossed him into some chairs at ringside.
Cowboy Jack received $2,800 after being thrown out by Dr. Blood.
The Masked Burglar grabbed $2,900 after he was thrown onto the apron by Dr. Yan Pol.
Vince McMahon, Sr. picked up $3,000 after he was flung out of the ring by CURE: Mike Misfit.
Mr. Hugh Hefner picked up an imaginary $3,100 when he was thrown out of the ring by CURE: Maniac Misfit #2.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin got $3,200 when CURE: 1601 threw him over the top rope.
Dr. Yan Pol was awarded $3,300 when CURE: Unleashed Fury threw him out.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver got $3,400 in imaginary earnings after being hurled out by CURE: 1601.
Dr. Blood took home a cool $3,500 when he got flipped out by SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts.
CURE: Unleashed Fury won $3,600 after CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 catapulted him out of the ring.
CURE: 1601 received $3,700 when SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts and CURE: Mike Misfit threw him out.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts picked up $3,800 after he got thrown over the top rope by CURE: Maniac Misfit #2.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 earned $3,900 when he got catapulted onto the steps by CURE: Violator.
CURE: Violator received $4,000 when CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 threw him out.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 got $4,100 after getting hurled out of the ring by CURE: Mike Misfit.
CURE: Mike Misfit won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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