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| BULLETIN #313 -- SPRING 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 10,876) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah outmuscled NME: The Poisonous Pygmy at 8:33 (SCORCHED!!!) by 28.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin over Mr. Oscar Goldman in 5 at 4:49 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
"Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle over Dr. Blood in 3 at 9:29 (Count Out) (first blood).
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb bested J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 2:45 (Chickenwing) by 80.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb over "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 1 at 2:09 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Roman Crow in 11 at 2:03 (Count Out) (non-title).
Mr. Hugh Hefner over Bud Crane, Sr. in 10 at 6:22 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (Hell in a Cell).
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom*, and Extremely Tired Teacher outmuscled Dr. Blood*, "Bulldog" Bill Carson, and Dr. George Carlsson in 9 at 6:08 (Headlock) by 65.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge pinned SOS: Will Ostrich at 48:55 (Squish an Apple) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 11,480) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb annihilated Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 6:20 (Chickenwing) by 61.
RAGE: The Kash King overpowered "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin in 10 at 6:13 (Chickenwing) by 88 (razor wire).
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb defeated "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 5:03 (Chickenwing) by 86.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 3:11 (Shoulder Breaker) by 83 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 4:00 (Shoulder Breaker) by 117 (non-title).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney annihilated The Roman Crow in 14 at 11:07 (Figure Four) by 17.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney over RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy in 13 at 7:21 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge won over SOS: Xsane at 28:56 (Squish an Apple) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 5,943) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich over Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 1 at 4:39 (Count Out) (non-title).
NME: "The Viper" Vic Savage over Arizona Sheriff #2 in 2 at 5:35 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 5:30 (Shoulder Breaker) by 89 (non-title).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney won over J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 4:40 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney over "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 1 at 6:28 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black drew SOS: Will Ostrich at 5:55 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes beat "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 27:15 (Death Becomes Her) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge decked SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 43:31 (Squish an Apple) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 7,324) |
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"Cockeye" Doc Blarney pinned Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 3:41 (Ankle Lock) by 57.
Arizona Sheriff #1 overpowered "The Grappler" George Snider at 6:35 (Phoenix Palm Strike) by 35 (ambulance).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney outmuscled "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 5:00 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott beat SOS: Ricki Starr at 28:39 (No Laughing Matter) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb decked Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:23 (Chickenwing) by 112.
SOS: Ricki Starr won over SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 29:44 (Starr Cast) by 3.
Dr. George Carlsson outmuscled "The Grappler" George Snider at 24:15 (Carlsson Clutch) by 6 (cage) (Guest Referee: NME: "The Superstar" Steve Savage).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled SOS: The Seal of Approval at 27:44 (Squish an Apple) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 7,854) |
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Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson over "Bulldog" Bill Carson in 10 at 6:32 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney annihilated NME: The Stunted Superstar in 13 at 10:03 (Superplex) by 16.
NME: "The Superstar" Steve Savage over Dr. Jack Vegas in 3 at 5:36 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 29:46 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 115 (non-title).
SOS: Richie Rouge over Mr. Hugh Hefner in 5 at 2:06 (Count Out) (non-title).
Governor Blackburn over The Widower in 10 at 2:20 (Disqualification: nail file) (anything goes).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge defeated SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 45:54 (Squish an Apple) by 5. |
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| Card 6: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 12,964) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver decked SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 27:58 (Piledriver thru Table) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb bested Gregor Grendel in 6 at 3:06 (Chickenwing) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb won over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 3:00 (Chickenwing) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb overpowered The Destructinator in 6 at 6:03 (Chickenwing) by 87.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney annihilated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:35 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 19:50 (Squish an Apple) by 12 (non-title).
Dr. George Carlsson over "Bulldog" Bill Carson in 13 at 2:07 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge defeated NME: The Poisonous Pygmy at 14:14 (Squish an Apple) by 35. |
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| Card 7: Held in Accra (Attendance: 14,819) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver bested SOS: Betty Wont at 28:38 (Piledriver thru Table) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 1:54 (Shoulder Breaker) by 114 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:42 (Shoulder Breaker) by 110 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled The Destructinator in 6 at 2:02 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90 (non-title).
Bud Crane, Sr. over Mr. Maneuver in 1 at 1:08 (Count Out) (leather strap).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney defeated VU: Widow Maker in 12 at 11:10 (Cradle Suplex) by 13.
West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse pinned SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 28:37 (Warcry Spear) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge over NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 10 at 18:53 (Count Out). |
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| Card 8: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 13,955) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver annihilated "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 22:32 (Piledriver thru Table) by 9.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney outmuscled Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:26 (Ankle Lock) by 103.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney beat The Destructinator in 6 at 5:38 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney bested CURE: Mike Misfit at 10:41 (McMalpractice) by 24.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb bested Mr. Oscar Goldman in 6 at 6:13 (Chickenwing) by 70.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Lil Italy beat SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:26 (SCORCHED!!!) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled SOS: Ricki Starr at 27:40 (Squish an Apple) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Gander (Attendance: 11,624) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver beat SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 20:06 (Piledriver thru Table) by 7 (non-title).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney over Andre the Grande in 1 at 4:55 (Count Out).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney overpowered "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 2:03 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered SOS: Xsane at 27:23 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 1.
RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy annihilated Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 5:43 (Arm Wrench) by 76 (Russian chain).
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb annihilated Vince McMahon, Sr. in 6 at 2:30 (Chickenwing) by 79.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge pinned "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin and Vince McMahon, Sr.* at 6:10 (SCORCHED!!!) by 63.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge won over SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 19:48 (Squish an Apple) by 8. |
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| Card 10: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 17,789) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore over NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 6 at 1:33 (Count Out).
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore outmuscled NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage at 10:43 (Mother Freakin' Bomb thru Tables) by 29.
SOS: The Seal of Approval annihilated SOS: The Yeti at 19:34 (Thumbs Up) by 8.
SOS: Xsane bested EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 15:48 (Boston Crab) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb bested E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 3:39 (Chickenwing) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb pinned Mr. Hugh Hefner in 10 at 6:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 75.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge drew SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore* and SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 6:24 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge decked SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 29:52 (Squish an Apple) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Riyadh (Attendance: 6,779) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 27:25 (Boston Crab) by 5.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney overpowered IMT: Big Blank #4 in 13 at 15:55 (Superplex) by 17.
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer over NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 6 at 13:50 (Count Out).
SOS: Xsane pinned SOS: Will Ostrich at 28:12 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich over E.Z. Pickens in 1 at 7:23 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
SOS: Ricki Starr beat SOS: Will Ostrich at 28:58 (Starr Cast) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: The Uninvited House Guest outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge at 29:31 (25-to-life) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 39:35 (Squish an Apple) by 10. |
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| Card 12: Held in Seville (Attendance: 9,843) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore decked "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 17:48 (Volkshammer) by 7.
Mr. Ben Cartwright over Captain Dropkick in 9 at 5:04 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm pinned NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 14 at 8:53 (Superplex) by 24.
SOS: Xsane bested "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 16:45 (Boston Crab) by 8.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney pinned E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 4:36 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
SOS: Ricki Starr annihilated "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 20:06 (Starr Cast) by 7.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Betty Wont and SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott* won over SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge at 15:12 (63rd St. Reppin') by 6 (Guest Referee: NME: "The Crusher" Craig Savage).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge beat SOS: Norvell Austin at 52:56 (Squish an Apple) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 16,271) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore won over EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 27:19 (Volkshammer) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb overpowered Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:18 (Chickenwing) by 106.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney beat NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 14 at 10:49 (Figure Four) by 24.
SOS: Xsane annihilated SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 28:50 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb defeated Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 3:38 (Chickenwing) by 107.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Mr. Oscar Goldman in 1 at 5:38 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge drew SOS: The Yeti and SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious* (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge won over SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 27:05 (Squish an Apple) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 19,363) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb annihilated Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 3:47 (Chickenwing) by 101.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:18 (Shoulder Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over SOS: Mitch Please at 28:39 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb outmuscled Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 3:02 (Chickenwing) by 84.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 4:54 (Shoulder Breaker) by 110 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich over Vince McMahon, Sr. in 1 at 15:33 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge destroyed SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 28:11 (SCORCHED!!!) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge beat SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 33:44 (Squish an Apple) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Queens (Attendance: 19,976) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 0:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 104 (non-title).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney defeated Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:48 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
NME: Minister Moonsault outmuscled Mr. Oscar Goldman in 9 at 3:53 (Fallaway Slam) by 118.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 6:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 87 (non-title).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney decked Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 0:42 (Ankle Lock) by 103.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Mr. Hugh Hefner in 5 at 6:38 (Count Out) (non-title).
Mr. Hugh Hefner* and Bud Crane, Sr. outmuscled Fernando X.* and Gregor Grendel at 3:22 (Hefner Hip Toss) by 98.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 38:36 (Squish an Apple) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 10,244) |
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"Cockeye" Doc Blarney pinned Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 4:27 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter bested NME: The Poisonous Pygmy at 10:17 (25-to-life) by 28.
SOS: The Seal of Approval pinned SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 20:45 (Thumbs Up) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #3).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney pinned Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 5:04 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 19:12 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 10.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog at 27:29 (What's an Ospreay?) by 2.
Arizona Sheriff #2 and Arizona Sheriff #1* over Ulysses S. Granite* and "Bulldog" Bill Carson in 1 at 5:02 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 37:10 (Squish an Apple) by 6 (Guest Referee: Gregor Grendel). |
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| Card 17: Held in Stow (Attendance: 6,809) |
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Governor Blackburn decked Jumpin' Johnny Jinx at 1:30 (Governor Deathlock) by 85.
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom over NME: The Poisonous Pygmy in 4 at 4:16 (Count Out).
Central Plains title: SOS: The Seal of Approval pinned SOS: Xsane at 29:31 (Thumbs Up) by 3.
Ulysses S. Granite over The Widower in 5 at 5:18 (Count Out) (4 corners).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 22:48 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 6 (Guest Referee: Gregor Grendel).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 27:39 (What's an Ospreay?) by 5 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott* and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic annihilated SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:01 (63rd St. Reppin') by 2. |
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| Card 18: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 9,887) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts tied SOS: Lil Italy at 2:25 (Double Count Out).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney bested NME: The Poisonous Pygmy at 15:53 (McMalpractice) by 23.
SOS: The Seal of Approval bested SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 20:07 (Thumbs Up) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb over Damien King in 2 at 3:06 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 23:13 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo decked SOS: Will Ostrich at 28:00 (Ghost Protocol) by 3.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Mitch Please and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* won over SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 19:18 (Mexico's Most Wanted) by 8. |
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| Card 19: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 10,921) |
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SOS: Ricki Starr beat SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:26 (Starr Cast) by 3.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett won over NME: The Poisonous Pygmy at 7:12 (Time Flies) by 26.
SOS: The Seal of Approval outmuscled SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 28:38 (Thumbs Up) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Damien King in 2 at 5:14 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa at 27:14 (What's an Ospreay?) by 5.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney defeated RAGE: "The Nomad" Jaxon Hinkley in 11 at 15:21 (Boston Crab) by 12.
SOS: Senor Citizen and SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams* decked SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 27:23 (Rise of the EBK) by 4. |
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| Card 20: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 11,927) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts won over "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 29:57 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 4.
SOS: Xsane decked SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 27:17 (Boston Crab) by 4.
SOS: The Seal of Approval outmuscled "Cockeye" Doc Blarney at 12:24 (Thumbs Up) by 11.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney outmuscled Damien King in 6 at 2:13 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb annihilated Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 1:08 (Chickenwing) by 110.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney beat Mr. Oscar Goldman in 9 at 3:17 (Headlock) by 123.
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes* outmuscled Mr. Oscar Goldman* and The Widower in 6 at 7:03 (Chickenwing) by 61. |
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| Card 21: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 13,338) |
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Southeast title: SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez won over SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 29:49 (Loco-Motive) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb decked Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 4:54 (Chickenwing) by 100.
SOS: The Seal of Approval pinned EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 17:32 (Thumbs Up) by 13.
The Roman Crow won over Dr. Jack Vegas in 9 at 2:05 (Shoulder Breaker) by 95 (hardcore).
SOS: Will Ostrich over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 1 at 6:47 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
Mr. Hugh Hefner decked Vince McMahon, Sr. at 8:56 (Playboy Powerlock) by 16.
League Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams*, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom, and Extremely Tired Teacher beat SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah*, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 29:24 (Rise of the EBK) by 3. |
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| Card 22: Held in Madison (Attendance: 7,990) |
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"Cockeye" Doc Blarney overpowered Fernando X. in 6 at 1:35 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 1:23 (Shoulder Breaker) by 103 (non-title).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney decked Razorsharpe in 11 at 12:50 (Boston Crab) by 16.
Vince McMahon, Sr. defeated Dr. Jack Vegas in 9 at 16:12 (Pumphandle Slam) by 11 (TLC).
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney decked Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 0:45 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney beat Vince McMahon, Sr. in 6 at 5:56 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah*, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer pinned Dr. Jack Vegas, Vince McMahon, Sr.*, and "The Grappler" George Snider in 6 at 4:58 (Fallaway Slam) by 53. |
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| Card 23: Held in Managua (Attendance: 8,485) |
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NME: "The Annihilator" Arn Savage overpowered "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin at 3:13 (The Annihilator Armbar) by 95.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney defeated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
SOS: Senor Citizen pinned SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 27:48 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 2.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands overpowered SOS: Will Ostrich at 28:00 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb defeated The Roman Crow at 10:08 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 25.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney annihilated Mr. Hugh Hefner in 10 at 7:53 (Spinning Back Fist) by 72.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin, Vince McMahon, Sr.*, and The Widower over Arizona Sheriff #2*, Arizona Sheriff #1, and Mr. Oscar Goldman at 2:19 (Count Out). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 7,021) |
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Arizona Sheriff #2 gained $1,000 when "The Grappler" George Snider threw him out.
Mr. Oscar Goldman collected $1,100 when Dr. Jack Vegas flipped him out of the ring.
"The Grappler" George Snider got $1,200 after he was thrown into some fans at ringside by The Masked Burglar.
Dr. Jack Vegas was given an imaginary $1,300 when he got catapulted out by The Grappling Governor.
Dr. George Carlsson nabbed a quick $1,400 after getting thrown out by EDGE: Bad News Boyd.
Vince McMahon, Sr. earned a quick $1,500 in imaginary money after he was flung over the top rope by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West.
Mr. Ben Cartwright was given $1,600 when he got tossed over the turnbuckle by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett.
Bud Crane, Sr. earned $1,700 after he got hurled out by Arizona Sheriff #1.
Bob Patterson won $1,800 when EDGE: Bad News Boyd threw him out of the ring.
The Grappling Governor made $1,900 after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West catapulted him onto the apron.
Governor Blackburn grabbed $2,000 when Mr. Hugh Hefner catapulted him onto the concrete floor.
Arizona Sheriff #1 and The Masked Burglar took home $2,100 and $2,200, respectively, after being flipped into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett.
Mr. Hugh Hefner and "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin snatched $2,300 and $2,400, respectively, after they were thrown outside the ring by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West.
"Cockeye" Doc Blarney was given $2,500 when he was tossed into his manager at ringside by SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West gained $2,600 after getting flung out by EDGE: Bad News Boyd.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was awarded $2,700 in imaginary money after being catapulted into some fans at ringside by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane took home $2,800 when he was thrown out by SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett was paid $2,900 when EDGE: Bad News Boyd catapulted him onto the announcer's table.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd received $3,000 when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy threw him out.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy grabbed $3,100 when he was flung out by SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams gained $3,200 after SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious threw him into some fans at ringside.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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