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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #320 -- SEPTEMBER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 16,452) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah drew EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick (Time Limit).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Mr. Jack Cohn at 7:31 (What's an Ospreay?) by 28.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Granpa Gene in 11 at 15:05 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 2:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 3:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.
SOS: Ricki Starr overpowered SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 15:40 (Starr Cast) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball*, and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes bested SOS: Mitch Please, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 29:15 (Never Lost) by 2.
Main event: SOS: The Seal of Approval annihilated SOS: Senor Citizen at 45:44 (Thumbs Up) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Pineville (Attendance: 11,981) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah defeated SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 29:43 (SCORCHED!!!) by 1 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Dr. Sam Loomis in 11 at 4:28 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott tied SOS: Betty Wont (Time Limit).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Granpa Gene at 7:21 (What's an Ospreay?) by 28.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 2:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 85.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 3:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom outmuscled SOS: Richie Rouge at 29:49 (Backbreaker) by 5.
League Six-man titles: SOS: Mitch Please, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* destroyed EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane*, "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett, and Herbert the Re-Animator West at 9:20 (Hardcore Weapons Frenzy) by 22.
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated SOS: The Seal of Approval at 27:29 (Death from Above) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 13,248) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah defeated SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 27:43 (SCORCHED!!!) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Dr. Sam Loomis at 6:23 (What's an Ospreay?) by 32.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 4:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Judge Hardcastle at 8:33 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 23.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest won over SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 28:37 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 1:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Dr. Wrestling in 1 at 6:12 (Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm defeated SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 36:56 (Death from Above) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 11,836) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah pinned EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 27:00 (SCORCHED!!!) by 3.
EDGE: Billy Bedlam beat EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 28:07 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 3:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Judge Hardcastle at 15:11 (What's an Ospreay?) by 20.
West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins won over EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 27:10 (Downward Spiral) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 3:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered VU: Widow Maker at 9:49 (What's an Ospreay?) by 37.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 32:14 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 9,269) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 2:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80.
Southwest title: EDGE: Swamp Thing annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 15:58 (Backbreaker) by 7.
SOS: Ricki Starr overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter at 29:03 (Starr Cast) by 3.
SOS: The Seal of Approval over EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream in 13 at 4:38 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat The Destructinator in 6 at 0:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 103.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 8:24 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest outmuscled EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:55 (Backbreaker) by 2.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti bested SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah at 31:47 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 14,764) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich decked Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 4:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 76.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Andre the Grande in 6 at 4:21 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 2 at 4:02 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested Razorsharpe in 14 at 7:33 (Figure Four) by 24.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered The Destructinator in 6 at 2:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 1:26 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned The Masked Burglar in 14 at 12:06 (Figure Four) by 24.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti won over SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 32:59 (Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Macao (Attendance: 18,704) |
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SOS: The Yeti overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 28:31 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Andre the Grande in 6 at 4:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Razorsharpe at 4:33 (What's an Ospreay?) by 26.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated SOS: Xsane at 28:26 (Death from Above) by 3.
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom bested SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 29:39 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich over RAGE: "The Nomad" Jaxon Hinkley in 13 at 8:22 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Main event: SOS: Ricki Starr drew SOS: The Yeti at 23:18 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 8: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 18,597) |
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SOS: Ricki Starr outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 20:08 (Starr Cast) by 7.
Rocky Mountains title: EDGE: Garland Greene outmuscled SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 28:46 (Backbreaker) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 120.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned SOS: Senor Citizen at 28:23 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 4:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 4:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Mr. Hugh Hefner in 14 at 6:43 (Figure Four) by 28.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti destroyed SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 54:17 (Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 16,124) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.
EDGE: Diamond Dog outmuscled SOS: Mitch Please at 28:07 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 1:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black decked SOS: Senor Citizen at 29:06 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 3:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over The Roman Crow in 13 at 1:36 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS: Will Ostrich over "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard in 14 at 4:49 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: SOS: The Yeti pinned EDGE: Diamond Dog at 58:29 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 6,558) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 4:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
EDGE: Diamond Dog destroyed SOS: Senor Citizen at 28:10 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested EDGE: Lefty O'Leary at 27:31 (Death from Above) by 4.
SOS: Senor Citizen destroyed SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 27:19 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Damien King in 1 at 10:11 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Dr. Wrestling in 1 at 6:38 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich over "The Grappler" George Snider in 11 at 1:03 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: The Yeti decked SOS: Betty Wont at 47:10 (Backbreaker) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror). |
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| Card 11: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 8,203) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts beat SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 28:37 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 4.
EDGE: Diamond Dog pinned SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 28:22 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 6:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
SOS: Senor Citizen drew SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 6:54 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Will Ostrich over Damien King in 1 at 1:33 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over VU: Widow Maker in 8 at 23:31 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy at 8:01 (What's an Ospreay?) by 36.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti destroyed EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 55:13 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 12,948) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Fernando X. in 6 at 3:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
EDGE: Diamond Dog drew SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 7:41 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Will Ostrich decked "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 5:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
SOS: Senor Citizen defeated SOS: Norvell Austin at 28:48 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 138.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled The Masked Burglar at 7:12 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 33.
SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog drew SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 29:45 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: The Yeti beat SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 32:37 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 14,906) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich won over Fernando X. in 6 at 2:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
SOS: Ricki Starr won over EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 29:42 (Starr Cast) by 3.
SOS: Senor Citizen overpowered SOS: Betty Wont at 28:41 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 3.
SOS: Ricki Starr defeated SOS: Senor Citizen at 27:37 (Starr Cast) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 134.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over RAGE: "The Nomad" Jaxon Hinkley in 10 at 1:43 (Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 29:32 (Death from Above) by 2.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 22:29 (Backbreaker) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy). |
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| Card 14: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 14,466) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over NME: The Stunted Superstar in 13 at 27:29 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer pinned SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 29:45 (Things Go My Way) by 3.
SOS: Betty Wont defeated SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 27:30 (To The Outhouse) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed SOS: Senor Citizen at 29:28 (What's an Ospreay?) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 6:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Mr. Hugh Hefner at 4:15 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 33.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest destroyed SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:51 (Backbreaker) by 2.
Main event: SOS: The Yeti annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 39:42 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 13,018) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich decked NME: The Stunted Superstar in 14 at 11:07 (Figure Four) by 23.
Northeast title: EDGE: Johnny-23 defeated SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 29:56 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS: The Yeti annihilated SOS: Senor Citizen at 27:00 (Backbreaker) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: Senor Citizen tied SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 7:50 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 5:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard in 11 at 5:41 (Count Out).
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy defeated SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 28:08 (To Hell and Back) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 18,322) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Gregor Grendel in 6 at 1:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over IMT: Big Blank #4 in 12 at 11:42 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: The Yeti tied SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands at 4:50 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm outmuscled SOS: Senor Citizen at 29:37 (Death from Above) by 2.
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer overpowered SOS: Lil Italy at 29:05 (Things Go My Way) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over "The Grappler" George Snider in 10 at 6:59 (Count Out).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver* and SOS: Xsane decked SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* at 21:54 (Piledriver thru Table) by 9. |
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| Card 17: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 14,987) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich bested Gregor Grendel in 6 at 3:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
SOS: Will Ostrich over IMT: Big Blank #4 in 11 at 4:15 (Count Out).
SOS: The Yeti bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:51 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS: Senor Citizen outmuscled EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream at 8:45 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 30 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy in 6 at 5:02 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Richie Rouge defeated SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* at 15:34 (Volkshammer) by 7. |
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| Card 18: Held in Luna (Attendance: 6,146) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled The Wrestling Principal at 9:40 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 31.
SOS: The Yeti pinned EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 29:49 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: The Yeti outmuscled SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 27:34 (Backbreaker) by 5.
SOS: Senor Citizen outmuscled EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 29:34 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
Central Plains title: SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 28:24 (Cigar Ash) by 2.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Mitch Please and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* at 16:32 (Mexico's Most Wanted) by 13. |
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| Card 19: Held in Toledo (Attendance: 7,689) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich over The Wrestling Principal in 12 at 6:20 (Count Out).
EDGE: Righty O'Reilly drew SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 4:01 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 9 at 4:55 (Count Out).
East Coast title: SOS: Senor Citizen bested SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 27:42 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over CURE: Mike Misfit in 13 at 5:26 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 4:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath drew SOS: Mitch Please, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 5:40 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 20: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 17,136) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Mr. Jack Cohn in 5 at 3:06 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.
SOS: Will Ostrich over NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage in 13 at 6:52 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS: Senor Citizen tied SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 7:44 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed CURE: Mike Misfit in 13 at 14:09 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 22.
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Roman Crow at 8:09 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams, SOS: Lil Italy*, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic bested SOS: Mitch Please, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 27:41 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 18,013) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd snatched $1,000 after EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane threw him over the top rope.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett made $1,100 after EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy flung him into his manager at ringside.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver was given $1,200 after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West flipped him outside the ring.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West was given $1,300 when EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy threw him into some chairs at ringside.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane picked up $1,400 after SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts flung him out.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy was paid $1,500 after SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts threw him over the turnbuckle.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts received an imaginary $1,600 when he was tossed out of the ring by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won the battle royal and the $40,000 purse. |
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