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JOHNNY B SAYS
Three of manager Michael Drake's wrestlers ended in an unbreakable tie for the World Championship! This is only the third such occurrence in our 35-year history. The first time was in the August 1999 cycle, when manager Paul Low of Maryland led Semi-Detached (EGL), PB/ANC: Johnny Reb (KSL), and PB/CC: Danny Boy O'Day (RJL) to a draw. Then, in the October 2001 cycle, SL: Formidable Enemy (RCL), SL: Mythical Madness (BRL), and SL: League Champ (LNL) had to share the glory, but manager Ryan Henderson of Ohio did not. The only other time the IWA World title was held by more than one wrestler was in the May 2000 cycle, when Jerome Arroyo of California coached both WWW: Detroit Bomber Jake Dyer (GCL) and WWW: Silver King (GXL) to the game's top honor.
Manager Caleb Crawdad set a new record by holding the World Six-man belts for 23 consecutive cycles! Jeff Chambers of Iowa finally called it quits in the Summer 2018 cycle after making it to 22. Will Caleb generously leave the door open for other players to one day experience the thrill of this achievement, or will he selfishly continue his winning streak and spit in the face of the Law of Diminishing Returns? Stay tuned!
In line with recently updating the names of our regional titles to more modern ones, the IWA Asiatic title is now the Asian title. The term "Asiatic" is used more in science than in sports these days, and while it (mostly) takes place inside a ring, professional wrestling simply isn't sweet enough to be considered scientific.
Also being updated this cycle are the leagues which compete for the Asian and other specialty titles. With the return of the International title, we felt some changes were in order; for example, European-themed EPW, the United Nations League, and both leagues with "global" in their names (the GCL and the GWL) will compete for the International belt. The formerly-International HAL, an Asian-themed league, will compete for the more suitable Asian title. Check our website or the page included with this issue for the updated info, and decide if a change of scenery is in your future!
More than a year ago, before his wrestler won the top prize and became the IWA's Phoenix Champion at Imagimania 34, manager Trevor Riley suggested that we organize a massive vacation for any and all overworked athletes at some point. We've finally reached that point, and those athletes will soon reach their destination: Hawaii!
Imagimania 35 features 20 leisurely-paced Hawaiian Beach Rumbles, culminating in a winners-only battle royal with the grand prize of an engraved championship belt! Trevor learned a few things about arranging such events in the course of his duties as commissioner of the MvG Sports Louisiana Purchase Ligue, which holds all its battle royals on Waikiki Beach as an homage to the IWA's Waikiki Beach Rumble from years ago.
Look on our website or inside your envelope for an entry form, fill it out, then send your entries and contest fees in with your matches and strategies for the upcoming November cycle. Oh, and if I catch anyone laughing at the perfectly normal way I maneuver across what may very well be dangerously hot sand, it's an automatic disqualification. You've been warned.
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Jason Frymier of Canada
DOD/ORDER: Jason Voorhees XIII (TND) 1,055-237-36, *15, $2,053,600
David Mims III of North Carolina
Syndicate: The Executioner Daniel Mims (HWL) 1,012-395-91, *42, $2,568,000
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
VIRUS/FS: Finn Balor (BOL)
VIRUS/FMY: Mike Drake (HLL)
VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; $250,000 + 75 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 25 free matches, 10 free matches for BOL & HLL & HWL managers next cycle
U.S. Champion
GOD: Ezekiel Crane (UNL)
Brandon Madden of Michigan; 501; $100,000 + a large plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
Mike Drake (HLL)
Mike Drake (HWL)
$50,000 + a large plaque or 25 free matches; 274 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 12, 14
FEDERATION TITLES -- $50,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
VIRUS/FS: Finn Balor (BOL)
VIRUS/FMY: Mike Drake (HLL)
VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: Clintyn Kildepsteen (WDL)
Caleb Crawdad of Florida; 499
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE: Bill Bonecutter (IWL)
Brad Norman of North Carolina; 501; edged Cowboy John Spurt (MML)
Diamond Federation Champion
MWC: Kevin Savage (FAL)
Kevin Roberts of Mississippi; 499
Bronze Federation Champion
GOD: Mongrovian Brawler (UNL)
Shawn McAbee of Tennessee; 501; edged ARMY/IMT: "Troublemaker" Yolanda Tate (HRL), The Wraith (EPW)
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE/ROT: Manimal (JDL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
The Wraith (EPW)
Brandon Madden of Michigan; 501
Asian Champion
VIRUS/FMY: Mike Drake (HLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; edged GOD: Mongrovian Brawler (UNL), ARMY/IMT: "Troublemaker" Yolanda Tate (HRL)
Elite Champion
EDGE: Bill Bonecutter (IWL)
Brad Norman of North Carolina; manager retained title; 501; 60 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 10 free matches; edged The Wraith, FT: Maysie Crane (LRW)
Hardcore Champion
VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL)
Michael Drake; 501; edged Bill Bonecutter
International Champion
VIRUS/FS: Finn Balor (BOL)
Michael Drake; 501; edged EDGE/ROT: Manimal (JDL), Maysie Crane
Metropolitan Champion
Bill Bonecutter
15 free matches
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $25,000
National Champion
EDGE: Cannweh Geddahboofe (CZL)
Caleb Crawdad of Florida; 501; a large plaque or 25 free matches; East Coast region; edged TBABIT: "The Righteous" Justice Washington (GCL)
Central Plains Champion
TBABIT: Elijah Craig (EPW)
Tom Cottrill of Ohio; 501; edged Jimmy North (BRL)
Great Lakes Champion
TBABIT/WB: Chuckles (YJW)
Seth Brubaker of Ohio; 501
Mid-Atlantic Champion
SOS/BAC: Robbie "The Butcher" Blood (EEL)
Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Texas; manager retained title; 501; edged IMT: Ted the Mega-Murderer Bundy (ASL)
Northeast Champion
EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher (COL)
Caleb Crawdad; 501; edged SOS/SINISTER 6: The Bruiser Dick Dastardly (BRL)
Pacific Northwest Champion
SOS: Dominican Disaster (DZL)
Hamilton Ortiz of New York; 501
Rocky Mountains Champion
VIRUS/RWS: CW Drake (HLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 499; edged Hired Gun #5 (SVL), Hired Mercenary #3 (MML)
Southeast Champion
SOS: Jake the Snake Plummer (AOL)
Derek Tuttle of Florida; 501
Southwest Champion
EDGE: Glass City Assassin Terror (CZL)
Caleb Crawdad; 499
West Coast Champion
EDGE: Glass City Assassin Madness (CZL)
Caleb Crawdad; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
FT: Maysie Crane (LRW)
Brandon Madden of Michigan; 501; $50,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
COT: Brawlin' Lynn Brosious (VUL)
Wade Reinhard of Pennsylvania; 499; $25,000
Queen of the Ring
SOS: Masked Dimepiece II (LLL)
Hamilton Ortiz of New York; 270 QotR total; edged SOS: Stiletto Kwaigno (VVL), previous champion COT: Sensational Sydney Reinhard (NML)
Ladies' National Champion
OURO: Scylla Snakespeare (LRW)
Brandon Madden; 501; entered due to an in-league error; edged Siouxsie Gore (LRW); champion would have been DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly's Daughter Laura Joyner (QQW, Timothy L. Clark of Washington, 499)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
AI: "Redneck Queen" Roxy & "Redneck Princess" Raven Pureheart (MDL)
Jeremy Nace of Pennsylvania; 516; edged previous champions DOD/ORDER: Jennifer Brown Bear & Jeannie Running Cheetah (QQW)
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
COT: Hyrrokkin & Hel (QQW)
Wade Reinhard; 516; edged Charlie & Becky North (MDL)
World Six-woman Champions
JNR/MF: "Star of Yesterday" Kris Jenner, "Star of Today" Kim Kardashian, "Star of Tommorrow" Kendall Jenner (LLL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
JNR/MF: "Jewish" Kris, "Muslim" Kendall Jenner, "Christian" Kim Kardashian (LLL)
Matt Yunick; edged COT: Hyrrokkin, Hel, Angrboda
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE/CLOWNZ: Prinkles & EDGE/ROT: The Blue Chipper (ECL)
Caleb Crawdad of Florida & Rich Reilly of New Jersey; Crawdad held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE/GiFt: Doppelganger & EDGE: Dragon Variation (TGL)
Kyle Devlin of Pennsylvania & Brad Norman of North Carolina; managers held titles 3 cycles in a row
Top Contenders
3. SOS: Legendary Seals #1 & #2 (YJW)
SOS: S.L.U.M. Tiger & Steeler Pulaski (LBL)
VIRUS/PA: Ripper Robertson & Madman Max Mayhem (ASL)
6. COT: Tokyo Bullets #1 & #2 (FAL)
7. EDGE/ROT: East Side & West Side Killas (MML)
AI: The Ghosts of Tupac Shakur & Nate Dogg (SVL)
IMT/GOAT/MF: "High IQ" Gerald Robinson & SOS: Dirty Boys: Jerry Haggs (STL)
10. DOD/ORDER: Catfish Leroy & Chucky (BRL)
ranked #16 last time
DOD/ORDER: Kenneth Oblivion & Christopher Destruction (IWL)
ranked #16 last time
DOD/ORDER: Donathan & Kenneth Zastempowski (CWL)
ranked #19 last time
EDGE: Onk's Friends Atlas Hugs & Mount Hugmore (DZL)
14. COT: Electron Warrior & Steel (GWL)
15. COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crews XVIII & XX (NFL)
16. "Player 1" Pascal Stallworth V & "Player 2" Xander B. Oxstein (GCL)
17. EDGE: Jack Locke & Sawyer Thomas (NAL)
ranked #13 last time; last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE/ROT: Disciple of Terror 20 & EDGE: The Only (ECL)
Rich Reilly & Caleb Crawdad; Crawdad held titles 4 cycles in a row; 516; $25,000; edged SOS: Kidd Justice & May B. Knott (SVL), LPPF: "Killer Toon" Porky Bates & Leprechaun (LSL), EDGE: Onk's Friends Two Arms, One Hug & Side Hugger (DZL), DOD/ORDER/WBC: Matthew van Slaughter & Jane "The Vixen" Red (BRL; missed titles by point flow last time), EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton & Jacob the Spirit (NFL), IMT/AR15: Close the Borders & Second Amendment (NDL), VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver & The Reaper of Reefer (MML)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE/GiFt: Terror, Chip Sanqueso, EDGE/ROT: Rye Guy 10 (MEL)
Kyle Devlin of Pennsylvania, Caleb Crawdad of Florida, Rich Reilly of New Jersey; Crawdad held titles 23 cycles in a row, Devlin retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Hank Goodman, Jesse Heisenberg, Mike Fring (NAL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
VIRUS/COH: Mike Vendetta, VIRUS: Queen Zombie, IMT Slayer (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey (Vendetta) & Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; Belcher held titles 16 cycles in a row, Drake retained titles
SOS: Ermac, Jiggly Zack, Cold Stone Austin Steve (CSL)
Derek Tuttle of Florida; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row
SOS: Dos-Puncher, Masked Assassin II, SOS/BAC: Texas Terror RB (EEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky, Hamilton Ortiz of New York, Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Texas
SOS: Dirty Boys: Jerry Haggs, Brian Slobs, IMT/GOAT/MF: "The Human Rulebook" Gerald Robinson (STL)
~TZ~ of Virginia & Gerald Robinson of Tennessee (Robinson)
TBABIT: Lord of the Manor, King of the County, Ripple (SVL)
Seth Brubaker of Ohio; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
COT: Best of the Best II, IX, XIII (MUL)
COT: Minnesota Wrecking Crews VII, VIII, VIV (NFL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; manager retained titles
JNR/MF: "Mother" Kris Jenner, "Daughter" Kim Kardashian, "Sister" Kendall Jenner (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York
Top Contenders
11. TBABIT: "The Righteous" Justice Washington, "Fair Play" Itazura Kuso, "Monster" Marcus Monroe (GCL)
IMT/GOAT/MF: "The Fabulous Firebird," "The Fallen Angel," "The Dragon" Gerald Robinson (DZL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
VIRUS/Luniz: "The King of Swing" M.J., VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson, Drooly Ghouly (MUL)
Mitchell Johnson (M.J.) & Frank Jay Belcher III, both of Michigan; Belcher held titles 6 cycles in a row; share of $25,000
EDGE: Wiseau Sirius, Chicken Peter, Best Friend Tommy (WDL)
Caleb Crawdad; manager retained titles
EDGE/ROT: Masked Invaders 1, 2, 3 (MML)
Rich Reilly
IMT/GOAT/MF: "Trailer Park Gangsta," "The Ravishing One," "The Axe" Gerald Robinson (HWL)
Gerald Robinson
SOS: Katanka, IMT/GOAT/MF: "The Heartbreak Kid," "Houdini of Hardcore" Gerald Robinson (STL)
~TZ~ (Katanka) & Gerald Robinson
SOS/BAC: Blood Black, SOS: Roy Heavens, Forgotten Cutthroat Mike Cook (EEL)
Robbie Pawelek, Hamilton Ortiz, Michael Cook
JNR/MF: "Bronze Medalist" Kim Kardashian, "Silver Medalist" Kris, "Gold Medalist" Kylie Jenner (ECL)
Matt Yunick
TBABIT: Bag of Crud, Jordan "Don't Meme Me" Michaels, Angry MJ Rep (XWL)
Seth Brubaker; 521
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. BRL (1,439 matches) 493.594
2. NWL (1,285 matches) 477.644
3. TND (1,147 matches) 491.413
4. IWL (900 matches) 489.735
5. QQW (766 matches) 494.123
highest average strategy total (active wrestlers only); 10 free matches for managers next cycle
6. GCL (682 matches) 491.731
7. NAL (588 matches) 491.628
8. GNW (578 matches) 473.085
9. BBL (567 matches) 493.179
10. DXL (540 matches) 491.080
TOP 20 MANAGERS -- 2020
1. Caleb Crawdad 2,335
2. Frank Jay Belcher III 2,125
3. Brad Norman 1,545
4. Gerald Robinson 1,305
5. Robbie "Blood" Pawelek 1,190
6. Seth Brubaker 1,130
7. Derek Tuttle 1,080
8. Rich Reilly 1,050
9. Jeff Annable 1,010
10. Kyle Devlin 985
11. Michael Drake 965
12. Mitchell Johnson 945
13. Donald Henry 905
14. Steven M. Shotliff 745
15. "The Game" 740
16. "The Smooth One" Jeff Manning 720
17. Big Marchand 690
18. Michael Cook 675
19. Timothy L. Clark 670
20. Randall Angel 650
TOP 20 STABLES -- 2020
1. EDGE 4,380
2. SOS 3,595
3. VIRUS 3,330
4. IMT 3,015
5. ORDER 1,330
6. GIFT 1,190
7. TBABIT 1,170
8. COT 1,080
9. ROT 1,060
10. GOAT 985
11. LUNIZ 945
12. ARMY 905
13. LPPF 790
14. RWS 770
15. FRM-16 690
16. DOD 635
17. BNC 550
18. TAMMY 470
19. BAC 460
20. MEDS 440
TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only
1. IMT/LPPF: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 186
2. IMT/LPPF: Sinister Steve Stryker (ASL) 179
3. IMT/LPPF: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (ASL) 159
4. IMT/LPPF: Nightmare Sam Hell (ASL) 135
5. LPPF: Misfit Messiah (NAL) 126
6. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (ASL) 125
7. IMT/LPPF: Lord of Illusions (ASL) 123
8. VIRUS/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL) 120
9. IMT/LPPF: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 114
10. IMT/LPPF: Inferno (GRL) 108
11. IMT/LPPF: The Executioner (XPL) 106
12. Executioner (LBL) 105
13. IMT/LPPF: Deadly David Death (GRL) 104
14. IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Deadhead (XPL) 103
15. IMT/LPPF: Arson (GRL) 101
16. Messenger of Death (LBL)
VIRUS: Outlaw Tony Taylor (EHL) 100
18. IMT/LPPF: Bruiser Brett Brown (ASL) 99
19. IMT/LPPF: Killer Kenny Stryker (PKW)
EDGE: The Terminator (CZL)
Ultimate Ice (LBL) 98
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Black Ops, Center Stage, Evil Eye, Generation Next Wrestling, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Main Event, NEVER Puroresu, Quantum Pro, Unknown Wrestler, Vixens United, Xtreme Poison, Yellow Jacket Wrestling
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Gorgeous Amazon, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, Louisiana Purchase, Louisiana Swamp, Mobsters' Underground, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries, World Domination
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Conquest Wrestling, Danger Zone, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Masked Mayhem, Mystic Diva, New Wave, Ninja Dojo, Queen's Quest Wrestling, Snake Venom, Western Trails
Diamond Federation
Action Packed, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Flying Aces, Lethal Brawling, Native Sensation, Night Falcon, No Man's, Non-stop Action, Saber Tooth, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Brass Knuckles, Celebrities Only, Elite Prestige Wrestling, Extreme Hardcore, Federation Superstars, Grim Reaper, High Rollers, Iron Glove, Ladies Revolution Wrestling, The Nightmare Dimension, United Nations, Wicked Warz
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Global Championship, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer Wrestling, Super Hero, True Grit, Worldwide Elite Wrestling, Zig Zag
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