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SNAKE VENOM LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #118 -- MARCH 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 5,893) |
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Johnny Hardbody destroyed Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 4:58 (Bodyslam) by 99.
EDGE: Achilles outmuscled SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 23:29 (Figure Four) by 7.
Great Lakes title: SOS: Mimi Minx won over Jimmy Hardbody at 27:31 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 3.
SOS: Garfield L'Zanya tied SOS: Mimi Minx at 2:18 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Achilles outmuscled SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong at 27:32 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer beat SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 18:23 (I Before E) by 9 (non-title).
SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong* and Rich "Corinthian" Leather defeated SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 10:53 (We Go Together Like) by 12.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer pinned SOS: TT Taylor at 32:49 (I Before E) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 7,381) |
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Johnny Hardbody decked Andy Hawkins in 6 at 1:25 (Bodyslam) by 105.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. won over SOS: Vanity at 27:08 (Roll Up) by 3.
EDGE: Thanatos decked Jimmy Hardbody at 28:27 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer beat SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 28:31 (I Before E) by 1.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda destroyed SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 29:41 (Strangle with Dirty Dishrag) by 4.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer outmuscled SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 22:35 (I Before E) by 6 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: EDGE: Dionysus* and Apollo annihilated SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 11:16 (Big Splash) by 12.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer pinned SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 47:56 (I Before E) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 9,678) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 defeated Pete Pulson at 4:40 (Successful Termination) by 108.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Demeter pinned SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 27:23 (Big Splash) by 1.
Jimmy Hardbody pinned SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees at 27:31 (The Hardbody Press) by 3.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda pinned SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 27:45 (Strangle with Dirty Dishrag) by 4.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer overpowered AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 28:04 (I Before E) by 5.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer bested SOS: Muriel Puddings at 28:15 (I Before E) by 4.
EDGE: Theseus* and Adonis outmuscled SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 17:55 (Big Splash) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees).
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer pinned SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 30:09 (I Before E) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 7,664) |
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Johnny Hardbody beat Tiger Fung Le at 0:36 (The Hardbody Press) by 134.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. pinned SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip at 28:10 (Roll Up) by 4.
Jimmy Hardbody pinned AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 27:07 (The Hardbody Press) by 1.
SOS: Mimi Minx decked SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr at 27:08 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 5.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Senator Chuck Grassley in 12 at 4:48 (Count Out).
SOS: The Grammar Hammer drew SOS: Yoca Puddings at 4:20 (No Contest).
Jimmy Hardbody*, EDGE: Jupiter, and Johnny Hardbody beat Tony Balogone, Leon Locke, and Jonny Franco* in 6 at 5:07 (Headlock) by 34.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer won over Jimmy Hardbody at 34:39 (I Before E) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 3,284) |
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Johnny Hardbody beat Leon Locke in 6 at 5:33 (Bodyslam) by 74.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer bested SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 29:07 (I Before E) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Achilles defeated Jimmy Hardbody at 28:36 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS: Mimi Minx outmuscled EDGE: Apollo at 28:46 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 3.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 annihilated Mr. Jerry Jones at 8:29 (Successful Termination) by 21.
Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody outmuscled Tiger Fung Le* and Al Pine in 6 at 3:27 (Headlock) by 57.
TV Six-man titles: SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant*, "Other World" Lee Starr, and "Delicious" Chip Dip overpowered EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis at 28:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer defeated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 55:28 (I Before E) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 1,374) |
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Jimmy Hardbody destroyed Psycho Lazer in 6 at 4:01 (Headlock) by 99.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan at 10:22 (Successful Termination) by 29.
Dr. Jack Hogan pinned Big Ben at 3:49 (Charlie Horse Deathlock) by 121 (exhibition).
SOS: The Grammar Hammer outmuscled SOS: Mimi Minx at 28:48 (I Before E) by 1 (non-title).
Southwest title: EDGE: Dionysus pinned SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 21:45 (Big Splash) by 8 (Guest Referee: Charlie Jackson).
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna and "Sleazy" Chase Tail* bested SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 28:38 (Big Splash) by 4.
League Six-man titles: EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis outmuscled Jimmy Hardbody, EDGE: Jupiter, and Johnny Hardbody* at 12:23 (Big Splash) by 12.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer annihilated EDGE: Achilles at 54:04 (I Before E) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 4,416) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed Psycho Lazer in 6 at 3:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104.
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely annihilated SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 27:13 (Luck O' The Irish) by 5.
Dr. Jack Hogan bested Ace Stevens in 14 at 0:42 (Stunner) by 115 (exhibition).
West Coast title: SOS: Yoca Puddings destroyed SOS: Mimi Minx at 27:36 (Tapioca Sunrise) by 1.
EDGE: Achilles annihilated Johnny Hardbody at 23:19 (Figure Four) by 7.
TV Tag-team titles: EDGE: Demeter* and Hermes destroyed Jimmy Hardbody and Johnny Hardbody* at 24:39 (Big Splash) by 9.
EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis pinned SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive, "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird*, and Vanity at 29:57 (Big Splash) by 1.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer destroyed SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 16:46 (I Before E) by 9. |
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| Card 8: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 2,065) |
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Johnny Hardbody outmuscled Gaylord Beach in 8 at 4:21 (Chickenwing) by 105.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer won over SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 16:00 (I Before E) by 7.
Dr. Jack Hogan decked Jaeger van Dorn in 14 at 1:21 (Stunner) by 111 (exhibition).
SOS: Tara Bull decked SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 28:46 (Bull Charge) by 3.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer destroyed EDGE: Achilles at 29:54 (I Before E) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: Mercury* and Neptune decked Jimmy Hardbody and Johnny Hardbody* at 27:10 (Big Splash) by 5.
EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis decked SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, April Fools, and Tammy Lahren* at 15:51 (Big Splash) by 7.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer overpowered SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely at 29:54 (I Before E) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Albany (Attendance: 8,165) |
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Jimmy Hardbody defeated Al Pine in 6 at 5:27 (Headlock) by 79.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler outmuscled SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 28:30 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 4.
Dr. Jack Hogan over Bodybag Jones in 3 at 5:31 (Count Out) (exhibition).
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman pinned SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 28:15 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 2.
EDGE: Achilles overpowered SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 20:04 (Figure Four) by 7.
EDGE: Dionysus* and Apollo decked Jimmy Hardbody and Johnny Hardbody* at 16:23 (Big Splash) by 9.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer bested SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 49:03 (I Before E) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 1,012) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 bested Robert Morgan in 6 at 4:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler annihilated SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 28:02 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 1.
Dr. Jack Hogan overpowered Wildfire Johnny Rage in 6 at 6:11 (Snapmare) by 52 (exhibition).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely overpowered SOS: April Fools at 18:23 (Luck O' The Irish) by 6.
Johnny Hardbody outmuscled SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 28:38 (The Hardbody Press) by 2.
EDGE: Theseus* and Adonis pinned Jimmy Hardbody and Johnny Hardbody* at 29:13 (Big Splash) by 5.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer overpowered SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 28:56 (I Before E) by 11. |
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| Card 11: Held in Prague (Attendance: 5,623) |
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Johnny Hardbody decked Robert Morgan at 0:28 (The Hardbody Press) by 127.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler won over EDGE: Hermes at 28:20 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 1.
Dr. Jack Hogan decked Eric Darkstrom in 12 at 1:26 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 109 (exhibition).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely won over EDGE: Mercury at 27:09 (Luck O' The Irish) by 5.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer outmuscled SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 19:05 (I Before E) by 11 (non-title).
SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees* bested SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 21:42 (Big Splash) by 8 (Guest Referee: Roman Castro).
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer defeated SOS: Mimi Minx at 53:55 (I Before E) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 4,442) |
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Johnny Hardbody over R.J. Ferguson in 1 at 4:20 (Count Out).
SOS: The Grammar Hammer overpowered SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 29:29 (I Before E) by 3 (non-title).
Dr. Jack Hogan over Nook the Secret Weapon in 3 at 2:24 (Count Out) (exhibition).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely overpowered EDGE: Thanatos at 27:53 (Luck O' The Irish) by 1.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda beat EDGE: Theseus at 27:04 (Strangle with Dirty Dishrag) by 3.
SOS: Sharon is Karen and "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia* pinned SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 27:06 (Big Splash) by 4.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer defeated AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 43:50 (I Before E) by 5. |
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| Card 13: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 7,654) |
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SOS: The Grammar Hammer outmuscled Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 4:37 (European Uppercut) by 99 (non-title).
Johnny Hardbody annihilated Ricky Aloha in 6 at 3:03 (Bodyslam) by 72.
Dr. Jack Hogan annihilated Derek Craven at 1:11 (Charlie Horse Deathlock) by 119 (exhibition).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely pinned Johnny Hardbody at 17:54 (Luck O' The Irish) by 7.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer outmuscled SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 27:00 (I Before E) by 4 (non-title).
SOS: Tara Bull* and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) overpowered SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 16:53 (Bull Charge) by 6.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer beat SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard at 38:37 (I Before E) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Luxembourg (Attendance: 7,085) |
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SOS: TT Taylor decked Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 3:53 (European Uppercut) by 99 (non-title).
Pacific Northwest title: SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant destroyed SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 27:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Dr. Jack Hogan won over El Diablo Sanchez in 7 at 6:50 (Chokeslam) by 68 (exhibition).
SOS: The Grammar Hammer annihilated SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely at 29:08 (I Before E) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: Adonis overpowered SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 28:13 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: Demeter* and Hermes decked SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 17:34 (Big Splash) by 12.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer bested SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 19:00 (I Before E) by 9. |
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| Card 15: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 8,447) |
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Jimmy Hardbody overpowered SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 29:04 (The Hardbody Press) by 5.
Jimmy Hardbody annihilated SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers at 16:43 (The Hardbody Press) by 14.
Dr. Jack Hogan outmuscled Tygar Singh in 6 at 2:30 (Snapmare) by 57 (exhibition).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely overpowered SOS: Muriel Puddings at 29:35 (Luck O' The Irish) by 2.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman pinned EDGE: Neptune at 27:38 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 2.
Jimmy Hardbody and Johnny Hardbody* outmuscled SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 29:58 (The Hardbody Press) by 3.
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer bested SOS: John Romney at 21:36 (I Before E) by 8 (Guest Referee: Crystal Ball). |
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| Card 16: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 4,659) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 29:21 (Successful Termination) by 4.
Jimmy Hardbody bested SOS: Sharon is Karen at 28:33 (The Hardbody Press) by 4.
EDGE: Achilles defeated SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 17:42 (Figure Four) by 6.
SOS: Tammy Lahren tied SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) (Time Limit).
SOS: The Grammar Hammer bested SOS: "All Business" Aaron Hole at 29:48 (I Before E) by 3.
EDGE: Mercury* and Neptune bested SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 15:00 (Big Splash) by 8 (Guest Referee: Tony Balogone).
Main event: SOS: The Grammar Hammer annihilated SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls at 36:37 (I Before E) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 4,454) |
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Dr. Jack Hogan pocketed $1,000 in imaginary earnings when Jimmy Hardbody threw him over the turnbuckle.
SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers won $1,100 when SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) catapulted him out.
SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) earned $1,200 after she got catapulted onto the announcer's table by SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna got $1,300 when Jimmy Hardbody flung her out.
Jimmy Hardbody was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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