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NIGHT FALCON LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #279 -- AUGUST 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Tirana (Attendance: 11,984) |
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VIRUS: Hugh Mungus pinned VIRUS: Jamie at 20:17 (MILER INTERFERES) by 8 (Guest referee: Pope Benedict XVI).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus over VIRUS: Renly at 4:52 (disqualification -- hit ref).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus beat "The Gronk" Rob Gronkowski at 0:36 (Superplex) by 156.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V beat EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 29:01 (Wrecking Ball) by 4.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus bested "Handsome" Harley Race at 3:04 (Superplex) by 89.
EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers over VIRUS: Vinnie Valiant at 6:03 (count out).
Matt "The Prodigy" Storm and Mike "The Match" Storm over Bud the Wrestling Baby and Jerry Jones at 5:28 (count out) (lumberjack, straps).
WRSTLING: MJF, Velveteen Dream*, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle destroyed EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, Dynamite Danny Hammer, and EDGE: Purple People Greeters at 29:44 (Spinebuster) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V won over EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood at 47:11 (Wrecking Ball) by 7. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Bari (Attendance: 17,117) |
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VIRUS: Jamie destroyed Lance Black at 28:57 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Lance Black defeated VIRUS: Renly at 11:56 (Fade to Black) by 19.
Lance Black outmuscled "The Gronk" Rob Gronkowski at 7:47 (Headlock) by 61.
EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus overpowered MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V at 27:32 (Class Dismissed) by 1 (non-title).
Lance Black pinned "Handsome" Harley Race at 1:49 (Spinebuster) by 80.
EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks over VIRUS: Brad Breakout at 6:54 (disqualification -- hit ref).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI destroyed VIRUS: Masked Mauler #6* and Masked Mauler #5 at 27:35 (Wrecking Ball) by 4.
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #12*, Masked Mauler #11, and Masked Mauler #10 overpowered WRSTLING: MJF, Velveteen Dream*, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle at 28:54 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V bested TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 38:49 (Wrecking Ball) by 8 (Guest referee: Dr. Halloween). |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 18,430) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated VIRUS: Jamie at 11:14 (Shoulder Breaker) by 19.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava bested VIRUS: Renly at 10:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 41.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed "The Gronk" Rob Gronkowski at 2:43 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 72.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V beat Trevor Lethal at 9:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 23.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava won over "Handsome" Harley Race at 5:20 (Spinebuster) by 99.
VIRUS: Jack Jekyll destroyed EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 28:48 (MILER INTERFERES) by 2.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI decked VIRUS: Masked Mauler #4 and Masked Mauler #3* at 24:37 (Wrecking Ball) by 6.
WRSTLING: MJF*, Velveteen Dream, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle decked EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay, EDGE: Crimson Clown*, and "Apollo" Creed Bratton at 29:52 (Spinebuster) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V annihilated MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 28:06 (Wrecking Ball) by 3. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Dublin (Attendance: 18,912) |
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VIRUS: Hugh Mungus outmuscled VIRUS: Sandor at 7:03 (MILER INTERFERES) by 18.
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle outmuscled TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 27:47 (Panama Sunrise) by 1.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus annihilated "Bad Moon" Andre Rison at 1:46 (Chair Shot) by 82.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V decked EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo at 28:41 (Wrecking Ball) by 5.
EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks decked VIRUS: Masked Mauler #11 at 29:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
TBABIT: Troy LaCroix outmuscled EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 27:31 (Coconut Caper Super Kick) by 5.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI beat VIRUS: Masked Mauler #2 and Masked Mauler #1* at 22:49 (Wrecking Ball) by 8 (Guest referee: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay).
WRSTLING: MJF, Velveteen Dream, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle* destroyed EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide at 27:00 (Spinebuster) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V destroyed EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 27:54 (Wrecking Ball) by 4. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Homewood (Attendance: 9,857) |
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Lance Black pinned VIRUS: Sandor at 23:51 (Fade to Black) by 6.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII won over TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell at 29:57 (Wrecking Ball) by 3 *** won the Eastern title.
Lance Black defeated "Bad Moon" Andre Rison at 5:34 (Headlock) by 82.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V won over Lance Black at 14:57 (Wrecking Ball) by 24.
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle destroyed EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 29:17 (Panama Sunrise) by 4.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus defeated VIRUS: Tywin at 14:03 (MILER INTERFERES) by 14.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* beat EDGE: Crimson Clown* and Sidney Konstantine at 21:08 (Wrecking Ball) by 7 (Tag-team title).
WRSTLING: MJF*, Velveteen Dream, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle bested Trevor Lethal, Lance Black, and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* at 7:12 (Spinebuster) by 18.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V pinned TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell at 29:07 (Wrecking Ball) by 4. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Tokyo (Attendance: 19,685) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava over VIRUS: Sandor at 8:05 (disqualification -- nail file).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V annihilated TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell at 27:17 (Wrecking Ball) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava won over "Bad Moon" Andre Rison at 3:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V bested EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 28:18 (Wrecking Ball) by 2.
WRSTLING: MJF defeated VIRUS: Masked Mauler #10 at 28:18 (Spinebuster) by 3.
Lance Black pinned VIRUS: Tywin at 28:48 (Fade to Black) by 2.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI defeated Trevor Lethal* and Lance Black at 12:22 (Wrecking Ball) by 16.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII*, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV bested WRSTLING: MJF, Velveteen Dream, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle* at 29:08 (Wrecking Ball) by 2 (Six-man title) *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V annihilated EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 58:52 (Wrecking Ball) by 5. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 19,544) |
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Matt "The Prodigy" Storm over Jimmy Carter at 17:13 (count out) (loser lets the winner change loser's diaper).
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell defeated VIRUS: Masked Mauler #4 at 29:58 (The Mauling) by 1.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII bested TBABIT: Eagle Split at 23:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 6.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V over Mike "The Match" Storm at 17:08 (disqualification -- razor in boot) (non-title, ladder).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus won over "Mr. Wrestling" Lance Russell at 4:39 (Chair Shot) by 72.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava over VIRUS: Tywin at 4:33 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI over Trevor Lethal and Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 3:06 (count out).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V beat EDGE: Jacob the Spirit at 42:41 (Wrecking Ball) by 3. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Akron (Attendance: 18,697) |
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Nattie "The Diaper Changer" Storm overpowered Judge Don White Sr. at 6:42 (Headlock) by 64.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell defeated VIRUS: Masked Mauler #12 at 27:17 (The Mauling) by 1.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus over Miami Pound Machine at 19:33 (count out).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 5:25 (count out).
Lance Black over "Mr. Wrestling" Lance Russell at 5:35 (disqualification -- used rope to choke).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus annihilated VIRUS: Tyrion at 4:45 (MILER INTERFERES) by 30.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI over Lance Black and Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 2:30 (count out).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V overpowered WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle at 34:21 (Wrecking Ball) by 1. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 6,779) |
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VIRUS: Hugh Mungus pinned "The Grappler" George Bush, Sr. at 3:48 (Headlock) by 94.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell pinned VIRUS: Billy Brainbuster at 27:42 (The Mauling) by 1.
Lance Black beat Miami Pound Machine at 6:35 (Headlock) by 84.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V bested TBABIT: Elroy LaCroix at 29:43 (Wrecking Ball) by 5.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered "Mr. Wrestling" Lance Russell at 2:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.
Lance Black annihilated VIRUS: Tyrion at 10:58 (Fade to Black) by 18.
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #6 and Masked Mauler #5* beat EDGE: Crimson Clown and Sidney Konstantine* at 28:14 (MILER INTERFERES) by 3 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V decked EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers at 58:15 (Wrecking Ball) by 2. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Singapore (Attendance: 14,613) |
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Lance Black over "The Grappler" George Bush, Sr. at 6:46 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell tied EDGE: "Merry" Harry Yuletide at 4:35 (no contest).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated Miami Pound Machine at 2:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V annihilated TBABIT: Illinois LaCroix at 19:50 (Wrecking Ball) by 8 (Guest referee: VIRUS: Sid Savage).
EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks outmuscled VIRUS: Kenny Kaos at 29:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava over VIRUS: Tyrion at 3:19 (count out).
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #4* and Masked Mauler #3 decked EDGE: Crimson Clown* and Sidney Konstantine at 27:48 (MILER INTERFERES) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V defeated WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream at 55:48 (Wrecking Ball) by 5. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 5,010) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked "The Grappler" George Bush, Sr. at 3:44 (Shoulder Breaker) by 108.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell decked EDGE: Purple People Greeters at 22:06 (The Mauling) by 10.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV decked EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 28:43 (Wrecking Ball) by 5 *** won the Dixie title.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV destroyed EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 28:44 (Wrecking Ball) by 2 *** won the Mountain title.
WRSTLING: MJF decked VIRUS: Kenny Kaos at 29:47 (Spinebuster) by 4.
WRSTLING: MJF destroyed EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton at 28:41 (Spinebuster) by 2.
EDGE: Crimson Clown and Sidney Konstantine* won over VIRUS: Masked Mauler #2* and Masked Mauler #1 at 27:49 (Brainbuster) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V defeated WRSTLING: MJF at 58:51 (Wrecking Ball) by 2. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 7,155) |
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VIRUS: Hugh Mungus outmuscled The Masked Old Man at 0:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 139.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell over Trevor Lethal at 4:07 (count out).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V bested MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 27:20 (Wrecking Ball) by 3 (non-title).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus defeated "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 7:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 67.
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit defeated VIRUS: Billy Brutal at 18:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.
EDGE: Sidney Konstantine over Trevor Lethal at 8:56 (count out).
EDGE: Crimson Clown and Sidney Konstantine* bested Trevor Lethal* and Lance Black at 23:22 (Brainbuster) by 9.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V outmuscled EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror at 58:32 (Wrecking Ball) by 3. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Geneva (Attendance: 14,344) |
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Lance Black won over The Masked Old Man at 5:58 (Headlock) by 55.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell over Lance Black at 3:39 (count out).
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris beat MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 27:49 (Double Figure Four) by 1 *** won the Central title.
Lance Black bested "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 6:07 (Bodyslam) by 43.
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle overpowered VIRUS: Billy Brutal at 17:35 (Panama Sunrise) by 13.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus overpowered Cleveland Clown at 2:50 (Chair Shot) by 86.
EDGE: Crimson Clown and Sidney Konstantine* pinned Trevor Lethal and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* at 11:05 (Brainbuster) by 17.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus outmuscled MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V at 47:34 (Class Dismissed) by 1. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Concord (Attendance: 14,961) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered The Masked Old Man at 6:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 66.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell beat VIRUS: Chris Mecca at 13:55 (The Mauling) by 18.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII destroyed VIRUS: Masked Mauler #2 at 27:36 (Wrecking Ball) by 2.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 7:08 (Pumphandle Slam) by 56.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus destroyed Salesman Peyton Manning at 6:41 (Chair Shot) by 95.
WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream outmuscled VIRUS: Hugh Mungus at 16:46 (Dream Over) by 7.
EDGE: Crimson Clown and Sidney Konstantine* defeated Lance Black and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* at 10:46 (Brainbuster) by 15.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 19:56 (disqualification -- hit ref). |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 11,088) |
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MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI beat TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 21:59 (Wrecking Ball) by 6 *** won the Atlantic title.
EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers destroyed TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell at 27:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII drew EDGE: Jacob the Spirit at 4:57 (double disqualification).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus over Sheriff Andy Taylor at 9:46 (count out).
Lance Black defeated Salesman Peyton Manning at 3:53 (Headlock) by 95.
EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers destroyed VIRUS: Hugh Mungus at 15:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 10.
"The Krippler" Stu Hart, "Mr. Wrestling" Lance Russell, and Governor Gatling* destroyed Matt "The Prodigy" Storm, Chris "The Canadian Crippler" Storm*, and Bud the Wrestling Baby at 27:48 (Bone Crunching Headlock) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus defeated Trevor Lethal at 19:52 (Class Dismissed) by 25. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 10,734) |
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MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V bested TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 18:59 (Wrecking Ball) by 8 (non-title) (Guest referee: Cleveland Clown).
EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers won over TBABIT: "Queen of Water" Joy LaCroix at 18:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII beat VIRUS: Vinnie Valiant at 13:36 (Wrecking Ball) by 18.
Lance Black overpowered Sheriff Andy Taylor at 5:59 (Headlock) by 81.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava beat Salesman Peyton Manning at 3:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
VIRUS: Jack Jekyll decked WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream at 27:25 (MILER INTERFERES) by 3 *** won the Southern title.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV drew VIRUS: Masked Mauler #9, Masked Mauler #8, and Masked Mauler #7 at 2:44 (double count out).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus overpowered EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo at 39:19 (Class Dismissed) by 6. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 15,089) |
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VIRUS: Masked Mauler #1 decked TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 29:16 (MILER INTERFERES) by 4.
WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream bested TBABIT: "Fortune 420" A.A. Ron at 29:42 (Dream Over) by 5.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII outmuscled VIRUS: Million Dollar Miler at 3:05 (Wrecking Ball) by 78.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled Sheriff Andy Taylor at 5:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit overpowered VIRUS: "Old School" Kenny Kool at 24:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 8 (Guest referee: DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo drew WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream (time limit).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII*, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV decked EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris*, Dynamite Danny Hammer, and EDGE: Purple People Greeters at 15:59 (Wrecking Ball) by 6. |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Brussels (Attendance: 17,834) |
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EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer annihilated TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 24:36 (Superplex) by 6.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus over "Purple Murder" Ray Lewis at 29:09 (disqualification -- tied opponent up).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 3:33 (count out).
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #9 drew WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream at 8:25 (double disqualification).
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus defeated Bill Bellicheat at 7:31 (Chair Shot) by 71.
Lance Black bested Cleveland Clown at 4:09 (Headlock) by 86.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV tied VIRUS: Masked Mauler #12, Masked Mauler #11, and Masked Mauler #10 at 2:39 (double disqualification). |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 12,358) |
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EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus annihilated TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 16:49 (Class Dismissed) by 9 (non-title).
Lance Black won over "Purple Murder" Ray Lewis at 1:56 (Headlock) by 94.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus over Tom "Here's My #, Call Me" Brady at 8:35 (count out).
EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers destroyed VIRUS: Masked Mauler #8 at 29:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Lance Black outmuscled Bill Bellicheat at 7:26 (Headlock) by 71.
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle outmuscled Lance Black at 13:26 (Panama Sunrise) by 23.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV*, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won over EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay*, EDGE: Crimson Clown, and "Apollo" Creed Bratton at 28:30 (Wrecking Ball) by 3. |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Hartford (Attendance: 11,934) |
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VIRUS: Patrick Pain bested TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 27:01 (MILER INTERFERES) by 4.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed "Purple Murder" Ray Lewis at 0:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.
Lance Black destroyed Tom "Here's My #, Call Me" Brady at 3:23 (Headlock) by 83.
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle destroyed VIRUS: Masked Mauler #7 at 28:10 (Panama Sunrise) by 4.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled Bill Bellicheat at 1:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.
EDGE: Prime Time Alex Powers overpowered Lance Black at 10:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 22.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV* defeated EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide at 24:17 (Wrecking Ball) by 6. |
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| Card 21 -- Held in Fall River (Attendance: 13,819) |
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TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta decked Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 15:49 (The Thought-Crime Brainbuster) by 16.
VIRUS: Hugh Mungus beat Oakland/Las Vegas Traitor at 1:47 (Chair Shot) by 86.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava pinned Tom "Here's My #, Call Me" Brady at 1:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.
Chris "The Canadian Crippler" Storm over Bud the Wrestling Baby at 10:12 (disqualification -- tied opponent up) (loser is fed a baby bottle of formula).
WRSTLING: MJF destroyed EDGE: Crimson Clown at 21:00 (Spinebuster) by 6.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed Cleveland Clown at 5:43 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV over Trevor Lethal, Lance Black, and Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 17:16 (count out). |
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| Card 22 -- Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 8,857) |
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TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta over VIRUS: Ben Brutal at 1:57 (count out).
Lance Black bested Oakland/Las Vegas Traitor at 6:12 (Headlock) by 86.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V pinned "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin at 2:36 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84 (non-title).
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit destroyed VIRUS: Masked Mauler #6 at 29:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
WRSTLING: Velveteen Dream annihilated EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza at 28:05 (Dream Over) by 5.
Mike "The Match" Storm decked Bud the Wrestling Baby at 7:35 (Rings of Saturn) by 34 (pacifier on a pole).
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris, Dynamite Danny Hammer, and EDGE: Purple People Greeters over "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin, "Mr. America" Bob Turner, and The Dentist at 1:04 (disqualification -- hidden spike) *** won the TV Six-man titles. |
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| Card 23 -- Held in Fairview (Attendance: 12,490) |
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EDGE: Sidney Konstantine decked TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 27:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered Oakland/Las Vegas Traitor at 4:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
Mike "The Match" Storm over "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin at 5:59 (disqualification -- used brass knuckles) (cry baby rules).
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #5 bested EDGE: Sidney Konstantine at 29:34 (MILER INTERFERES) by 1.
WRSTLING: MJF outmuscled VIRUS: Billy Brainbuster at 27:31 (Spinebuster) by 3.
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle pinned VIRUS: Ben Brutal at 12:05 (Panama Sunrise) by 24.
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide over "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin, "Mr. America" Bob Turner, and The Dentist at 0:50 (disqualification -- used steel chair). |
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| Card 24 -- Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 18,199) |
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Mike "The Match" Storm over Jack Reynolds at 4:04 (disqualification -- used steel chair) (loser wears a diaper 24/7).
EDGE: Sidney Konstantine bested TBABIT: 21st Amendment at 29:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V pinned EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror at 27:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 3.
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #3 drew EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks (time limit).
WRSTLING: Chosen Bro Matt Riddle destroyed EDGE: Flyin' Ryan Harping at 28:52 (Panama Sunrise) by 4.
EDGE: Sidney Konstantine bested VIRUS: Sid Savage at 29:41 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
VIRUS: Masked Mauler #9, Masked Mauler #8*, and Masked Mauler #7 annihilated WRSTLING: MJF*, Velveteen Dream, and Chosen Bro Matt Riddle at 27:19 (MILER INTERFERES) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Bombay (Attendance: 5,925) |
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Trevor Lethal grabbed a quick $1,000 in imaginary earnings after getting flung out by EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus.
Lance Black took $1,100 when he got tossed onto the apron by Thomas Kennedy Orlando.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando was given $1,200 after MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V threw him out.
EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus was awarded $1,300 in imaginary earnings after he was thrown out by EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V was given an imaginary $1,400 when he got flipped over the top rope by EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror.
EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror won the NFL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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