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NIGHT FALCON LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #273 -- SPRING 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Alberta (Attendance: 17,335) |
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AC: Freddy Pharkas destroyed VIRUS: Gregor at 9:21 (grapevine) by 19.
VIRUS: Robert over VIRUS: Brandon at 6:46 (count out).
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak annihilated VIRUS: Stannis at 16:24 (DDT) by 14 (Guest referee: Nevada Sheriff #2).
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV drew VIRUS: Terrific Tim Couch at 1:39 (double count out).
VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister tied EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks (time limit).
EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks won over VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith at 29:54 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
Mike "The Match" Storm outmuscled Nook the Secret Weapon at 5:28 (leg lock) by 80 (exhibition).
EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror, Jacob the Spirit*, and Crimson Clown outmuscled Trevor Lethal, Lance Black, and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* at 29:15 (scorpion deathlock) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo outmuscled TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta at 34:06 (abdominal stretch) by 5. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Seville (Attendance: 15,011) |
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UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak over VIRUS: Jamie at 20:42 (count out).
TBABIT: 21st Amendment beat VIRUS: Brandon at 11:25 (Beer Bottle Smashed on Head) by 22.
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris annihilated VIRUS: Stannis at 13:37 (Double Figure Four) by 13.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV tied EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 4:40 (double count out).
VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister outmuscled Trevor Lethal at 28:07 (DDT) by 4.
EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks won over Lance Black at 27:58 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
Mike "The Match" Storm won over Derek Craven at 4:13 (wrist lock) by 114 (exhibition).
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide won over EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror*, Jacob the Spirit, and Crimson Clown at 29:30 (scorpion deathlock) by 1 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak at 27:35 (abdominal stretch) by 3. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 16,578) |
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VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart pinned VIRUS: Sandor at 14:03 (DDT) by 12.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII overpowered VIRUS: Brandon at 9:49 (Wrecking Ball) by 21.
VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith beat VIRUS: Stannis at 22:43 (DDT) by 9.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV defeated Trevor Lethal at 24:44 (Wrecking Ball) by 7.
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris decked VIRUS: Rockin Ryan Leaf at 29:56 (Double Figure Four) by 1.
AC: Freddy Pharkas beat EDGE: Purple People Greeters at 18:03 (body slam) by 8.
Mike "The Match" Storm bested El Diablo Sanchez at 0:41 (Rings of Saturn) by 127 (exhibition).
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide pinned Trevor Lethal, Lance Black*, and Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 18:30 (scorpion deathlock) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 39:29 (abdominal stretch) by 4. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 14,792) |
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EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks won over VIRUS: Sandor at 12:16 (abdominal stretch) by 12.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Brick destroyed VIRUS: Brandon at 7:31 (abdominal stretch) by 25.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak defeated TBABIT: Eagle Split at 28:01 (DDT) by 2.
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV at 28:59 (abdominal stretch) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo decked EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 29:57 (abdominal stretch) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo decked EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton at 19:17 (abdominal stretch) by 9.
Mike "The Match" Storm destroyed Tygar Singh at 4:12 (leg lock) by 77 (exhibition).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo decked VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith at 28:25 (abdominal stretch) by 8. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Calais (Attendance: 13,862) |
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Nattie "The Diaper Changer" Storm destroyed "The Prodigy" Matt Storm at 6:50 (The Knee Bar) by 35.
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. destroyed VIRUS: Brandon at 7:15 (abdominal stretch) by 25.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV defeated TBABIT: Eagle Split at 27:10 (Wrecking Ball) by 1.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 18:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 7.
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris destroyed Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 22:36 (Double Figure Four) by 7.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed Dr. Yan Pol at 5:20 (fireman's carry ram) by 99.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando defeated Bob Barker at 4:16 (giant swing) by 81.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo bested VIRUS: Brandon at 15:01 (abdominal stretch) by 28. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 14,452) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm decked "The Krippler" Stu Hart at 11:42 (Hart Lock Knee Bar) by 11.
VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister overpowered VIRUS: Brandon at 14:15 (DDT) by 21.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak defeated Sheriff Andy Taylor at 6:45 (giant swing) by 88.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 6:05 (fireman's carry ram) by 52.
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo decked EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 20:50 (abdominal stretch) by 10.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando annihilated Dr. Yan Pol at 2:37 (giant swing) by 103.
VIRUS: Gregor and Sandor over "The Prodigy" Matt Storm and "The Krippler" Stu Hart at 8:40 (disqualification -- used powder).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo decked AC: Freddy Pharkas at 57:28 (abdominal stretch) by 3. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in New York City (Attendance: 16,879) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm over Nels Olsen at 17:51 (disqualification -- used steel chair).
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit outmuscled VIRUS: Brandon at 12:39 (Texas cloverleaf) by 23.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak bested EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror at 27:43 (DDT) by 3.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando decked "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 6:36 (overhead toss) by 87.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava bested White-Haired Judo Teacher at 6:44 (fireman's carry ram) by 91.
VIRUS: Joyous Joey Harrington drew AC: Freddy Pharkas (time limit).
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak* and BeatdownKings - Brick won over "The Prodigy" Matt Storm and "The Krippler" Stu Hart* at 6:46 (giant swing) by 27.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo overpowered UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. at 33:28 (abdominal stretch) by 3. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Prague (Attendance: 9,384) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm over Bud the Wrestling Baby at 28:52 (disqualification -- razor in boot) (diaper on a pole).
EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer won over VIRUS: Brandon at 7:26 (abdominal stretch) by 21.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak defeated Trevor Lethal at 17:26 (DDT) by 8.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava beat Sheriff Andy Taylor at 6:32 (fireman's carry ram) by 85.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando over White-Haired Judo Teacher at 3:36 (disqualification -- nail file).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated The Missouri Mauler at 0:55 (stunner) by 127.
Trevor Lethal and Lance Black* defeated "The Prodigy" Matt Storm* and "The Krippler" Stu Hart at 4:48 (Texas cloverleaf) by 67 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo defeated VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 25:15 (abdominal stretch) by 7. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Cairo (Attendance: 9,538) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm destroyed Bob Barker at 6:28 (Hart Lock Knee Bar) by 49.
VIRUS: Dastardly David Carr pinned VIRUS: Brandon at 6:33 (DDT) by 28 *** won the Eastern title.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak destroyed VIRUS: Jovial JaMarcus Russell at 27:07 (DDT) by 1.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando beat Sheriff Andy Taylor at 5:02 (giant swing) by 89.
EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror pinned EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 27:12 (scorpion deathlock) by 5.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando beat The Missouri Mauler at 5:01 (giant swing) by 89.
Trevor Lethal and Thomas Kennedy Orlando over "The Prodigy" Matt Storm and "The Krippler" Stu Hart at 2:28 (disqualification -- hidden spike).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo outmuscled EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 41:32 (abdominal stretch) by 7. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Cologne (Attendance: 9,626) |
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Nattie "The Diaper Changer" Storm destroyed "The Krippler" Stu Hart at 6:41 (monkey flip) by 44 (dungeon).
Lance Black over VIRUS: Brandon at 2:36 (count out).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak at 27:45 (abdominal stretch) by 3 (non-title).
UKA: BeatdownKings - Brick annihilated VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 27:40 (abdominal stretch) by 4 *** won the Southern title.
EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror destroyed Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 28:40 (scorpion deathlock) by 5.
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo bested EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus at 17:50 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
Lance Black and Thomas Kennedy Orlando over "The Prodigy" Matt Storm and "The Krippler" Stu Hart at 4:57 (disqualification -- nail file).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo overpowered VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 37:58 (abdominal stretch) by 7. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 16,782) |
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Nattie "The Diaper Changer" Storm annihilated DKOH: Dr. Freeze at 4:17 (The Knee Bar) by 91.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava over Jack Reynolds at 1:47 (count out).
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak outmuscled Sgt. Karl Lyons at 2:27 (body slam) by 131.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin at 6:13 (fireman's carry ram) by 62.
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit annihilated EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 24:36 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6.
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo defeated VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith at 24:59 (abdominal stretch) by 8 (non-title).
"The Prodigy" Matt Storm and Jerry Jones* pinned "The Krippler" Stu Hart* and Bud the Wrestling Baby at 11:47 (Hart Lock Knee Bar) by 13 (ladder).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo bested FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV at 29:18 (abdominal stretch) by 4. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Albany (Attendance: 11,210) |
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Nattie "The Diaper Changer" Storm bested Bud the Wrestling Baby at 5:13 (The Knee Bar) by 62 (loser calls the winner "Daddy").
Thomas Kennedy Orlando beat Jack Reynolds at 2:14 (giant swing) by 86.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak decked Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 21:41 (DDT) by 8.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando over DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin at 0:39 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
EDGE: Jacob the Spirit defeated Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 17:44 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6.
VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith destroyed Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 28:26 (DDT) by 3.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V outmuscled VIRUS: Jon* and Brandon at 17:35 (Wrecking Ball) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo defeated EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 19:20 (abdominal stretch) by 10. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 14,278) |
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Nattie "The Diaper Changer" Storm over Jerry Jones at 3:28 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV over VIRUS: Renly at 8:37 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. destroyed FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV at 21:24 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. overpowered VIRUS: Rompin Rick Mirer at 27:29 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
EDGE: Crimson Clown defeated VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith at 23:05 (avalanche) by 6 *** won the Dixie title.
AC: Freddy Pharkas destroyed Lance Black at 19:47 (DDT) by 8.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V* destroyed UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak and BeatdownKings - Brick* at 28:15 (Wrecking Ball) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus at 49:00 (abdominal stretch) by 8. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 6,413) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava pinned The Wrestling Pharmacist at 3:15 (fireman's carry ram) by 66.
AC: Freddy Pharkas pinned VIRUS: Renly at 6:41 (DDT) by 26.
VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart decked FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV at 22:16 (pole ram) by 8.
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. bested White-Haired Judo Teacher at 3:45 (scissors grip) by 94.
EDGE: Crimson Clown bested EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 19:42 (avalanche) by 9.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed "The Mangler" Mike Wallace at 2:05 (abdominal stretch) by 161.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V destroyed "The Prodigy" Matt Storm and "The Krippler" Stu Hart* at 7:27 (stunner) by 71 (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo outmuscled EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood at 27:57 (abdominal stretch) by 4. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Zurich (Attendance: 12,413) |
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Thomas Kennedy Orlando annihilated The Wrestling Pharmacist at 6:22 (giant swing) by 70.
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. outmuscled TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 19:27 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII destroyed AC: Freddy Pharkas at 27:24 (Wrecking Ball) by 1 *** won the Mountain title.
EDGE: "Merry" Harry Yuletide beat UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. at 27:15 (avalanche) by 1 *** won the Northern title.
EDGE: Crimson Clown won over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 21:50 (avalanche) by 9.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando overpowered "The Mangler" Mike Wallace at 3:01 (giant swing) by 88.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V* overpowered Trevor Lethal and Lance Black* at 28:47 (Wrecking Ball) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo beat EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 17:41 (abdominal stretch) by 11. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Hammond (Attendance: 9,776) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated "The Grappler" George Bush, Sr. at 3:30 (giant swing) by 103.
AC: Freddy Pharkas pinned TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 17:30 (DDT) by 8.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII drew EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 9:20 (double count out).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. at 28:17 (abdominal stretch) by 3 (non-title).
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza defeated EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 29:34 (scorpion deathlock) by 4.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava defeated Bob Barker at 2:44 (fireman's carry ram) by 77.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V* destroyed Trevor Lethal and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* at 17:16 (Wrecking Ball) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo annihilated VIRUS: Jake the Snake Plummer at 31:09 (abdominal stretch) by 8. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Leeds (Attendance: 15,149) |
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Thomas Kennedy Orlando won over "The Grappler" George Bush, Sr. at 2:46 (choke slam) by 101.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell pinned VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 27:08 (The Mauling) by 3.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI won over VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith at 27:51 (Wrecking Ball) by 3.
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. defeated Lance Black at 15:13 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza won over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 29:03 (scorpion deathlock) by 4.
Mike "The Match" Storm beat Big Ben at 2:11 (wrist lock) by 115 (exhibition).
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V outmuscled Lance Black* and Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 27:45 (Wrecking Ball) by 4. |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 9,289) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava pinned The Masked Old Man at 1:51 (abdominal stretch) by 174.
TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell tied EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 5:15 (double count out).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava pinned "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin at 3:41 (fireman's carry ram) by 75.
VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart drew EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza at 6:15 (double disqualification).
EDGE: Flyin' Ryan Harping decked EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 29:20 (Texas cloverleaf) by 5.
Mike "The Match" Storm defeated Ace Stevens at 3:01 (leg lock) by 83 (exhibition).
EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror, Jacob the Spirit, and Crimson Clown* decked VIRUS: Jamie, Tywin, and Tyrion* at 27:05 (scorpion deathlock) by 5. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 5,351) |
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Thomas Kennedy Orlando decked The Masked Old Man at 0:37 (TKO) by 174.
TBABIT: "Fortune 420" A.A. Ron annihilated EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks at 29:30 (Smoke-Screen) by 1 *** won the Prairie title.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando over "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin at 2:08 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo destroyed VIRUS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 22:22 (abdominal stretch) by 7 (non-title).
EDGE: Flyin' Ryan Harping won over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 28:01 (Texas cloverleaf) by 5.
Mike "The Match" Storm pinned Jaeger van Dorn at 2:06 (wrist lock) by 105 (exhibition).
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide won over VIRUS: Renly, Robert*, and Stannis at 18:40 (scorpion deathlock) by 6. |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Naples (Attendance: 9,367) |
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VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister pinned VIRUS: Jon at 28:24 (DDT) by 3.
TBABIT: "Fortune 420" A.A. Ron overpowered VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith at 28:51 (Smoke-Screen) by 2.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V beat VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 28:23 (Wrecking Ball) by 3 *** won the Pacific title.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked DKOH: Dr. Freeze at 0:15 (stunner) by 133.
EDGE: "Merry" Harry Yuletide destroyed EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 24:14 (avalanche) by 9.
Mike "The Match" Storm pinned Bodybag Jones at 2:09 (leg lock) by 81 (exhibition).
EDGE: Kronus the Conqueror, Jacob the Spirit, and Crimson Clown* overpowered FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII*, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 22:14 (scorpion deathlock) by 7. |
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| Card 21 -- Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 8,313) |
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EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks overpowered VIRUS: Jon at 29:39 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
VIRUS: Awesome Akili Smith bested VIRUS: Robert at 28:51 (DDT) by 4.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V tied EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris (time limit).
Thomas Kennedy Orlando annihilated DKOH: Dr. Freeze at 3:57 (giant swing) by 101.
EDGE: "Merry" Harry Yuletide beat Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 24:54 (avalanche) by 9.
Mike "The Match" Storm won over Wildfire Johnny Rage at 1:17 (wrist lock) by 119 (exhibition).
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide annihilated FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* at 24:13 (scorpion deathlock) by 8. |
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| Card 22 -- Held in Providence (Attendance: 18,102) |
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TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta overpowered White-Haired Judo Teacher at 1:41 (double axehandle) by 93 (non-title).
TBABIT: 21st Amendment overpowered VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 27:22 (Beer Bottle Smashed on Head) by 1.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV beat VIRUS: Jake the Snake Plummer at 27:54 (Wrecking Ball) by 4.
EDGE: Flyin' Ryan Harping bested VIRUS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 28:45 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1.
EDGE: Dangerous Jim Hicks decked Trevor Lethal at 29:57 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
Mike "The Match" Storm outmuscled Eric Darkstrom at 4:28 (leg lock) by 74 (exhibition).
EDGE: "Lonely" Carl Costanza*, Flyin' Ryan Harping, and "Merry" Harry Yuletide pinned White-Haired Judo Teacher, Dr. Yan Pol*, and The Missouri Mauler at 4:43 (atomic drop) by 60. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Miami (Attendance: 15,481) |
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Mike "The Match" Storm pocketed $1,000 after being thrown over the turnbuckle by Thomas Kennedy Orlando.
VIRUS: Stannis received $1,100 after Trevor Lethal and Lance Black catapulted him out of the ring.
Lance Black was awarded $1,200 when EDGE: Purple People Greeters threw him out.
Trevor Lethal gained $1,300 after being flipped onto the steps by EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton was awarded an imaginary $1,400 after UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak catapulted him into some fans at ringside.
EDGE: Purple People Greeters was paid $1,500 after The Arizona Cardinal flipped him out.
UKA: BeatdownKings - H.H.I.C. snatched $1,600 after getting thrown out by UKA: BeatdownKings - Brick.
The Arizona Cardinal picked up $1,700 when he was thrown into his manager at ringside by Thomas Kennedy Orlando.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Brick was given $1,800 when FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV flipped him out.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando took home $1,900 in imaginary earnings after UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak flipped him out.
FOE: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV made $2,000 after being hurled out of the ring by UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak.
UKA: BeatdownKings - Freak won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.
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