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NIGHT FALCON LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #271 -- FEBRUARY 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 41,986) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm outmuscled Big Ben at 4:55 (hammer lock) by 98 (exhibition).
TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta bested SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 22:57 (The Thought-Crime Brainbuster) by 8 *** won the Prairie title.
TBABIT: 21st Amendment tied EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 10:55 (double count out).
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV tied EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris (time limit).
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart won over Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 29:04 (scorpion deathlock) by 4.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton bested SOS: Awesome Akili Smith at 18:58 (DDT) by 7.
Lance Black defeated Jerry Jones at 5:47 (Fade to Black) by 98.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV*, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII annihilated The Dentist, "The Mangler" Mike Wallace, and Bud the Wrestling Baby* at 3:50 (Wrecking Ball) by 67.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart overpowered SOS: Jake the Snake Plummer at 59:49 (scorpion deathlock) by 5. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 44,729) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm beat Ace Stevens at 4:33 (hammer lock) by 92 (exhibition).
TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta tied EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay (time limit).
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton decked TBABIT: 21st Amendment at 27:24 (DDT) by 1 (non-title).
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV pinned SOS: Rockin Ryan Leaf at 24:43 (Wrecking Ball) by 9.
Lance Black overpowered DKOH: Dr. Freeze at 4:02 (grapevine) by 95.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton bested "The Mangler" Mike Wallace at 2:03 (choke slam) by 92.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava won over "The Mangler" Mike Wallace at 3:48 (choke slam) by 94.
Trevor Lethal, Lance Black*, and Thomas Kennedy Orlando pinned NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII* at 17:42 (Scales of Justice) by 8 *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris won over SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 54:27 (Double Figure Four) by 2. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Bombay (Attendance: 17,089) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm beat Jaeger van Dorn at 5:22 (hammer lock) by 93 (exhibition).
TBABIT: "Cheesy" Tommy Velveeta bested AC: Freddy Pharkas at 28:26 (The Thought-Crime Brainbuster) by 4 (non-title).
TBABIT: 21st Amendment pinned EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus at 27:13 (Beer Bottle Smashed on Head) by 2.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV bested Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 20:13 (Wrecking Ball) by 6 (Guest referee: George Seagal).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered DKOH: Dr. Freeze at 2:39 (choke slam) by 100.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton annihilated Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 22:28 (DDT) by 7.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled Nevada Sheriff #2 at 6:05 (airplane spin) by 76.
AC: Freddy Pharkas, Friggadetti, and Seymour Batts* defeated NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV*, Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII, and Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 20:59 (DDT) by 8 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV drew EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 18:20 (double count out). |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Midtown (Attendance: 47,125) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm over Bodybag Jones at 3:27 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent) (exhibition).
Lance Black pinned Jack Reynolds at 2:39 (grapevine) by 103.
TBABIT: 21st Amendment pinned Trevor Lethal at 23:21 (Beer Bottle Smashed on Head) by 6 (Guest referee: Jim Barnett).
Dr. Ronald Bell destroyed "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 29:13 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Mississippi chain).
Nevada Sheriff #2 won over DKOH: Dr. Freeze at 24:58 (Carson City Crucifix) by 7.
DKOH: Don the Wrestling Cop won over Harry Reasoner at 13:41 (Carjacking Clutch) by 11.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava won over Bob Barker at 4:56 (choke slam) by 82.
Trevor Lethal, Lance Black, and Thomas Kennedy Orlando tied AC: Freddy Pharkas, Friggadetti, and Seymour Batts at 18:13 (double disqualification).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton defeated EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 47:57 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 20,015) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm bested Wildfire Johnny Rage at 4:44 (hammer lock) by 99 (exhibition).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked Jack Reynolds at 3:21 (choke slam) by 108.
James B. Sikking bested DKOH: The Rasslin' Rhino at 6:44 (Sikking Power Stunner) by 42.
Lance Black over "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 15:29 (count out).
Santa Claus over DKOH: Heat Miser at 27:52 (disqualification -- used powder).
Lance Black decked Dr. Yan Pol at 2:57 (grapevine) by 104.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava bested Jerry Jones at 6:18 (choke slam) by 54.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton annihilated NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 25:45 (DDT) by 6 (Guest referee: "The Grappler" George Bush, Sr.). |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 10,703) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm defeated Eric Darkstrom at 4:32 (hammer lock) by 86 (exhibition).
Mr. Walter Cronkite pinned Jack Reynolds at 2:33 (Camel Clutch) by 63.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton outmuscled TBABIT: Eagle Split at 29:36 (DDT) by 5.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked "Mr. America" Bob Turner at 6:22 (turnbuckle smash) by 80.
SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister decked DKOH: Nick Bockwinkel at 0:43 (Texas cloverleaf) by 101 (cage).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava won over Dr. Yan Pol at 0:52 (choke slam) by 109.
Wrestling Priest #2 won over Wrestling Priest #1 at 29:50 (Heaven's Hammerlock) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton at 39:38 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Luxembourg (Attendance: 33,770) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm bested Nook the Secret Weapon at 6:00 (hammer lock) by 98 (exhibition).
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV beat TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 24:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled TBABIT: Eagle Split at 16:12 (DDT) by 6 (Guest referee: ArGr: "Beautiful" Ariana Grande).
Lance Black won over Sheriff Andy Taylor at 5:35 (grapevine) by 77.
SOS: Terrific Tim Couch tied SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 12:41 (double disqualification).
Mr. William Shatner decked Oklahoma Sheriff #1 at 3:53 (Star Trek Death Stunner) by 54 (Texas street fight).
Mr. Mark Swary won over Mr. Dean Hollingsworth at 7:43 (Swary Spinning Toehold) by 21 (grudge).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay overpowered EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 32:30 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Avila (Attendance: 15,268) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm destroyed Derek Craven at 4:38 (hammer lock) by 98 (exhibition).
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart defeated TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 17:27 (scorpion deathlock) by 6 (Guest referee: TBABIT: 21st Amendment) *** won the Southern title.
SOS: Dastardly David Carr pinned Pope Benedict XVI at 6:42 (scorpion deathlock) by 81.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava pinned Sheriff Andy Taylor at 1:34 (choke slam) by 82.
SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister beat Trevor Lethal at 27:04 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.
Lance Black over "Cleveland Crippler" Chuck Allison at 2:42 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
The Grappling Gorilla annihilated The Grizzly Bear at 15:16 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 9.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay beat TBABIT: 21st Amendment at 30:05 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 24,702) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm overpowered El Diablo Sanchez at 5:56 (hammer lock) by 88 (exhibition).
EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay beat TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 18:44 (DDT) by 11 (non-title).
Sheriff Roy Coffee over George Seagal at 14:55 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
Lance Black decked Dr. Ronald Bell at 4:13 (grapevine) by 70.
EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood pinned SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 17:40 (DDT) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava overpowered "Cleveland Crippler" Chuck Allison at 1:33 (DDT) by 167.
Jerry Jones destroyed Dr. Big Time Wrestling at 5:18 (Dallas Deathlock) by 66 (four corners).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay bested SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 33:57 (DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 6,829) |
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"The Prodigy" Matt Storm over Tygar Singh at 23:59 (disqualification -- used powder) (exhibition).
EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo bested TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 29:42 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIV at 27:15 (DDT) by 4.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava defeated Dr. Ronald Bell at 6:15 (choke slam) by 75.
SOS: Jovial JaMarcus Russell pinned EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris at 28:24 (scorpion deathlock) by 3 *** won the Atlantic title.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked SOS: Joyous Joey Harrington at 20:50 (DDT) by 10.
EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer and Mr. Heated Larry Lava over Pope Benedict XVI and The 96 Yr Old White Haired Widow at 3:06 (disqualification -- nail file).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay overpowered TBABIT: "Salty" S.B. Pretzel at 29:55 (DDT) by 11. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Bari (Attendance: 45,022) |
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Storm beat Big Ben at 0:55 (figure four) by 113 (exhibition).
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII destroyed TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell at 29:39 (Wrecking Ball) by 1.
EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay won over NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VIII at 24:38 (DDT) by 9.
Mr. Bob Newhart bested Dr. Halloween at 6:45 (Newhart Kneebreaker) by 33 (submission).
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris overpowered Thomas Kennedy Orlando at 20:44 (Double Figure Four) by 6 (Guest referee: "Mr. Rock N' Roll" Dick Clark).
Lance Black defeated The Missouri Mauler at 0:35 (Fade to Black) by 136.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V beat "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin and Dr. Sam Loomis* at 4:55 (DDT) by 79.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay decked AC: Freddy Pharkas at 47:42 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in San Diego (Attendance: 21,655) |
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Storm won over Ace Stevens at 1:33 (figure four) by 110 (exhibition).
AC: Freddy Pharkas annihilated TBABIT: "Grizzly Man" Timothy Treadwell at 29:42 (DDT) by 5.
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart annihilated NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 28:01 (scorpion deathlock) by 3.
Lance Black beat DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin at 5:38 (grapevine) by 75.
ArGr: "One Last Time" over Bud the Wrestling Baby at 17:42 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone) (play pen).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava annihilated The Missouri Mauler at 1:00 (DDT) by 144.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V* won over EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer and Mr. Heated Larry Lava* at 27:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 2 (Tag-team title) *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay decked EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus at 48:04 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 34,335) |
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Storm over Jaeger van Dorn at 8:17 (disqualification -- nail file) (exhibition).
Lance Black overpowered Dkoh: Mr. Alex Trebek at 1:45 (Fade to Black) by 136.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton bested NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 24:19 (DDT) by 6 (non-title) (Guest referee: SOS: Rockin Ryan Leaf).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin at 3:03 (turnbuckle smash) by 101.
Mr. Sam Donaldson over Antioch Grappler at 7:32 (count out) (TLC).
Lance Black destroyed Don the 93 Yr Old Karate Man at 1:12 (Fade to Black) by 150.
Trevor Lethal* and Lance Black bested NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V at 21:12 (Last Rites) by 9 *** won the Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood drew EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay at 21:21 (no contest). |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Hamburg (Attendance: 33,963) |
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Storm won over Bodybag Jones at 3:25 (wrist lock) by 58 (exhibition).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava over Dkoh: Mr. Alex Trebek at 5:10 (count out).
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII beat SOS: Dastardly David Carr at 16:48 (Wrecking Ball) by 6 (Guest referee: Wrestling Priest #2).
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris bested SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 27:37 (Double Figure Four) by 2.
EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay defeated SOS: Rompin Rick Mirer at 11:32 (DDT) by 11.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava defeated Don the 93 Yr Old Karate Man at 1:00 (DDT) by 158.
Trevor Lethal and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* pinned NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V at 27:08 (Last Rites) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay pinned EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo at 35:05 (DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 27,979) |
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Storm decked Wildfire Johnny Rage at 4:25 (figure four) by 111 (exhibition).
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV beat TBABIT: "Fortune 420" A.A. Ron at 28:58 (Wrecking Ball) by 2.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII outmuscled Lance Black at 27:05 (Wrecking Ball) by 1.
EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay won over SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 27:52 (DDT) by 5 (non-title).
EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay pinned Lance Black at 19:55 (DDT) by 9.
AC: Freddy Pharkas defeated Trevor Lethal at 28:23 (DDT) by 5.
Lance Black and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* outmuscled NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI* and Minnesota Wrecking Crew V at 27:29 (Last Rites) by 2. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Donegal (Attendance: 47,670) |
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Storm decked Eric Darkstrom at 1:49 (figure four) by 98 (exhibition).
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris outmuscled TBABIT: "Fortune 420" A.A. Ron at 28:34 (Double Figure Four) by 2.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VII at 24:55 (DDT) by 7 *** won the Eastern title.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton decked SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 29:59 (DDT) by 3.
EDGE/ROT: Robb Van DeLay decked AC: Freddy Pharkas at 29:17 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
"Mr. Rock N' Roll" Dick Clark over Dr. Barker at 4:19 (disqualification -- hit ref) (casket).
Dr. Yan Pol* and Jerry Jones destroyed "Mr. America" Bob Turner* and Nevada Sheriff #2 at 17:29 (Mad Cow Sleeper) by 10. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Windsor (Attendance: 9,209) |
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Storm over Nook the Secret Weapon at 18:50 (disqualification -- razor in boot) (exhibition).
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton defeated TBABIT: "Fortune 420" A.A. Ron at 29:31 (DDT) by 3.
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris won over NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew VI at 27:47 (Double Figure Four) by 3.
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart tied EDGE/ROT: Professor Pompus (time limit).
Dr. Neil Clark Warren outmuscled Judge Don White Sr. at 11:35 (E-Harmony Ankle Lock) by 16.
Lance Black overpowered Alabama Wrestling Commissioner at 3:52 (grapevine) by 90.
Sheriff Roy Coffee and "Beautiful" Ben Cartwright over Dr. Big Time Wrestling and Harry Reasoner at 4:33 (disqualification -- manager in ring). |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 38,566) |
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Storm defeated Derek Craven at 4:46 (wrist lock) by 62 (exhibition).
Dr. Toehold decked The 96 Yr Old White Haired Widow at 4:46 (Black Mamba Toehold) by 75 (I quit).
"Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin pinned DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin at 21:39 (Gator Deathlock) by 10 (no disqualification).
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart beat Trevor Lethal at 29:03 (scorpion deathlock) by 4.
Roger Teeter annihilated The Mayor of TV Wrestling at 10:30 (Teeter Deathlock) by 48 (arm wrestling).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava pinned Alabama Wrestling Commissioner at 0:43 (Texas cloverleaf) by 155.
Trevor Lethal* and Lance Black decked EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer* and Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 17:50 (Last Rites) by 11. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Dover (Attendance: 48,656) |
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Storm defeated El Diablo Sanchez at 3:17 (backbreaker) by 79 (exhibition).
Lance Black pinned Ret. Col Jack Armory at 1:15 (grapevine) by 103.
Lance Black bested "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin at 5:03 (grapevine) by 77.
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart defeated EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo at 29:03 (scorpion deathlock) by 3.
Lance Black destroyed White-Haired Judo Teacher at 6:09 (grapevine) by 87.
Lance Black outmuscled "The Mangler" Mike Wallace at 2:28 (grapevine) by 89.
Trevor Lethal* and Thomas Kennedy Orlando decked EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer and Mr. Heated Larry Lava* at 23:42 (Last Rites) by 6 (Guest referee: Bud the Wrestling Baby). |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Dothan (Attendance: 24,042) |
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Storm decked Tygar Singh at 1:11 (figure four) by 103 (exhibition).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava decked Ret. Col Jack Armory at 1:05 (choke slam) by 108.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava defeated "Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin at 2:19 (choke slam) by 82.
SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart beat Lance Black at 29:26 (scorpion deathlock) by 4.
Jimmy Carter pinned White-Haired Judo Teacher at 8:47 (Carter Chicken Wing) by 32 (boxing).
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava defeated Lance Black at 15:52 (DDT) by 8.
Lance Black and Thomas Kennedy Orlando* annihilated EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer* and Mr. Heated Larry Lava at 29:25 (Last Rites) by 4. |
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| Card 21 -- Held in Chicago (Attendance: 22,467) |
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Lance Black won over Jim Barnett at 4:16 (grapevine) by 103.
TBABIT: 21st Amendment outmuscled SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 28:26 (Beer Bottle Smashed on Head) by 2.
EDGE: "Apollo" Creed Bratton beat NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew V at 28:19 (DDT) by 4.
EDGE/ROT: Huge Peanut Briarwood overpowered SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 28:00 (DDT) by 5 *** won the TV title.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled White-Haired Judo Teacher at 6:32 (choke slam) by 92.
Lance Black pinned Nevada Sheriff #2 at 1:59 (double axehandle) by 104.
"Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin*, Mr. Bob Newhart, and DKOH: Nick Bockwinkel bested Jack Reynolds, Sgt. Frank Walters*, and Mr. Dean Hollingsworth at 7:47 (Shoulder Breaker) by 18. |
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| Card 22 -- Held in Hartford (Attendance: 39,425) |
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EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava destroyed Jim Barnett at 4:17 (choke slam) by 108.
TBABIT: 21st Amendment won over SOS: Bombastic Bubby Brister at 28:29 (Beer Bottle Smashed on Head) by 5.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV outmuscled SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 29:52 (Wrecking Ball) by 2.
EDGE/ROT: Mr. Heated Larry Lava outmuscled SOS: Marvelous Matt Leinart at 28:38 (DDT) by 4.
"Beautiful" Ben Cartwright decked Morley Safer at 29:01 (Ponderosa Powerlock) by 3.
Lance Black destroyed Bob Barker at 3:45 (grapevine) by 77.
AC: Freddy Pharkas, Friggadetti, and Seymour Batts over Dkoh: Mr. Alex Trebek, Sheriff Andy Taylor, and "Mr. Rock N' Roll" Dick Clark at 15:18 (disqualification -- used steel chair). |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 36,643) |
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Jim Barnett received $1,000 when he got thrown over the top rope by "Bruiser" Bob Caudle.
"Bruiser" Bob Caudle made $1,100 after being flung into the audience by Trevor Lethal.
"Mr. Big Time Wrestling" Bud Hlavin nabbed $1,200 after he was thrown into the audience by Storm.
"The Prodigy" Matt Storm got $1,300 in imaginary earnings when EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer flipped him out.
The Wrestling Pharmacist got $1,400 when he got flipped out of the ring by Trevor Lethal.
The Masked Old Man snatched an imaginary $1,500 when NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV catapulted him out.
The Grappling Gorilla collected $1,600 after EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris and Pope Benedict XVI tossed him onto the apron.
The Grizzly Bear nabbed $1,700 when he got catapulted out by The 96 Yr Old White Haired Widow.
The 96 Yr Old White Haired Widow made a quick $1,800 when he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin.
"The Grappler" George Bush, Sr. collected $1,900 when Dr. Bloomfield flipped him out of the ring.
The Dentist collected $2,000 when EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo flipped him out.
Storm snatched $2,100 after Lance Black flipped him out.
Sheriff Roy Coffee earned $2,200 when he got catapulted onto the announcer's table by Pope Benedict XVI.
Dr. Bloomfield received $2,300 when he was thrown onto the apron by "Cornfield Crippler" Conrad Bain.
Dr. Sam Loomis was given $2,400 when Trevor Lethal tossed him out.
Professor Wrestling gained $2,500 after NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV catapulted him onto the steps.
DKOH: "Master of Pain" Mark Hlavin pocketed $2,600 in imaginary earnings after being thrown into the audience by "Cornfield Crippler" Conrad Bain.
"Cornfield Crippler" Conrad Bain picked up $2,700 in imaginary earnings when he got thrown out of the ring by EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo.
Pope Benedict XVI received an imaginary $2,800 when EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer threw him out.
Thomas Kennedy Orlando made $2,900 in imaginary earnings when Lance Black tossed him out.
Lance Black made $3,000 when NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV flipped him into the audience.
EDGE/ROT: Jackhammer Johnny Morris and EDGE/ROT: Jim T. Halo gained $3,100 and $3,200, respectively, after they both were flipped outside the ring by Trevor Lethal.
Trevor Lethal won $3,300 after EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer threw him into some chairs at ringside.
EDGE/ROT: Dynamite Danny Hammer nabbed $3,400 after NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV threw him through the ropes.
NFG: Minnesota Wrecking Crew IV won the NFL battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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