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MOBSTERS' UNDERGROUND LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #48 -- FEBRUARY 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 6,823) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III beat The Free Deal Fighter at 6:54 (overhead toss) by 83.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Skip Fontana at 4:12 (atomic drop) by 83.
VIRUS: F.B. III won over A Beautiful Mind at 1:10 (overhead toss) by 110.
VIRUS: Jack "The Cutthroat" Ripper bested NFG: Best of the Best IV at 28:09 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson pinned SOS: Envy at 29:37 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Scandalous Steven Valor annihilated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 27:32 (cobra clutch) by 2 *** won the Central title.
SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble at 28:12 (Hey-Lo) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: NFG: Best of the Best I destroyed NFG: Best of the Best IV at 32:37 (The Best Finisher) by 2. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 12,466) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity destroyed The Free Deal Fighter at 1:57 (overhead toss) by 84.
VIRUS: F.B. III over Johnny Handsome at 1:57 (disqualification -- hit ref).
SOS: Scott Commodity beat A Beautiful Mind at 0:50 (overhead toss) by 111.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Ruthless Rick Caulfield decked NFG: Best of the Best IV at 18:19 (Lovely Legdrop) by 6 (Guest referee: VIRUS: "The American Dream" Dirty Toad).
VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson pinned SOS: Preston James at 29:36 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1.
SOS: LE Williams annihilated VIRUS: Maybe Maybe at 28:49 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
VIRUS: Medusa "The Serpent" Burns and "The King of Swing" M.J.* outmuscled VIRUS: Maybe Maybe* and F.B. III at 17:28 (Burn, Baby, Burn) by 10.
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson annihilated NFG: Best of the Best I at 30:45 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 34,512) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III annihilated Early Bird, the Worm Eater at 1:33 (overhead toss) by 93.
SOS: Scott Commodity decked Johnny Handsome at 2:20 (scissors grip) by 79.
VIRUS: F.B. III pinned Raddishing Rick Cabbage at 2:51 (Chokeslam over top rope) by 157.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Luscious Larry Lawrence defeated NFG: Best of the Best IV at 27:27 (Alvarez Plex) by 4.
VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson beat NFG: Simon J. Serious at 24:13 (Texas cloverleaf) by 9.
VIRUS: Mr. Warwick defeated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 28:41 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2.
VIRUS: Medusa "The Serpent" Burns and "The King of Swing" M.J.* bested NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles* and Toilet Duck at 28:43 (Burn, Baby, Burn) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Lifeguard Wade defeated VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson at 43:22 (Rip Current) by 1. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Algiers (Attendance: 38,844) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity decked Early Bird, the Worm Eater at 6:59 (overhead toss) by 94.
VIRUS: F.B. III annihilated Winless Winston at 1:56 (overhead toss) by 92.
SOS: Scott Commodity beat Raddishing Rick Cabbage at 1:37 (Hey-Lo) by 159.
NFG: Best of the Best IV overpowered SOS: Pride at 29:36 (The Fourth Best Finisher) by 2.
NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble beat VIRUS: Gweedo at 28:06 (Fill'er Up Moe!!) by 2.
SOS: Sloth defeated VIRUS: Mr. Johnson at 9:13 (The Pig Pen) by 34.
VIRUS: Ghetto Dweller and Candyman Chuck* beat VIRUS: Maybe Maybe and F.B. III* at 20:19 (Bridge Card) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Lifeguard Wade decked SOS: Pride at 37:16 (Rip Current) by 6 (Guest referee: EDGE/ROT: Triple Threat Rye 1). |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 46,008) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III overpowered Hugh Jazz at 2:13 (overhead toss) by 75.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested Winless Winston at 6:38 (overhead toss) by 93.
VIRUS: F.B. III won over Josh Rocker the Pop Locker at 2:42 (Chokeslam over top rope) by 149.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade destroyed NFG: Best of the Best IV at 29:12 (Rip Current) by 4.
SOS: Sloth pinned VIRUS: 3-D at 28:19 (The Pig Pen) by 4.
VIRUS: Mr. Felcyn won over SOS: Pride at 28:37 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles and Toilet Duck* won over VIRUS: Ghetto Dweller* and Candyman Chuck at 28:20 (Scrub This!) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered SOS: Gill T at 46:55 (Rip Current) by 1. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Detroit (Attendance: 5,053) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity outmuscled Hugh Jazz at 5:52 (overhead toss) by 76.
VIRUS: F.B. III over No Talent Tim Tardashian at 10:55 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Josh Rocker the Pop Locker at 2:55 (backroll press) by 135.
VIRUS: Yur Mama beat NFG: Best of the Best IV at 28:06 (Ur Grounded!) by 5.
VIRUS: Ghetto Dweller won over SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 28:44 (Food Stamp Stampede) by 1.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Illustrious Ian Idol defeated NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble at 28:24 (cobra clutch) by 2.
VIRUS: Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns and Johnny Lugnutz* overpowered VIRUS: Maybe Maybe and F.B. III* at 16:11 (Check) by 12.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth defeated SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 46:48 (The Pig Pen) by 1. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Lima (Attendance: 46,667) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III over Tough Guy Terry at 1:07 (disqualification -- hit ref).
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated No Talent Tim Tardashian at 2:22 (double axehandle) by 126.
VIRUS: F.B. III overpowered Elbow Pads Montgomery at 0:15 (Chokeslam over top rope) by 141.
VIRUS: J. "The Technician" B. won over NFG: Best of the Best IV at 16:01 (Redemption) by 7 *** won the TV title.
SOS: Greed defeated VIRUS: Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns at 28:56 (Jackpot) by 2.
SOS: Gill T defeated VIRUS: Johnny Lugnutz at 27:26 (Guilty Verdict) by 3.
VIRUS: Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns* and Johnny Lugnutz destroyed NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles and Toilet Duck* at 27:50 (Check) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Wrath tied SOS: Sloth at 32:33 (double count out). |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Athens (Attendance: 20,761) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity over Tough Guy Terry at 4:05 (disqualification -- hidden spike).
VIRUS: F.B. III defeated Bartley Jackson at 2:28 (abdominal stretch) by 173.
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated Elbow Pads Montgomery at 1:41 (backroll press) by 132.
VIRUS: F.B. III defeated NFG: Best of the Best IV at 29:10 (Chokeslam over top rope) by 3.
EDGE: Kaden Korwin pinned SOS: Greed at 29:41 (Hard Kor) by 2 *** won the Southern title.
VIRUS: Drooly Ghouly defeated SOS: Gill T at 28:43 (Ghoul Drool) by 4 *** won the Eastern title.
VIRUS: Mr. Warwick and Jimmie Cornnutz over VIRUS: Maybe Maybe and F.B. III at 4:56 (count out).
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth pinned NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble at 43:08 (The Pig Pen) by 3. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Stow (Attendance: 50,930) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III overpowered Earl the Easy Win at 3:20 (overhead toss) by 102.
SOS: Scott Commodity won over Bartley Jackson at 2:52 (backroll press) by 173.
VIRUS: Medusa "The Serpent" Burns defeated SOS: Pride at 28:57 (Darkside Vice) by 3.
SOS: Wrath decked NFG: Best of the Best IV at 28:49 (Revenge is Sweet) by 5.
EDGE: Owen Dankirk beat EDGE: Nikko Warden at 13:19 (Owened) by 14.
SOS: Gill T destroyed NFG: Nice Guy Ned Flanders at 29:44 (Guilty Verdict) by 2.
VIRUS: Maybe Maybe and F.B. III over VIRUS: Mr. Johnson and "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 2:34 (disqualification -- used brass knuckles).
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth destroyed SOS: LE Williams at 45:55 (The Pig Pen) by 3. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Donegal (Attendance: 34,467) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity beat Earl the Easy Win at 1:26 (overhead toss) by 103.
NFG: Best of the Best IV decked The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots at 6:22 (overhead toss) by 67 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated NFG: Best of the Best VI at 24:48 (Rip Current) by 6 (Guest referee: ORDER: Meepo The Clown).
SOS: Sloth beat NFG: Best of the Best IV at 27:18 (The Pig Pen) by 5.
EDGE: Owen Dankirk tied NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble at 2:27 (double count out).
SOS: Sloth defeated NFG: The Walking Man at 20:53 (shoulder breaker) by 9.
VIRUS: Mr. Felcyn* and Mitch "The One" Johnson annihilated VIRUS: Maybe Maybe* and F.B. III at 18:08 (Texas cloverleaf) by 12 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth overpowered SOS: Greed at 49:17 (The Pig Pen) by 2. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 27,963) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III pinned Kev the Canadian Curler at 6:17 (overhead toss) by 81.
NFG: Best of the Best I over The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots at 7:55 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).
NFG: Best of the Best V beat SOS: Pride at 23:05 (The Fifth Best Finisher) by 7 *** won the Dixie title.
SOS: Greed defeated NFG: Best of the Best IV at 27:32 (Jackpot) by 3.
EDGE: Edwin Arkkon overpowered SOS: Wrath at 29:01 (Ark de Triumph) by 2 *** won the Northern title.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade annihilated NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles at 17:38 (Rip Current) by 8.
VIRUS: Mr. Warwick* and Jimmie Cornnutz decked NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles and Toilet Duck* at 24:16 (Texas cloverleaf) by 9 *** won the Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth pinned EDGE: Nikko Warden at 24:29 (The Pig Pen) by 17. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 36,935) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated Kev the Canadian Curler at 2:20 (overhead toss) by 82.
VIRUS: F.B. III destroyed The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots at 5:01 (overhead toss) by 63.
VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson destroyed NFG: Best of the Best IV at 29:42 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
SOS: LE Williams destroyed NFG: Best of the Best IV at 28:57 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
VIRUS: "The American Dream" Dirty Toad bested EDGE: Nikko Warden at 14:56 (scorpion deathlock) by 12.
SOS: Pride decked NFG: Toilet Duck at 19:54 (Mirror Mirror) by 9.
NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles and Toilet Duck* annihilated VIRUS: Mr. Johnson and "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson* at 9:49 (Scrub This!) by 33.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth decked SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 48:29 (The Pig Pen) by 1. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 28,761) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III annihilated Leo Banned from the Rio Grande at 4:50 (double axehandle) by 122.
SOS: Scott Commodity pinned The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots at 3:21 (overhead toss) by 64.
VIRUS: Mr. Belcher defeated NFG: Best of the Best IV at 29:17 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble destroyed NFG: Best of the Best IV at 28:34 (Fill'er Up Moe!!) by 2.
SOS: Lust outmuscled EDGE: Nikko Warden at 13:29 (Sudden Attraction) by 17 *** won the Western title.
VIRUS: Jimmie Cornnutz destroyed NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble at 27:13 (scorpion deathlock) by 3 *** won the Pacific title.
VIRUS: Mr. Felcyn and Mitch "The One" Johnson* defeated NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles and Toilet Duck* at 27:08 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth annihilated VIRUS: F.B. III at 42:27 (The Pig Pen) by 2. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 7,293) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity pinned Leo Banned from the Rio Grande at 2:05 (double axehandle) by 124.
VIRUS: F.B. III outmuscled "Mr. Wonderful" Everett Clear at 3:06 (overhead toss) by 69.
NFG: Best of the Best IV destroyed EDGE: Nikko Warden at 12:34 (The Fourth Best Finisher) by 12.
SOS: Gill T destroyed NFG: Best of the Best III at 27:53 (Guilty Verdict) by 3.
EDGE: Nikko Warden defeated VIRUS: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 7:58 (Nik of Time) by 35.
NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble destroyed SOS: Envy at 28:32 (Fill'er Up Moe!!) by 1.
NFG: Scrubbing Bubbles and Toilet Duck* bested VIRUS: Maybe Maybe* and F.B. III at 23:20 (Scrub This!) by 9 (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Sloth pinned EDGE/CHOSEN: Luscious Larry Lawrence at 33:32 (The Pig Pen) by 1. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Calais (Attendance: 18,578) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III won over Jade Lover Ike M. Thomas at 4:34 (overhead toss) by 63.
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated "Mr. Wonderful" Everett Clear at 4:44 (overhead toss) by 70.
VIRUS: F. "the Hitman" B. pinned NFG: Best of the Best IV at 29:30 (Another Hit!) by 4.
NFG: Best of the Best II won over VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson at 28:53 (The Second Best Finisher) by 2 *** won the Atlantic title.
SOS: Prejudice decked EDGE: Nikko Warden at 15:10 (And Zombies) by 12.
SOS: Wrath bested VIRUS: "The King of Swing" M.J. at 29:23 (Revenge is Sweet) by 5.
NFG: Nice Guy Ned Flanders, Belchin' Barney Gumble*, and Simon J. Serious decked NFG: Best of the Best VI, Best of the Best V*, and Best of the Best III at 28:32 (double axehandle) by 4 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Ruthless Rick Caulfield defeated SOS: Sloth at 37:30 (Lovely Legdrop) by 1. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 43,540) |
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SOS: Scott Commodity beat Jade Lover Ike M. Thomas at 7:48 (overhead toss) by 64.
VIRUS: F.B. III destroyed Crankshaft Von Hammerschmidt at 2:01 (monkey flip) by 86.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotstuff O.P. Roberts overpowered NFG: Best of the Best IV at 20:22 (Shooting Star Press) by 6 (Guest referee: ORDER: Jammin' Jeff Coolidge).
EDGE: Kaden Korwin won over VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson at 27:40 (Hard Kor) by 2.
VIRUS: Candyman Chuck decked SOS: Greed at 28:01 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.
VIRUS: Ghouly overpowered SOS: Wrath at 29:58 (Faygo Stunner) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotstuff O.P. Roberts drew EDGE/CHOSEN: Ruthless Rick Caulfield at 25:43 (double count out). |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Miami (Attendance: 28,706) |
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VIRUS: F.B. III outmuscled Skip Fontana at 4:13 (monkey flip) by 81.
SOS: Scott Commodity annihilated Crankshaft Von Hammerschmidt at 4:12 (atomic drop) by 88.
SOS: Gill T defeated NFG: Best of the Best IV at 29:57 (Guilty Verdict) by 3.
VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson tied SOS: Gluttony at 4:07 (double disqualification).
VIRUS: Frank "The Tank" Belcher outmuscled SOS: Pride at 29:24 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
SOS: LE Williams overpowered VIRUS: Yur Papa at 27:54 (Ball And Chain) by 1. |
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| Interleague Matches |
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| VIRUS: "Fists of Steel" Kabuki Dragon (CCL) decked NFG: Belchin' Barney Gumble (MUL) at 29:37 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in New Haven (Attendance: 16,203) |
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| NFG: Best of the Best I won the MUL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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