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LOUISIANA SWAMP LEAGUE

BULLETIN #176 -- AUGUST 2017

Card 1 -- Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 28,123)

Mr. Fantastic overpowered EDGE/HYDRA: The Miz at 29:25 (Galactus Death Drop) by 2.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban won over Tinkerbell #1 Ding at 5:37 (choke slam) by 72.
Mr. Fantastic beat VIXENS: Tonz A. Phun at 3:37 (flying head butt) by 86.
Mr. Fantastic over Leatherface at 8:43 (count out).
KDSN: "Tan" Kimberly Kardashian outmuscled KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 28:18 (Looking Beautiful) by 2.
Mr. Fantastic beat EDGE/Chosen: Sivad at 28:36 (Galactus Death Drop) by 3.
KDSN: "Tan" Khloe Kardashian drew KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. (no contest).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious beat KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 54:19 (What's obvious) by 4.

Card 2 -- Held in Edinborough (Attendance: 11,696)

Mr. Fantastic overpowered EDGE: Devious Drake Disaster at 5:28 (Galactus Death Drop) by 95.
KDSN: Shopaholic Kourtney Kardashian over Tinkerbell #1 Ding at 10:05 (disqualification -- used steel chair).
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban outmuscled VIXENS: Tonz A. Phun at 6:19 (choke slam) by 78.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban annihilated Leatherface at 3:42 (choke slam) by 106.
Mr. Fantastic destroyed EDGE/JERKSS: The Desperate One at 6:53 (Galactus Death Drop) by 98.
VIRUS: M.J. "The Hu$tler" defeated Mr. Fantastic at 28:52 (backroll press) by 1.
KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #3 overpowered KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 27:02 (Protecting the Kardashians) by 5 *** won the TV title.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious outmuscled Mr. Fantastic at 44:40 (What's obvious) by 2.

Card 3 -- Held in Istanbul (Attendance: 50,768)

Mr. Fantastic destroyed X-CORE: Arachnaphobia at 1:24 (flying head butt) by 115.
KDSN: Ever Man's Dream Kim Kardashian pinned EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky at 21:06 (Your Dream Come True) by 7.
Mr. Fantastic bested X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson at 4:29 (flying head butt) by 96.
KDSN: Shopaholic Khloe Kardashian bested Leatherface at 2:45 (full nelson) by 108.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man bested KDSN: World's Greatest Husband Kanye W. at 23:03 (Being Used) by 8.
Mr. Fantastic annihilated EDGE/HYDRA: Hellmaster Hank Powers at 27:44 (Galactus Death Drop) by 2.
KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #3 overpowered BURN: Pavel the Giant at 24:25 (Protecting the Kardashians) by 10 (non-title,).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious defeated BURN: Pavel the Giant at 16:32 (What's obvious) by 9.

Card 4 -- Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 47,250)

KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban decked X-CORE: Arachnaphobia at 1:26 (choke slam) by 107.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Maniac #2 bested KDSN: Ever Man's Dream Kim Kardashian at 27:48 (belly to belly) by 1.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban pinned X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson at 2:42 (choke slam) by 88.
Mr. Fantastic overpowered Wayne Gill - Guillotine #2 at 2:46 (Galactus Death Drop) by 197.
BURN: Klondike beat KDSN: World's Greatest Husband Kanye W. at 29:55 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
Mr. Fantastic decked EDGE/Chosen: Thoroughbred Dwayne Lamborne at 29:39 (Galactus Death Drop) by 2.
EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and Mr. Fantastic* decked X-CORE: Arachnaphobia* and the Yeti at 3:01 (giant swing) by 83.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious annihilated KDSN: "Tan" Kourtney Kardashian at 51:15 (What's obvious) by 1.

Card 5 -- Held in Oakland (Attendance: 38,490)

Mr. Fantastic beat X-CORE: Gary Horowitz at 2:50 (flying head butt) by 100.
KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. annihilated KDSN: Ever Man's Dream Kim Kardashian at 28:06 (The Crib Clutch) by 4.
Mr. Fantastic beat Bronx Brawler at 2:40 (Galactus Death Drop) by 157.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban pinned Wayne Gill - Guillotine #2 at 1:53 (Texas cloverleaf) by 166.
KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. annihilated KDSN: World's Greatest Husband Kanye W. at 28:38 (The Crib Clutch) by 4.
Mr. Fantastic won over KDSN: 5% Bruce Jenner at 27:57 (Galactus Death Drop) by 3.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious* and EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Gift outmuscled EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and Mr. Fantastic* at 10:32 (What's obvious) by 11.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious pinned KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Shengo Deane at 15:56 (What's obvious) by 7.

Card 6 -- Held in Bari (Attendance: 40,823)

KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban annihilated X-CORE: Gary Horowitz at 6:31 (choke slam) by 92.
Mr. Fantastic over Cruise Missiler at 11:46 (count out).
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban decked Bronx Brawler at 0:33 (The Cheban Chokeslam) by 156.
Mr. Fantastic pinned VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester at 0:38 (flying head butt) by 116.
Mr. Fantastic destroyed KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Shengo Deane at 27:23 (Galactus Death Drop) by 5.
Mr. Fantastic pinned BURN: Klondike at 29:15 (Galactus Death Drop) by 3 (non-title,).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious* and EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Gift destroyed BURN: Biff Mellington* and BURN: Oliver Canada at 21:31 (What's obvious) by 8 (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious beat IMT/LPPF: Masked Maniac #2 at 46:26 (What's obvious) by 7.

Card 7 -- Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 16,361)

KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #2 won over Tinkerbell #2 Dong at 0:51 (backroll press) by 153.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban over Cruise Missiler at 9:26 (count out).
Mr. Fantastic destroyed Chuckleberry Clown at 6:05 (flying head butt) by 98.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban decked VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester at 1:53 (choke slam) by 108.
KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. beat KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Shengo Deane at 29:33 (The Crib Clutch) by 3.
Mr. Fantastic defeated KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 28:17 (Galactus Death Drop) by 2.
EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels* and Mr. Fantastic won over Duncan Doenuts and EDGE/HYDRA: Yokozuna* at 13:36 (Burn Victim) by 11.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious bested BURN: Klondike at 36:02 (What's obvious) by 5.

Card 8 -- Held in Malta (Attendance: 21,003)

KDSN: Kim's $1,000,000 Ring over VIXENS: Lois Zhukov at 12:38 (disqualification -- used powder).
KDSN: "Tan" Kourtney Kardashian outmuscled Nightmare Freddy at 1:29 (hip roll) by 117.
Mr. Fantastic over Chris Lowkey at 7:15 (disqualification -- loaded elbow pad).
KDSN: 5% Bruce Jenner outmuscled VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester at 4:16 (hip roll) by 106.
Mr. Fantastic bested VIXEN: Catalina Curves at 2:52 (flying head butt) by 116.
Mr. Fantastic bested EDGE/JERKSS: The Slacker at 29:43 (Galactus Death Drop) by 5.
BURN: Biff Mellington* and BURN: Oliver Canada outmuscled EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels* and Mr. Fantastic at 27:43 (belly to belly) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious over EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky at 15:09 (count out).

Card 9 -- Held in Windsor (Attendance: 8,002)

Mr. Fantastic beat VIXENS: Lois Zhukov at 3:16 (flying head butt) by 122.
KDSN: "Tan" Kourtney Kardashian won over Mr. Fantastic at 28:19 (Looking Beautiful) by 1.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban won over Chris Lowkey at 7:54 (choke slam) by 57.
KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #3 decked VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester at 2:55 (scissors grip) by 112.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban outmuscled VIXEN: Catalina Curves at 0:49 (choke slam) by 108.
Mr. Fantastic outmuscled BURN: Thor Firestone at 27:44 (Galactus Death Drop) by 4.
KDSN: 5% Bruce Jenner* and KDSN: 10% Kris Jenner won over BURN: Biff Mellington and BURN: Oliver Canada* at 27:31 (You Owe Me 5%!) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared drew EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious (no contest).

Card 10 -- Held in Fall River (Attendance: 13,872)

KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban bested VIXENS: Lois Zhukov at 3:39 (choke slam) by 114.
KDSN: "Tan" Kourtney Kardashian destroyed KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 28:23 (Looking Beautiful) by 3.
Mr. Fantastic defeated X-CORE: Tim Powers at 4:59 (flying head butt) by 91.
Mr. Fantastic outmuscled Bort at 2:27 (flying head butt) by 122.
Mr. Fantastic won over MINI: Tiger Jones at 2:21 (flying head butt) by 100.
Mr. Fantastic defeated BURN: Pavel the Giant at 22:19 (Galactus Death Drop) by 7 *** won the Central title.
KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #1 and KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #2* destroyed BURN: Biff Mellington and BURN: Oliver Canada* at 15:48 (Protecting the Kardashians) by 10 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious beat KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban at 28:08 (What's obvious) by 3.

Card 11 -- Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 50,568)

KDSN: Kim's $3,000,000 Ring over VIXENS: Lois Zhukov at 10:59 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
KDSN: Kim's Greatest Fan Matt Y. beat EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky at 14:41 (Kim, I Have Your Back!) by 11.
Mr. Fantastic overpowered KDSN: Kim's $1,000,000 Ring at 19:54 (Galactus Death Drop) by 6.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban won over Bort at 1:57 (choke slam) by 114.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban outmuscled MINI: Tiger Jones at 2:27 (choke slam) by 92.
Mr. Fantastic bested BURN: Malibu Steve at 17:44 (Galactus Death Drop) by 6.
EDGE: The Blue Knight, APO: Swamp Man, and APO: Cain Anarchy* annihilated EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, Mr. Fantastic, and EDGE/HYDRA: Razor Ramon* at 21:14 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man tied EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious (time limit).

Card 12 -- Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 48,684)

Mr. Fantastic pinned VIXENS: Jean Ligon at 4:12 (flying head butt) by 115.
Mr. Fantastic over EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky at 14:41 (count out) (non-title,).
Mr. Fantastic outmuscled Gustav Panzer at 0:39 (scissors grip) by 105.
KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. destroyed Bort at 1:02 (scissors grip) by 117 (non-title).
Mr. Fantastic annihilated APO: Don Leo Johnathan at 1:46 (Texas cloverleaf) by 155.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Dungeon Master bested KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban at 16:30 (Not banned anymore) by 8 (non-title,).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky, EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared*, and EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man overpowered EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels*, Mr. Fantastic, and EDGE/HYDRA: Razor Ramon at 17:45 (Who's Lucky) by 12 *** won the TV Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious destroyed KDSN: Kim's Greatest Fan Matt Y. at 46:58 (What's obvious) by 4.

Card 13 -- Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 34,850)

KDSN: Kim's $2,000,000 Ring won over VIXENS: Jean Ligon at 2:48 (overhead toss) by 106.
KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. over EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky at 10:58 (count out) *** won the Pacific title.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban over Gustav Panzer at 8:26 (count out).
KDSN: Shopaholic Kim Kardashian destroyed Bort at 2:41 (hip roll) by 114.
Mr. Fantastic destroyed EDGE/HYDRA: "Y2SJ" Shareef Johnson at 28:40 (Galactus Death Drop) by 2.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Dungeon Master annihilated BURN: Klondike at 23:14 (Not banned anymore) by 10 (non-title,).
KDSN: Shopaholic Kim Kardashian, KDSN: Shopaholic Kourtney Kardashian, and KDSN: Shopaholic Khloe Kardashian* bested EDGE/HYDRA: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, Mr. Fantastic*, and EDGE/HYDRA: Razor Ramon at 19:25 (That Price Is Too High!) by 13.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious won over KDSN: World's Greatest Husband Kanye W. at 48:35 (What's obvious) by 8.

Card 14 -- Held in Mobile (Attendance: 28,154)

KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban pinned VIXENS: Jean Ligon at 3:58 (choke slam) by 107.
Mr. Fantastic decked IMT/LPPF: Masked Maniac #2 at 29:00 (Galactus Death Drop) by 5 (non-title,).
Mr. Fantastic decked EDGE/JERKSS: Silent Assassin Shareef at 6:13 (Galactus Death Drop) by 34.
Mr. Fantastic annihilated Legionnaire at 6:15 (flying head butt) by 93.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Dungeon Master won over Mr. Fantastic at 21:28 (Not banned anymore) by 7 *** won the Atlantic title.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban won over KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 29:26 (The Cheban Chokeslam) by 1.
KDSN: Shopaholic Kim Kardashian, KDSN: Shopaholic Kourtney Kardashian, and KDSN: Shopaholic Khloe Kardashian* destroyed EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Lucky, EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared, and EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man* at 27:03 (That Price Is Too High!) by 1 (Six-man title) *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Obvious bested KDSN: "Tan" Khloe Kardashian at 45:06 (What's obvious) by 4.

Card 15 -- Held in Austin (Attendance: 40,474)

KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #1 annihilated VIXENS: Jean Ligon at 2:33 (Protecting the Kardashians) by 202.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Dungeon Master won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Maniac #2 at 18:51 (Not banned anymore) by 12 (non-title,).
Mr. Fantastic defeated Nightmare Freddy at 4:25 (flying head butt) by 122.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban overpowered Legionnaire at 2:40 (choke slam) by 85.
Mr. Fantastic bested EDGE/HYDRA: "The G.O.A.T." SJ Perfect at 29:44 (Galactus Death Drop) by 2.
KDSN: Kardashian Bodyguard #3 outmuscled EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared at 28:17 (Protecting the Kardashians) by 1 (non-title,).
KDSN: Kim's $1,000,000 Ring, KDSN: Kim's $2,000,000 Ring, and KDSN: Kim's $3,000,000 Ring drew KDSN: Shopaholic Kim Kardashian, KDSN: Shopaholic Kourtney Kardashian, and KDSN: Shopaholic Khloe Kardashian (double disqualification).

Card 16 -- Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 43,779)

Mr. Fantastic decked Gary Hardy - Guillotine #1 at 4:13 (flying head butt) by 123.
KDSN: "Tan" Khloe Kardashian outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Masked Maniac #2 at 28:31 (Looking Beautiful) by 3 *** won the Mountain title.
KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban over Nightmare Freddy at 10:38 (disqualification -- nail file).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Mr. Gift won over KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Shengo Deane at 15:49 (What's a gift) by 6 *** won the Eastern title.
Mr. Fantastic beat KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban at 29:51 (Galactus Death Drop) by 1 (non-title,).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared beat KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 27:44 (Being Used) by 4.

Card 17 -- Held in Miami (Attendance: 13,732)

KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Cheban destroyed Gary Hardy - Guillotine #1 at 0:44 (choke slam) by 115.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared won over KDSN: Kim's Greatest Fan Matt Y. at 29:38 (Being Used) by 4.
KDSN: 10% Kris Jenner over Nightmare Freddy at 9:38 (count out).
KDSN: "Tan" Kimberly Kardashian tied Mr. Fantastic (double count out).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Scared outmuscled Mr. Fantastic at 27:05 (Being Used) by 2.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man pinned KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. at 27:11 (Being Used) by 4.

Card 18 -- Held in New Haven (Attendance: 23,545)

Mr. Fantastic destroyed Tinkerbell #1 Ding at 1:51 (flying head butt) by 80.
KDSN: Kim's Greatest Fan Matt Y. tied KDSN: World's Greatest Child Nori W. (no contest).
KDSN: Kim's Former Boyfriend Shengo Deane outmuscled Leatherface at 3:50 (full nelson) by 106.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man won over KDSN: "Tan" Kimberly Kardashian at 28:13 (Being Used) by 2.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Running Man beat Mr. Fantastic at 28:58 (Being Used) by 2.
KDSN: "Tan" Khloe Kardashian won over BURN: Klondike at 29:29 (Looking Beautiful) by 1 (non-title,).

Battle Royal -- Held in Aruba (Attendance: 26,131)

KDSN: "Tan" Kimberly Kardashian was given $1,000 in imaginary earnings after Mr. Fantastic threw him out.
Mr. Fantastic nabbed $1,100 when KDSN: Ever Man's Dream Kim Kardashian tossed him out.
KDSN: Ever Man's Dream Kim Kardashian won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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