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INTENSE IMPACT LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #261 -- MARCH 2020 |
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| Card 1: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 793) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Mr. Scrub at 0:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 129.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned The Challenger at 4:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley pinned EDGE: John Krasinski at 28:29 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown pinned TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:32 (Superplex) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger).
EDGE: Jason Lee drew TBZ: Silver Panda at 6:09 (Double Disqualification).
TAMMY: "Flamboyant" Tammy Fytch, "Confident" Tammy Fytch, and "Bold" Tammy Fytch* destroyed TAMMY: US Champ Tammy Fytch*, National Champ Tammy Fytch, and World Champ Tammy Fytch at 18:50 (The Flamboyant Ending) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Chilly McFreeze destroyed EDGE: John Krasinski at 33:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
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| Card 2: Held in Echo (Attendance: 383) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over Poncho Marx at 4:06 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff destroyed Jason Argon at 2:27 (Palm Strike) by 106.
Zaire title: EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto pinned EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 27:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown overpowered LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Helen Higgins at 29:32 (Superplex) by 2.
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger annihilated EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 20:30 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot won over EDGE: Chilly McFreeze at 37:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 261) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over Sky Sprinter at 6:56 (Disqualification: hit ref).
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned Daren Facelift at 4:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 70.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff won over The Llamanator at 2:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.
EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen outmuscled EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung at 29:58 (Backbreaker) by 2.
Lightweight title: LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Elmer Higgins beat EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 27:22 (Suicide Dive) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot outmuscled EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown at 44:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (Guest Referee: LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Helen Higgins). |
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| Card 4: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 400) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Goldylox at 0:40 (Palm Strike) by 129.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff defeated Yogi Hoagie at 1:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
TBZ: Silver Panda beat EDGE: Jason Xtreme at 27:04 (Susie Q) by 4.
EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen drew IMT: Roadrunner Rick Rage at 2:08 (Double Count Out) (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger overpowered EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson at 28:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot destroyed EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 37:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Burton (Attendance: 502) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Brick Town Brawler at 2:32 (Backbreaker) by 150.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff destroyed Kip, the Flipster at 1:48 (Superplex) by 126.
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker outmuscled EDGE: John Krasinski at 29:28 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs bested EDGE: Jason Lee at 29:25 (Backbreaker) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger annihilated LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Niles Standish at 29:34 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot destroyed EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs at 56:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Florence (Attendance: 507) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff beat Cowboy Jonathan at 0:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 154.
EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass decked IMT: Yellow Ninja at 15:02 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 19 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker won over EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 28:41 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs over EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 1:39 (Count Out).
TBZ: Silver Panda overpowered EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 19:30 (Susie Q) by 12.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot defeated EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen at 58:05 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Tagmaster #2). |
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| Card 7: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 951) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned The Creditor at 6:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton overpowered IMT: Yellow Ninja at 12:46 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 24.
Independent title: LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Spoonie Luv annihilated EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 28:49 (Suicide Dive) by 2.
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs bested EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 15:18 (Backbreaker) by 6.
EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung won over TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot won over EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 35:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Gary (Attendance: 507) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff defeated Junkboy at 5:13 (Stunner) by 90.
EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot bested EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at 27:33 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
TAMMY: "Shapely Blonde" Tammy Fytch drew EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 3:23 (Double Disqualification) (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs bested IMT: Brown Ninja at 23:48 (Backbreaker) by 10.
TBZ: Silver Panda decked EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 29:28 (Susie Q) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot bested EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger at 51:03 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Chris Pine). |
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| Card 9: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 340) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Scrubber Bot at 2:03 (Palm Strike) by 114.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson bested EDGE: John Krasinski at 28:03 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
TAMMY: "Shapely Blonde" Tammy Fytch annihilated TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:22 (The Shapely Finish) by 2.
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs destroyed LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Special Ed at 28:58 (Backbreaker) by 2.
TBZ: Silver Panda drew TAMMY: World's Sexiest Woman Tammy Fytch at 4:19 (Double Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot annihilated EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 41:13 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 928) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Kung Roo at 6:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
Continental Premier title: IMT: Orange Ninja destroyed EDGE: John Krasinski at 21:58 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6 (strap).
EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot annihilated IMT/LPPF: Rampage at 16:12 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 14.
EDGE: Jeremy Allen White drew TBZ: Silver Panda at 15:45 (Double Disqualification).
LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Cammie Smith and "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Spoonie Luv* decked EDGE: Tagmaster #1* and Tagmaster #2 at 28:07 (Suicide Dive) by 3 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: World's Classiest Woman Tammy Fytch).
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot won over EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 38:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 610) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over Terrence Heidi at 4:01 (Disqualification: used powder).
IMT: Orange Ninja destroyed EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger at 27:29 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1 (non-title).
EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Rampage at 27:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper annihilated EDGE: John Krasinski at 29:45 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE: Dave Xtreme and Corbin Xtreme drew EDGE: Tagmaster #1 and Tagmaster #2 (Time Limit).
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot decked IMT: Orange Ninja at 40:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 970) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff destroyed Pepsi Paul at 7:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 65.
IMT: Orange Ninja destroyed EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 28:12 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot bested EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs at 28:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana destroyed EDGE: John Krasinski at 29:00 (Superplex) by 5.
Universal Tag titles: LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Cammie Smith and "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Spoonie Luv* bested EDGE: Dave Xtreme* and Corbin Xtreme at 29:05 (Suicide Dive) by 3 (Guest Referee: "Mr. Manly" Hugh Mann).
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot outmuscled EDGE: James Franco at 43:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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| Card 13: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 411) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff decked Roofman Jack at 5:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
IMT: Orange Ninja destroyed LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Cammie Smith at 27:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot won over TBZ: Silver Panda at 20:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
TBZ: Silver Panda won over EDGE: John Krasinski at 27:45 (Susie Q) by 2 (non-title).
TAMMY: "Flamboyant" Tammy Fytch*, "Confident" Tammy Fytch, and "Bold" Tammy Fytch destroyed LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Elmer Higgins*, "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Helen Higgins, and "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Special Ed at 28:45 (The Flamboyant Ending) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot outmuscled EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung at 27:54 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 617) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff won over El Scrubbo at 6:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80.
EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley drew EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown (Time Limit).
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown tied EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen (Time Limit).
TBZ: Silver Panda overpowered EDGE: James Franco at 29:13 (Susie Q) by 3 (Guest Referee: Sky Sprinter).
Continental Six-man titles: LPPF/T-SANITY: "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Elmer Higgins, "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Helen Higgins, and "Suicidal Crank Yanker" Special Ed* bested TAMMY: US Champ Tammy Fytch*, National Champ Tammy Fytch, and World Champ Tammy Fytch at 28:13 (Suicide Dive) by 5. |
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| Interleague Matches |
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| EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown (IIL) bested King Achilles (AWL) at 29:26 (Superplex) by 3 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 333) |
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IMT/LPPF: Rampage nabbed $1,000 when he was tossed out by IMT: Orange Ninja and TBZ: Silver Panda.
EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley was paid $1,100 when he got thrown out by TBZ: Silver Panda.
TBZ: Silver Panda earned $1,200 after EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana hurled him out.
IMT: Orange Ninja pocketed $1,300 after EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana threw him between the ropes.
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana was the winner of the IIL battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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