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INTENSE IMPACT LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #246 -- MAY 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Mission (Attendance: 24,637) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook pinned Mr. Scrub at 2:38 (overhead toss) by 60 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande annihilated Junkboy at 7:02 (double axehandle) by 43.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook beat The Challenger at 1:05 (cross body block) by 129 (non-title).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook bested The Llamanator at 3:52 (overhead toss) by 96 (non-title).
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook annihilated ArGr: Ariana's Wedding Planner #2 at 18:08 (Cook's EDGE) by 9 (Guest referee: Pepsi Paul).
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 drew ArGr: "Never Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 4:55 (double disqualification).
TBZ: Silver Panda outmuscled ArGr: Ariana's Car -- Range Rover at 22:48 (Susie Q) by 6.
SOS: HM Prison Maze Inmate* and Blood Yellow destroyed SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook and Chicago Kid RB* at 28:34 (Texas cloverleaf) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook pinned EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 48:17 (Cook's EDGE) by 9 (Guest referee: ArGr: "You Don't Know Me"). |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Berlin (Attendance: 22,608) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande over Mr. Scrub at 4:09 (count out).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger beat Junkboy at 2:00 (backroll press) by 87.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande annihilated The Challenger at 3:22 (cross body block) by 123.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook won over ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 29:10 (Cook's EDGE) by 5.
ArGr: "Breathin" pinned ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 28:44 (Dancing to Victory) by 4.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 pinned ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 28:42 (Planning to Success) by 4.
SOS: HM Prison Maze Inmate won over EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 27:47 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3.
SOS: Attica Inmate* and Robbie "The Butcher" Blood destroyed SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook* and Chicago Kid RB at 18:19 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton destroyed SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook at 52:35 (Boston crab) by 1. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Dublin (Attendance: 20,224) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger over Mr. Scrub at 4:27 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook won over Junkboy at 6:41 (overhead toss) by 52.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger overpowered The Challenger at 4:53 (choke slam) by 87.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 22:08 (Cook's EDGE) by 8.
ArGr: "Breathin" outmuscled EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 29:06 (Dancing to Victory) by 4.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 won over ArGr: Ariana's Car -- Range Rover at 10:18 (Planning to Success) by 11.
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb won over SOS: Mike "Conqueror" Cook at 3:04 (overhead toss) by 105.
SOS: Monopoly Mike Cook* and Texas Terror RB bested SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook and Chicago Kid RB* at 18:59 (Cook's EDGE) by 10.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton defeated ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 41:40 (Boston crab) by 9 (Guest referee: "Beastly" Bernie Brogan). |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Vienna (Attendance: 18,010) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook annihilated Mr. Scrub at 3:10 (overhead toss) by 60.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood annihilated Junkboy at 6:32 (overhead toss) by 59.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook outmuscled The Challenger at 1:41 (cross body block) by 131.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook bested ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 16:24 (Cook's EDGE) by 12 (non-title).
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown pinned ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 18:18 (cobra clutch) by 9 (Guest referee: SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook) *** won the Armed Forces title.
EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass outmuscled ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 at 29:54 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.
SOS: "Well Respected" Mike Cook defeated EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 28:30 (Cook's EDGE) by 3.
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook* and Chicago Kid RB decked SOS: Mike "White Lightning" Cook* and Brickhouse Blood at 8:59 (Cook's EDGE) by 19.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton beat EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 39:28 (Boston crab) by 13. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 17,853) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood over Mr. Scrub at 6:01 (disqualification -- loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook annihilated Scrubber Bot at 3:12 (giant swing) by 115 (non-title).
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood outmuscled The Challenger at 4:34 (overhead toss) by 96.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked "Beastly" Bernie Brogan at 3:42 (overhead toss) by 69 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande defeated ArGr: Ariana's Vid "Dangerous Woman" at 27:34 (The Annoying Finisher) by 1.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 defeated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 18:01 (Planning to Success) by 11 *** won the Wuhan title.
ArGr: Tan Ariana Grande destroyed EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 28:11 (Looking Gorgeous) by 4.
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook and Chicago Kid RB* won over SOS: Mike "Conqueror" Cook* and Brickwall Blood at 7:13 (Cook's EDGE) by 24.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton overpowered ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 at 32:50 (Boston crab) by 2. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in San Diego (Attendance: 29,526) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook over Poncho Marx at 6:34 (disqualification -- used brass knuckles) (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande bested Scrubber Bot at 0:44 (hair pull) by 109.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook pinned Girly Man at 6:52 (overhead toss) by 86 (non-title).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked "Hardly the Worst" Samuel Best at 6:45 (overhead toss) by 56 (non-title).
ArGr: "Feminist" Ariana Grande outmuscled ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 24:19 (Girl Power!) by 6.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 outmuscled SOS: Tres-Kicker at 28:22 (Planning to Success) by 2.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood pinned EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 29:30 (Boston crab) by 2.
SOS: Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Blood Red* outmuscled SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook* and Chicago Kid RB at 28:40 (Texas cloverleaf) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton defeated ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 15:49 (Boston crab) by 14. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Oslo (Attendance: 21,162) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande over Poncho Marx at 10:54 (count out).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger over Scrubber Bot at 4:25 (disqualification -- used powder).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook destroyed Jason Argon at 2:36 (avalanche) by 117 (non-title).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook pinned The Wrestlemaniac at 0:58 (scorpion deathlock) by 141 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger decked ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 28:05 (Friends for Eternity) by 4.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 bested SOS: Chicago Kid RB at 28:13 (Planning to Success) by 3.
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb won over SOS: Baron Von Blood at 27:46 (Boston crab) by 1.
SOS: Walt the Wizard and The American Robbie Blood* destroyed SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook and Chicago Kid RB* at 19:52 (Texas cloverleaf) by 10.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton annihilated EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 45:47 (Boston crab) by 7. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Hamburg (Attendance: 17,854) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger outmuscled Poncho Marx at 5:26 (choke slam) by 90.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook defeated Scrubber Bot at 1:38 (giant swing) by 117.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande bested Jason Argon at 5:48 (hair pull) by 98.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook bested "Mr. Manly" Hugh Mann at 2:31 (cross body block) by 114 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Car -- Mercedes Convertible beat ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 24:00 (Vroom...) by 10 (non-title).
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 outmuscled SOS: Blood Red at 28:25 (Planning to Success) by 3.
SOS: Small Roster Mike Cook won over EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 29:38 (Cook's EDGE) by 1 *** won the All Japan title.
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker*, Landon "Turbo" Tiger, and Rabid Robert Anderson decked Poncho Marx*, Brick Town Brawler, and Pepsi Paul at 7:02 (Texas cloverleaf) by 69.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton defeated ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 40:22 (Boston crab) by 5. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Aruba (Attendance: 23,144) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook over Poncho Marx at 6:46 (disqualification -- nail file).
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood annihilated Scrubber Bot at 4:24 (full nelson) by 118.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger defeated Jason Argon at 2:25 (backroll press) by 108.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered "Mr. Certain" Victor E. at 4:28 (overhead toss) by 80 (non-title).
EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson decked ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 22:17 (cobra clutch) by 7.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton outmuscled ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande at 21:05 (Boston crab) by 7.
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana destroyed SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook at 29:15 (scorpion deathlock) by 2 *** won the Independent title.
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown*, "The Lurker" Danny Fontana, and "Iron" Mike Lung bested Poncho Marx, Brick Town Brawler*, and Pepsi Paul at 6:34 (backroll press) by 77.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton beat EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 26:28 (Boston crab) by 7. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Indianapolis (Attendance: 26,455) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood annihilated Poncho Marx at 3:12 (overhead toss) by 99.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook pinned Kung Roo at 5:48 (overhead toss) by 90 (non-title).
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook overpowered Jason Argon at 2:02 (giant swing) by 106.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked Chuck "the Obtuse" Angle at 2:35 (sunset flip) by 140 (non-title).
SOS: Mike Cook's Best Friend bested ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 29:44 (Cook's EDGE) by 5.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "Dangerous Woman" overpowered ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 28:58 (This Finisher is Dangerous...) by 4.
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook destroyed SOS: Blood Yellow at 28:12 (Cook's EDGE) by 3.
EDGE: Chilly McFreeze, "Real American" Pat R. Oit*, and Hooligan C. Bass decked SOS: Ponyboy, Mike Cook's Best Friend, and Robbie "The Butcher" Blood* at 17:59 (cobra clutch) by 10.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton overpowered SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook at 51:38 (Boston crab) by 2. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 26,018) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered Sky Sprinter at 3:41 (overhead toss) by 67 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande annihilated Kung Roo at 1:13 (monkey flip) by 100.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood won over Jason Argon at 2:07 (Boston crab) by 130.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 at 27:10 (Cook's EDGE) by 1 *** won the Victorian title.
SOS: Attica Inmate decked ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 27:40 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2.
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb decked ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 15:43 (Boston crab) by 7.
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook beat SOS: Brickwall Blood at 12:26 (Cook's EDGE) by 12.
EDGE: Chilly McFreeze, "Real American" Pat R. Oit*, and Hooligan C. Bass pinned SOS: Small Roster Mike Cook, Pikachu*, and Blood Purple at 16:42 (cobra clutch) by 11 *** won the Universal Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton beat ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 37:31 (Boston crab) by 13. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 17,014) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande over Sky Sprinter at 2:48 (count out).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger defeated Kung Roo at 5:06 (choke slam) by 88.
ArGr: Ariana's BFF Camila Cabello decked Daren Facelift at 3:09 (cross body block) by 77.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 17:05 (Cook's EDGE) by 13 (non-title).
ArGr: Tan Ariana Grande won over ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 19:46 (Looking Gorgeous) by 6.
SOS: USP Marion Inmate won over ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 21:24 (Texas cloverleaf) by 10.
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana pinned TBZ: Silver Panda at 23:30 (scorpion deathlock) by 7.
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker*, Landon "Turbo" Tiger, and Rabid Robert Anderson destroyed SOS: Ponyboy, Mike Cook's Best Friend, and Robbie "The Butcher" Blood* at 29:26 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton beat SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood at 34:54 (Boston crab) by 5. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 16,881) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger decked Sky Sprinter at 6:36 (choke slam) by 65.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook overpowered Kung Roo at 4:34 (overhead toss) by 90.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook bested Daren Facelift at 3:18 (overhead toss) by 79 (non-title).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook annihilated ArGr: "Never Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 29:31 (Cook's EDGE) by 1.
SOS: The Blood-Man overpowered ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 27:28 (Boston crab) by 4.
SOS: Walt the Wizard outmuscled ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 24:59 (Texas cloverleaf) by 10.
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana drew SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook at 0:36 (no contest) (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker*, Landon "Turbo" Tiger, and Rabid Robert Anderson destroyed SOS: Small Roster Mike Cook, Pikachu, and Blood Purple* at 29:34 (scorpion deathlock) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook drew EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton (time limit). |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Houston (Attendance: 25,369) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook destroyed Sky Sprinter at 6:05 (overhead toss) by 67.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood outmuscled Kung Roo at 3:00 (overhead toss) by 97.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande won over Daren Facelift at 3:12 (double axehandle) by 70.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook won over ArGr: Ariana's Vid "Dangerous Woman" at 20:25 (Cook's EDGE) by 9 (Guest referee: SOS: Mike "Duves" Cook).
SOS: Blood Blue overpowered ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 27:01 (Boston crab) by 4.
SOS: Texas Terror RB overpowered ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 24:52 (Boston crab) by 9 (Guest referee: SOS: Baron Von Blood).
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton decked SOS: "Regional Champ" Mike Cook at 29:36 (Boston crab) by 4.
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown, "The Lurker" Danny Fontana, and "Iron" Mike Lung* bested SOS: Ponyboy, Mike Cook's Best Friend, and Robbie "The Butcher" Blood* at 24:11 (cobra clutch) by 9 (Guest referee: SOS: Lex Googler) *** won the Continental Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton pinned ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 35:24 (Boston crab) by 6. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Moscow (Attendance: 27,340) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood outmuscled Sky Sprinter at 2:51 (overhead toss) by 74.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook defeated Terrence Heidi at 0:45 (giant swing) by 111 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger destroyed Daren Facelift at 5:49 (choke slam) by 77.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook destroyed ArGr: "Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 27:21 (Cook's EDGE) by 4.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper annihilated ArGr: Ariana Live -- Wango Tango 2018 at 28:05 (Boston crab) by 3.
SOS: Barry the Assassin bested ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 20:43 (Boston crab) by 9 (Guest referee: Pepsi Paul).
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton pinned SOS: Los Blood at 29:16 (Boston crab) by 5.
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown, "The Lurker" Danny Fontana, and "Iron" Mike Lung* pinned SOS: Small Roster Mike Cook, Pikachu*, and Blood Purple at 20:57 (cobra clutch) by 10.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton won over ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 26:38 (Boston crab) by 6 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Fairview (Attendance: 16,122) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook won over Goldylox at 4:01 (overhead toss) by 84 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande over Terrence Heidi at 4:41 (disqualification -- hit ref).
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook pinned Daren Facelift at 6:25 (overhead toss) by 79.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook pinned ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 29:29 (Cook's EDGE) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton outmuscled ArGr: Ariana Live -- Wango Tango 2018 at 20:48 (Boston crab) by 10.
ArGr: "Never Pregnant" Ariana Grande overpowered EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 27:11 (The Baby is Not Going to Pop...) by 5 *** won the Zaire title.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton outmuscled SOS: Blood Green at 28:09 (Boston crab) by 5.
SOS: Ponyboy, Mike Cook's Best Friend*, and Robbie "The Butcher" Blood beat SOS: Small Roster Mike Cook, Pikachu*, and Blood Purple at 27:56 (slingshot suplex) by 1 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton won over ArGr: Ariana's Vid "Dangerous Woman" at 45:05 (Boston crab) by 10. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Paris (Attendance: 22,328) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande beat Goldylox at 0:56 (The Annoying Finisher) by 142.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger destroyed Terrence Heidi at 2:35 (turnbuckle smash) by 111.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood won over Daren Facelift at 1:59 (overhead toss) by 86.
ArGr: Ariana's Car -- Mercedes Convertible won over SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook at 28:19 (Vroom...) by 2 *** won the Continental Premier title.
EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Oit overpowered ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 29:09 (belly to belly) by 5.
ArGr: "Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande tied ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 5:45 (double disqualification).
TBZ: Silver Panda outmuscled EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 16:42 (Susie Q) by 6. |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Dallas (Attendance: 20,379) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger over Goldylox at 1:56 (count out).
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook defeated Terrence Heidi at 4:56 (giant swing) by 113.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked Yogi Hoagie at 4:57 (overhead toss) by 96 (non-title).
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook defeated ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 28:33 (Cook's EDGE) by 5.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande destroyed ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 16:52 (The Gorgeous Finisher) by 6.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton outmuscled ArGr: "Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 28:29 (Boston crab) by 5.
SOS: Northern Champ Mike Cook beat EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 20:18 (Cook's EDGE) by 6. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Munich (Attendance: 21,684) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook defeated Goldylox at 3:21 (overhead toss) by 84.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood beat Terrence Heidi at 2:44 (full nelson) by 114.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande won over Yogi Hoagie at 5:08 (double axehandle) by 87.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook at 27:27 (Cook's EDGE) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Monopoly Mike Cook bested ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 17:07 (Cook's EDGE) by 9 (Guest referee: ArGr: "The Light is Coming") *** won the Amateur United title.
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook annihilated ArGr: Ariana's Award -- iHeartRadio #2 at 24:28 (Cook's EDGE) by 7.
SOS: The American Robbie Blood annihilated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 22:37 (Boston crab) by 8. |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 29,358) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood bested Goldylox at 4:53 (overhead toss) by 91.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook outmuscled Pepsi Paul at 2:51 (overhead toss) by 59 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger beat Yogi Hoagie at 3:26 (choke slam) by 94.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook defeated EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung at 28:48 (Cook's EDGE) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice).
SOS: "Well Known" Mike Cook decked ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 17:28 (Boston crab) by 7.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton won over ArGr: Ariana's Award -- iHeartRadio #2 at 16:27 (Boston crab) by 9 (Guest referee: ArGr: "Never Pregnant" Ariana Grande).
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood decked EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 21:00 (Boston crab) by 8 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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| Card 21 -- Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 18,506) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered Brick Town Brawler at 0:36 (sunset flip) by 153 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande decked Pepsi Paul at 3:43 (sunset flip) by 114.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook overpowered Yogi Hoagie at 6:43 (overhead toss) by 96.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered Tommy D. Mandel at 2:23 (giant swing) by 118 (non-title).
SOS: Blood Orange annihilated ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 28:13 (Boston crab) by 5.
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook pinned ArGr: "Feminist" Ariana Grande at 28:43 (Cook's EDGE) by 1.
SOS: Blood Black defeated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 16:54 (Boston crab) by 8. |
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| Card 22 -- Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 22,787) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande annihilated Brick Town Brawler at 2:42 (cobra clutch) by 145.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger beat Pepsi Paul at 5:44 (choke slam) by 57.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood pinned Yogi Hoagie at 1:01 (overhead toss) by 103.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook decked Horatio the Insane at 5:50 (cross body block) by 89 (non-title).
SOS: Zip Zangadoodle pinned ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 22:44 (Boston crab) by 8.
ArGr: Ariana's Car -- Mercedes Convertible beat ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 20:07 (Vroom...) by 6 (non-title).
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook decked TBZ: Silver Panda at 20:34 (Boston crab) by 7. |
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| Card 23 -- Held in Perth (Attendance: 18,117) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger beat Brick Town Brawler at 1:03 (backroll press) by 149.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook overpowered Pepsi Paul at 4:02 (overhead toss) by 59.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook bested Kip, the Flipster at 1:01 (scorpion deathlock) by 128 (non-title).
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton beat SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook at 27:32 (Boston crab) by 1.
SOS: Mike Cook's #3 Six-Man Wrestler tied ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 7:46 (double count out).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger decked EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 27:22 (Friends for Eternity) by 2.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood beat TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:10 (Boston crab) by 2. |
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| Card 24 -- Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 15,194) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook bested Brick Town Brawler at 0:25 (sunset flip) by 155.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood pinned Pepsi Paul at 5:47 (overhead toss) by 66.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande overpowered Kip, the Flipster at 3:45 (sunset flip) by 122.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook defeated TBZ: Silver Panda at 15:43 (Cook's EDGE) by 6 (non-title).
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 won over SOS: Mike Cook's #1 six-man wrestler at 28:59 (Planning to Success) by 2.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger annihilated ArGr: Ariana's Car -- Range Rover at 21:29 (Friends for Eternity) by 8.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto drew SOS: Mike Cook's #3 Six-Man Wrestler and "Well Known" Mike Cook at 23:52 (no contest). |
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| Card 25 -- Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 21,100) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood bested Brick Town Brawler at 0:41 (Boston crab) by 166.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook annihilated Roofman Jack at 5:44 (overhead toss) by 82 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger pinned Kip, the Flipster at 2:44 (scorpion deathlock) by 128.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook outmuscled ArGr: Tan Ariana Grande at 29:09 (Cook's EDGE) by 2.
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker bested SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook at 28:52 (scorpion deathlock) by 1.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger defeated EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger at 28:56 (Friends for Eternity) by 3.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* decked SOS: Super Bat* and Zip Zangadoodle at 28:05 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2. |
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| Card 26 -- Held in Joliet (Attendance: 26,183) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook defeated Cowboy Jonathan at 0:28 (sunset flip) by 130 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande bested Roofman Jack at 1:55 (hair pull) by 150.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook defeated Kip, the Flipster at 1:08 (scorpion deathlock) by 130.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook destroyed SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook at 27:38 (Boston crab) by 1.
ArGr: Dance Icon Ariana Grande bested ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 22:03 (Let's Dance!) by 8.
SOS: Super Bat decked ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 29:26 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1 *** won the Latin American title.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson* and Dependable Dave Pronto bested SOS: Mike Cook's Best Friend and Blood Green* at 27:30 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2. |
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| Card 27 -- Held in Nice (Attendance: 20,925) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande outmuscled Cowboy Jonathan at 0:15 (The Annoying Finisher) by 142.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger beat Roofman Jack at 1:00 (turnbuckle smash) by 156.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood overpowered Kip, the Flipster at 2:15 (cobra clutch) by 129.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook destroyed SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood at 27:18 (Cook's EDGE) by 4.
ArGr: Dance Icon Ariana Grande outmuscled EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 27:42 (Let's Dance!) by 1.
SOS: Bret "The Hitman" Hart won over ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger at 27:30 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1.
SOS: Tres-Kicker and Blood Blue* destroyed EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* at 29:14 (Texas cloverleaf) by 4 *** won the All Japan Tag titles. |
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| Card 28 -- Held in Monterey (Attendance: 16,436) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger won over Cowboy Jonathan at 1:45 (Friends for Eternity) by 146.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook defeated Roofman Jack at 2:22 (overhead toss) by 82.
ArGr: "Be My Baby" beat ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande at 29:35 (Please Be Mine) by 4.
EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto beat ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 22:07 (Boston crab) by 6.
SOS: Snake Eyes overpowered TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:57 (sunset flip) by 4.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger drew SOS: Blood Purple at 5:39 (no contest).
SOS: USP Marion Inmate* and Zap Zingadoodle beat EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* at 29:15 (Texas cloverleaf) by 4. |
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| Card 29 -- Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 21,506) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook destroyed Cowboy Jonathan at 1:14 (sunset flip) by 132.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood won over Roofman Jack at 4:46 (overhead toss) by 89.
ArGr: "Be My Baby" decked ArGr: "Still Not Pregnant" Ariana Grande at 19:24 (Please Be Mine) by 8.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande destroyed The Llamanator at 6:44 (double axehandle) by 87.
ArGr: "The Light is Coming" annihilated ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 16:41 (Avoid the Darkness) by 7.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger pinned SOS: Brickhouse Blood at 27:10 (Friends for Eternity) by 3.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto tied SOS: Northern Champ Mike Cook and Baron Von Blood at 3:07 (double count out). |
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| Card 30 -- Held in Avila (Attendance: 18,820) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood pinned Cowboy Jonathan at 2:40 (Boston crab) by 146.
SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook overpowered El Scrubbo at 2:27 (cross body block) by 134 (non-title).
EDGE: Chilly McFreeze pinned ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 19:02 (cobra clutch) by 12 *** won the North Region title.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger won over The Llamanator at 4:54 (choke slam) by 94.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger pinned ArGr: "The Light is Coming" at 29:57 (Friends for Eternity) by 2.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" decked EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 29:56 (Request this Song!) by 1.
SOS: "Regional Champ" Mike Cook and Barry the Assassin* defeated EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* at 28:00 (Cook's EDGE) by 4. |
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| Card 31 -- Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 16,995) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook won over The Creditor at 4:30 (cross body block) by 84 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande won over El Scrubbo at 1:06 (cross body block) by 128.
EDGE: Chilly McFreeze overpowered TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:45 (cobra clutch) by 5.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook decked The Llamanator at 3:08 (overhead toss) by 96.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper overpowered ArGr: "You Don't Know Me" at 29:03 (Boston crab) by 3.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper tied SOS: Mike "Duves" Cook (time limit).
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* pinned SOS: The Day After Tamara* and Chicago Kid RB at 29:52 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2. |
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| Card 32 -- Held in Montreal (Attendance: 16,891) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande outmuscled The Creditor at 2:24 (The Annoying Finisher) by 112.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 pinned El Scrubbo at 1:31 (monkey flip) by 133.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger defeated EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at 28:15 (Friends for Eternity) by 2.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood won over The Llamanator at 4:55 (overhead toss) by 103.
ArGr: "You Don't Know Me" defeated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 27:00 (You Really Don't...) by 3.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper over SOS: Mike "White Lightning" Cook at 5:38 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
SOS: "Well Respected" Mike Cook and Blood Black* bested EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* at 29:29 (Cook's EDGE) by 4. |
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| Card 33 -- Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 28,938) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger overpowered The Creditor at 3:49 (double axehandle) by 86.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande outmuscled El Scrubbo at 6:09 (choke slam) by 88.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 won over ArGr: Ariana's BFF Camila Cabello at 16:23 (Planning to Success) by 9 (Guest referee: DA: Kid Fury).
SOS: "In League Legend" Mike Cook defeated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 21:09 (Cook's EDGE) by 9 (Guest referee: SOS: "Well Known" Mike Cook).
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb destroyed ArGr: "Cute" Ariana Grande at 29:38 (Boston crab) by 5.
SOS: The Day After Tamara annihilated EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 28:02 (Ladies & Movies) by 3 *** won the Lightweight title.
SOS: "In League Legend" Mike Cook* and The Blood-Man defeated SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook* and Chicago Kid RB at 16:28 (Cook's EDGE) by 10 *** won the Universal Tag titles. |
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| Card 34 -- Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 16,235) |
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SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook outmuscled The Creditor at 3:53 (cross body block) by 86.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Colleen Ballinger outmuscled El Scrubbo at 6:41 (choke slam) by 89.
TBZ: Silver Panda annihilated EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 29:52 (Susie Q) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook won over ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 29:10 (Cook's EDGE) by 4.
ArGr: "Cute" Ariana Grande annihilated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 28:23 (The Cute Finisher) by 1.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper pinned SOS: Robbie "The Butcher" Blood at 28:42 (Boston crab) by 1.
SOS: Mike Cook's #1 six-man wrestler* and Blood Purple won over SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook and Chicago Kid RB* at 21:52 (Cook's EDGE) by 10. |
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| Card 35 -- Held in Pecos (Attendance: 22,990) |
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SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood destroyed The Creditor at 6:07 (atomic drop) by 88.
SOS: Mike "Series Winner" Cook won over El Scrubbo at 1:42 (cross body block) by 136.
ArGr: Ariana's Annoying Bro Frankie Grande annihilated SOS: "Dangerous" Diaz at 3:37 (double axehandle) by 86 (Commissioner's Choice).
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande outmuscled EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 19:18 (Singing To Success) by 7.
EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown beat TBZ: Silver Panda at 19:28 (cobra clutch) by 7.
SOS: Zap Zingadoodle beat EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 29:05 (Boston crab) by 2.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson and Dependable Dave Pronto* won over SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook* and Chicago Kid RB at 19:33 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6 (Tag-team title). |
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| Card 36 -- Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 28,205) |
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SOS: Jade Champ Mike Cook defeated Junkboy at 5:44 (overhead toss) by 52 (non-title).
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood pinned El Scrubbo at 1:52 (atomic drop) by 138.
TBZ: Silver Panda outmuscled SOS: "Dangerous" Diaz at 4:51 (monkey flip) by 98.
ArGr: Ariana's Wedding Planner #2 annihilated ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 27:57 (Planning to Greatness) by 3.
ArGr: Arianna's Wedding Planner #1 overpowered ArGr: Beach-Goer Kourtney Kardashian at 10:33 (Planning to Success) by 12 (non-title).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" destroyed TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:33 (Request this Song!) by 1.
SOS: Mike "Duves" Cook* and Blood Orange bested SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook and Chicago Kid RB* at 23:57 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 25,985) |
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TBZ: Silver Panda pocketed a cool $1,000 when he got thrown onto the apron by SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood.
ArGr: "Breathin" was awarded $1,100 when he got thrown onto the apron by SOS: Robbie "The Butcher" Blood and SOS: The American Robbie Blood.
SOS: "Notorious" Robbie Blood got $1,200 when he was hurled out by ArGr: Ariana's Wedding Planner #2.
SOS: Robbie "The Butcher" Blood made a quick $1,300 after SOS: The American Robbie Blood flipped him onto the announcer's table.
SOS: The American Robbie Blood picked up $1,400 when ArGr: Ariana's Wedding Planner #2 flipped him out.
ArGr: Ariana's Wedding Planner #2 was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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