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INTENSE IMPACT LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #252 -- SEPTEMBER 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 5,193) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over Mr. Scrub at 2:12 (count out).
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff outmuscled Scrubber Bot at 5:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 66.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff won over Daren Facelift at 3:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
TBZ: Silver Panda beat EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 27:57 (Susie Q) by 4.
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger tied TBZ: Silver Panda at 2:46 (double count out).
EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung drew EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton (time limit).
SOS: Rocky Horror* and Dr. Frank-N-Furter pinned SOS: Lord Voldemort and Sauron* at 15:41 (The Timewarp) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson beat EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 44:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 6,400) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. decked Mr. Scrub at 4:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 120.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. bested Scrubber Bot at 2:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. bested Daren Facelift at 1:37 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
SOS: Demonic Dave Riot overpowered EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 28:33 (Demonic Death Drop) by 5 (non-title).
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger decked SOS: Kylo Ren at 28:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
TBZ: Silver Panda defeated EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung at 28:12 (Susie Q) by 1.
SOS: Delirium and Spirit-N-Black* decked SOS: Lord Voldemort* and Sauron at 20:26 (Delirium Tremens) by 8 (Guest referee: Scrubber Bot) *** won the Universal Tag titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson beat TBZ: Silver Panda at 44:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Lexington (Attendance: 2,147) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff overpowered Poncho Marx at 1:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Kung Roo at 2:27 (Hammerlock) by 128.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned Yogi Hoagie at 3:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker annihilated SOS: Dark Vader at 28:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Agent Smith outmuscled EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger at 28:33 (Inevitability) by 1 *** won the Latin American title.
TBZ: Silver Panda destroyed EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 29:57 (Susie Q) by 1.
SOS: Lord Voldemort and Sauron* beat EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker* and Hooligan C. Bass at 14:23 (Bwahaha!) by 13 (Tag-team title) *** won the All Japan Tag titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson overpowered SOS: Demonic Dave Riot at 55:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 9,246) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. outmuscled Poncho Marx at 6:05 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. outmuscled Kung Roo at 4:14 (Palm Strike) by 123.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. overpowered Yogi Hoagie at 4:40 (Mounted Punches) by 108.
SOS: Lex Luthor beat EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 28:10 (Kryptonite) by 5 *** won the Amateur United title.
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger outmuscled SOS: Mumm-Ra at 27:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton annihilated SOS: Ruthless Rick Riot at 29:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: Skeletor* and Mumm-Ra annihilated SOS: Lord Voldemort* and Sauron at 16:13 (Bwahaha!) by 8 (Guest referee: SOS: Short-Fuze).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson bested EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 38:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 8 (Guest referee: EDGE: Chilly McFreeze). |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Perth (Attendance: 9,290) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff decked Sky Sprinter at 1:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 124.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Terrence Heidi at 4:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff annihilated Kip, the Flipster at 4:10 (DDT) by 119.
SOS: Lord Voldemort won over EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 27:58 (Bwahaha!) by 2.
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb annihilated SOS: Darth Sidious at 28:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Demonic Dave Riot outmuscled EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 28:43 (Demonic Death Drop) by 2.
SOS: Plunder, Pillage, and Plague* won over SOS: Magikarp*, Meowth, and Mewtwo at 27:12 (End Times) by 4 *** won the Universal Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson annihilated SOS: Bobby Pin at 32:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 7,044) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. bested Sky Sprinter at 7:39 (Mounted Punches) by 62.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. defeated Terrence Heidi at 1:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. bested Kip, the Flipster at 4:55 (Backbreaker) by 122.
SOS: Pillage won over TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:34 (End Times) by 3 *** won the All Japan title.
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb tied SOS: Ivan Drago at 4:53 (double count out).
SOS: Sauron outmuscled EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 27:31 (Bwahaha!) by 2.
SOS: Magikarp, Meowth, and Mewtwo drew SOS: Short-Fuze, Uther, and Willow at 3:48 (double count out) (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Jimmy Riggs drew EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson (time limit). |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Destin (Attendance: 8,498) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff destroyed Goldylox at 6:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff beat Pepsi Paul at 6:58 (Hammerlock) by 83.
TBZ: Silver Panda bested EDGE: Chilly McFreeze at 24:05 (Susie Q) by 6.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton annihilated EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot at 22:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb defeated SOS: Skeletor at 29:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Pestilence overpowered EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 29:32 (End Times) by 4 (non-title).
SOS: Magikarp*, Meowth, and Mewtwo defeated SOS: Dark Vader*, Darth Sidious, and Kylo Ren at 27:40 (Stunner) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson overpowered EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana at 53:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 2,862) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. pinned Goldylox at 1:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 125.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. bested Pepsi Paul at 4:09 (Palm Strike) by 78.
EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson won over SOS: "Iron Man" Carles Puyol at 28:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 3 (non-title, Commissioner's Choice).
TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot at 17:14 (Susie Q) by 7.
SOS: Pestilence outmuscled EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 29:08 (End Times) by 3 (non-title).
TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 24:09 (Susie Q) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson defeated EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger at 47:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Oneida (Attendance: 2,524) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff over Brick Town Brawler at 3:17 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff beat Roofman Jack at 0:33 (Mounted Punches) by 152.
TBZ: Silver Panda beat EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 27:08 (Susie Q) by 4.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. destroyed EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot at 29:43 (Star Struck) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice).
SOS: Demonic Dave Riot decked EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson at 19:01 (Demonic Death Drop) by 6.
SOS: Rocky Horror destroyed EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 15:04 (The Timewarp) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson defeated EDGE: "The Closer" August Jamb at 36:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 9,681) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. decked Brick Town Brawler at 1:32 (Stunner) by 150.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. decked Roofman Jack at 2:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 152.
SOS: Demonic Dave Riot won over EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 29:32 (Demonic Death Drop) by 5.
TBZ: Silver Panda bested EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown at 29:08 (Susie Q) by 4.
SOS: Jimmy Riggs overpowered EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana at 27:18 (Jimmy Rigged) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Delirium destroyed EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 20:19 (Delirium Tremens) by 7 *** won the Wuhan title.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence outmuscled EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson at 34:14 (End Times) by 1. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Utica (Attendance: 1,106) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff defeated Cowboy Jonathan at 5:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested El Scrubbo at 5:34 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.
SOS: Plunder defeated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 28:24 (End Times) by 3.
SOS: Demonic Dave Riot pinned EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown at 27:27 (Demonic Death Drop) by 5 (Commissioner's Choice).
SOS: Jimmy Riggs decked EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 29:47 (Jimmy Rigged) by 3 *** won the Continental Premier title.
TBZ: Silver Panda annihilated SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. at 27:10 (Susie Q) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence decked EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker at 15:33 (End Times) by 7. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 6,530) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. defeated Cowboy Jonathan at 5:10 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. decked El Scrubbo at 3:00 (Mounted Punches) by 79.
EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto annihilated SOS: Bobby Pin at 28:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 1 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton bested EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 27:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Jimmy Riggs annihilated EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff at 20:27 (Jimmy Rigged) by 8 (non-title) (Guest referee: SOS: Rockem Rich).
TBZ: Silver Panda destroyed SOS: Dr. Frank-N-Furter at 29:08 (Susie Q) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence destroyed EDGE: "Iron" Mike Lung at 33:13 (End Times) by 4. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Naples (Attendance: 3,068) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff beat The Creditor at 5:52 (Hammerlock) by 64.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff pinned The Challenger at 4:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.
EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto drew EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton at 20:17 (no contest).
TBZ: Silver Panda annihilated EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 28:51 (Susie Q) by 4.
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana defeated SOS: Cobra Commander at 27:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
TBZ: Silver Panda drew SOS: Spirit-N-Black (time limit).
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence defeated EDGE: "Headliner" Bad News Frown at 16:53 (End Times) by 7. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 3,735) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. pinned The Creditor at 6:12 (Palm Strike) by 59.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. outmuscled The Challenger at 3:00 (Mounted Punches) by 80.
TBZ: Silver Panda defeated EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at 29:03 (Susie Q) by 1.
SOS: Pestilence overpowered EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 23:30 (End Times) by 7 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana overpowered SOS: Hannibal Lecter at 27:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: Cobra Commander* and Lord Voldemort pinned EDGE: "Evil Genius" Buster Breaker and Hooligan C. Bass* at 18:54 (Bwahaha!) by 11.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence defeated EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley at 22:25 (End Times) by 7. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Dothan (Attendance: 2,555) |
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EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff outmuscled Junkboy at 5:26 (Brainbuster) by 84.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff bested Jason Argon at 2:21 (Mounted Punches) by 110.
EDGE: "Mr. Blunderful" Paul Horndorff annihilated The Llamanator at 2:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton destroyed EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass at 11:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 12.
EDGE: "The Lurker" Danny Fontana overpowered SOS: Plague at 27:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Agent Smith* and Ivan Drago beat SOS: Lord Voldemort and Sauron* at 28:36 (Inevitability) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence defeated SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. at 26:17 (End Times) by 6. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Fargo (Attendance: 5,480) |
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SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. destroyed Junkboy at 3:01 (Boston Crab) by 87.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. won over Jason Argon at 4:45 (Boston Crab) by 121.
SOS: "Mister Perfect" J.P.M. beat The Llamanator at 2:11 (Mounted Punches) by 105.
EDGE: Landon "Turbo" Tiger won over SOS: Bobby Pin at 27:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 *** won the Victorian title.
EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton decked SOS: Bobby Pin at 29:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: Lord Voldemort* and Sauron won over SOS: Lex Luthor* and Hannibal Lecter at 28:44 (Bwahaha!) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Pestilence beat EDGE: "Real American" Pat R. Iot at 36:31 (End Times) by 10. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Seoul (Attendance: 4,131) |
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EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson received $1,000 when he was catapulted between the ropes by EDGE: Savage Scott Harper.
EDGE: Savage Scott Harper was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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