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| IRON GLOVE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #229 -- SUMMER 2018 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 20,663) |
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IMT: "The Crippler" Chris Savage decked EDGE: Scrabble at 27:38 (The Crippler Crab) by 1.
IMT: Apollo won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 at 28:04 (The Apollo Armlock) by 1 *** won the Mountain title.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit over Aba Kahn at 8:25 (disqualification -- hidden spike).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over IMT: "The Crippler" Chris Savage at 29:45 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 3 (non-title).
IMT: Narmer pinned EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 2:41 (choke slam) by 106 *** won the Dixie title.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 annihilated EDGE: Mutiny at 3:18 (Texas cloverleaf) by 114.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 bested EDGE: The Legend at 2:12 (choke slam) by 109.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski bested IMT: Stan Marsh at 39:39 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 6. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 39,566) |
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IMT: The Dangerous Dwarf tied IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 (time limit).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed IMT: Cronus at 19:40 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski beat IMT: The Ace of Spades at 10:22 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 12.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski beat IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 at 28:46 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Settlers of Catan tied IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 (double count out).
IMT: The Evil Elf defeated EDGE: Mutiny at 1:13 (Texas cloverleaf) by 115.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 won over MWC: Joe Dirt at 28:54 (DDT) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed IMT: "The Crippler" Chris Savage at 27:59 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 45,470) |
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MWC: Joe Dirt annihilated IMT: The Savage Smurf at 22:54 (White Trash Slam) by 6.
MWC: Joe Dirt destroyed IMT: Cronus at 28:15 (White Trash Slam) by 4.
IMT: The Ace of Spades outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 2:32 (cross body block) by 97.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski decked Scrubzilla at 6:54 (choke slam) by 68 (non-title).
EDGE: Chess outmuscled EDGE: Mutiny at 6:39 (monkey flip) by 69.
MWC: Foot Soldier #2 annihilated EDGE: Trivial Pursuit at 27:02 (Boot Stomp) by 2.
IMT: The Deformed Derelict won over MWC: Joe Dirt at 29:05 (The Deformed DDT) by 4 *** won the Eastern title.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski decked MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 34:19 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 33,041) |
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IMT: "Delicious" Donald Trump beat EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 1:39 (choke slam) by 101.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over Iranian Stallion at 7:08 (disqualification -- refused to break choke) (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over Andre the Giant at 4:41 (count out) (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski outmuscled Zee Scrub at 3:14 (choke slam) by 82 (non-title).
EDGE: Go Fish overpowered MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 27:54 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3 *** won the Pacific title.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 destroyed EDGE: Trivial Pursuit at 29:15 (DDT) by 5.
EDGE: Scrabble and EDGE: Balderdash* overpowered MWC: Foot Soldier #2* and MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 9:27 (backbreaker) by 15 *** won the Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski defeated EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 1:58 (choke slam) by 106. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Seoul (Attendance: 50,666) |
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IMT: "Beautiful" Barrack Obama pinned MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 24:06 (The Beautiful Backbreaker) by 6 *** won the Central title.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit overpowered Iranian Stallion at 4:44 (choke slam) by 64.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski overpowered Baba Kahn at 1:37 (choke slam) by 78 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed Total Scrub at 3:32 (choke slam) by 99 (non-title).
IMT: The Crippled Cretin bested MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 28:29 (The Cretin Crab) by 1.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit won over Scrubzilla at 6:50 (choke slam) by 62.
EDGE: Scrabble* and EDGE: Balderdash defeated MWC: Smasher and MWC: Basher* at 19:26 (backbreaker) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over MWC: Joe Dirt at 36:16 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 5. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Milan (Attendance: 32,128) |
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EDGE: Balderdash pinned MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 27:07 (avalanche) by 4.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski bested Fast Food Freddy at 3:25 (choke slam) by 79 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed DEMOLITION: Crush at 4:05 (choke slam) by 95 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski bested IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 17:44 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 10 (non-title).
EDGE: Chinese Checkers beat MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 27:41 (backbreaker) by 3.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit beat Zee Scrub at 6:41 (choke slam) by 76.
EDGE: Mouse Trap and EDGE: Monopoly Junior* decked MWC: Foot Soldier #2 and MWC: Foot Soldier #1* at 13:27 (backbreaker) by 15.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski overpowered IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 at 43:46 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 12,980) |
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IMT: Bronze Warrior #1 beat EDGE: Mutiny at 4:52 (Texas cloverleaf) by 111.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit annihilated Fast Food Freddy at 3:00 (choke slam) by 73.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over Zee Strangler at 11:59 (disqualification -- pushed ref) (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit overpowered Andre the Giant at 4:46 (choke slam) by 97.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 overpowered EDGE: Boggle at 27:48 (STF) by 2 *** won the Prairie title.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit beat Total Scrub at 5:09 (choke slam) by 93.
EDGE: Mouse Trap* and EDGE: Monopoly Junior pinned MWC: Smasher and MWC: Basher* at 23:10 (backbreaker) by 7 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski pinned EDGE: Mutiny at 9:30 (Texas cloverleaf) by 123. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Manchester (Attendance: 46,853) |
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IMT: "Gorgeous" George Bush decked IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 27:02 (The Gorgeous Grapevine) by 4.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over Chef Boy Arty at 1:53 (choke slam) by 88 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over DEMOLITION: Ax at 5:59 (count out) (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit overpowered Baba Kahn at 3:44 (choke slam) by 72.
EDGE: Boggle overpowered IMT/LPPF: King Kolossus at 6:26 (avalanche) by 79.
IMT: "The Crippler" Chris Savage destroyed EDGE: Clue at 27:09 (The Crippler Crab) by 4.
MWC: Smasher and MWC: Basher* destroyed MWC: Foot Soldier #2* and MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 17:59 (Smash'em) by 8 (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 30:38 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 7. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 22,059) |
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EDGE: Mouse Trap bested EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 3:18 (giant swing) by 104.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit overpowered Chef Boy Arty at 5:09 (choke slam) by 82.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over Tardnerd at 9:51 (count out) (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit beat DEMOLITION: Crush at 5:51 (choke slam) by 89.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit won over Joel Deaton at 3:02 (choke slam) by 116.
EDGE: Clue outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 28:16 (backbreaker) by 3.
EDGE: Settlers of Catan, EDGE: Chess, and EDGE: Go Fish* destroyed EDGE: Mutiny, EDGE: Dynamite, and EDGE: The Legend* at 8:34 (turnbuckle smash) by 41.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over EDGE: Boggle at 41:50 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 16,594) |
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EDGE: Monopoly Junior drew MWC: Joe Dirt (time limit).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 7:51 (count out) (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over Quentin Starblaster at 4:24 (airplane spin) by 112 (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit outmuscled Zee Strangler at 8:48 (choke slam) by 41.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 pinned IMT: The Joyous Jobber at 28:08 (backbreaker) by 5.
IMT: The Smiling Scrub drew MWC: Foot Soldier #2 (no contest).
EDGE: Settlers of Catan*, EDGE: Chess, and EDGE: Go Fish annihilated MWC: Foot Soldier #3, MWC: Guy from Minnesota, and MWC: Joe Dirt* at 29:37 (backbreaker) by 4 *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski bested EDGE: The Legend at 0:28 (Texas cloverleaf) by 136. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 30,557) |
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IMT: Thutmose III beat EDGE: The Legend at 0:26 (Texas cloverleaf) by 132.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit annihilated New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 9:58 (choke slam) by 45.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over Big Marky at 7:52 (count out) (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit pinned DEMOLITION: Ax at 3:33 (choke slam) by 95.
EDGE: Risk outmuscled EDGE: The Legend at 4:13 (airplane spin) by 60.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 destroyed IMT: "The Enforcer" Eric Savage at 19:53 (DDT) by 7.
EDGE: Risk, EDGE: Game of Thrones*, and EDGE: Scattergories bested EDGE: Mutiny, EDGE: Dynamite, and EDGE: The Legend* at 3:27 (abdominal stretch) by 79 *** won the TV Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski annihilated IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 25:54 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 10. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Louisville (Attendance: 11,875) |
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IMT: The Pint-Sized Superstar annihilated EDGE: The Legend at 0:21 (Texas cloverleaf) by 128.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski bested Punishment Absorber at 5:57 (choke slam) by 81 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski over Punchin' Paul at 15:50 (disqualification -- refused to break choke) (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit decked Tardnerd at 10:50 (choke slam) by 45.
EDGE: Game of Thrones bested IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 21:04 (belly to belly) by 6 *** won the Western title.
MWC: Foot Soldier #2 defeated IMT: Amenhotep III at 22:00 (Boot Stomp) by 6.
EDGE: Risk, EDGE: Game of Thrones, and EDGE: Scattergories* defeated MWC: Foot Soldier #3, MWC: Guy from Minnesota, and MWC: Joe Dirt* at 28:32 (backbreaker) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: Kyle Broflovski outmuscled EDGE: Trivial Pursuit at 49:49 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 33,124) |
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MWC: Foot Soldier #2 won over IMT: The Tiny Terror at 27:26 (Boot Stomp) by 1.
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit decked Punishment Absorber at 4:46 (choke slam) by 75.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski overpowered MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 16:44 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9 (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit destroyed Quentin Starblaster at 7:01 (choke slam) by 59.
EDGE: Scattergories won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 17:08 (Texas cloverleaf) by 6.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 defeated IMT: Khufu at 12:11 (DDT) by 12.
MWC: Foot Soldier #3, MWC: Guy from Minnesota, and MWC: Joe Dirt over EDGE: Mutiny, EDGE: Dynamite, and EDGE: The Legend at 13:05 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone) (Six-man title). |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Meridian (Attendance: 41,086) |
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MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II overpowered IMT: Tutankhamun at 29:18 (Wrecking Ball) by 5.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed The Human Target at 4:31 (choke slam) by 68 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed EDGE: Boggle at 27:37 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit defeated Big Marky at 5:03 (choke slam) by 51.
IMT: The Laughing Loser annihilated EDGE: The Legend at 1:42 (Texas cloverleaf) by 136 *** won the Southern title.
MWC: Joe Dirt decked IMT: Snefru at 19:01 (White Trash Slam) by 6. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 28,080) |
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IMT: Ramses II drew IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 (time limit).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit destroyed The Human Target at 3:28 (choke slam) by 62.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski outmuscled Joel Deaton at 1:42 (choke slam) by 122 (non-title).
EDGE: Trivial Pursuit pinned Punchin' Paul at 5:46 (choke slam) by 70.
MWC: Joe Dirt bested EDGE: Chinese Checkers at 28:04 (White Trash Slam) by 1.
IMT: Bronze Warrior #2 beat MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 27:47 (The Bronze Backstabber #2) by 2. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in El Paso (Attendance: 22,018) |
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IMT: The Mighty Midget decked EDGE: Mutiny at 1:23 (Texas cloverleaf) by 115 *** won the Northern title.
IMT: Kyle Broflovski won over Aba Kahn at 5:48 (choke slam) by 61 (non-title).
IMT: Kyle Broflovski annihilated EDGE: Trivial Pursuit at 22:23 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9.
IMT: The Handicapped Heathen overpowered EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 1:27 (cross body block) by 102.
IMT: Khafre outmuscled EDGE: Mutiny at 4:52 (Texas cloverleaf) by 111.
IMT: Bronze Warrior #3 defeated EDGE: The Legend at 2:25 (Texas cloverleaf) by 132. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 19,452) |
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IMT/LPPF: King Kolossus was paid $1,000 after IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 flipped him outside the ring.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 was given $1,100 when IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 threw him out.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 won the IGL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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