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| IRON GLOVE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #213 -- SUMMER 2017 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 6,795) |
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The Dangerous Dwarf pinned MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 12:21 (The Dangerous Deathlock) by 11 *** won the Pacific title.
Kyle Broflovski overpowered New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 4:14 (turnbuckle smash) by 64.
Kyle Broflovski overpowered Joel Deaton at 3:31 (turnbuckle smash) by 114.
DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian beat Quentin Starblaster at 6:42 (cross body block) by 80.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth bested Joel Deaton at 2:46 (fireman's carry ram) by 114.
H25/EDGE: M.F. Predator defeated MWC: Smasher at 29:30 (Getting Juice) by 2.
MWC: Ned the Nerd outmuscled MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 11:46 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 12 (non-title,).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II* and MWC: Guy from Minnesota outmuscled MWC: Smasher* and MWC: Basher at 28:18 (Wrecking Ball) by 2 *** won the Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd overpowered IMP/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 at 50:11 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 2. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 36,507) |
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MWC: Basher destroyed the Savage Smurf at 29:06 (Bash'em) by 1.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth decked New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 5:40 (fireman's carry ram) by 64.
Kyle Broflovski overpowered Stormtrooper at 2:44 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 125.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth over Big Marky at 11:16 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered Joel Deaton at 4:30 (monkey flip) by 110.
MWC: Ned the Nerd pinned DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian at 21:17 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 8.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 overpowered MWC: Basher at 29:02 (DDT) by 1.
MWC: Smasher* and MWC: Basher defeated DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian* and Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski at 20:19 (Smash'em) by 6 (Tag-team title) *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd bested MWC: Smasher at 47:17 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 7. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 20,041) |
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"Delicious" Donald Trump decked MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 27:02 (The Delicious Deathlock) by 3.
MWC: Joe Dirt destroyed New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 5:00 (monkey flip) by 60.
Kyle Broflovski over Dark Secret at 9:33 (count out).
MWC: Joe Dirt over Big Marky at 15:24 (count out).
MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare decked the Handicapped Heathen at 27:47 (Simply Ravishing) by 4.
H25/EDGE: TX Tully Tucker annihilated MWC: Basher at 16:39 (backbreaker) by 6 *** won the Eastern title.
MWC: Ned the Nerd overpowered IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 at 27:02 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 5.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I, MWC: Foot Soldier #2*, and MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare won over MWC: Foot Soldier #3, MWC: Foot Soldier #1, and MWC: Joe Dirt* at 18:55 (Big Splash) by 6 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd annihilated MWC: Pete the Geek at 18:38 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 9. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Hamburg (Attendance: 5,562) |
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"Beautiful" Barrack Obama won over MWC: Pete the Geek at 22:06 (The Beautiful Backbreaker) by 9 *** won the Central title.
Kyle Broflovski annihilated Punishment Absorber at 6:31 (turnbuckle smash) by 71.
Kyle Broflovski over Carl Styles at 12:20 (disqualification -- hit ref).
H25/EDGE: Chosen One Clyde Cozworth destroyed MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 29:56 (backbreaker) by 1.
MWC: Pete the Geek annihilated the Crippled Cretin at 28:53 (Geek-o-Matic) by 2.
H25/EDGE: IB DaBoy OC overpowered MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 18:31 (backbreaker) by 6 *** won the Northern title.
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Scrubzilla at 4:05 (monkey flip) by 74.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd beat MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 20:43 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 41,574) |
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"Gorgeous" George Bush beat MWC: Smasher at 20:57 (The Gorgeous Grapevine) by 7 *** won the Atlantic title.
DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian pinned Punishment Absorber at 3:47 (cross body block) by 69.
Kyle Broflovski annihilated Scrubzilla at 4:20 (turnbuckle smash) by 78.
DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian bested Punchin' Paul at 2:42 (cross body block) by 79.
H25/EDGE: Richard Gold aka HELLMAKER outmuscled MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 28:41 (Devil's Right Hand) by 5.
MWC: Ned the Nerd beat IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 at 28:06 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 5.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 destroyed Scrubzilla at 4:04 (grapevine) by 79.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd decked MWC: Basher at 28:31 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 33,628) |
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MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled the Pint-Sized Superstar at 27:03 (White Trash Slam) by 2.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth outmuscled Punishment Absorber at 7:44 (fireman's carry ram) by 71.
Kyle Broflovski over Zee Scrub at 10:12 (count out).
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth decked Punchin' Paul at 5:45 (fireman's carry ram) by 81.
The Joyous Jobber annihilated MWC: Smasher at 27:53 (The Jobber Jawbreaker) by 5.
IMP/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 at 28:02 (Texas cloverleaf) by 3 (non-title).
MWC: Joe Dirt annihilated Zee Scrub at 2:05 (monkey flip) by 106.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd bested IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 48:05 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 9. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 44,705) |
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The Tiny Terror beat MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 29:34 (The Tiny Tombstone) by 4 *** won the Southern title.
MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled Punishment Absorber at 5:48 (monkey flip) by 67.
Kyle Broflovski over Total Scrub at 15:15 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
MWC: Joe Dirt decked Punchin' Paul at 2:06 (monkey flip) by 77.
H25/EDGE: Wes Washington Esq. destroyed MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 28:07 (One Arm Bandit) by 3 *** won the Dixie title.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth bested Scrubzilla at 2:16 (fireman's carry ram) by 78.
MWC: Joe Dirt decked Total Scrub at 0:42 (monkey flip) by 106.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd decked MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 39:57 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 8. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Budapest (Attendance: 49,720) |
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The Mighty Midget tied MWC: Foot Soldier #2 (time limit).
Kyle Broflovski decked Aba Kahn at 2:21 (avalanche) by 127.
Kyle Broflovski annihilated MWC: Smasher at 28:16 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 2.
H25/EDGE: Scavenger Skunk overpowered IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 15:37 (backbreaker) by 7.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth won over Stormtrooper at 0:35 (Cozmission) by 120.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth annihilated Zee Scrub at 0:55 (fireman's carry ram) by 110.
MWC: Ned the Nerd beat Total Scrub at 2:05 (airplane spin) by 115 (non-title).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd bested MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 21:35 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 12. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Akron (Attendance: 38,704) |
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Apollo won over MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 16:09 (The Apollo Armlock) by 6.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth decked Aba Kahn at 4:12 (fireman's carry ram) by 65.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth won over Andre the Giant at 0:33 (fireman's carry ram) by 105.
H25/EDGE: Sylvester Sykes decked IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 18:41 (backbreaker) by 9 *** won the Mountain title.
MWC: Joe Dirt over Stormtrooper at 8:18 (count out).
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth won over Total Scrub at 3:08 (fireman's carry ram) by 110.
MWC: Ned the Nerd defeated MWC: Guy from Minnesota at 23:23 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd pinned MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 29:50 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 3. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Prague (Attendance: 19,552) |
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MWC: Basher annihilated Cronus at 19:42 (Bash'em) by 6.
MWC: Joe Dirt pinned Aba Kahn at 3:58 (Texas cloverleaf) by 124.
MWC: Joe Dirt pinned Andre the Giant at 1:43 (monkey flip) by 101.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III outmuscled H25/EDGE: BV FU-DOG at 28:12 (Body Wrecker) by 1.
H25/EDGE: Silent Giant SBJ drew MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare (double count out).
MWC: Smasher decked H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth at 29:54 (Smash'em) by 3.
MWC: Guy from Minnesota bested IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 29:15 (Hello from Minnesota) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd decked MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 17:13 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 8. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Tiajuana (Attendance: 36,733) |
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Kyle Broflovski over Iranian Stallion at 9:46 (count out).
Stan Marsh pinned MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 27:59 (The Marsh Moonsault) by 1.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth beat Baba Kahn at 3:50 (fireman's carry ram) by 68.
MWC: Ned the Nerd pinned MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I at 27:46 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 3.
The Laughing Loser annihilated MWC: Joe Dirt at 27:39 (The Laughing Leglock) by 1 *** won the Western title.
MWC: Foot Soldier #2 pinned the Evil Elf at 21:56 (Boot Stomp) by 6.
MWC: Ned the Nerd decked MWC: Smasher at 24:33 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 7 (non-title,).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd won over MWC: Joe Dirt at 40:05 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Singapore (Attendance: 39,804) |
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H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth over Iranian Stallion at 14:34 (count out).
The Ace of Spades beat MWC: Pete the Geek at 27:28 (The Spades Spear) by 1.
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered Baba Kahn at 6:10 (monkey flip) by 64.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I destroyed IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 22:11 (Big Splash) by 6.
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered H25/EDGE: Black Dynamite at 29:13 (White Trash Slam) by 2.
H25/EDGE: Jon Botti tied MWC: Foot Soldier #2 (double disqualification).
MWC: Ned the Nerd bested MWC: Basher at 20:22 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6 (non-title,).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 at 21:48 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 7. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Augusta (Attendance: 34,932) |
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MWC: Joe Dirt beat Iranian Stallion at 5:27 (monkey flip) by 68.
Kyle Broflovski overpowered Andre the Giant at 1:11 (turnbuckle smash) by 105.
DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian destroyed DEMOLITION: Crush at 5:55 (cross body block) by 94.
MWC: Ned the Nerd annihilated MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 24:53 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6.
MWC: Joe Dirt defeated H25/EDGE: BV Hero at 27:32 (White Trash Slam) by 3.
MWC: Ned the Nerd defeated IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 at 17:16 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 7.
MWC: Basher bested the Deformed Derelict at 29:47 (Bash'em) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd beat MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I at 39:27 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 3. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Tulsa (Attendance: 8,731) |
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Kyle Broflovski annihilated Fast Food Freddy at 4:50 (turnbuckle smash) by 82.
Kyle Broflovski over Baba Kahn at 13:15 (count out).
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth bested DEMOLITION: Crush at 5:07 (fireman's carry ram) by 96.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II annihilated IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 27:48 (Wrecking Ball) by 3.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth over Dark Secret at 15:10 (count out).
MWC: Ned the Nerd overpowered MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 22:51 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 8 (non-title,).
MWC: Ned the Nerd pinned MWC: Joe Dirt at 16:11 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6 (non-title,).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd outmuscled DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian at 31:42 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 8. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Calais (Attendance: 11,448) |
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H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth pinned Fast Food Freddy at 3:39 (fireman's carry ram) by 82.
Kyle Broflovski outmuscled DEMOLITION: Crush at 3:00 (turnbuckle smash) by 96.
MWC: Joe Dirt pinned DEMOLITION: Crush at 1:55 (monkey flip) by 92.
H25/EDGE: Bokasa outmuscled MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 28:48 (backbreaker) by 3.
MWC: Joe Dirt destroyed Dark Secret at 5:21 (fireman's carry ram) by 99.
MWC: Foot Soldier #3 outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 at 27:26 (Boot Stomp) by 1.
MWC: Ned the Nerd decked MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 22:50 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 6 (non-title,).
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Ned the Nerd destroyed MWC: Guy from Minnesota at 37:35 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 7. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 18,124) |
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MWC: Joe Dirt bested Fast Food Freddy at 3:58 (monkey flip) by 78.
Kyle Broflovski destroyed DEMOLITION: Ax at 1:36 (turnbuckle smash) by 84.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth over DEMOLITION: Ax at 10:11 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
The Smiling Scrub pinned MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 29:08 (The Smiling Smash) by 2.
IMP/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 defeated Tommy Angel at 6:08 (fireman's carry ram) by 72 (non-title).
MWC: Foot Soldier #2 won over H25/EDGE: Gordie the Goodguy Goodwood at 27:17 (Boot Stomp) by 4.
MWC: Ned the Nerd bested MWC: Pete the Geek at 20:18 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 9 (non-title,). |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Athens (Attendance: 7,664) |
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Kyle Broflovski bested Chef Boy Arty at 4:24 (turnbuckle smash) by 77.
Kyle Broflovski pinned Tardnerd at 6:26 (turnbuckle smash) by 64.
MWC: Joe Dirt over DEMOLITION: Ax at 14:47 (count out).
H25/EDGE: Scavenger Maggot won over MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 29:31 (Blood Sucker) by 2.
H25/EDGE: TG Terry Tucker outmuscled MWC: Basher at 29:15 (backbreaker) by 3.
MWC: Ned the Nerd decked MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 28:59 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 3 (non-title,).
MWC: Pete the Geek tied IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 (double disqualification). |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Utica (Attendance: 30,933) |
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H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth beat Chef Boy Arty at 4:26 (fireman's carry ram) by 77.
Kyle Broflovski decked Big Marky at 6:12 (turnbuckle smash) by 49.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth defeated Tardnerd at 2:57 (fireman's carry ram) by 64.
H25/EDGE: Caged Lion Leo Densmore decked MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 27:51 (Thrilla from Zilla) by 2.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth over Carl Styles at 9:00 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
H25/EDGE: IB HGK annihilated MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 24:05 (backbreaker) by 6.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 beat Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski at 27:12 (Texas cloverleaf) by 4. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in New York City (Attendance: 25,822) |
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MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled Chef Boy Arty at 2:46 (monkey flip) by 73.
Kyle Broflovski overpowered Punchin' Paul at 4:24 (turnbuckle smash) by 81.
MWC: Joe Dirt defeated Tardnerd at 4:10 (monkey flip) by 60.
MWC: Ned the Nerd won over MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 24:01 (Revenge of the Nerd) by 8 (non-title,).
MWC: Joe Dirt won over Carl Styles at 3:16 (monkey flip) by 99.
H25/EDGE: Big Bad Brody Ballistic defeated MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 24:32 (backbreaker) by 8.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II and MWC: Guy from Minnesota* beat DoW: Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian and Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski* at 23:29 (Wrecking Ball) by 8. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Athens (Attendance: 28,930) |
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IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 took $1,000 when he got flung out by IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5.
H25/EDGE: Clyde Cozworth grabbed $1,100 when MWC: Pete the Geek threw him into his manager at ringside.
MWC: Pete the Geek picked up a cool $1,200 when IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 catapulted him out.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 won $1,300 when H25/EDGE: IB HGK threw him out.
H25/EDGE: IB HGK took $1,400 when he got flung over the top rope by IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 was the winner of the IGL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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