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IRON GLOVE LEAGUE

BULLETIN #216 -- FALL 2017

Card 1 -- Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 26,383)

MWC: Foot Soldier #3 bested the Dangerous Dwarf at 27:56 (Boot Stomp) by 1.
Cronus annihilated MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 27:15 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.
Stan Marsh over New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 10:39 (count out).
Stan Marsh bested Dark Secret at 3:34 (flying drop kick) by 96.
MWC: Joe Dirt annihilated DEMOLITION: Crush at 2:00 (airplane spin) by 97.
EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy overpowered IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 at 29:16 (backbreaker) by 4.
MWC: Joe Dirt over Scrubzilla at 4:11 (count out).
MAIN EVENT: Cronus decked EDGE: Mr. Xtreme at 47:13 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.

Card 2 -- Held in Donegal (Attendance: 24,382)

The Savage Smurf drew EDGE: Dynamite (no contest).
Cronus outmuscled MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 21:20 (The Cronus Crab) by 7.
MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 2:52 (airplane spin) by 58.
Stan Marsh outmuscled Carl Styles at 3:50 (flying drop kick) by 89.
MWC: Joe Dirt decked DEMOLITION: Ax at 2:54 (airplane spin) by 72.
EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy outmuscled MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 27:50 (backbreaker) by 2.
MWC: Joe Dirt over Zee Scrub at 4:45 (count out).
MAIN EVENT: Cronus pinned MWC: Pete the Geek at 55:26 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.

Card 3 -- Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 36,997)

"Dragonheart" Rey Converse won over "Delicious" Donald Trump at 29:42 (Converse Paradise) by 2.
Cronus defeated MWC: Guy from Minnesota at 29:10 (The Cronus Crab) by 5.
Stan Marsh beat Punishment Absorber at 4:06 (flying drop kick) by 82.
Stan Marsh annihilated Scrubzilla at 3:49 (flying drop kick) by 73.
MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled Tardnerd at 6:59 (airplane spin) by 58.
The Deformed Derelict overpowered EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy at 28:20 (The Deformed DDT) by 5.
MWC: Joe Dirt won over Total Scrub at 3:12 (airplane spin) by 107.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus annihilated EDGE: Cerebral Assassin at 57:44 (The Cronus Crab) by 1.

Card 4 -- Held in Bordeau (Attendance: 37,791)

EDGE: Cerebral Assassin won over "Beautiful" Barrack Obama at 27:01 (backbreaker) by 4.
Cronus defeated MWC: Smasher at 14:08 (flying drop kick) by 15.
MWC: Joe Dirt defeated Punishment Absorber at 6:47 (airplane spin) by 77.
Stan Marsh annihilated Zee Scrub at 4:18 (flying drop kick) by 100.
MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled Big Marky at 5:42 (airplane spin) by 60.
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered Stormtrooper at 3:30 (backbreaker) by 112.
"Dragonheart" Rey Converse annihilated MWC: Smasher at 24:15 (Converse Paradise) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski beat Cronus at 37:58 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 3.

Card 5 -- Held in Venice (Attendance: 26,312)

"Gorgeous" George Bush overpowered MWC: Pete the Geek at 28:16 (The Gorgeous Grapevine) by 4.
Cronus destroyed MWC: Joe Dirt at 28:51 (The Cronus Crab) by 2.
Stan Marsh won over Aba Kahn at 2:24 (choke slam) by 103.
Stan Marsh beat Total Scrub at 3:59 (flying drop kick) by 112.
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Punchin' Paul at 4:23 (airplane spin) by 74.
The Laughing Loser pinned "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 28:37 (The Laughing Leglock) by 3 (non-title,).
"Dragonheart" Rey Converse annihilated MWC: Pete the Geek at 28:52 (Converse Paradise) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski annihilated "The Crippler" Chris Savage at 44:04 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 2.

Card 6 -- Held in Quebec (Attendance: 41,280)

The Pint-Sized Superstar pinned EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy at 19:01 (The Pint-Sized Superplex) by 8 *** won the Western title.
Cronus pinned MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 17:43 (The Cronus Crab) by 8.
MWC: Joe Dirt won over Aba Kahn at 1:41 (sunset flip) by 130.
Stan Marsh bested MWC: Pete the Geek at 27:30 (The Marsh Moonsault) by 4 *** won the Atlantic title.
EDGE: Cerebral Assassin tied MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (double disqualification).
MWC: Joe Dirt outmuscled Dark Secret at 1:37 (airplane spin) by 91.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II* and MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III pinned EDGE: Mutiny and EDGE: The Legend* at 28:33 (Wrecking Ball) by 5 (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski beat the Ace of Spades at 51:55 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 1.

Card 7 -- Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 10,363)

MWC: Foot Soldier #3 overpowered the Tiny Terror at 28:46 (Boot Stomp) by 1.
Cronus destroyed MWC: Ned the Nerd at 24:13 (The Cronus Crab) by 7.
Stan Marsh outmuscled Andre the Giant at 2:26 (flying drop kick) by 92.
The Ace of Spades won over MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 27:20 (The Spades Spear) by 1.
EDGE: Cerebral Assassin overpowered the Joyous Jobber at 28:10 (backbreaker) by 1.
The Smiling Scrub tied MWC: Pete the Geek (double disqualification).
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II and MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III* overpowered MWC: Smasher* and MWC: Basher at 24:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski decked "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 58:53 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 2.

Card 8 -- Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 26,644)

The Mighty Midget bested EDGE: Dynamite at 20:38 (The Midget Moonsault) by 8 *** won the Pacific title.
Cronus annihilated MWC: Pete the Geek at 29:15 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.
Stan Marsh overpowered Baba Kahn at 2:53 (flying drop kick) by 69.
The Ace of Spades pinned MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 15:19 (The Spades Spear) by 9.
EDGE: Cerebral Assassin destroyed MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 27:32 (backbreaker) by 4.
"The Crippler" Chris Savage beat MWC: Joe Dirt at 28:14 (The Crippling Crab) by 3.
EDGE: Mutiny* and EDGE: The Legend outmuscled MWC: Smasher and MWC: Basher* at 16:10 (fireman's carry ram) by 12.
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski destroyed EDGE: Dynamite at 27:11 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 10.

Card 9 -- Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 30,034)

EDGE: Cerebral Assassin decked Apollo at 28:59 (backbreaker) by 1.
"Dragonheart" Rey Converse beat Cronus at 29:38 (Converse Paradise) by 1.
Stan Marsh defeated DEMOLITION: Crush at 2:15 (flying drop kick) by 102.
The Ace of Spades destroyed "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 28:42 (The Spades Spear) by 1 (non-title,).
EDGE: Cerebral Assassin annihilated IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 at 29:48 (backbreaker) by 1.
"The Crippler" Chris Savage tied "Dragonheart" Rey Converse (time limit).
MWC: Foot Soldier #2, MWC: Guy from Minnesota, and MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare drew MWC: Foot Soldier #3, MWC: Foot Soldier #1, and MWC: Joe Dirt (time limit) (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski beat MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 25:30 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 6.

Card 10 -- Held in Bari (Attendance: 26,249)

Stan Marsh bested Cronus at 28:17 (The Marsh Moonsault) by 1.
Stan Marsh over Iranian Stallion at 10:14 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
Stan Marsh won over DEMOLITION: Ax at 5:48 (flying drop kick) by 77.
Kyle Broflovski overpowered MWC: Guy from Minnesota at 22:05 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 8.
"Dragonheart" Rey Converse won over EDGE: Cerebral Assassin at 28:48 (Converse Paradise) by 2 *** won the Central title.
"The Enforcer" Eric Savage destroyed MWC: Pete the Geek at 27:30 (The Enforcer Eye Gouge!) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: Kyle Broflovski outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy at 27:37 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9.

Card 11 -- Held in Luxemburg (Attendance: 42,552)

The Ace of Spades bested Cronus at 29:59 (The Spades Spear) by 2.
MWC: Joe Dirt annihilated Iranian Stallion at 1:31 (airplane spin) by 78.
Stan Marsh over Tardnerd at 5:13 (count out).
Kyle Broflovski won over MWC: Ned the Nerd at 23:57 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 10.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II drew "The Crippler" Chris Savage (time limit).
MWC: Joe Dirt won over Carl Styles at 6:51 (airplane spin) by 84.
MAIN EVENT: The Laughing Loser won over Kyle Broflovski at 29:08 (The Laughing Leglock) by 1.

Card 12 -- Held in Berlin (Attendance: 26,330)

Kyle Broflovski won over Cronus at 27:37 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 3 *** won the TV title.
Stan Marsh pinned Fast Food Freddy at 6:41 (flying drop kick) by 84.
Stan Marsh annihilated Big Marky at 6:38 (flying drop kick) by 65.
Kyle Broflovski bested IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 16:06 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 8.
MWC: Joe Dirt won over Joel Deaton at 2:45 (airplane spin) by 118.
MWC: Pete the Geek won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 at 27:27 (Geek-o-Matic) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: The Laughing Loser bested MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I at 42:43 (The Laughing Leglock) by 5.

Card 13 -- Held in Lyons (Attendance: 28,365)

Cronus outmuscled MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I at 28:28 (The Cronus Crab) by 1.
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered Fast Food Freddy at 2:47 (airplane spin) by 79.
Stan Marsh pinned Punchin' Paul at 6:56 (flying drop kick) by 79.
Kyle Broflovski decked "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 29:36 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 2 (non-title,).
The Handicapped Heathen overpowered MWC: Foot Soldier #3 at 16:10 (The Handicapped Hammerlock) by 6 *** won the Southern title.
EDGE: Dynamite tied MWC: Basher (double disqualification).
MAIN EVENT: The Laughing Loser pinned MWC: Ned the Nerd at 11:40 (The Laughing Leglock) by 11.

Card 14 -- Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 33,533)

The Laughing Loser annihilated Cronus at 28:47 (The Laughing Leglock) by 4 (non-title,).
Stan Marsh decked Chef Boy Arty at 4:27 (flying drop kick) by 85.
Stan Marsh pinned Joel Deaton at 4:50 (flying drop kick) by 123.
MWC: Joe Dirt bested Andre the Giant at 6:30 (airplane spin) by 87.
The Crippled Cretin bested EDGE: Dynamite at 29:42 (The Crippled Crab) by 4.
MWC: Foot Soldier #3 won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 at 28:27 (Boot Stomp) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: The Laughing Loser bested MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 10:17 (The Laughing Leglock) by 12.

Card 15 -- Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 12,697)

"The Crippler" Chris Savage pinned Cronus at 27:52 (The Crippling Crab) by 1.
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Chef Boy Arty at 5:46 (airplane spin) by 80.
Stan Marsh over Stormtrooper at 7:05 (disqualification -- hidden spike).
MWC: Joe Dirt defeated Baba Kahn at 3:44 (airplane spin) by 64.
The Evil Elf annihilated EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy at 22:36 (The Evil Eye Gouge) by 6.
"Dragonheart" Rey Converse outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 at 28:29 (Converse Paradise) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: The Laughing Loser overpowered MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 33:50 (The Laughing Leglock) by 11.

Battle Royal -- Held in Geneva (Attendance: 40,970)

IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 earned $1,000 after he was thrown out by IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1.
MWC: Pete the Geek was awarded $1,100 after Cronus flipped him out.
Cronus was given a cool $1,200 when IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 hurled him out.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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