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IRON GLOVE LEAGUE

BULLETIN #219 -- DECEMBER 2017

Card 1 -- Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 33,010)

MWC: Basher outmuscled the Dangerous Dwarf at 29:10 (Bash'em) by 5.
VIRUS: GCW World Champion Matt Tremont won over the Mighty Midget at 27:54 (backroll press) by 2.
Cronus decked Big Marky at 7:56 (flying drop kick) by 52 (non-title).
Cronus destroyed MWC: Joe Dirt at 28:22 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.
The Ace of Spades overpowered EDGE: The Demolisher at 21:21 (The Spades Spear) by 6.
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Joel Deaton at 2:46 (grapevine) by 113.
MWC: Pete the Geek destroyed the Evil Elf at 27:08 (Geek-O-Matic) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus outmuscled MWC: Foot Soldier #1 at 38:02 (The Cronus Crab) by 12.

Card 2 -- Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 8,744)

The Savage Smurf annihilated MWC: Pete the Geek at 21:31 (backbreaker) by 6.
The Mighty Midget destroyed MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 27:00 (The Midget Moonsault) by 4.
Cronus defeated Punchin' Paul at 3:29 (flying drop kick) by 73 (non-title).
Cronus beat MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 16:27 (The Cronus Crab) by 12.
The Ace of Spades defeated MWC: Guy from Minnesota at 27:19 (The Spades Spear) by 4.
The Handicapped Heathen pinned EDGE: Mr. Hardcore Bad Boy at 16:30 (The Handicapped Hammerlock) by 6.
VIRUS: AIWF World Champion Francisco Ciatso decked MWC: Pete the Geek at 23:07 (Boston crab) by 10.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus decked Stan Marsh at 58:30 (The Cronus Crab) by 4.

Card 3 -- Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 18,383)

MWC: Basher overpowered "Delicious" Donald Trump at 27:08 (Bash'em) by 3.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #4 won over the Mighty Midget at 29:32 (DDT) by 4 *** won the Pacific title.
Cronus drew MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (double count out).
Cronus overpowered MWC: Ned the Nerd at 21:11 (The Cronus Crab) by 8.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #2 overpowered the Ace of Spades at 27:03 (backbreaker) by 2 *** won the Mountain title.
The Handicapped Heathen decked IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 at 16:55 (The Handicapped Hammerlock) by 9.
VIRUS: CZW World Champion Ricky Shane Page decked MWC: Basher at 18:10 (backroll press) by 7 *** won the Northern title.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus overpowered "Beautiful" Barrack Obama at 30:30 (The Cronus Crab) by 4.

Card 4 -- Held in Dacca (Attendance: 45,652)

Cronus won over "Beautiful" Barrack Obama at 27:25 (The Cronus Crab) by 4 (non-title,).
Apollo destroyed MWC: Pete the Geek at 27:31 (The Apollo Armlock) by 3.
Cronus annihilated MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II at 29:18 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.
Cronus destroyed MWC: Pete the Geek at 17:59 (The Cronus Crab) by 9 (non-title,).
Kyle Broflovski over Andre the Giant at 14:53 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered the Handicapped Heathen at 27:07 (White Trash Slam) by 3 *** won the Western title.
MWC: Foot Soldier #1 overpowered Total Scrub at 5:16 (turnbuckle smash) by 98 (non-title).
MAIN EVENT: Cronus decked "The Enforcer" Eric Savage at 46:09 (The Cronus Crab) by 2.

Card 5 -- Held in Pierre (Attendance: 11,980)

"Beautiful" Barrack Obama outmuscled MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 27:19 (The Beautiful Backbreaker) by 2.
Cronus beat Iranian Stallion at 5:33 (flying drop kick) by 73 (non-title).
Cronus overpowered MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III at 23:49 (The Cronus Crab) by 6.
Cronus overpowered "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 24:09 (abdominal stretch) by 9.
Kyle Broflovski annihilated DEMOLITION: Ax at 4:40 (monkey flip) by 82.
The Handicapped Heathen outmuscled "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 27:41 (The Handicapped Hammerlock) by 3.
MWC: Joe Dirt defeated Scrubzilla at 7:11 (grapevine) by 66.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus bested MWC: Pete the Geek at 34:00 (The Cronus Crab) by 9.

Card 6 -- Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 5,177)

EDGE: Mr. Xtreme won over "Beautiful" Barrack Obama at 27:37 (Texas cloverleaf) by 2.
Cronus bested Fast Food Freddy at 6:30 (flying drop kick) by 82 (non-title).
Cronus annihilated Joel Deaton at 3:14 (flying drop kick) by 116 (non-title).
MWC: Joe Dirt over Iranian Stallion at 12:45 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
Kyle Broflovski annihilated Victor Von Vroom at 3:06 (monkey flip) by 58.
The Crippled Cretin tied MWC: Pete the Geek (double disqualification).
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Zee Scrub at 2:54 (grapevine) by 97.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus overpowered the Ace of Spades at 34:11 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.

Card 7 -- Held in Calgary (Attendance: 20,217)

VIRUS: Tier 1 World Champion Darius Carter overpowered "Beautiful" Barrack Obama at 29:21 (backroll press) by 2 *** won the Central title.
Cronus beat Chef Boy Arty at 5:18 (flying drop kick) by 72 (non-title).
Cronus annihilated the Handicapped Heathen at 16:48 (The Cronus Crab) by 6 (non-title,).
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Fast Food Freddy at 6:39 (grapevine) by 79.
Kyle Broflovski bested EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 22:35 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 9.
The Joyous Jobber bested MWC: Basher at 29:22 (The Jobber Jawbreaker) by 3.
MWC: Joe Dirt over Total Scrub at 9:47 (disqualification -- used powder).
MAIN EVENT: Cronus destroyed MWC: Basher at 26:18 (The Cronus Crab) by 7.

Card 8 -- Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 7,143)

"Beautiful" Barrack Obama won over MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 19:10 (The Beautiful Backbreaker) by 8.
Cronus overpowered New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 4:44 (flying drop kick) by 61 (non-title).
Cronus annihilated Stormtrooper at 3:04 (The Cronus Crab) by 118 (non-title).
MWC: Joe Dirt pinned Chef Boy Arty at 6:14 (grapevine) by 69.
Kyle Broflovski beat MWC: Pete the Geek at 15:49 (The Broflovski Backbreaker) by 6.
MWC: Joe Dirt bested Stormtrooper at 4:02 (White Trash Slam) by 115.
MWC: Basher won over Bronze Warrior #2 at 20:07 (Bash'em) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus beat the Mighty Midget at 56:09 (The Cronus Crab) by 4.

Card 9 -- Held in Bari (Attendance: 13,382)

"Beautiful" Barrack Obama won over IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #3 at 29:20 (The Beautiful Backbreaker) by 5.
Cronus overpowered Punishment Absorber at 3:11 (flying drop kick) by 66 (non-title).
Cronus pinned Dark Secret at 2:52 (choke slam) by 124 (non-title).
MWC: Joe Dirt over New York Gentleman Rick Jackson at 9:41 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
MWC: Joe Dirt overpowered Andre the Giant at 0:53 (piledriver) by 137.
The Laughing Loser outmuscled MWC: Pete the Geek at 10:15 (backbreaker) by 12 *** won the Eastern title.
MWC: Basher defeated "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 27:27 (Bash'em) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus annihilated the Pint-Sized Superstar at 39:40 (The Cronus Crab) by 8.

Card 10 -- Held in Houston (Attendance: 7,004)

Bronze Warrior #1 destroyed MWC: Pete the Geek at 29:53 (backbreaker) by 3.
Cronus bested Aba Kahn at 4:35 (fireman's carry ram) by 99 (non-title).
Cronus decked "The Enforcer" Eric Savage at 29:36 (The Cronus Crab) by 2 (non-title,).
MWC: Joe Dirt over Punishment Absorber at 8:16 (count out).
MWC: Joe Dirt over Baba Kahn at 10:57 (disqualification -- used rope to choke).
MWC: Basher defeated EDGE: Mutiny at 27:27 (Bash'em) by 1.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 defeated MWC: Basher at 28:15 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I drew Cronus (no contest).

Card 11 -- Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 6,620)

"Gorgeous" George Bush overpowered MWC: Pete the Geek at 23:41 (The Gorgeous Grapevine) by 7.
Cronus defeated Stan Marsh at 28:52 (The Cronus Crab) by 4 (non-title,).
Cronus won over Carl Styles at 3:01 (flying drop kick) by 100 (non-title).
MWC: Joe Dirt decked Aba Kahn at 2:50 (backbreaker) by 126.
MWC: Joe Dirt bested DEMOLITION: Crush at 2:14 (grapevine) by 101.
MWC: Joe Dirt pinned Dark Secret at 5:54 (grapevine) by 98.
The Deformed Derelict outmuscled MWC: Pete the Geek at 29:48 (The Deformed DDT) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus pinned the Handicapped Heathen at 19:41 (The Cronus Crab) by 6.

Card 12 -- Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 14,246)

Cronus decked the Pint-Sized Superstar at 23:31 (The Cronus Crab) by 8 (non-title,).
Cronus pinned the Ace of Spades at 27:32 (The Cronus Crab) by 3 (non-title,).
Cronus annihilated MWC: Foot Soldier #2 at 18:43 (The Cronus Crab) by 8.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II destroyed Stan Marsh at 27:12 (Wrecking Ball) by 1.
MWC: Joe Dirt over DEMOLITION: Ax at 9:42 (count out).
MWC: Basher defeated the Smiling Scrub at 28:45 (Bash'em) by 1.
EDGE: Mutiny and EDGE: The Legend* overpowered the Ace of Spades and Kyle Broflovski* at 28:44 (backroll press) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus pinned "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 24:29 (abdominal stretch) by 9.

Card 13 -- Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 11,695)

VIRUS: H2O World Champion Shane Douglas won over the Pint-Sized Superstar at 15:37 (backroll press) by 8 (non-title,).
Cronus annihilated Kyle Broflovski at 29:26 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.
Cronus won over Scrubzilla at 3:08 (flying drop kick) by 69 (non-title).
VIRUS: H2O World Champion Shane Douglas destroyed Stan Marsh at 28:02 (backroll press) by 4 *** won the Atlantic title.
MWC: Joe Dirt over Tardnerd at 9:41 (disqualification -- manager in ring).
MWC: Basher won over "The Crippler" Chris Savage at 27:35 (Bash'em) by 4.
EDGE: Mutiny* and EDGE: The Legend destroyed MWC: Foot Soldier #2 and MWC: Guy from Minnesota* at 29:47 (backroll press) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus beat MWC: Ned the Nerd at 43:37 (The Cronus Crab) by 8.

Card 14 -- Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 17,260)

MWC: Foot Soldier #3 beat the Pint-Sized Superstar at 29:47 (Boot Stomp) by 3 *** won the Prairie title.
Cronus over Andre the Giant at 12:05 (count out) (non-title).
Cronus over Zee Scrub at 15:56 (disqualification -- used brass knuckles) (non-title).
Stan Marsh beat MWC: Ned the Nerd at 27:56 (The Marsh Moonsault) by 4.
MWC: Joe Dirt over Big Marky at 12:58 (count out).
"The Enforcer" Eric Savage drew VIRUS: NWA World Champion Nick Aldis (double disqualification).
MWC: Foot Soldier #2 and MWC: Guy from Minnesota tied MWC: Smasher and MWC: Basher (time limit).
MAIN EVENT: Cronus annihilated Kyle Broflovski at 50:24 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.

Card 15 -- Held in Utica (Attendance: 47,388)

The Pint-Sized Superstar pinned EDGE: Cyclone at 28:32 (The Pint-Sized Superplex) by 2.
Cronus destroyed Baba Kahn at 4:13 (flying drop kick) by 61 (non-title).
Cronus destroyed Total Scrub at 4:17 (flying drop kick) by 106 (non-title).
Stan Marsh won over EDGE: Bane at 19:05 (The Marsh Moonsault) by 8.
MWC: Joe Dirt decked Punchin' Paul at 2:38 (grapevine) by 70.
"The Enforcer" Eric Savage outmuscled MWC: Smasher at 22:52 (The Enforcer Eye Gouge) by 6.
EDGE: Mutiny* and EDGE: The Legend overpowered MWC: Smasher* and MWC: Basher at 28:09 (backroll press) by 4 (Tag-team title) *** won the Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus decked MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare at 33:05 (The Cronus Crab) by 12.

Card 16 -- Held in Mexico City (Attendance: 46,290)

MWC: Basher bested the Tiny Terror at 23:31 (Bash'em) by 6.
Cronus destroyed DEMOLITION: Crush at 2:01 (flying drop kick) by 104 (non-title).
Cronus won over MWC: Guy from Minnesota at 24:50 (The Cronus Crab) by 7.
Stan Marsh decked "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 29:44 (The Marsh Moonsault) by 5.
"The Enforcer" Eric Savage pinned EDGE: Mr. Charisma at 23:11 (The Enforcer Eye Gouge) by 10.
"The Enforcer" Eric Savage annihilated "Dragonheart" Rey Converse at 15:36 (The Enforcer Eye Gouge) by 7.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I, MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew II*, and MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III annihilated MWC: Foot Soldier #3, MWC: Foot Soldier #1, and MWC: Joe Dirt* at 29:19 (Big Splash) by 5 (Six-man title) *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: Cronus overpowered MWC: Joe Dirt at 28:46 (The Cronus Crab) by 3.

Card 17 -- Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 18,612)

Cronus annihilated the Mighty Midget at 29:06 (The Cronus Crab) by 4 (non-title,).
Cronus pinned DEMOLITION: Ax at 4:14 (flying drop kick) by 82 (non-title).
Cronus pinned MWC: Smasher at 17:02 (The Cronus Crab) by 8.
The Ace of Spades beat H25/EDGE: M.F. Predator at 23:09 (The Spades Spear) by 6.
MWC: Pete the Geek outmuscled EDGE: Cerebral Assassin at 27:22 (Geek-O-Matic) by 4.
MWC: Joe Dirt beat Carl Styles at 5:29 (grapevine) by 97.

Card 18 -- Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 29,059)

The Mighty Midget decked EDGE: Dynamite at 29:16 (The Midget Moonsault) by 1.
Cronus defeated Tardnerd at 7:11 (flying drop kick) by 61 (non-title).
Cronus defeated MWC: Basher at 21:10 (The Cronus Crab) by 7 (non-title,).
VIRUS: GCW World Champion Matt Tremont beat the Ace of Spades at 27:08 (backroll press) by 1.
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I annihilated EDGE: The Legend at 17:54 (Big Splash) by 7.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 decked MWC: Pete the Geek at 28:43 (Flying Headbutt Off Top Rope) by 2.

Battle Royal -- Held in El Paso (Attendance: 5,347)

IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #5 was given $1,000 when he was flipped out by the Savage Smurf.
MWC: Pete the Geek nabbed an imaginary $1,100 after being thrown onto the apron by Kyle Broflovski.
The Savage Smurf was awarded $1,200 after he got flipped onto the announcer's table by IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #1 received $1,300 after he got thrown out by Kyle Broflovski.
Kyle Broflovski nabbed $1,400 in imaginary earnings after being thrown out by IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6.
EDGE: Mr. Xtreme grabbed $1,500 in imaginary money after getting thrown into his manager at ringside by IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6.
IMT/LPPF: Masked Mauler #6 won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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