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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #110 -- MAY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 939) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Stink Boy in 2 at 6:47 (Count Out) (non-title).
FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin destroyed The Garbage Man at 5:23 (The Potvin Driver) by 70.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 28:40 (Fly Trap) by 4 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Vincent Valor).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 4:42 (Ankle Lock) by 92 (non-title).
COT: Order Machine bested IMT/47: The New Normal at 27:28 (Order of Magnitude) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 34:00 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 278) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Stink Man in 10 at 1:13 (Hammerlock) by 106 (non-title).
Jason Voorhees defeated Mr. Magic at 3:11 (The Victim) by 71 (rematch).
VIRUS: Butch Bourbon defeated The Apex Predator at 24:55 (Butch Please?) by 6.
Outlaw Ben Slick tied Flex Lewis at 7:02 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 28:00 (Fly Trap) by 1 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 47:16 (Boston Crab) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 622) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Bob in 6 at 3:51 (Ankle Lock) by 87 (non-title).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pinned EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:17 (Fly Trap) by 4 (non-title) (Guest Referee: "Short Order" Nash Slinger).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Peter Lawler in 6 at 5:02 (Ankle Lock) by 98 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 27:18 (RV is Toast) by 1.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:50 (Fly Trap) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 52:32 (Boston Crab) by 4 (Guest Referee: Gary El Gordo). |
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| Card 4: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 322) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Wally Brick in 6 at 2:55 (Ankle Lock) by 88 (non-title).
FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" decked SOS/OMR: Demolition Man at 29:02 (The Super Stabber) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Jimmy Roth in 6 at 4:10 (Ankle Lock) by 75 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Mr. 1-2-3 in 6 at 1:57 (Ankle Lock) by 105 (non-title).
IMT/47: Flatten the Curve decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 21:35 (Eat Bugs Like Gates Says) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 42:45 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in London (Attendance: 312) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked Randy Whitfield in 6 at 1:03 (Ankle Lock) by 104 (non-title).
FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" won over He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 11 at 1:40 (Brainbuster) by 93 (return match).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Steve Shields in 6 at 2:02 (Ankle Lock) by 135 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Vincent Valor in 6 at 6:00 (Ankle Lock) by 86 (non-title).
COT: Chaos Machine defeated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:25 (Chaos Theory) by 4 (Guest Referee: The Science Teacher).
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux decked SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin at 32:01 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 797) |
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Martin Dean annihilated Flex Lewis at 8:45 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 34.
Jason Voorhees over FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin in 5 at 7:50 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Phil Dukes in 6 at 3:57 (Ankle Lock) by 81 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Johnny Ice in 6 at 4:40 (Ankle Lock) by 70 (non-title).
Jason Voorhees* and He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe defeated The Apex Predator and Flex Lewis* at 7:53 (The Victim) by 18.
Main event: EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed EDGE: 976-EVIL at 40:39 (Boston Crab) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS/OMR: Nigerian Nightmare). |
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| Card 7: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 258) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 6:59 (Ankle Lock) by 69 (non-title).
SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR annihilated COT: Mammoth Machine at 29:30 (Shatter with Reesemart Light Tube) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Mike Taylor in 6 at 1:56 (Ankle Lock) by 107 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed The Glass Jaw in 6 at 2:30 (Ankle Lock) by 99 (non-title).
COT: Order Machine and Chaos Machine* outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 29:21 (Spike Piledriver) by 2.
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine destroyed EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 34:43 (Shadowban) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 829) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Drake in 6 at 6:31 (Ankle Lock) by 70 (non-title).
SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR bested EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:38 (Shatter with Reesemart Light Tube) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Fred Brown in 6 at 2:26 (Ankle Lock) by 136 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Professor Wrassle in 6 at 3:45 (Ankle Lock) by 110 (non-title).
COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine*, and Mammoth Machine bested IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* at 28:54 (Doomsday Eye Gouge) by 5.
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine defeated IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 46:23 (Shadowban) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 254) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Bruce Vanquish in 7 at 7:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 28 (non-title).
SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR tied IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 12:15 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle overpowered Fred Brown in 6 at 0:21 (Ankle Lock) by 136 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Henry O. in 6 at 2:25 (Ankle Lock) by 122 (non-title).
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine decked EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 15:52 (Shadowban) by 8. |
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| Card 10: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 638) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Neil B. Formee at 2:56 (Boston Crab) by 157 (non-title).
East Coast title: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle beat SOS/SIENAMART: "Reese's Brother" Ronald Rutledge at 27:10 (Fly Trap) by 2.
He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe overpowered Fred Brown in 6 at 3:23 (Rear Naked Choke) by 77.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Max "Two Punch" Powers in 6 at 6:18 (Ankle Lock) by 89 (non-title).
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine defeated COT: Order Machine at 50:41 (Shadowban) by 1. |
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| Card 11: Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 560) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 0:18 (Shoulder Breaker) by 136 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 28:33 (RV is Toast) by 3.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 2:45 (Ankle Lock) by 104 (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine over The Apex Predator in 12 at 2:36 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine destroyed SOS/SIENAMART: Deathmatch Danielle from HR at 27:09 (Shadowban) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 377) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned The Greater Cheese Grater at 1:16 (Boston Crab) by 121 (non-title).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle decked SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 29:42 (Fly Trap) by 2.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Curt Gold in 6 at 3:10 (Ankle Lock) by 91 (non-title).
COT: Shadow Machine bested EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:23 (Shadowban) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar).
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine overpowered SOS/SIENAMART: Man in Burreeseto Costume at 16:19 (Shadowban) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 310) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 4:08 (Boston Crab) by 124 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 28:43 (Bonk with Reesemart Skillet) by 1.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Charlie Ford in 6 at 4:36 (Ankle Lock) by 114 (non-title).
COT: Shadow Machine overpowered IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 27:50 (Shadowban) by 4 (Guest Referee: Drake).
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine beat SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar at 38:59 (Shadowban) by 4 (Guest Referee: MiG-29 "Fulcrum"). |
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| Card 14: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 342) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 1 at 4:39 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
SOS/SIENAMART: Allah Snackbar, Lord of the Snack Bar drew EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle (Time Limit).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Dr. Blank in 6 at 3:29 (Ankle Lock) by 97 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones defeated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:03 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 1.
Main event: COT: Shadow Machine outmuscled COT: Super Ghost Machine at 45:42 (Shadowban) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 379) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Frank's Friend Kyle in 14 at 0:42 (Superplex) by 144 (non-title).
TV title: SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly bested EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 27:58 (Bear Hug) by 4 (Guest Referee: Brutal Bud Rose).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Tim McCormick in 1 at 1:45 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:14 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 2.
Main event: SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly tied COT: Shadow Machine at 8:44 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 16: Held in Bari (Attendance: 271) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 6:41 (Ankle Lock) by 73 (non-title).
SOS/SIENAMART: Store Greeter Frank Friendly defeated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 24:15 (Bear Hug) by 6 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Dandy Davis in 2 at 2:31 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
COT: Order Machine won over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:03 (Order of Magnitude) by 3.
Main event: IMT/47: Flatten the Curve defeated COT: Shadow Machine at 27:27 (Eat Bugs Like Gates Says) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Pensacola (Attendance: 359) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers was awarded a quick $1,000 when EDGE: 976-EVIL flipped him into some chairs at ringside.
EDGE: 976-EVIL picked up $1,100 in imaginary money after EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle collected $1,200 when COT: Order Machine threw him over the turnbuckle.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux was awarded a quick $1,300 when COT: Shadow Machine threw him between the ropes.
COT: Shadow Machine won $1,400 after he was thrown onto the steps by COT: Order Machine.
COT: Mammoth Machine was awarded $1,500 in imaginary earnings after EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay threw him onto the concrete floor.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay pocketed $1,600 when COT: Chaos Machine hurled him out of the ring.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won an imaginary $1,700 after he was thrown onto the concrete floor by COT: Order Machine.
COT: Super Ghost Machine was awarded a cool $1,800 when COT: Chaos Machine flipped him out of the ring.
COT: Chaos Machine snatched $1,900 when COT: Jurassic Machine flung him onto the announcer's table.
COT: Order Machine nabbed a quick $2,000 after COT: Jurassic Machine threw him out.
COT: Jurassic Machine was the winner of the battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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