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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #136 -- NOVEMBER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 6,944) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Stink Boy in 3 at 2:08 (Count Out).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 4:41 (Flying Dropkick) by 74.
Pacific Northwest title: C4/Defender: Orthrus II defeated IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 24:09 (Geryon's Cattle II) by 10.
COT: Mammoth Machine decked Fred Brown in 6 at 2:38 (Mounted Punches) by 130.
SOS: The Zombie King won over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: The Zombie King decked IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 22:08 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay outmuscled IMT/67: The New Normal at 29:59 (Pimp Slap) by 3.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie King drew VIRUS: Hammer at 4:44 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 2: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 2,674) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre over Stink Boy in 3 at 4:41 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 7:58 (Mounted Punches) by 65.
C4/Defender: Orthrus I defeated SOS: The Zombie Knight at 27:30 (Geryon's Cattle I) by 1.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 1:28 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:04 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: The Zombie King defeated IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 21:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle bested IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 28:04 (Fly Trap) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre destroyed VIRUS: Hammer at 29:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Muskegon (Attendance: 1,850) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Stink Boy in 2 at 6:34 (Count Out).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 5:11 (Flying Dropkick) by 59.
Rocky Mountains title: C4/Defender: Cerberus III defeated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 27:03 (Hades Gate III) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 3:09 (Mounted Punches) by 96.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Professor Wrassle in 1 at 4:08 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS: The Zombie King tied SOS: The Zombie Prince at 3:45 (No Contest).
EDGE: 976-EVIL drew VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 4:32 (No Contest).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre destroyed VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 36:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Managua (Attendance: 5,414) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine over Stink Boy in 2 at 11:23 (Count Out).
SOS: The Zombie King annihilated Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 2:57 (Hammerlock) by 62 (non-title).
VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov beat Charles "Chuckles" McLean in 6 at 4:20 (Hammerlock) by 87.
COT: Mammoth Machine beat Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 4:12 (Mounted Punches) by 96.
SOS: The Zombie King decked EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: The Zombie Queen bested VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 24:08 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
SOS: The Zombie Prince beat VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 28:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre annihilated IMT/67: The New Normal at 44:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (Guest Referee: C4/Defender: Cerberus II). |
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| Card 5: Held in Amman (Attendance: 3,203) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Stink Man in 10 at 1:39 (Crescent Kick) by 100.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Al the Hacksaw at 1:09 (Thumb to the Elrod) by 137.
VIRUS: Maxim Lazovsky defeated "Unbreakable" Freddie Diamond in 6 at 2:00 (Mounted Punches) by 96.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Curt Gold in 6 at 3:45 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre beat EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:46 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
Northeast title: C4/Defender: Cerberus II decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:29 (Hades Gate II) by 4.
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda* outmuscled The Super Apartment Super and The Science Teacher* in 6 at 10:34 (Palm Strike) by 41.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned SOS: The Zombie Knight at 38:17 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Venice (Attendance: 2,209) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Bob in 6 at 2:34 (Flying Dropkick) by 68.
SOS: The Zombie Knight annihilated VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 28:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Peter Lawler in 6 at 2:19 (Flying Dropkick) by 86.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Curt Gold in 6 at 2:33 (Mounted Punches) by 80.
TV title: SOS: The Zombie Court Jester annihilated SOS: The Zombie King at 27:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva decked COT: Super Ghost Machine at 16:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 13.
C4/Defender: Orthrus II and Orthrus I* outmuscled VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 23:21 (Geryon's Cattle I) by 10.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 59:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 8,619) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Bob in 2 at 27:47 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
COT: Mammoth Machine decked VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 27:40 (Mammoth Thumb to the Eye) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Peter Lawler in 6 at 6:31 (Mounted Punches) by 77.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Charlie Ford in 6 at 4:10 (Flying Dropkick) by 100.
SOS: The Zombie Court Jester destroyed EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 15:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title) (Guest Referee: The Greater Cheese Grater).
VIRUS: Oleg Smorodinov pinned Gary El Gordo in 6 at 6:22 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97.
C4/Defender: Cerberus II and Cerberus I* decked VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 23:37 (Hades Gate I) by 10.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 18:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 11. |
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| Card 8: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 7,706) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine over Bob in 2 at 12:23 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway tied SOS: The Zombie King (Time Limit) (ladder).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Jimmy Roth in 2 at 29:42 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Charlie Ford in 6 at 2:00 (Mounted Punches) by 91.
SOS: The Zombie Court Jester outmuscled IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 11:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 12 (non-title).
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda beat Runaway Circus Clown in 6 at 7:09 (Mounted Punches) by 63.
League Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda* and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva* in 14 at 10:08 (Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 38:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 6,589) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Wally Brick at 2:40 (RV is Toast) by 149.
SOS: The Zombie Queen beat VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Jimmy Roth in 6 at 6:20 (Mounted Punches) by 69.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Dr. Blank in 6 at 4:34 (Flying Dropkick) by 93.
SOS: The Zombie Knight bested SOS: The Zombie King at 28:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre overpowered IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones at 29:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve beat VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 20:21 (Kung Fu Chicken) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre annihilated COT: Mammoth Machine at 52:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 4,714) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over The Fishy Fisherman in 1 at 6:13 (Count Out).
East Coast title: SOS: The Zombie Princess overpowered VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 17:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Steve Shields in 1 at 10:25 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Dr. Blank in 6 at 6:06 (Mounted Punches) by 84.
SOS: The Zombie Knight destroyed COT: Super Ghost Machine at 10:52 (Cobra Clutch) by 15.
VIRUS: Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda decked Johnny Ice in 6 at 2:04 (Palm Strike) by 77.
TV Tag-team titles: C4/Defender: Orthrus II and Orthrus I* bested IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 29:27 (Geryon's Cattle I) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre defeated SOS: The Zombie Prince at 46:30 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 2,542) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 5:31 (Mounted Punches) by 51.
SOS: The Zombie Princess annihilated COT: Mammoth Machine at 15:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Gary El Gordo).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva over Steve Shields in 1 at 0:30 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
VIRUS: Hammer decked Dr. Blank in 6 at 2:16 (Headbutt) by 95 (non-title).
SOS: The Zombie Queen pinned SOS: The Zombie King at 29:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 4 (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine defeated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 12:46 (Mammoth Thumb to the Eye) by 15.
C4/Defender: Cerberus II and Cerberus I* annihilated IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 27:38 (Hades Gate I) by 3.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Queen outmuscled VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 39:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 8,116) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Neil B. Formee in 6 at 4:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 58.
SOS: The Zombie Princess destroyed EDGE: 976-EVIL at 20:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 10 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Steve Shields in 6 at 1:15 (Mounted Punches) by 109.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Tim McCormick in 6 at 2:04 (Flying Dropkick) by 86.
SOS: The Zombie King beat IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones at 27:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pinned COT: Super Ghost Machine at 15:39 (Fly Trap) by 11.
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda* and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda destroyed IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 21:53 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Queen pinned EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 44:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (Guest Referee: C4/Defender: Cerberus II). |
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| Card 13: Held in Jerusalem (Attendance: 1,900) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 1 at 4:44 (Count Out).
SOS: The Zombie Princess defeated IMT/67: The New Normal at 15:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 11 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Phil Dukes in 6 at 3:07 (Flying Dropkick) by 94.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Tim McCormick in 6 at 2:17 (Mounted Punches) by 77.
SOS: The Zombie King over COT: Super Ghost Machine in 13 at 7:10 (Count Out).
EDGE: 976-EVIL won over COT: Super Ghost Machine at 13:30 (Evil Calls) by 11.
TV Six-man titles: IMT/67: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th outmuscled Wally Brick, Steve Shields*, and Fred Brown in 12 at 2:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 133.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Queen decked EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 34:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 3,325) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 1:15 (Palm Strike) by 130.
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested SOS: The Zombie Knight at 27:38 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Phil Dukes in 6 at 2:03 (Mounted Punches) by 85.
COT: Mammoth Machine overpowered Tim McCormick in 6 at 6:44 (Mounted Punches) by 77.
COT: Mammoth Machine defeated SOS: The Zombie King at 29:42 (Mammoth Thumb to the Eye) by 1.
IMT/67: The New Normal annihilated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 21:37 (The 26 at 10 Passport) by 10.
VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov*, Maxim Lazovsky, and Oleg Smorodinov defeated C4/Defender: Warg*, Orthrus II, and Orthrus I at 28:52 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Queen destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 29:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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| Card 15: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 5,827) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned The Greater Cheese Grater at 4:37 (RV is Toast) by 109.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated SOS: The Zombie King at 27:59 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Mike Taylor in 1 at 7:12 (Count Out).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Dandy Davis in 6 at 6:09 (Flying Dropkick) by 94.
SOS: The Zombie King destroyed EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 29:40 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 29:31 (Lockdowns Now Lockdowns Forever!) by 5.
C4/Defender: Warg*, Orthrus II, and Orthrus I won over IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* at 29:00 (Wargantula) by 1.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Queen bested EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 1,638) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked "Clever" Cliff Cleaver in 10 at 2:24 (Crescent Kick) by 102.
SOS: The Zombie King won over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 29:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Mike Taylor in 6 at 1:12 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Dandy Davis in 2 at 5:02 (Count Out).
SOS: The Zombie King overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 27:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Southwest title: COT: Super Ghost Machine decked SOS: The Zombie Prince in 12 at 29:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 0.
VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov*, Maxim Lazovsky, and Oleg Smorodinov outmuscled C4/Defender: Cerberus III*, Cerberus II, and Cerberus I at 28:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Queen over COT: Super Ghost Machine in 13 at 6:12 (Disqualification: razor in boot). |
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| Card 17: Held in Destin (Attendance: 8,378) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 2 at 14:37 (Count Out).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:10 (Superplex) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Fred Brown in 6 at 1:16 (Flying Dropkick) by 139.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Outlaw Ben Slick in 1 at 3:17 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS: The Zombie King outmuscled EDGE: 976-EVIL at 27:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Great Lakes title: C4/Defender: Cerberus I overpowered IMT/67: The New Normal at 23:51 (Hades Gate I) by 6 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva).
C4/Defender: Cerberus III*, Cerberus II, and Cerberus I beat IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* at 29:26 (Hades Gate III) by 1. |
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| Card 18: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 4,906) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 6:01 (Hammerlock) by 79.
Southeast title: C4/Defender: Warg won over COT: Mammoth Machine at 29:03 (Wargantula) by 1.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Fred Brown in 6 at 0:49 (Mounted Punches) by 130.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 1:58 (Mounted Punches) by 82.
SOS: The Zombie King annihilated IMT/67: The New Normal at 28:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
COT: Mammoth Machine tied IMT/67: We Are In This Together at 3:06 (Double Count Out) (Elrod on a pole).
League Six-man titles: VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov*, Maxim Lazovsky, and Oleg Smorodinov outmuscled IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* at 27:22 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 7,578) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine got an imaginary $1,000 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre threw him out of the ring.
COT: Mammoth Machine was awarded $1,100 after EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers threw him through the ropes.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn collected an imaginary $1,200 when he got hurled into some fans at ringside by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva.
C4/Defender: Cerberus I snatched $1,300 after EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane hurled him out.
C4/Defender: Orthrus I got a cool $1,400 when he was thrown out by EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pocketed $1,500 when he got thrown into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay.
VIRUS: Hammer snatched $1,600 when he got thrown out by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri earned $1,700 when he got tossed over the top rope by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers and EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay.
EDGE: 976-EVIL and EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane were awarded $1,800 and $1,900, respectively, when they got tossed onto the steps by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux snatched $2,000 when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva flung him onto the announcer's table.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay made $2,100 when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson threw him between the ropes.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers got $2,200 when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway threw him into some fans at ringside.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson received $2,300 in imaginary earnings after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva threw him out.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva received an imaginary $2,400 after being flipped out by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway received $2,500 when he was tossed out by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre was the winner of the HAL battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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