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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #116 -- SEPTEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 2,080) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Stink Boy in 4 at 4:37 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Frank N. Stein in 6 at 2:41 (Crescent Kick) by 65 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over FREEDOM FUNZION: Mike Adams "The Canada Giant" in 13 at 6:46 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Jimmy Roth in 6 at 5:33 (Crescent Kick) by 85 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Dr. Blank in 1 at 5:06 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title).
COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs beat IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 24:01 (Freshman Dreams) by 7.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked CURE: Hammer at 29:45 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine won over COT: Order Machine at 39:46 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 1 (Guest Referee: IMT/47: The New Normal). |
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| Card 2: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 2,672) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Stink Boy in 9 at 6:59 (Headbutt) by 75 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 5:00 (Flying Dropkick) by 67.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over FREEDOM FUNZION: Jeremy "Kane" Potvin in 14 at 10:19 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Steve Shields in 6 at 1:24 (Flying Dropkick) by 123.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux defeated Tim McCormick in 6 at 2:50 (Flying Dropkick) by 97.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" at 27:46 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 1 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Bruce Vanquish).
COT: Chaos Machine decked COT: Super Ghost Machine at 28:43 (Chaos Theory) by 1 (Guest Referee: Opposite Man).
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine beat EDGE: 976-EVIL at 34:28 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 9,093) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Stink Man in 12 at 4:21 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 113.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 3:21 (Crescent Kick) by 72 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Killmonger at 0:51 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 133 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Steve Shields in 6 at 2:46 (Crescent Kick) by 128 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Tim McCormick in 6 at 2:58 (Crescent Kick) by 102 (non-title).
Southeast title: COT: Shadow Machine overpowered COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns at 27:16 (Shadowban) by 3.
COT: Mammoth Machine overpowered IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 16:07 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 7.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 34:47 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 6,296) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux pinned Bob in 6 at 6:56 (Flying Dropkick) by 74.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 3:15 (Flying Dropkick) by 74.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Foreman Frank in 8 at 4:21 (Flying Dropkick) by 124 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered Phil Dukes in 6 at 5:00 (Flying Dropkick) by 84.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux beat Dandy Davis in 6 at 5:32 (Flying Dropkick) by 79.
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns at 23:56 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 9 (non-title).
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay beat IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 18:01 (Pimp Slap) by 6.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine beat IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 19:03 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 12. |
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| Card 5: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 4,354) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Bob in 2 at 2:00 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Al the Hacksaw in 6 at 4:14 (Crescent Kick) by 79 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Gold Bond in 8 at 1:41 (Flying Dropkick) by 86 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Phil Dukes in 6 at 2:53 (Crescent Kick) by 89 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Dandy Davis in 6 at 3:25 (Crescent Kick) by 84 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones decked CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 24:06 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 6.
Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle overpowered CURE: Hammer at 29:00 (Fly Trap) by 2.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 18:51 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 12. |
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| Card 6: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 8,094) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Wally Brick in 2 at 10:45 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered The Garbage Man in 6 at 7:58 (Crescent Kick) by 72 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Mountain Man in 6 at 5:15 (Crescent Kick) by 99 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed Mike Taylor in 6 at 1:04 (Flying Dropkick) by 119.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 93.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 29:47 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam* and Glass City Assassin Havoc overpowered IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 22:17 (Glass City Beatdown) by 8.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium at 19:21 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 7. |
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| Card 7: Held in Lexington (Attendance: 3,619) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Martin Dean in 6 at 5:13 (Crescent Kick) by 73 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Rollercoaster Randy in 1 at 3:10 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated Drew Blood in 6 at 3:56 (Crescent Kick) by 94 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Mike Taylor in 6 at 0:59 (Crescent Kick) by 124 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 5:11 (Crescent Kick) by 98 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over "Unbreakable" Freddie Diamond in 6 at 4:27 (Crescent Kick) by 97 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam* and Glass City Assassin Havoc overpowered COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* at 11:16 (Glass City Beatdown) by 13.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned CURE: Hammer at 31:08 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 2,712) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 4:38 (Flying Dropkick) by 58.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat K-Dog at 2:00 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 154 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Herald Hark in 6 at 2:34 (Crescent Kick) by 120 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Fred Brown in 6 at 1:06 (Flying Dropkick) by 132.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane tied COT: Super Ghost Machine at 23:22 (Double Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated SOS/OMR: Demolition Man in 14 at 6:51 (Superplex) by 28 (non-title).
COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs* and COT: Shadow Machine annihilated COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* at 15:28 (Mulekick) by 11.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" at 34:47 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 1 (Guest Referee: MiG-15 "Falcon"). |
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| Card 9: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 9,086) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 5:32 (Crescent Kick) by 63 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Mr. Magic in 3 at 9:46 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Gordon Bomber in 6 at 4:20 (Crescent Kick) by 85 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Fred Brown in 6 at 0:32 (Crescent Kick) by 137 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:43 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 1 (Guest Referee: SOS/AI: The Demon).
EDGE: 976-EVIL won over CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 28:37 (Evil Calls) by 3.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* won over COT: Jurassic Machine and Mammoth Machine* at 29:43 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 5.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns at 16:16 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 3,935) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux bested Neil B. Formee at 0:46 (Brainbuster) by 147.
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Hilarity in 12 at 0:55 (Backbreaker) by 151 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Opposite Man in 3 at 0:57 (Disqualification: nail file) (non-title).
COT: Order Machine destroyed Fred Brown in 6 at 0:37 (Crescent Kick) by 137 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:54 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 4.
TV title: COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled COT: Super Ghost Machine at 28:58 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 3.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th annihilated Wally Brick*, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, and Fred Brown in 13 at 4:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 110.
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine won over COT: Super Ghost Machine at 42:30 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 5,400) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by 137.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Evil Evan in 6 at 2:32 (Crescent Kick) by 55 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Coldstone Carlton in 6 at 2:19 (Crescent Kick) by 94 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 4:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 110.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat BAZINGO the Magical Maniacal Clown in 6 at 12:54 (Crescent Kick) by 16 (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine defeated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 29:57 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 4 (non-title).
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th pinned COT: Shadow Machine*, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine at 23:34 (Point Flow Passport) by 7.
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine bested CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 19:13 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 12. |
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| Card 12: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 6,986) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 2:48 (Headbutt) by 137 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 18:36 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 8 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 13:00 (RV is Toast) by 12.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 3:59 (Crescent Kick) by 115 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over The Apex Predator in 6 at 12:11 (Crescent Kick) by 15 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over SOS/AI: The Demon in 13 at 28:01 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine pinned IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 49:43 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 1,720) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed The Greater Cheese Grater at 0:34 (Brainbuster) by 129.
West Coast title: IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th beat CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 27:28 (12th Booster) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine defeated CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 13:14 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 12 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Curt Gold in 1 at 5:32 (Count Out).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Flex Lewis in 14 at 4:53 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 20:28 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 6.
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 41:41 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 2,273) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated Moose at 1:04 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 135 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 29:00 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over VIRUS: "Mr. Mucho" Juan Peso in 12 at 7:12 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Curt Gold in 1 at 1:54 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium at 20:41 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 7 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:14 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 3.
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine pinned EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 28:10 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 10. |
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| Card 15: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 6,413) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux destroyed "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 4:24 (Brainbuster) by 119.
Great Lakes title: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway outmuscled IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 21:58 (Brainbuster) by 7.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated Peter Lawler in 6 at 2:34 (Flying Dropkick) by 103.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled Charlie Ford in 6 at 2:51 (Flying Dropkick) by 113.
IMT/47: The New Normal pinned COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium at 27:55 (Point Flow Passport) by 4.
Central Plains title: COT: Super Ghost Machine decked EDGE: 976-EVIL at 29:37 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 3.
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine overpowered EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 33:18 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 4. |
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| Card 16: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 2,877) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux won over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 7:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 60.
Northeast title: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium at 23:57 (The Preppy Killer) by 6.
COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Peter Lawler in 6 at 1:22 (Crescent Kick) by 108 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Charlie Ford in 6 at 0:32 (Crescent Kick) by 118 (non-title).
EDGE: 976-EVIL pinned COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 29:42 (Evil Calls) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine annihilated IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 15:23 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 12 (non-title).
Main event: COT: Mammoth Machine decked EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 29:34 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Bern (Attendance: 2,493) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 0:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 111 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:40 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 1 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Butch Bourbon).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Jimmy Roth in 2 at 21:34 (Count Out).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux over Dr. Blank in 1 at 4:49 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones outmuscled COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc at 29:19 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 3.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 14 at 10:17 (Count Out) (non-title). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 9,197) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson collected $1,000 after he got tossed over the top rope by COT: Mammoth Machine.
COT: Shadow Machine grabbed $1,100 after COT: Order Machine catapulted him out.
CURE: Hammer nabbed $1,200 in imaginary earnings after COT: Jurassic Machine threw him onto the concrete floor.
COT: Order Machine made $1,300 after getting hurled out by COT: Super Ghost Machine.
COT: Super Ghost Machine received $1,400 after he got flung out by COT: Chaos Machine.
COT: Chaos Machine was given $1,500 when he got thrown out by COT: Mammoth Machine.
COT: Jurassic Machine snatched $1,600 after COT: Mammoth Machine threw him onto the steps.
COT: Mammoth Machine won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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