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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE

BULLETIN #33 -- DECEMBER 2020

Card 1: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 906)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay over Stink Boy at 6:30 (Disqualification: razor in boot) (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay over Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings at 8:30 (Count Out) (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay bested Curt Gold at 2:46 (Headbutt) by 88 (non-title).
AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Ganja won over IMT: 976-EVIL at 27:11 (For Jamaica Mon) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: IMT: We Are In This Together and The New Normal* destroyed IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle* and 976-EVIL at 28:14 (Covid Vacation) by 5.

Main event: IMT: Andrew Dice Clay outmuscled IMT: 976-EVIL at 41:36 (Out of Nowhere) by 3.

Card 2: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 262)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay pinned Stink Man at 0:40 (Superplex) by 135 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay annihilated Frank's Friend Kyle at 3:34 (Headbutt) by 70 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay overpowered Charlie Ford at 3:10 (Headbutt) by 95 (non-title).
IMT: 976-EVIL decked AI: "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 28:29 (Evil Calls) by 2.
VIRUS/COH: Mike Vendetta and Roderick Rampage* pinned IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle and 976-EVIL* at 29:43 (Stunner) by 3.
Main event: IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane tied IMT: Andrew Dice Clay (Time Limit).

Card 3: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 592)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay over Bob at 29:38 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay destroyed Al the Hacksaw at 0:25 (Superplex) by 135 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay overpowered Dr. Blank at 1:35 (Headbutt) by 98 (non-title).
Kanto title: IMT: Flatten the Curve pinned AI: "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 15:00 (My Body My Choice) by 6.

International Six-man titles: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers, Bloodsport Frank Dux, and Andrew Dice Clay over AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier, "Rastafarian Warrior" Ganja, and "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 2:38 (Disqualification: pushed ref).

Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled IMT: Andrew Dice Clay at 45:08 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.

Card 4: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 850)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay over Wally Brick at 2:47 (Count Out) (non-title).
VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn won over Al the Hacksaw at 0:24 (Boston Crab) by 140.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay pinned Tim McCormick at 4:58 (Headbutt) by 103 (non-title).
VIRUS/COH: Ace Anderson pinned AI: "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 15:13 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 10 (non-title).
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane, Martin the Fly Brundle, and 976-EVIL* defeated AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier*, "Rastafarian Warrior" Ganja, and "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 9:32 (RV is Toast) by 21.
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled AI: "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 39:49 (The Preppy Killer) by 6.

Card 5: Held in Houston (Attendance: 366)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay destroyed Martin Dean at 2:51 (Out of Nowhere) by 150 (non-title).
AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier beat IMT: 976-EVIL at 28:57 (Marley Plex) by 3.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay over Dandy Davis at 4:22 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle beat IMT: 976-EVIL at 29:43 (Fly Trap) by 1.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux, Martin the Fly Brundle*, and 976-EVIL pinned AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier, "Rastafarian Warrior" Ganja*, and "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace at 11:22 (Superplex) by 20.
Main event: IMT: Flatten the Curve tied IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers (Time Limit).

Card 6: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 958)

IMT: 976-EVIL annihilated Martin Dean at 2:27 (Evil Calls) by 147 (non-title).
VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn annihilated AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier at 27:12 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay outmuscled Outlaw Ben Slick at 4:24 (Headbutt) by 107 (non-title).
IMT: We Are In This Together bested IMT: 976-EVIL at 27:25 (Covid Vacation) by 2.
AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Indica*, "Rastafarian Warrior" Dreadlock, and "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa outmuscled AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier, "Rastafarian Warrior" Ganja, and "Straight Arrogance" Jeremy Nace* at 16:58 (Redemption Bomb) by 10.
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Buffalo Soldier at 30:25 (The Preppy Killer) by 1.

Card 7: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 404)

VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn outmuscled Martin Dean at 0:22 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 152.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested IMT: 976-EVIL at 28:34 (The Preppy Killer) by 4.
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed IMT: 976-EVIL at 28:12 (RV is Toast) by 3.
IMT: The New Normal outmuscled IMT: 976-EVIL at 29:48 (Check Your Privilege!) by 3.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers*, Bloodsport Frank Dux, and Andrew Dice Clay annihilated AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Indica, "Rastafarian Warrior" Dreadlock, and "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa* at 17:53 (The Preppy Killer) by 7.
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Ganja at 59:18 (The Preppy Killer) by 3.

Card 8: Held in Seville (Attendance: 501)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay won over The Fishy Fisherman at 2:38 (Headbutt) by 61 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay defeated Peter Lawler at 4:43 (Headbutt) by 119 (non-title).
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned VIRUS/COH: Mike Vendetta at 29:08 (RV is Toast) by 2.
IMT: Flatten the Curve overpowered IMT: 976-EVIL at 28:11 (My Body My Choice) by 4.
League Six-man titles: IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane, Martin the Fly Brundle*, and 976-EVIL annihilated AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Indica*, "Rastafarian Warrior" Dreadlock, and "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa at 15:59 (RV is Toast) by 11.

Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:00 (The Preppy Killer) by 8.

Card 9: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 880)

VIRUS/COH: Ace Anderson bested Drake at 1:07 (Superplex) by 142.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay annihilated Jimmy Roth at 5:24 (Headbutt) by 67 (non-title).
Shikoku title: AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa destroyed IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:54 (Praise Jah) by 5.

IMT: 976-EVIL destroyed IMT: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 28:14 (Evil Calls) by 1.
IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux, Martin the Fly Brundle, and 976-EVIL* annihilated AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Indica*, "Rastafarian Warrior" Dreadlock, and "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa at 23:16 (Superplex) by 10.
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle at 47:56 (The Preppy Killer) by 3.

Card 10: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 593)

VIRUS/COH: Ace Anderson bested Bruce Vanquish at 2:02 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 106.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay beat Steve Shields at 0:49 (Headbutt) by 125 (non-title).
IMT: 976-EVIL destroyed IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:22 (Evil Calls) by 4.
International title: VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn beat IMT: 976-EVIL at 27:53 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.

Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Dreadlock at 53:08 (The Preppy Killer) by 5.

Card 11: Held in Munich (Attendance: 745)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay won over Neil B. Formee at 0:16 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 137 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay outmuscled Phil Dukes at 1:59 (Headbutt) by 78 (non-title).
Junior Heavyweight title: IMT: 976-EVIL outmuscled AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Dreadlock at 28:45 (Evil Calls) by 1.

VIRUS/COH: Ace Anderson won over IMT: 976-EVIL at 20:49 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8 (non-title).
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled IMT: Obey Or Get Canceled the 13th at 55:14 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.

Card 12: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 791)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay decked "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 1:47 (Palm Strike) by 135 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay pinned Mike Taylor at 1:26 (Headbutt) by 117 (non-title).
VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn over Vincent Valor at 4:40 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
IMT: Flatten the Curve pinned VIRUS/COH: Roderick Rampage at 28:27 (My Body My Choice) by 4.
Main event: IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa at 44:52 (The Preppy Killer) by 3.

Card 13: Held in Spokane (Attendance: 599)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay destroyed The Greater Cheese Grater at 4:31 (Out of Nowhere) by 124 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay destroyed Fred Brown at 0:17 (Headbutt) by 129 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay won over Professor Wrassle at 5:24 (Headbutt) by 95 (non-title).
International Tag-team titles: VIRUS/COH: Mike Vendetta* and Roderick Rampage outmuscled IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Mr. Diehard John McClane at 19:29 (Stunner) by 6.

Main event: VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn pinned IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 30:33 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

Card 14: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 779)

IMT: Andrew Dice Clay decked "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 1:35 (Headbutt) by 78 (non-title).
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay overpowered Duffy Wolfe at 4:23 (Headbutt) by 98 (non-title).
AI: "Rastafarian Warrior" Sativa outmuscled IMT: 976-EVIL at 29:26 (Praise Jah) by 1.
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle* and 976-EVIL bested IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers* and Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:32 (Fly Trap) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/COH: Ace Anderson bested VIRUS/COH: Duke Sinn at 58:40 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.

Battle Royal: Held in Florence (Attendance: 924)

IMT: Bloodsport Frank Dux won $1,000 after IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle tossed him out.
IMT: Andrew Dice Clay snatched $1,100 when IMT: 976-EVIL tossed him between the ropes.
IMT: 976-EVIL received $1,200 after IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers hurled him onto the apron.
IMT: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers was paid $1,300 after IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane threw him out.
IMT: Martin the Fly Brundle made $1,400 after IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane threw him out.
IMT: Mr. Diehard John McClane was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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