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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #120 -- DECEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 914) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine over Stink Boy in 4 at 15:57 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Frank's Friend Kyle in 9 at 5:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 89 (non-title).
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway outmuscled IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 29:39 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2 (non-title) (Guest Referee: COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 3:23 (Palm Strike) by 104 (non-title).
Central Plains title: COT: Glass City Assassin Delirium overpowered EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 17:16 (Land of Delusion) by 8.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th over Drake*, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, and Henry O. in 2 at 23:31 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway drew COT: Super Ghost Machine at 13:24 (No Contest). |
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| Card 2: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 815) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine over Stink Boy in 4 at 4:04 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
COT: Mammoth Machine bested Frank's Friend Kyle in 9 at 1:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
COT: Chaos Machine beat CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:12 (Chaos Theory) by 4.
COT: Mammoth Machine beat Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 1:51 (Palm Strike) by 104.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:08 (12th Booster) by 4.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th annihilated COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine*, and Mammoth Machine at 28:59 (Point Flow Passport) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/AI: The Demon).
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 52:18 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 436) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine bested Stink Man in 12 at 4:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 112.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Al the Hacksaw at 1:14 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 162 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over SOS/SIENAMART: Siena Martin in 13 at 8:22 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Curt Gold in 6 at 7:56 (Palm Strike) by 72 (non-title).
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam bested EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 29:13 (Bedlam Bomb) by 3.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 37:06 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Basel (Attendance: 869) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway annihilated Bob in 6 at 1:56 (Headbutt) by 91 (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated Al the Hacksaw in 12 at 1:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 135.
Southwest title: CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson destroyed COT: Mammoth Machine at 29:37 (Superplex) by 3.
COT: Mammoth Machine pinned Curt Gold in 6 at 2:42 (Palm Strike) by 72.
COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc outmuscled IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:42 (Glass Case of Emotion) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Jurassic Machine).
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 38:03 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/IND: Last Minute Tuesday). |
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| Card 5: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 678) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Bob in 6 at 4:51 (Palm Strike) by 82 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 18:49 (The Preppy Killer) by 13 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled Peter Lawler in 6 at 6:24 (Palm Strike) by 94 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Charlie Ford in 6 at 2:51 (Palm Strike) by 106 (non-title).
IMT/47: We Are In This Together beat COT/MULES: Malcolm "Formerly Known as Twitter" at 29:11 (The Cycle of Death) by 1.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine beat CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 35:46 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 9. |
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| Card 6: Held in Rio de Janeiro (Attendance: 989) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine beat Bob in 6 at 2:28 (Palm Strike) by 82.
CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn bested Phil Dukes in 6 at 2:40 (Crescent Kick) by 89.
COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled Peter Lawler in 6 at 6:05 (Palm Strike) by 94.
COT: Mammoth Machine overpowered Charlie Ford in 6 at 2:28 (Palm Strike) by 106.
IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th beat COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns at 20:14 (12th Booster) by 6.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 45:46 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 2 (Guest Referee: Drake). |
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| Card 7: Held in Venice (Attendance: 924) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine won over Wally Brick at 2:22 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 138.
Mid-Atlantic title: COT/MULES: "Big Money" Amillion Buggs defeated CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 27:39 (Freshman Dreams) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Jimmy Roth in 6 at 6:44 (Palm Strike) by 78 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Dr. Blank in 2 at 6:28 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
Southeast title: COT: Shadow Machine beat EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:44 (Shadowban) by 3.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine beat IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 47:52 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 799) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine won over The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 5:43 (Crescent Kick) by 87 (non-title).
TV title: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 27:27 (The Preppy Killer) by 4.
COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated Jimmy Roth in 6 at 4:00 (Palm Strike) by 78.
COT: Mammoth Machine over Dr. Blank in 2 at 7:43 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
CURE: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 28:03 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2 (Guest Referee: EDGE: 976-EVIL).
Main event: CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva drew COT: Super Ghost Machine (Time Limit). |
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| Card 9: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 832) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 5:41 (Crescent Kick) by 87.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:57 (RV is Toast) by 2 (Guest Referee: LOTR: Violator).
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Steve Shields in 6 at 0:52 (Palm Strike) by 122 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Tim McCormick in 6 at 4:49 (Palm Strike) by 102 (non-title).
West Coast title: COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated CURE: Hammer at 17:19 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 9.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 44:51 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 3. |
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| Card 10: Held in Luna (Attendance: 795) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 1:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 137 (non-title).
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway defeated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.
COT: Mammoth Machine bested Steve Shields in 6 at 4:51 (Palm Strike) by 122.
COT: Mammoth Machine decked Tim McCormick in 6 at 1:39 (Palm Strike) by 102.
IMT/47: The New Normal decked COT: Mammoth Machine at 29:16 (Point Flow Passport) by 2 (Guest Referee: MiG-21 "Fishbed").
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered COT: Mammoth Machine at 44:22 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 2 (Guest Referee: MiG-29 "Fulcrum"). |
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| Card 11: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 557) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 1:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 137.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway bested IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 27:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Phil Dukes in 2 at 2:28 (Disqualification: refused to break choke) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine decked Dandy Davis in 6 at 2:28 (Palm Strike) by 81 (non-title).
IMT/47: We Are In This Together defeated EDGE: 976-EVIL at 27:14 (The Cycle of Death) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Glass City Assassin Havoc).
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine bested CURE: Hammer at 37:35 (Suplex I Learned from the Elrod) by 8. |
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| Card 12: Held in Macon (Attendance: 962) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine outmuscled The Greater Cheese Grater in 12 at 3:04 (Cobra Clutch) by 111.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway beat COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:08 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2 (non-title) (Guest Referee: SOS/AI: The Demon).
COT: Mammoth Machine over Phil Dukes in 2 at 6:30 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
COT: Mammoth Machine destroyed Dandy Davis in 6 at 1:59 (Palm Strike) by 81.
CURE: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* and "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre beat COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam* and Glass City Assassin Havoc at 19:53 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: COT: Order Machine outmuscled COT: Super Ghost Machine at 46:30 (Order of Magnitude) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 437) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine pinned "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 2:11 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 130.
COT: Order Machine bested CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:00 (Order of Magnitude) by 4.
COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Mike Taylor in 6 at 0:43 (Palm Strike) by 114 (non-title).
CURE: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 3:02 (Hammerlock) by 94.
COT: Shadow Machine* and Jurassic Machine over Fred Brown* and Outlaw Ben Slick in 1 at 4:08 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Main event: COT: Order Machine beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 33:04 (Order of Magnitude) by 2 (Guest Referee: "Unbreakable" Freddie Diamond). |
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| Card 14: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 383) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 6:55 (Palm Strike) by 55 (non-title).
East Coast title: CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway bested EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.
COT: Mammoth Machine overpowered Mike Taylor in 6 at 3:33 (Palm Strike) by 114.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 5:48 (Palm Strike) by 88 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Shadow Machine and Jurassic Machine* annihilated COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam* and Glass City Assassin Havoc at 12:21 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 15.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers drew COT: Order Machine (Time Limit). |
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| Card 15: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 728) |
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COT: Mammoth Machine destroyed Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 5:44 (Palm Strike) by 55.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine over Fred Brown in 1 at 0:34 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine bested Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 3:51 (Palm Strike) by 88.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* destroyed COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam* and Glass City Assassin Havoc at 27:54 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 5.
Main event: COT: Order Machine bested IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones at 22:21 (Order of Magnitude) by 9. |
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| Card 16: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 570) |
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CURE: Hammer pinned Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 3:57 (Mounted Punches) by 55.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway decked EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:41 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.
COT: Mammoth Machine over Fred Brown in 1 at 7:32 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 29:23 (RV is Toast) by 4.
COT: Shadow Machine and Jurassic Machine* beat IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* at 23:18 (Prehistoric Eye Gouge) by 10.
Main event: COT: Chaos Machine drew COT: Order Machine (Time Limit). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Nice (Attendance: 366) |
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CURE: "Under Contract" BJ Penn won $1,000 after he got tossed onto the apron by COT: Shadow Machine.
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones was awarded a cool $1,100 after he was catapulted out by CURE: Hammer.
CURE: "Under Contract" Max Holloway collected $1,200 after COT: Super Ghost Machine hurled him out.
CURE: Hammer picked up $1,300 when he got thrown out by COT: Order Machine.
COT: Jurassic Machine won $1,400 when he got thrown out by COT: Shadow Machine.
COT: Super Ghost Machine was given $1,500 when COT: Chaos Machine hurled him out.
COT: Shadow Machine collected a quick $1,600 when COT: Mammoth Machine threw him out.
COT: Mammoth Machine grabbed an imaginary $1,700 after COT: Order Machine threw him out of the ring.
COT: Chaos Machine received $1,800 after getting thrown out by COT: Order Machine.
COT: Order Machine was the winner of the HAL battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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