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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #135 -- FALL 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Boston (Attendance: 4,688) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Stink Boy in 9 at 4:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 78.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Frank's Friend Kyle in 1 at 29:41 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th outmuscled VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov at 19:10 (12th Booster) by 12.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Dandy Davis in 2 at 4:31 (Count Out).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 29:29 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:13 (Brainbuster) by 1.
TV Tag-team titles: IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve destroyed Drake* and Steve Shields in 9 at 1:37 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
Main event: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva bested EDGE: 976-EVIL at 39:51 (Brainbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 7,236) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine beat Stink Boy in 9 at 3:23 (Palm Strike) by 77.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Al the Hacksaw in 7 at 4:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Peter Lawler in 1 at 4:11 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:34 (Mounted Punches) by 107.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva outmuscled SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 29:20 (Brainbuster) by 3 (non-title).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 29:54 (Brainbuster) by 4.
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda* and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda pinned Frank N. Stein* and Frank's Friend Kyle at 3:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 66.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer overpowered VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 42:29 (Hammered) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Macao (Attendance: 1,430) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Stink Man in 9 at 3:20 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.
VIRUS: Oleg Smorodinov over Rollercoaster Randy in 2 at 3:59 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Jimmy Roth in 6 at 3:04 (Mounted Punches) by 73.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 3:48 (Mounted Punches) by 106.
SOS: The Zombie Court Jester tied COT: Super Ghost Machine at 1:54 (No Contest).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:57 (Brainbuster) by 3 (non-title).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda* and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda at 29:29 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer decked EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 17:53 (Hammered) by 6. |
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| Card 4: Held in Managua (Attendance: 9,639) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Bob in 2 at 19:31 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: The Zombie King bested VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 21:39 (Brainbuster) by 8.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Steve Shields in 6 at 0:25 (Mounted Punches) by 125.
VIRUS: Hammer over Outlaw Ben Slick in 1 at 15:48 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Southeast title: COT: Mammoth Machine decked SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 27:19 (Mammoth Thumb to the Eye) by 2.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva pinned IMT/67: The New Normal at 28:20 (Brainbuster) by 2 (non-title).
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda* and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda pinned IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 27:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer annihilated IMT/67: The New Normal at 56:38 (Hammered) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Tucson (Attendance: 5,036) |
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COT: Super Ghost Machine bested Bob in 6 at 5:28 (Mounted Punches) by 72.
EDGE: 976-EVIL outmuscled VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 29:05 (Evil Calls) by 4 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Phil Dukes in 6 at 4:02 (Mounted Punches) by 86.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:27 (Brainbuster) by 2.
SOS: The Zombie Court Jester outmuscled VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 27:24 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 18:26 (Brainbuster) by 8.
League Tag-team titles: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson* and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve at 29:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer overpowered EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 24:52 (Hammered) by 7. |
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| Card 6: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 5,226) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Wally Brick in 13 at 1:18 (DDT) by 127.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva annihilated VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 24:29 (Brainbuster) by 6.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered Mike Taylor in 6 at 1:53 (Mounted Punches) by 115.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Johnny Ice in 6 at 5:00 (Mounted Punches) by 77.
SOS: The Zombie Knight annihilated VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 29:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th won over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 28:21 (12th Booster) by 2.
VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov, Maxim Lazovsky*, and Oleg Smorodinov over Wally Brick, Mike Taylor, and Professor Wrassle* in 2 at 3:40 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer beat EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 24:32 (Hammered) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 8,454) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Randy Whitfield in 6 at 4:44 (Mounted Punches) by 100.
IMT/67: The New Normal bested VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 28:11 (Point Flow Passport) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Fred Brown in 6 at 2:36 (Mounted Punches) by 147.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed The Glass Jaw in 6 at 5:39 (Mounted Punches) by 98.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: The Zombie Knight defeated EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 27:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva drew SOS: The Zombie Prince at 2:26 (No Contest).
IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th over "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings*, and Fred Brown in 2 at 10:55 (Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer overpowered IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 28:23 (Hammered) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Munich (Attendance: 5,385) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned The Fishy Fisherman in 6 at 7:46 (Mounted Punches) by 66.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle pinned SOS: The Zombie Princess at 28:45 (Fly Trap) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Fred Brown in 6 at 0:22 (Mounted Punches) by 146.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Professor Wrassle in 6 at 1:42 (Mounted Punches) by 112.
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th bested SOS: The Zombie Knight at 28:25 (12th Booster) by 1.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones over Runaway Circus Clown in 2 at 2:12 (Count Out).
TV Six-man titles: VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov, Maxim Lazovsky*, and Oleg Smorodinov annihilated COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 19:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie King drew VIRUS: Hammer at 3:39 (No Contest). |
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| Card 9: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 9,742) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Drake in 1 at 5:52 (Count Out).
IMT/67: The New Normal pinned SOS: The Zombie Princess at 27:33 (Point Flow Passport) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 0:55 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Henry O. in 6 at 3:34 (Mounted Punches) by 119.
TV title: SOS: The Zombie King destroyed VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 27:09 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS: Hammer defeated IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones at 22:40 (Hammered) by 7.
IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* decked COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 10:27 (12th Booster) by 12.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer defeated SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 39:57 (Hammered) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 6,360) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Bruce Vanquish in 12 at 6:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 87.
VIRUS: Hammer overpowered SOS: The Zombie Princess at 19:50 (Hammered) by 8.
COT: Super Ghost Machine destroyed Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 1:30 (Mounted Punches) by 101.
VIRUS: Hammer pinned EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:54 (Hammered) by 5.
SOS: The Zombie King outmuscled COT: Super Ghost Machine at 21:22 (Brainbuster) by 6.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre drew SOS: The Zombie Prince at 10:32 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer decked SOS: The Zombie Prince at 48:42 (Hammered) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 6,460) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Neil B. Formee in 6 at 3:56 (Mounted Punches) by 62.
East Coast title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva decked EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 27:17 (Brainbuster) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed Curt Gold in 6 at 4:21 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
West Coast title: SOS: The Zombie Queen defeated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:41 (Brainbuster) by 5.
SOS: The Zombie King outmuscled COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:05 (Brainbuster) by 4.
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th bested COT: Super Ghost Machine at 28:06 (12th Booster) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer pinned EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 17:34 (Hammered) by 8. |
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| Card 12: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 8,249) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 0:17 (Flying Dropkick) by 137.
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda won over Foreman Frank in 6 at 5:46 (Mounted Punches) by 80.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Charlie Ford in 2 at 27:29 (Count Out).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva overpowered EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:29 (Brainbuster) by 5 (non-title).
SOS: The Zombie King bested IMT/67: We Are In This Together at 29:14 (Brainbuster) by 2.
SOS: The Zombie Prince overpowered COT: Super Ghost Machine at 27:00 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer destroyed VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 40:26 (Hammered) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Amityville (Attendance: 1,392) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed The Greater Cheese Grater at 2:25 (RV is Toast) by 118.
VIRUS: Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda over Coldstone Carlton in 1 at 11:35 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Dr. Blank in 6 at 4:46 (Mounted Punches) by 92.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre overpowered EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:43 (Brainbuster) by 5 (Texas death).
SOS: The Zombie King beat VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 18:08 (Brainbuster) by 9.
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th overpowered COT: Mammoth Machine at 29:45 (12th Booster) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 39:06 (Hammered) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Utica (Attendance: 5,718) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated "Clever" Cliff Cleaver at 2:50 (RV is Toast) by 126.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson in 9 at 5:22 (Count Out).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva won over Dr. Blank in 6 at 4:48 (Headbutt) by 91 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine outmuscled EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:40 (Thumb to the Elrod) by 2.
SOS: The Zombie Queen tied VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 1:41 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: The Zombie Prince defeated COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:12 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer decked COT: Super Ghost Machine at 43:33 (Hammered) by 6. |
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| Card 15: Held in Watts (Attendance: 9,845) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 6:28 (Hammerlock) by 82.
EDGE: 976-EVIL over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson in 9 at 2:30 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked Tim McCormick in 6 at 1:56 (Mounted Punches) by 87.
COT: Mammoth Machine destroyed EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 27:09 (Mammoth Thumb to the Eye) by 4.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva decked IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones at 29:12 (Brainbuster) by 4.
SOS: The Zombie Prince outmuscled VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri at 22:25 (Brainbuster) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer destroyed IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones at 48:42 (Hammered) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Rio de Janeiro (Attendance: 5,239) |
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VIRUS: Maxim Lazovsky annihilated Frank N. Stein in 7 at 5:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
IMT/67: The New Normal bested VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov at 22:49 (Point Flow Passport) by 8.
COT: Super Ghost Machine overpowered Tim McCormick in 6 at 4:18 (Mounted Punches) by 86.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux overpowered IMT/67: Flatten the Curve at 29:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva beat COT: Super Ghost Machine at 29:41 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS: Gregorio Sauceda-Gamboda* and Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboda over Stink Boy* and "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 3 at 19:43 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: VIRUS: Hammer overpowered COT: Mammoth Machine at 53:29 (Hammered) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 3,598) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson got $1,000 when he was flung out of the ring by VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri and EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
VIRUS: Willie "Two-Knife" Altieri snatched $1,100 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva threw him out.
VIRUS: Arsen Bayrambekov got $1,200 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre catapulted him out.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway was given $1,300 after EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle tossed him out.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn earned a cool $1,400 after EDGE: 976-EVIL threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers gained $1,500 after EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle threw him onto the apron.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux nabbed a quick $1,600 after getting flung over the turnbuckle by EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pocketed $1,700 after getting thrown onto the concrete floor by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay collected $1,800 after he was flung between the ropes by VIRUS: Hammer.
EDGE: 976-EVIL received $1,900 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva threw him out.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle was paid $2,000 after VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva threw him onto the announcer's table.
VIRUS: Hammer picked up $2,100 when VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva flung him out.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva was given $2,200 when he was thrown into his manager at ringside by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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