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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #123 -- FEBRUARY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 2,389) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Stink Boy in 4 at 9:55 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Al the Hacksaw in 7 at 4:21 (Shoulder Breaker) by 76 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Duffy Wolfe in 2 at 2:35 (Count Out) (non-title).
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam annihilated Æ: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 29:49 (Bedlam Bomb) by 1.
EDGE: 976-EVIL overpowered COT: Super Ghost Machine at 29:39 (Evil Calls) by 1.
Æ: Hammer destroyed EDGE: 976-EVIL at 28:13 (Hammered) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Æ: Hammer at 58:43 (RV is Toast) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Boston (Attendance: 9,469) |
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Æ: Hammer over Stink Boy in 3 at 10:23 (Disqualification: manager in ring) (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over Æ: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 29:15 (FEMA Camp Sleeper) by 3.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Curt Gold in 6 at 6:01 (Crescent Kick) by 79 (non-title).
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 28:51 (FEMA Camp Sleeper) by 2.
COT: Super Ghost Machine pinned IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 22:05 (FEMA Camp Sleeper) by 6.
Æ: Hammer decked IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 20:14 (Hammered) by 9 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 36:31 (RV is Toast) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 1,427) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Stink Man in 2 at 7:06 (Count Out) (non-title).
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated Æ: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 27:43 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested Charlie Ford in 6 at 1:01 (Crescent Kick) by 108 (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine bested COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 28:21 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 3.
Æ: Hammer annihilated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 27:20 (Hammered) by 3.
Æ: Hammer annihilated IMT/47: Flatten the Curve at 28:29 (Hammered) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay decked EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 39:04 (Pimp Slap) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 3,694) |
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Æ: "Under Contract" BJ Penn won over Bob in 6 at 3:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 72.
Æ: "Under Contract" BJ Penn tied COT: Order Machine at 6:24 (Double Disqualification).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Dr. Blank in 6 at 2:47 (Crescent Kick) by 99 (non-title).
COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam pinned COT: Order Machine at 28:37 (Bedlam Bomb) by 1.
COT: Jurassic Machine won over IMT/47: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 23:52 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 8.
League Tag-team titles: IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* overpowered COT: Jurassic Machine* and Chaos Machine at 18:57 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 12.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre decked EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 45:28 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Stow (Attendance: 4,093) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Bob in 6 at 4:17 (Crescent Kick) by 75 (non-title).
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle annihilated Æ: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 27:56 (Fly Trap) by 4.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Tim McCormick in 6 at 1:46 (Crescent Kick) by 95 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: IMT/47: Flatten the Curve annihilated COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 29:05 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 3.
COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated Æ: Hammer at 29:51 (Jurassic Jawbuster) by 1.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together*, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th over Drake*, Fred Brown, and Outlaw Ben Slick in 2 at 2:11 (Count Out).
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre annihilated COT: Glass City Assassin Bedlam at 21:58 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 6: Held in Oklahoma City (Attendance: 8,992) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Wally Brick in 13 at 0:38 (Backbreaker) by 143 (non-title).
Northeast title: Æ: "Under Contract" Max Holloway defeated IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 23:52 (Backbreaker) by 7.
Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre decked Tim McCormick in 6 at 3:11 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
COT: Mammoth Machine annihilated COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns at 29:43 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 1 (non-title).
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay pinned COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:53 (Pimp Slap) by 4.
IMT/47: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* destroyed COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 7:25 (12th Booster) by 15.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre beat IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 28:03 (DDT) by 13. |
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| Card 7: Held in Ocean City (Attendance: 1,073) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Randy Whitfield in 6 at 2:01 (Crescent Kick) by 104 (non-title).
Æ: Hammer bested Æ: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 29:55 (Hammered) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Dandy Davis in 6 at 1:42 (Crescent Kick) by 85 (non-title).
COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns pinned COT: Order Machine at 28:10 (Fireside Chat) by 3.
COT: Mammoth Machine drew EDGE: 976-EVIL at 6:18 (No Contest).
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned Æ: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 21:06 (DDT) by 10. |
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| Card 8: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 8,431) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 2:55 (Ankle Lock) by 84 (non-title).
Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre bested EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 28:41 (DDT) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Outlaw Ben Slick in 1 at 7:05 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (non-title).
COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns outmuscled IMT/47: The New Normal at 28:15 (Fireside Chat) by 5.
COT: Mammoth Machine defeated IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 24:54 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 7.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre destroyed EDGE: 976-EVIL at 22:59 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 2,972) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled Drake in 6 at 7:35 (Crescent Kick) by 71 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Æ: Hammer at 27:33 (The Preppy Killer) by 2.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over The Glass Jaw in 6 at 1:04 (Crescent Kick) by 102 (non-title).
Æ: Hammer outmuscled COT: Shadow Machine at 28:42 (Hammered) by 1 (non-title).
Æ: Hammer defeated COT: Mammoth Machine at 28:49 (Hammered) by 2.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre bested COT: Shadow Machine at 28:04 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Munich (Attendance: 2,099) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Bruce Vanquish in 7 at 7:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 44 (non-title).
EDGE: 976-EVIL beat Æ: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 23:04 (Evil Calls) by 7.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Professor Wrassle in 1 at 7:41 (Disqualification: refused to break choke) (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones tied Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre (Time Limit).
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay outmuscled COT: Order Machine at 18:49 (Pimp Slap) by 8.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre beat COT/MULES: Roosevelt Gunns at 34:03 (DDT) by 7. |
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| Card 11: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 5,892) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Neil B. Formee in 11 at 0:46 (Superplex) by 135 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Peter Lawler in 2 at 7:21 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Henry O. in 6 at 3:35 (Crescent Kick) by 107 (non-title).
IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones beat He-Man Most Powerful Man in the Universe in 8 at 13:09 (Mounted Punches) by 13 (Grouphome Rumble).
EDGE: 976-EVIL destroyed COT: Order Machine at 27:09 (Evil Calls) by 4.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre overpowered COT: Jurassic Machine at 57:09 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in San Diego (Attendance: 3,169) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 9 at 0:40 (Flying Dropkick) by 124 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane annihilated Jimmy Roth in 6 at 3:50 (Crescent Kick) by 76 (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux tied COT: Super Ghost Machine (Time Limit).
TV title: IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones decked Æ: Hammer at 27:40 (No Ticket No Laundry) by 4.
COT: Order Machine decked IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 27:15 (Order of Magnitude) by 3.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre bested COT: Order Machine at 31:34 (DDT) by 10. |
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| Card 13: Held in Mexicali (Attendance: 4,026) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat The Greater Cheese Grater at 3:23 (RV is Toast) by 103 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Steve Shields in 1 at 9:14 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
COT: Mammoth Machine won over EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:22 (Mammoth Headbutt) by 1.
Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned COT: Super Ghost Machine at 18:37 (DDT) by 7.
Æ: Hammer bested COT: Order Machine at 22:16 (Hammered) by 6.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre decked EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 45:02 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 14: Held in Durban (Attendance: 5,152) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over "Clever" Cliff Cleaver in 2 at 12:16 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over Phil Dukes in 2 at 3:39 (Count Out) (non-title).
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux outmuscled COT: Order Machine at 27:38 (DDT) by 3.
Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre decked COT: Mammoth Machine at 19:18 (DDT) by 6.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay won over Æ: Hammer at 28:30 (Pimp Slap) by 2.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre annihilated COT: Super Ghost Machine at 39:53 (DDT) by 7. |
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| Card 15: Held in Zurich (Attendance: 4,993) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 8 at 0:45 (Ankle Lock) by 102 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated Mike Taylor in 6 at 2:12 (Crescent Kick) by 103 (non-title).
IMT/47: Flatten the Curve defeated EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 29:41 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 1.
Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned COT: Order Machine at 21:27 (DDT) by 10.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle defeated IMT/47: We Are In This Together at 22:10 (Fly Trap) by 7.
Main event: IMT/47: Ching Chong Jones tied Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre at 23:55 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 16: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 1,218) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat Frank's Friend Kyle in 6 at 4:00 (Crescent Kick) by 57 (non-title).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over Fred Brown in 6 at 2:38 (Crescent Kick) by 124 (non-title).
Central Plains title: Æ: Hammer bested EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 28:19 (Hammered) by 3.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay beat COT: Super Ghost Machine at 29:44 (Pimp Slap) by 5.
Æ: Hammer won over EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 28:52 (Hammered) by 2.
Main event: Æ: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre decked COT: Mammoth Machine at 48:51 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Interleague Matches |
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The Apex Predator (HAL) defeated Yung Dog (STL) at 16:08 (The Predator) by 6.
Randy "Zorro" Johnson (STL) won over Flex Lewis (HAL) at 19:30 (Boston Crab) by 12. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 6,406) |
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Æ: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson grabbed $1,000 when Æ: "Under Contract" Max Holloway threw him onto the announcer's table.
Æ: Hammer was awarded $1,100 after Æ: "Under Contract" Max Holloway threw him onto the apron.
Æ: "Under Contract" Max Holloway was the winner of the HAL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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