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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE

BULLETIN #13 -- FALL 2019

Card 1 -- Held in Augusta (Attendance: 916)

EDGE: Chickie "Knuckles" Capocollo pinned Martin Dean at 2:46 (Flying Dropkick) by 72.
LB: Gorilla Warfair over LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 14:18 (Count Out).
WRSTLING: Dave Portnoy pinned LB: Jake the Hammer Muldoon at 15:16 (Stunner) by 20 *** won the Tokyo title.
LB: Tank Patton and Gorilla Warfair tied ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams and Daredevil Don Williams (Time Limit).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Reed Offerman defeated LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 15:06 (Next Cycle) by 17.

Card 2 -- Held in Talladega (Attendance: 413)

EDGE: Vinnie "The Neck" Mortadella pinned Martin Dean at 1:33 (Hangman's Neckbreaker) by 146.
LB: Jake the Hammer Muldoon over LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 7:46 (Count Out).
TBABIT: Rock "Paper" Scissors defeated LB: Jake the Hammer Muldoon at 7:47 (Backbreaker) by 15.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans, German Stormtrooper Helmut, and Jake the Hammer Muldoon over Martin Dean, Duffy Wolfe, and Dandy Davis at 22:29 (Disqualification -- manager in ring).
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Don Kee Puntch decked EDGE: Reed Offerman at 52:51 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 2.

Card 3 -- Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 805)

EDGE: Paulie "Not the Knees" Besaola bested Martin Dean at 7:57 (Hammerlock) by 74.
EDGE: Hearton Foreyu won over LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 7:44 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 20.
IMT: The Masked SC annihilated EDGE: "Cr*p!" at 28:27 (Snake Twist) by 4.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans, German Stormtrooper Helmut, and Jake the Hammer Muldoon* defeated LB: B.A. Leather*, Tank Patton, and Gorilla Warfair at 28:24 (Bolo Forearm) by 1 (Six-man title) *** won the TV Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: LB: Gorilla Warfair bested EDGE: Don Kee Puntch at 48:53 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 3.

Card 4 -- Held in Bombay (Attendance: 291)

LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut defeated "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker at 1:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 147 (non-title).
ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams bested LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 15:33 (Williams Whip) by 20.
IMT: The Masked SC annihilated EDGE: Brutal Bud Rose at 29:22 (Snake Twist) by 3.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans*, German Stormtrooper Helmut, and Jake the Hammer Muldoon overpowered WRSTLING: El Pres, Dave Portnoy, and One Slice Everybody Knows the Rules* at 29:19 (Bolo Forearm) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: LB: Gorilla Warfair overpowered LB: Tank Patton at 50:27 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 2.

Card 5 -- Held in Willowick (Attendance: 541)

LB: B.A. Leather pinned The Greater Cheese Grater at 2:33 (Buckle Bomb) by 118.
ICE: Daredevil Don Williams over LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 2:21 (Count Out) *** won the TV title.
VIRUS: Paco Dominguez annihilated EDGE: Boxersaur Briefs at 28:16 (Backbreaker) by 4.
EDGE: Hearton Foreyu, "Cr*p!", and Chickie "Knuckles" Capocollo* won over LB: German Stormtrooper Hans, German Stormtrooper Helmut, and Jake the Hammer Muldoon* at 29:36 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 4 *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: LB: Gorilla Warfair annihilated LB: Jake the Hammer Muldoon at 18:11 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 17.

Card 6 -- Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 315)

LB: B.A. Leather overpowered The Garbage Man at 2:33 (Flying Dropkick) by 87.
EDGE: Dungaree Crabbe outmuscled LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 13:15 (Pants on the Ground) by 18.
VIRUS: Paco Dominguez bested EDGE: Brutal Bud Rose at 29:12 (Backbreaker) by 3.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans*, German Stormtrooper Helmut, and Jake the Hammer Muldoon beat EDGE: Nervous Rex*, Vinnie "The Neck" Mortadella, and Siolence at 29:45 (Bolo Forearm) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: LB: Gorilla Warfair annihilated LB: B.A. Leather at 29:18 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 3.

Card 7 -- Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 740)

EDGE: John Dorian tied EDGE: Dungaree Crabbe at 6:52 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Boxersaur Briefs overpowered LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 15:07 (Great Decision) by 19.
VIRUS: Paco Dominguez tied TBABIT: Flex at 6:11 (No Contest).
EDGE: Terry Dak Toll*, Paulie "Not the Knees" Besaola, and Amanda Donerksloot bested LB: German Stormtrooper Hans, German Stormtrooper Helmut*, and Jake the Hammer Muldoon at 29:20 (Meteor Shower) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC destroyed LB: Gorilla Warfair at 54:57 (Snake Twist) by 1.

Card 8 -- Held in Accra (Attendance: 734)

EDGE: Don Kee Puntch destroyed EDGE: John Dorian at 29:51 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 1.
EDGE: The Controller outmuscled LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 17:35 (Controlling Device) by 13.
TBABIT: Abacus decked EDGE: The Controller at 13:36 (Backbreaker) by 15 *** won the Southern title.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC bested EDGE: Dungaree Crabbe at 40:35 (Snake Twist) by 5.

Card 9 -- Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 259)

IMT: The Masked SC bested EDGE: Chris Turke at 24:21 (Snake Twist) by 6.
EDGE: Vex decked LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 18:40 (Vexxed) by 7.
WRSTLING: One Slice Everybody Knows the Rules won over EDGE: Vex at 18:47 (Backbreaker) by 12.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC won over EDGE: Vex at 20:46 (Snake Twist) by 16.

Card 10 -- Held in Oklahoma City (Attendance: 452)

EDGE: Jan Itor destroyed LB: Jake the Hammer Muldoon at 13:00 (Mopped Up) by 16.
EDGE: Don Kee Puntch bested LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 11:59 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 19.
TBABIT: Debate Club Captain defeated EDGE: Vex at 12:50 (Backbreaker) by 18 *** won the Los Angeles title.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC pinned EDGE: The Controller at 18:28 (Snake Twist) by 10.

Card 11 -- Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 979)

EDGE: Jan Itor annihilated EDGE: The Controller at 17:46 (Mopped Up) by 8.
LB: B.A. Leather outmuscled WRSTLING: El Pres at 28:16 (Buckle Bomb) by 1.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans and German Stormtrooper Helmut tied LB: Tank Patton and Gorilla Warfair (Time Limit) (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS: Paco Dominguez tied IMT: The Masked SC at 1:03 (Double Disqualification).

Card 12 -- Held in Chicago (Attendance: 900)

VIRUS: Paco Dominguez annihilated EDGE: Perry Cox at 29:33 (Backbreaker) by 3.
LB: B.A. Leather decked TBABIT: Manute "the Chucker" Bol at 27:02 (Buckle Bomb) by 5.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans* and German Stormtrooper Helmut won over WRSTLING: El Pres and Dave Portnoy* at 29:30 (Bolo Forearm) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC won over EDGE: Boxersaur Briefs at 41:14 (Snake Twist) by 4.

Card 13 -- Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 832)

LB: German Stormtrooper Hans destroyed LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 28:23 (Bolo Forearm) by 1.
EDGE: Terry Dak Toll beat LB: Tank Patton at 28:41 (Toll Troll) by 2 *** won the New York City title.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans and German Stormtrooper Helmut* beat WRSTLING: El Pres* and One Slice Everybody Knows the Rules at 21:24 (Bolo Forearm) by 9.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC bested LB: German Stormtrooper Hans at 16:39 (Snake Twist) by 22.

Card 14 -- Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 566)

EDGE: Don Kee Puntch pinned LB: German Stormtrooper Hans at 8:09 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 18.
LB: Tank Patton defeated TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 28:36 (Russian Leg Sweep) by 3.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans* and German Stormtrooper Helmut pinned Steve Shields* and Mike Taylor at 5:43 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC beat ICE: Daredevil Don Williams at 55:54 (Snake Twist) by 1.

Card 15 -- Held in Bern (Attendance: 530)

LB: B.A. Leather annihilated LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 13:47 (Buckle Bomb) by 19.
LB: Gorilla Warfair overpowered EDGE: Nervous Rex at 29:37 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 4.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans and German Stormtrooper Helmut tied ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams and Daredevil Don Williams at 5:05 (No Contest).
MAIN EVENT: IMT: The Masked SC pinned ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams at 54:05 (Snake Twist) by 3.

Card 16 -- Held in Midtown (Attendance: 733)

LB: Tank Patton bested LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut at 8:02 (Russian Leg Sweep) by 20.
EDGE: Amanda Donerksloot destroyed LB: Gorilla Warfair at 27:50 (Daddy Likes Leather) by 2 *** won the Central title.
LB: German Stormtrooper Hans* and German Stormtrooper Helmut bested EDGE: The Controller* and Vex at 19:23 (Ankle Lock) by 14.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Siolence drew IMT: The Masked SC at 19:31 (Double Disqualification).

Battle Royal -- Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 498)

LB: German Stormtrooper Hans nabbed $1,000 after he was thrown over the turnbuckle by LB: Gorilla Warfair.
LB: German Stormtrooper Helmut snatched $1,100 after he was thrown out by EDGE: Reed Offerman.
LB: B.A. Leather made $1,200 when LB: Gorilla Warfair flipped him into his manager at ringside.
TBABIT: The Loose Cannon was paid $1,300 when EDGE: Amanda Donerksloot threw him out.
ICE: Daredevil Don Williams grabbed a cool $1,400 when LB: Gorilla Warfair catapulted him outside the ring.
EDGE: Reed Offerman pocketed $1,500 after EDGE: The Controller catapulted him onto the steps.
LB: Jake the Hammer Muldoon earned $1,600 when he was hurled out by LB: Tank Patton.
LB: Tank Patton got a cool $1,700 after he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: The Controller.
LB: Gorilla Warfair collected $1,800 when ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams threw him out.
EDGE: The Controller nabbed $1,900 after ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams threw him between the ropes.
EDGE: Amanda Donerksloot was awarded $2,000 after ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams threw him outside the ring.
ICE: Ravishing Rick Williams won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize.

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