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HIRED ASSASSIN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #129 -- JUNE 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Avila (Attendance: 408) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Stink Boy in 4 at 2:10 (Disqualification: nail file).
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway won over SOS: The Zombie Prince at 29:48 (Boston Crab) by 2.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Professor Wrassle in 6 at 1:34 (Flying Dropkick) by 102.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 27:42 (RV is Toast) by 3.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve destroyed COT: Super Ghost Machine* and Mammoth Machine at 14:03 (#1 A-1 Chinese Wok) by 17.
Main event: SOS: The Zombie Princess pinned EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 48:34 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 257) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Stink Man in 10 at 1:31 (Shoulder Breaker) by 107.
SOS: The Zombie Princess beat Fred Brown in 6 at 3:31 (Mounted Punches) by 124 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Henry O. in 6 at 2:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 110.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned EDGE: 976-EVIL at 29:36 (RV is Toast) by 1.
IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal*, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th defeated Stink Boy*, "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker, and Tim McCormick in 9 at 6:41 (Fallaway Slam) by 74.
Main event: IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones tied SOS: The Zombie Princess (Time Limit). |
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| Card 3: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 255) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Bob in 6 at 3:03 (Flying Dropkick) by 85.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Peter Lawler in 1 at 12:32 (Count Out).
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane outmuscled VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 21:43 (RV is Toast) by 8.
IMT/67: We Are In This Together pinned EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:56 (The Cycle of Death) by 1.
IMT/67: We Are In This Together, The New Normal, and Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th* defeated COT: Shadow Machine, Jurassic Machine, and Mammoth Machine* at 13:24 (12th Booster) by 20.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed SOS: The Zombie Princess at 44:22 (The Preppy Killer) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Tehran (Attendance: 846) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Wally Brick in 12 at 2:44 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 133.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat Jimmy Roth in 6 at 6:33 (Flying Dropkick) by 64.
SOS: The Zombie Queen pinned VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson at 28:09 (Boston Crab) by 4.
IMT/67: Flatten the Curve beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 23:57 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered SOS: The Zombie Queen at 18:33 (The Preppy Killer) by 7. |
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| Card 5: Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 938) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned The Fishy Fisherman in 8 at 1:28 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Steve Shields in 6 at 3:22 (Flying Dropkick) by 124.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned Fred Brown in 6 at 1:55 (Flying Dropkick) by 125 (non-title).
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:40 (12th Booster) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 17:05 (The Preppy Killer) by 23. |
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| Card 6: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 719) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled Bruce Vanquish in 12 at 3:30 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 80.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Phil Dukes in 6 at 2:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 86.
COT: Mammoth Machine overpowered Fred Brown in 6 at 0:51 (Shoulder Breaker) by 126.
EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux annihilated SOS: The Zombie Queen at 27:32 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 36:59 (The Preppy Killer) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 914) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested Neil B. Formee in 6 at 4:18 (Flying Dropkick) by 64.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers defeated Mike Taylor in 6 at 4:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 119.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane tied EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 6:03 (No Contest).
SOS: The Zombie Court Jester annihilated EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle at 29:55 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 51:17 (The Preppy Killer) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 596) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over "Burnout Boy" Bobby Baker in 2 at 6:27 (Count Out).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over Fred Brown in 6 at 1:04 (Flying Dropkick) by 125.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane drew SOS: The Zombie Court Jester at 11:14 (Double Count Out).
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th beat SOS: The Zombie Knight at 24:59 (12th Booster) by 9.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated IMT/67: We Are In This Together at 30:36 (The Preppy Killer) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 459) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered The Greater Cheese Grater at 2:22 (The Preppy Killer) by 120.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers decked Duffy Wolfe in 6 at 6:46 (Flying Dropkick) by 93.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane defeated SOS: The Zombie King at 29:43 (RV is Toast) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: 976-EVIL defeated VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 12:44 (Evil Calls) by 19.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th at 42:43 (The Preppy Killer) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 503) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated "Clever" Cliff Cleaver in 14 at 2:41 (Boston Crab) by 118.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Curt Gold in 6 at 5:40 (Flying Dropkick) by 75.
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane won over SOS: The Zombie Queen at 27:18 (RV is Toast) by 4.
Mid-Atlantic title: IMT/67: The New Normal over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva in 13 at 8:50 (Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers won over VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway at 54:24 (The Preppy Killer) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 959) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers beat Kevin "The Cardshark" Kings in 6 at 4:57 (Flying Dropkick) by 66.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers destroyed Charlie Ford in 6 at 1:10 (Flying Dropkick) by 104.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane overpowered VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 10:33 (RV is Toast) by 20 (non-title).
SOS: The Zombie Prince pinned VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva at 11:45 (Boston Crab) by 18.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested SOS: The Zombie King at 41:39 (The Preppy Killer) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 872) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers over Frank's Friend Kyle in 1 at 5:04 (Count Out).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Dr. Blank in 6 at 2:00 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones destroyed EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:01 (#1 A-1 Chinese Wok) by 2.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones decked EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 29:22 (#1 A-1 Chinese Wok) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay at 59:02 (The Preppy Killer) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Tel Aviv (Attendance: 811) |
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EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers annihilated Al the Hacksaw in 12 at 2:33 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 141.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Tim McCormick in 6 at 5:06 (Flying Dropkick) by 96.
TV title: VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre pinned EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 18:50 (Boston Crab) by 6.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre bested IMT/67: We Are In This Together at 29:17 (Boston Crab) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers outmuscled EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux at 32:20 (The Preppy Killer) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 286) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane bested VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn at 29:51 (RV is Toast) by 2 (non-title).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers pinned Dandy Davis in 6 at 4:14 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.
COT: Super Ghost Machine won over EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:22 (Elrod Oil Check) by 3.
IMT/67: Virtue Signaling Male Karen the 13th bested VIRUS: Hammer at 27:13 (12th Booster) by 2.
Main event: COT: Super Ghost Machine drew EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 15:33 (No Contest). |
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| Card 15: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 686) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" BJ Penn won over SOS: The Zombie Knight at 16:19 (Brainbuster) by 6.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers overpowered Outlaw Ben Slick in 6 at 2:08 (Flying Dropkick) by 100.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned COT: Mammoth Machine at 27:47 (RV is Toast) by 4.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones and Flatten the Curve* pinned Al the Hacksaw* and Fred Brown in 6 at 4:25 (Fallaway Slam) by 73.
Main event: EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested COT: Mammoth Machine at 31:34 (The Preppy Killer) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 519) |
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VIRUS: "Under Contract" Max Holloway tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 1:20 (Double Disqualification).
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:42 (The Preppy Killer) by 3.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:19 (Pimp Slap) by 1.
IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones* and Flatten the Curve overpowered VIRUS: "Under Contract" Quentin Jackson and "Under Contract" Anderson Silva* at 19:38 (#1 A-1 Chinese Wok) by 9.
Main event: IMT/67: Flatten the Curve destroyed EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers at 51:30 (Recommended Mandatory Jab) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 500) |
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EDGE: Bloodsport Frank Dux gained $1,000 after he was thrown onto the apron by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane was paid $1,100 when he got catapulted out by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
EDGE: Martin the Fly Brundle made $1,200 after IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones threw him into some fans at ringside.
VIRUS: Hammer earned $1,300 after getting thrown onto the steps by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva.
EDGE: Andrew Dice Clay received $1,400 when he got flung out by IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones.
EDGE: 976-EVIL and IMT/67: Ching Chong Jones pocketed a quick $1,500 and $1,600, respectively, after being thrown out by EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers.
EDGE: Robert the Mega Murderer Chambers earned $1,700 when he got catapulted onto the apron by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Georges St-Pierre was given $1,800 after being catapulted into some chairs at ringside by VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva.
VIRUS: "Under Contract" Anderson Silva was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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