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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #479 -- FALL 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Phoenix (Attendance: 4,057) |
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RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson overpowered SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 27:23 (Piledriver) by 5.
RFD: Razor annihilated CURE: Forgiven Faith at 20:51 (Back Suplex) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 73.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #3 at 15:15 (Respeck This!) by 24.
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 29:25 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 2 (non-title).
COT: Super Shadow Machine won over CURE: Mr. Eaves at 27:02 (Super Shadowban) by 2.
Main event: COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles beat SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 22:52 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Crete (Attendance: 2,995) |
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Southwest title: RFD: Sgt. Slammer decked SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 21:08 (Missile) by 9.
RFD: Razor decked SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 16:21 (Back Suplex) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny at 15:30 (Respeck This!) by 23.
Great Lakes title: COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles beat COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:21 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 1.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler outmuscled COT/CLOWNZ: Explosivo at 28:39 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1.
Main event: COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles overpowered COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 50:23 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Echo (Attendance: 7,698) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine beat RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 17:59 (Super Shadowban) by 7.
RFD: Razor annihilated COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 28:08 (Back Suplex) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Bill Pardy in 12 at 3:33 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked SOS/IND: Big L. Huge at 5:00 (Respeck This!) by 29.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 29:52 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Bob Waite).
RFD: Masked Warrior annihilated CURE: Cody Steel at 19:01 (Spinebuster) by 11.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler outmuscled COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles at 50:30 (Slingshot Suplex) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 5,183) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 24:30 (Spinebuster) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Jason Adams III in 2 at 6:36 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Shmoe in 6 at 7:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 63.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer in 6 at 15:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 11.
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles defeated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:34 (European Uppercut) by 74 (non-title).
COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers annihilated RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:27 (Dinkin Around) by 4.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler defeated COT: Super Shadow Machine at 41:29 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Florence (Attendance: 6,204) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles decked RFD: Saberclaw at 27:47 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 1 at 5:08 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 7:21 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer in 12 at 2:27 (Count Out).
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled RFD: Masked Warrior at 27:19 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 4 (non-title).
RFD: Masked Hound Spike annihilated CURE: Shawn Steel at 29:44 (Landslide) by 1.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler defeated RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:18 (Slingshot Suplex) by 7. |
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| Card 6: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 5,734) |
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RFD: Saberclaw beat SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 27:37 (Spinebuster) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny in 7 at 6:54 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated ACE: New Jersey Devil at 6:51 (Respeck This!) by 25.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled EDGE: Malcolm Reynolds at 10:18 (Respeck This!) by 28.
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles tied CURE: Shawn Steel at 7:07 (Double Count Out).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Dee Snuts pinned COT/CLOWNZ: Bugzy* and Mugzy at 27:59 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Razor defeated RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 59:57 (Back Suplex) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 5,408) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny at 12:57 (Respeck This!) by 21.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Sir Losealot in 6 at 3:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 6:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 10:02 (Respeck This!) by 30.
COT: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 27:12 (Endowellment) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS/IND: Juan Howard).
League Six-man titles: COT: Super Shadow Machine*, Dee Snuts, and "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo, Explosivo, and Dinkers* at 29:49 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 3 (Guest Referee: Jones McCallister).
Main event: RFD: Razor beat RFD: Saberclaw at 41:58 (Back Suplex) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 7,063) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over The Westfield Strangler in 2 at 7:48 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Zachary Blast in 7 at 1:56 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested The Shamemonger at 0:16 (Respeck This!) by 152.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Mark Devereaux in 11 at 3:25 (Count Out).
COT: Super Shadow Machine over Kongaroo in 2 at 3:44 (Count Out).
Main event: RFD: Razor decked CURE: Shawn Steel at 36:43 (Back Suplex) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 3,908) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar drew RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson (Time Limit).
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 19:05 (Slingshot Suplex) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Joey W. in 10 at 2:37 (Headbutt) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat SOS/IND: Bill Debeerham at 8:25 (Respeck This!) by 23.
West Coast title: CURE: Dream Denied beat RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 29:46 (Spinebuster) by 4.
Main event: RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage tied RFD: Razor at 2:45 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 10: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 8,909) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 0:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Sam Shadows in 6 at 5:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 3:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over EDGE: The Undertaker at 5:32 (Respeck This!) by 29.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez decked CURE: Shawn Steel at 28:49 (X Marks the Spot) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Razor outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter at 11:53 (Back Suplex) by 12. |
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| Card 11: Held in Helena (Attendance: 5,100) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage decked SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 17:16 (Spinebuster) by 14.
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles won over SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 29:56 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Jones McCallister in 4 at 2:15 (Disqualification: nail file).
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles annihilated SOS/ARMY: Craile at 13:11 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 11.
COT: Super Shadow Machine destroyed SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 28:32 (Super Shadowban) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Razor beat RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 47:16 (Back Suplex) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 9,005) |
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TV title: RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage beat COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 29:57 (Spinebuster) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Kongaroo in 1 at 4:46 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Tork Levinson in 1 at 27:28 (Count Out).
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 27:07 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 2.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: The Gimp defeated RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:28 (CBT Torture Submission) by 5.
Main event: RFD: Razor won over SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 46:19 (Back Suplex) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 4,153) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage bested CURE: Mike Eaves at 13:59 (Spinebuster) by 15.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Max Dotsun in 6 at 5:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 3:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 72.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles pinned COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 27:38 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 1.
COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:38 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
Main event: RFD: Razor beat SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 38:09 (Back Suplex) by 13. |
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| Card 14: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 8,197) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter beat Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 73 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:12 (Pumphandle Slam) by 120.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror at 15:00 (Respeck This!) by 21.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles bested RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:24 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 2.
COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:51 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
Main event: RFD: Razor destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 34:01 (Back Suplex) by 14. |
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| Card 15: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 8,716) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles bested SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 27:50 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Grim Reaper in 14 at 15:56 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Hacker Jaw in 6 at 3:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 77.
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles beat SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 18:49 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 7.
COT: Super Shadow Machine over The Shmoe in 1 at 1:58 (Count Out).
Main event: RFD: Razor over SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher in 13 at 4:56 (Count Out). |
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| Card 16: Held in Queens (Attendance: 2,273) |
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RFD: Razor won over COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 27:07 (Back Suplex) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. in 12 at 5:24 (Count Out).
CURE: Shawn Steel won over SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 15:04 (Superplex) by 21.
COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 3:40 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
Main event: RFD: Razor annihilated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 30:34 (Back Suplex) by 10. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Watts (Attendance: 4,556) |
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CURE: Cody Steel was paid an imaginary $1,000 when he got flung out by SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar.
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown snatched $1,100 when COT: Super Shadow Machine catapulted him out.
CURE: Mike Eaves won $1,200 in imaginary money after CURE: Mr. Eaves threw him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: Mr. Eaves won $1,300 when he got catapulted onto the announcer's table by SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar.
SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar snatched $1,400 when he got flung out of the ring by COT: Super Shadow Machine.
COT: Super Shadow Machine won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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