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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #483 -- WINTER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 6,580) |
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SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter won over Æ: Grim Reaper at 24:44 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 8.
COT: Rich Mann overpowered SOS/GHETTO: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar at 27:59 (Patriarchal Press) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson outmuscled Æ: Cody Steel at 20:53 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 6:41 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
SOS/GHETTO: Craile overpowered Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 23:16 (Morose DDT) by 8.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton drew COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask (Time Limit).
COT: Skip Towne decked Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 17:43 (Edge of Towne) by 11.
League Six-man titles: COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask*, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask pinned Æ: Forgiven Faith, Mr. Eaves*, and Cody Steel at 17:32 (Triple Play) by 12.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 42:18 (No Safe-Word) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/GHETTO: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter). |
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| Card 2: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 3,657) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 27:39 (Spinebuster) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 2 at 11:26 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Sam Shadows in 6 at 5:16 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Jones McCallister in 13 at 1:33 (Backbreaker) by 133.
TV title: SOS/GHETTO: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher defeated COT: Super Shadow Machine at 12:36 (Crucified) by 11.
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:00 (Pumphandle Slam) by 62 (non-title).
Æ: Mike Eaves tied COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers at 13:58 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface decked Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 41:39 (No Safe-Word) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 2,639) |
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Northeast title: SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 29:21 (Respeck This!) by 3.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage drew COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask (Time Limit).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over Kongaroo in 2 at 23:04 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Tork Levinson in 6 at 3:42 (Ankle Lock) by 72.
SOS/GHETTO: Graft the Pyromaniac bested COT: Super Shadow Machine at 15:58 (Flaming Table Penance) by 9.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask bested SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp at 29:54 (Mongolian Avalanche) by 1.
Æ: Mike Eaves beat COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 15:30 (Spinebuster) by 10.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface won over Æ: Cody Steel at 38:09 (No Safe-Word) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 2,943) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter decked COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:24 (Spinebuster) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated PG: The Pain Bringer Benjamin Wittstruck at 9:07 (Respeck This!) by 32.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Max Dotsun in 6 at 2:30 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 9 at 2:49 (Headlock) by 115.
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles bested Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 14:55 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 11.
COT: Super Shadow Machine pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 7:01 (Ankle Lock) by 64 (non-title).
COT: Dee Snuts won over Æ: Cody Steel at 16:53 (Go Eem!) by 7.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter annihilated SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface at 31:35 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 7,750) |
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COT/CLOWNZ: Bugzy decked RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 29:52 (Bug Out) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested COT: Rich Mann at 15:11 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 5:49 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror in 12 at 8:55 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic outmuscled COT: Super Shadow Machine at 16:40 (Deranged Dreams) by 6.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask decked COT: Super Shadow Machine at 29:55 (Mongolian Avalanche) by 4.
Æ: Mr. Eaves decked COT: Rich Mann at 29:02 (Spinebuster) by 2 (Guest Referee: ACE: New Jersey Devil).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 34:58 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 7. |
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| Card 6: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 7,104) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated Æ: Dream Denied at 29:57 (Spinebuster) by 2 (Guest Referee: Kongaroo).
East Coast title: RFD: Razor decked Æ: Cody Steel at 18:31 (Back Suplex) by 9.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered The Human Pretzel in 6 at 4:09 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Hacker Jaw in 6 at 1:51 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
SOS/GHETTO: Death Gambler bested COT: Super Shadow Machine at 23:42 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 9.
COT: Super Shadow Machine annihilated Æ: Mike Eaves at 28:10 (Super Shadowban) by 1.
COT: Rich Mann annihilated COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 10:39 (Patriarchal Press) by 13.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter outmuscled RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 38:58 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 1,512) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter drew COT: E. Zack Lee at 5:10 (Double Disqualification).
COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy decked SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 28:45 (Mug Shot) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: E. Zack Lee).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 5:46 (Ankle Lock) by 64.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. in 11 at 9:24 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: The Wreckage overpowered COT: Super Shadow Machine at 15:23 (Crashwreck) by 6.
COT: Rich Mann beat COT: Super Shadow Machine at 29:42 (Patriarchal Press) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Dee Snuts).
Pacific Northwest title: RFD: Masked Hound Spike defeated COT: Rich Mann at 20:18 (Landslide) by 8.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter won over COT: Rich Mann at 29:31 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 9,244) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter decked COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 9:47 (Spinebuster) by 15.
Rocky Mountains title: RFD: Sgt. Slammer defeated SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 29:02 (Missile) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Les S. Moore in 6 at 6:09 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #3 in 14 at 9:58 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter pinned COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles at 27:21 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4.
COT: Super Shadow Machine bested Æ: Cody Steel at 27:17 (Super Shadowban) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT/CLOWNZ: Dinkers).
Æ: Cody Steel won over COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 18:32 (Steel Chair Shot) by 9.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter won over SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 46:21 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in La Paz (Attendance: 6,375) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman drew COT: Dude Mann at 12:59 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble decked Æ: Mike Eaves at 27:34 (Maerd a si efil) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned EDGE: Bill Pardy in 11 at 11:07 (Spear) by 22.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny at 7:31 (Respeck This!) by 31.
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter outmuscled Æ: Grim Reaper at 12:47 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 12 (non-title).
Æ: Grim Reaper beat COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 29:56 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
Æ: Brotherhood of Death bested COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 17:22 (Cradle Suplex) by 7.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter destroyed COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 53:38 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Talladega (Attendance: 3,568) |
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RFD: Mr. Massive decked SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 27:29 (Very Big Splash) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask).
COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo defeated SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 28:02 (World's Strongest Splash) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Shmoe in 11 at 0:35 (Spear) by 144.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Big L. Huge in 11 at 13:11 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter annihilated RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 27:38 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 2 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Man #4).
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask defeated Æ: Cody Steel at 28:15 (Mongolian Avalanche) by 4.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* defeated COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Dee Snuts at 27:07 (Doomsday Device) by 4.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter outmuscled Æ: Mike Eaves at 15:07 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 9. |
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| Card 11: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 8,910) |
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Æ: Forgiven Faith pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 28:22 (Spinebuster) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble pinned COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 18:27 (Maerd a si efil) by 12.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 2:04 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer in 9 at 15:11 (Headlock) by 14.
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter drew COT: Curtis Sea at 8:05 (No Contest).
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask overpowered COT: Josh Golly at 29:03 (Mongolian Avalanche) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT/CLOWNZ: Explosivo).
League Tag-team titles: Æ: Forgiven Faith* and Shawn Steel destroyed COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Dee Snuts at 28:48 (Spinebuster) by 5.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter beat Æ: Grim Reaper at 10:18 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 12. |
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| Card 12: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 1,702) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis decked SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 27:02 (Project Hoju Kwijibo) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Jason Adams III in 6 at 3:59 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat EDGE: Bob Waite in 7 at 7:23 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 15.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer at 7:51 (Respeck This!) by 35.
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter annihilated Æ: Shawn Steel at 19:56 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 6.
West Coast title: RFD: Masked Warrior decked Æ: Grim Reaper at 13:08 (Spinebuster) by 15.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask* and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask outmuscled Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:55 (Fallaway Slam) by 61.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter bested SOS/GHETTO: "Original Gangsta" Montez Stokes at 59:46 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 2,465) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman outmuscled COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 12:10 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 12.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 6:55 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked ACE: New Jersey Devil at 10:41 (Respeck This!) by 31.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Malcolm Reynolds in 11 at 5:06 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter over COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask in 13 at 0:49 (Count Out).
COT: Guy Mann beat Æ: Grim Reaper at 28:33 (The Heir Apparent) by 3.
Æ: Forgiven Faith* and Shawn Steel won over COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* at 27:55 (Spinebuster) by 1.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 58:18 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 6,203) |
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RFD: Saberclaw destroyed Æ: Mike Eaves at 28:47 (Spinebuster) by 2 (Guest Referee: Joey W.).
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny at 9:48 (Respeck This!) by 38.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:32 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 8:52 (Respeck This!) by 32.
COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles pinned Æ: Cody Steel at 27:30 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 5.
COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask annihilated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:39 (European Uppercut) by 59.
TV Six-man titles: COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles, Crinkles, and Sprinkles* annihilated COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask*, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 29:14 (Clown Car) by 4.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 38:33 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/GHETTO: The Wreckage). |
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| Card 15: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 3,165) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny in 11 at 17:04 (Spear) by 13.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Sir Losealot in 6 at 4:24 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned The Shamemonger at 2:52 (Respeck This!) by 160.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over EDGE: Mark Devereaux in 10 at 3:17 (Count Out).
Southwest title: SOS/GHETTO: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter defeated Æ: Mike Eaves at 23:05 (The Dime-Maker) by 7.
COT/CLOWNZ: Pugzy destroyed Æ: Mike Eaves at 29:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask*, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask decked COT/CLOWNZ: Bugzy, Mugzy, and Pugzy* at 28:09 (Triple Play) by 2 (Guest Referee: Max Dotsun).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter decked SOS/GHETTO: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 46:24 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 5. |
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| Card 16: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 9,729) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Westfield Strangler in 6 at 5:55 (Ankle Lock) by 71.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Zachary Blast in 7 at 4:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 121.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Joey W. in 10 at 1:12 (Chickenwing) by 106.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over SOS/IND: Bill Debeerham at 4:54 (Respeck This!) by 35.
Central Plains title: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson bested Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 12:01 (Piledriver) by 12.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask destroyed COT/CLOWNZ: Explosivo at 19:34 (Mongolian Avalanche) by 6.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask*, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask bested COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo, Explosivo, and Dinkers* at 28:51 (Triple Play) by 2 (Guest Referee: The Shamemonger). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 4,029) |
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Æ: Cody Steel was paid $1,000 after he was thrown onto the concrete floor by COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask.
COT: Super Shadow Machine gained $1,100 after RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter tossed him onto the announcer's table.
COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask and Æ: Mike Eaves gained $1,200 and $1,300 in imaginary money, respectively, after getting thrown out by SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask took home $1,400 after SOS/GHETTO: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson threw him out.
Æ: Mr. Eaves made $1,500 when COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis flung him outside the ring.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton was awarded $1,600 after being tossed onto the announcer's table by COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask earned a quick $1,700 after getting thrown out by COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis.
SOS/GHETTO: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson picked up $1,800 when RFD: Razor flipped him between the ropes.
COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis was awarded $1,900 after he was flung over the turnbuckle by RFD: Masked Warrior.
RFD: Razor snatched $2,000 in imaginary money when RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter tossed him through the ropes.
RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter was awarded $2,100 when RFD: Masked Warrior hurled him onto the concrete floor.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler received $2,200 when he got flung out by RFD: Masked Warrior.
RFD: Masked Warrior won the ECL battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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