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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #488 -- MAY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Lima (Attendance: 8,776) |
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RFD: Saberclaw outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: Manslaughter at 29:06 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested Zachary Blast in 6 at 5:05 (Chickenwing) by 90.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested Tork Levinson at 1:43 (In the Name of Violence) by 151.
Æ: The Archangel pinned RFD: Razor at 29:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson outmuscled RFD: Masked Warrior at 29:29 (Piledriver) by 1.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bugzy overpowered Æ: The Undertaker at 27:51 (Bug Out) by 2.
Æ: Vlad Dracul outmuscled RFD: Masked Hound Spike at 27:40 (Figure Four) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson beat RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 31:05 (Piledriver) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Hermosillo (Attendance: 8,408) |
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SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble defeated RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 28:22 (Maerd a si efil) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled Sam Shadows in 6 at 2:09 (Chickenwing) by 101.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 5:22 (Chickenwing) by 91.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble won over COT: Josh Golly at 28:54 (Maerd a si efil) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied pinned RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:30 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
Rocky Mountains title: COT/CLOWNZ: Mugzy outmuscled Æ: Vlad Dracul at 19:57 (Mug Shot) by 6.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bongo overpowered Æ: Vlad Dracul at 28:06 (Light Em Up) by 2.
Main event: Æ: Brotherhood of Death drew RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 9:37 (No Contest). |
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| Card 3: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 7,332) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman won over COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 28:28 (Taped Fist Knockout) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated Kongaroo in 6 at 6:23 (Chickenwing) by 80.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat VIRUS/TSD: Morbid Terror in 14 at 8:47 (Figure Four) by 32.
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble won over RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 27:55 (Maerd a si efil) by 4 (non-title).
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson tied Æ: Vlad Dracul at 4:02 (Double Disqualification).
Æ: The Undertaker beat RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 27:29 (Figure Four) by 3.
Æ: The Archangel overpowered COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask at 28:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 41:47 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 3,275) |
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West Coast title: SOS/GHETTO: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter bested RFD: Saberclaw at 27:36 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over Max Dotsun in 1 at 2:18 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over Hacker Jaw in 2 at 1:04 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble overpowered COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 19:00 (Maerd a si efil) by 6.
Æ: The Undertaker overpowered RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:15 (Figure Four) by 2.
Southwest title: COT: Cahnwee Geddaboofe overpowered RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 15:27 (Special Request) by 6.
COT/T-GOB: The Godfather of Plunge beat Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 28:45 (Full Bowl) by 4.
Main event: Æ: Sins destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 51:53 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 5,946) |
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RFD: Saberclaw overpowered RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:53 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 3:26 (Spinning Back Fist) by 118.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. in 9 at 9:20 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble drew Æ: The Zombie at 3:26 (Double Disqualification).
Æ: The Archangel defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 27:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith at 27:26 (Missile) by 1.
COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask beat Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:44 (European Uppercut) by 78.
Main event: Æ: Sins pinned Æ: The Archangel at 45:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 5,541) |
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RFD: Saberclaw drew COT: Super Shadow Machine at 8:33 (No Contest).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked The Human Pretzel in 6 at 4:36 (Chickenwing) by 92.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over VIRUS/TSD: Masked Justice #3 at 18:55 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Great Lakes title: SOS/GHETTO: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson won over Æ: Sins at 27:37 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 2.
Æ: Sins bested RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 16:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title).
Æ: The Ghoul defeated RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 29:36 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* tied VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves and Mr. Eaves* at 7:18 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: Æ: Sins decked COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 34:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Bari (Attendance: 9,967) |
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RFD: Saberclaw overpowered Æ: Grim Reaper at 27:50 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 6:22 (Chickenwing) by 78.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over VIRUS/TSD: "Fatale" Dawn Destiny in 12 at 7:44 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/GHETTO: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks destroyed Æ: The Archangel at 28:30 (Respeck This!) by 2.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson drew Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 4:43 (Double Disqualification).
Æ: Sins beat RFD: Masked Warrior at 24:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
COT: Boring Machine and Rich Mann* beat COT: Super Shadow Machine and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* at 28:08 (Mann Up) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Sins bested Æ: The Undertaker at 47:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 8,294) |
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COT: Guy Mann destroyed RFD: Saberclaw at 28:05 (The Heir Apparent) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:12 (Chickenwing) by 108.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar destroyed SOS/IND: Big L. Huge at 8:19 (In the Name of Violence) by 37.
VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied defeated SOS/GHETTO: Craile at 29:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton tied Æ: Vlad Dracul (Time Limit).
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves bested Æ: Vlad Dracul at 27:54 (Figure Four) by 3.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask and Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask* defeated Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 4:18 (European Uppercut) by 76.
Main event: Æ: Sins annihilated Æ: Vlad Dracul at 21:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 2,004) |
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RFD: Saberclaw defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith at 29:35 (Figure Four) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar annihilated EDGE: Bill Pardy in 14 at 9:24 (Figure Four) by 30.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered VIRUS/TSD: Lucifer at 9:11 (In the Name of Violence) by 31.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 27:06 (Crucified) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: Zipperface tied Æ: The Undertaker (Time Limit).
VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied bested COT/ROOM: Chicken Peter at 29:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves and Mr. Eaves* outmuscled COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask* and Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 15:29 (Figure Four) by 10.
Main event: Æ: Sins bested SOS/GHETTO: Psychobabble at 29:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 9,235) |
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RFD: Saberclaw won over VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves at 27:32 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked The Shmoe in 6 at 3:21 (Chickenwing) by 72.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer at 9:08 (In the Name of Violence) by 28.
SOS/GHETTO: Graft the Pyromaniac drew RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson (Time Limit).
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp pinned Æ: Vlad Dracul at 29:13 (CBT Torture Submission) by 4.
Æ: Death Express outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 28:21 (Figure Four) by 3.
COT: Boring Machine and Rich Mann* destroyed COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask* and Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 14:26 (Mann Up) by 13.
Main event: Æ: Sins bested RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 25:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 7,092) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over VIRUS/TSD: "Poison" Lucifer Destiny in 11 at 23:56 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 0:40 (Chickenwing) by 121.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over EDGE: Malcolm Reynolds in 7 at 4:35 (Count Out).
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles defeated Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 29:26 (Spray Foam in Eyes) by 2.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over pinned RFD: Mr. Massive at 27:52 (Bozo Did the Dub) by 5.
COT: Regular Machine won over Æ: Vlad Dracul at 29:56 (One Milk One Sugar) by 2.
COT: Regular Machine* and Boring Machine won over Gregory the Gigantic* and Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:58 (European Uppercut) by 76.
Main event: Æ: Sins outmuscled RFD: Saberclaw at 45:50 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 8,712) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 2:00 (Spinning Back Fist) by 98.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned EDGE: Bob Waite at 9:22 (In the Name of Violence) by 32.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 14 at 3:13 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/GHETTO: The Deranged Mechanic won over RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 29:21 (Deranged Dreams) by 4.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves decked COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 27:50 (Figure Four) by 3.
Æ: The Undertaker bested VIRUS/LPPF: Shawn Steel at 29:32 (Figure Four) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves and Mr. Eaves* tied COT: Regular Machine and Boring Machine* (Time Limit).
Main event: Æ: Sins beat RFD: Masked Warrior at 28:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 7,095) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar bested Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:49 (Chickenwing) by 109.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over ACE: New Jersey Devil in 14 at 6:48 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over EDGE: Mark Devereaux in 8 at 3:55 (Count Out).
TV title: SOS/GHETTO: Death Gambler defeated RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 27:33 (Rollin' Dice DVD) by 4.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over pinned COT: "The Grey Wolf" Doug McMaster at 14:13 (Bozo Did the Dub) by 21.
Æ: The Archangel pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Shawn Steel at 27:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
COT: Boring Machine and Rich Mann* decked VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves and Mr. Eaves* at 29:02 (Mann Up) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Sins outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "Original Gangsta" Montez Stokes at 45:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 10. |
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| Card 14: Held in Nashville (Attendance: 5,620) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered PG: The Pain Bringer Benjamin Wittstruck at 6:13 (In the Name of Violence) by 27.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 5:06 (Chickenwing) by 90.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked SOS/IND: Bill Debeerham in 8 at 7:59 (Spinning Back Fist) by 15.
Central Plains title: SOS/GHETTO: The Wreckage decked Æ: Brotherhood of Death at 18:41 (Crashwreck) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves annihilated COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 29:06 (Figure Four) by 1.
COT: Boring Machine drew Æ: The Undertaker (Time Limit).
COT/CLOWNZ: Tinkles, Crinkles, and Sprinkles* outmuscled COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* at 29:08 (Clown Car) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Sins bested SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 15:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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| Card 15: Held in Echo (Attendance: 9,715) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated Jason Adams III in 6 at 4:13 (Chickenwing) by 94.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar won over The Shamemonger in 6 at 5:43 (Chickenwing) by 99.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar pinned Æ: The Undertaker at 28:21 (In the Name of Violence) by 2.
East Coast title: COT/CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied at 27:31 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 3.
COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over won over Æ: Fire at 28:10 (Bozo Did the Dub) by 4.
COT: "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll" Bernard Lewis won over Æ: The Archangel at 27:01 (Project Hoju Kwijibo) by 2.
League Six-man titles: VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves, Forgiven Faith*, and Mr. Eaves overpowered COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask, and Alex Medved in a Machine Mask* at 27:47 (Figure Four) by 5.
Main event: Æ: Sins destroyed COT: Carter Matthews, PhD at 12:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 25. |
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| Card 16: Held in Bagdad (Attendance: 9,701) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 1:27 (In the Name of Violence) by 150.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled Joey W. in 6 at 6:00 (Chickenwing) by 68.
RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage bested Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 3:29 (European Uppercut) by 80 (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter drew RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 3:36 (Double Count Out).
RFD: Sgt. Slammer destroyed COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask at 28:59 (Missile) by 2.
Æ: Sins overpowered COT/CLOWNZ: Buffo at 28:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
Main event: Æ: Sins annihilated SOS/GHETTO: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 58:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 3,065) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar defeated VIRUS/TSD: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny at 9:35 (In the Name of Violence) by 32.
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar overpowered Martin T. Jobber in 6 at 4:33 (Chickenwing) by 82.
SOS/GHETTO: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter bested RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:48 (South Side Swagbuster) by 2.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson drew COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 4:30 (Double Disqualification).
COT/CLOWNZ: Sprinkles defeated Æ: Sins at 27:13 (Making Magic) by 2.
COT: Rich Mann overpowered Æ: The Undertaker at 28:04 (Patriarchal Press) by 2. |
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| Card 18: Held in Rome (Attendance: 3,803) |
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SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar over Sir Losealot in 2 at 0:19 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar decked Jones McCallister in 14 at 0:47 (Figure Four) by 136.
Northeast title: SOS/GHETTO: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated COT/CLOWNZ: Bozo Dubbed Over at 23:07 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 6.
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson destroyed RFD: Sgt. Slammer at 28:10 (Piledriver) by 2.
COT: Dude Mann drew Æ: The Archangel at 3:11 (Double Disqualification).
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel beat Æ: The Undertaker at 27:08 (Steel Chair Shot) by 3 (cage). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Akron (Attendance: 3,219) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Forgiven Faith took home $1,000 after being hurled out by COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask.
COT: Monkhbatyn Biligbataar in a Machine Mask nabbed $1,100 when he was flung out by COT: Carter Matthews, PhD.
COT: Alex Medved in a Machine Mask snatched an imaginary $1,200 after COT: Guy Mann flipped him between the ropes.
COT: Boring Machine pocketed $1,300 after VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel threw him onto the steps.
VIRUS/LPPF: Cody Steel collected $1,400 when he got hurled out of the ring by VIRUS/LPPF: Shawn Steel.
COT: Tenzin Biligbataar in a Machine Mask grabbed $1,500 after SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton hurled him out.
COT: Guy Mann was paid $1,600 when VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied catapulted him out of the ring.
VIRUS/LPPF: Shawn Steel got $1,700 after he was thrown out of the ring by COT: Regular Machine.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mike Eaves collected $1,800 when VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves threw him out.
COT: "The Grey Wolf" Doug McMaster earned $1,900 after he was thrown out of the ring by VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied.
SOS/GHETTO: The Gimp pocketed $2,000 after VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves threw him between the ropes.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Eaves won $2,100 in imaginary earnings when COT: Regular Machine threw him into the audience.
VIRUS/LPPF: Dream Denied got $2,200 in imaginary money after he got thrown into some chairs at ringside by SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Bandit" Trey Compton pocketed $2,300 after COT: Super Shadow Machine flung him outside the ring.
COT: Super Shadow Machine nabbed $2,400 when COT: Carter Matthews, PhD flung him between the ropes.
COT: Regular Machine grabbed $2,500 when COT: Carter Matthews, PhD threw him onto the announcer's table.
COT: Carter Matthews, PhD was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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