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| EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #336 -- SUMMER 2017 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Oakland (Attendance: 30,761) |
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VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan bested LPPF: Harry "C-Walk" Overcash at 2:47 (giant swing) by 100.
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King outmuscled KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 15:12 (Sword of Destruction) by 11 (non-title,).
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner over Zachary Blast at 10:06 (count out).
VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo destroyed EDGE: Amanda Reckonwidth at 15:35 (DDT) by 16 *** won the Southern title.
VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny beat The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green at 24:54 (Dragon Mist) by 8 *** won the Mountain title.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan defeated VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. at 23:35 (Thoracic Slashing) by 8.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner beat VIRUS/TSD: "Gluttony of Sour Grapes" Mr L. at 24:20 (Boston crab) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Kardashian Fanatic Matt Y. overpowered KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 43:32 (Kardashians are the Best!) by 4. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Louisville (Attendance: 22,143) |
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KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner over LPPF: Harry "C-Walk" Overcash at 9:11 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian bested KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 28:30 (The Masked Driver) by 5.
KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West beat Zachary Blast at 5:02 (pole ram) by 92.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan destroyed LPPF: Jeremy "The Worm" Lee at 2:09 (airplane spin) by 139.
The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green decked Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 2:41 (flying drop kick) by 102 (Busker Street Fight).
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King outmuscled KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian at 28:01 (Sword of Destruction) by 3.
KDSN: The Little Brat North West defeated KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner at 27:04 (The Little Brat Plex) by 1 *** won the Central title.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian decked KDSN: Kardashian Fanatic Matt Y. at 40:34 (The Masked Plunge) by 3. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Quebec (Attendance: 38,521) |
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VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan destroyed VIRUS/TSD: "Pride Before Fall" at 23:17 (Thoracic Slashing) by 9.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner outmuscled KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 24:53 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 7.
EDGE: Janitor decked The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green at 28:11 (backroll press) by 4 (Home Improvement).
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner decked LPPF: Jeremy "The Worm" Lee at 0:52 (body slam) by 136.
The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green won over VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Enforcer at 29:43 (The Grand Finale!) by 5.
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King defeated Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 0:28 (Sword of Destruction) by 167.
KDSN: Kim's Pal La La Anthony won over KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas at 28:42 (Get Off Kim's Back!) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner drew KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian (double count out). |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Naples (Attendance: 43,611) |
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KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner beat VIRUS/TSD: "Pride Before Fall" at 28:39 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 5.
KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian pinned KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 27:34 (Socializing to Greatness) by 5.
KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian pinned Sam Shadows at 6:48 (overhead toss) by 86.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan won over LPPF: Josh "Do it Big" Linzi at 4:28 (airplane spin) by 93.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan annihilated The Misfits: Chuckles the Clown at 23:34 (Thoracic Slashing) by 8 *** won the Dixie title.
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King won over KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West at 18:26 (Sword of Destruction) by 9.
VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo overpowered KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas at 15:14 (Caribbean Plunge) by 8 (non-title,).
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian won over The Misfits: Chuckles the Clown at 39:38 (The Masked Plunge) by 4. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 14,151) |
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KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian overpowered KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 28:18 (Socializing to Greatness) by 2.
KDSN: Kim's Pal La La Anthony pinned KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 23:13 (Get Off Kim's Back!) by 7.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan defeated Sam Shadows at 3:41 (giant swing) by 88.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner destroyed LPPF: Josh "Do it Big" Linzi at 5:52 (body slam) by 90.
KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian defeated The Misfits: Chuckles the Clown at 29:06 (Socializing to Greatness) by 2.
KDSN: Kardashian Fanatic Matt Y. overpowered Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 1:38 (Kardashians are the Best!) by 160 (non-title).
KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian beat Tork Levinson at 7:37 (choke slam) by 71.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian overpowered EDGE: Glistening Gloom at 44:48 (The Masked Plunge) by 8. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 28,718) |
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KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian overpowered EDGE: Glistening Gloom at 27:32 (Socializing to Greatness) by 3 *** won the Eastern title.
KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian pinned EDGE: Magnificent Margarita at 29:41 (brain buster) by 5.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner bested Sam Shadows at 4:43 (arm lock) by 81.
KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian annihilated EDGE: "Ms. Malice" Alice Dallas at 29:37 (The Masked Driver) by 5.
EDGE: Incredible Halt bested KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas at 28:12 (DDT) by 2.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner outmuscled VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #5 at 17:52 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 9.
VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny and VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan* defeated KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian and KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian* at 23:54 (Disembowelment) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian decked The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green at 49:10 (The Masked Plunge) by 4. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 35,686) |
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KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas outmuscled KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian at 27:31 (First But Not the Last!) by 1.
KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas decked KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 27:58 (First But Not the Last!) by 3.
KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian destroyed EDGE: Hannah Bull at 24:34 (The Masked Plex) by 7.
KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian annihilated KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian at 29:13 (The Masked Plunge) by 2 *** won the Prairie title.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan beat VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #8 at 10:44 (Thoracic Slashing) by 12.
KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian tied KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian (no contest).
VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo* and VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo decked KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian* and KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian at 29:03 (Caribbean Hangover) by 4 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian decked KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian at 51:41 (The Masked Plex) by 2. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Fargo (Attendance: 23,780) |
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VIRUS: Lone Wolf Xavier Sanchez outmuscled KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 21:48 (Howling Wolf) by 7.
KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian outmuscled KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 23:15 (Socializing to Greatness) by 8.
VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo decked EDGE: Glistening Gloom at 19:47 (Caribbean Plunge) by 12 (non-title,).
KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian decked KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian at 28:38 (Socializing to Greatness) by 1.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner overpowered VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #8 at 23:04 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 8.
KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian defeated Jones McCallister at 0:23 (backroll press) by 126.
KDSN: The Little Brat North West and KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West over Zachary Blast and Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 8:55 (disqualification -- hit ref).
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian outmuscled KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas at 26:23 (The Masked Plex) by 6. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Malta (Attendance: 19,324) |
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VIRUS: Lone Wolf Xavier Sanchez decked KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian at 29:15 (Howling Wolf) by 2.
KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian bested Hacker Jaw at 6:51 (pole ram) by 81 (non-title).
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan bested LPPF: The Gene Jerry Hernandez at 2:53 (Thoracic Slashing) by 142.
VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo annihilated KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian at 27:34 (Caribbean Plunge) by 4 *** won the Atlantic title.
KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian annihilated KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West at 23:43 (The Masked Plex) by 6.
KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian bested KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West at 29:32 (The Masked Driver) by 3.
VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny* and VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan defeated KDSN: The Little Brat North West and KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West* at 17:45 (Disembowelment) by 6 *** won the Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian annihilated KDSN: Masked Kimberly Kardashian at 50:19 (The Masked Plex) by 4. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 42,181) |
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VIRUS: Lone Wolf Xavier Sanchez tied KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner (time limit).
KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian won over KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 22:43 (The Masked Plex) by 9 *** won the TV title.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner defeated LPPF: The Gene Jerry Hernandez at 0:23 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 138.
The Misfits: Chuckles the Clown bested LPPF: Semper Fi Chris Hinkley at 0:40 (Whoopie Cushion) by 136 (ROTC).
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan bested VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #5 at 16:26 (Thoracic Slashing) by 13.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner pinned VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #3 at 29:53 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 5.
VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo and VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo* won over KDSN: The Little Brat North West* and KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West at 27:47 (Caribbean Hangover) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian defeated EDGE: Amanda Reckonwidth at 27:32 (Boston crab) by 13. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Tunis (Attendance: 10,700) |
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KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian decked EDGE: Glistening Gloom at 28:27 (You're Fat!) by 1.
KDSN: The Little Brat North West overpowered KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 23:32 (The Little Brat Plex) by 8.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan annihilated LPPF: The Wal Mart Stick Up Man at 0:50 (Thoracic Slashing) by 116.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan pinned LPPF: Semper Fi Chris Hinkley at 4:38 (airplane spin) by 108.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan annihilated VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #3 at 21:51 (Thoracic Slashing) by 9.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner destroyed Jones McCallister at 1:50 (backroll press) by 128.
KDSN: The Little Brat North West and KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West drew KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian and KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian (no contest) (Tag-team title).
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King pinned KDSN: Masked Khloe Kardashian at 47:20 (Sword of Destruction) by 2. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Juneau (Attendance: 31,923) |
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KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian defeated EDGE: Amanda Reckonwidth at 29:50 (brain buster) by 5.
VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo beat KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 24:20 (giant swing) by 8.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner destroyed LPPF: The Wal Mart Stick Up Man at 3:09 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 112.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner bested LPPF: Semper Fi Chris Hinkley at 2:12 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 140.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan bested Jones McCallister at 2:54 (giant swing) by 73.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner annihilated VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #1 at 28:27 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 3.
VIRUS: Lone Wolf Xavier Sanchez, VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny*, and VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan decked KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian*, KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West, and KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian at 20:50 (Wolf Attack) by 8 (Six-man title) *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King outmuscled EDGE: Magnificent Margarita at 13:20 (brain buster) by 16. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Manchester (Attendance: 11,041) |
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KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian outmuscled KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 19:28 (The Masked Plunge) by 7.
The Misfits: Flapjack the Rodeo Clown defeated Evil Clown Malevo at 28:32 (Barrel Roll) by 2 (Fun House).
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan over LPPF: Nathan "Forest" Sickler at 13:16 (count out).
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan bested Max Dotsun at 0:33 (giant swing) by 118.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan won over VIRUS/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #1 at 17:37 (Thoracic Slashing) by 7.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner annihilated KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas at 29:27 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 4 *** won the Pacific title.
KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian*, KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West, and KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian bested Sam Shadows, Max Dotsun, and Hacker Jaw* at 4:39 (atomic drop) by 62 *** won the TV Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King decked VIRUS: Lone Wolf Xavier Sanchez at 50:32 (Sword of Destruction) by 4. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Panama City (Attendance: 42,162) |
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The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green pinned KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 28:54 (The Grand Finale!) by 3.
VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo won over The Misfits: Flapjack the Rodeo Clown at 17:54 (Jamaican Assault) by 8 (Texas Bullrope).
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner outmuscled LPPF: Nathan "Forest" Sickler at 1:35 (Boston crab) by 111.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner defeated Max Dotsun at 4:23 (arm lock) by 111.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan outmuscled Tork Levinson at 2:34 (Texas cloverleaf) by 124.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner over Tork Levinson at 10:11 (disqualification -- refused to break choke).
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King, VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo, and VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo* decked KDSN: Socialite Kim Kardashian, KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West, and KDSN: Socialite Khloe Kardashian* at 18:15 (Shock of Death) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King overpowered KDSN: Kim's Pal La La Anthony at 28:17 (Sword of Destruction) by 4. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Hamburg (Attendance: 43,373) |
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The Misfits: Chuckles the Clown annihilated KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 27:15 (Whoopie Cushion) by 3.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan destroyed Zachary Blast at 3:23 (giant swing) by 91.
KDSN: Kim's Pal La La Anthony pinned EDGE: Amanda Reckonwidth at 15:19 (brain buster) by 12.
KDSN: Kim's Former Husband Damon Thomas destroyed Max Dotsun at 3:59 (giant swing) by 118.
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan pinned Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 1:12 (Thoracic Slashing) by 167.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner destroyed Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf at 1:54 (Managing My Girls to Victory) by 163.
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS: Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo tied VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King (no contest). |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 40,125) |
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KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West pinned KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian at 28:43 (The Western Plex) by 3.
VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King destroyed Zachary Blast at 2:30 (choke slam) by 93.
KDSN: The Little Brat North West defeated EDGE: Amanda Reckonwidth at 14:43 (The Little Brat Plex) by 12 (non-title,).
The Misfits: Street Performer Billy Green drew KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West (double disqualification).
VIRUS: The Beast of LeGevaudan outmuscled Hacker Jaw at 5:02 (giant swing) by 86.
KDSN: "Momager" Kris Jenner won over Hacker Jaw at 1:46 (arm lock) by 79.
MAIN EVENT: VIRUS/MM: Skyblade the Tiger King beat KDSN: Kim's Husband Kanye West at 26:04 (Sword of Destruction) by 8. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 45,657) |
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VIRUS: Lone Wolf Xavier Sanchez was paid $1,000 when he got thrown onto the announcer's table by KDSN: The Little Brat North West.
KDSN: The Little Brat Saint West earned $1,100 after getting tossed into the audience by VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny.
VIRUS: Donny "the Blazing" Flammingo won a cool $1,200 in imaginary earnings when KDSN: The Little Brat North West threw him onto the concrete floor.
KDSN: The Little Brat North West snatched $1,300 in imaginary earnings when VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny flung him into his manager at ringside.
VIRUS: Blue Dragon of Destiny won the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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