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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #474 -- JULY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 3,554) |
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SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter defeated EDGE: Grim Reaper at 29:09 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Sir Losealot in 6 at 3:04 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
RFD: Razor tied HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn (Time Limit).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks outmuscled Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 6:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles over The Human Pretzel in 3 at 2:02 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
HERO: E. Zack Lee pinned RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson at 28:49 (Precision) by 1.
CURE: Mr. Eaves outmuscled EDGE: Grim Reaper at 28:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 32:31 (Endowellment) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 8,555) |
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Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: The Gimp outmuscled RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 27:43 (CBT Torture Submission) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Zachary Blast in 2 at 3:20 (Count Out).
Central Plains title: CURE: Dream Denied pinned RFD: Razor at 27:59 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Les S. Moore in 6 at 2:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 114.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler won over CLOWNZ: Crinkles at 15:22 (Slingshot Suplex) by 8.
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez at 29:42 (Strictly ForBoden) by 5.
West Coast title: CLOWNZ: Explosivo beat EDGE: Grim Reaper at 19:42 (Big Explosion) by 7.
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated RFD: Razor at 32:50 (Endowellment) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 6,870) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter tied HERO: Dude Mann at 2:17 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled Kongaroo in 6 at 2:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
RFD: Razor defeated CURE: Mr. Eaves at 27:58 (Back Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Shmoe in 6 at 3:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 74.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 2:26 (European Uppercut) by 81.
RFD: Mr. Massive overpowered SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 27:34 (Very Big Splash) by 4.
EDGE: Grim Reaper tied CURE: Cody Steel at 8:02 (No Contest).
Main event: HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 55:06 (Endowellment) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 6,205) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter destroyed HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 29:23 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Max Dotsun in 2 at 1:36 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
HERO: E. Zack Lee defeated SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown at 21:52 (Precision) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 3:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles annihilated Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:02 (European Uppercut) by 107.
COT: Super Shadow Machine bested CLOWNZ: Mugzy at 29:07 (Super Shadowban) by 2.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler destroyed HERO: Skip Towne at 28:48 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
Main event: RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler annihilated HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 42:13 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 2,237) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter outmuscled CURE: Mike Eaves at 29:03 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 24:51 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Jason Adams III in 6 at 2:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 114.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 1:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles beat The Shmoe in 6 at 5:41 (European Uppercut) by 67.
COT: Super Shadow Machine bested HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 29:34 (Super Shadowban) by 1.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler won over CURE: Dream Denied at 28:56 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive outmuscled RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 28:18 (Very Big Splash) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 4,289) |
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RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter overpowered HERO: Curtis Sea at 16:03 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Horatio Thunderbelly in 6 at 4:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles beat Jason Adams III in 6 at 1:05 (European Uppercut) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat The Shamemonger in 6 at 1:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles overpowered Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 3:52 (European Uppercut) by 97.
Rocky Mountains title: CLOWNZ: Buffo beat COT: Super Shadow Machine at 27:19 (World's Strongest Splash) by 4.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler won over CLOWNZ: Dinkers at 27:03 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive won over RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 34:28 (Very Big Splash) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 3,055) |
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HERO: E. Zack Lee decked SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 18:15 (Precision) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Human Pretzel in 6 at 3:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 2:03 (Respeck This!) by 154.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks decked Joey W. in 6 at 5:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 65.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 5:23 (European Uppercut) by 93.
COT: Super Shadow Machine decked CURE: Cody Steel at 28:40 (Super Shadowban) by 4.
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered RFD: Masked Warrior at 19:12 (Strictly ForBoden) by 8.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive pinned COT: Super Fast Machine at 43:43 (Very Big Splash) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 9,450) |
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COT: Super Shadow Machine overpowered RFD: Saberclaw at 27:34 (Super Shadowban) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 4:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles defeated The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 1:05 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 145.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 3:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 95.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles bested The Shamemonger at 2:44 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 149.
Pacific Northwest title: CLOWNZ: Bugzy defeated COT: Super Fast Machine at 29:11 (Bug Out) by 4.
RFD: Mr. Massive won over HERO: Dee Snuts at 28:23 (Very Big Splash) by 4.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive bested COT: Super Shadow Machine at 29:10 (Very Big Splash) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 8,979) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested The Westfield Strangler in 6 at 3:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Les S. Moore in 6 at 1:15 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 6:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated Hacker Jaw in 6 at 4:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles overpowered Joey W. in 10 at 2:05 (Chickenwing) by 109.
COT: Super Fast Machine bested HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 27:40 (Super Fast Count) by 1.
RFD: Mr. Massive destroyed CURE: Forgiven Faith at 28:36 (Very Big Splash) by 1.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive beat HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 34:02 (Very Big Splash) by 3. |
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| Card 10: Held in Tulsa (Attendance: 5,386) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered The Westfield Strangler in 8 at 2:50 (European Uppercut) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked The Shmoe in 6 at 3:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 76.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 6:20 (European Uppercut) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 14 at 3:26 (Count Out).
CLOWNZ: Crinkles decked Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 4:17 (European Uppercut) by 88.
RFD: Sgt. Slammer decked COT: Super Fast Machine at 29:17 (Missile) by 1.
Southwest title: CURE: Forgiven Faith won over HERO: E. Zack Lee at 28:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive won over HERO: E. Zack Lee at 54:37 (Very Big Splash) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Mexico City (Attendance: 5,354) |
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CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled The Westfield Strangler at 2:50 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 161.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Grady Ringlebopper in 6 at 0:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered Zachary Blast in 6 at 3:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 85.
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn destroyed SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 27:11 (Consider It Dunn) by 2.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles bested Hacker Jaw in 6 at 6:30 (European Uppercut) by 71.
COT: Super Fast Machine defeated SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw at 28:09 (Super Fast Count) by 5.
CURE: Shawn Steel beat HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 28:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4 (non-title).
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive defeated EDGE: Grim Reaper at 26:12 (Very Big Splash) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Crete (Attendance: 2,710) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat EDGE: Grim Reaper at 28:57 (In the Name of Violence) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 2:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles destroyed Zachary Blast in 6 at 1:33 (European Uppercut) by 78.
SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter bested CLOWNZ: Tinkles at 27:45 (The Dime-Maker) by 1.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles pinned SOS/IND: Juan Howard at 5:59 (Atomic Eye Gouge) by 27.
COT: Super Fast Machine beat HERO: Kraven DeGold at 28:59 (Super Fast Count) by 4.
COT: Super Shadow Machine and Super Fast Machine* outmuscled HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell* and "Super Stud" Jon Boden in 9 at 10:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 17.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive bested SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 37:07 (Very Big Splash) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 3,278) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale beat Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 2:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 119.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale outmuscled The Shamemonger in 6 at 5:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler pinned SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 29:08 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic destroyed HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 27:39 (Deranged Dreams) by 3.
COT: Super Shadow Machine won over SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 28:45 (Super Shadowban) by 3.
RFD: Mr. Massive defeated CLOWNZ: Sprinkles at 21:03 (Very Big Splash) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls, COT: Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine* won over HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* at 19:54 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 9.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive defeated SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 42:48 (Very Big Splash) by 1. |
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| Card 14: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 1,630) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks pinned Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 2:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Joey W. in 6 at 5:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 67.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks defeated Kongaroo in 6 at 6:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.
HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn beat SOS/ARMY: The Wreckage at 27:33 (Consider It Dunn) by 1.
HERO: Guy Mann annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 28:48 (The Heir Apparent) by 2.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler overpowered HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 28:16 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
League Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax, COT: Super Shadow Machine, and Super Fast Machine* decked HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* at 24:15 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 10.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive defeated SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 51:44 (Very Big Splash) by 5. |
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| Card 15: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 8,816) |
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CLOWNZ: Crinkles decked Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 2:06 (European Uppercut) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale decked Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 3:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks won over Max Dotsun in 6 at 6:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 29:01 (Strictly ForBoden) by 3.
CURE: Mike Eaves beat SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 27:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
RFD: Mr. Massive won over HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 17:41 (Very Big Splash) by 6.
COT: Super Shadow Machine, Super Fast Machine*, and HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* at 22:29 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 10.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 58:06 (Very Big Splash) by 4. |
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| Card 16: Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 2,425) |
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RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage pinned EDGE: Grim Reaper at 27:30 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Hacker Jaw in 2 at 1:00 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 28:50 (Respeck This!) by 5.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles won over Kongaroo in 10 at 2:33 (Chickenwing) by 151.
East Coast title: CURE: Shawn Steel annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 22:02 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9.
HERO: E. Zack Lee decked HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 28:48 (Precision) by 2.
COT: Super Shadow Machine, Super Fast Machine*, and HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* at 17:46 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 10.
Main event: RFD: Mr. Massive destroyed SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 35:47 (Very Big Splash) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 3,093) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Jason Adams III in 2 at 1:30 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 6 at 8:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 22.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks beat Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 2:46 (European Uppercut) by 135.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles outmuscled Max Dotsun in 6 at 6:30 (European Uppercut) by 87.
HERO: Rich Mann destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 24:36 (Patriarchal Press) by 9.
HERO: "Super Stud" Jon Boden bested HERO: "The Expert" Lee Dunn at 27:29 (Strictly ForBoden) by 3.
TV Six-man titles: HERO: Dude Mann, Guy Mann, and Rich Mann* won over CLOWNZ: Tinkles, Crinkles, and Sprinkles* at 8:32 (Mann Down) by 15. |
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| Card 18: Held in Philadelphia (Attendance: 2,206) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall in 6 at 2:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
SOS/ARMY: Craile defeated RFD: Razor at 27:55 (Morose DDT) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered The Human Pretzel in 6 at 0:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
CLOWNZ: Crinkles overpowered Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 1:15 (Ankle Lock) by 130.
RFD: Masked Hound Spike outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter at 16:44 (Landslide) by 7.
CLOWNZ: Pugzy decked EDGE: Grim Reaper at 27:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Burton (Attendance: 9,182) |
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CURE: Mike Eaves grabbed $1,000 when COT: Super Fast Machine and SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar threw him into the audience.
RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler earned $1,100 after he was flung outside the ring by HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell.
CURE: Cody Steel was given $1,200 when CURE: Shawn Steel flipped him into his manager at ringside.
CURE: Dream Denied gained $1,300 when CURE: Mr. Eaves threw him into some fans at ringside.
RFD: Mr. Massive got an imaginary $1,400 when he got tossed over the turnbuckle by CURE: Shawn Steel.
CURE: Mr. Eaves was given $1,500 when COT: Super Fast Machine flung him onto the apron.
COT: Super Fast Machine picked up an imaginary $1,600 when he got thrown out by COT: Super Shadow Machine.
COT: Super Shadow Machine was given $1,700 when CURE: Forgiven Faith hurled him out of the ring.
RFD: Razor nabbed $1,800 after SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar threw him out.
SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar collected $1,900 after being thrown out by SOS/ARMY: The Gimp.
HERO: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell was paid $2,000 after SOS/ARMY: The Gimp threw him onto the concrete floor.
CURE: Shawn Steel received $2,100 after getting thrown between the ropes by CURE: Forgiven Faith.
CURE: Forgiven Faith grabbed $2,200 after SOS/ARMY: The Gimp hurled him out.
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp was the winner of the ECL battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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