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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE

BULLETIN #451 -- MARCH 2024

Card 1: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 366)

SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter bested RFD: The Impostor at 27:48 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale defeated Jason Adams III in 6 at 6:11 (Headlock) by 83 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Les S. Moore in 6 at 3:42 (Headlock) by 99 (non-title).
COT: Miniscule Machine decked SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 28:53 (Very Small Package) by 4 (non-title).
COT: Miniscule Machine, Super Shadow Machine*, and Super Fast Machine defeated COT: So-So Machine, Low Quality Machine*, and Pretty Good Machine in 13 at 13:56 (Superplex) by 15.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 40:22 (Crucified) by 4.

Card 2: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 413)

RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 29:47 (Spear) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 1:22 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 137 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale overpowered The Shmoe at 1:58 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 152 (non-title).
West Coast title: CURE: Shawn Steel defeated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 20:37 (Figure Four) by 8.

Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine defeated SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher at 36:06 (Very Small Package) by 1.

Card 3: Held in Toledo (Attendance: 960)

RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 27:05 (Spear) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Sir Losealot in 6 at 4:36 (Headlock) by 90 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Grady Ringlebopper in 1 at 3:23 (Disqualification: used steel chair) (non-title).
Southeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter outmuscled RFD: The Impostor at 28:41 (The Dime-Maker) by 4.

Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine destroyed RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter at 53:39 (Very Small Package) by 2.

Card 4: Held in Boston (Attendance: 370)

RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter defeated COT: Super Fast Machine at 29:28 (Spear) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Zachary Blast in 7 at 2:05 (Spinning Back Fist) by 110 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale bested Warren Wrassleman in 6 at 5:37 (Headlock) by 97 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface decked RFD: The Roanoke Rottweiler at 28:21 (No Safe-Word) by 3.
Main event: COT: Miniscule Machine beat SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks at 43:54 (Very Small Package) by 4.

Card 5: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 901)

RFD: Sadistic Syd Slaughter pinned CURE: Forgiven Faith at 27:23 (Spear) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 29:29 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Shamemonger in 1 at 9:17 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface destroyed CURE: Dream Denied at 27:52 (No Safe-Word) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: Zipperface tied COT: Miniscule Machine at 3:16 (No Contest).

Card 6: Held in Luxembourg (Attendance: 459)

COT: Super Shadow Machine beat SOS/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 28:34 (Shadowban) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Craile won over SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 18:57 (Morose DDT) by 8.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Joey W. in 2 at 3:22 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Zipperface annihilated RFD: Fang at 29:46 (No Safe-Word) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Razor outmuscled COT: Miniscule Machine at 55:52 (Back Suplex) by 2.

Card 7: Held in Zurich (Attendance: 529)

SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic bested RFD: Saberclaw at 29:31 (Deranged Dreams) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter pinned SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 23:29 (Five-Star Toadsplash) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over Hacker Jaw in 6 at 3:50 (Headlock) by 85 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: The Gimp overpowered CURE: Cody Steel at 28:47 (CBT Torture Submission) by 3.
Main event: RFD: Razor annihilated CURE: Cody Steel at 44:00 (Back Suplex) by 5.

Card 8: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 848)

SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over The Westfield Strangler in 2 at 4:16 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over Kongaroo in 2 at 5:52 (Count Out) (non-title).
RFD: The Impostor outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 29:05 (Spear) by 4.
COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled COT: Miniscule Machine at 29:23 (Shadowban) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: RFD: Razor outmuscled RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 49:41 (Back Suplex) by 7.

Card 9: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 572)

Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar beat CURE: Cody Steel at 23:29 (In the Name of Violence) by 8.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez won over SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 20:33 (X Marks the Spot) by 10.

CURE: Cody Steel defeated SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 29:25 (Steel Chair Shot) by 2.
COT: Miniscule Machine bested RFD: Mr. Massive at 28:24 (Very Small Package) by 5.
Main event: RFD: Razor beat RFD: The Impostor at 45:01 (Back Suplex) by 3.

Card 10: Held in Sialkot (Attendance: 706)

SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated Chuckles the Sensitive Clown in 6 at 1:57 (Headlock) by 112 (non-title).
COT: Miniscule Machine beat SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 29:50 (Very Small Package) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale over SOS/IND: Juan Howard in 14 at 6:39 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title).
COT: Super Shadow Machine pinned RFD: Masked Warrior at 15:56 (Shadowban) by 11.
Main event: COT: Super Shadow Machine won over RFD: Razor at 56:46 (Shadowban) by 3.

Card 11: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 880)

RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage tied SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 21:19 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated COT: So-So Machine in 13 at 10:22 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 12 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: RFD: Razor outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Zipperface at 28:59 (Back Suplex) by 2.

COT: Super Shadow Machine beat CURE: Mike Eaves at 21:29 (Shadowban) by 10.
Main event: COT: Super Shadow Machine defeated SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 18:29 (Shadowban) by 9.

Card 12: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 879)

Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown pinned RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 14:36 (Mild Sauce Drop) by 11.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed COT: Low Quality Machine at 7:32 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 25 (non-title).
RFD: Razor over CURE: Mr. Eaves in 12 at 4:39 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
COT: Super Shadow Machine annihilated RFD: Mauler at 22:48 (Shadowban) by 7.
Main event: COT: Super Shadow Machine bested SOS/ARMY: Death Gambler at 52:44 (Shadowban) by 4.

Card 13: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 386)

RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage drew COT: Super Fast Machine at 5:01 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale won over COT: Pretty Good Machine at 4:26 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 31 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks overpowered COT: Super Fast Machine at 29:49 (Respeck This!) by 1.
CURE: Cody Steel won over COT: Super Fast Machine at 28:17 (Steel Chair Shot) by 2.
Main event: COT: Super Shadow Machine decked SOS/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 36:57 (Shadowban) by 4.

Card 14: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 739)

SOS/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw pinned RFD: Killer Kyle Carnage at 16:42 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale destroyed Horatio Thunderbelly in 8 at 0:31 (Ankle Lock) by 135 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks tied RFD: Graveyard at 3:12 (No Contest).
RFD: Sgt. Slammer decked CURE: Cody Steel at 29:44 (Missile) by 4.
Main event: COT: Super Shadow Machine outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 46:25 (Shadowban) by 3.

Card 15: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 836)

SOS/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 28:29 (South Side Swagbuster) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale annihilated The Human Pretzel in 6 at 2:32 (Headlock) by 95 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher annihilated Neil "The Alpha Male" Wolf in 6 at 3:59 (Headlock) by 62 (non-title).
RFD: Masked Hound Spike defeated CURE: Cody Steel at 27:26 (Landslide) by 4.
Main event: COT: Super Shadow Machine annihilated SOS/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac at 42:52 (Shadowban) by 8.

Card 16: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 498)

RFD: Razor annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale at 22:14 (Back Suplex) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned Gregory the Gigantic in 6 at 1:55 (Headlock) by 75 (non-title).
RFD: Taxman Slash Thompson pinned SOS/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic at 29:58 (Piledriver) by 2.
COT: Super Shadow Machine* and Super Fast Machine defeated CURE: Mike Eaves* and Forgiven Faith at 19:09 (Spike Piledriver) by 6.

Battle Royal: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 974)

CURE: Mr. Eaves pocketed $1,000 after he was tossed into some fans at ringside by SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown.
CURE: Mike Eaves made $1,100 when he was flipped out by COT: Super Fast Machine.
CURE: Cody Steel gained a cool $1,200 when he was hurled out of the ring by SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown.
COT: Super Fast Machine received $1,300 after he was catapulted into some chairs at ringside by COT: Super Shadow Machine.
SOS/ARMY: Manslaughter was awarded $1,400 when SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown flung him into some fans at ringside.
COT: Miniscule Machine took a cool $1,500 after SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown threw him out.
COT: Super Shadow Machine won $1,600 after getting thrown onto the concrete floor by SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown.
SOS/ARMY: "South Side" Reggie Brown was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

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