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EVIL CLOWN LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #365 -- SPRING 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 7,665) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter overpowered FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Pet Pig Piggy Smalls at 28:29 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 2.
IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls decked FOE: Dirty Dutch Mantel at 27:55 (Livin' Da Dream) by 3.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett won over FOE: Jeff Jarrett at 28:49 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett beat IMT/ARMY: Zipperface at 29:47 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett decked FOE: Doug Gilbert at 28:49 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
FOE: Jojo Yamamoto won over FOE/ArGr: "Sweetener" at 28:30 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande overpowered FOE: Joe Leduc at 27:41 (I Do!) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: "The King" Jerry Lawler overpowered FOE: Doug Gilbert at 39:28 (abdominal stretch) by 3. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 7,169) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter tied FOE: Jerry Jarrett at 2:48 (no contest).
IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls won over FOE/ArGr: Ariana Live -- VMA's 2018 at 19:14 (Livin' Da Dream) by 9.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over Sir Losealot at 2:04 (disqualification -- used steel chair).
FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Vid "God is a Woman" destroyed FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 27:01 (Video of the Year!) by 4.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett bested FOE/ArGr: "Sweetener" at 24:02 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
FOE: Jojo Yamamoto decked FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Black High Heel #2 at 27:40 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
FOE: Fire won over FOE/ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 7:15 (DDT) by 15.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: "The King" Jerry Lawler defeated FOE/ArGr: "Focus" at 30:48 (abdominal stretch) by 1. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Harvey (Attendance: 19,289) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter pinned FOE/ArGr: "Single" Ariana Grande at 28:37 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 5.
IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls destroyed FOE/ArGr: "Engaged" Ariana Grande at 10:54 (Livin' Da Dream) by 11.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande pinned Sir Losealot at 6:23 (body slam) by 81.
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee bested FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Vid "God is a Woman" at 27:39 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" decked Gregory the Gigantic at 7:36 (airplane spin) by 63.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" destroyed The Shmoe at 6:05 (airplane spin) by 72.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" won over FOE/ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 29:02 (Focus On Me!) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire pinned FOE: "The King" Jerry Lawler at 51:28 (abdominal stretch) by 4. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Milan (Attendance: 13,773) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter defeated FOE/ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 27:47 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 4.
FOE: Fire beat IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 29:05 (abdominal stretch) by 1 (non-title).
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee beat IMT/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson at 22:07 (abdominal stretch) by 10.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" decked IMT/ARMY: The Gimp at 29:19 (Focus On Me!) by 3.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande destroyed Gregory the Gigantic at 7:57 (grapevine) by 64.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande beat The Shmoe at 5:34 (grapevine) by 73.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" bested FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 28:11 (Focus On Me!) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw tied FOE: Fire (time limit). |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 17,172) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter outmuscled FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Fan Club President at 27:51 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 3.
IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls overpowered FOE: Flame at 19:18 (Livin' Da Dream) by 6.
IMT/ARMY: "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated FOE: Jojo Yamamoto at 27:28 (Respeck This!) by 5.
FOE: Brian Christopher destroyed FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 29:57 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
FOE: Doug Gilbert destroyed Gregory the Gigantic at 5:40 (fireman's carry ram) by 69 (non-title).
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over Grady Ringlebopper at 4:22 (disqualification -- nail file).
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" outmuscled FOE/ArGr: "Diamond Stud" Pete Davidson at 29:21 (Focus On Me!) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire defeated FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee at 41:16 (abdominal stretch) by 3. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 7,482) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter beat FOE/ArGr: "Dance to This" at 11:49 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 11.
IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls annihilated FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Black High Heel #2 at 18:53 (Livin' Da Dream) by 9.
IMT/ARMY: Craile tied FOE/ArGr: "Focus" (time limit).
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" bested VOT*: Texas Red at 5:14 (airplane spin) by 85.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over Les S. Moore at 4:55 (disqualification -- used powder).
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande destroyed Grady Ringlebopper at 4:21 (grapevine) by 112.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" defeated FOE: Doug Gilbert at 28:10 (Focus On Me!) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire overpowered IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 59:35 (abdominal stretch) by 1. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Berlin (Attendance: 19,818) |
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IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter outmuscled FOE: Moondog Spot at 29:13 (Chokeslam to Hell) by 2.
IMT/ARMY: "Inner City Guerrilla" Ruckus Scarsdale pinned FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 28:00 (Guerrilla Press Tombstone) by 3.
IMT/ARMY: "The Homeless Savior" Jesse Christopher drew FOE: Doug Gilbert at 1:28 (double disqualification).
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande over VOT*: Texas Red at 5:38 (disqualification -- used rope to choke).
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande outmuscled Les S. Moore at 3:13 (grapevine) by 94.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" bested FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Pal Camila Cabello at 28:46 (Focus On Me!) by 3.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" overpowered FOE: "Your Daddy" Gerald Robinson at 27:14 (Focus On Me!) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire annihilated FOE: Jojo Yamamoto at 39:44 (abdominal stretch) by 8. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 19,389) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Focus" outmuscled The Westfield Strangler at 1:49 (Focus On Me!) by 164.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" overpowered VOT*: Goldcent at 5:13 (airplane spin) by 89.
IMT/ARMY: Graft the Pyromaniac decked FOE: Doug Gilbert at 16:26 (Flaming Table Penance) by 6.
FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) bested FOE: Downtown Bruno at 29:03 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Sweetener" pinned Les S. Moore at 2:26 (scissors grip) by 96.
FOE: Mr. Onita destroyed FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee at 28:24 (abdominal stretch) by 2 *** won the Eastern title.
IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw bested FOE/ArGr: "Beautiful" Ariana Grande at 27:22 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire bested FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 21:07 (abdominal stretch) by 11. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 11,270) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande bested The Westfield Strangler at 0:32 (I Do!) by 162.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande pinned VOT*: Goldcent at 6:00 (grapevine) by 90.
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee outmuscled FOE: Jimmy Valiant at 28:23 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Tan" Ariana Grande over Gregory the Gigantic at 8:49 (count out).
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee beat FOE/ArGr: "Diamond Superstar" Ariana Grande at 29:53 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" destroyed Warren Wrassleman at 3:13 (airplane spin) by 81.
IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw won over FOE/ArGr: Pete's Girlfriend Ariana Grande at 18:22 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 11.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire annihilated FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 30:27 (abdominal stretch) by 7. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 12,866) |
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IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw won over FOE: Koko B. Ware at 29:38 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 5.
FOE: Fire annihilated IMT/ARMY: "Violent Breed" Bobby Colfax at 24:09 (abdominal stretch) by 9.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" pinned FOE: "The Universal Heart Throb" Austin Idol at 27:18 (Focus On Me!) by 4.
FOE/ArGr: "Tan" Ariana Grande decked FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 16:43 (Tan and Gorgeous) by 7 (non-title).
FOE/ArGr: "Diamond Superstar" Ariana Grande drew FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 5:01 (double count out).
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande outmuscled Warren Wrassleman at 4:17 (grapevine) by 82.
IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw outmuscled FOE: Tommy "Wildfire" Rich at 18:48 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 8.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire won over FOE: Jerry Jarrett at 55:05 (abdominal stretch) by 4. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 14,158) |
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FOE: Koko B. Ware pinned FOE: Doug Gilbert at 27:00 (abdominal stretch) by 2 (non-title).
FOE: Jerry Jarrett pinned FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Fan Club VP at 28:01 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande won over IMT/ARMY: "Ladies' Man" Toad Porter at 27:58 (I Do!) by 3.
FOE/ArGr: Pete's Wife Ariana Grande drew FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 1:01 (double count out).
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" outmuscled VOT*: Gravedigger at 24:06 (Focus On Me!) by 9.
FOE: Moondog Spike beat FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 17:44 (abdominal stretch) by 8 *** won the Pacific title.
IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw annihilated FOE/ArGr: "Dance to This" at 15:17 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 15.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire beat IMT/ARMY: Manslaughter at 50:18 (abdominal stretch) by 4. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Madrid (Attendance: 5,710) |
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FOE: Fire overpowered FOE: Mask Man #2 at 28:16 (abdominal stretch) by 2.
FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Fan Club VP defeated Warren Wrassleman at 5:59 (pole ram) by 85.
IMT/ARMY: "Dime Piece" Midori Porter destroyed FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 29:43 (The Dime-Maker) by 3.
FOE: Fire won over FOE/ArGr: Pete's Wife Ariana Grande at 11:27 (abdominal stretch) by 11.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande pinned VOT*: Gravedigger at 20:08 (I Do!) by 7.
FOE/ArGr: Ariana Live -- VMA's 2018 pinned FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 28:24 (Watch Me Live!) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Beautiful" Ariana Grande beat FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 27:54 (More Beautiful than You!) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire overpowered IMT/ARMY: "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman at 43:30 (abdominal stretch) by 2. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Columbia (Attendance: 5,776) |
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IMT/ARMY: "Ultra-Violent" Chico Salazar outmuscled FOE: Jerry Jarrett at 29:06 (In the Name of Violence) by 1 *** won the Southern title.
IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw beat FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Fan Club VP at 17:43 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 7.
FOE/ArGr: "Single" Ariana Grande over Kongaroo at 23:45 (disqualification -- nail file).
IMT/ARMY: "Original Gangsta" Montez Stokes pinned FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 27:37 (Bangin' Teardroppa) by 3 *** won the Prairie title.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" bested RAGE: Tamagotchi at 6:08 (pole ram) by 83.
FOE: Doug Gilbert outmuscled FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 29:52 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande outmuscled FOE/ArGr: "Diamond Stud" Pete Davidson at 29:46 (I Do!) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: FOE: Fire won over IMT/ARMY: Death Gambler at 35:15 (abdominal stretch) by 6. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 12,603) |
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FOE: "The King" Jerry Lawler decked Gregory the Gigantic at 3:10 (fireman's carry ram) by 69 (non-title).
FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Pet Pig Piggy Smalls over Gregory the Gigantic at 3:57 (count out).
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over Kongaroo at 5:38 (count out).
FOE: Jojo Yamamoto defeated FOE: "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart at 29:10 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande outmuscled RAGE: Tamagotchi at 5:19 (scissors grip) by 80.
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee overpowered FOE/ArGr: "Single" Ariana Grande at 16:13 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande tied FOE: Doug Gilbert at 1:07 (double disqualification).
MAIN EVENT: IMT/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic destroyed FOE: Fire at 45:37 (Deranged Dreams) by 1. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Dacca (Attendance: 14,974) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Focus" bested Chuckles the Sensitive Clown at 2:53 (airplane spin) by 108.
FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Pet Pig Piggy Smalls decked FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 27:45 (You're Fat!) by 5.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande won over Kongaroo at 1:23 (I Do!) by 129.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over Horatio Thunderbelly at 7:32 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
FOE: Jojo Yamamoto beat FOE/ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 18:24 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee bested FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Black High-Heel #1 at 17:16 (abdominal stretch) by 6.
FOE: Fire overpowered FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Fan Club President at 17:32 (abdominal stretch) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: IMT/ARMY: The Deranged Mechanic overpowered IMT/ARMY: The Wreckage at 40:57 (Deranged Dreams) by 5. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 13,433) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande overpowered Chuckles the Sensitive Clown at 2:50 (grapevine) by 109.
FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Pet Pig Piggy Smalls destroyed FOE: Doug Gilbert at 29:30 (You're Fat!) by 1.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett decked FOE/ArGr: "Borderline" at 28:31 (abdominal stretch) by 5.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande overpowered Horatio Thunderbelly at 1:02 (body slam) by 130.
IMT/ARMY: "Rated MA Renegade" Tyreese Crenshaw overpowered FOE: Jojo Yamamoto at 19:07 (For Mature Audiences Only) by 8 (non-title).
FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee destroyed FOE: Doug Gilbert at 27:20 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE: Fire beat FOE: Doug Gilbert at 17:00 (abdominal stretch) by 7 *** won the TV title. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 7,454) |
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FOE: "Superstar" Bill Dundee bested IMT/ARMY: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter at 27:37 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" annihilated Jason Adams III at 5:58 (airplane spin) by 86.
FOE: Fire decked FOE/ArGr: "Borderline" at 18:24 (abdominal stretch) by 9.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over The Human Pretzel at 28:31 (count out).
FOE: Jojo Yamamoto beat FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Black High-Heel #1 at 27:42 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over The Shamemonger at 4:47 (disqualification -- pushed ref).
FOE: Fire bested FOE: Wayne "The Train" Robinson (TTL) at 28:27 (abdominal stretch) by 5. |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Columbus (Attendance: 18,649) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Focus" beat VOT*: Mysterious Typan at 2:34 (Focus On Me!) by 125.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande overpowered Jason Adams III at 5:38 (grapevine) by 87.
IMT/ARMY: "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez won over FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande at 29:59 (X Marks the Spot) by 2.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande overpowered The Human Pretzel at 0:45 (I Do!) by 140.
FOE: Torch won over FOE: Jojo Yamamoto at 18:25 (abdominal stretch) by 8 *** won the Northern title.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande annihilated The Shamemonger at 1:02 (backroll press) by 137.
FOE: Doug Gilbert won over FOE/ArGr: "Sweetener" at 27:31 (abdominal stretch) by 5. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Lynn (Attendance: 10,949) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande defeated VOT*: Mysterious Typan at 1:54 (I Do!) by 123.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" over The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 28:20 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Friend Iggy Azalea bested FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL) at 28:40 (Best Friends Forever!) by 1.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett destroyed FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Pal Camila Cabello at 27:23 (abdominal stretch) by 4.
FOE: Doug Gilbert bested FOE: Jojo Yamamoto at 29:47 (abdominal stretch) by 1.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" pinned Joey W. at 1:36 (Focus On Me!) by 139.
IMT/ARMY: "Alley Cat" Ray-Ray Jackson* and "Street Dawg" Busta Deeks annihilated FOE: Tommy "Wildfire" Rich* and Moondog Spot at 28:18 (Kiss Pavement, Bruh!!!) by 2 (Tag-team title) *** won the Tag-team titles. |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Avila (Attendance: 18,054) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Tan" Ariana Grande overpowered IMT/ARMY: "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls at 28:38 (Tan and Gorgeous) by 1 *** won the Mountain title.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande beat The Extraordinary Mr. Pinfall at 1:25 (backroll press) by 136.
FOE/ArGr: "Focus" defeated FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Friend Iggy Azalea at 29:04 (Focus On Me!) by 5.
FOE: Jerry Jarrett annihilated FOE/ArGr: "Engaged" Ariana Grande at 23:44 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
FOE: Jojo Yamamoto pinned FOE/ArGr: Pete's Girlfriend Ariana Grande at 27:34 (abdominal stretch) by 3.
FOE/ArGr: "Married" Ariana Grande pinned Joey W. at 2:07 (I Do!) by 137.
FOE: Jeff Jarrett*, Jerry Jarrett, and FOE/ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande defeated FOE: Gerald "The Magnificent" Robinson (TTL), FOE/ArGr: Ariana's Black High-Heel #1*, and Ariana's Black High Heel #2 at 27:44 (abdominal stretch) by 3 (Six-man title). |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Donegal (Attendance: 9,526) |
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FOE/ArGr: "Borderline" gained $1,000 after he got flipped out by FOE/ArGr: Ariana Live -- VMA's 2018.
FOE/ArGr: Ariana Live -- VMA's 2018 was the winner of the ECL battle royal and the $30,000 prize.
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