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COMBAT ZONE LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #265 -- FALL 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 981) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth tied SOS: "Man of a Million Selfies" Conner DeVane at 0:55 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth overpowered Koko Jones in 8 at 4:44 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco won over SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 28:57 (Ese Boozing, Homie Losing) by 5.
Southeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Silencer" Eddie Camden overpowered SOS: The Canadian Hustle at 28:24 (Silenced) by 2.
League Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco and SOS: The Electrifying Enigma* outmuscled COT: Glass City Assassin Riot and Glass City Assassin Anarchy* at 13:22 (The Electric Chair) by 13.
Main event: COT: C.D. Johnson outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 42:31 (Just Look at It) by 6. |
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| Card 2: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 265) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth outmuscled Title Collector in 6 at 6:42 (European Uppercut) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth bested Benjamin Sharpe in 6 at 4:54 (European Uppercut) by 89.
Great Lakes title: COT: Chip Sanguac defeated SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 13:29 (Tableside Mashing) by 12.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Rawdog drew SOS: The Canadian Crime Spree at 4:07 (No Contest).
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Rawdog* and SOS: El Amo del Escandalo decked COT: Glass City Assassin Riot and Glass City Assassin Anarchy* at 17:54 (Fat Dawg Splash) by 7.
Main event: COT: C.D. Johnson overpowered SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger at 48:05 (Just Look at It) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 535) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth bested Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 2:39 (Brainbuster) by 165.
SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth beat Streaks McGee in 6 at 2:47 (European Uppercut) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback tied SOS: The Canadian Hustle (Time Limit).
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Icon" Jason Webb beat SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 28:13 (Webb of Lies) by 5.
COT: Kawasaki Eataneggroll, Chip Sansalsa, and Chip Sanguac* pinned COT: Glass City Assassin Riot, Glass City Assassin Anarchy, and Glass City Assassin Insanity* at 28:24 (Triple Dipper) by 2.
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot pinned COT: C.D. Johnson at 27:57 (Buffet Buster) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 477) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth over Vance Whitaker in 2 at 2:31 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth destroyed Nicholas Needlemeier in 6 at 4:23 (European Uppercut) by 113.
Central Plains title: COT: Kraken Wise destroyed SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger at 29:01 (Krak-On) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: The Ruffian annihilated SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 27:40 (Tequila Sunrise) by 3 (Guest Referee: CURE: Belvedere the Butcher Savage).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot overpowered SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage at 48:28 (Buffet Buster) by 9. |
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| Card 5: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 343) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth pinned Ray Gunn in 6 at 1:30 (European Uppercut) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth bested Edward Worthington in 6 at 0:37 (European Uppercut) by 102.
COT: Kraken Wise annihilated SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 29:17 (Krak-On) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: Gritt annihilated SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 29:05 (Probation Violation) by 3 (Guest Referee: Puck #5).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot pinned EDGE: Dollar Bill in 7 at 19:13 (Chickenwing) by 18. |
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| Card 6: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 754) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth overpowered Diamond Diaz in 6 at 5:52 (European Uppercut) by 97.
SOS: "Man of a Million Selfies" Conner DeVane bested Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 2:48 (Sleeper) by 150.
SOS: Genetic Freak Justin Stone overpowered EDGE: Dollar Bill at 10:45 (Freak-N-Steiner) by 33.
COT: Hedu Eatalot outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 23:51 (Buffet Buster) by 8.
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot decked SOS: The Greatest Man That Ever Lived at 27:11 (Buffet Buster) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Bern (Attendance: 915) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth decked Chester the Cheater in 6 at 3:23 (European Uppercut) by 110.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: A-List Adam Stone's Stunt Double bested SOS: "Man of a Million Selfies" Conner DeVane at 27:21 (Double Falling Star) by 4.
COT: Hedu Eatalot pinned SOS: Unloady at 29:40 (Buffet Buster) by 4.
SOS: Burning Hammer Bane Blackheart and SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina* over Title Collector and Luke Liberty* in 2 at 3:33 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot pinned SOS: A-List Adam Stone at 28:36 (Buffet Buster) by 13. |
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| Card 8: Held in Athens (Attendance: 944) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth destroyed B-Sting McCooly in 10 at 1:59 (Suplex) by 138.
SOS: "Man of a Million Selfies" Conner DeVane tied SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya at 2:13 (Double Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Bad Influence" Zepp Rattburn beat SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 18:53 (Bad Day to Lose) by 7.
SOS: Burning Hammer Bane Blackheart and SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina* outmuscled COT: Glass City Assassin Riot* and Glass City Assassin Anarchy in 14 at 18:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 12.
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot annihilated SOS: "Man of a Million Selfies" Conner DeVane at 31:37 (Buffet Buster) by 10. |
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| Card 9: Held in Back of the Yards (Attendance: 592) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth won over "The Ominous One" Oliver Orson in 6 at 6:36 (European Uppercut) by 97.
West Coast title: SOS: Burning Hammer Bane Blackheart decked SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce at 29:33 (Eternal Burning Hammer) by 4.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: Zombiekorpse bested SOS: A-List Adam Stone at 21:24 (Self-Destructive Korpsemaker) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback and SOS: A-List Adam Stone's Stunt Double* over Title Collector and Luke Liberty* in 2 at 9:42 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot destroyed SOS: The Canadian Hustle at 16:39 (Buffet Buster) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 785) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth won over Jackson Black in 6 at 1:33 (European Uppercut) by 91.
SOS: Crazy Horse Hannibal Savage defeated Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 1:41 (Sleeper) by 150.
SOS: The Greatest Man That Ever Lived won over SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger at 27:17 (Greatest Move Ever Conceived) by 1.
SOS: Genetic Freak Justin Stone* and SOS/ARMY: Zombiekorpse over Title Collector and Luke Liberty* in 2 at 7:19 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot destroyed SOS: The Canadian Crime Spree at 35:23 (Buffet Buster) by 8. |
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| Card 11: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 816) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth beat Big Mr. Tuffet in 6 at 1:57 (European Uppercut) by 107.
SOS: A-List Adam Stone pinned Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 2:19 (Sleeper) by 150.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: Dregg overpowered SOS/ARMY: Tragedy at 24:07 (Pedigree onto thumbtacks) by 8.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Unloady and SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed* over Title Collector and Luke Liberty* in 2 at 2:32 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot decked SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce at 32:42 (Buffet Buster) by 8. |
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| Card 12: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 623) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth beat Justin Justice in 6 at 2:40 (European Uppercut) by 106.
SOS: The Greatest Man That Ever Lived pinned Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 1:29 (Sleeper) by 150.
SOS: The Electrifying Enigma annihilated SOS/ARMY: Madman Schrodinger at 28:45 (The Electric Chair) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco and SOS: The Electrifying Enigma* over Title Collector and Luke Liberty* in 2 at 7:13 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot overpowered COT: Kraken Wise at 27:38 (Buffet Buster) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Blowfish Mikaya). |
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| Card 13: Held in Portland (Attendance: 357) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth pinned Luke Liberty in 6 at 1:41 (European Uppercut) by 102.
COT: C.D. Johnson defeated Jerry Jawbreaker in 6 at 6:59 (Big Boot) by 86 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed won over EDGE: Dollar Bill at 8:58 (Drawn and Quartered) by 33.
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Rawdog* and SOS: El Amo del Escandalo over Title Collector and Luke Liberty* in 2 at 1:57 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Pimp Daddy" Hootie Jones at 30:04 (Buffet Buster) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 819) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth annihilated Hank "the Jazz Demon" Cabrelli in 11 at 0:58 (Sleeper) by 151.
SOS/ARMY: Tragedy defeated Jerry Jawbreaker in 13 at 0:51 (Backbreaker) by 167 (non-title).
COT: Hedu Eatalot decked SOS/ARMY: "Homicidal" Jose Medina at 28:56 (Buffet Buster) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS: Lot's Salty Wife).
SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback and SOS: A-List Adam Stone's Stunt Double* decked COT: Glass City Assassin Riot and Glass City Assassin Anarchy* at 15:17 (Double Falling Star) by 7.
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot pinned SOS/ARMY: "Unhinged" Bubba Whistler at 42:22 (Buffet Buster) by 3 (Guest Referee: COT: They Might Be Giants Gonzalez). |
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| Card 15: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 825) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth beat Captain Chip Ahoy in 10 at 0:34 (Suplex) by 140.
SOS: The Canadian Crime Spree decked Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 2:33 (Sleeper) by 150.
SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce bested SOS: El Amo del Escandalo at 27:05 (The Mack Truck) by 1.
SOS: Genetic Freak Justin Stone* and SOS/ARMY: Zombiekorpse defeated COT: Glass City Assassin Riot* and Glass City Assassin Anarchy in 14 at 12:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 12.
Main event: COT: Hedu Eatalot pinned SOS/ARMY: Bro Shambles at 40:48 (Buffet Buster) by 6. |
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| Card 16: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 541) |
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SOS/ARMY: Gangsta Rapper Goldmouth annihilated Quentin Gobblerick in 6 at 5:49 (European Uppercut) by 80.
SOS: The Canadian Hustle pinned Jerry Jawbreaker in 11 at 2:17 (Sleeper) by 150.
SOS/ARMY: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce tied SOS: The Canadian Crime Spree at 2:29 (No Contest).
SOS: Unloady and SOS/ARMY: "Bloodstained Xtremist" Jefferson Creed* outmuscled COT: Glass City Assassin Riot and Glass City Assassin Anarchy* at 15:38 (Drawn and Quartered) by 13.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: D-Dog Hardcore pinned COT: Hedu Eatalot at 40:54 (Hardcore Cutter) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Denver (Attendance: 832) |
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SOS/ARMY: Hootie's Bodyguard Bareback was paid $1,000 in imaginary money when he got thrown out of the ring by SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco.
SOS/ARMY: "Boozefighter" Hector Carrasco was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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