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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #318 -- WINTER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 7,268) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:58 (Backbreaker) by 164.
COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated SOS: Lust at 22:27 (The Im-Quailer) by 6.
COT: Davey Jameis defeated Lizzo in 6 at 7:40 (Headlock) by 69 (non-title).
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard beat Andy Herren in 6 at 4:01 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Leon Lett in 1 at 4:10 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 28:41 (Chicken Hunting) by 1.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Gill T defeated COT: The Hooves of Durl at 27:31 (Guilty Verdict) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Gynecologists and "Drunk" Terry Flunk* decked C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 28:05 (Superplex) by 4.
Main event: COT: Davey Jameis outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 29:03 (The Buyout) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 16,313) |
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C4/Destroyer: Vulture destroyed Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:43 (Brainbuster) by 164.
COT: Quail Earnhardt won over VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 18:55 (The Im-Quailer) by 7.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture won over Lizzo in 6 at 7:23 (Ankle Lock) by 72.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Josh Duggar in 6 at 3:56 (Headlock) by 97.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Gary Anderson in 7 at 6:13 (Rib Breaker) by 78.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria overpowered VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 29:00 (DDT) by 5.
West Coast title: SOS: Envy outmuscled C4/Destroyer: Vulture in 9 at 17:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 7.
League Six-man titles: COT: Devil Kyle, Bad Norman*, and Petey LaFlame defeated COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay, Kevin Von Erich Clapton, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay* at 28:59 (All Out of Pity) by 4.
Main event: COT: Finnabee Pead destroyed COT: Davey Jameis at 29:46 (Ellaminnow) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 18,583) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:27 (Brainbuster) by 159.
COT: The Hooves of Durl defeated COT: Kevin Von Erich Clapton at 28:40 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Lizzo in 6 at 7:10 (Headlock) by 66.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture decked Josh Duggar in 6 at 5:12 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Gary Anderson in 7 at 4:24 (Mounted Punches) by 72.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria overpowered SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:27 (DDT) by 4.
COT: Logan Paul Anka decked C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 22:45 (This is My Destiny) by 6.
Main event: COT: Finnabee Pead destroyed COT: Bully Ray Cyrus at 27:11 (Ellaminnow) by 2 (Guest Referee: Omar the Humongous). |
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| Card 4: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 10,094) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard annihilated Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:44 (Brainbuster) by 161.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Hugh Grant in 6 at 3:35 (Headlock) by 102.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard pinned Lizzo in 6 at 5:57 (Ankle Lock) by 72.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Josh Duggar in 6 at 4:54 (Headlock) by 90.
SOS: Pimple outmuscled VIRUS/VD: HIV at 29:01 (The Popper) by 4.
COT: Finnabee Pead annihilated VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 27:05 (Ellaminnow) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk pinned C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 28:37 (Superplex) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Macaulay Culkin).
Main event: COT: Finnabee Pead beat COT: Crawdad Overlord at 33:57 (Ellaminnow) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 8,664) |
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COT: Finnabee Pead outmuscled COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 21:25 (Ellaminnow) by 8.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture won over Hugh Grant in 6 at 0:43 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lady Gaga in 6 at 5:52 (Headlock) by 65.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard defeated Josh Duggar in 6 at 3:16 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:11 (Headlock) by 120.
VIRUS/VD: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? decked VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 29:18 (DDT) by 1.
Central Plains title: SOS: Prejudice destroyed COT: Finnabee Pead at 27:34 (And Zombies) by 5.
Main event: COT: Finnabee Pead bested COT: The Hooves of Durl at 40:01 (Ellaminnow) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 15,491) |
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COT: Blue J. Foyt won over COT: Bully Ray Cyrus at 28:16 (Bit of a Stretch) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Hugh Grant in 6 at 6:54 (Headlock) by 95.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Lady Gaga in 6 at 7:42 (Headlock) by 58.
COT: Runner Downe destroyed SOS: Rash at 28:33 (Thrill of the Chase) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: James Quall).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:40 (Headlock) by 113.
SOS: Sloth tied COT: Runner Downe at 16:11 (Double Count Out).
Southeast title: COT: Petey LaFlame decked COT: Runner Downe at 27:05 (For Johnny) by 3.
Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt overpowered COT: Finnabee Pead at 51:05 (The Im-Quailer) by 1. |
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| Card 7: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 18,857) |
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COT: Lark Martin defeated COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:05 (Valvoline Express) by 4.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard annihilated Hugh Grant in 6 at 3:45 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Taylor Swift in 14 at 0:46 (Superplex) by 160.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:45 (Headlock) by 118.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Martin Van Buren in 6 at 6:19 (Headlock) by 86.
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:59 (A Hero is Me) by 3.
COT: Bully Ray Cyrus beat SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:49 (Achy Breaky Heartbreaker) by 2 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac).
Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated SOS: Shane Gretsky at 35:44 (The Im-Quailer) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 17,392) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer overpowered C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 29:55 (The Cross Check) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Sloth).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:20 (Headlock) by 98.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture outmuscled Taylor Swift in 14 at 1:46 (DDT) by 161.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture outmuscled Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 4:49 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Martin Van Buren in 6 at 5:39 (Headlock) by 79.
SOS: Greed defeated VIRUS/VD: HIV at 21:24 (Jackpot) by 6.
COT: Finnabee Pead overpowered SOS: Preston James at 28:37 (Ellaminnow) by 2 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Protozoa).
Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt decked VIRUS/VD: HIV at 20:30 (The Im-Quailer) by 8. |
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| Card 9: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 11,478) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky annihilated VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 27:12 (The Slap Shot) by 3.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:21 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over Taylor Swift in 9 at 3:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 5:32 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Ross Perot in 6 at 2:58 (Headlock) by 112.
VIRUS/VD: Bootylicious annihilated VIRUS/VD: HIV at 27:51 (DDT) by 5.
COT: Runner Downe tied C4/Destroyer: Hawk (Time Limit).
Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt won over COT: Runner Downe at 29:33 (The Im-Quailer) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 11,426) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky destroyed SOS: Gluttony at 27:43 (The Slap Shot) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:57 (Headlock) by 91.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Taylor Swift in 14 at 1:31 (DDT) by 158.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard destroyed Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:07 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Ross Perot in 6 at 1:55 (Headlock) by 105.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture pinned VIRUS/VD: Family Jewels at 28:05 (Vulture's Vengeance) by 5.
COT: Bully Ray Cyrus destroyed C4/Destroyer: Condor at 20:46 (Achy Breaky Heartbreaker) by 6.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White outmuscled COT: Quail Earnhardt at 55:44 (Icky Thump) by 2 (Guest Referee: Fred Merkle). |
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| Card 11: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 12,201) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Alabama Doink annihilated SOS: Shane Gretsky at 27:11 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2 (Guest Referee: Scrubworth Jones).
COT: Cactus Jack White overpowered SOS: Zitz at 27:24 (Icky Thump) by 2 (Guest Referee: C4/Destroyer: Condor).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Mama June in 6 at 0:39 (Headlock) by 108.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Drita D'Avanzo in 9 at 2:23 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 123.
VIRUS/VD: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson beat VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 27:51 (DDT) by 5.
COT: The Hooves of Durl defeated VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 27:45 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown beat COT: Bully Ray Cyrus at 29:22 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White bested C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 41:50 (Icky Thump) by 6. |
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| Card 12: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 13,331) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky beat VIRUS/VD: Rectal at 24:40 (The Slap Shot) by 6.
COT: Cactus Jack White won over SOS: Wrath at 27:38 (Icky Thump) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Celery Man).
C4/Destroyer: Vulture destroyed Mama June in 6 at 3:07 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture defeated Drita D'Avanzo in 9 at 3:14 (European Uppercut) by 122.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria destroyed VIRUS/VD: HIV at 29:14 (DDT) by 2 (Guest Referee: C4/Destroyer: Hawk).
SOS: Garth String drew COT: The Hooves of Durl at 2:00 (No Contest).
C4/Destroyer: Hawk overpowered COT: The Hooves of Durl at 29:10 (Sky Hunter) by 1.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar at 23:11 (Icky Thump) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 15,123) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky annihilated COT: Devil Kyle at 27:39 (The Slap Shot) by 1.
COT: Cactus Jack White beat VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 23:04 (Icky Thump) by 8 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Mama June in 6 at 4:02 (Headlock) by 101.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo in 9 at 1:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 118.
COT: Crawdad Overlord pinned VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 27:34 (A Hero is Me) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Humpty Hump overpowered COT: Runner Downe at 29:45 (DDT) by 1.
COT: Finnabee Pead bested C4/Destroyer: Eagle at 29:43 (Ellaminnow) by 3.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 24:06 (Icky Thump) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Managua (Attendance: 8,680) |
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COT: Jack Tupp annihilated SOS: Shane Gretsky at 29:29 (Jackhammer) by 1.
COT: Cactus Jack White won over VIRUS/VD: Gynecologists at 28:09 (Icky Thump) by 5.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard pinned Mama June in 6 at 1:40 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:06 (Headlock) by 91.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria tied SOS: Oma Gerd at 7:36 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Gary String beat COT: Crawdad Overlord at 27:34 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay).
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac* and Family Jewels destroyed SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 21:58 (Superplex) by 7.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White beat VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 15:01 (Icky Thump) by 9. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 11,468) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky defeated C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 27:27 (The Slap Shot) by 4.
COT: Cactus Jack White decked C4/Destroyer: Falcon at 23:09 (Icky Thump) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:49 (Headlock) by 114.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture annihilated Fred Merkle in 6 at 2:49 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture decked VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 29:59 (Vulture's Vengeance) by 2 (Guest Referee: Gerald Ford).
Rocky Mountains title: COT: Bad Norman defeated VIRUS/VD: HIV at 19:21 (Triple Crown Beatdown) by 9.
VIRUS/VD: Bootylicious and Spanish Flu* beat SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 16:09 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White beat VIRUS/VD: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 45:07 (Icky Thump) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Macon (Attendance: 13,299) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky defeated C4/Destroyer: Eagle at 28:21 (The Slap Shot) by 1.
Southwest title: COT: Hunter Downe overpowered COT: Cactus Jack White at 29:32 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Blue J. Foyt).
C4/Destroyer: Vulture destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:43 (Ankle Lock) by 113.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Fred Merkle in 6 at 5:34 (Headlock) by 84.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria decked VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia at 29:52 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: HIV decked VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia at 28:15 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Norovirus* and Rectal decked SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 20:49 (Superplex) by 7.
Main event: COT: Cactus Jack White bested VIRUS/VD: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 40:01 (Icky Thump) by 7. |
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| Card 17: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 13,096) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky decked VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 19:10 (The Slap Shot) by 8.
COT: Cactus Jack White destroyed VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu at 29:27 (Icky Thump) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:31 (Headlock) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Chris Webber in 6 at 5:23 (Headlock) by 97.
COT: Runner Downe won over VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 29:47 (Thrill of the Chase) by 2 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk).
VIRUS/VD: HIV won over C4/Destroyer: Condor at 28:15 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Gynecologists and "Drunk" Terry Flunk* defeated SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 15:00 (Superplex) by 11. |
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| Card 18: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 17,252) |
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TV title: COT: Quail Earnhardt overpowered VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 18:11 (The Im-Quailer) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 3:14 (Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard over Richard Hatch in 1 at 1:51 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
C4/Destroyer: Vulture outmuscled Chris Webber in 6 at 2:53 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
COT: Bully Ray Cyrus pinned VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 28:50 (Achy Breaky Heartbreaker) by 3.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard destroyed VIRUS/VD: HIV at 27:51 (Follow the Buzzard) by 1.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon and Hawk* bested SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 21:38 (Sky Hunter) by 9. |
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| Card 19: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 9,075) |
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Northeast title: SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser decked COT: Quail Earnhardt at 28:20 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 1.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 0:43 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Andy Herren in 6 at 1:44 (Headlock) by 117.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Chris Webber in 6 at 6:36 (Headlock) by 90.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria pinned VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 29:55 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: HIV drew COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk (Time Limit).
League Tag-team titles: VIRUS/VD: Humpty Hump and Wicked Clown* destroyed SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 13:43 (Clowning Around) by 11. |
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| Card 20: Held in London (Attendance: 11,908) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt beat C4/Destroyer: Falcon at 27:34 (The Im-Quailer) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 2:25 (Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Vulture won over Andy Herren in 6 at 4:38 (Ankle Lock) by 116.
C4/Destroyer: Buzzard beat Chris Webber in 6 at 1:40 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
COT: The Hooves of Durl won over VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 29:34 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 1.
Great Lakes title: SOS: LE Williams annihilated COT: Crawdad Overlord at 16:08 (Ball And Chain) by 6.
C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* beat SOS: Shane Gretsky* and Rash at 17:25 (Eagle's Enzuigiri) by 7. |
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| Card 21: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 14,971) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 29:45 (The Im-Quailer) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Kevin Von Erich Clapton).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Lizzo in 6 at 3:43 (Headlock) by 73.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Andy Herren in 6 at 2:20 (Headlock) by 110.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Leon Lett in 1 at 6:31 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade overpowered VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 28:13 (Rip Current) by 2 (Guest Referee: Don Scrubford).
East Coast title: SOS: Irma Gerd won over COT: Bully Ray Cyrus at 27:05 (Irma Genius) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Gynecologists and "Drunk" Terry Flunk* beat C4/Destroyer: Falcon and Hawk* at 27:38 (Superplex) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS: Jim Joe Kelly). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 8,713) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard gained $1,000 in imaginary money when he got hurled out of the ring by COT: Hunter Downe.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture pocketed $1,100 in imaginary earnings when COT: Hunter Downe flipped him out.
COT: Hunter Downe won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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