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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #4 -- JULY 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Algiers (Attendance: 14,779) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" overpowered Metta World Peace at 1:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" destroyed Peter McNeely at 6:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande bested Lance Bass at 4:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky outmuscled Mama June at 3:46 (Shoulder Breaker) by 122 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut drew ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 13:30 (double disqualification).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" tied EDGE: January Jones at 5:13 (double disqualification).
EDGE: Kristen Wiig outmuscled ArGr: "Popular Song" at 29:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
ArGr: Ariana's Friend Kim Kardashian, Ariana's Chum Kris Jenner*, and Ariana's Pal Kourtney Kardashian bested ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande*, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 29:16 (Dancing to Greatness) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande drew ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky at 8:45 (double disqualification). |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Portland (Attendance: 23,192) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande annihilated Metta World Peace at 6:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande destroyed Peter McNeely at 3:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson decked Lance Bass at 6:01 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 annihilated Mama June at 0:53 (Crescent Kick) by 128.
EDGE: Jeff Goldblum destroyed ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 28:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" tied EDGE: Natasha Leggero at 7:17 (double disqualification).
EDGE: Eric Wareheim defeated ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 20:50 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming", "Better Left Unsaid"*, and "Tattooed Heart" won over ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden*, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 15:30 (The Light Will Previal) by 7.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky beat ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 31:49 (Dancing to Success) by 3. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Destin (Attendance: 13,076) |
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EDGE: Kristen Wiig over Metta World Peace at 5:15 (disqualification -- used powder).
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson over Peter McNeely at 27:20 (disqualification -- used powder).
EDGE: Seth Rogen beat Lance Bass at 1:54 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82.
ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" defeated Mama June at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 132.
EDGE: Kristen Schaal defeated ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 23:16 (Backbreaker) by 8.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" annihilated EDGE: Bradley Cooper at 28:32 (We Will Prevail!) by 4.
EDGE: Bill Hader destroyed ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 24:22 (Backbreaker) by 10 *** won the Atlantic title.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry"*, "Queen" Ariana Grande, and "Tattooed Heart" decked ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden*, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 29:42 (We Will Prevail!) by 3 (Six-man title).
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky decked ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 59:48 (Dancing to Success) by 1. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Basel (Attendance: 13,582) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson over Metta World Peace at 5:51 (disqualification -- tied opponent up).
EDGE: Seth Rogen outmuscled Peter McNeely at 5:26 (Shoulder Breaker) by 87.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" pinned Vanilla Ice at 4:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande defeated Mama June at 0:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 122.
EDGE: Mandy Moore annihilated ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 24:55 (Backbreaker) by 8 *** won the Prairie title.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" bested IMT: Tony Todd at 27:38 (We Will Prevail!) by 1.
EDGE: Mary Steenburgen bested ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 22:48 (Brainbuster) by 9.
EDGE: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim, and John C. Reilly* outmuscled ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande*, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 20:27 (Backbreaker) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky beat ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 41:17 (Dancing to Success) by 2. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Tunis (Attendance: 17,588) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen outmuscled Metta World Peace at 5:02 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" destroyed Michael Vick at 1:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande overpowered Vanilla Ice at 1:16 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
ArGr: Ariana's Friend Kim Kardashian annihilated The 17th Duggar Child at 2:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
EDGE: Jason Lee destroyed ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 28:57 (Backbreaker) by 2.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato pinned ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 24:38 (Singing to Greatness) by 8 (non-title).
EDGE: Bjork defeated ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 21:15 (Brainbuster) by 9.
EDGE: Bill Hader, Rainn Wilson*, and Norm Macdonald bested ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden*, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 24:52 (Backbreaker) by 7 *** won the Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Kristen Wiig pinned ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky at 48:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 24,832) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" annihilated John Rocker at 1:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande overpowered Michael Vick at 0:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson pinned Vanilla Ice at 3:53 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande annihilated The 17th Duggar Child at 4:28 (Flying Dropkick) by 100.
EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen pinned ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 22:29 (Backbreaker) by 7.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato beat EDGE: Britney Spears at 27:26 (Singing to Greatness) by 5 (non-title).
EDGE: Zac Efron bested ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 23:16 (Superplex) by 9.
EDGE: Cleopatra Coleman, Maria Bamford, and Kate McKinnon* defeated ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande*, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 21:57 (Backbreaker) by 6.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez overpowered EDGE: Kristen Wiig at 51:14 (Singing to Victory) by 3. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Utica (Attendance: 11,724) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande destroyed John Rocker at 1:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson bested Michael Vick at 2:43 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
EDGE: Seth Rogen beat Vanilla Ice at 4:37 (Shoulder Breaker) by 105.
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande outmuscled The 17th Duggar Child at 3:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
IMT: Tony Todd annihilated ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 29:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez overpowered ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 20:29 (Singing to Victory) by 7.
EDGE: Channing Tatum overpowered ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 20:14 (Superplex) by 7.
EDGE: Mandy Moore, Natasha Leggero*, and Bjork beat ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders* at 28:09 (Backbreaker) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Amy Poehler drew ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez at 17:49 (no contest). |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Dallas (Attendance: 22,544) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson overpowered John Rocker at 2:03 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
EDGE: Seth Rogen overpowered Michael Vick at 3:53 (Shoulder Breaker) by 105.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" annihilated The Grammy Committee at 3:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande defeated Gerald Ford at 5:32 (Hammerlock) by 79.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande pinned ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande at 27:18 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 1.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez beat EDGE: Will Forte at 28:36 (Singing to Victory) by 2.
IMT: Kane Hoddwr won over ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 24:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
EDGE: John Krasinski*, Jeremy Allen White, and Liev Schreiber annihilated ArGr: Ariana's Mother Joan Grande*, DNC: Gentle Joe Biden, and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 28:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez bested EDGE: Fred Armisen at 24:43 (Singing to Victory) by 6. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 11,175) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen overpowered John Rocker at 4:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 106.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" overpowered Aldon Smith at 1:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande defeated The Grammy Committee at 5:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato overpowered Gerald Ford at 2:11 (Flying Dropkick) by 78.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez destroyed ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande at 19:22 (Singing to Victory) by 6.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez won over EDGE: Jon Lovitz at 29:05 (Singing to Victory) by 3.
EDGE: Fred Armisen annihilated EDGE: Matt Smith at 28:54 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
ArGr: Ariana's Friend Kim Kardashian, Ariana's Chum Kris Jenner, and Ariana's Pal Kourtney Kardashian tied ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry", "Queen" Ariana Grande, and "Tattooed Heart" at 9:44 (double disqualification).
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez bested ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 27:57 (Singing to Victory) by 6. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Miami (Attendance: 14,152) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" bested Scott Norwood at 2:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande beat Aldon Smith at 4:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson over The Grammy Committee at 15:37 (count out).
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez defeated Gerald Ford at 4:59 (Flying Dropkick) by 75.
EDGE: Amy Poehler won over ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande at 20:38 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez outmuscled EDGE: Kate McKinnon at 27:20 (Singing to Victory) by 3.
EDGE: James Franco destroyed EDGE: Kristen Wiig at 27:22 (Superplex) by 3 *** won the Eastern title.
EDGE: Chris Elliott, Will Forte, and Danny McBride* pinned ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry", "Queen" Ariana Grande*, and "Tattooed Heart" at 29:18 (Backbreaker) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez defeated EDGE: Britney Spears at 46:57 (Singing to Victory) by 3. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Midland (Attendance: 16,427) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande won over Scott Norwood at 2:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson annihilated Aldon Smith at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
EDGE: Seth Rogen destroyed The Grammy Committee at 5:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92.
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Kourtney Kardashian over Jimmy Carter at 4:04 (disqualification -- nail file).
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande won over ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande at 28:27 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 1.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez annihilated DNC: Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 15:22 (Singing to Victory) by 8.
IMT: Robert Englund won over EDGE: Kristen Wiig at 29:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
EDGE: Kristen Schaal*, January Jones, and Mary Steenburgen pinned ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry", "Queen" Ariana Grande, and "Tattooed Heart"* at 29:30 (Backbreaker) by 4 *** won the TV Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez won over ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 45:03 (Singing to Victory) by 1. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Denver (Attendance: 20,308) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson bested Scott Norwood at 2:43 (Ankle Lock) by 85.
EDGE: Seth Rogen bested Aldon Smith at 6:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" won over President at 5:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato overpowered Jimmy Carter at 0:49 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande overpowered ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 18:34 (Enjoying the Good Life) by 6 *** won the TV title.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez decked EDGE: Channing Tatum at 27:13 (Singing to Victory) by 1.
DNC: Gentle Joe Biden destroyed EDGE: Amy Poehler at 28:12 (Desire Driver) by 1 (non-title).
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez overpowered ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande at 36:41 (Singing to Victory) by 6. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 19,554) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen over Scott Norwood at 4:42 (count out).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" beat OJ Simpson at 1:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande won over President at 6:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson pinned Benedict Arnold at 2:19 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" outmuscled ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 27:47 (We Will Prevail!) by 4.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez drew EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs at 24:31 (double count out).
EDGE: Amy Poehler decked EDGE: Chris Pine at 29:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez beat ArGr: "Popular Song" at 28:57 (Singing to Victory) by 7. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in La Paz (Attendance: 24,895) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" pinned Billy Buckner at 1:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande outmuscled OJ Simpson at 3:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson won over President at 6:24 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus beat Chrissy Teigen at 6:25 (Ankle Lock) by 95.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato destroyed ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 23:06 (Singing to Greatness) by 7 (non-title).
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez annihilated IMT: Robert Englund at 28:50 (Singing to Victory) by 2.
EDGE: Amy Poehler destroyed IMT: Robert Englund at 28:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato defeated ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez at 31:13 (Singing to Greatness) by 2. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Pierre (Attendance: 16,357) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande decked Billy Buckner at 0:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson beat OJ Simpson at 2:28 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
EDGE: Seth Rogen beat President at 4:01 (Shoulder Breaker) by 96.
ArGr: Ariana's Chum Kris Jenner defeated Chrissy Teigen at 6:32 (Headbutt) by 97.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez bested ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 27:10 (Singing to Victory) by 5.
EDGE: Chris Elliott won over ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 24:43 (Backbreaker) by 8.
EDGE: Britney Spears annihilated DNC: Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 28:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato destroyed ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande at 32:06 (Singing to Greatness) by 1. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Budapest (Attendance: 13,734) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson defeated Billy Buckner at 1:53 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
EDGE: Seth Rogen bested OJ Simpson at 2:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 105.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" over Joe Jonas at 4:46 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande beat Chrissy Teigen at 4:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97 (non-title).
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande outmuscled ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 27:53 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 2.
EDGE: Norm Macdonald overpowered ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 24:30 (Brainbuster) by 8.
EDGE: James Franco annihilated EDGE: Britney Spears at 27:39 (Superplex) by 3 (non-title).
MAIN EVENT: ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato bested ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande at 39:07 (Singing to Greatness) by 8. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Tokyo (Attendance: 23,839) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen pinned Billy Buckner at 3:52 (Shoulder Breaker) by 115.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" bested Lady Gaga at 4:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 73.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande outmuscled Joe Jonas at 5:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.
ArGr: "Popular Song" beat Chrissy Teigen at 5:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande decked ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 29:41 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 1.
EDGE: Maria Bamford bested ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 28:44 (Camel Clutch) by 5.
EDGE: Britney Spears over EDGE: John Krasinski at 4:12 (count out). |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 17,002) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" beat Serena Williams at 4:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande won over Lady Gaga at 6:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 72.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson pinned Joe Jonas at 1:40 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
ArGr: "Tattooed Heart" won over Tori Spelling at 5:36 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande won over ArGr: "Popular Song" at 27:07 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 2.
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande annihilated DNC: Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 27:16 (Backbreaker) by 1.
IMT: Tony Todd defeated EDGE: Britney Spears at 28:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 1 *** won the Southern title. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 16,506) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande beat Serena Williams at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson over Lady Gaga at 2:30 (disqualification -- tied opponent up).
EDGE: Seth Rogen defeated Joe Jonas at 5:43 (Shoulder Breaker) by 91.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande overpowered George Clooney at 4:16 (Flying Dropkick) by 80.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande won over ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 27:16 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 3.
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande won over EDGE: Ryan Reynolds at 28:23 (Backbreaker) by 1.
EDGE: Jeremy Allen White* and Liev Schreiber outmuscled Tiger Woods* and OJ Simpson at 5:44 (Headbutt) by 72. |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Garden City (Attendance: 16,001) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson beat Serena Williams at 2:34 (Ankle Lock) by 95.
EDGE: Seth Rogen bested Lady Gaga at 4:55 (Shoulder Breaker) by 76.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" won over John Legend at 4:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande over George Clooney at 2:59 (count out).
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande won over EDGE: Fred Armisen at 28:13 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 1 *** won the Pacific title.
EDGE: Liev Schreiber decked ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 24:33 (Backbreaker) by 8 *** won the Dixie title.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 and "Queen" Ariana Grande* overpowered George Clooney and Jared from Subway* at 6:33 (Crescent Kick) by 83. |
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| Card 21 -- Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 17,587) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen beat Serena Williams at 5:53 (Shoulder Breaker) by 99.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" over Shawn Mendes at 8:48 (count out).
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande outmuscled John Legend at 3:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming" overpowered Jared from Subway at 0:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
EDGE: Amy Poehler annihilated ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 29:45 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
IMT: Kane Hoddwr destroyed ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 27:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande and Ariana's Mother Joan Grande tied EDGE: Chris Elliott and Will Forte (time limit). |
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| Card 22 -- Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 13,227) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" defeated Venus Williams at 4:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 120.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande over Shawn Mendes at 5:23 (count out).
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson beat John Legend at 3:32 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande pinned Jared from Subway at 3:15 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.
EDGE: Britney Spears beat ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 28:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE: John C. Reilly bested ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 29:31 (Brainbuster) by 3.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus and Ariana's Pal Jessie J.* defeated EDGE: Chris Elliott* and Will Forte at 29:32 (Best Friends Forever) by 2. |
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| Card 23 -- Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 11,511) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande won over Venus Williams at 3:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson beat Shawn Mendes at 2:15 (Ankle Lock) by 95.
EDGE: Seth Rogen outmuscled John Legend at 6:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande annihilated EDGE: Jeff Goldblum at 28:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson bested ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande at 29:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
EDGE: Rainn Wilson overpowered ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 29:30 (Camel Clutch) by 5.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 and "Queen" Ariana Grande* outmuscled EDGE: Chris Elliott and Will Forte* at 29:16 (Serving the Queen!) by 2. |
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| Card 24 -- Held in Belfast (Attendance: 13,474) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson outmuscled Venus Williams at 2:49 (Ankle Lock) by 119.
EDGE: Seth Rogen outmuscled Shawn Mendes at 1:41 (Shoulder Breaker) by 99.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande bested Kanye West at 6:37 (Palm Strike) by 92.
EDGE: Cleopatra Coleman overpowered ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande at 28:13 (Backbreaker) by 3 (Commissioner's Choice).
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande destroyed ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande at 29:39 (That Was Gorgeous!) by 1.
EDGE: Cleopatra Coleman defeated ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 18:20 (Backbreaker) by 7.
EDGE: Chris Elliott and Will Forte* beat DNC: Gentle Joe Biden* and Barefoot Bernie Sanders at 29:06 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 25 -- Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 19,926) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen won over Venus Williams at 4:53 (Shoulder Breaker) by 123.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" over Adam Levine at 9:06 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut destroyed Kanye West at 4:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande pinned EDGE: Kate McKinnon at 28:26 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1 (Commissioner's Choice).
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande decked ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 29:36 (Enjoying the Good Life) by 2 (non-title).
DNC: Gentle Joe Biden outmuscled ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 20:43 (Desire Driver) by 7 *** won the Central title.
EDGE: Jeremy Allen White* and Liev Schreiber annihilated EDGE: Chris Elliott and Will Forte* at 27:59 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4 *** won the TV Tag-team titles. |
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| Card 26 -- Held in Boise (Attendance: 15,483) |
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ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" overpowered Tiger Woods at 7:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 64.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande overpowered Adam Levine at 6:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande decked Kanye West at 5:13 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.
EDGE: Mandy Moore pinned ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande at 29:45 (Backbreaker) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice).
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande decked ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 15:12 (Enjoying the Good Life) by 9 (non-title).
EDGE: Seth Rogen pinned ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 29:01 (Backbreaker) by 3.
EDGE: Chris Elliott and Will Forte* overpowered DNC: Gentle Joe Biden and Barefoot Bernie Sanders* at 27:36 (Backbreaker) by 4 (Tag-team title). |
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| Card 27 -- Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 24,848) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande decked Tiger Woods at 6:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 63.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson over Adam Levine at 5:01 (count out).
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J. beat Chris Brown at 0:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 128.
DNC: Gentle Joe Biden defeated ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande at 27:24 (Desire Driver) by 3 (Commissioner's Choice).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" bested ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande at 22:13 (We Will Prevail!) by 7.
EDGE: Jeremy Allen White overpowered ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 18:56 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs and Adam Thielen* outmuscled DNC: Gentle Joe Biden and Barefoot Bernie Sanders* at 20:15 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8 *** won the Tag-team titles. |
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| Card 28 -- Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 11,865) |
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EDGE: Kelly Clarkson decked Tiger Woods at 5:56 (Ankle Lock) by 63.
EDGE: Seth Rogen decked Adam Levine at 4:10 (Shoulder Breaker) by 89.
ArGr: "Popular Song" beat Chris Brown at 2:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 126.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande won over ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut at 29:38 (You Better Get In Shape!) by 1 (non-title).
EDGE: Tim Heidecker won over ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" at 28:31 (Backbreaker) by 2 *** won the Western title.
IMT: Kane Hoddwr pinned ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande at 27:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming", "Better Left Unsaid", and "Tattooed Heart"* defeated Kanye West*, Gerald Ford, and Chrissy Teigen at 4:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74. |
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| Card 29 -- Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 15,361) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen overpowered Tiger Woods at 5:14 (Shoulder Breaker) by 67.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" annihilated Lance Bass at 1:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 79.
ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande won over Chris Brown at 1:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 127.
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut tied ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande at 2:31 (double disqualification).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" annihilated EDGE: Danny McBride at 27:16 (We Will Prevail!) by 2.
EDGE: Fred Armisen overpowered ArGr: "Popular Song" at 28:59 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
ArGr: Ariana's Friend Kim Kardashian, Ariana's Chum Kris Jenner, and Ariana's Pal Kourtney Kardashian* decked Chris Brown, The 17th Duggar Child*, and Jimmy Carter at 1:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 88. |
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| Interleague Matches |
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EDGE: Britney Spears (COL) beat DOD: Cheerleader Sassy Red (LSL) at 29:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5 (Commissioner's Choice).
COT: Vex and Siolence (HAL) over IMT: Robert Englund and Kane Hoddwr (COL) at 0:40 (count out) (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs and Adam Thielen (COL) tied FOE: Osseo Outlaw #3 and Osseo Outlaw #4 (HAL) at 0:38 (no contest) (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Chris Elliott and Will Forte (COL) outmuscled DOD: Catfish Glen and Catfish Joseph (LSL) at 28:42 (Backbreaker) by 5 (Commissioner's Choice).
DOD: Sb Vixen Red and Elizabeth White Owl (AWL) defeated DNC: Gentle Joe Biden and Barefoot Bernie Sanders (COL) at 28:44 (Red Crossface) by 5 (Steel InterFed Crockett Cup). |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Macao (Attendance: 11,089) |
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EDGE: Seth Rogen was awarded an imaginary $1,000 when he got thrown out of the ring by ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande received $1,100 after ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky flipped him out.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky won the COL battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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