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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #324 -- SUMMER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Lexington (Attendance: 3,236) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated TDL: Black Bart in 6 at 1:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Range Rider #2 in 6 at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Samuel Cotton in 6 at 4:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
COT: Richard Gnose destroyed C4/Destroyer: Falcon at 27:13 (Snot Rocket) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria destroyed VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:16 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump outmuscled COT: Davey Jameis at 29:28 (DDT) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown annihilated COT: The Hooves of Durl at 27:46 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
League Six-man titles: C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* destroyed C4/Destroyer: Vulture*, Condor, and Eagle at 29:39 (Follow the Buzzard) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 50:40 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 2,647) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 0:23 (Piledriver) by 181.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered J.T. Lee in 6 at 6:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 73.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Samuel Cotton in 12 at 2:23 (Piledriver) by 169.
COT: Richard Gnose decked VIRUS/VD: HIV at 29:47 (Snot Rocket) by 2.
Rocky Mountain title: SOS: Sloth beat VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 29:24 (The Pig Pen) by 2.
VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump overpowered SOS: Prejudice at 16:22 (DDT) by 11.
SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:18 (Rip Current) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump at 48:09 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 6,390) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor defeated TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 2:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 178.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked J.T. Lee in 6 at 4:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 67.
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac annihilated SOS: Rash at 19:33 (DDT) by 10.
COT: Richard Gnose won over VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:55 (Snot Rocket) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac destroyed VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 28:06 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump beat SOS: Preston James at 29:28 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi decked C4/Destroyer: Condor at 28:28 (DDT) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious defeated COT: Quail Earnhardt at 42:47 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 6,959) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt won over SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:23 (The Im-Quailer) by 5.
C4/Destroyer: Condor outmuscled J.T. Lee in 6 at 6:29 (Headlock) by 70.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Lucas Chandler in 2 at 0:57 (Count Out).
COT: Richard Gnose overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:01 (Snot Rocket) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac destroyed COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:12 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump decked COT: Jack Tupp at 29:26 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 pinned VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu at 27:51 (DDT) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious bested COT: Ahmana Rolle at 43:12 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 3,148) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump pinned COT: Blue J. Foyt at 15:14 (DDT) by 7 (Guest Referee: SOS: LE Williams).
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Stwewart Morales in 6 at 1:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Lucas Chandler in 2 at 11:54 (Count Out).
SOS: Pimple tied COT: Nervous Rex at 10:17 (No Contest).
COT: Petey LaFlame annihilated VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:55 (For Johnny) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump defeated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 29:13 (DDT) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown outmuscled COT: Nervous Rex at 29:55 (Bad Mojo!) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious decked COT: The Hooves of Durl at 38:14 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 6,225) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump destroyed SOS: Dark Messyer at 13:14 (DDT) by 12.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Stwewart Morales in 3 at 3:11 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Lewis Canyon in 6 at 6:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 80.
COT: Ahmana Rolle bested VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 29:36 (Rolle Credits) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac won over C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 28:33 (DDT) by 2.
COT/CHAMP: "The Rattlesnake" Buddy Stevens annihilated VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 27:59 (PPF502) by 2.
Prairie title: VIRUS: Mike Eaves decked COT: Nervous Rex at 24:44 (DDT) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious won over VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 31:13 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Durban (Attendance: 4,953) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels won over SOS: Shane Gretsky at 20:42 (DDT) by 9.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Inventor Dr. Jack in 1 at 0:35 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Lewis Canyon in 9 at 2:08 (European Uppercut) by 132.
COT: Ahmana Rolle bested SOS: Gary String at 16:54 (Rolle Credits) by 8.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown won over VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:04 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi annihilated SOS: Lust at 24:57 (DDT) by 7 (Guest Referee: Don Colt).
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster bested VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:03 (Chicken Hunting) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious decked COT: Richard Gnose at 55:05 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 5,509) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt beat SOS: Irma Gerd at 16:10 (The Im-Quailer) by 7 (Guest Referee: COT: Blue J. Foyt).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Inventor Dr. Jack in 1 at 7:25 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Matthew Pike in 1 at 4:44 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
COT: Ahmana Rolle pinned SOS: LE Williams at 17:19 (Rolle Credits) by 8.
SOS: Greed outmuscled COT: Nervous Rex at 27:49 (Jackpot) by 4.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 bested COT: Devil Kyle at 20:59 (DDT) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown bested VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 29:01 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious bested COT: Nervous Rex at 20:21 (DDT) by 10. |
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| Card 9: Held in Crete (Attendance: 1,679) |
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Gunslinger title: SOS: Lifeguard Daron annihilated COT: Quail Earnhardt at 28:23 (High Tide) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Phil Ingraham in 1 at 2:38 (Count Out).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Matthew Pike in 1 at 3:17 (Disqualification: used powder).
COT: Ahmana Rolle outmuscled C4/Destroyer: Eagle at 28:59 (Rolle Credits) by 3.
Outlaw title: SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser overpowered VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 27:25 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown decked SOS: Oma Gerd at 29:34 (Bad Mojo!) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:24 (Butterfinger) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious pinned VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 48:39 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 1,393) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt annihilated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:31 (The Im-Quailer) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Phil Ingraham in 1 at 6:20 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Skinner in 6 at 1:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
COT: Ahmana Rolle annihilated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:49 (Rolle Credits) by 4.
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels bested COT: Bad Norman at 29:02 (DDT) by 1.
COT: The Hooves of Durl annihilated SOS: Gill T at 28:39 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 1.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 destroyed VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 29:49 (DDT) by 1 (ladder).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious outmuscled VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 at 31:46 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 4,520) |
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VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown destroyed VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 28:24 (Bad Mojo!) by 3 (non-title).
C4/Destroyer: Condor pinned Phil Ingraham in 6 at 1:55 (Headlock) by 103.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Skinner in 6 at 3:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Max Aspen in 6 at 1:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 139.
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels won over SOS: Envy at 28:35 (DDT) by 1.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture decked COT: Nervous Rex at 29:23 (Easy Pickings) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:34 (Hey-Lo) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels at 46:42 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 4,657) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 1:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 118.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Widowmaker in 6 at 0:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 126.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Don Colt in 6 at 0:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Max Aspen in 6 at 2:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 133.
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels defeated COT: Runner Downe at 29:07 (DDT) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 29:34 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 29:23 (Bad Mojo!) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious defeated VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia at 29:29 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Tijuana (Attendance: 4,827) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 0:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Widowmaker in 6 at 1:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 120.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Don Colt in 6 at 3:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested The Masked Sheriff in 6 at 2:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels pinned VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 21:49 (DDT) by 6.
COT: Old Paint Can drew VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 6:07 (Double Count Out).
C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* drew C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk (Time Limit).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious bested VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 39:47 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 9,047) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor over TDL: Sam Austin in 1 at 3:15 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
C4/Destroyer: Condor bested Widowmaker in 6 at 2:01 (Headlock) by 123.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Kenny Allen in 6 at 4:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled The Masked Sheriff in 6 at 4:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels drew VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 6:47 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 decked COT: Hunter Downe at 28:17 (DDT) by 3.
TV Six-man titles: SOS: Javy Jaggar, COT: Blue J. Foyt, and Petey LaFlame* defeated C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* at 28:16 (You Have a Problem) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious overpowered VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 37:17 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 6,080) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd over Jon Galway in 1 at 6:50 (Disqualification: hit ref).
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 overpowered SOS: Zitz at 27:36 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Kenny Allen in 6 at 3:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 1:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal won over VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 27:43 (DDT) by 2.
Cattle Barron title: VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:02 (DDT) by 4.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* pinned SOS: Dark Messyer, COT: Devil Kyle, and Bad Norman* at 27:01 (Follow the Buzzard) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 23:49 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 16: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 7,020) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Jon Galway in 1 at 2:27 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Mike Holman in 6 at 4:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
COT: Richard Gnose destroyed SOS: Gluttony at 22:59 (Snot Rocket) by 7 (Guest Referee: Benten Butterbaugh).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 4:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:45 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk bested COT: The Hooves of Durl at 29:25 (Sky Hunter) by 1.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* overpowered SOS: Zitz, COT: Old Paint Can, and Jack Tupp* at 27:32 (Follow the Buzzard) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 27:07 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 17: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 7,150) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Range Rider #2 in 6 at 1:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 119.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Mike Holman in 6 at 3:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
COT: Richard Gnose defeated SOS: Alabama Doink at 15:49 (Snot Rocket) by 8.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 bested SOS: Wrath at 28:02 (DDT) by 4.
Mountain West title: SOS: Garth String outmuscled COT: The Hooves of Durl at 28:33 (Another One) by 1.
COT: The Hooves of Durl pinned VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:16 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 3.
SOS: Gary String, COT: Hunter Downe, and Runner Downe* bested C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* at 28:36 (Further Downe Under) by 1. |
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| Bunkhouse Brawl: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 4,311) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord made a cool $1,000 when VIRUS: Mike Eaves hurled him out.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 nabbed $1,100 after VIRUS: Charred Nightmare threw him into the audience.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 took home $1,200 in imaginary earnings after VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 catapulted him out.
VIRUS: Mike Eaves made $1,300 in imaginary earnings after he got thrown outside the ring by VIRUS: Charred Nightmare.
VIRUS: Charred Nightmare nabbed $1,400 after getting catapulted out by C4/Destroyer: Eagle.
C4/Destroyer: Eagle grabbed $1,500 when he was hurled out of the ring by VIRUS: Striker Jedi.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 received $1,600 when VIRUS: Striker Jedi threw him through the ropes.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi was the winner of the bunkhouse brawl and its $30,000 prize. |
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