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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #311 -- DOG DAYS 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 7,272) |
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COT: Mark Mywards pinned Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:14 (Brainbuster) by 188.
COT: Yohm Ahma drew CURE/VD: HIV at 20:37 (Double Count Out).
COT: Mark Mywards outmuscled Gary Anderson in 7 at 6:30 (Headlock) by 82.
SOS: Lust decked SOS: Rash at 28:41 (Sudden Attraction) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac annihilated SOS: Gary String at 28:51 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered SOS: Garth String at 12:18 (Boston Crab) by 11 (Guest Referee: Omar the Humongous).
COT: Quail Earnhardt and SOS: Pimple* beat CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* at 22:43 (The Popper) by 9.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac decked COT: Hoser Downe at 38:16 (Boston Crab) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 1,183) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:41 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 193.
COT: Mark Mywards outmuscled Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
COT: Mark Mywards annihilated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 126.
COT: Hunter Downe bested SOS: Rash at 29:51 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 1.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac defeated CURE/VD: HIV at 19:22 (Boston Crab) by 6 (non-title).
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 22:45 (Boston Crab) by 8.
COT: Yohm Ahma and SOS: Envy* beat CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* at 12:43 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac bested COT: Devil Kyle at 36:09 (Boston Crab) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 1,686) |
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SOS: Gary String overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar at 22:48 (Another Bad Pun?) by 9.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
COT: Mark Mywards won over Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster bested SOS: Rash at 17:55 (DDT) by 6.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac overpowered COT: Crawdad Overlord at 24:30 (Boston Crab) by 6 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown annihilated COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 28:11 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
COT: Mark Mywards and SOS: Garth String* overpowered CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* at 22:11 (Another One) by 9.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac bested COT: Blue J. Foyt at 40:42 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 9,574) |
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CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 28:17 (Boston Crab) by 5.
COT: Mark Mywards over Lil' Baby in 1 at 4:28 (Count Out).
COT: Mark Mywards annihilated Ross Perot in 6 at 4:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
Central Plains title: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac outmuscled COT: Devil Kyle at 27:27 (Boston Crab) by 5.
SOS: Gary String destroyed COT: Bad Norman at 27:00 (Another Bad Pun?) by 4.
SOS: Gluttony* and COT: The Hooves of Durl decked CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: HIV* at 18:25 (Pig Out) by 11 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Candyman).
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 43:00 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 9,332) |
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CURE/VD: Cactus Sac pinned COT: Blue J. Foyt at 16:05 (Boston Crab) by 7 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
CURE/VD: Norovirus bested COT: Mark Mywards at 18:44 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 4:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 72.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac decked CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:23 (Boston Crab) by 5.
SOS: Gary String destroyed SOS: Envy at 27:28 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2.
TV Tag-team titles: COT: Davey Jameis and SOS: Irma Gerd* beat CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: HIV* in 10 at 8:47 (Headlock) by 16.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk pinned SOS: Rash at 38:15 (Boston Crab) by 11 (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: Aston Martin). |
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| Card 6: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 2,029) |
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CURE/CTI: Bootylicious decked COT: Blue J. Foyt at 29:43 (DDT) by 5.
COT: Mark Mywards pinned Vanilla Ice in 6 at 2:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 3:38 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Fred Merkle in 12 at 1:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 172.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac won over CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 29:23 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS: Gary String tied CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 4:06 (No Contest).
SOS: LE Williams* and COT: Runner Downe overpowered CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: HIV* at 15:02 (Ball And Chain) by 11 (Guest Referee: SOS: Tayne).
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested SOS: Dark Messyer at 34:46 (Boston Crab) by 12. |
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| Card 7: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 7,506) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered COT: Blue J. Foyt at 28:40 (Oma Gosh) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards overpowered Lizzo in 6 at 6:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 64.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Lizzo in 6 at 3:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Chris Webber in 6 at 4:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac won over SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 19:12 (Boston Crab) by 6.
SOS: Gary String outmuscled COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk at 28:59 (Another Bad Pun?) by 4.
COT: Hunter Downe and SOS: Lifeguard Daron* decked CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: HIV* at 16:27 (High Tide) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat CURE/VD: HIV at 47:29 (Boston Crab) by 9. |
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| Card 8: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 3,921) |
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SOS: Lifeguard Daron beat COT: Blue J. Foyt at 29:38 (High Tide) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards decked Lady Gaga in 6 at 5:48 (Back Elbow Smash) by 69.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Lady Gaga in 3 at 10:45 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Leon Lett in 6 at 4:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 83.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:10 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
CURE/VD: HIV tied COT: Bully Ray Cyrus at 4:14 (No Contest).
SOS: Preston James* and COT: Bully Ray Cyrus overpowered CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: HIV* at 9:15 (Prank Call) by 15.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered CURE/VD: Norovirus at 37:46 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 1,618) |
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East Coast title: CURE/VD: Candyman won over COT: Blue J. Foyt at 27:30 (Butterfinger) by 5.
COT: Mark Mywards won over Taylor Swift in 6 at 5:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Taylor Swift in 1 at 7:05 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Gary Anderson in 6 at 6:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac tied CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster (Time Limit).
COT: Crawdad Overlord tied SOS: Prejudice (Time Limit).
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* beat CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: HIV* at 27:41 (Clowning Around) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 25:27 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Avila (Attendance: 4,207) |
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COT: Lark Martin pinned SOS: Rash at 29:24 (Valvoline Express) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards overpowered Mama June in 6 at 2:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Mama June in 6 at 0:51 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
CURE/VD: HIV overpowered SOS: Pimple at 29:51 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac outmuscled CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:04 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: Irma Gerd decked COT: Devil Kyle at 29:48 (Irma Genius) by 4.
SOS: Javy Jaggar*, Zitz, and COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay pinned COT: Hunter Downe, Hoser Downe*, and Runner Downe at 11:24 (The Five Hole) by 12.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat SOS: Gary String at 31:10 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Madison (Attendance: 6,903) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer bested COT: Quail Earnhardt at 29:19 (The Cross Check) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:06 (Cross-Armbar) by 120.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 132.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac bested CURE/VD: Candyman at 27:48 (Boston Crab) by 2.
COT: Devil Kyle tied CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 10:54 (Double Count Out).
TV Six-man titles: SOS: Shane Gretsky*, Lust, and COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk won over COT: Hunter Downe, Hoser Downe*, and Runner Downe at 15:46 (The Slap Shot) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested COT: Crawdad Overlord at 25:39 (Boston Crab) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Boise (Attendance: 8,736) |
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CURE/VD: Gone Aria bested SOS: Dark Messyer at 28:22 (DDT) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards won over Andy Herren in 6 at 2:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110.
COT: Hoser Downe pinned Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:44 (Rib Breaker) by 117 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Martin Van Buren in 6 at 5:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 91.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac destroyed SOS: Scott Commodity at 29:59 (Boston Crab) by 5.
COT: Devil Kyle drew SOS: Preston James (Time Limit).
League Six-man titles: SOS: Sloth*, Greed, and COT: Jack Tupp defeated COT: Hunter Downe, Hoser Downe*, and Runner Downe at 13:19 (The Pig Pen) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated SOS: Gill T at 15:28 (Boston Crab) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 2,286) |
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CURE/VD: Cactus Sac decked SOS: Dark Messyer at 19:25 (Boston Crab) by 9 (non-title).
COT: Mark Mywards bested Josh Duggar in 12 at 2:46 (Brainbuster) by 160.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Zitz at 21:13 (Boston Crab) by 7.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Ross Perot in 6 at 3:04 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac annihilated CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 29:44 (Boston Crab) by 5.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk destroyed COT: Davey Jameis at 29:05 (Boston Crab) by 5.
SOS: Alabama Doink, "Pistol" Pez Dispenser*, and COT: Bad Norman beat COT: Hunter Downe, Hoser Downe*, and Runner Downe at 22:31 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk annihilated CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 39:59 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Managua (Attendance: 3,419) |
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SOS: Gluttony pinned SOS: Dark Messyer at 27:35 (Pig Out) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards defeated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 0:51 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Andy Herren in 6 at 0:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
Southeast title: SOS: Wrath pinned CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 29:01 (Revenge is Sweet) by 2.
CURE/VD: HIV pinned SOS: Greed at 27:10 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk destroyed SOS: LE Williams at 16:42 (Boston Crab) by 12.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 35:53 (Boston Crab) by 5. |
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| Card 15: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 6,083) |
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Northeast title: SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered SOS: Dark Messyer at 28:56 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 4.
COT: Mark Mywards decked Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 5:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 66.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Josh Duggar in 12 at 2:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 165.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac annihilated CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 23:42 (Boston Crab) by 8.
West Coast title: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels pinned COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:55 (DDT) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown won over COT: Jack Tupp at 28:43 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk pinned CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 42:33 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Pineville (Attendance: 6,100) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer won over COT: Runner Downe at 28:38 (The Cross Check) by 1.
COT: Mark Mywards over Fred Merkle in 1 at 5:28 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac overpowered SOS: Rash at 24:42 (Boston Crab) by 8 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: Sloth at 21:57 (Boston Crab) by 7.
CURE/VD: Norovirus annihilated COT: The Hooves of Durl at 16:59 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 29:46 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk outmuscled CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 33:03 (Boston Crab) by 11 (Guest Referee: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson). |
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| Card 17: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 8,711) |
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CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? bested SOS: Dark Messyer at 28:12 (DDT) by 4.
COT: Mark Mywards destroyed Chris Webber in 6 at 4:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser overpowered SOS: Rash at 29:18 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 1.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac beat CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:35 (Boston Crab) by 3 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Rectal won over COT: Devil Kyle at 28:31 (DDT) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay and SOS: Wrath* decked CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* at 15:41 (Revenge is Sweet) by 19. |
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| Card 18: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 4,216) |
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CURE/VD: Wicked Clown won over SOS: Shane Gretsky at 29:35 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
COT: Mark Mywards defeated Leon Lett in 6 at 2:24 (Back Elbow Smash) by 77.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists defeated SOS: Rash at 29:32 (DDT) by 1.
TV title: CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson bested CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:20 (DDT) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson beat SOS: Gary String at 28:55 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
COT: Lark Martin and SOS: Prejudice* defeated CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* at 19:12 (And Zombies) by 11 (Guest Referee: COT: Crawdad Overlord). |
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