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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #306 -- MAY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 10,959) |
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SOS: Gluttony beat SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax at 27:23 (Pig Out) by 2.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis annihilated SOS: Donald Mahanahan at 27:32 (Brainbuster) by 3.
SOS: Rash won over Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:43 (European Uppercut) by 113.
SOS: Rash bested Chris Webber in 6 at 2:37 (European Uppercut) by 88.
Northeast title: SOS: Pimple destroyed HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:30 (The Popper) by 1.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis tied CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump (Time Limit).
HERO: Davey Jameis pinned SOS: Spagett at 23:30 (The Buyout) by 9.
HERO: Monsieur Wristlock and SOS: Trash Dove* pinned CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk* in 11 at 17:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster annihilated CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 38:59 (Brainbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Milan (Attendance: 5,618) |
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SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax bested CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 23:56 (Brainbuster) by 8.
CURE/VD: Norovirus defeated SOS: Mike Mahanahan at 27:04 (Brainbuster) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay won over Taylor Swift at 2:24 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 171.
SOS: Rash annihilated Leon Lett in 6 at 4:30 (European Uppercut) by 94.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 138.
GiFt: Bad Norman outmuscled CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 28:41 (Triple Crown Beatdown) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd drew CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 7:28 (No Contest).
League Six-man titles: SOS: Donald Mahanahan*, Mike Mahanahan, and Steve Mahanahan over SOS: Shane Gretsky, Alabama Doink*, and Prejudice in 13 at 2:49 (Count Out).
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster won over CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 32:05 (Brainbuster) by 9. |
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| Card 3: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 6,336) |
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SOS: Rash pinned Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:53 (European Uppercut) by 86.
Central Plains title: HERO: Yohm Ahma annihilated CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 18:24 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 10.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:35 (European Uppercut) by 113.
SOS: Rash bested Gary Anderson in 7 at 3:53 (Headlock) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:43 (European Uppercut) by 138.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis outmuscled SOS: Gill T at 28:43 (Brainbuster) by 2.
HERO: Davey Jameis beat CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:29 (The Buyout) by 3 (non-title).
HERO: Bird of War Dennis*, Bird of War Charlie, and Bird of War Mac decked SOS: Shane Gretsky, Alabama Doink*, and Prejudice at 16:46 (Going America!) by 8.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster outmuscled CURE/VD: Norovirus at 34:02 (Brainbuster) by 6. |
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| Card 4: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 17,161) |
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HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay won over Tom Arnold in 6 at 6:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
SOS: Rash bested Hugh Grant in 6 at 5:40 (European Uppercut) by 96.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl overpowered Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:33 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.
SOS: Rash destroyed Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:33 (European Uppercut) by 138.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl defeated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:06 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 134.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 28:17 (Brainbuster) by 3.
HERO: Davey Jameis beat SOS: Envy at 24:41 (The Buyout) by 10.
SOS: Spagett*, GiFt: G Offsilver, and Devil Kyle destroyed HERO: Bird of War Dennis*, Bird of War Charlie, and Bird of War Mac at 16:36 (Spooked Ya!) by 14.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster pinned CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 32:37 (Brainbuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: Richard Hatch). |
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| Card 5: Held in Seville (Attendance: 18,002) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Tom Arnold in 6 at 4:37 (European Uppercut) by 86.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay destroyed Hugh Grant in 6 at 3:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
SOS: Rash decked Mama June in 6 at 2:31 (European Uppercut) by 125.
SOS: Rash outmuscled Martin Van Buren in 6 at 4:29 (European Uppercut) by 97.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay overpowered Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis overpowered HERO: Jack Tupp at 27:43 (Brainbuster) by 3.
HERO: Davey Jameis destroyed CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:20 (The Buyout) by 5.
TV Six-man titles: HERO: Jack Tupp, Petey LaFlame, and SOS: The Duves of Hurl* outmuscled HERO: Bird of War Dennis*, Bird of War Charlie, and Bird of War Mac at 12:53 (Peach Cobbler Clobber) by 16.
Main event: CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster outmuscled SOS: Shane Gretsky at 20:03 (Brainbuster) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 14,974) |
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SOS: The Duves of Hurl overpowered Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 82.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:18 (European Uppercut) by 96.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay decked Mama June in 6 at 2:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 125.
SOS: Rash defeated Ross Perot in 6 at 1:14 (European Uppercut) by 115.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:35 (European Uppercut) by 97.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious drew CURE/VD: Norovirus at 7:41 (Double Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled SOS: Preston James at 27:45 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Main event: HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 29:48 (Hung Up) by 1. |
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| Card 7: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 6,043) |
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HERO: Davey Jameis destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar at 20:04 (The Buyout) by 6.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Mama June in 6 at 2:39 (European Uppercut) by 125.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay won over Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl overpowered Martin Van Buren in 6 at 5:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 93.
CURE/CTI: Rectal destroyed CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 29:01 (Brainbuster) by 5.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:35 (Brainbuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: CURE: Masked Misfit #2).
Main event: HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen overpowered SOS: Dark Messyer at 50:40 (Hung Up) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in New Philadelphia (Attendance: 12,338) |
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Rocky Mountains title: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay destroyed SOS: Preston James at 23:54 (It's Burnt!) by 7.
SOS: Rash defeated Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:34 (European Uppercut) by 103.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl defeated Mama June in 6 at 4:39 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 121.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:49 (European Uppercut) by 105.
SOS: Steve Mahanahan won over CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 15:42 (DDT) by 7.
SOS: Gary String beat CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 29:21 (Another Bad Pun?) by 4 (Guest Referee: HERO: Quail Earnhardt).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated CURE/VD: Candyman at 27:58 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Main event: HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested SOS: Preston James at 59:57 (Hung Up) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 16,119) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer outmuscled HERO: Blue J. Foyt at 28:54 (The Cross Check) by 1.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay bested Lil' Baby in 6 at 3:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 103.
SOS: Rash bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:13 (European Uppercut) by 105.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl decked Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
East Coast title: SOS: Chonky Cat Oh Lawd He Comin' decked CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:42 (Brainbuster) by 5.
GiFt: G Offsilver decked CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 28:59 (Off the Grid) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered SOS: Scott Commodity at 19:11 (Brainbuster) by 9.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis overpowered HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:41 (The Buyout) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 17,445) |
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HERO: Lark Martin overpowered SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:12 (Valvoline Express) by 4 (Guest Referee: HERO: Davey Jameis).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:02 (European Uppercut) by 103.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay over Drita D'Avanzo in 3 at 5:15 (Count Out).
Great Lakes title: SOS: Big Chungus bested CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 28:27 (Superplex) by 4 (Guest Referee: HERO: Quail Earnhardt).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 17:40 (Brainbuster) by 8.
TV title: HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen outmuscled CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:54 (Hung Up) by 2.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis decked HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 37:36 (The Buyout) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 18,295) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Rash bested SOS: Dark Messyer at 29:09 (Intense Itching) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS: Envy).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl won over Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:41 (European Uppercut) by 105.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Drita D'Avanzo in 9 at 2:17 (Chickenwing) by 139.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay overpowered Ross Perot in 6 at 1:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 115.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron destroyed CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 22:13 (High Tide) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 28:07 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis bested SOS: Gluttony at 38:16 (The Buyout) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 16,157) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer pinned SOS: Sloth at 29:27 (The Cross Check) by 1.
West Coast title: HERO: Mark Mywards pinned SOS: Gluttony at 27:45 (You Will Rule) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:04 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Drita D'Avanzo in 3 at 7:11 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Ross Perot in 6 at 4:12 (European Uppercut) by 115.
HERO: Rubber Downe destroyed CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 17:10 (Here's the Rub) by 8.
HERO: Hoser Downe annihilated SOS: Preston James at 27:12 (Downe & Dirty) by 2.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis overpowered SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 34:13 (The Buyout) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 13,888) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested SOS: Dark Messyer at 29:56 (Brainbuster) by 3.
SOS: Rash over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 2:53 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: Preston James decked SOS: Zitz at 28:08 (Prank Call) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay destroyed Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl overpowered Ross Perot in 6 at 3:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 111.
HERO: Bird of War Mac pinned CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 28:35 (Character Assassination) by 5.
HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk overpowered SOS: Preston James at 20:21 (The Knife's Edge) by 6.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis defeated CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 42:39 (The Buyout) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 16,122) |
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HERO: Hunter Downe defeated SOS: Dark Messyer at 29:16 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS: Gill T).
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 2:42 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Rash bested Andy Herren in 6 at 1:01 (European Uppercut) by 106.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Fred Merkle in 6 at 3:09 (European Uppercut) by 84.
SOS: Preston James pinned SOS: Wrath at 21:11 (Prank Call) by 8.
SOS: Garth String overpowered CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:57 (Another One) by 5.
SOS: Preston James pinned SOS: The Duves of Hurl at 28:19 (Prank Call) by 2.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 20:10 (The Buyout) by 8. |
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| Card 15: Held in Rome (Attendance: 17,410) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer drew HERO: Petey LaFlame at 2:11 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 3:59 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 4:15 (Cross-Armbar) by 106.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl outmuscled Fred Merkle in 6 at 4:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 27:43 (Brainbuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: COLD: Tyrant Hero).
GiFt: Devil Kyle decked CURE/VD: Norovirus at 27:40 (Off the Grid) by 4 (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: The MVP Jimmy Rollins).
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated SOS: Trash Dove at 15:31 (Hung Up) by 6.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis decked CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 33:54 (The Buyout) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 19,528) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer annihilated SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield at 28:52 (The Cross Check) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Vanilla Ice in 1 at 6:41 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Andy Herren in 6 at 3:50 (European Uppercut) by 106.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay outmuscled Chris Webber in 6 at 2:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 24:28 (Brainbuster) by 6.
SOS: LE Williams annihilated CURE/VD: Norovirus at 27:41 (Ball And Chain) by 1.
SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax* and HERO: Hunter Downe pinned CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk* in 11 at 10:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 15.
Main event: HERO: Davey Jameis outmuscled CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 46:59 (The Buyout) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 14,530) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Alabama Doink won over SOS: Shane Gretsky at 15:25 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 7.
SOS: Rash bested Lizzo in 6 at 5:35 (European Uppercut) by 70.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl decked Andy Herren in 6 at 2:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Chris Webber in 6 at 4:59 (European Uppercut) by 88.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed SOS: Greed at 28:33 (Hung Up) by 4 (Guest Referee: Chris Webber).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested CURE/VD: Norovirus at 27:07 (Brainbuster) by 5.
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser destroyed CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 14:50 (The Five Hole) by 13. |
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| Card 18: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 12,959) |
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CURE/CTI: Gynecologists bested SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:49 (Brainbuster) by 1.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay bested Lizzo in 6 at 3:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
SOS: Rash beat Josh Duggar in 6 at 6:54 (European Uppercut) by 89.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Chris Webber in 6 at 5:18 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 84.
SOS: Gluttony decked SOS: Tayne at 28:50 (Pig Out) by 1.
HERO: Monsieur Wristlock destroyed CURE/VD: Norovirus at 27:43 (Over the Head Wristlock) by 2.
SOS: Chonky Cat Oh Lawd He Comin' and HERO: Hoser Downe* annihilated SOS: Zitz* and Gary String at 28:47 (Downe Under) by 4 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Zika Virus). |
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| Card 19: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 11,582) |
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SOS: Lust bested SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:15 (Sudden Attraction) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Lizzo in 6 at 3:49 (European Uppercut) by 70.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay pinned Josh Duggar in 6 at 3:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay decked Leon Lett in 6 at 4:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
SOS: Gluttony defeated CURE/VD: HIV at 24:55 (Pig Out) by 8.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle annihilated CURE/VD: Norovirus at 29:49 (Rolle Up) by 4 (Guest Referee: HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Celery Man* and HERO: Chad Bro Chillington defeated SOS: Zitz* and Gary String at 29:59 (3D3D3DE) by 4 (Guest Referee: HERO: Rubber Downe). |
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| Card 20: Held in Venice (Attendance: 10,411) |
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HERO: Chad Bro Chillington outmuscled SOS: Shane Gretsky at 28:05 (Feelin' the Vibe) by 5.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl bested Lizzo in 6 at 4:27 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 66.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Josh Duggar in 6 at 3:54 (European Uppercut) by 89.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Leon Lett in 6 at 2:08 (European Uppercut) by 94.
SOS: Gluttony destroyed SOS: Irma Gerd at 16:23 (Pig Out) by 10.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:10 (Brainbuster) by 5.
HERO: Rubber Downe and SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe* outmuscled SOS: Zitz* and Gary String at 27:52 (Superplex) by 4 (Guest Referee: HERO: Jack Tupp). |
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| Card 21: Held in Lexington (Attendance: 14,775) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested SOS: Shane Gretsky at 27:27 (Brainbuster) by 5.
SOS: Rash over Lady Gaga in 3 at 13:27 (Count Out).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl decked Josh Duggar in 6 at 6:29 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 85.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl pinned Leon Lett in 6 at 1:35 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.
SOS: Gluttony bested CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 27:15 (Pig Out) by 2.
Southwest title: SOS: Celery Man destroyed HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 29:58 (3D3D3DE) by 1.
SOS: Zitz* and Gary String beat HERO: Bird of War Dennis* and SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield at 27:50 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 2. |
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| Card 22: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 16,302) |
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HERO: Bird of War Dennis destroyed SOS: Shane Gretsky at 27:38 (The Implications) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay bested Lady Gaga in 6 at 7:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 69.
SOS: Rash annihilated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:20 (European Uppercut) by 105.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay beat Gary Anderson in 7 at 2:52 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
SOS: Gluttony won over HERO: Runner Downe at 29:17 (Pig Out) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay drew CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 7:34 (No Contest).
SOS: Big Chungus* and HERO: Runner Downe over CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 7:54 (Count Out). |
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| Card 23: Held in Macao (Attendance: 5,386) |
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SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe outmuscled SOS: Shane Gretsky at 23:11 (Superplex) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Lady Gaga in 3 at 10:56 (Count Out).
SOS: Rash outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo in 9 at 2:18 (Chickenwing) by 140.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Gary Anderson in 7 at 4:26 (Rib Breaker) by 101.
SOS: Gluttony bested HERO: Bird of War Charlie at 27:43 (Pig Out) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay won over SOS: Prejudice at 17:35 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 8.
SOS: Zitz* and Gary String decked CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 8:40 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 15. |
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| Card 24: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 9,540) |
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HERO: Quail Earnhardt beat CURE/VD: Tonsillitis at 29:55 (The Im-Quailer) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Lady Gaga in 6 at 2:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 65.
SOS: Rash defeated Fred Merkle in 6 at 3:45 (European Uppercut) by 84.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Gary Anderson in 7 at 5:18 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis bested SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 29:08 (Brainbuster) by 1.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay won over CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:01 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 5.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Tayne* and GiFt: Bad Norman over CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 4:19 (Count Out). |
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| Interleague Matches |
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AOD/HHIC: Samoan Knuckledragger (AOL) destroyed CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster (COL) at 29:46 (Brainbuster) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: New Breed Spoiler #1 (AOL) bested HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen (COL) at 28:41 (Brainbuster) by 3 (Commissioner's Choice).
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay (COL) overpowered AOD: Magic Dragon (AOL) at 21:51 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 6 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Waluigi and Wario (AOL) overpowered CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk (COL) at 22:19 (Brainbuster) by 8 (Commissioner's Choice).
Mobster Nick Santilla, Mobster Rocky Tartaglia, and AOD: Vampire Warrior (AOL) beat HERO: Bird of War Dennis, Bird of War Charlie, and Bird of War Mac (COL) at 27:17 (Goodfella Stomp) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 18,199) |
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| HERO: Ahmana Rolle was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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