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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #321 -- SPRING 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 5,212) |
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COT: Richard Gnose defeated TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 2:58 (DDT) by 168.
COT/FFW: Quail Earnhardt drew Æ: Masked Misfit #1 at 2:32 (No Contest).
COT: Richard Gnose destroyed Phil Ingraham in 6 at 0:40 (Chickenwing) by 106.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Lewis Canyon in 6 at 3:22 (European Uppercut) by 79.
SOS: Oma Gerd over The Masked Sheriff in 1 at 3:02 (Count Out).
Mid-Atlantic title: COT/FFW: Old Paint Can annihilated VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 28:20 (Five Gallon Drop) by 2.
COT: Petey LaFlame annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 29:39 (For Johnny) by 1.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* tied C4/Destroyer: Vulture*, Condor, and Eagle at 12:28 (Double Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Candyman annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump at 54:44 (Butterfinger) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 12,352) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 2:07 (Stunner) by 168.
COT: Richard Gnose decked TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 3:39 (Chickenwing) by 95.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Phil Ingraham in 6 at 4:25 (Headlock) by 104.
COT: Richard Gnose overpowered Matthew Pike in 6 at 5:32 (Chickenwing) by 88.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over The Masked Sheriff in 1 at 23:33 (Count Out).
VIRUS/VD: Norovirus outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 28:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested SOS: Envy at 16:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Candyman overpowered COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 44:35 (Butterfinger) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Basel (Attendance: 16,830) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered TDL: Black Bart in 6 at 2:33 (European Uppercut) by 78.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 1:56 (Headlock) by 93.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Phil Ingraham in 6 at 0:33 (European Uppercut) by 106.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Matthew Pike in 6 at 2:25 (Headlock) by 86.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 0:33 (Headlock) by 115.
Southwest title: COT: Crawdad Overlord outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 27:38 (A Hero is Me) by 5.
COT: Hunter Downe outmuscled Æ: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:28 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested SOS: Irma Gerd at 29:04 (Butterfinger) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 18,232) |
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C4/Destroyer: Hawk beat TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 0:35 (Stunner) by 168.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 2:02 (European Uppercut) by 95.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk beat Phil Ingraham in 6 at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Matthew Pike in 6 at 4:25 (European Uppercut) by 88.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 4:05 (European Uppercut) by 117.
C4/Destroyer: Vulture pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 28:32 (Easy Pickings) by 2.
Pacific Northwest title: VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster beat Æ: Masked Misfit #1 at 27:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested COT: Lark Martin at 46:58 (Butterfinger) by 8 (Guest Referee: COT/FFW: Devil Kyle). |
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| Card 5: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 6,187) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar beat COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 28:59 (The Five Hole) by 4.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk won over TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 3:23 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
COT: Richard Gnose pinned Widowmaker in 6 at 1:41 (Chickenwing) by 125.
COT: Richard Gnose pinned Skinner in 6 at 2:36 (Chickenwing) by 109.
SOS: Wrath tied VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 19:39 (No Contest).
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists decked COT: Jack Tupp at 27:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Norovirus defeated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 53:04 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Queens (Attendance: 11,337) |
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COT/FFW: Devil Kyle decked COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 18:18 (Off the Grid) by 6.
COT: Richard Gnose annihilated Jon Galway in 6 at 5:40 (Chickenwing) by 88.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Widowmaker in 6 at 2:09 (Headlock) by 123.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Skinner in 6 at 1:28 (Headlock) by 107.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious pinned VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 28:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 29:59 (Brainbuster) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster overpowered Æ: Mike Eaves at 20:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Norovirus bested COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 51:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 15,065) |
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COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay drew SOS: Prejudice at 8:56 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Jon Galway in 6 at 5:27 (Headlock) by 86.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over Widowmaker in 6 at 1:34 (European Uppercut) by 125.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Skinner in 6 at 4:02 (European Uppercut) by 109.
VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria decked COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 29:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 29:56 (Butterfinger) by 1.
COT/FFW: The Hooves of Durl won over Æ: Mike Eaves at 29:18 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Norovirus outmuscled Æ: Masked Misfit #1 at 49:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 14,180) |
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Central Plains title: SOS: Preston James overpowered COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 23:01 (Prank Call) by 8 (Guest Referee: C4/Destroyer: Hawk).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Jon Galway in 6 at 3:23 (European Uppercut) by 88.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk overpowered Widowmaker in 6 at 4:54 (Ankle Lock) by 124.
COT: Richard Gnose overpowered Don Colt in 6 at 4:37 (Chickenwing) by 92.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 27:54 (Butterfinger) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal drew Æ: Masked Misfit #1 at 14:28 (No Contest).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 28:07 (Rip Current) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious won over VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 51:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 18,688) |
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C4/Destroyer: Eagle decked COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 27:50 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 5.
COT: Richard Gnose decked Range Rider #2 in 6 at 1:06 (Chickenwing) by 110.
Æ: Mike Eaves pinned SOS: Zitz at 27:59 (Brainbuster) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Don Colt in 6 at 2:06 (Headlock) by 90.
SOS: Sloth bested Æ: Mike Eaves at 29:40 (The Pig Pen) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson beat VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
West Coast title: C4/Destroyer: Buzzard pinned VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 27:02 (Follow the Buzzard) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious overpowered Æ: Mike Eaves at 18:36 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 10: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 9,646) |
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VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 29:55 (Chicken Hunting) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Range Rider #2 in 1 at 8:58 (Disqualification: hit ref).
COT: Richard Gnose annihilated Mike Holman in 6 at 1:57 (Chickenwing) by 118.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Don Colt in 6 at 5:29 (European Uppercut) by 92.
VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac outmuscled VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: Lust bested COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 28:45 (Sudden Attraction) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman beat Æ: Masked Misfit #1 at 28:00 (Butterfinger) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists at 57:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 18,783) |
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VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 27:51 (Butterfinger) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Range Rider #2 in 1 at 1:13 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Mike Holman in 6 at 2:58 (Headlock) by 116.
COT: Richard Gnose pinned Kenny Allen in 6 at 3:19 (Chickenwing) by 70.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated SOS: Greed at 21:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
Northeast title: COT: Petey LaFlame destroyed COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 29:10 (For Johnny) by 3.
COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk tied VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 4:24 (Double Count Out).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious destroyed VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 53:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 6,748) |
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Æ: Masked Misfit #3 won over COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 19:47 (Brainbuster) by 7.
COT: Richard Gnose decked J.T. Lee in 6 at 3:59 (Chickenwing) by 82.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Mike Holman in 6 at 1:08 (European Uppercut) by 118.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Kenny Allen in 6 at 3:00 (Headlock) by 68.
Æ: Masked Misfit #1 destroyed SOS: Gluttony at 15:21 (Brainbuster) by 7.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk annihilated COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 28:11 (Sky Hunter) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested Æ: Masked Misfit #2 at 7:19 (Cobra Clutch) by 23.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated COT: Petey LaFlame at 54:53 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 6,172) |
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VIRUS/VD: Norovirus beat COT/FFW: Blue J. Foyt at 29:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled J.T. Lee in 6 at 5:04 (Headlock) by 80.
COT: Richard Gnose bested Samuel Cotton in 6 at 3:43 (Chickenwing) by 85.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Kenny Allen in 6 at 6:14 (European Uppercut) by 70.
COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay won over SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:44 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown decked COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 28:12 (Bad Mojo!) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman won over VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:15 (Butterfinger) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 59:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 19,405) |
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COT: Lark Martin drew Æ: Charred Nightmare at 9:34 (No Contest).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested J.T. Lee in 6 at 4:11 (European Uppercut) by 82.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Samuel Cotton in 1 at 1:34 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
COT: Richard Gnose decked Max Aspen in 6 at 2:49 (Chickenwing) by 121.
VIRUS/VD: Norovirus beat SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 21:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman defeated COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 27:33 (Butterfinger) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:10 (Butterfinger) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 32:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Accra (Attendance: 15,379) |
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Great Lakes title: SOS: Garth String outmuscled COT: Lark Martin at 19:43 (Another One) by 9.
C4/Destroyer: Hawk outmuscled J.T. Lee in 6 at 2:47 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Samuel Cotton in 1 at 9:14 (Disqualification: nail file).
COT: Richard Gnose decked The Masked Sheriff in 6 at 1:36 (Chickenwing) by 107.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious defeated C4/Destroyer: Falcon at 29:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Gary String destroyed SOS: Irma Gerd at 28:00 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman drew SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:16 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson tied VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious (Time Limit). |
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| Card 16: Held in Nice (Attendance: 6,918) |
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COT/FFW: Davey Jameis overpowered COT: Lark Martin at 29:29 (The Buyout) by 5.
COT: Richard Gnose decked Stwewart Morales in 6 at 4:28 (Chickenwing) by 66.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious defeated SOS: Rash at 28:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
COT: Richard Gnose decked Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 2:12 (Chickenwing) by 117.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious outmuscled COT: Runner Downe at 27:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: HIV beat SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Southeast title: VIRUS/VD: Candyman overpowered Æ: Mike Eaves at 28:13 (Butterfinger) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious beat VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 54:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 17: Held in Prague (Attendance: 7,717) |
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SOS: LE Williams outmuscled COT: Lark Martin at 20:03 (Ball And Chain) by 7.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Stwewart Morales in 6 at 7:39 (Headlock) by 64.
COT: Richard Gnose won over Lucas Chandler in 6 at 0:33 (Chickenwing) by 114.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious annihilated COT: Richard Gnose at 21:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious bested Æ: Striker Jedi at 20:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman decked SOS: Oma Gerd at 27:33 (Butterfinger) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 29:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 18: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 16,033) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor outmuscled COT: Lark Martin at 23:30 (Crossface Claw) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS: Gill T).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over Stwewart Morales in 6 at 5:04 (European Uppercut) by 66.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Lucas Chandler in 6 at 1:15 (Headlock) by 112.
Æ: Masked Misfit #1 defeated SOS: Pimple at 28:56 (Brainbuster) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious destroyed VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 29:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 (non-title).
East Coast title: COT/FFW: Bad Norman bested SOS: Irma Gerd at 29:13 (Triple Crown Beatdown) by 4.
VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal and VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu* over VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac and VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels* at 5:22 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). |
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| Card 19: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 14,344) |
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VIRUS/VD: Candyman outmuscled COT: Lark Martin at 15:47 (Butterfinger) by 8 (Guest Referee: Cowboy Don Scrubford).
COT: Richard Gnose won over Inventor Dr. Jack in 6 at 1:44 (Chickenwing) by 100.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Lucas Chandler in 6 at 4:54 (European Uppercut) by 114.
Æ: Mike Eaves outmuscled COT: Ahmana Rolle at 28:56 (Brainbuster) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels at 27:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: Irma Gerd tied SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 2:00 (Double Count Out).
TV Tag-team titles: C4/Destroyer: Falcon and Hawk* over VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac and VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels* in 13 at 12:40 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). |
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| Card 20: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 9,798) |
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VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk outmuscled SOS: Dark Messyer at 29:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Inventor Dr. Jack in 6 at 3:08 (Headlock) by 98.
COT: Richard Gnose outmuscled Lewis Canyon in 6 at 2:30 (Chickenwing) by 79.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Max Aspen in 1 at 2:21 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS/VD: Norovirus decked SOS: Gill T at 29:41 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Candyman destroyed SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:26 (Butterfinger) by 4.
VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious* and VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown annihilated VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac and VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels* at 29:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 21: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 19,321) |
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VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists decked SOS: Shane Gretsky at 29:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Inventor Dr. Jack in 6 at 1:00 (European Uppercut) by 100.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Lewis Canyon in 6 at 3:05 (Headlock) by 77.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Max Aspen in 1 at 3:36 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 29:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 (non-title).
TV title: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:25 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
League Tag-team titles: C4/Destroyer: Condor* and Eagle beat VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious* and VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 14:26 (Crossface Claw) by 15. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Madison (Attendance: 14,265) |
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Æ: Charred Nightmare got $1,000 when he was hurled out of the ring by COT: Crawdad Overlord.
C4/Destroyer: Eagle earned $1,100 when Æ: Striker Jedi tossed him out.
Æ: Masked Misfit #1 received $1,200 after Æ: Striker Jedi tossed him out of the ring.
Æ: Striker Jedi snatched $1,300 after being tossed out by COT: Crawdad Overlord.
COT: Crawdad Overlord won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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