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BULLETIN #217 -- MARCH 2020

Card 1: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 18,020)

IMT/GOAT: The Insignificant Fly pinned EDGE: Herbie Hind at 27:38 (Over the Hedge Reject) by 4.
VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Lil' Baby at 0:28 (Side Slam) by 134.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Drita D'Avanzo at 1:55 (Chickenwing) by 77.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested Ross Perot at 2:21 (Chickenwing) by 116.
VIRUS: Norovirus tied EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden (Time Limit).
EDGE: Yohm Ahma decked EDGE: Herbie Hind at 29:37 (Mom's Favorite) by 3 (Guest Referee: IMT/GOAT: Half Eaten Corpse).
VIRUS: Pink Eye* and Swine Flu beat VIRUS: The Smog and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor* at 29:55 (Big Splash) by 5.
EDGE: Hunter Downe*, Hoser Downe, and Hunk R. Downe pinned VIRUS: Pink Eye, Swine Flu*, and Spanish Flu at 20:39 (Downe & Out) by 9.
Main event: IMT: The 18th Amendment drew IMT: Cardiac Arrest at 8:57 (Double Disqualification).

Card 2: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 17,069)

IMT/GOAT: The Despicable Duck pinned EDGE: STF Ewing at 19:04 (Over the Hedge Reject) by 6.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Vanilla Ice at 1:22 (Chickenwing) by 124.
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Drita D'Avanzo at 7:51 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Chlamydia annihilated Ross Perot at 4:32 (Rib Breaker) by 111.
IMT: TH1RTE3N defeated IMT: The 18th Amendment at 29:10 (Lucky Number 13) by 4.
Southern title: EDGE: Jack Tupp annihilated EDGE: Richard Gnose at 28:13 (Jackknife) by 2.

VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat won over VIRUS: Pink Eye* and Swine Flu at 27:05 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS: The Smog, Cactus Sac*, and Chlamydia outmuscled VIRUS: Pink Eye*, Swine Flu, and Spanish Flu at 18:12 (Raw Sewage) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox overpowered IMT: Cardiac Arrest at 32:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.

Card 3: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 10,829)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered Tom Arnold at 2:19 (Chickenwing) by 81.
VIRUS: Chlamydia decked Vanilla Ice at 2:47 (Rib Breaker) by 119.
IMT: Cardiac Arrest annihilated Andres Escobar at 6:23 (Headlock) by 74 (non-title).
EDGE: Richard Gnose decked VIRUS: Pink Eye at 29:35 (Gnose Knows) by 4.
Pacific title: IMT: TH1RTE3N beat EDGE: STF Ewing at 15:26 (Lucky Number 13) by 8.

EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden bested EDGE: Titanous at 24:24 (Boden Bomb) by 8.
VIRUS: Tonsillitis and HIV* outmuscled VIRUS: The Smog* and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor at 29:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox pinned EDGE: Tom Bout at 59:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.

Card 4: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 7,923)

VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Tom Arnold at 2:07 (Big Splash) by 167.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat Lizzo at 6:56 (Chickenwing) by 79.
IMT: The 18th Amendment bested Andres Escobar at 6:17 (Headlock) by 74 (non-title).
VIRUS: The Smog destroyed The War Machine at 29:39 (Toxic Gas) by 2.
IMT: The 18th Amendment bested The War Machine at 27:05 (Last Call) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Richard R. Downe).
Atlantic title: EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington won over VIRUS: Cow Pox at 29:58 (Chillax) by 2.

VIRUS: Strep Throat* and "Drunk" Terry Flunk destroyed VIRUS: The Smog* and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor at 22:22 (Big Splash) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox defeated IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 47:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.

Card 5: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 7,614)

VIRUS: Cow Pox pinned EDGE: Hunter Downe at 27:40 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Lizzo at 4:56 (Rib Breaker) by 74.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Andres Escobar at 4:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107.
VIRUS: Gone Aria decked IMT: The 18th Amendment at 29:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned The War Machine at 27:19 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 3 (Guest Referee: Andy Herren).
EDGE: Tom Bout beat EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 29:48 (Ya Feel Me?) by 1.
VIRUS: Norovirus and Zika Virus* outmuscled VIRUS: The Smog* and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor at 19:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox overpowered The War Machine at 17:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.

Card 6: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 8,248)

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked IMT/GOAT: Incoherent Otter at 27:33 (Chicken Hunting) by 5.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Lady Gaga at 4:15 (Chickenwing) by 70.
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Andres Escobar at 2:12 (Disqualification: hit ref).
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden beat IMT/GOAT: He-Mann at 27:51 (Boden Bomb) by 4.
Eastern title: VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat The War Machine at 19:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.

Western title: VIRUS: Yellow Fever pinned EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:47 (Big Splash) by 1.

VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob overpowered VIRUS: The Smog and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor* at 29:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox defeated EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 27:13 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.

Card 7: Held in Madison (Attendance: 13,599)

EDGE: Tom Bout defeated EDGE: Runner Downe at 28:21 (Ya Feel Me?) by 2.
VIRUS: Chlamydia outmuscled Lady Gaga at 3:49 (Rib Breaker) by 65.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Fred Merkle at 6:04 (Disqualification: nail file).
VIRUS: Cactus Sac annihilated IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 27:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
IMT: The 18th Amendment drew EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell (Time Limit).
EDGE: Richard Gnose annihilated VIRUS: Squidward at 29:22 (Gnose Knows) by 1.
VIRUS: Shingles and Influenza* outmuscled VIRUS: The Smog and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor* at 29:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster drew VIRUS: Cow Pox at 4:55 (Double Count Out).

Card 8: Held in Destin (Attendance: 5,968)

EDGE: Hoser Downe destroyed IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 27:31 (Wash Out) by 4.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned Taylor Swift at 4:35 (Chickenwing) by 101.
VIRUS: Chlamydia destroyed Fred Merkle at 2:40 (Big Splash) by 166.
VIRUS: Tonsillitis bested IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 27:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
TV title: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden outmuscled IMT: The 18th Amendment at 29:09 (Boden Bomb) by 5.

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned VIRUS: Chlamydia at 19:57 (Chicken Hunting) by 6.
Tag-team titles: EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington and Petey LaFlame* bested VIRUS: The Smog* and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor at 8:38 (Chillax) by 15.

Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox won over EDGE: STF Ewing at 31:04 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.

Card 9: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 10,989)

EDGE: Hunk R. Downe won over The War Machine at 28:31 (Hunk'a Love) by 1.
VIRUS: Chlamydia outmuscled Taylor Swift at 1:51 (Rib Breaker) by 96.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Chris Webber at 4:19 (Chickenwing) by 102.
IMT: The 18th Amendment beat IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 27:43 (Last Call) by 3 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Zika Virus).
IMT: The 18th Amendment won over EDGE: Tom Bout at 27:23 (Last Call) by 1.
VIRUS: Cow Pox outmuscled VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 29:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher* and Cart Lifting Jabroni won over VIRUS: The Smog* and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor at 28:09 (Gimme) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox destroyed EDGE: Herbie Hind at 17:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.

Card 10: Held in Calais (Attendance: 8,842)

EDGE: Ahmana Rolle bested EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 29:43 (Rolle Out) by 3 (Guest Referee: Ross Perot).
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Mama June at 3:42 (Chickenwing) by 102.
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Chris Webber at 5:06 (Rib Breaker) by 97.
VIRUS: Shingles decked IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 27:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
EDGE: Richard Gnose pinned IMT: The 18th Amendment at 27:15 (Gnose Knows) by 3 (Guest Referee: Lindsay Lohan).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher at 28:09 (Chicken Hunting) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Mayor Maynaht).
VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat annihilated VIRUS: The Smog and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor* at 22:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS: Cow Pox outmuscled EDGE: Richard Gnose at 31:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.

Card 11: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 8,156)

EDGE: Richard R. Downe beat IMT/GOAT: Prehistoric Beast at 27:21 (Spit) by 2.
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Mama June at 4:47 (Count Out).
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell decked Leon Lett at 6:48 (Chickenwing) by 82.
EDGE: Petey LaFlame pinned IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 16:39 (Flying High) by 8.
IMT: The 18th Amendment decked EDGE: Herbie Hind at 28:06 (Last Call) by 2.
EDGE: STF Ewing defeated EDGE: "Politically Correct" Noah Fence at 27:54 (104) by 2.
VIRUS: Horse Pox and Wicked Clown* beat VIRUS: The Smog and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor* at 14:23 (Cobra Clutch) by 15.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed VIRUS: Cow Pox at 38:06 (Boden Bomb) by 1.

Card 12: Held in Belfast (Attendance: 6,027)

IMT/GOAT: The Annoying Aardvark decked EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 29:50 (Over the Hedge Reject) by 5.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Richard Hatch at 3:46 (Chickenwing) by 105.
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Leon Lett at 10:17 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Dixie title: VIRUS: Horse Pox won over IMT/GOAT: Kid Wicked at 18:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.

IMT: The 18th Amendment won over EDGE: STF Ewing at 27:18 (Last Call) by 4.
EDGE: Richard Gnose bested EDGE: Rubber Downe at 17:08 (Gnose Knows) by 9.
VIRUS: Cow Pox and Sewer Rat* won over VIRUS: Tonsillitis* and HIV at 28:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden outmuscled VIRUS: Spanish Flu at 35:46 (Boden Bomb) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Titanous).

Card 13: Held in Boise (Attendance: 9,358)

IMT: The 18th Amendment pinned EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 27:33 (Last Call) by 1.
VIRUS: Chlamydia outmuscled Richard Hatch at 4:28 (Rib Breaker) by 100.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered Gary Anderson at 3:10 (Chickenwing) by 70.
EDGE: Richard Gnose won over IMT/GOAT: The Outspoken Fox at 29:15 (Gnose Knows) by 2.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu outmuscled IMT: The 18th Amendment at 27:02 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni decked EDGE: Herbie Hind at 28:29 (Unnecessary Labor) by 2.
VIRUS: Strep Throat and "Drunk" Terry Flunk* beat VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat at 28:05 (Big Splash) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden won over IMT/GOAT: "The Gladiator" Kurt Angle at 37:07 (Boden Bomb) by 7.

Card 14: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 9,724)

VIRUS: HIV annihilated EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 27:11 (Big Splash) by 2.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated Andy Herren at 6:19 (Chickenwing) by 99.
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Gary Anderson at 28:36 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Strep Throat bested The War Machine at 24:18 (Big Splash) by 6.
VIRUS: Cow Pox pinned IMT: The 18th Amendment at 27:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
VIRUS: Influenza annihilated EDGE: STF Ewing at 27:41 (Big Splash) by 5.
VIRUS: Norovirus* and Zika Virus outmuscled VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat at 29:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered IMT: Loose Cannon Tom Stone at 58:54 (Boden Bomb) by 4.

Card 15: Held in Florence (Attendance: 16,313)

EDGE: Imus N. Cyst outmuscled EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 29:52 (You Must) by 1.
VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Andy Herren at 5:28 (Rib Breaker) by 94.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 0:53 (Chickenwing) by 131.
IMT/GOAT: "Warlock with Tiger Blood" Charlie Sheen drew IMT: The 18th Amendment at 2:43 (No Contest).
VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned IMT: The 18th Amendment at 29:26 (Chicken Hunting) by 4.
VIRUS: Swine Flu beat EDGE: STF Ewing at 28:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat annihilated VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 28:49 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden beat VIRUS: Gone Aria at 40:51 (Boden Bomb) by 3 (Guest Referee: Fallen Paparazzi #1).

Card 16: Held in Paris (Attendance: 6,820)

Mountain title: VIRUS: Wicked Clown pinned EDGE: Richard R. Downe at 21:41 (Bad Mojo!) by 8.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Josh Duggar at 9:26 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS: Chlamydia decked Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:04 (Rib Breaker) by 126.
IMT/GOAT: "Warlock with Tiger Blood" Charlie Sheen won over EDGE: Herbie Hind at 27:41 (The Warlock's Hex) by 2.
VIRUS: Candyman won over IMT: The 18th Amendment at 17:04 (Butterfinger) by 6 (non-title).
EDGE: Hunter Downe* and Hoser Downe destroyed VIRUS: The Smog and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor* at 28:36 (Downe & Out) by 5.
VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat bested VIRUS: Shingles* and Influenza at 28:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS: Candyman outmuscled EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 48:35 (Butterfinger) by 1.

Card 17: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 13,942)

EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden defeated IMT/GOAT: Twisted Youth at 27:07 (Boden Bomb) by 3 (Guest Referee: IMT/GOAT: Incoherent Otter).
VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Josh Duggar at 1:59 (Big Splash) by 170.
Northern title: EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness outmuscled VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 27:20 (Have You Heard?) by 2.

IMT: The 18th Amendment outmuscled IMT/GOAT: "The Gladiator" Kurt Angle at 27:39 (Last Call) by 2.
Central title: VIRUS: Zika Virus pinned EDGE: Tom Bout at 28:42 (Big Splash) by 5.

VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat outmuscled EDGE: Ahmana Rolle and Yohm Ahma* at 28:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat beat EDGE: Mark Mywards* and Imus N. Cyst at 28:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.

Card 18: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 18,513)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Hugh Grant at 6:10 (Chickenwing) by 99.
IMT/GOAT: No Gimmicks Needed Derringer Colton outmuscled EDGE: Tom Bout at 29:36 (Belly-to-Belly Suplex) by 1.
IMT/GOAT: Half Eaten Corpse pinned VIRUS: Cow Pox at 29:11 (All the Remains...) by 1.
EDGE: Richard Gnose outmuscled IMT/GOAT: "The Gladiator" Kurt Angle at 28:13 (Gnose Knows) by 5.
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden defeated VIRUS: Patrick at 27:39 (Boden Bomb) by 5.
TV Tag-team titles: EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness* and Jack Tupp decked VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat at 24:05 (Spice Up Your Life) by 9.

VIRUS: Horse Pox and Wicked Clown* outmuscled VIRUS: Cow Pox and Sewer Rat* at 20:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.

Card 19: Held in La Paz (Attendance: 15,094)

VIRUS: Chlamydia over Hugh Grant at 1:50 (Count Out).
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Khloe Kardashian at 2:12 (Chickenwing) by 120.
VIRUS: Cow Pox outmuscled IMT/GOAT: Superhuman Nick Strong at 27:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
IMT: Loose Cannon Tom Stone beat IMT: The 18th Amendment at 28:38 (Ticking Time Bomb) by 1.
IMT: The Misguided Mole overpowered EDGE: Richard Gnose at 28:47 (Over the Hedge Reject) by 1.
VIRUS: Protozoa and Yellow Fever* overpowered VIRUS: The Smog* and "Mr. Smiles" Francisco Lindor at 11:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.
TV Six-man titles: EDGE: Titanous, Tom A. Hawk*, and "Politically Correct" Noah Fence destroyed EDGE: Hunter Downe, Hoser Downe*, and Hunk R. Downe at 28:04 (Big Squeeze) by 2.

Card 20: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 9,598)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Lil' Baby at 7:37 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
VIRUS: Chlamydia beat Khloe Kardashian at 2:58 (Rib Breaker) by 115.
Prairie title: VIRUS: Protozoa decked EDGE: Herbie Hind at 17:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.

VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked IMT: Loose Cannon Tom Stone at 29:47 (Chicken Hunting) by 3 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Chlamydia).
EDGE: Mark Mywards overpowered EDGE: STF Ewing at 27:22 (Word Up) by 5.
VIRUS: Protozoa* and Yellow Fever defeated VIRUS: Cow Pox* and Sewer Rat at 27:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
Six-man titles: EDGE: Runner Downe, Hunk R. Downe*, and Rubber Downe annihilated VIRUS: Pink Eye, Swine Flu*, and Spanish Flu at 11:42 (Downe with You) by 11.

Battle Royal: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 11,616)

EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 prize.

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