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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #225 -- SEPTEMBER 2020 |
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| Card 1: Held in Nashville (Attendance: 3,845) |
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EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered Tom Arnold at 2:16 (Superplex) by 181.
VIRUS: Chlamydia destroyed Vanilla Ice at 1:26 (Headlock) by 128.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell outmuscled Khloe Kardashian at 2:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101.
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 0:20 (Headlock) by 135.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 20:25 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 9.
EDGE: Herbie Hind won over VIRUS: Shingles at 21:03 (Fully Loaded) by 9.
EDGE: Petey LaFlame and Imus N. Cyst* outmuscled EDGE: Runner Downe* and Richard R. Downe at 27:42 (Ankle Lock) by 3 (Guest Referee: AI: "Juicing" Jose Canseco).
Main event: VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 45:16 (Chicken Hunting) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 7,989) |
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VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Tom Arnold at 2:44 (Superplex) by 174.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Lizzo at 3:42 (Count Out).
VIRUS: Chlamydia annihilated Khloe Kardashian at 3:35 (Headlock) by 105.
EDGE: Herbie Hind bested EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 28:02 (Fully Loaded) by 4.
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 19:22 (Boden Bomb) by 13.
Southeast title: EDGE: Yohm Ahma overpowered VIRUS: Influenza at 21:07 (Mom's Favorite) by 6.
VIRUS: Pink Eye* and Yellow Fever beat VIRUS: Strep Throat* and Swine Flu at 17:57 (Stunner) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS: Sponge Bob annihilated VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 32:37 (Stunner) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Albany (Attendance: 7,796) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe outmuscled VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 27:14 (The Chase) by 1.
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Lizzo at 2:56 (Headlock) by 80.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Drita D'Avanzo at 4:37 (Rib Breaker) by 118.
VIRUS: Protozoa beat VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 28:11 (Stunner) by 3 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Cow Pox).
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 27:36 (Stunner) by 2.
EDGE: Jack Tupp drew EDGE: Rubber Downe at 5:41 (No Contest).
EDGE: Petey LaFlame and Imus N. Cyst* destroyed VIRUS: Pink Eye and Yellow Fever* at 29:39 (Flaming Out) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden beat VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 29:18 (Boden Bomb) by 8. |
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| Card 4: Held in Lima (Attendance: 7,313) |
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EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden annihilated EDGE: Runner Downe at 28:51 (Boden Bomb) by 5.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Lady Gaga at 7:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 54.
VIRUS: Chlamydia overpowered Drita D'Avanzo at 7:20 (Headlock) by 68.
Rocky Mountains title: EDGE: Mark Mywards overpowered VIRUS: Protozoa at 28:21 (Word Up) by 5.
VIRUS: Sponge Bob outmuscled VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 29:52 (Stunner) by 5.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Titanous overpowered VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 15:11 (Big Squeeze) by 6.
VIRUS: Patrick and Squidward* decked VIRUS: Strep Throat and Swine Flu* at 15:22 (Piledriver) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: Hoser Downe destroyed EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 41:33 (Wash Out) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 2,843) |
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EDGE: Hoser Downe won over EDGE: Hunk R. Downe at 21:25 (Wash Out) by 7.
VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Lady Gaga at 6:40 (Headlock) by 58.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat Andres Escobar at 6:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 79.
EDGE: Imus N. Cyst annihilated VIRUS: Protozoa at 28:59 (You Must) by 3 (Guest Referee: TAMMY/MF: "Blonde Babe" Tammy Fytch).
EDGE: Herbie Hind overpowered VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 10:36 (Fully Loaded) by 15 (non-title).
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned VIRUS: Cow Pox at 22:49 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 6.
VIRUS: Shingles* and "Drunk" Terry Flunk outmuscled VIRUS: Strep Throat* and Swine Flu at 22:53 (Stunner) by 8.
Main event: EDGE: Hoser Downe overpowered VIRUS: Strep Throat at 17:53 (Wash Out) by 9. |
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| Card 6: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 6,579) |
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TV title: EDGE: Hoser Downe outmuscled VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 13:01 (Wash Out) by 14.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Taylor Swift at 2:20 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 154.
VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Andres Escobar at 2:52 (Headlock) by 83.
VIRUS: Protozoa won over VIRUS: Swine Flu at 27:35 (Stunner) by 1.
VIRUS: Influenza bested VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 28:04 (Stunner) by 2.
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden bested EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 29:44 (Boden Bomb) by 5.
EDGE: Petey LaFlame* and Imus N. Cyst outmuscled VIRUS: Patrick and Squidward* at 28:33 (Flaming Out) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Hoser Downe bested VIRUS: Cow Pox at 32:30 (Wash Out) by 11. |
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| Card 7: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 1,490) |
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EDGE: Hoser Downe pinned EDGE: Tom Bout at 29:22 (Wash Out) by 5.
VIRUS: Chlamydia pinned Taylor Swift at 3:12 (Headlock) by 104.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell pinned Fred Merkle at 0:19 (Superplex) by 176.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered Ross Perot at 1:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125.
VIRUS: Spanish Flu annihilated VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 28:43 (Piledriver) by 2.
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed VIRUS: Horse Pox at 28:42 (Boden Bomb) by 5.
EDGE: Petey LaFlame and Imus N. Cyst* beat VIRUS: Shingles and "Drunk" Terry Flunk* at 29:10 (Flaming Out) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind annihilated EDGE: Hoser Downe at 34:13 (Fully Loaded) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Perth (Attendance: 3,163) |
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EDGE: Hoser Downe overpowered VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 20:33 (Wash Out) by 9.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Mama June at 2:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
VIRUS: Chlamydia overpowered Fred Merkle at 1:20 (Superplex) by 169.
VIRUS: Chlamydia bested Ross Perot at 2:28 (Headlock) by 129.
VIRUS: Cow Pox outmuscled VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 29:22 (Stunner) by 3 (Guest Referee: AI: "Juicing" Mark McGuire).
EDGE: Rubber Downe annihilated VIRUS: Squidward at 27:18 (Krafty) by 5.
EDGE: Tom A. Hawk and Tom Bout tied EDGE: Petey LaFlame and Imus N. Cyst at 10:20 (Double Count Out).
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind bested VIRUS: Protozoa at 38:07 (Fully Loaded) by 12. |
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| Card 9: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 2,221) |
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EDGE: Richard R. Downe won over VIRUS: Strep Throat at 28:28 (Spit) by 4.
VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Mama June at 1:06 (Headlock) by 104.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell over Chris Webber at 4:04 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
EDGE: Rubber Downe defeated VIRUS: Pink Eye at 22:42 (Krafty) by 8.
VIRUS: Wicked Clown destroyed VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 27:48 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
EDGE: Richard Gnose annihilated VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 28:16 (Gnose Knows) by 3 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Protozoa).
TV Tag-team titles: EDGE: Petey LaFlame and Imus N. Cyst* defeated VIRUS: Strep Throat* and Swine Flu at 22:59 (Flaming Out) by 10.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind pinned VIRUS: Influenza at 28:18 (Fully Loaded) by 13. |
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| Card 10: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 6,050) |
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Northeast title: EDGE: Ahmana Rolle pinned VIRUS: Cow Pox at 20:59 (Rolle Out) by 9.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell bested Richard Hatch at 3:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.
VIRUS: Chlamydia over Chris Webber at 6:59 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
VIRUS: Gone Aria annihilated VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 29:03 (Stunner) by 4.
VIRUS: Candyman defeated VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 28:29 (Butterfinger) by 2.
EDGE: Herbie Hind beat EDGE: Petey LaFlame at 16:19 (Fully Loaded) by 6.
EDGE: Petey LaFlame* and Imus N. Cyst bested EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher* and Cart Lifting Jabroni at 27:39 (Flaming Out) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind defeated EDGE: Rubber Downe at 38:40 (Fully Loaded) by 3 (Guest Referee: EDGE: STF Ewing). |
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| Card 11: Held in Stow (Attendance: 5,768) |
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EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Hugh Grant at 2:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 96.
VIRUS: Chlamydia defeated Richard Hatch at 0:36 (Headlock) by 101.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell annihilated Leon Lett at 6:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.
VIRUS: Strep Throat beat VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 27:27 (Stunner) by 5.
EDGE: Rubber Downe decked VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 16:05 (Krafty) by 12.
EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher defeated VIRUS: Influenza at 27:49 (The Hunt) by 4.
League Tag-team titles: EDGE: "Politically Correct" Noah Fence* and STF Ewing beat EDGE: Petey LaFlame and Imus N. Cyst* at 27:50 (Wokescold) by 2.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind defeated VIRUS: Norovirus at 22:42 (Fully Loaded) by 11. |
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| Card 12: Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 2,711) |
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VIRUS: Chlamydia won over Hugh Grant at 4:59 (Headlock) by 100.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Andy Herren at 3:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.
VIRUS: Chlamydia overpowered Leon Lett at 5:15 (Headlock) by 89.
VIRUS: Norovirus bested VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 27:46 (Stunner) by 4.
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden annihilated VIRUS: Tonsillitis at 23:56 (Boden Bomb) by 7.
EDGE: Rubber Downe defeated EDGE: "Politically Correct" Noah Fence at 27:13 (Krafty) by 2.
EDGE: Ahmana Rolle, Hal O'Pena-Bidness*, and Yohm Ahma decked TAMMY/MF: "Gorgeous Blonde" Tammy Fytch, "Blonde Babe" Tammy Fytch*, and "Irresistible Blonde" Tammy Fytch at 9:58 (Rib Breaker) by 37.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind won over VIRUS: Gone Aria at 22:00 (Fully Loaded) by 11. |
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| Card 13: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 8,455) |
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EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat Lil' Baby at 0:39 (Rib Breaker) by 153.
VIRUS: Chlamydia defeated Andy Herren at 4:24 (Headlock) by 110.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell destroyed Gary Anderson at 4:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 65.
VIRUS: Zika Virus decked VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 28:31 (Stunner) by 2.
EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington bested VIRUS: Strep Throat at 27:24 (Chillax) by 5.
EDGE: Rubber Downe defeated VIRUS: Yellow Fever at 20:29 (Krafty) by 9.
TV Six-man titles: VIRUS: Tonsillitis*, Swine Flu, and Horse Pox defeated TAMMY/MF: "Gorgeous Blonde" Tammy Fytch, "Blonde Babe" Tammy Fytch*, and "Irresistible Blonde" Tammy Fytch at 9:14 (Chickenwing) by 37.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind overpowered VIRUS: Chlamydia at 30:47 (Fully Loaded) by 13. |
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| Card 14: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 3,961) |
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VIRUS: Chlamydia beat Lil' Baby at 3:49 (Headlock) by 95.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell won over Josh Duggar at 1:37 (Superplex) by 171.
VIRUS: Chlamydia defeated Gary Anderson at 6:07 (Headlock) by 69.
VIRUS: HIV pinned VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 27:15 (Stunner) by 4.
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: STF Ewing overpowered VIRUS: Strep Throat at 17:10 (104) by 6.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni defeated VIRUS: Cow Pox at 28:19 (Unnecessary Labor) by 4.
EDGE: Mark Mywards*, Petey LaFlame, and Imus N. Cyst pinned TAMMY/MF: "Gorgeous Blonde" Tammy Fytch*, "Blonde Babe" Tammy Fytch, and "Irresistible Blonde" Tammy Fytch at 8:26 (Side Slam) by 37.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind annihilated VIRUS: Candyman at 33:45 (Fully Loaded) by 13. |
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| Card 15: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 9,526) |
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EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell defeated Vanilla Ice at 1:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 124.
VIRUS: Chlamydia decked Josh Duggar at 1:55 (Stunner) by 170.
EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 2:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 131.
EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington bested VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 18:14 (Chillax) by 10.
EDGE: Rubber Downe bested VIRUS: Patrick at 22:01 (Krafty) by 6.
EDGE: Petey LaFlame* and Imus N. Cyst decked EDGE: Hunter Downe* and Hunk R. Downe at 28:29 (Flaming Out) by 2.
League Six-man titles: EDGE: Jack Tupp*, Titanous, and Richard Gnose outmuscled TAMMY/MF: "Gorgeous Blonde" Tammy Fytch, "Blonde Babe" Tammy Fytch*, and "Irresistible Blonde" Tammy Fytch at 6:39 (European Uppercut) by 40.
Main event: EDGE: Herbie Hind won over EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell at 26:14 (Fully Loaded) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Athens (Attendance: 7,979) |
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EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell made $1,000 when he was tossed out by EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden.
EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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