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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #308 -- SUMMER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 24,492) |
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HERO: Devil Kyle won over SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax at 29:41 (Off the Grid) by 2.
HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay pinned CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 16:34 (It's Burnt!) by 8.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie destroyed Lil' Baby in 6 at 6:50 (European Uppercut) by 99.
SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:52 (European Uppercut) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Fred Merkle in 6 at 5:06 (Chickenwing) by 86.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl decked Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
HERO: Runner Downe bested HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 27:50 (Thrill of the Chase) by 4.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay* and Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk decked SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 18:56 (Recipe for Death) by 12.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay beat SOS: Big Chungus at 21:52 (It's Burnt!) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 21,680) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:43 (Chickenwing) by 79.
HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay destroyed SOS: Scott Commodity at 28:24 (It's Burnt!) by 1.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl pinned Lil' Baby in 6 at 2:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
CURE/VD: Norovirus beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:12 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
SOS: Steve Mahanahan tied CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 13:39 (Double Count Out).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 28:16 (Peach Cobbler Clobber) by 1.
HERO: Bad Norman* and Chad Bro Chillington bested SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 16:01 (The Pit Stop) by 6.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over HERO: Yohm Ahma at 53:57 (It's Burnt!) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Shannon (Attendance: 22,298) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Tom Arnold in 6 at 4:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73.
HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay annihilated HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:58 (It's Burnt!) by 3 (non-title).
HERO: Mark Mywards won over HERO: Devil Kyle at 28:31 (You Will Rule) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:00 (European Uppercut) by 102.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie overpowered Fred Merkle in 6 at 3:50 (European Uppercut) by 85.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle destroyed SOS: Chonky Cat Oh Lawd He Comin' at 29:36 (Rolle Up) by 4.
HERO: Devil Kyle beat SOS: Tairy Greene at 29:49 (Off the Grid) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: HERO: Hunter Downe* and Hoser Downe annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 17:26 (Downe Under) by 12.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:15 (It's Burnt!) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 15,195) |
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HERO: Bird of War Charlie beat Tom Arnold in 6 at 6:19 (European Uppercut) by 78.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle beat HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 27:44 (Rolle Up) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Vanilla Ice in 6 at 2:26 (Chickenwing) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:32 (Chickenwing) by 108.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl decked Fred Merkle in 6 at 3:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Ross Perot in 1 at 2:19 (Count Out).
HERO: Rubber Downe won over HERO: Devil Kyle at 28:41 (Here's the Rub) by 2.
HERO: Monsieur Wristlock* and Jack Tupp decked SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 22:47 (Top Rope Wristlock) by 6.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay beat HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 39:38 (It's Burnt!) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 20,934) |
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SOS: The Duves of Hurl defeated Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay decked CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 21:27 (It's Burnt!) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Vanilla Ice in 6 at 4:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
SOS: LE Williams annihilated Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Chris Webber in 6 at 5:32 (Chickenwing) by 94.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Ross Perot in 1 at 29:29 (Count Out).
HERO: Devil Kyle decked CURE/VD: Candyman at 28:56 (Off the Grid) by 2.
HERO: Quail Earnhardt* and Bird of War Mac defeated CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 29:45 (Intimidation Tactic) by 5.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay bested HERO: Devil Kyle at 43:54 (It's Burnt!) by 5. |
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| Card 6: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 18,018) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay defeated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:59 (It's Burnt!) by 4 (non-title).
HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over SOS: The Duves of Hurl at 29:04 (It's Burnt!) by 3.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie pinned Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:10 (European Uppercut) by 119.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Chris Webber in 6 at 2:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie bested Ross Perot in 6 at 2:46 (European Uppercut) by 121.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle overpowered HERO: Bad Norman at 17:51 (Rolle Up) by 6.
SOS: Alabama Doink and "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* won over CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 27:41 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 3.
Main event: HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay beat CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 31:55 (It's Burnt!) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Helena (Attendance: 19,775) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar bested SOS: Zitz at 27:25 (The Five Hole) by 4.
HERO: Blue J. Foyt destroyed HERO: Yohm Ahma at 27:05 (Bit of a Stretch) by 2.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl annihilated Vanilla Ice in 6 at 4:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 122.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:08 (European Uppercut) by 107.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie overpowered Chris Webber in 6 at 3:20 (European Uppercut) by 93.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Ross Perot in 1 at 6:12 (Count Out).
HERO: Davey Jameis decked CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 24:50 (The Buyout) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: HERO: Runner Downe* and Rubber Downe bested CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 21:24 (Downe Under) by 7.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle destroyed HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay at 48:21 (Rolle Up) by 1. |
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| Card 8: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 20,550) |
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West Coast title: SOS: Beaver Boy Krunk pinned SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:55 (Brainbuster) by 4.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed HERO: Lark Martin at 27:22 (Hung Up) by 1.
SOS: Crawleb Caydad destroyed CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 16:56 (Brainbuster) by 7.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 110.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Chris Webber in 6 at 6:07 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.
SOS: Wrath beat CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:03 (Revenge is Sweet) by 4.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen pinned SOS: Irma Gerd at 27:52 (Hung Up) by 3.
HERO: Bird of War Dennis* and Bird of War Charlie destroyed CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 15:49 (Comin' in Hot) by 7.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle destroyed CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 17:03 (Rolle Up) by 9. |
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| Card 9: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 16,282) |
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SOS: Tayne outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:33 (Not Suitable for Work) by 2.
SOS: Dark Messyer defeated HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:34 (The Cross Check) by 5.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Lizzo in 6 at 5:09 (Chickenwing) by 80.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Andy Herren in 6 at 1:47 (Chickenwing) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Leon Lett in 6 at 4:35 (Chickenwing) by 88.
SOS: Grum destroyed CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 20:09 (Brainbuster) by 7.
East Coast title: SOS: Lifeguard Daron overpowered HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 15:45 (High Tide) by 7.
League Six-man titles: HERO: Hunter Downe, Hoser Downe*, and Runner Downe over SOS: Donald Mahanahan*, Mike Mahanahan, and Steve Mahanahan in 13 at 10:45 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar at 55:13 (Rolle Up) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 11,824) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar drew CURE/VD: HIV (Time Limit).
SOS: Shane Gretsky bested HERO: Yohm Ahma at 27:12 (The Slap Shot) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Lizzo in 6 at 4:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Andy Herren in 6 at 4:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Leon Lett in 6 at 5:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle defeated SOS: Sloth at 17:25 (Rolle Up) by 11.
HERO: Hoser Downe bested HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 29:55 (Downe & Dirty) by 2.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle destroyed HERO: Davey Jameis at 35:50 (Rolle Up) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 20,461) |
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HERO: Chad Bro Chillington annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:26 (Feelin' the Vibe) by 1.
HERO: Quail Earnhardt decked HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 28:57 (The Im-Quailer) by 1.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie overpowered Lizzo in 6 at 1:37 (European Uppercut) by 79.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie won over Andy Herren in 6 at 4:24 (European Uppercut) by 108.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie pinned Leon Lett in 6 at 6:16 (European Uppercut) by 87.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac defeated SOS: Gluttony at 29:22 (Brainbuster) by 1.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle beat HERO: Jack Tupp at 23:58 (Rolle Up) by 7.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle beat CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 30:32 (Rolle Up) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 24,673) |
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SOS: Envy defeated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:12 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 1.
SOS: Donald Mahanahan won over CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:53 (Hit with Clown Hitting Stick) by 3.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl defeated Lizzo in 6 at 3:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 82.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl decked Andy Herren in 6 at 0:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl overpowered Leon Lett in 6 at 2:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac overpowered SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:28 (Brainbuster) by 1.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle pinned SOS: Taquito at 28:02 (Rolle Up) by 1.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle overpowered CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 34:12 (Rolle Up) by 11. |
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| Card 13: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 17,042) |
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HERO: Petey LaFlame beat SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:32 (Flame Out) by 1.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle overpowered SOS: Mike Mahanahan at 27:37 (Rolle Up) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Lady Gaga in 6 at 5:51 (Chickenwing) by 79.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Josh Duggar in 6 at 4:04 (Chickenwing) by 88.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Gary Anderson in 6 at 5:41 (Chickenwing) by 80.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac won over CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 29:10 (Brainbuster) by 2.
HERO: Bird of War Dennis annihilated CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 22:35 (The Implications) by 8.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle bested CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 31:22 (Rolle Up) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 17,000) |
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HERO: Bird of War Mac defeated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:52 (Character Assassination) by 2.
HERO: Yohm Ahma tied SOS: Beaver Boy Dilly at 4:20 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Lady Gaga in 6 at 7:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Josh Duggar in 6 at 4:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Gary Anderson in 6 at 3:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74.
HERO: Murder Chef Bobby Slay overpowered CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:36 (Can't Beat Bobby) by 4.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie defeated CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 27:33 (Rat Basher) by 5.
Main event: HERO: Ahmana Rolle pinned CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 20:01 (Rolle Up) by 7. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 19,125) |
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SOS: Trash Dove decked SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:27 (Brainbuster) by 1.
HERO: Yohm Ahma destroyed CURE/CTI: Rectal at 28:28 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 5.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie annihilated Lady Gaga in 6 at 1:40 (European Uppercut) by 78.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie annihilated Josh Duggar in 6 at 5:34 (European Uppercut) by 87.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie decked Gary Anderson in 7 at 3:08 (Side Slam) by 85.
SOS: Allen Bishopman pinned CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:12 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Southwest title: SOS: El Hijo Del Harambe decked CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 20:03 (Brainbuster) by 8. |
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| Card 16: Held in Salem (Attendance: 23,518) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay decked HERO: Yohm Ahma at 27:08 (It's Burnt!) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: Celery Man won over HERO: Yohm Ahma at 27:22 (3D3D3DE) by 5.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl bested Lady Gaga in 6 at 2:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Josh Duggar in 6 at 5:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl destroyed Gary Anderson in 6 at 5:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 82.
HERO: Monsieur Wristlock bested CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:34 (Over the Head Wristlock) by 4.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle overpowered CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:14 (Rolle Up) by 3. |
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| Card 17: Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 14,308) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay defeated CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 21:18 (It's Burnt!) by 6.
HERO: Yohm Ahma bested SOS: Prejudice at 28:48 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Taylor Swift in 6 at 4:17 (Chickenwing) by 113.
SOS: Rash annihilated CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 29:16 (Intense Itching) by 3.
SOS: Jim Joe Kelly won over HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 28:04 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Pacific Northwest title: HERO: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk decked CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 29:09 (The Knife's Edge) by 5.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over SOS: James Quall at 16:01 (Hung Up) by 9. |
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| Card 18: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 18,679) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay annihilated CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 21:30 (It's Burnt!) by 6 (non-title).
HERO: Hunter Downe destroyed HERO: Yohm Ahma at 28:53 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Taylor Swift in 6 at 4:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:35 (Chickenwing) by 108.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle bested SOS: Pimple at 21:47 (Rolle Up) by 7.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis overpowered CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 19:12 (Superplex) by 6.
HERO: Blue J. Foyt* and Lark Martin annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 22:58 (Hoity Foyty) by 10 (Guest Referee: Don Scrubford). |
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| Card 19: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 11,138) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay decked CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 27:04 (It's Burnt!) by 4.
Central Plains title: SOS: Preston James destroyed HERO: Yohm Ahma at 16:10 (Prank Call) by 6.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie outmuscled Taylor Swift in 6 at 1:19 (European Uppercut) by 112.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
Northeast title: SOS: Will Grello pinned HERO: Devil Kyle at 18:40 (Brainbuster) by 8.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious drew HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 4:15 (Double Count Out).
HERO: Mark Mywards* and Petey LaFlame beat SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 18:33 (Never Forget) by 12. |
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| Card 20: Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 10,093) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay pinned HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 29:59 (It's Burnt!) by 4 (non-title).
HERO: Yohm Ahma overpowered SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield at 29:57 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 4.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Taylor Swift in 6 at 4:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 115.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie annihilated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:03 (European Uppercut) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:38 (Chickenwing) by 139.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists defeated HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 28:47 (Brainbuster) by 1.
SOS: Zitz and Gary String* pinned SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 20:20 (Another Bad Pun?) by 8. |
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| Card 21: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 16,819) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay outmuscled HERO: Devil Kyle at 28:50 (It's Burnt!) by 5 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:48 (Chickenwing) by 106.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Mama June in 6 at 4:56 (Chickenwing) by 108.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl beat Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 4:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 110.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 0:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 133.
SOS: Garth String pinned HERO: Devil Kyle at 27:07 (Another One) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 27:40 (Brainbuster) by 5. |
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| Card 22: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 16,235) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay destroyed HERO: Davey Jameis at 29:06 (It's Burnt!) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:53 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Mama June in 6 at 1:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Drita D'Avanzo in 1 at 14:23 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
HERO: Bird of War Charlie overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:36 (European Uppercut) by 138.
HERO: Crawdad Overlord defeated SOS: Gary String at 27:25 (Off the Grid) by 3.
CURE/VD: Tonsillitis* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 10:04 (Superplex) by 12. |
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| Card 23: Held in Boston (Attendance: 21,590) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 19:28 (It's Burnt!) by 8.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie destroyed Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:41 (European Uppercut) by 105.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie decked Mama June in 6 at 0:50 (European Uppercut) by 107.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Drita D'Avanzo in 1 at 2:13 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl bested Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 1:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 141.
HERO: Devil Kyle outmuscled SOS: Lust at 27:18 (Off the Grid) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels and CURE/VD: Norovirus* outmuscled SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 21:31 (Superplex) by 6. |
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| Card 24: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 22,638) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay bested CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 17:20 (It's Burnt!) by 10 (Guest Referee: SOS: The Duves of Hurl).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl outmuscled Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 108.
SOS: The Duves of Hurl won over Mama June in 6 at 4:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 110.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie over Drita D'Avanzo in 3 at 7:31 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Martin Van Buren in 6 at 5:55 (Chickenwing) by 95.
SOS: Spagett destroyed HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 15:08 (Spooked Ya!) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 11:08 (Clowning Around) by 12. |
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| Card 25: Held in Riyadh (Attendance: 17,249) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay tied SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 21:06 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Lil' Baby in 6 at 4:14 (Chickenwing) by 100.
SOS: Big Chungus destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 110 (non-title).
SOS: The Duves of Hurl over Drita D'Avanzo in 1 at 4:39 (Disqualification: hit ref).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.
SOS: Dr. Steve Brule outmuscled HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 27:58 (Brainbuster) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Candyman* annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 22:37 (Tootsie Roll) by 6. |
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| Card 26: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 20,453) |
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HERO: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay won over CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 18:41 (It's Burnt!) by 8 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Lil' Baby in 9 at 1:30 (European Uppercut) by 163.
SOS: Greed pinned Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:17 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
HERO: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested SOS: Glen Tennis at 27:49 (Hung Up) by 1.
HERO: Bird of War Charlie beat Martin Van Buren in 6 at 4:55 (European Uppercut) by 94.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Gill T beat HERO: Crawdad Overlord at 27:14 (Guilty Verdict) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: HIV* won over SOS: Javy Jaggar and Dark Messyer* at 21:57 (Superplex) by 10 (Guest Referee: HERO: Blue J. Foyt). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 14,640) |
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SOS: Jim Joe Kelly collected $1,000 after SOS: Dr. Steve Brule flung him outside the ring.
SOS: Oddly Muscular Garfield was awarded $1,100 when SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax hurled him out.
SOS: Oderous Otolaryngologist Ernost Earwax earned $1,200 after SOS: Dr. Steve Brule threw him into the audience.
SOS: Crawleb Caydad collected $1,300 after he got thrown into some chairs at ringside by HERO: Davey Jameis.
HERO: Davey Jameis made $1,400 when he was thrown onto the announcer's table by SOS: Dr. Steve Brule.
SOS: Dr. Steve Brule nabbed $1,500 when he was hurled onto the apron by HERO: Ahmana Rolle.
SOS: Grum picked up $1,600 after HERO: Ahmana Rolle threw him into some chairs at ringside.
HERO: Ahmana Rolle was the winner of the COL battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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