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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #315 -- NOVEMBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 7,563) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Tom Arnold in 12 at 2:54 (Superplex) by 194.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Hugh Grant in 6 at 6:02 (Mounted Punches) by 98 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Candyman pinned Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Chris Webber in 6 at 1:48 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
Central Plains title: SOS: Prejudice defeated CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 29:40 (And Zombies) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown overpowered SOS: LE Williams at 27:23 (Bad Mojo!) by 3.
CURE/VD: Norovirus and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* won over CURE/VD: Cactus Sac and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious* in 9 at 24:08 (Mounted Punches) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria pinned CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 47:40 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Pensacola (Attendance: 4,647) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Tom Arnold in 12 at 1:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 188 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Lil' Baby in 6 at 2:01 (Mounted Punches) by 100.
SOS: Zitz destroyed COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:08 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Chris Webber in 6 at 5:02 (Mounted Punches) by 91 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac outmuscled SOS: Preston James at 28:58 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster pinned CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 27:15 (Boston Crab) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: Candyman pinned CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 18:28 (Boston Crab) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac decked CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 39:33 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 6,771) |
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CURE/VD: Candyman annihilated Tom Arnold in 12 at 0:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 187.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Lil' Baby in 6 at 6:57 (Mounted Punches) by 94 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Candyman beat Dinosaurus Max in 6 at 6:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Leon Lett in 6 at 3:10 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Gluttony bested CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 21:21 (Pig Out) by 8.
TV title: SOS: Lifeguard Wade bested CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 23:15 (Rip Current) by 9.
COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay, Yohm Ahma*, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay overpowered COT: Davey Jameis*, Hunter Downe, and The Hooves of Durl at 24:34 (Go and Ask Her) by 7.
Main event: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac overpowered CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 37:37 (Boston Crab) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 8,065) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar overpowered SOS: Shane Gretsky at 27:24 (The Five Hole) by 5.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Vanilla Ice in 6 at 3:19 (Mounted Punches) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Andy Herren in 6 at 3:20 (Mounted Punches) by 122.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Leon Lett in 6 at 2:41 (Mounted Punches) by 82 (non-title).
SOS: Alabama Doink annihilated CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 23:58 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 7.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu won over CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:01 (Boston Crab) by 2.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown defeated CURE/VD: Cactus Sac at 49:14 (Bad Mojo!) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 5,199) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 27:40 (The Five Hole) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:47 (Mounted Punches) by 114 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Andy Herren in 6 at 2:37 (Mounted Punches) by 116 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Gary Anderson in 2 at 7:16 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious beat SOS: Garth String at 27:43 (Boston Crab) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia tied CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 6:37 (No Contest).
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 29:30 (Bad Mojo!) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Gary (Attendance: 8,799) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar annihilated CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 16:05 (The Five Hole) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Lizzo in 6 at 3:10 (Mounted Punches) by 78.
CURE/VD: Candyman overpowered Andy Herren in 6 at 3:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Gary Anderson in 7 at 6:12 (Headlock) by 81 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious overpowered SOS: Gill T at 27:02 (Boston Crab) by 1.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster won over CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:34 (Chicken Hunting) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown destroyed COT: Quail Earnhardt at 38:26 (Bad Mojo!) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Durban (Attendance: 8,383) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated SOS: Envy at 28:12 (The Five Hole) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Lizzo in 2 at 5:11 (Disqualification: used steel chair) (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Josh Duggar in 6 at 4:25 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:09 (Mounted Punches) by 123.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious pinned CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 21:08 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown beat CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 23:05 (Bad Mojo!) by 9.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 43:18 (Bad Mojo!) by 9. |
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| Card 8: Held in Florence (Attendance: 6,341) |
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CURE/VD: Cactus Sac decked SOS: Dark Messyer at 17:37 (Boston Crab) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Lady Gaga in 6 at 4:56 (Mounted Punches) by 74.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Josh Duggar in 6 at 6:40 (Mounted Punches) by 84 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 4:00 (Mounted Punches) by 117 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Norovirus pinned CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 27:13 (Stunner) by 1.
CURE/VD: Candyman bested CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 29:33 (Butterfinger) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown annihilated COT: Yohm Ahma at 32:02 (Bad Mojo!) by 7. |
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| Card 9: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 2,693) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt destroyed SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser at 28:48 (The Im-Quailer) by 4.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Lady Gaga in 3 at 6:53 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
CURE/VD: Candyman pinned Josh Duggar in 6 at 6:03 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Martin Van Buren in 6 at 1:43 (Mounted Punches) by 101.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists overpowered COT: Finnabee Pead at 27:16 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS: Scott Commodity defeated CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 27:52 (Hey-Lo) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown destroyed COT: Finnabee Pead at 17:54 (Bad Mojo!) by 10. |
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| Card 10: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 9,742) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt destroyed SOS: Lust at 29:48 (The Im-Quailer) by 3.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Taylor Swift in 14 at 0:41 (Boston Crab) by 160.
SOS: Rash decked COT: Finnabee Pead at 29:18 (Intense Itching) by 5.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Martin Van Buren in 6 at 6:29 (Mounted Punches) by 95 (non-title).
Southwest title: CURE/CTI: Rectal defeated COT: Crawdad Overlord at 21:05 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked COT: Finnabee Pead at 28:28 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown won over COT: Crawdad Overlord at 18:40 (Bad Mojo!) by 10. |
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| Card 11: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 1,622) |
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COT: Quail Earnhardt outmuscled CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 27:34 (The Im-Quailer) by 5.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Taylor Swift at 0:27 (Boston Crab) by 156 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Khloe Kardashian in 2 at 6:57 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Ross Perot in 6 at 2:27 (Mounted Punches) by 128.
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson pinned CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 19:14 (Boston Crab) by 6.
CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? bested CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 27:01 (Boston Crab) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar at 43:03 (Bad Mojo!) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Bucharest (Attendance: 6,608) |
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Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Pimple won over COT: Yohm Ahma at 29:51 (The Popper) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Mama June in 6 at 1:28 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:33 (Mounted Punches) by 103 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Ross Perot in 6 at 1:24 (Mounted Punches) by 122 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown outmuscled SOS: Gary String at 20:48 (Bad Mojo!) by 10.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu beat SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 29:11 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/VD: HIV at 15:48 (Bad Mojo!) by 12. |
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| Card 13: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 9,415) |
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COT: Yohm Ahma overpowered SOS: Greed at 28:25 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 2.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Mama June in 6 at 4:56 (Mounted Punches) by 96 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:38 (Mounted Punches) by 84.
SOS: Wrath pinned COT: Crawdad Overlord at 23:53 (Revenge is Sweet) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned CURE/VD: HIV at 28:26 (Boston Crab) by 3.
CURE/VD: Wicked Clown annihilated COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk at 19:30 (Bad Mojo!) by 7.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown defeated CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 36:35 (Bad Mojo!) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 3,741) |
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COT: Yohm Ahma tied CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Candyman destroyed Mama June in 6 at 3:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Drita D'Avanzo in 2 at 6:41 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title).
Southeast title: SOS: Sloth pinned COT: Finnabee Pead at 16:41 (The Pig Pen) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated COT: Crawdad Overlord at 29:04 (Boston Crab) by 1.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Dark Messyer and Zitz* outmuscled SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle at 11:15 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 17.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 39:41 (Bad Mojo!) by 8. |
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| Card 15: Held in Naples (Attendance: 7,669) |
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COT: Yohm Ahma beat CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:45 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:56 (Mounted Punches) by 116.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Fred Merkle in 6 at 6:14 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac beat COT: Davey Jameis at 21:15 (Boston Crab) by 9.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 15:23 (Oma Gosh) by 6.
SOS: Greed* and Gary String annihilated CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 19:52 (Jackpot) by 13.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 33:20 (Bad Mojo!) by 3. |
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| Card 16: Held in Salem (Attendance: 5,269) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd won over Hugh Grant in 6 at 0:58 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:48 (Mounted Punches) by 110 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Fred Merkle in 6 at 4:29 (Mounted Punches) by 77 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac pinned CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:36 (Boston Crab) by 5.
East Coast title: SOS: Irma Gerd overpowered CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 27:36 (Irma Genius) by 3.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious overpowered SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle at 29:14 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown decked CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 46:23 (Bad Mojo!) by 4. |
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