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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #322 -- APRIL 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 8,597) |
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COT/DK: Dragon Hero outmuscled TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 2:26 (Brainbuster) by 177.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat J.T. Lee in 6 at 6:31 (Ankle Lock) by 80 (non-title).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero pinned Lucas Chandler in 6 at 2:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero overpowered Max Aspen in 6 at 2:08 (Cross-Armbar) by 126.
East Coast title: VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal outmuscled COT/FFW: Bad Norman at 24:12 (DDT) by 10.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi defeated C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 23:54 (DDT) by 7.
COT/FFW: The Hooves of Durl drew VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 3:16 (No Contest).
League Six-man titles: C4/Destroyer: Vulture, Condor, and Eagle* destroyed C4/Destroyer: Falcon*, Hawk, and Buzzard at 28:28 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious at 44:50 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 7,053) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd won over TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 2:08 (Big Splash) by 174.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero beat Stwewart Morales in 6 at 2:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 64.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Lucas Chandler in 6 at 0:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 116.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Max Aspen in 6 at 2:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 130.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:14 (DDT) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over COT/FFW: Old Paint Can at 15:02 (DDT) by 12 (non-title).
VIRUS: Striker Jedi beat COT: Jack Tupp at 29:34 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Preston James tied VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia (Time Limit). |
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| Card 3: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 16,977) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 0:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 181 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Stwewart Morales in 6 at 5:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 68.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Lucas Chandler in 6 at 0:48 (Ankle Lock) by 114 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat Max Aspen in 6 at 1:17 (Ankle Lock) by 128 (non-title).
SOS: Gill T outmuscled SOS: Garth String at 27:30 (Guilty Verdict) by 5.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated COT: Petey LaFlame at 23:00 (DDT) by 8 (non-title).
VIRUS: Striker Jedi beat VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu at 29:44 (DDT) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat COT/FFW: Bad Norman at 21:27 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 4: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 10,854) |
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West Coast title: SOS: Javy Jaggar bested C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 16:41 (The Five Hole) by 10.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Stwewart Morales in 6 at 6:22 (Ankle Lock) by 66 (non-title).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero defeated Lewis Canyon in 9 at 3:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero decked The Masked Sheriff in 6 at 5:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered SOS: Garth String at 23:44 (DDT) by 7 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia drew SOS: Preston James at 5:34 (No Contest).
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 won over C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 24:35 (DDT) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed SOS: Garth String at 44:55 (DDT) by 7. |
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| Card 5: Held in Seville (Attendance: 15,215) |
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SOS: Preston James pinned COT/FFW: Blue J. Foyt at 16:49 (Prank Call) by 6.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero pinned Inventor Dr. Jack in 14 at 2:01 (Big Splash) by 157.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Lewis Canyon in 9 at 4:15 (Mounted Punches) by 124.
SOS: Oma Gerd over The Masked Sheriff in 2 at 4:34 (Count Out).
COT: Hunter Downe decked SOS: Garth String at 27:35 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 28:51 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk bested C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 27:17 (Superplex) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested COT/FFW: Old Paint Can at 36:43 (DDT) by 12. |
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| Card 6: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 5,596) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer tied VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 4:34 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Inventor Dr. Jack in 13 at 0:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 147.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Lewis Canyon in 9 at 4:14 (Headlock) by 122 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over The Masked Sheriff in 2 at 4:24 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS: Garth String tied VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 (Time Limit).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 28:20 (DDT) by 3.
COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 15:26 (Rat Bashing) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed COT: Petey LaFlame at 23:26 (DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 7: Held in Belfast (Attendance: 12,043) |
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VIRUS/VD: Candyman pinned SOS: Shane Gretsky at 27:08 (Butterfinger) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Inventor Dr. Jack in 13 at 1:17 (Backbreaker) by 151 (non-title).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero annihilated Matthew Pike in 12 at 2:26 (Brainbuster) by 148.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero won over Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 2:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster defeated C4/Destroyer: Falcon at 20:53 (DDT) by 7.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 10:13 (DDT) by 11 (non-title).
SOS: Javy Jaggar* and COT: Richard Gnose destroyed C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 21:28 (The Five Hole) by 10.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 39:54 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Macon (Attendance: 6,390) |
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COT/FFW: Quail Earnhardt drew SOS: Garth String at 0:43 (Double Count Out).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero pinned Phil Ingraham in 6 at 1:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Matthew Pike in 12 at 2:36 (Big Splash) by 145.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 2:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 116.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump at 20:33 (DDT) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 19:21 (DDT) by 9.
COT/FFW: Blue J. Foyt* and Quail Earnhardt decked C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 27:12 (Hoity Foyty) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered COT: Crawdad Overlord at 41:01 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 9: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 19,361) |
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VIRUS: Charred Nightmare outmuscled COT: Petey LaFlame at 27:22 (DDT) by 4.
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Phil Ingraham in 6 at 2:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Matthew Pike in 12 at 2:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 152 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 3:24 (Ankle Lock) by 114 (non-title).
VIRUS: Striker Jedi annihilated COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 29:59 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 27:06 (DDT) by 2 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Dark Messyer* and COT: Ahmana Rolle defeated C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 15:21 (The Cross Check) by 10.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 16:35 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 16,736) |
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COT/DK: Dragon Hero annihilated TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 2:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 102.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Phil Ingraham in 6 at 5:08 (Ankle Lock) by 96 (non-title).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero won over Skinner in 6 at 1:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
Southeast title: SOS: Wrath won over VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 16:00 (Revenge is Sweet) by 7.
SOS: Gary String beat COT/FFW: Bad Norman at 19:13 (Another Bad Pun?) by 7.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 21:55 (DDT) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Charred Nightmare and VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu* overpowered C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk at 29:56 (Superplex) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 54:15 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 13,650) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd pinned TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 3:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero beat Widowmaker in 6 at 1:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Skinner in 6 at 4:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 29:06 (DDT) by 5.
SOS: Lust annihilated COT/FFW: Old Paint Can at 18:52 (Sudden Attraction) by 7.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 27:37 (DDT) by 4.
COT: C.D. Johnson and Bird of War Charlie* outmuscled C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 29:44 (Comin' in Hot) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 27:09 (DDT) by 11. |
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| Card 12: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 15,589) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 3:51 (Ankle Lock) by 104 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Widowmaker in 6 at 0:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Skinner in 6 at 1:26 (Ankle Lock) by 109 (non-title).
SOS: Sloth tied COT: Crawdad Overlord at 4:53 (Double Count Out).
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned VIRUS/VD: HIV at 29:01 (DDT) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 28:02 (DDT) by 1.
SOS: Zitz* and COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay decked C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 28:18 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump at 17:01 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 5,361) |
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COT/DK: Dragon Hero decked Jon Galway in 9 at 0:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 139.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Widowmaker in 6 at 1:15 (Ankle Lock) by 119 (non-title).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero pinned Don Colt in 6 at 2:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia won over VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 27:18 (DDT) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled COT: Crawdad Overlord at 22:32 (DDT) by 9 (non-title).
SOS: Prejudice annihilated C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 19:48 (And Zombies) by 8.
SOS: Greed* and COT/FFW: Devil Kyle won over C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 27:08 (Jackpot) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 49:11 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 14: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 6,169) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Jon Galway in 6 at 3:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Zitz annihilated COT: Crawdad Overlord at 23:59 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 7.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Don Colt in 6 at 6:43 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster decked SOS: Greed at 27:17 (DDT) by 2.
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 overpowered COT: Crawdad Overlord at 29:54 (DDT) by 2.
C4/Destroyer: Condor won over COT/FFW: Old Paint Can at 27:44 (Crossface Claw) by 2.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero and SOS: Gary String* beat C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* in 10 at 27:43 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia beat VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 58:38 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 5,771) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Jon Galway in 9 at 2:27 (Headlock) by 140 (non-title).
COT/DK: Dragon Hero overpowered Mike Holman in 6 at 4:09 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Don Colt in 6 at 4:53 (Ankle Lock) by 94 (non-title).
SOS: Gluttony bested COT: Petey LaFlame at 29:09 (Pig Out) by 2.
COT/FFW: Devil Kyle decked C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 27:06 (Off the Grid) by 5.
COT: Petey LaFlame decked C4/Destroyer: Hawk at 28:58 (For Johnny) by 1.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT/FFW: Davey Jameis outmuscled C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 16:02 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 10.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 33:41 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Pensacola (Attendance: 8,652) |
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COT: C.D. Johnson bested SOS: Garth String in 13 at 24:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Mike Holman in 6 at 3:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero over Kenny Allen in 3 at 3:38 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS: Preston James bested COT/DK: Dragon Hero at 29:19 (Prank Call) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested SOS: Oma Gerd at 28:40 (DDT) by 4.
Northeast title: VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown overpowered COT: Petey LaFlame at 28:30 (Bad Mojo!) by 5.
C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk beat VIRUS/VD: Norovirus and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2* in 8 at 17:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 27:25 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 5,780) |
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COT/DK: Dragon Hero bested Range Rider #2 in 6 at 2:11 (Cross-Armbar) by 109.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Mike Holman in 6 at 1:56 (Ankle Lock) by 106 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Kenny Allen in 6 at 5:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 73.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Alabama Doink destroyed COT/FFW: Old Paint Can at 21:56 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 10.
SOS: LE Williams bested COT/FFW: Bad Norman in 8 at 24:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 6.
SOS: Envy tied VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 0:53 (No Contest).
VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 and VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown* bested C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk at 29:45 (Clowning Around) by 3. |
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| Card 18: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 19,240) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd beat Range Rider #2 in 6 at 3:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.
COT/DK: Dragon Hero bested Samuel Cotton at 0:20 (Dragon's Descent) by 168.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Kenny Allen in 6 at 6:55 (Ankle Lock) by 71 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser bested SOS: Garth String at 17:16 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered COT/FFW: Bad Norman at 24:12 (DDT) by 9.
SOS: Preston James bested SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 28:58 (Prank Call) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk* and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 overpowered C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk at 27:36 (Superplex) by 2. |
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| Card 19: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 14,707) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Range Rider #2 in 6 at 3:44 (Ankle Lock) by 111 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Samuel Cotton at 1:06 (Oma Gosh) by 167.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Richard Gnose destroyed VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 28:40 (Snot Rocket) by 1.
VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels destroyed C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 22:22 (DDT) by 6.
COT/FFW: Bad Norman tied C4/Destroyer: Eagle (Time Limit).
SOS: Preston James destroyed VIRUS: Mike Eaves at 22:57 (Prank Call) by 7.
COT: Hunter Downe* and Runner Downe destroyed C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 29:43 (Downe Under) by 2. |
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| Card 20: Held in Gary (Attendance: 11,737) |
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COT/DK: Dragon Hero decked J.T. Lee in 6 at 1:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Samuel Cotton at 2:59 (DDT) by 171 (non-title).
SOS: Pimple decked COT: Petey LaFlame at 28:08 (The Popper) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster overpowered VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 29:59 (DDT) by 3.
SOS: Preston James pinned COT/FFW: Davey Jameis at 29:30 (Prank Call) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster pinned COT: Runner Downe at 27:59 (DDT) by 1.
COT/FFW: The Hooves of Durl* and COT: Jack Tupp destroyed C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* at 28:35 (Top Rope Wristlock) by 2. |
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| Card 21: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 17,384) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered J.T. Lee in 6 at 3:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster destroyed SOS: Rash at 28:05 (DDT) by 3.
COT: Ahmana Rolle annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 28:32 (Rolle Credits) by 3.
VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists annihilated SOS: Garth String in 13 at 29:55 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
SOS: Preston James destroyed SOS: Irma Gerd at 19:25 (Prank Call) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 28:18 (DDT) by 3.
C4/Destroyer: Condor and Eagle* drew C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk at 9:37 (Double Count Out). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 8,709) |
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C4/Destroyer: Hawk was awarded $1,000 when he was flipped out by C4/Destroyer: Eagle.
VIRUS: Mike Eaves grabbed $1,100 when he got thrown over the top rope by VIRUS: Charred Nightmare.
VIRUS: Striker Jedi pocketed a cool $1,200 after being flipped onto the announcer's table by C4/Destroyer: Eagle.
C4/Destroyer: Eagle picked up $1,300 in imaginary earnings after VIRUS: Charred Nightmare threw him out of the ring.
VIRUS: Charred Nightmare was the winner of the COL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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