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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #1 -- MAY 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 9,388) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015 pinned Metta World Peace at 5:55 (overhead toss) by 71.
EDGE: January Jones over Metta World Peace at 4:20 (disqualification -- used brass knuckles).
ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande decked Scott Norwood at 3:41 (double axehandle) by 94.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande over Tiger Woods at 5:50 (count out).
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande overpowered Lady Gaga at 5:30 (full nelson) by 70.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande bested President at 2:54 (monkey flip) by 89.
ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande bested Benedict Arnold at 3:37 (cross body block) by 97.
EDGE: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim* beat Metta World Peace and John Rocker* at 3:14 (overhead toss) by 80 *** won the TV Tag-team titles. |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 6,596) |
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ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande overpowered Metta World Peace at 4:04 (monkey flip) by 75.
EDGE: Mary Steenburgen decked Metta World Peace at 6:01 (overhead toss) by 76.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande decked Scott Norwood at 2:51 (monkey flip) by 93.
ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande beat Tiger Woods at 5:15 (cross body block) by 67.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande won over Shawn Mendes at 2:09 (monkey flip) by 107.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande beat President at 6:33 (full nelson) by 88.
ArGr: Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015 decked Dan Quayle at 6:18 (overhead toss) by 95.
EDGE: John C. Reilly and Chris Elliott* defeated Metta World Peace* and John Rocker at 5:34 (overhead toss) by 80. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 1,800) |
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ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande bested Metta World Peace at 4:12 (full nelson) by 74.
EDGE: Cleopatra Coleman over Metta World Peace at 7:00 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande pinned Scott Norwood at 4:45 (full nelson) by 92.
ArGr: Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015 annihilated Peter McNeely at 6:49 (overhead toss) by 91.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande outmuscled Shawn Mendes at 3:36 (full nelson) by 106.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande defeated Joe Jonas at 5:13 (monkey flip) by 81.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" outmuscled Walter Mondale at 5:04 (monkey flip) by 89.
EDGE: Will Forte* and Jeff Goldblum bested Metta World Peace and John Rocker* at 3:55 (overhead toss) by 76. |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Rio de Janeiro (Attendance: 5,219) |
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ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande over Metta World Peace at 1:29 (count out).
EDGE: Maria Bamford over Metta World Peace at 0:39 (count out).
ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut bested Billy Buckner at 1:26 (flying drop kick) by 105.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande outmuscled Peter McNeely at 1:46 (monkey flip) by 95.
ArGr: "Tattooed Heart" annihilated Shawn Mendes at 2:39 (flying head butt) by 106.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande overpowered Joe Jonas at 4:59 (full nelson) by 80.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #2 overpowered Chrissy Teigen at 1:29 (scissors grip) by 115.
EDGE: Danny McBride and Bill Hader* destroyed Metta World Peace and John Rocker* at 2:26 (overhead toss) by 76. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 3,454) |
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EDGE: Tim Heidecker outmuscled Metta World Peace at 4:29 (overhead toss) by 77.
EDGE: Kristen Wiig won over Metta World Peace at 6:50 (full nelson) by 76.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande defeated Billy Buckner at 1:35 (monkey flip) by 106.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande destroyed Peter McNeely at 6:25 (full nelson) by 94.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly decked Adam Levine at 3:19 (overhead toss) by 86.
ArGr: "Popular Song" over Joe Jonas at 22:59 (count out).
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande decked Bill Cosby at 2:57 (scissors grip) by 77.
EDGE: Rainn Wilson* and Fred Armisen annihilated Metta World Peace* and John Rocker at 6:41 (overhead toss) by 74. |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 7,001) |
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EDGE: Eric Wareheim destroyed Metta World Peace at 1:55 (full nelson) by 78.
EDGE: Amy Poehler over Metta World Peace at 7:37 (count out).
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande beat Billy Buckner at 2:28 (full nelson) by 105.
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande over Peter McNeely at 4:55 (count out).
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande beat Adam Levine at 1:47 (monkey flip) by 90.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky beat John Legend at 5:40 (choke slam) by 91.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus overpowered Jussie Smollett at 3:57 (overhead toss) by 89.
EDGE: Norm Macdonald* and Jon Lovitz pinned Metta World Peace* and John Rocker at 3:26 (overhead toss) by 74. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Boise (Attendance: 6,336) |
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EDGE: John C. Reilly bested Metta World Peace at 5:32 (overhead toss) by 77.
EDGE: Kate McKinnon won over Metta World Peace at 6:52 (full nelson) by 76.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande won over Billy Buckner at 2:04 (flying drop kick) by 105.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande bested Michael Vick at 6:13 (monkey flip) by 99.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande beat Adam Levine at 4:13 (full nelson) by 89.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande defeated John Legend at 2:30 (monkey flip) by 94.
ArGr: "Tattooed Heart" decked Lori Loughlin at 4:18 (flying head butt) by 56.
EDGE: Kristen Schaal and January Jones* outmuscled Metta World Peace and John Rocker* at 4:17 (overhead toss) by 74. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 9,240) |
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EDGE: Chris Elliott pinned Metta World Peace at 2:56 (full nelson) by 78.
EDGE: Mandy Moore bested Metta World Peace at 4:46 (overhead toss) by 77.
ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut won over Serena Williams at 6:50 (flying drop kick) by 95.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande over Michael Vick at 8:02 (disqualification -- used brass knuckles).
ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" overpowered Lance Bass at 6:59 (overhead toss) by 81.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande destroyed John Legend at 1:34 (full nelson) by 93.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly annihilated Alec Baldwin at 5:21 (overhead toss) by 75.
EDGE: Mary Steenburgen* and Cleopatra Coleman bested Metta World Peace* and John Rocker at 3:10 (overhead toss) by 74. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 6,442) |
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EDGE: Will Forte over Metta World Peace at 5:42 (disqualification -- hit opponent with microphone).
EDGE: Natasha Leggero destroyed Metta World Peace at 3:11 (full nelson) by 77.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande destroyed Serena Williams at 6:00 (monkey flip) by 96.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" defeated Michael Vick at 4:54 (monkey flip) by 99.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande defeated Lance Bass at 6:36 (monkey flip) by 75.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato won over Kanye West at 3:05 (flying drop kick) by 97.
ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" overpowered Tori Spelling at 2:34 (overhead toss) by 93.
EDGE: Maria Bamford and Kristen Wiig over Metta World Peace and John Rocker at 1:30 (count out). |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Toronto (Attendance: 5,812) |
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EDGE: Jeff Goldblum over Metta World Peace at 5:55 (disqualification -- tied opponent up).
EDGE: Britney Spears outmuscled Metta World Peace at 5:49 (overhead toss) by 77.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande annihilated Serena Williams at 3:17 (full nelson) by 95.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #2 won over Aldon Smith at 6:46 (scissors grip) by 81.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande pinned Lance Bass at 3:19 (full nelson) by 74.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande won over Chris Brown at 4:24 (overhead toss) by 122 *** won the League title.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 annihilated Tom Arnold at 5:20 (flying drop kick) by 75.
EDGE: Amy Poehler and Kate McKinnon over Metta World Peace and John Rocker at 3:35 (count out). |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Mission (Attendance: 4,897) |
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EDGE: Danny McBride over Metta World Peace at 4:00 (disqualification -- loaded elbow pad).
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson won over Metta World Peace at 3:30 (full nelson) by 77.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande annihilated Serena Williams at 6:15 (flying drop kick) by 95.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande destroyed Aldon Smith at 5:54 (monkey flip) by 86.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 annihilated Vanilla Ice at 3:32 (flying drop kick) by 113.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez outmuscled Rob Kardashian at 6:59 (flying head butt) by 77.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande outmuscled Rosanne Barr at 2:48 (cross body block) by 114.
EDGE: Mandy Moore and Bjork* beat Metta World Peace* and John Rocker at 2:15 (overhead toss) by 78. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in El Paso (Attendance: 3,013) |
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EDGE: Bill Hader over Metta World Peace at 5:03 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
EDGE: Bjork destroyed Metta World Peace at 6:10 (choke slam) by 76.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming" defeated Venus Williams at 4:14 (overhead toss) by 109.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande bested Aldon Smith at 5:54 (full nelson) by 85.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande outmuscled Vanilla Ice at 2:44 (monkey flip) by 106.
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande annihilated Blac Chyna at 5:36 (atomic drop) by 99.
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut annihilated Rosie O'Donnell at 3:54 (choke slam) by 86.
EDGE: Britney Spears* and Kelly Clarkson overpowered Metta World Peace* and John Rocker at 3:20 (overhead toss) by 80 *** won the Tag-team titles. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 1,382) |
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EDGE: Rainn Wilson won over Metta World Peace at 6:39 (overhead toss) by 76.
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J. outmuscled John Rocker at 2:31 (shoulder breaker) by 109.
ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande decked Venus Williams at 3:47 (double axehandle) by 107.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande beat OJ Simpson at 5:24 (monkey flip) by 94.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande decked Vanilla Ice at 4:40 (full nelson) by 105.
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J. destroyed Mama June at 1:00 (shoulder breaker) by 110.
ArGr: "Popular Song" overpowered Heather Locklear at 1:31 (full nelson) by 119. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Gary (Attendance: 1,890) |
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EDGE: Fred Armisen over Metta World Peace at 14:22 (disqualification -- used powder).
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande destroyed John Rocker at 2:45 (monkey flip) by 111.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande overpowered Venus Williams at 1:24 (monkey flip) by 106.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande overpowered OJ Simpson at 6:44 (full nelson) by 93.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande overpowered The Grammy Committee at 1:43 (cross body block) by 100.
ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande won over The 17th Duggar Child at 3:18 (double axehandle) by 119 *** won the TV title.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky over George Clooney at 21:25 (count out). |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 6,742) |
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EDGE: Norm Macdonald beat Metta World Peace at 1:46 (overhead toss) by 76.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande bested John Rocker at 2:51 (full nelson) by 110.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande outmuscled Venus Williams at 0:45 (full nelson) by 105.
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande pinned OJ Simpson at 5:43 (scissors grip) by 95.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande bested The Grammy Committee at 0:35 (monkey flip) by 105.
ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut defeated Richard Hatch at 4:00 (flying drop kick) by 93.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato won over Jared from Subway at 3:32 (flying drop kick) by 94. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Istanbul (Attendance: 9,473) |
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EDGE: Jon Lovitz over Metta World Peace at 1:15 (disqualification -- used powder).
ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande destroyed John Rocker at 4:07 (cross body block) by 109.
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J. beat Tiger Woods at 5:13 (shoulder breaker) by 67.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus defeated Lady Gaga at 7:52 (overhead toss) by 70.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande bested The Grammy Committee at 0:55 (full nelson) by 104.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande outmuscled Gerald Ford at 6:23 (flying drop kick) by 84.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande over Lowly Paparazzi #1 at 3:52 (count out). |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Englewood (Attendance: 4,007) |
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EDGE: Kristen Schaal outmuscled Metta World Peace at 6:31 (overhead toss) by 76.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming" annihilated Scott Norwood at 6:31 (overhead toss) by 96.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande bested Tiger Woods at 4:57 (monkey flip) by 69.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande bested Lady Gaga at 4:57 (monkey flip) by 71.
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut defeated President at 6:49 (choke slam) by 83.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming" pinned Jimmy Carter at 4:55 (overhead toss) by 95.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez pinned Lowly Paparazzi #2 at 6:48 (flying head butt) by 67. |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Fall River (Attendance: 5,963) |
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Chrissy Teigen snatched $1,000 in imaginary earnings when ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande threw him onto the steps.
Lowly Paparazzi #1 pocketed $1,100 after he got flipped out by EDGE: Kristen Wiig and ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly.
Venus Williams and Chris Brown made $1,200 and $1,300, respectively, when they both got flipped out by EDGE: Rainn Wilson.
Dan Quayle took home $1,400 after Benedict Arnold catapulted him outside the ring.
Jussie Smollett earned $1,500 in imaginary money when ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato flung him onto the steps.
Mama June snatched $1,600 when Blac Chyna flung him out.
Scott Norwood made $1,700 when EDGE: Tim Heidecker threw him outside the ring.
Heather Locklear won $1,800 when EDGE: Bjork threw him out.
Blac Chyna was paid $1,900 after ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut flipped him onto the concrete floor.
OJ Simpson was paid $2,000 after he was thrown out by ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande and John Rocker.
Benedict Arnold was paid $2,100 in imaginary earnings after he got thrown into some chairs at ringside by President.
John Rocker won $2,200 when ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky threw him out.
Rosie O'Donnell nabbed $2,300 when he was hurled over the turnbuckle by EDGE: Rainn Wilson.
Vanilla Ice collected a quick $2,400 after being catapulted outside the ring by EDGE: Tim Heidecker.
The Grammy Committee picked up $2,500 after Michael Vick and EDGE: Mandy Moore flung him between the ropes.
Serena Williams was paid $2,600 after Tom Arnold threw him over the turnbuckle.
John Legend received a quick $2,700 after ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande catapulted him into some chairs at ringside.
Michael Vick gained $2,800 when ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande tossed him between the ropes.
Peter McNeely was paid $2,900 when EDGE: Kristen Wiig flung him out of the ring.
The 17th Duggar Child was awarded $3,000 after ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" and ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande threw him out.
Kanye West picked up a cool $3,100 after ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande threw him between the ropes.
Gerald Ford earned a cool $3,200 after getting catapulted out by Richard Hatch.
Jimmy Carter was awarded $3,300 when Lance Bass flung him over the top rope.
Lowly Paparazzi #2 got $3,400 when Tom Arnold threw him onto the steps.
Tori Spelling collected a cool $3,500 when ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus and EDGE: Maria Bamford threw him into some fans at ringside.
Jared from Subway pocketed $3,600 in imaginary earnings after being flipped out of the ring by EDGE: John C. Reilly.
Aldon Smith won $3,700 after ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande catapulted him outside the ring.
Metta World Peace received $3,800 after he got hurled over the top rope by Billy Buckner.
Billy Buckner was paid $3,900 when Joe Jonas catapulted him outside the ring.
Adam Levine was paid $4,000 when ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande threw him out.
Shawn Mendes gained $4,100 in imaginary earnings after EDGE: Jeff Goldblum threw him onto the steps.
Rosanne Barr was given $4,200 in imaginary earnings when he was thrown outside the ring by EDGE: Britney Spears.
Tom Arnold earned $4,300 after ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande hurled him onto the steps.
Walter Mondale earned an imaginary $4,400 when EDGE: Norm Macdonald threw him out of the ring.
Richard Hatch made $4,500 after Rob Kardashian tossed him into some chairs at ringside.
George Clooney collected an imaginary $4,600 when Alec Baldwin threw him over the turnbuckle.
President snatched $4,700 in imaginary money after being thrown into the audience by Bill Cosby and EDGE: John C. Reilly.
Bill Cosby grabbed $4,800 after he got hurled out by EDGE: Mary Steenburgen.
Lady Gaga made $4,900 when he was thrown between the ropes by ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut.
Lance Bass grabbed $5,000 when ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #2 hurled him out.
Tiger Woods was given $5,100 when he was flipped out of the ring by EDGE: Bill Hader.
Joe Jonas earned $5,200 after he was thrown out of the ring by ArGr: "Popular Song".
Rob Kardashian was given a cool $5,300 in imaginary money when EDGE: Mary Steenburgen threw him out.
Lori Loughlin was awarded $5,400 after EDGE: Chris Elliott threw him onto the apron.
Alec Baldwin was given $5,500 when EDGE: Jeff Goldblum hurled him out.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande got $5,600 after EDGE: Kristen Wiig and ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 hurled him out.
EDGE: Britney Spears and EDGE: Mandy Moore snatched $5,700 and $5,800, respectively, after both got thrown onto the announcer's table by ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus received $5,900 after he was thrown onto the apron by ArGr: "Popular Song".
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming" and ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut received a cool $6,000 and $6,100, respectively, after ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande and ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande flipped both onto the announcer's table.
ArGr: Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015 pocketed a cool $6,200 after EDGE: Tim Heidecker hurled him onto the steps.
ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande was paid $6,300 when he got thrown out by ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande and EDGE: Fred Armisen.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato was given $6,400 when EDGE: Will Forte tossed him outside the ring.
ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande pocketed $6,500 in imaginary money after EDGE: Tim Heidecker threw him out.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" earned $6,600 when ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande flipped him out.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly grabbed a quick $6,700 when he was thrown out of the ring by EDGE: Rainn Wilson.
ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande made $6,800 when he was hurled out of the ring by EDGE: Jon Lovitz.
EDGE: Kristen Wiig was awarded $6,900 when he got flung into his manager at ringside by ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez.
EDGE: Kate McKinnon collected $7,000 in imaginary money when he got thrown onto the announcer's table by EDGE: Jon Lovitz.
EDGE: Danny McBride was paid $7,100 when EDGE: Tim Heidecker flung him out of the ring.
EDGE: Will Forte won $7,200 when EDGE: Norm Macdonald threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: January Jones made $7,300 after he was thrown out by EDGE: Maria Bamford.
EDGE: Cleopatra Coleman earned $7,400 when he got tossed onto the announcer's table by EDGE: Jon Lovitz.
EDGE: Fred Armisen snatched $7,500 after being flung into some fans at ringside by ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande.
EDGE: Jon Lovitz earned $7,600 when EDGE: Rainn Wilson flipped him out of the ring.
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut received $7,700 after EDGE: Tim Heidecker threw him out of the ring.
ArGr: Commissioner's Henchman Frankie Grande got $7,800 in imaginary earnings when ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande and ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande threw him over the top rope.
ArGr: "Popular Song" received $7,900 after he got thrown out by EDGE: Kristen Schaal and EDGE: Natasha Leggero.
EDGE: Amy Poehler nabbed $8,000 after EDGE: Tim Heidecker threw him over the turnbuckle.
EDGE: Maria Bamford earned $8,100 after he was thrown out by ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J.
ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande nabbed $8,200 after being flung out by EDGE: Natasha Leggero.
EDGE: Tim Heidecker nabbed $8,300 when ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: John C. Reilly nabbed $8,400 in imaginary earnings after getting thrown outside the ring by EDGE: Kristen Schaal.
ArGr: "Tattooed Heart" received $8,500 when ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande threw him into some fans at ringside.
EDGE: Jeff Goldblum was given $8,600 after he got flipped onto the apron by ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1.
EDGE: Bill Hader won $8,700 when he got thrown out by EDGE: Eric Wareheim.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande gained $8,800 after being thrown onto the concrete floor by ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J.
ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez pocketed $8,900 when he was tossed out by EDGE: Norm Macdonald and EDGE: Kelly Clarkson.
EDGE: Chris Elliott gained an imaginary $9,000 when ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande threw him out of the ring.
EDGE: Eric Wareheim received $9,100 when he was thrown out of the ring by ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky and EDGE: Kristen Schaal.
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande got $9,200 when ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" flipped him between the ropes.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande was paid $9,300 when EDGE: Rainn Wilson catapulted him outside the ring.
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky was awarded $9,400 when he was flipped out of the ring by EDGE: Natasha Leggero.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #2 was paid an imaginary $9,500 after ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 flung him outside the ring.
EDGE: Bjork got $9,600 after he got tossed into some fans at ringside by EDGE: Norm Macdonald.
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J. gained $9,700 after getting thrown through the ropes by EDGE: Natasha Leggero.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 grabbed $9,800 when ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" threw him out.
ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" gained $9,900 when EDGE: Mary Steenburgen threw him over the turnbuckle.
EDGE: Rainn Wilson was awarded $10,000 when he got hurled outside the ring by EDGE: Natasha Leggero and EDGE: Mary Steenburgen.
EDGE: Mary Steenburgen got $10,100 after EDGE: Kelly Clarkson flipped him out of the ring.
EDGE: Norm Macdonald was awarded $10,200 after EDGE: Kristen Schaal threw him onto the announcer's table.
EDGE: Kristen Schaal snatched a cool $10,300 when EDGE: Kelly Clarkson threw him onto the apron.
EDGE: Natasha Leggero made $10,400 when EDGE: Kelly Clarkson threw him into his manager at ringside.
EDGE: Kelly Clarkson won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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