|
|
COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
|
| BULLETIN #314 -- FALL 2025 |
|
| Card 1: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 7,694) |
|
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Tom Arnold in 6 at 6:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92.
COT: Yohm Ahma defeated SOS: Sloth at 15:42 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Taylor Swift in 6 at 0:31 (Back Elbow Smash) by 109.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 3:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 1 at 4:55 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Mid-Atlantic title: CURE/CTI: Bootylicious decked SOS: Gary String at 23:46 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 9.
SOS: Lust won over SOS: Gary String at 28:20 (Sudden Attraction) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV beat CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 40:50 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8. |
|
| Card 2: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 2,319) |
|
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:36 (Chickenwing) by 94.
COT: Yohm Ahma destroyed CURE/CTI: Family Jewels in 9 at 17:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Taylor Swift in 6 at 3:08 (Chickenwing) by 111.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 2:41 (Chickenwing) by 99.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Martin Van Buren in 1 at 5:59 (Count Out).
CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson won over CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 16:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.
CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk overpowered SOS: Gary String at 27:35 (Superplex) by 3 (Guest Referee: Mama June).
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV won over SOS: Alabama Doink at 35:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2. |
|
| Card 3: Held in Seville (Attendance: 1,835) |
|
SOS: Javy Jaggar outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
COT: Yohm Ahma destroyed CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump at 29:20 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS: Macaulay Culkin).
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Mama June in 6 at 2:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 3:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Martin Van Buren in 1 at 4:08 (Count Out).
SOS: Gary String pinned CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 28:29 (Another Bad Pun?) by 5.
COT: Crawdad Overlord bested CURE/VD: Candyman at 27:21 (A Hero is Me) by 5.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV outmuscled CURE/VD: Candyman at 42:51 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4. |
|
| Card 4: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 3,347) |
|
SOS: Shane Gretsky won over COT: Blue J. Foyt at 27:18 (The Slap Shot) by 1.
COT: Yohm Ahma drew CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 3:27 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Mama June in 6 at 1:34 (Chickenwing) by 104.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:43 (Chickenwing) by 85.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac destroyed CURE/VD: Protozoa at 5:27 (Superplex) by 32.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 29:35 (Oma Gosh) by 3 (Guest Referee: Chester Worstershire).
SOS: LE Williams bested SOS: Gill T at 28:16 (Ball And Chain) by 2.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams annihilated CURE/VD: HIV at 35:45 (Ball And Chain) by 3 (Guest Referee: COT: Runner Downe). |
|
| Card 5: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 7,986) |
|
COT: Blue J. Foyt annihilated SOS: Greed at 27:39 (Bit of a Stretch) by 1.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Fred Merkle in 1 at 4:18 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac over SOS: Big Chungus in 13 at 6:49 (Count Out).
SOS: LE Williams decked CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 11:08 (Ball And Chain) by 11.
Great Lakes title: CURE/VD: Wicked Clown pinned SOS: LE Williams at 28:11 (Bad Mojo!) by 4.
Main event: SOS: LE Williams annihilated SOS: Gary String at 22:14 (Ball And Chain) by 6. |
|
| Card 6: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 4,043) |
|
COT: Blue J. Foyt bested CURE/CTI: Family Jewels in 9 at 20:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 6.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Hugh Grant in 6 at 2:17 (Chickenwing) by 104.
SOS: Irma Gerd bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Fred Merkle in 1 at 3:06 (Count Out).
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Ross Perot in 6 at 4:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 120.
TV title: CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 13:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 14.
SOS: LE Williams beat COT: Finnabee Pead at 27:42 (Ball And Chain) by 1.
Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt tied SOS: LE Williams at 9:57 (Double Disqualification). |
|
| Card 7: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 3,602) |
|
CURE/CTI: Rectal overpowered COT: Blue J. Foyt at 27:14 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS: James Quall).
SOS: Oma Gerd over Lil' Baby in 1 at 8:50 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:15 (Chickenwing) by 117.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Chris Webber in 6 at 4:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Ross Perot in 6 at 1:04 (Chickenwing) by 122.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster destroyed CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 27:41 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
SOS: Lifeguard Daron pinned CURE/VD: Candyman at 27:44 (High Tide) by 3 (Guest Referee: Taylor Swift).
Main event: SOS: LE Williams annihilated COT: Blue J. Foyt at 40:07 (Ball And Chain) by 6. |
|
| Card 8: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 7,716) |
|
Pacific Northwest title: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk beat COT: Blue J. Foyt at 27:51 (Superplex) by 3 (Guest Referee: Lil' Baby).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Lil' Baby in 1 at 4:12 (Count Out).
SOS: Prejudice won over Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Chris Webber in 6 at 2:46 (Chickenwing) by 105.
CURE/VD: Gone Aria won over CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 7:08 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 18 (non-title).
SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 19:16 (Rip Current) by 9.
East Coast title: CURE/VD: Spanish Flu won over CURE/VD: Candyman at 24:37 (Superplex) by 8.
Main event: COT: Yohm Ahma pinned SOS: LE Williams at 49:24 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 1. |
|
| Card 9: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 9,890) |
|
COT: Lark Martin drew SOS: Alabama Doink (Time Limit).
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Vanilla Ice in 6 at 4:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 118.
SOS: Envy defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
SOS: Oma Gerd bested Leon Lett in 6 at 4:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.
Central Plains title: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac decked SOS: Alabama Doink at 16:32 (Superplex) by 7.
CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster pinned CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 19:20 (Chicken Hunting) by 12.
League Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Cactus Sac and CURE/CTI: Bootylicious* outmuscled SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle at 20:37 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Wrath drew COT: Yohm Ahma at 30:00 (No Contest). |
|
| Card 10: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 3,298) |
|
SOS: Dark Messyer tied COT: Yohm Ahma at 2:20 (No Contest).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Vanilla Ice in 6 at 3:15 (Chickenwing) by 120.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Andy Herren in 6 at 3:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Leon Lett in 6 at 6:15 (Chickenwing) by 89.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac over CURE/VD: Cow Pox in 12 at 1:57 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
CURE/VD: Candyman pinned CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 27:07 (Butterfinger) by 4.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle annihilated CURE/VD: Norovirus and CURE/CTI: Rectal* at 29:39 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster tied COT: Yohm Ahma at 11:28 (Double Disqualification). |
|
| Card 11: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 5,320) |
|
COT: Quail Earnhardt beat SOS: Zitz at 27:00 (The Im-Quailer) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS: Lifeguard Daron).
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Lizzo in 6 at 4:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Andy Herren in 6 at 4:51 (Chickenwing) by 116.
SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Gary Anderson in 6 at 4:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
SOS: Alabama Doink outmuscled CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 23:03 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 6.
SOS: Scott Commodity bested CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 12:56 (Hey-Lo) by 13.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists* and CURE/VD: Spanish Flu outmuscled SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle at 28:30 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Main event: COT: Yohm Ahma annihilated CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster in 9 at 23:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 6. |
|
| Card 12: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 4,046) |
|
COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated SOS: Gluttony at 29:35 (The Im-Quailer) by 3 (Guest Referee: Sean Penn).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Lizzo in 6 at 1:56 (Chickenwing) by 80.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Josh Duggar in 1 at 3:27 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Gary Anderson in 6 at 2:45 (Chickenwing) by 80.
SOS: Garth String destroyed SOS: Alabama Doink at 27:58 (Another One) by 5.
CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? outmuscled CURE/CTI: Family Jewels at 18:07 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 10.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle destroyed CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump* and CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 27:00 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 2.
Main event: COT: Yohm Ahma defeated CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 49:55 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 4. |
|
| Card 13: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 5,186) |
|
COT: Quail Earnhardt outmuscled CURE/CTI: Family Jewels in 9 at 16:15 (Cross-Armbar) by 6.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lady Gaga in 6 at 3:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Josh Duggar in 1 at 0:46 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: LE Williams outmuscled SOS: Pimple at 23:22 (Ball And Chain) by 6.
SOS: Alabama Doink bested SOS: Preston James at 27:44 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 5.
SOS: LE Williams defeated CURE/VD: Norovirus at 27:18 (Ball And Chain) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle pinned SOS: Envy* and COT: Jack Tupp at 29:23 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 3 (Guest Referee: SOS: Kim Jong Un).
Main event: CURE/VD: Gone Aria destroyed COT: Yohm Ahma at 16:05 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 6. |
|
| Card 14: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 3,958) |
|
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed COT: Quail Earnhardt at 27:06 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3 (non-title) (Guest Referee: COT: Yohm Ahma).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Lady Gaga in 6 at 5:07 (Chickenwing) by 82.
SOS: Rash beat SOS: Gary String at 29:12 (Intense Itching) by 2.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 1 at 3:30 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser overpowered CURE/VD: Candyman at 29:59 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 5.
CURE/CTI: Gynecologists annihilated SOS: LE Williams at 29:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay*, Yohm Ahma, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay annihilated COT: Davey Jameis*, Hunter Downe, and The Hooves of Durl at 27:15 (Kitchen Nightmare) by 1. |
|
| Interleague Matches |
|
The Handsome Stranger (AOL) decked COT: Quail Earnhardt (COL) at 29:50 (Polite Awakening Neckbreaker) by 1 (Commissioner's Choice).
Legendary Lee Buchanan (AOL) annihilated CURE/CTI: Family Jewels (COL) at 23:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 7 (Commissioner's Choice).
Highway Habib (AOL) bested CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster (COL) at 18:27 (49er Forearm) by 6 (Commissioner's Choice).
COT: Crawdad Overlord (COL) annihilated Repulsive Rodney Stevens (AOL) at 28:32 (A Hero is Me) by 5 (Commissioner's Choice).
Bad Boy Clint Southern and Sexy Boy Preston Paradise (AOL) bested CURE/VD: HIV and CURE: Mike Eaves (COL) in 14 at 19:42 (Boston Crab) by 13 (Commissioner's Choice). |
|
| Battle Royal: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 6,083) |
|
CURE/VD: Norovirus was given $1,000 when he was catapulted onto the steps by COT: Finnabee Pead.
SOS: Zitz grabbed $1,100 after he was tossed onto the announcer's table by SOS: Javy Jaggar.
COT: Lark Martin picked up $1,200 after being catapulted into the audience by COT: Finnabee Pead.
SOS: Dark Messyer earned $1,300 when COT: Crawdad Overlord threw him out of the ring.
CURE/VD: Spanish Flu nabbed $1,400 when he got thrown out by SOS: Javy Jaggar.
SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Crawdad Overlord collected $1,500 and $1,600, respectively, when they got tossed over the top rope by COT: Finnabee Pead.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac earned $1,700 after COT: Finnabee Pead threw him into some chairs at ringside.
COT: Finnabee Pead was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
|