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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #326 -- JULY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 5,465) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd pinned TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 0:29 (Piledriver) by 186. COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:27 (The Im-Quailer) by 3. SOS: Oma Gerd over J.T. Lee in 2 at 1:01 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). SOS: Oma Gerd beat Matthew Pike in 12 at 1:25 (Piledriver) by 169. Trail Boss title: Æ: Mercury defeated COT: Old Paint Can at 29:50 (Superplex) by 5. VIRUS/VD: Candyman annihilated VIRUS/VD: HIV at 29:08 (Butterfinger) by 4. VIRUS/VD: Candyman won over VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 27:54 (Butterfinger) by 1. C4/Destroyer: Vulture*, Condor, and Eagle destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar, COT: Blue J. Foyt, and Petey LaFlame* at 19:44 (Easy Pickings) by 12. Main event: VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria won over VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 58:13 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 13,647) |
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VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed TDL: Black Bart in 12 at 2:57 (Big Splash) by 177. Gunslinger title: SOS: LE Williams pinned COT: Quail Earnhardt at 29:23 (Ball And Chain) by 3. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over J.T. Lee in 2 at 2:06 (Disqualification: used steel chair). VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Matthew Pike in 12 at 0:41 (Big Splash) by 160. SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:12 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 4 (non-title). COT: Crawdad Overlord beat VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 29:15 (A Hero is Me) by 4. COT: Jack Tupp overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 16:05 (Jackhammer) by 9. Main event: SOS: Gary String outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Gone Aria at 49:12 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2. |
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| Card 3: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 13,472) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar defeated SOS: Envy at 29:20 (The Five Hole) by 4. Æ: "Sensational" Samantha Stewart won over COT: Quail Earnhardt at 28:40 (Superplex) by 1. SOS: Oma Gerd decked Stwewart Morales in 6 at 6:21 (Chickenwing) by 64. SOS: Oma Gerd beat Skinner in 6 at 4:10 (Chickenwing) by 98. VIRUS/VD: Candyman beat VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious at 29:13 (Butterfinger) by 1. Cattle Barron title: SOS: Oma Gerd bested VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 18:16 (Oma Gosh) by 7. C4/Destroyer: Hawk outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 19:14 (Sky Hunter) by 10. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt won over SOS: Gary String at 38:39 (The Im-Quailer) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Athens (Attendance: 9,371) |
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Rocky Mountain title: COT: Hunter Downe overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar at 29:02 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 5. COT: Quail Earnhardt defeated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 28:57 (The Im-Quailer) by 5. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Stwewart Morales in 6 at 3:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 63. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Skinner in 6 at 6:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97. VIRUS/LPPF: Family Jewels destroyed VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 29:17 (DDT) by 3. Southwest title: SOS: Prejudice destroyed COT: "The Last Prospector" Kraven DeGold at 19:32 (And Zombies) by 6. VIRUS/VD: Candyman won over VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu at 29:20 (Butterfinger) by 1. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt bested VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 26:29 (The Im-Quailer) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 14,844) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard annihilated SOS: Javy Jaggar at 28:29 (Follow the Buzzard) by 3. COT: Quail Earnhardt beat VIRUS: Mike Eaves at 28:49 (The Im-Quailer) by 5. SOS: Oma Gerd over Inventor Dr. Jack in 1 at 9:23 (Count Out). SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Don Colt in 6 at 3:15 (Chickenwing) by 90. VIRUS/VD: Candyman decked VIRUS/VD: Norovirus at 29:04 (Butterfinger) by 4. COT: "The Last Prospector" Kraven DeGold won over VIRUS: Striker Jedi at 27:50 (Mother Lode) by 2. Mountain West title: Æ: Constant Hawk decked VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 13:12 (Superplex) by 12. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 36:40 (The Im-Quailer) by 9. |
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| Card 6: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 18,399) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar tied VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 at 3:54 (Double Disqualification). SOS: Zitz overpowered VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 9:14 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 15. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Inventor Dr. Jack in 1 at 2:59 (Count Out). VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia defeated Don Colt in 6 at 5:37 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89. VIRUS/LPPF: Gynecologists won over VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 29:48 (DDT) by 3. COT: "The Last Prospector" Kraven DeGold pinned VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:46 (Mother Lode) by 1. VIRUS/VD: Candyman pinned VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 27:31 (Butterfinger) by 5. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt overpowered VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 11:18 (The Im-Quailer) by 15. |
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| Card 7: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 12,328) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar destroyed VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:54 (The Five Hole) by 3. SOS: Gluttony over VIRUS: Charred Nightmare in 9 at 6:11 (Disqualification: nail file). SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Phil Ingraham in 6 at 1:47 (Chickenwing) by 102. SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Kenny Allen in 6 at 5:00 (Chickenwing) by 74. VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:23 (DDT) by 3. COT: "The Last Prospector" Kraven DeGold destroyed Æ: Scorpius at 29:31 (Mother Lode) by 1. VIRUS/VD: Candyman won over VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 29:27 (Butterfinger) by 4. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt beat VIRUS/VD: HIV at 48:54 (The Im-Quailer) by 9. |
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| Card 8: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 13,634) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar pinned Æ: Aquarius at 28:37 (The Five Hole) by 5. VIRUS/LPPF: Rectal over VIRUS: Charred Nightmare in 9 at 6:47 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Phil Ingraham in 6 at 4:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Kenny Allen in 6 at 2:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73. SOS: Garth String bested VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:31 (Another One) by 1 (non-title). COT: "The Last Prospector" Kraven DeGold drew Æ: Neptune at 7:32 (No Contest). VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? beat VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 15:26 (DDT) by 6. Main event: SOS: Dark Messyer drew COT: Quail Earnhardt (Time Limit). |
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| Card 9: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 5,732) |
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Æ: Mars destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar at 27:28 (Superplex) by 1. COT: Crawdad Overlord annihilated VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 11:47 (A Hero is Me) by 14 (Guest Referee: Lawton Lolmas). SOS: Oma Gerd beat Widowmaker in 6 at 5:16 (Chickenwing) by 98. SOS: Pimple pinned VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 28:30 (The Popper) by 1. C4/Destroyer: Falcon won over VIRUS/VD: HIV in 7 at 27:00 (Mounted Punches) by 5. SOS: Irma Gerd destroyed COT: Old Paint Can at 27:49 (Irma Genius) by 5. SOS: Lust* and COT: Old Paint Can decked SOS: Dark Messyer and COT: Quail Earnhardt* at 28:11 (Sudden Attraction) by 1. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt beat SOS: Javy Jaggar at 53:45 (The Im-Quailer) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Avila (Attendance: 18,300) |
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SOS: Gary String pinned COT: Blue J. Foyt at 15:21 (Another Bad Pun?) by 8. Outlaw title: C4/Destroyer: Condor over VIRUS: Charred Nightmare in 10 at 2:18 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Widowmaker in 6 at 2:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97. COT: Ahmana Rolle tied VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 9:20 (No Contest). VIRUS/LPPF: Humpty Hump drew VIRUS/VD: Candyman (Time Limit) (non-title). SOS: Gill T beat VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 24:36 (Guilty Verdict) by 7. C4/Destroyer: Condor* and Eagle overpowered SOS: Dark Messyer and COT: Quail Earnhardt* at 15:29 (Crossface Claw) by 13. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt beat COT: "The Last Prospector" Kraven DeGold at 27:56 (The Im-Quailer) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 10,117) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer decked SOS: Wrath at 29:20 (The Cross Check) by 4. Æ: The Road Dog over VIRUS: Charred Nightmare in 10 at 7:04 (Disqualification: used powder). SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Mike Holman in 6 at 3:51 (Chickenwing) by 105. SOS: Oma Gerd over Max Aspen in 1 at 6:33 (Disqualification: used steel chair). COT/CHAMP: "The Rattlesnake" Buddy Stevens defeated VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 23:06 (PPF502) by 10. High Plains title: Æ: "Sweetness" Stacy Warner bested VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 18:27 (Superplex) by 9. VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu and VIRUS: Mike Eaves* decked SOS: Dark Messyer and COT: Quail Earnhardt* at 17:47 (DDT) by 9. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt bested COT: Old Paint Can at 37:22 (The Im-Quailer) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 18,352) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer overpowered COT: "Live Wire" Dennis Morlock at 19:52 (The Cross Check) by 9. COT: Nervous Rex destroyed VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 17:06 (Short-Arm Slam) by 13. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Mike Holman in 6 at 4:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Max Aspen in 1 at 3:59 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). SOS: Gary String pinned SOS: Preston James at 29:25 (Another Bad Pun?) by 5. VIRUS/VD: Candyman destroyed VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia at 28:42 (Butterfinger) by 2. Cowboys & Outlaws Tag titles: VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2* destroyed SOS: Dark Messyer and COT: Quail Earnhardt* at 8:14 (DDT) by 15. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt beat VIRUS/LPPF: Bootylicious at 18:18 (The Im-Quailer) by 6. |
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| Card 13: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 14,686) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer drew C4/Destroyer: Vulture (Time Limit). VIRUS/VD: Candyman bested VIRUS: Charred Nightmare at 18:43 (Butterfinger) by 10. SOS: Oma Gerd over Samuel Cotton in 1 at 3:56 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). SOS: Oma Gerd over The Masked Sheriff in 1 at 15:03 (Count Out). SOS: Gary String tied COT: Runner Downe at 6:39 (Double Disqualification). Æ: Shadow destroyed COT: Old Paint Can at 28:03 (Superplex) by 4. Television Tag titles: C4/Destroyer: Falcon and Hawk* outmuscled SOS: Lust* and COT: Old Paint Can at 15:14 (Sky Hunter) by 12. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt overpowered VIRUS/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 40:01 (The Im-Quailer) by 10. |
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| Card 14: Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 19,394) |
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Prairie title: COT: Petey LaFlame destroyed SOS: Dark Messyer at 27:22 (For Johnny) by 5. SOS: Oma Gerd pinned TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 1:33 (Chickenwing) by 93. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Samuel Cotton in 1 at 4:39 (Disqualification: pushed ref). VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over The Masked Sheriff in 1 at 12:57 (Count Out). SOS: Gary String outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:02 (Another Bad Pun?) by 3. VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk decked COT: Old Paint Can at 29:59 (Superplex) by 3. VIRUS/VD: Spanish Flu and VIRUS: Mike Eaves* beat SOS: Lust* and COT: Old Paint Can at 19:07 (DDT) by 8. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 57:31 (The Im-Quailer) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 15,235) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer pinned VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2 at 28:04 (The Cross Check) by 1. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia overpowered TDL: Sam Austin in 6 at 2:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92. SOS: Rash outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 28:21 (Intense Itching) by 2. SOS: Oma Gerd won over Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 4:45 (Chickenwing) by 113. SOS: Lust outmuscled VIRUS/VD: Wicked Clown at 22:31 (Sudden Attraction) by 8. COT: Old Paint Can drew VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 4:54 (Double Count Out). VIRUS/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk and VIRUS: Masked Misfit #2* beat SOS: Lust* and COT: Old Paint Can at 17:45 (DDT) by 14 (Guest Referee: Eduard Bordeaux). Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt beat VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia at 30:56 (The Im-Quailer) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 15,982) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer beat VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 27:19 (The Cross Check) by 5. SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Jon Galway in 6 at 5:26 (Chickenwing) by 94. SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lucas Chandler in 6 at 2:28 (Chickenwing) by 104. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia decked Tumbleweed Ben in 6 at 4:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112. COT/DK: Silva G outmuscled VIRUS/VD: HIV at 28:21 (Beantown Beatdown) by 2. VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 defeated COT: Old Paint Can at 27:36 (Piledriver) by 3. SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser, COT: Hunter Downe*, and Runner Downe outmuscled TDL: Black Bart*, Sam Austin, and Widowmaker in 6 at 5:37 (Side Slam) by 57. Main event: COT: Quail Earnhardt outmuscled SOS: Scott Commodity at 47:38 (The Im-Quailer) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 10,940) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer outmuscled Æ: Taurus at 20:07 (The Cross Check) by 8. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia pinned Jon Galway in 6 at 6:36 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Lucas Chandler in 6 at 2:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103. SOS: Sloth annihilated VIRUS/VD: Candyman at 28:17 (The Pig Pen) by 3 (non-title). VIRUS/VD: HIV pinned Æ: Leo at 29:41 (DDT) by 2. VIRUS/VD: Candyman pinned SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:41 (Butterfinger) by 4 (non-title). C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk, and Buzzard* pinned TDL: Black Bart*, Phil Ingraham, and Widowmaker in 6 at 5:12 (Side Slam) by 73. Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade pinned COT: Quail Earnhardt at 32:11 (Rip Current) by 4. |
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| Card 18: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 16,426) |
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SOS: Dark Messyer tied Æ: Jupiter at 4:35 (No Contest). SOS: Oma Gerd over Range Rider #2 in 1 at 7:13 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lewis Canyon in 6 at 3:10 (Chickenwing) by 81. VIRUS/VD: Candyman decked VIRUS/VD: Cactus Sac at 28:45 (Butterfinger) by 1. COT: Devil Kyle won over VIRUS/VD: HIV at 17:56 (Off the Grid) by 7. COT: The Hooves of Durl bested VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 28:10 (Jake, Rattle, & Roll) by 2. TV Six-man titles: C4/Destroyer: Vulture*, Condor, and Eagle pinned TDL: Black Bart*, Phil Ingraham, and Widowmaker in 6 at 5:22 (Side Slam) by 73. Main event: SOS: Lifeguard Wade won over VIRUS/LPPF: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 43:01 (Rip Current) by 3. |
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| Card 19: Held in Nice (Attendance: 6,559) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky decked VIRUS/VD: HIV at 23:56 (The Slap Shot) by 7. VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia over Range Rider #2 in 1 at 6:47 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). VIRUS/VD: Chlamydia bested Lewis Canyon in 6 at 3:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80. Pacific Northwest title: SOS: Greed won over VIRUS/VD: HIV at 18:45 (Jackpot) by 9. Æ: Blood Tiger pinned VIRUS/VD: HIV at 17:34 (Superplex) by 7. C4/Destroyer: Eagle bested VIRUS/VD: The Speckled Monster at 20:22 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 6. League Six-man titles: C4/Destroyer: Falcon, Hawk*, and Buzzard decked SOS: Javy Jaggar, COT: Blue J. Foyt, and Petey LaFlame* at 15:10 (Sky Hunter) by 12. |
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| Bunkhouse Brawl: Held in Amman (Attendance: 14,497) |
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VIRUS: Charred Nightmare made $1,000 after he was thrown out of the ring by VIRUS: Striker Jedi. VIRUS: Striker Jedi pocketed $1,100 when VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 flipped him outside the ring. VIRUS: Masked Misfit #3 was paid a cool $1,200 after being flung out by VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1. VIRUS: Masked Misfit #1 gained an imaginary $1,300 after Æ: Constant Hawk threw him over the top rope. C4/Destroyer: Eagle grabbed $1,400 after getting catapulted out of the ring by Æ: Constant Hawk. COT/CHAMP: "The Rattlesnake" Buddy Stevens was paid $1,500 when he was flipped out by Æ: Constant Hawk. Æ: Constant Hawk was the winner of the bunkhouse brawl and the $30,000 prize. |
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