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COWBOYS & OUTLAWS LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #313 -- OCTOBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Prague (Attendance: 13,168) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord bested Tom Arnold in 6 at 5:52 (European Uppercut) by 87.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Vanilla Ice in 6 at 0:15 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125.
SOS: Envy decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:07 (Fallaway Slam) by 109.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Chris Webber in 6 at 4:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
SOS: Sloth destroyed SOS: Greed at 28:58 (The Pig Pen) by 4.
SOS: Alabama Doink tied CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster (Time Limit).
CURE/VD: Candyman pinned COT: Bad Norman at 29:14 (Butterfinger) by 2.
SOS: Lust* and COT: Runner Downe annihilated SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 16:42 (Sudden Attraction) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Alabama Doink defeated SOS: Wrath at 28:19 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 11. |
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| Card 2: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 8,060) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd annihilated Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 94.
COT: Crawdad Overlord bested Lizzo in 6 at 6:16 (European Uppercut) by 71.
CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster annihilated SOS: Zitz at 27:09 (DDT) by 1.
COT: Crawdad Overlord won over Leon Lett in 6 at 2:54 (European Uppercut) by 81.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac outmuscled SOS: Irma Gerd at 29:33 (Boston Crab) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk).
CURE/VD: Candyman destroyed SOS: Alabama Doink at 28:48 (Butterfinger) by 1.
COT: Davey Jameis outmuscled CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 29:27 (The Buyout) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS: Celery Man).
SOS: Prejudice* and COT: Bully Ray Cyrus overpowered SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 28:47 (And Zombies) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Alabama Doink overpowered SOS: Irma Gerd at 17:01 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 10. |
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| Card 3: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 5,162) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia annihilated Tom Arnold in 6 at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Lizzo in 6 at 4:25 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 78.
COT: Crawdad Overlord pinned Andy Herren in 6 at 3:10 (European Uppercut) by 102.
SOS: Oma Gerd destroyed Leon Lett in 6 at 2:13 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac over CURE/VD: Cow Pox in 14 at 27:53 (Count Out).
SOS: Alabama Doink decked SOS: Scott Commodity at 16:15 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 7.
SOS: Preston James annihilated SOS: Irma Gerd at 18:13 (Prank Call) by 10.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Envy* and COT: Jack Tupp destroyed SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 16:23 (Thou Shall Not Covet) by 8.
Main event: CURE/VD: Candyman decked SOS: Alabama Doink at 41:27 (Butterfinger) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 8,118) |
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SOS: Javy Jaggar beat SOS: Greed at 29:25 (The Five Hole) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS: Garth String).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Lizzo in 6 at 2:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81.
SOS: Oma Gerd decked Andy Herren in 6 at 3:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Leon Lett in 6 at 3:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
SOS: Alabama Doink outmuscled SOS: Greed at 20:46 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 9 (non-title).
CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? bested SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:18 (DDT) by 2.
COT: Bully Ray Cyrus bested SOS: Irma Gerd at 29:29 (Achy Breaky Heartbreaker) by 3.
COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay, Yohm Ahma, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay* bested COT: Blue J. Foyt, Lark Martin, and Bad Norman* at 27:07 (Recipe for Death) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: Candyman bested COT: Crawdad Overlord at 42:39 (Butterfinger) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 11,169) |
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COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay defeated SOS: Irma Gerd at 15:54 (It's Burnt!) by 8.
COT: Crawdad Overlord bested Lady Gaga in 6 at 7:10 (European Uppercut) by 72.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia won over Andy Herren in 6 at 4:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
COT: Crawdad Overlord overpowered Gary Anderson in 7 at 4:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
CURE/CTI: Rectal bested SOS: Greed at 28:16 (DDT) by 3.
SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser defeated SOS: Irma Gerd at 17:41 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 7.
SOS: Gill T overpowered CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 28:08 (Guilty Verdict) by 3.
COT: Murder Chef G-Unit Ramsay, Yohm Ahma, and Murder Chef Bobby Slay* tied COT: Davey Jameis, Hunter Downe, and The Hooves of Durl* at 3:36 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: CURE/VD: Candyman decked CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 31:41 (Butterfinger) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Tucson (Attendance: 15,361) |
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CURE/VD: Candyman decked COT: Blue J. Foyt at 27:57 (Butterfinger) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS: Mike Mahanahan).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Lady Gaga in 6 at 6:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 79.
COT: Crawdad Overlord over Josh Duggar in 3 at 6:26 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Gary Anderson in 6 at 3:08 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 79.
COT: Hunter Downe outmuscled SOS: Greed at 28:28 (Thrill of the Hunt) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels won over CURE/CTI: Bootylicious at 13:05 (DDT) by 13.
CURE/VD: Candyman decked SOS: Lifeguard Daron at 27:31 (Butterfinger) by 3.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV annihilated CURE/VD: Candyman at 55:21 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 16,022) |
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CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster won over COT: Lark Martin at 27:22 (DDT) by 1.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Lady Gaga in 6 at 2:52 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Josh Duggar in 2 at 7:00 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Gary Anderson in 6 at 6:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82.
SOS: Greed pinned CURE/VD: Spanish Flu at 29:35 (Jackpot) by 2.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels won over SOS: Garth String at 18:38 (DDT) by 8.
COT: Jack Tupp pinned CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 28:11 (Jackhammer) by 1.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV pinned SOS: Greed at 15:42 (DDT) by 12. |
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| Card 8: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 17,936) |
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CURE/VD: HIV defeated SOS: Dark Messyer at 17:14 (DDT) by 8.
COT: Crawdad Overlord overpowered Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:35 (European Uppercut) by 107.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Josh Duggar in 2 at 4:58 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
CURE/VD: Candyman decked SOS: Pimple at 19:09 (Butterfinger) by 6.
COT: Finnabee Pead beat SOS: Greed at 28:14 (Ellaminnow) by 3.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels overpowered COT: Murder Chef Bobby Slay at 21:51 (DDT) by 7.
CURE/VD: Candyman outmuscled COT: The Hooves of Durl at 28:40 (Butterfinger) by 4.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV beat SOS: Gary String at 41:32 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 10,309) |
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SOS: Shane Gretsky bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd won over Taylor Swift in 6 at 2:06 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 114.
COT: Crawdad Overlord pinned SOS: Rash at 28:38 (A Hero is Me) by 3.
COT: Crawdad Overlord pinned Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:13 (European Uppercut) by 129.
CURE/VD: HIV won over SOS: Gluttony at 15:05 (DDT) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Family Jewels overpowered COT: Runner Downe at 20:54 (DDT) by 9.
SOS: Dark Messyer* and COT: Quail Earnhardt beat SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Blue J. Foyt* at 12:20 (The Cross Check) by 12.
Main event: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels tied CURE/VD: HIV at 9:19 (No Contest). |
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| Card 10: Held in Minneapolis (Attendance: 9,683) |
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CURE/VD: HIV bested COT: Quail Earnhardt at 21:07 (DDT) by 9.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Taylor Swift in 6 at 3:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117.
COT: Crawdad Overlord annihilated Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 4:35 (European Uppercut) by 95.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:02 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 136.
TV title: CURE/CTI: Family Jewels destroyed SOS: Alabama Doink at 28:48 (DDT) by 3.
COT: Crawdad Overlord won over CURE/VD: Norovirus at 17:48 (A Hero is Me) by 7.
SOS: Shane Gretsky* and COT: Hoser Downe overpowered SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Blue J. Foyt* at 20:23 (The Slap Shot) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV beat CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 59:07 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Lynchburg (Attendance: 13,700) |
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Rocky Mountains title: COT: Yohm Ahma defeated SOS: Greed at 28:38 (Conductor Tu Madre) by 5 (Guest Referee: SOS: Javy Jaggar).
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed Mama June in 6 at 4:48 (European Uppercut) by 103.
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 4:39 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia destroyed Fallen Paparazzi #1 in 6 at 2:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 139.
SOS: Alabama Doink beat CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 29:19 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 1.
SOS: Gary String overpowered CURE/CTI: Gynecologists at 22:37 (Another Bad Pun?) by 8.
COT: Mark Mywards and SOS: Zitz* bested SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Blue J. Foyt* at 15:17 (Zigga Zig Ah) by 10.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV outmuscled CURE/VD: Wicked Ringmaster at 37:37 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Watts (Attendance: 13,562) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord won over Hugh Grant in 6 at 6:50 (European Uppercut) by 98.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Mama June in 6 at 2:56 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia bested Khloe Kardashian in 6 at 4:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105.
COT: Crawdad Overlord decked Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:14 (European Uppercut) by 93.
SOS: Gary String decked SOS: Alabama Doink at 27:07 (Another Bad Pun?) by 2.
SOS: Gary String beat CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 28:23 (Another Bad Pun?) by 4.
SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* bested SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Blue J. Foyt* at 20:48 (The Pit Stop) by 6.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV destroyed CURE/CTI: Mr. Stretchknutzz Johnson at 28:08 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Crete (Attendance: 17,431) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd won over Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:53 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 105.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia overpowered Mama June in 6 at 2:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
COT: Crawdad Overlord beat Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 4:55 (European Uppercut) by 70.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:11 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100.
CURE/VD: HIV decked SOS: Alabama Doink at 28:52 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: Gary String pinned SOS: Prejudice at 22:44 (Another Bad Pun?) by 8.
SOS: Sloth* and COT: Petey LaFlame destroyed SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Blue J. Foyt* at 17:48 (The Pig Pen) by 14.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV decked CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 26:45 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Muskegon (Attendance: 13,661) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia defeated Hugh Grant in 6 at 4:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108.
SOS: Wrath overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 1:21 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107 (non-title).
SOS: Oma Gerd pinned Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 6:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 77.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia beat Martin Van Buren in 6 at 3:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103.
SOS: Alabama Doink defeated COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:28 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: Gary String outmuscled COT: Hoser Downe at 16:22 (Another Bad Pun?) by 8.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: "Pistol" Pez Dispenser* and COT: Devil Kyle won over SOS: Javy Jaggar and COT: Blue J. Foyt* at 10:26 (Cherry Pop Tart) by 14.
Main event: CURE/VD: HIV defeated CURE/CTI: M.J.'s #1 Fan of ? at 39:54 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 15,238) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord overpowered Lil' Baby in 6 at 5:06 (European Uppercut) by 92.
SOS: Alabama Doink destroyed Richard Hatch in 6 at 0:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112 (non-title).
CURE/VD: Chlamydia pinned Drita D'Avanzo in 6 at 5:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac overpowered CURE/VD: Protozoa at 8:09 (Boston Crab) by 30.
SOS: Oma Gerd overpowered SOS: Alabama Doink at 29:51 (Oma Gosh) by 3.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Gary String won over CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 21:25 (Another Bad Pun?) by 7.
SOS: Pimple* and COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk decked SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 18:49 (The Popper) by 8. |
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| Card 16: Held in Dover (Attendance: 5,145) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd defeated Lil' Baby in 6 at 6:53 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump overpowered Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.
COT: Crawdad Overlord destroyed Fred Merkle in 6 at 2:46 (European Uppercut) by 74.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac pinned SOS: Big Chungus in 14 at 8:53 (Piledriver) by 27.
Central Plains title: SOS: Alabama Doink beat SOS: Irma Gerd at 22:11 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 10.
CURE/VD: HIV annihilated COT: Petey LaFlame at 15:21 (DDT) by 9.
CURE/VD: Cactus Sac* and CURE/CTI: Gynecologists decked SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 21:03 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 17: Held in Rapid City (Attendance: 10,979) |
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CURE/VD: Chlamydia outmuscled Lil' Baby in 6 at 1:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: Lust defeated Richard Hatch in 6 at 4:57 (Fallaway Slam) by 107.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Fred Merkle in 12 at 0:43 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 157.
COT: Crawdad Overlord over Ross Perot in 1 at 0:36 (Count Out).
SOS: Alabama Doink decked CURE/VD: Chlamydia at 29:27 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 2.
CURE/VD: HIV outmuscled COT: Murder Chef Wolfgang Punk at 24:43 (DDT) by 9.
CURE/CTI: Bootylicious and CURE/VD: Norovirus* outmuscled SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 20:39 (Boston Crab) by 8. |
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| Card 18: Held in Rio de Janeiro (Attendance: 15,469) |
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SOS: Gary String won over COT: Mark Mywards at 20:30 (Another Bad Pun?) by 9.
COT: Crawdad Overlord bested Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:25 (European Uppercut) by 105.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Fred Merkle in 12 at 2:34 (Piledriver) by 152.
SOS: Oma Gerd over Ross Perot in 1 at 0:30 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Alabama Doink decked CURE/VD: The Speckled Monster at 29:23 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Lizzo).
Great Lakes title: SOS: LE Williams pinned COT: Crawdad Overlord at 28:25 (Ball And Chain) by 1.
CURE/CTI: Rectal and CURE/VD: Wicked Clown* overpowered SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 29:56 (Clowning Around) by 4. |
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| Card 19: Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 5,651) |
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COT: Crawdad Overlord overpowered Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:16 (European Uppercut) by 115.
SOS: Oma Gerd outmuscled Richard Hatch in 6 at 2:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112.
COT: Crawdad Overlord won over Chris Webber in 6 at 4:42 (European Uppercut) by 93.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia over Ross Perot in 1 at 7:14 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
SOS: Alabama Doink pinned SOS: Lifeguard Wade at 17:22 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 8.
COT: Crawdad Overlord outmuscled CURE/VD: Wicked Clown at 27:37 (A Hero is Me) by 3.
SOS: Garth String* and COT: Finnabee Pead outmuscled SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 28:34 (Another One) by 4. |
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| Card 20: Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 12,220) |
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SOS: Oma Gerd bested Vanilla Ice in 6 at 1:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 122.
CURE/VD: Chlamydia decked Richard Hatch in 6 at 3:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 115.
SOS: Oma Gerd beat Chris Webber in 6 at 3:08 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100.
SOS: Alabama Doink pinned CURE/VD: Gone Aria at 28:42 (Hey Hey It's Conrad) by 3.
SOS: Alabama Doink tied CURE/VD: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 4:52 (Double Count Out).
COT: Devil Kyle annihilated SOS: Irma Gerd at 20:06 (Off the Grid) by 6.
CURE/CTI: Humpty Hump and CURE/VD: Spanish Flu* annihilated SOS: Rash and COT: Bad Norman* at 17:44 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 12,608) |
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COT: Blue J. Foyt received an imaginary $1,000 when COT: Quail Earnhardt catapulted him out of the ring.
COT: Quail Earnhardt won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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