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CELEBRITIES ONLY LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #233 -- WINTER 2021 |
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Card 1: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 9,233) |
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EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered Tom Arnold at 2:42 (Superplex) by 185. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned Lizzo at 2:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 73. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed Drita D'Avanzo at 5:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 67. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Ross Perot at 0:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 138. VIRUS: Norovirus drew EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell (Time Limit). EDGE: Yohm Ahma tied VIRUS: Horse Pox at 4:21 (Double Count Out). EDGE: Ahmana Rolle and STF Ewing* annihilated VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 17:08 (104) by 12. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus destroyed VIRUS: HIV at 15:00 (Piledriver) by 8. |
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Card 2: Held in Accra (Attendance: 9,028) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Tom Arnold at 1:38 (Boston Crab) by 185. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Lizzo at 2:18 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 77. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Drita D'Avanzo at 4:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71. VIRUS: Tonsillitis beat VIRUS: Pink Eye at 27:22 (Piledriver) by 2. VIRUS: Norovirus annihilated EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 29:42 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni). EDGE: Yohm Ahma bested LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 at 18:19 (Mom's Favorite) by 11. VIRUS: Protozoa* and Pink Eye overpowered VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 28:47 (Piledriver) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus outmuscled EDGE: Hunter Downe at 37:37 (Piledriver) by 3. |
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Card 3: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 3,670) |
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Central Plains title: EDGE: Hoser Downe annihilated EDGE: Hunter Downe at 29:03 (Wash Out) by 1. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned Lady Gaga at 3:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 67. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden decked Andres Escobar at 4:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111. VIRUS: Norovirus decked VIRUS: Pink Eye at 27:21 (Piledriver) by 2 (non-title). VIRUS: Norovirus overpowered EDGE: Tom Bout at 27:39 (Piledriver) by 4 (non-title) (Guest Referee: IMT: Cardiac Arrest). EDGE: Yohm Ahma beat LPPF: Mike Eaves at 23:17 (Mom's Favorite) by 7. EDGE: Titanous and Tom A. Hawk* defeated VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 23:21 (Hawkman) by 10. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus beat EDGE: Runner Downe at 39:45 (Piledriver) by 3. |
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Card 4: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 6,954) |
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VIRUS: Norovirus defeated EDGE: Hunter Downe at 29:42 (Piledriver) by 3 (non-title). VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Lady Gaga at 7:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Andres Escobar at 4:29 (Cross-Armbar) by 113. West Coast title: VIRUS: Patrick overpowered VIRUS: Pink Eye at 27:45 (Piledriver) by 3. VIRUS: Norovirus bested VIRUS: Chlamydia at 28:37 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT: Charred Nightmare). EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher won over EDGE: Titanous at 27:43 (The Hunt) by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT/GOAT: The Annoying Aardvark). League Tag-team titles: EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington and Brodie "Buschmaster" Jones* beat VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 11:50 (Cobra Clutch) by 14. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus outmuscled EDGE: Tom Bout at 33:48 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: VIRUS: Shingles). |
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Card 5: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 8,086) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe beat LPPF: Striker Jedi at 15:44 (The Chase) by 16. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden beat Taylor Swift at 2:15 (Boden Bomb) by 172. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed Fred Merkle at 2:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 73. VIRUS: Pink Eye annihilated VIRUS: Sponge Bob at 18:26 (Piledriver) by 8. VIRUS: Norovirus decked EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher at 28:23 (Piledriver) by 2 (non-title). LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 destroyed EDGE: Tom A. Hawk at 28:40 (Piledriver) by 3. EDGE: Richard Gnose and Herbie Hind* defeated VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 22:59 (Fully Loaded) by 10. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus won over EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher at 30:46 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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Card 6: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 2,966) |
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EDGE: Runner Downe overpowered EDGE: Ahmana Rolle at 29:33 (Runnin' Wild) by 1. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster pinned Taylor Swift at 1:31 (Cobra Clutch) by 174. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster decked Fred Merkle at 3:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 77. VIRUS: Pink Eye beat EDGE: Herbie Hind at 28:34 (Piledriver) by 3. VIRUS: Norovirus overpowered LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:07 (Piledriver) by 5 (non-title). EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni decked EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden at 27:14 (Unnecessary Labor) by 3. LPPF: Masked Misfit #1, Masked Misfit #2, and Masked Misfit #3* over Tom Arnold, Josh Duggar*, and Millard Fillmore at 5:38 (Count Out). Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus pinned EDGE: Yohm Ahma at 42:44 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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Card 7: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 7,888) |
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EDGE: Runner Downe destroyed VIRUS: Protozoa at 17:53 (Runnin' Wild) by 6. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden defeated Mama June at 5:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 97. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden over Chris Webber at 4:34 (Count Out). VIRUS: Pink Eye won over LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 at 16:13 (Piledriver) by 10. VIRUS: Norovirus beat EDGE: Archie "Bushmaster" Jones at 28:30 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: Miss USA Tammy Fytch). EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni decked VIRUS: Squidward at 27:20 (Unnecessary Labor) by 1. TV Six-man titles: VIRUS: HIV, LPPF: Striker Jedi, and Mike Eaves* pinned Andy Herren*, Drita D'Avanzo, and Chris Webber at 6:13 (Rib Breaker) by 66. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus overpowered VIRUS: Strep Throat at 18:49 (Piledriver) by 10. |
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Card 8: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 1,651) |
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VIRUS: Norovirus overpowered EDGE: Runner Downe at 27:14 (Piledriver) by 3 (non-title). VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster defeated Mama June at 3:04 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Chris Webber at 4:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 85. EDGE: Rubber Downe bested VIRUS: Pink Eye at 27:07 (Krafty) by 1. VIRUS: Norovirus beat EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni at 28:42 (Piledriver) by 1 (non-title). EDGE: Tom Bout decked VIRUS: Spanish Flu at 29:12 (Ya Feel Me?) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus overpowered LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 51:50 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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Card 9: Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 9,079) |
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EDGE: Runner Downe pinned VIRUS: Swine Flu at 20:40 (Runnin' Wild) by 6. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden beat Richard Hatch at 3:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 105. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden over Leon Lett at 6:36 (Count Out). VIRUS: The Smog tied LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 (Time Limit). VIRUS: Norovirus pinned LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 27:10 (Piledriver) by 2 (non-title). EDGE: Tom Bout bested LPPF: Striker Jedi at 11:27 (Ya Feel Me?) by 15. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus pinned EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni at 28:35 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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Card 10: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 2,630) |
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EDGE: Runner Downe pinned LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 at 18:21 (Runnin' Wild) by 9. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Richard Hatch at 4:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster overpowered Leon Lett at 5:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80. VIRUS: Norovirus decked VIRUS: Gone Aria at 17:10 (Piledriver) by 6. VIRUS: Norovirus outmuscled VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 28:46 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT: The Misguided Mole). EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher drew VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk at 3:09 (No Contest). Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus outmuscled LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 at 28:22 (Piledriver) by 5. |
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Card 11: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 6,406) |
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EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden won over Hugh Grant at 1:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 96. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden outmuscled Andy Herren at 1:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 105. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered Gary Anderson at 6:36 (European Uppercut) by 97. VIRUS: Norovirus pinned VIRUS: Cactus Sac at 29:41 (Piledriver) by 5. VIRUS: Norovirus outmuscled VIRUS: Wicked Clown at 16:10 (Piledriver) by 6. LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 destroyed EDGE: Richard Gnose at 27:19 (Piledriver) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus outmuscled VIRUS: Pink Eye at 50:12 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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Card 12: Held in Newark (Attendance: 7,296) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Hugh Grant at 0:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster bested Andy Herren at 1:40 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster annihilated Gary Anderson at 5:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87. VIRUS: Norovirus decked VIRUS: Strep Throat at 15:54 (Piledriver) by 10 (non-title). VIRUS: Norovirus annihilated VIRUS: Candyman at 28:52 (Piledriver) by 3. LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 won over VIRUS: Influenza at 29:50 (Piledriver) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus destroyed EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 57:50 (Piledriver) by 2. |
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Card 13: Held in Miami (Attendance: 5,192) |
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EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned Lil' Baby at 2:13 (Chickenwing) by 148. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden destroyed Josh Duggar at 4:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 79. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden overpowered Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 125. Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell beat VIRUS: Strep Throat at 17:03 (Well En-Dowell'ed) by 10. EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher decked VIRUS: Zika Virus at 29:18 (The Hunt) by 3. LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 destroyed VIRUS: Yellow Fever at 28:32 (Piledriver) by 5. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus beat VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster at 48:07 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Ahmana Rolle). |
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Card 14: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 1,648) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster outmuscled Lil' Baby at 2:43 (Headlock) by 153. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster over Josh Duggar at 10:27 (Count Out). VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster destroyed Fallen Paparazzi #1 at 1:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 129. EDGE: STF Ewing won over VIRUS: Strep Throat at 19:30 (104) by 9. Rocky Mountains title: VIRUS: Shingles beat LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 at 29:47 (Piledriver) by 1. LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 defeated EDGE: Brodie "Buschmaster" Jones at 27:53 (Piledriver) by 2. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus destroyed VIRUS: Gone Aria at 30:25 (Piledriver) by 6. |
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Card 15: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 8,908) |
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EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned Vanilla Ice at 1:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 122. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden pinned Khloe Kardashian at 5:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 91. VIRUS: Norovirus won over EDGE: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 28:22 (Piledriver) by 2. LPPF: Mike Eaves destroyed VIRUS: Strep Throat at 27:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. EDGE: Yohm Ahma bested EDGE: Chad Bro Chillington at 29:51 (Mom's Favorite) by 4 (Guest Referee: TAMMY: "Manager of the Decade" Tammy Fytch). Southwest title: EDGE: Archie "Bushmaster" Jones bested LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 at 29:46 (Arch Deluxe) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: Norovirus won over VIRUS: Chlamydia at 34:57 (Piledriver) by 4 (Guest Referee: Lindsey Jacobellis). |
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Card 16: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 4,230) |
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VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster won over Vanilla Ice at 1:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 126. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster beat Khloe Kardashian at 4:35 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden defeated Ross Perot at 1:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 134. VIRUS: Norovirus won over EDGE: Yohm Ahma at 28:43 (Piledriver) by 1 (non-title). EDGE: Yohm Ahma defeated VIRUS: Cow Pox at 21:17 (Mom's Favorite) by 7. EDGE: Hoser Downe and Rubber Downe* won over VIRUS: Patrick* and Sponge Bob at 16:47 (Downe & Out) by 12. Main event: EDGE: "Super Sexy" Shane Dowell drew VIRUS: Norovirus at 35:23 (Double Count Out). |
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Battle Royal: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 4,046) |
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LPPF: Mike Eaves grabbed $1,000 after LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 tossed him out. LPPF: Striker Jedi gained $1,100 when LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 threw him out. LPPF: Masked Misfit #3 earned $1,200 when he got hurled between the ropes by LPPF: Masked Misfit #2. EDGE: "Super Stud" Jon Boden made a cool $1,300 after LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 threw him out of the ring. LPPF: Masked Misfit #1 nabbed $1,400 after LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 catapulted him out. LPPF: Masked Misfit #2 won the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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