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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #80 -- JANUARY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Florence (Attendance: 2,125) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior annihilated Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 2:32 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:27 (Mounted Punches) by 127.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 0:47 (Mounted Punches) by 108.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled Bugface Katie in 6 at 5:23 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 16:12 (The Missing Minute) by 14 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador annihilated DOD/COT: El Jefe at 20:54 (Backbreaker) by 8.
Pacific Northwest title: DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 28:43 (Bloody Tusk) by 2.
Main event: COT: Bird of War Charlie drew COT: Nik Dimizio at 13:56 (No Contest). |
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| Card 2: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 3,191) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 107 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:16 (Rib Breaker) by 126.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior beat Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 4:12 (Mounted Punches) by 87.
COT: Bird of War Charlie decked CURE/VD: Princess Anna at 16:54 (Rat Bashing) by 9.
Central Plains title: COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen outmuscled DOD/COT: El Luchador at 16:11 (The Missing Minute) by 6.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned DOD/COT: El Jefe at 17:25 (Bloody Tusk) by 12 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen bested COT: Che Churro at 27:31 (Know List) by 4.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio destroyed DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:03 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 4,665) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio defeated Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 2:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 128 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 131 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 3:07 (Mounted Punches) by 123.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley defeated Æ: Masked Doughboy at 28:53 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated COT: Bird of War Charlie at 28:29 (The Missing Minute) by 2.
West Coast title: COT: Che Churro outmuscled DOD/COT: El Jefe at 14:40 (Burning Hammer) by 12.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm outmuscled SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 27:48 (Kyra bout it) by 2.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 52:14 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 8,352) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio pinned CJ McDonald in 6 at 4:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 120 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:56 (Mounted Punches) by 131.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior over Tori Hatfield in 1 at 8:23 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley overpowered DOD/COT: El Jefe at 24:11 (Backbreaker) by 9.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated Æ: Ric Legend at 19:07 (The Missing Minute) by 6.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested DOD/COT: El Jefe at 17:37 (The Dream Catcher) by 9.
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* bested Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 2:11 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo pinned COT: Nik Dimizio at 36:40 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2. |
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| Card 5: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 2,335) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio over Paul Redgrave in 2 at 4:11 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/WAI: The Talisman annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:18 (Rib Breaker) by 135.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:39 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:25 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm overpowered Æ: Bad News Blake at 27:47 (Kyra bout it) by 1.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm pinned DOD/COT: El Jefe at 19:08 (Kyra bout it) by 10 (Guest Referee: Paul Redgrave).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo and Che Churro* decked Lucky Cottonmouth and Cottonmouth John* in 6 at 4:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo overpowered COT: Che Churro at 35:34 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2. |
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| Card 6: Held in Stow (Attendance: 3,228) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio bested The Unwinnable in 6 at 0:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 112 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:54 (European Uppercut) by 129.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed 411 in 6 at 5:52 (Mounted Punches) by 85.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley drew DOD/COT: El Destructor at 3:11 (Double Count Out).
Æ: Superstar Billy Green bested DOD/COT: El Jefe at 18:09 (Superstar Bearhug) by 12.
COT: Bird of War Mac overpowered DOD/COT: El Luchador at 28:49 (Going for Gasps) by 3.
Æ: Masked Doughboy* and Billy Ray annihilated SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 19:43 (Sly's Interference) by 6.
Main event: COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen drew COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 13:44 (No Contest). |
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| Card 7: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 1,459) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 7:10 (Mounted Punches) by 74.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 decked CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 129.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior over 911 in 2 at 6:59 (Count Out).
COT: Bird of War Charlie outmuscled CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 28:02 (Rat Bashing) by 3 (non-title).
Southwest title: Æ: Highway Patrol #2 overpowered COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:27 (APB) by 2.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior annihilated DOD/COT: El Luchador at 27:00 (Bloody Tusk) by 4.
League Tag-team titles: Æ: Bad News Blake* and Ric Legend beat SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 20:55 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 8.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo overpowered COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 49:47 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 4,677) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 5:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 78 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:35 (Mounted Punches) by 129.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 5:46 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 28:27 (Bloody Tusk) by 3 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: The Talisman annihilated Æ: Billy Ray at 28:10 (The Dream Catcher) by 2.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman annihilated DOD/COT: El Luchador at 28:22 (The Dream Catcher) by 1.
Æ: Superstar Billy Green* and Highway Patrol #2 bested SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 27:38 (Superstar Bearhug) by 4.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo overpowered SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 47:50 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 5,495) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior won over Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:40 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 2:26 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 1:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 99 (non-title).
Southeast title: COT: Bird of War Dennis defeated CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 29:17 (The Implications) by 3.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo overpowered DOD/COT: El Jefe at 22:21 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 9.
COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:59 (Rat Bashing) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* tied SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 4:14 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo decked CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 47:56 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Helena (Attendance: 3,531) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio overpowered Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 2:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 99 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 1:21 (Mounted Punches) by 105.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 2:45 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection drew COT: Bird of War Charlie at 8:51 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Bird of War Charlie pinned COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 27:52 (Rat Bashing) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Che Churro won over DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:34 (Burning Hammer) by 3.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus drew DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* at 7:29 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo beat COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 27:23 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 5. |
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| Card 11: Held in Malta (Attendance: 8,854) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:37 (Mounted Punches) by 106.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Pat Jerome in 6 at 4:52 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
COT: Nik Dimizio won over Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 6:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 99 (non-title).
TV title: CURE/VD: Mrs. Krabs outmuscled COT: Bird of War Charlie at 29:53 (Backbreaker) by 4.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 28:58 (Bloody Tusk) by 3 (non-title).
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm won over DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:21 (Kyra bout it) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* annihilated Maxwell Jacobs, CJ Bluebird, and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 6:43 (Fallaway Slam) by 88.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo beat DOD/COT: El Jefe at 14:13 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 14. |
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| Card 12: Held in Burton (Attendance: 6,775) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated Connor Mayweather in 6 at 1:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 110 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Chicken McGee in 6 at 6:14 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:28 (Mounted Punches) by 124.
COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed CURE/VD: Ecstasy at 28:23 (Rat Bashing) by 5.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen bested COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 23:32 (Know List) by 7 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Charlie tied DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 4:37 (No Contest).
Zoey Pecadora, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo, and Kendra Pecadora* annihilated CJ Bluebird, Red Eyed Donkey*, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:34 (Rib Breaker) by 103.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo bested DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 31:03 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 7,540) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio won over Floyd McGregor in 6 at 1:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 115 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior won over The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:56 (Mounted Punches) by 96.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 2:05 (Mounted Punches) by 105.
CURE/VD: Black Lung overpowered COT: Bird of War Charlie at 27:54 (Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness decked DOD/COT: El Jefe at 15:27 (I Don't Mean to Pry) by 10 (Guest Referee: CURE: Shawn Vicious).
COT: Bird of War Charlie drew COT: Che Churro (Time Limit).
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 overpowered DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* at 21:30 (The Alpha Lock) by 10 (Guest Referee: Paul Redgrave).
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo outmuscled CURE/VD: Princess Anna at 34:46 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 11. |
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| Card 14: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 2,283) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Eugene Madison in 6 at 4:40 (Mounted Punches) by 100.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior beat Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:20 (Mounted Punches) by 110.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned Toots McGee in 6 at 5:11 (Mounted Punches) by 91.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo overpowered COT: Bird of War Charlie at 27:01 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness overpowered DOD/COT: El Luchador at 27:44 (I Don't Mean to Pry) by 2.
COT: Bird of War Charlie pinned COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:58 (Rat Bashing) by 2 (non-title).
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 annihilated DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* at 17:49 (The Alpha Lock) by 10 (Guest Referee: Lucky Cottonmouth).
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo over SOS/WAI: Anarchy in 9 at 7:21 (Count Out). |
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| Card 15: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 7,456) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Cindy Malone in 6 at 3:10 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Cottonmouth John in 6 at 4:27 (Mounted Punches) by 112.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior over Quackers The Thunderdog in 2 at 1:54 (Count Out).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo destroyed DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 29:28 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness beat DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:31 (I Don't Mean to Pry) by 1.
Rocky Mountains title: COT: Bird of War Mac won over SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 29:41 (Going for Gasps) by 2.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo defeated CURE/VD: Ecstasy at 20:02 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 7. |
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| Card 16: Held in Avila (Attendance: 4,397) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 6:37 (Mounted Punches) by 54.
COT: Nik Dimizio destroyed Cottonmouth John in 6 at 3:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 116 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 2:58 (Mounted Punches) by 82.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo beat COT: Bird of War Dennis at 27:03 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2.
East Coast title: COT: Bird of War Charlie annihilated COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 27:05 (Rat Bashing) by 2.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior drew COT: Che Churro at 10:13 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 6,043) |
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COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo received $1,000 after he got flipped outside the ring by COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm.
DOD/COT: El Luchador won $1,100 in imaginary money after COT: Nik Dimizio threw him into his manager at ringside.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy won $1,200 after he was flung out by COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm.
DOD/COT: El Destructor nabbed $1,300 when he was thrown over the turnbuckle by CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley and DOD/COT: El Jefe.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won $1,400 when she got thrown outside the ring by COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen.
DOD/COT: El Jefe picked up $1,500 after DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior threw him into some fans at ringside.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior gained $1,600 after COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen threw him out.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen and COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm earned $1,700 and $1,800, respectively, after COT: Nik Dimizio catapulted them both out.
COT: Nik Dimizio was the winner of the CAW battle royal and the $30,000 prize, which was accompanied by a bonus of 10 free CAW matches. |
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