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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #94 -- FALL 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 20,354) |
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Jumbo Machine overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 6:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85. C4/Destroyer: Falcon pinned Eugene Madison in 6 at 6:48 (Side Slam) by 98. SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested Pat Jerome in 6 at 2:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99. C4/Destroyer: Condor annihilated Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 5:09 (Side Slam) by 94. Jumbo Machine decked Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 4:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 101. SOS/WAI: Anarchy overpowered VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 27:28 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 5. C4/Destroyer: Falcon outmuscled SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 29:35 (Fal-KO) by 2. SOS/WAI: The Talisman and Lazarus* beat COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* at 14:57 (The Resurrection) by 13. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid pinned SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 36:53 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Dover (Attendance: 24,435) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 2:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 89. C4/Destroyer: Condor defeated Eugene Madison in 6 at 1:31 (Side Slam) by 98. Jumbo Machine over Chicken McGee in 1 at 6:38 (Disqualification: pushed ref). SOS/WAI: The Talisman annihilated Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 5:39 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 4:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 105. SOS/WAI: Anarchy beat VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 28:05 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 1. C4/Destroyer: Falcon outmuscled HERO: Dungaree Crabbe at 18:51 (Fal-KO) by 10. C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk won over T-GOB: Name Redacted and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* at 27:38 (Fal-KO) by 1. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid beat Æ: Masked Doughboy at 57:33 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 21,120) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard annihilated Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:40 (Headlock) by 90. SOS/WAI: Anarchy decked Eugene Madison in 6 at 4:55 (Mounted Punches) by 99 (non-title). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Chicken McGee in 1 at 10:01 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). Jumbo Machine bested Tori Hatfield in 6 at 6:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard over Johnny Jayhawk in 1 at 5:52 (Disqualification: pushed ref). SOS/WAI: Anarchy decked VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 22:41 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 8. Æ: Bad News Blake tied Æ: Fist of Fury at 8:45 (No Contest). T-GOB: Name Redacted and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* defeated COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* at 15:21 (Opponent Pins Themselves) by 6. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid annihilated T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 16:01 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 7. |
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| Card 4: Held in Gander (Attendance: 25,800) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:12 (Side Slam) by 90. SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested Eugene Madison in 6 at 1:00 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100. SOS/WAI: The Talisman defeated Chicken McGee in 6 at 1:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked Tori Hatfield in 6 at 5:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 97. C4/Destroyer: Falcon outmuscled Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 2:18 (Side Slam) by 106. VIRUS/VD: Black Lung tied SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 6:43 (No Contest). Æ: Bad News Blake won over COT: Kyra Thictolm at 27:13 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 2. C4/Destroyer: Condor* and Eagle annihilated T-GOB: Name Redacted and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* at 29:49 (Crossface Claw) by 1. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid defeated COT: Nik Dimizio at 31:30 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 4. |
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| Card 5: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 20,140) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor beat Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 4:45 (Side Slam) by 90. Jumbo Machine over Cindy Malone in 1 at 24:29 (Count Out). Jumbo Machine bested The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 2:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103. SOS/WAI: The Talisman defeated Tori Hatfield in 6 at 4:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100. C4/Destroyer: Condor bested Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 3:12 (Side Slam) by 106. T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed Jumbo Machine at 29:15 (The Missing Minute) by 3. Æ: Bad News Blake decked Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 27:31 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 4. League Tag-team titles: SOS/WAI: The Talisman and Lazarus* destroyed T-GOB: Name Redacted and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* at 17:42 (The Resurrection) by 7. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid defeated Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage at 27:20 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 25,943) |
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SOS/WAI: Anarchy bested Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:50 (Mounted Punches) by 91 (non-title). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Cindy Malone in 1 at 4:20 (Count Out). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 107. Jumbo Machine over Susan McCoy in 2 at 2:54 (Count Out). SOS/WAI: The Talisman over Johnny Jayhawk in 1 at 4:42 (Disqualification: used powder). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage outmuscled Jumbo Machine at 17:15 (The Royal Rampage) by 7. SOS/WAI: Anarchy decked Æ: Bad News Blake at 27:52 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 1 (non-title). C4/Destroyer: Buzzard, Falcon, and Hawk* defeated Maxwell Jacobs*, CJ Bluebird, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:32 (Chickenwing) by 75. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid won over C4/Destroyer: Condor at 31:39 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 22,153) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard outmuscled Cindy Malone in 6 at 6:26 (Headlock) by 90. SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 2:00 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Susan McCoy in 2 at 5:17 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). Jumbo Machine outmuscled Toots McGee in 6 at 2:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard outmuscled Jumbo Machine at 28:27 (Follow the Buzzard) by 2. Æ: Bad News Blake bested T-GOB: Palm Beach Pete at 29:45 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 1. TV Six-man titles: C4/Destroyer: Vulture*, Condor, and Eagle won over T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen, Name Redacted, and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* at 27:24 (Easy Pickings) by 3. Main event: C4/Destroyer: Falcon tied Æ: Mad Deltoid (Time Limit). |
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| Card 8: Held in Midtown (Attendance: 19,130) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:04 (Mounted Punches) by 92. C4/Destroyer: Falcon pinned Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:03 (Side Slam) by 90. Jumbo Machine destroyed Billy White Horse in 6 at 4:21 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95. SOS/WAI: The Talisman decked Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:07 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 86. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Toots McGee in 6 at 1:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 85. C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed Jumbo Machine at 16:31 (Fal-KO) by 10. Æ: Billy Ray defeated COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 16:58 (Sly's Interference) by 6. SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6* defeated T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen, Name Redacted, and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* at 28:14 (The Alpha Lock) by 3. Main event: Æ: Mad Deltoid bested Æ: Bad News Blake at 35:05 (The Immortal Leg Drop) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in London (Attendance: 16,479) |
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Jumbo Machine pinned Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 2:46 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112. C4/Destroyer: Condor bested Cindy Malone in 6 at 4:57 (Side Slam) by 90. Jumbo Machine beat Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by 111. Jumbo Machine beat 411 in 6 at 1:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard defeated Toots McGee in 6 at 4:39 (Headlock) by 86. Æ: Bad News Blake won over Jumbo Machine at 19:02 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 7. Æ: Billy Ray defeated Æ: Lone Wolf Brimstone Savage at 29:00 (Sly's Interference) by 4. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard*, Falcon, and Hawk bested T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen, Name Redacted, and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* at 29:33 (Follow the Buzzard) by 1. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo won over Æ: Mad Deltoid at 29:24 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 5. |
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| Card 10: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 27,607) |
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Jumbo Machine annihilated CJ McDonald in 6 at 4:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 118. SOS/WAI: The Talisman outmuscled Cindy Malone in 6 at 3:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 92. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage beat Whiplash Kid in 6 at 4:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 115. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage outmuscled 411 in 6 at 3:47 (Cross-Armbar) by 92. C4/Destroyer: Falcon annihilated Toots McGee in 6 at 2:54 (Side Slam) by 86. Æ: Billy Ray defeated Jumbo Machine at 20:50 (Sly's Interference) by 10. Æ: Billy Ray tied COT: Billy Blunt at 3:45 (No Contest). C4/Destroyer: Vulture*, Condor, and Eagle beat C4/Destroyer: Buzzard*, Falcon, and Hawk at 28:48 (Easy Pickings) by 2. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated Æ: Billy Ray at 43:18 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 5. |
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| Card 11: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 19,372) |
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Jumbo Machine beat Paul Redgrave in 6 at 5:07 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81. Jumbo Machine over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 2 at 4:04 (Count Out). C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Whiplash Kid in 6 at 4:13 (Headlock) by 116. SOS/WAI: The Talisman overpowered 411 in 6 at 2:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95. C4/Destroyer: Condor won over Toots McGee in 6 at 6:10 (Side Slam) by 86. COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo bested Jumbo Machine at 8:39 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 15. Æ: Billy Ray bested Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 19:03 (Sly's Interference) by 7. League Six-man titles: SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6* overpowered C4/Destroyer: Buzzard*, Falcon, and Hawk at 29:45 (The Alpha Lock) by 2. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo defeated C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 29:55 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 13. |
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| Card 12: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 27,652) |
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Jumbo Machine pinned The Unwinnable in 6 at 3:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 88. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 2 at 6:17 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). C4/Destroyer: Falcon outmuscled Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:21 (Side Slam) by 116. Jumbo Machine beat 911 in 6 at 4:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 62. SOS/WAI: The Talisman defeated Toots McGee in 6 at 1:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88. C4/Destroyer: Condor won over Jumbo Machine at 23:14 (Crossface Claw) by 7. Æ: Billy Ray bested T-GOB: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:23 (Sly's Interference) by 3. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo won over VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 14:13 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 11 (Guest Referee: REAPERS: Bruiser Bodhi Rail). |
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| Card 13: Held in Berlin (Attendance: 16,797) |
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Jumbo Machine beat Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 4:03 (Back Elbow Smash) by 73. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard decked The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 4:44 (Headlock) by 69. C4/Destroyer: Condor destroyed Whiplash Kid in 6 at 4:42 (Side Slam) by 116. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated 911 in 6 at 7:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 66. Jumbo Machine defeated Gregory McPeck in 6 at 1:38 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87. SOS/WAI: Anarchy annihilated Jumbo Machine at 17:16 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 8. TV title: Æ: Billy Ray bested SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 28:36 (Sly's Interference) by 2. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo pinned Æ: Sadistikal at 21:43 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 9. |
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| Card 14: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 25,137) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 2:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 77. C4/Destroyer: Falcon beat The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 3:04 (Side Slam) by 69. SOS/WAI: The Talisman overpowered Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:00 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard decked 911 in 6 at 4:25 (Headlock) by 67. Jumbo Machine overpowered Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 3:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75. COT: Nik Dimizio defeated Jumbo Machine at 24:13 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 6. C4/Destroyer: Condor beat COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 28:56 (Crossface Claw) by 3. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo won over VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 39:02 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 10. |
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| Card 15: Held in Calais (Attendance: 18,018) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 2:18 (Headlock) by 78. C4/Destroyer: Condor overpowered The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 7:08 (Side Slam) by 69. Jumbo Machine bested Cottonmouth John in 6 at 2:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 105. C4/Destroyer: Falcon decked 911 in 6 at 6:04 (Side Slam) by 67. Jumbo Machine beat The Species in 6 at 6:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75. East Coast title: SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 29:47 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 5. COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo pinned C4/Destroyer: Vulture at 21:19 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 7. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 32:26 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 12. |
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| Card 16: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 21,322) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 2:34 (Side Slam) by 78. SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 6:00 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over Cottonmouth John in 6 at 2:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 109. C4/Destroyer: Condor defeated 911 in 6 at 7:54 (Side Slam) by 67. Jumbo Machine outmuscled Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 1:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90. Æ: Ric Legend defeated T-GOB: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:44 (Legend Maker) by 4. COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo overpowered Æ: Lone Wolf Brimstone Savage at 21:10 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 9. Main event: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo beat Jumbo Machine at 18:55 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 15. |
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| Card 17: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 22,126) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 4:35 (Side Slam) by 78. Jumbo Machine pinned CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard destroyed Cottonmouth John in 6 at 4:46 (Headlock) by 110. SOS/WAI: Anarchy over 911 in 2 at 2:49 (Count Out) (non-title). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage beat Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 6:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 94. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage decked COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver at 29:54 (The Royal Rampage) by 1. COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo outmuscled Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 14:54 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 12. |
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| Card 18: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 17,370) |
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SOS/WAI: Anarchy beat Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 2:21 (Mounted Punches) by 79 (non-title). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 116. C4/Destroyer: Falcon decked Cottonmouth John in 6 at 0:50 (Side Slam) by 110. SOS/WAI: The Talisman destroyed 911 in 6 at 5:31 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 69. SOS/WAI: The Talisman decked Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 4:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97. C4/Destroyer: Falcon decked COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver at 27:56 (Fal-KO) by 4. COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo outmuscled SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 17:25 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 7 (non-title). |
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| Card 19: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 18,368) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 5:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:51 (Headlock) by 117. C4/Destroyer: Condor decked Cottonmouth John in 6 at 3:16 (Side Slam) by 110. Jumbo Machine outmuscled Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 1:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83. Jumbo Machine annihilated Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 5:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 59. Æ: Bad News Blake bested COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver at 27:30 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 1. C4/Destroyer: Condor tied Æ: Fist of Fury at 7:52 (No Contest). |
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| Card 20: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 28,671) |
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Jumbo Machine bested Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 5:43 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89. C4/Destroyer: Falcon outmuscled CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:43 (Side Slam) by 117. SOS/WAI: The Talisman overpowered Cottonmouth John in 6 at 2:36 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 5:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 87. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage annihilated Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 4:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 63. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage bested C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 29:38 (The Royal Rampage) by 5 (non-title). C4/Destroyer: Condor overpowered Æ: Sadistikal at 29:32 (Crossface Claw) by 1. |
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| Card 21: Held in Munich (Attendance: 24,628) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 4:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 93. C4/Destroyer: Condor annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:45 (Side Slam) by 117. Jumbo Machine pinned Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92. SOS/WAI: The Talisman decked Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 2:34 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90. SOS/WAI: The Talisman decked Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 3:18 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 66. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over C4/Destroyer: Hawk at 27:59 (The Royal Rampage) by 2. SOS/WAI: Anarchy outmuscled C4/Destroyer: Condor at 29:54 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 1 (non-title). |
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| Card 22: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 20,702) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard defeated Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 2:40 (Headlock) by 94. SOS/WAI: Anarchy annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 4:09 (Mounted Punches) by 118 (non-title). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage beat Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 5:10 (Cross-Armbar) by 96. Jumbo Machine beat Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 6:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 76. Jumbo Machine bested Bugface Katie in 6 at 5:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81. Æ: Billy Ray won over Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage at 27:23 (Sly's Interference) by 3 (non-title). Northeast title: HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches bested C4/Destroyer: Condor at 29:54 (The Final Fitting) by 1. |
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| Card 23: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 19,377) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman overpowered Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 4:27 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96. SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 119. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:17 (Headlock) by 97. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 2:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 80. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Bugface Katie in 2 at 2:32 (Count Out). COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo outmuscled Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage at 20:45 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 8 (non-title). SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown at 27:10 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 5. |
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| Card 24: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 28,228) |
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Jumbo Machine won over Connor Mayweather in 6 at 3:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 104. SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 outmuscled CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:10 (Mounted Punches) by 119. C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 1:53 (Side Slam) by 97. SOS/WAI: The Talisman over Blue Dog Dutch in 2 at 11:24 (Count Out). SOS/WAI: The Talisman over Bugface Katie in 2 at 5:26 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). COT: Billy Blunt decked Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage at 28:17 (Blunt Force Trauma) by 3 (non-title). SOS/WAI: Anarchy destroyed Æ: Sadistikal at 27:21 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 2. |
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| Card 25: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 24,361) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage won over Connor Mayweather in 6 at 0:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 108. SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 pinned CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:47 (European Uppercut) by 119. C4/Destroyer: Condor outmuscled Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 6:37 (Side Slam) by 97. Jumbo Machine destroyed The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 5:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92. Jumbo Machine overpowered The Great White in 6 at 2:29 (Back Elbow Smash) by 82. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage tied T-GOB: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 5:35 (Double Disqualification). Æ: Sadistikal tied COT: Nik Dimizio (Time Limit). |
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| Card 26: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 21,590) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard won over Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:35 (Headlock) by 109. Jumbo Machine decked Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 4:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100. SOS/WAI: Anarchy defeated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 3:39 (Mounted Punches) by 98 (non-title). Jumbo Machine overpowered Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:48 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89. Jumbo Machine beat Deadeye Pumpkinhead in 6 at 4:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 97. SOS/WAI: Anarchy defeated Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage at 27:53 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 1 (non-title). Great Lakes title: C4/Destroyer: Eagle outmuscled COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:40 (Aeschylus Head Shot) by 2. |
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| Card 27: Held in Reno (Attendance: 28,022) |
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C4/Destroyer: Falcon pinned Connor Mayweather in 6 at 1:55 (Side Slam) by 109. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 3:20 (Cross-Armbar) by 104. SOS/WAI: The Talisman beat Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 4:49 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage bested Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 6:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 93. SOS/WAI: Anarchy decked VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 29:18 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 3. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 27:40 (The Royal Rampage) by 1. SOS/WAI: Anarchy tied HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches (Time Limit). |
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| Card 28: Held in Boise (Attendance: 27,706) |
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C4/Destroyer: Condor destroyed Connor Mayweather in 6 at 4:23 (Side Slam) by 109. SOS/WAI: The Talisman defeated Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 2:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107. Jumbo Machine over Mack The Big Red Apple in 1 at 2:06 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). C4/Destroyer: Buzzard decked Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:28 (Headlock) by 94. SOS/WAI: Anarchy decked VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 28:24 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage tied Æ: Ric Legend at 4:05 (Double Count Out). SOS/WAI: Anarchy bested COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:12 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 2 (non-title). |
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| Card 29: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 29,876) |
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Æ: Mad Deltoid destroyed Connor Mayweather in 6 at 3:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 108 (non-title). Jumbo Machine beat Ellie Mayfeather in 6 at 4:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Mack The Big Red Apple in 1 at 2:40 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 6:29 (Side Slam) by 94. Æ: Masked Doughboy destroyed Jumbo Machine at 17:31 (Sly's Interference) by 7. West Coast title: Æ: Lone Wolf Brimstone Savage destroyed C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 29:36 (Hellfire's Last Howl) by 4. COT: Nik Dimizio bested SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 28:19 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 1. |
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| Card 30: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 24,417) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman won over Connor Mayweather in 6 at 0:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 111. Jumbo Machine decked The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 6:47 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95. SOS/WAI: The Talisman annihilated Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 3:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97. C4/Destroyer: Condor outmuscled Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:36 (Side Slam) by 94. Æ: Masked Doughboy annihilated COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 27:26 (Sly's Interference) by 3. COT: Kyra Thictolm decked C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 28:01 (Kyra bout it) by 3. Æ: Ric Legend outmuscled COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:09 (Legend Maker) by 1. |
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| Card 31: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 18,816) |
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Jumbo Machine bested Floyd McGregor in 6 at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage pinned The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 4:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 99. Jumbo Machine over Supreme Losing Machine in 1 at 3:44 (Count Out). SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:24 (Mounted Punches) by 95 (non-title). T-GOB: Name Redacted outmuscled Æ: Masked Doughboy at 29:36 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 1. SOS/WAI: Anarchy pinned C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 17:14 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 6 (non-title). COT: Billy Blunt and Kyra Thictolm* bested Lucky Cottonmouth and Bad Breath Betty* in 6 at 3:17 (Rib Breaker) by 91. |
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| Card 32: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 26,784) |
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Jumbo Machine over Eugene Madison in 1 at 1:52 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent). SOS/WAI: The Talisman over The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 1 at 6:51 (Disqualification: hit ref). Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Supreme Losing Machine in 1 at 1:37 (Count Out). SOS/WAI: The Talisman destroyed Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96. Central Plains title: COT: Billy Blunt annihilated Æ: Masked Doughboy at 27:19 (Blunt Force Trauma) by 3. HERO: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches annihilated C4/Destroyer: Buzzard at 18:18 (The Final Fitting) by 6 (non-title). C4/Destroyer: Falcon* and Hawk defeated COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* at 22:31 (Fal-KO) by 7. |
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| Card 33: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 21,888) |
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Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage over Eugene Madison in 1 at 5:10 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). Jumbo Machine decked Pat Jerome in 6 at 2:03 (Back Elbow Smash) by 92. C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 2:51 (Headlock) by 94. SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 annihilated Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:01 (Mounted Punches) by 96. SOS/WAI: Anarchy annihilated Æ: Masked Doughboy at 28:04 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 1. C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed Æ: Fist of Fury at 29:08 (Fal-KO) by 3. TV Tag-team titles: COT: Billy Blunt and Kyra Thictolm* decked COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* at 17:00 (Bat to the Timbits) by 10. |
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| Card 34: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 16,641) |
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C4/Destroyer: Buzzard overpowered Eugene Madison in 6 at 4:12 (Headlock) by 98. Æ: Furious the King Flash Savage defeated Pat Jerome in 6 at 3:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 96. C4/Destroyer: Falcon destroyed Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 6:35 (Side Slam) by 94. Jumbo Machine beat JJ Babyface in 6 at 2:03 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95. Æ: Masked Doughboy beat COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:06 (Sly's Interference) by 1. C4/Destroyer: Falcon pinned Æ: Sadistikal at 28:45 (Fal-KO) by 4. C4/Destroyer: Condor* and Eagle outmuscled COT: "Smokin" Jay Driver and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* at 21:00 (Crossface Claw) by 7. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 29,467) |
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VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley nabbed a cool $1,000 when she was flipped onto the announcer's table by T-GOB: Name Redacted. Æ: Mr. Autopsy the Flesh Eating Clown grabbed $1,100 after Jumbo Machine tossed him out. Jumbo Machine got $1,200 after being thrown out by C4/Destroyer: Condor. Æ: Fist of Fury received $1,300 when she got thrown onto the steps by SOS/WAI: Anarchy. T-GOB: Name Redacted got $1,400 after he got thrown out by COT: Billy Blunt. COT: Nik Dimizio picked up $1,500 after C4/Destroyer: Condor flung him outside the ring. C4/Destroyer: Condor picked up a cool $1,600 after being thrown out by COT: Billy Blunt. SOS/WAI: Anarchy snatched $1,700 after COT: Billy Blunt catapulted him onto the apron. COT: Billy Blunt made $1,800 when he was thrown out by C4/Destroyer: Falcon. C4/Destroyer: Falcon won the battle royal and its $30,000 prize, and 10 free CAW matches. |
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