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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #87 -- SUMMER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 6,850) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:27 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen decked CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 119 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 0:30 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
COT: Monster Machine bested JJ Babyface in 6 at 2:33 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley bested DOD/COT: El Jefe at 27:43 (DDT) by 3.
Rocky Mountains title: COT: Name Redacted annihilated Æ: Bad News Blake at 15:36 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 8.
BURN: Awesome Turk beat COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 28:47 (Piledriver) by 3.
Main event: Æ: Billy Ray annihilated COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 45:23 (Sly's Interference) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 5,287) |
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COT: Monster Machine over Maxwell Jacobs in 1 at 4:54 (Count Out).
SOS/WAI: The Talisman won over CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:05 (Headlock) by 118.
COT: Monster Machine beat Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 1:16 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 4:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 27:01 (DDT) by 4.
DOD/COT: El Destructor annihilated Æ: Bad News Blake at 29:30 (Superplex) by 4.
BURN: Awesome Turk destroyed COT: Nik Dimizio at 17:10 (Piledriver) by 6.
Main event: COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen tied Æ: Billy Ray at 11:44 (Double Count Out). |
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| Card 3: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 8,572) |
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COT: Monster Machine bested Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 2:34 (Ankle Lock) by 120.
SOS/WAI: Lazarus over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 5:49 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 1:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
COT: Monster Machine bested Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:18 (Ankle Lock) by 104.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley pinned COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:48 (DDT) by 5.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen pinned Æ: Bad News Blake at 29:46 (Know List) by 3.
COT: Monster Machine annihilated COW: Jaxon Parker at 5:42 (Fossilized Thumb to the Eye) by 33.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo pinned Æ: Billy Ray at 30:06 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 15,539) |
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COT: Monster Machine bested CJ McDonald in 6 at 0:40 (Ankle Lock) by 127.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 overpowered CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112.
COT: Monster Machine decked Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 2:29 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Toots McGee in 6 at 3:08 (Cross-Armbar) by 80.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley defeated COT: Palm Beach Pete at 23:39 (DDT) by 9.
COT: Nik Dimizio defeated Æ: Bad News Blake at 29:58 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 1.
BURN: El Gran Samoano defeated COT: Nik Dimizio at 22:24 (Piledriver) by 7 (Guest Referee: Cottonmouth John).
Main event: BURN: El Gran Samoano defeated COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 57:36 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 9,733) |
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COT: Monster Machine destroyed Paul Redgrave in 6 at 2:08 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:59 (Side Slam) by 112.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Supreme Losing Machine in 1 at 2:55 (Count Out).
COT: Monster Machine outmuscled Toots McGee in 6 at 5:36 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
DOD/COT: El Destructor beat Æ: Masked Doughboy at 13:32 (Superplex) by 11.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu tied DOD/COT: El Destructor at 4:56 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Monster Machine beat Jabroni Jones in 6 at 0:48 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
Main event: BURN: El Gran Samoano annihilated BURN: Awesome Turk at 52:29 (Piledriver) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 9,858) |
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COT: Monster Machine defeated The Unwinnable in 6 at 2:16 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 7:53 (Count Out).
COT: Monster Machine beat Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 2:30 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
COT: Monster Machine won over Gregory McPeck in 6 at 3:21 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:10 (DDT) by 3.
BURN: Awesome Turk destroyed COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 29:48 (Piledriver) by 3.
COT: Monster Machine decked COW: Matthias Parker at 15:42 (Fossilized Thumb to the Eye) by 24.
Main event: BURN: El Gran Samoano annihilated COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 37:36 (Piledriver) by 13. |
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| Card 7: Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 17,376) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 73.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 2:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 128.
COT: Monster Machine beat Crybaby Geraldson in 6 at 6:58 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
COT: Monster Machine overpowered Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 4:33 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection outmuscled DOD/COT: El Luchador at 28:45 (DDT) by 4.
BURN: El Gran Samoano won over COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 27:56 (Piledriver) by 4.
COT: Monster Machine won over COW: Thomas Parker at 8:11 (Fossilized Thumb to the Eye) by 27.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley drew BURN: El Gran Samoano (Time Limit). |
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| Card 8: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 10,623) |
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COT: Monster Machine pinned Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 7:09 (Ankle Lock) by 66.
COT: Monster Machine decked Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 3:27 (Ankle Lock) by 121.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Tori Hatfield in 6 at 4:12 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.
COT: Monster Machine defeated The Species in 6 at 2:54 (Ankle Lock) by 76.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection defeated DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:02 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu annihilated COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:09 (Savage Splash) by 1.
COT: Monster Machine destroyed COW: Matt Masterson in 13 at 10:15 (Superplex) by 14.
Main event: BURN: El Gran Samoano annihilated Æ: Bad News Blake at 21:10 (Piledriver) by 8. |
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| Card 9: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 14,718) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 4:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
COT: Monster Machine decked Ellie Mayfeather in 6 at 2:43 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
COT: Monster Machine annihilated Tori Hatfield in 6 at 3:42 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Quackers The Thunderdog in 2 at 4:03 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection bested COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:56 (DDT) by 5.
Northeast title: DOD/COT: El Jefe decked COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 17:55 (DDT) by 10.
COT: Monster Machine over COW: Nathaniel Danielson in 14 at 6:37 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection drew BURN: El Gran Samoano (Time Limit). |
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| Card 10: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 15,898) |
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COT: Monster Machine beat Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 6:06 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 0:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 120.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
COT: Monster Machine destroyed Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 5:29 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection outmuscled COT: Palm Beach Pete at 24:34 (DDT) by 9.
DOD/COT: El Luchador outmuscled COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 18:14 (Superplex) by 9.
COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches decked COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:47 (The Final Fitting) by 1.
Main event: BURN: El Gran Samoano annihilated COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 23:05 (Piledriver) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 12,623) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 114.
COT: Monster Machine annihilated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 113.
COT: Monster Machine outmuscled Susan McCoy in 6 at 3:49 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
COT: Monster Machine defeated Boo Boo Fredrickson in 6 at 2:03 (Ankle Lock) by 101.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 24:59 (DDT) by 7 (Guest Referee: COT: "Mean" Mike Moran).
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen overpowered COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 15:27 (Know List) by 8.
Southwest title: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen won over COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 28:53 (Know List) by 1.
Main event: BURN: El Gran Samoano won over DOD/COT: El Destructor at 47:24 (Piledriver) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 9,482) |
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COT: Monster Machine decked Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:48 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Pat Jerome in 6 at 3:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 110.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat 411 in 6 at 5:35 (Cross-Armbar) by 93.
COT: Monster Machine over Casper Thunderlips in 1 at 1:53 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
TV title: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs bested COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:08 (DDT) by 5.
COT: Name Redacted drew BURN: El Gran Samoano at 5:34 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:30 (Know List) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy bested BURN: El Gran Samoano at 30:20 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 13: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 9,093) |
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COT: Monster Machine decked Floyd McGregor in 6 at 3:18 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
COT: Monster Machine bested Pat Jerome in 6 at 4:42 (Ankle Lock) by 103.
COT: Monster Machine defeated 411 in 6 at 3:48 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 5:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 70.
VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy beat COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 17:20 (DDT) by 8 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:07 (DDT) by 1 (non-title).
COT: Dungaree Crabbe defeated Æ: Ric Legend at 24:55 (Good Jeans) by 10.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy beat DOD/COT: El Jefe at 25:42 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Indianapolis (Attendance: 8,479) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Eugene Madison in 6 at 3:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 114.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Chicken McGee in 6 at 2:08 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over 911 in 3 at 1:42 (Count Out).
COT: Monster Machine won over Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 6:21 (Ankle Lock) by 63.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:35 (DDT) by 3.
BURN: Awesome Turk destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 27:46 (Piledriver) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor annihilated Maxwell Jacobs* and CJ Bluebird in 6 at 5:33 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy decked VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 47:34 (DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 15: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 14,481) |
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COT: Monster Machine pinned Eugene Madison in 6 at 0:33 (Ankle Lock) by 107.
COT: Monster Machine decked Chicken McGee in 6 at 3:02 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
COT: Monster Machine over 911 in 2 at 1:55 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
COT: Monster Machine defeated Pete Boston Charles in 6 at 6:07 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo decked DOD/COT: El Jefe at 27:27 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 2.
BURN: El Gran Samoano destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 28:54 (Piledriver) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor beat Æ: Masked Doughboy* and Ric Legend at 29:16 (Superplex) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy pinned SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 26:05 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 16: Held in Queens (Attendance: 7,333) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Cindy Malone in 6 at 4:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 105.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 2 at 3:33 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 6:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Bugface Katie in 6 at 5:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo overpowered DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:12 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 27:09 (DDT) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor decked COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 18:23 (Superplex) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy pinned VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 37:44 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 17: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 17,879) |
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COT: Monster Machine won over Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:25 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
COT: Monster Machine overpowered The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:59 (Ankle Lock) by 103.
COT: Monster Machine annihilated Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 1:42 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
COT: Monster Machine beat Bugface Katie in 6 at 1:54 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo bested COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:53 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 4.
DOD/COT: El Luchador tied DOD/COT: El Destructor at 7:04 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus annihilated COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 23:39 (The Dream Catcher) by 8. |
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| Card 18: Held in Boston (Attendance: 6,726) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 7:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 73.
COT: Monster Machine won over Billy White Horse in 6 at 4:30 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 4:29 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.
COT: Monster Machine annihilated The Great White in 6 at 4:16 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over Æ: Bad News Blake at 28:48 (The Missing Minute) by 5 (non-title).
BURN: Awesome Turk won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:50 (Piledriver) by 3.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus beat DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor at 29:14 (The Dream Catcher) by 2. |
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| Card 19: Held in Muskegon (Attendance: 15,342) |
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COT: Monster Machine over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 2 at 2:45 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:59 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
COT: Monster Machine bested Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 2:32 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
COT: Monster Machine over Big Blue in 1 at 6:33 (Count Out).
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen tied DOD/COT: El Jefe at 0:53 (Double Disqualification).
BURN: El Gran Samoano overpowered DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:31 (Piledriver) by 4.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus won over DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor at 28:11 (The Dream Catcher) by 2. |
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| Card 20: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 18,265) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 121.
COT: Monster Machine won over Whiplash Kid in 6 at 4:38 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
COT: Monster Machine defeated The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 5:27 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
COT: Monster Machine beat Blackeye Buddy in 6 at 3:58 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed DOD/COT: El Luchador at 27:42 (The Missing Minute) by 1.
BURN: Awesome Turk defeated DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:26 (Piledriver) by 3 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe*, El Luchador, and El Destructor outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs*, CJ Bluebird, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 6:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 80. |
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| Card 21: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 9,542) |
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DOD/COT: El Destructor over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 4:14 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Cottonmouth John in 1 at 8:59 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 1:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 104.
COT: Monster Machine bested Deadeye Pumpkinhead in 6 at 2:33 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen bested COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:50 (The Missing Minute) by 2.
BURN: El Gran Samoano decked DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:52 (Piledriver) by 4 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor defeated SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 at 28:24 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Card 22: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 11,492) |
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COT: Monster Machine annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:54 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
COT: Monster Machine beat Cottonmouth John in 6 at 1:04 (Ankle Lock) by 120.
COT: Monster Machine bested Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 6:12 (Ankle Lock) by 97.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna drew COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen (Time Limit).
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu annihilated Æ: Bad News Blake at 29:55 (Savage Splash) by 4.
DOD/COT: El Destructor bested COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 28:50 (Superplex) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor defeated SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 at 29:32 (Superplex) by 3. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 8,917) |
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COT: Palm Beach Pete picked up $1,000 when he was catapulted out by SOS/WAI: Anarchy.
DOD/COT: El Luchador was awarded an imaginary $1,100 after being thrown out by DOD/COT: El Destructor.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo picked up $1,200 when SOS/WAI: Anarchy and DOD/COT: El Jefe threw him out of the ring.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley was awarded $1,300 when she was catapulted out by COT: Monster Machine.
COT: Monster Machine was awarded a cool $1,400 after being flipped out by DOD/COT: El Jefe.
DOD/COT: El Jefe was paid $1,500 when SOS/WAI: Anarchy flipped him over the turnbuckle.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy and COT: Nik Dimizio were given $1,600 and $1,700, respectively, after being thrown into some fans at ringside by DOD/COT: El Destructor.
DOD/COT: El Destructor was the winner of the CAW battle royal and its $30,000 purse, plus 9 free CAW matches. |
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