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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #89 -- JULY 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 17,651) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 3:12 (Rib Breaker) by 93.
COT: Jurassic Machine over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 4:22 (Count Out).
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 2:16 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 2:37 (Rib Breaker) by 108.
DOD/COT: El Destructor decked VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 22:45 (DDT) by 6.
DOD/COT: El Destructor outmuscled Æ: Billy Ray at 27:14 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
Great Lakes title: DOD/COT: El Luchador overpowered COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 28:04 (DDT) by 2.
TV Tag-team titles: DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor outmuscled COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo* and Kim Lee-Litroom at 17:49 (DDT) by 9.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Destructor pinned VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 57:33 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 17,880) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine pinned Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 1:54 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 1:59 (Rib Breaker) by 109.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 6:14 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:42 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
DOD/COT: El Destructor decked VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 15:12 (DDT) by 9.
TV title: COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu destroyed DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:04 (Savage Splash) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Luchador destroyed COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 29:25 (DDT) by 5 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor beat COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo* and Kim Lee-Litroom at 15:42 (DDT) by 9.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated DOD/COT: El Destructor at 47:42 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 11,612) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine pinned Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 2:01 (Ankle Lock) by 119.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 1:15 (Ankle Lock) by 103.
COT: Jurassic Machine over Supreme Losing Machine in 1 at 0:46 (Disqualification: hit ref).
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Toots McGee in 6 at 6:51 (Rib Breaker) by 86.
COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches won over Æ: Masked Doughboy at 29:08 (The Final Fitting) by 5.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu outmuscled COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:17 (Savage Splash) by 3 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador pinned COT: Palm Beach Pete at 16:11 (DDT) by 9 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor pinned COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu, "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo*, and Nik Dimizio at 29:45 (DDT) by 2.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered Jumbo Machine in 9 at 29:22 (Chickenwing) by 17. |
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| Card 4: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 13,758) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine pinned CJ McDonald in 6 at 2:17 (Ankle Lock) by 122.
COT: Jurassic Machine over Ellie Mayfeather in 2 at 4:53 (Count Out).
COT: Jurassic Machine won over Crybaby Geraldson in 6 at 3:53 (Ankle Lock) by 68.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Toots McGee in 6 at 3:47 (Ankle Lock) by 80.
Æ: Masked Doughboy bested COT: Palm Beach Pete at 27:39 (Sly's Interference) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:53 (DDT) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Luchador overpowered COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:13 (DDT) by 2 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor won over SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 at 23:33 (DDT) by 10.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 52:39 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 5: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 8,131) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine over Paul Redgrave in 2 at 4:35 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 6:51 (Rib Breaker) by 95.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Tori Hatfield in 6 at 2:23 (Rib Breaker) by 98.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Gregory McPeck in 6 at 2:11 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
DOD/COT: El Destructor won over VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 21:36 (DDT) by 6.
DOD/COT: El Destructor annihilated COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:21 (DDT) by 1.
East Coast title: DOD/COT: El Destructor pinned Jumbo Machine at 4:29 (DDT) by 37.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu, "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo*, and Nik Dimizio outmuscled SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5*, and Alpha Male #6 at 22:57 (Tossed & Sauced) by 8.
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated COT: Kim Lee-Litroom at 19:29 (DDT) by 10. |
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| Card 6: Held in Yorktown (Attendance: 7,284) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated The Unwinnable in 6 at 6:46 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 2:43 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
COT: Jurassic Machine defeated Tori Hatfield in 6 at 6:59 (Ankle Lock) by 92.
COT: Jurassic Machine beat Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 3:37 (Ankle Lock) by 69.
DOD/COT: El Destructor defeated VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 21:09 (DDT) by 7.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 29:33 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 4 (non-title).
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen beat DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:47 (Know List) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe beat COT: Nik Dimizio at 55:04 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 9,049) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 5:25 (Rib Breaker) by 87.
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Pat Jerome in 6 at 4:59 (Rib Breaker) by 104.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Susan McCoy in 6 at 5:23 (Rib Breaker) by 93.
COT: Jurassic Machine over The Species in 2 at 0:43 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
DOD/COT: El Destructor annihilated VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 27:10 (DDT) by 3.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo pinned COT: Palm Beach Pete at 23:25 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 8.
DOD/COT: El Destructor defeated COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 29:39 (DDT) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated COT: Palm Beach Pete at 33:48 (DDT) by 10. |
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| Card 8: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 16,735) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine pinned Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 1:33 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled Pat Jerome in 6 at 3:30 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
COT: Jurassic Machine bested Susan McCoy in 6 at 5:01 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 4:07 (Rib Breaker) by 79.
DOD/COT: El Luchador beat COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 29:07 (DDT) by 1.
COT: Name Redacted defeated Jumbo Machine at 7:42 (Paper Trail Plunge) by 33.
DOD/COT: El Destructor bested COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 27:01 (DDT) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned DOD/COT: El Luchador at 51:23 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 14,886) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:39 (Rib Breaker) by 99.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Chicken McGee in 1 at 2:19 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested 411 in 6 at 3:09 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 4:57 (Ankle Lock) by 73.
DOD/COT: El Destructor destroyed COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 27:20 (DDT) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated COT: Kim Lee-Litroom at 15:08 (DDT) by 10 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Destructor annihilated COT: Palm Beach Pete at 19:10 (DDT) by 9 (non-title).
Main event: DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 28:28 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 10: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 15,622) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine destroyed Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:57 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled Chicken McGee in 6 at 4:08 (Ankle Lock) by 87.
COT: Jurassic Machine over 411 in 2 at 6:19 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated Boo Boo Fredrickson in 6 at 3:07 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo destroyed COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 28:47 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Jumbo Machine in 9 at 15:04 (Chickenwing) by 17.
DOD/COT: El Destructor outmuscled COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:54 (DDT) by 2 (non-title).
Main event: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen decked DOD/COT: El Jefe at 38:31 (Know List) by 1. |
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| Card 11: Held in Milan (Attendance: 16,784) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:43 (Rib Breaker) by 106.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 4:31 (Rib Breaker) by 96.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled 911 in 6 at 5:36 (Rib Breaker) by 74.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Casper Thunderlips in 6 at 4:58 (Ankle Lock) by 115.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 29:45 (DDT) by 3.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen decked DOD/COT: El Jefe at 27:37 (Know List) by 1 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine defeated COW: Jaxon Parker in 12 at 15:32 (Backbreaker) by 15.
Main event: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen beat Æ: Billy Ray at 36:36 (Know List) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 9,186) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine beat Connor Mayweather in 6 at 1:31 (Ankle Lock) by 100.
COT: Jurassic Machine defeated The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 4:23 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
COT: Jurassic Machine bested 911 in 6 at 5:15 (Ankle Lock) by 68.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 3:53 (Rib Breaker) by 84.
DOD/COT: El Luchador overpowered COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 29:31 (DDT) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated COT: "Man of 1000 Pants" Nash Britches at 29:39 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine beat Jabroni Jones in 6 at 2:54 (Ankle Lock) by 91.
Main event: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen decked VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 15:42 (Know List) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 13,087) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine bested Floyd McGregor in 6 at 4:42 (Ankle Lock) by 113.
COT: Jurassic Machine bested Billy White Horse in 6 at 6:40 (Ankle Lock) by 75.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 3:51 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
COT: Jurassic Machine bested Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 3:05 (Ankle Lock) by 78.
DOD/COT: El Destructor overpowered COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:54 (DDT) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated COT: Dungaree Crabbe at 23:13 (DDT) by 6 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine pinned COW: Matthias Parker in 14 at 9:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 24.
Main event: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen won over VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 15:30 (Know List) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Knoxville (Attendance: 16,350) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe over Eugene Madison in 1 at 6:29 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:22 (Rib Breaker) by 118.
COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 4:40 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
COT: Jurassic Machine bested Pete Boston Charles in 6 at 6:54 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Æ: Bad News Blake at 28:50 (DDT) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned COT: Palm Beach Pete at 22:18 (DDT) by 10 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine bested COW: Thomas Parker at 5:12 (Jurassic Thumb to the Eye) by 27.
Main event: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen pinned VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 13:43 (Know List) by 11. |
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| Card 15: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 11,346) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine pinned Eugene Madison in 6 at 6:14 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
COT: Jurassic Machine over Whiplash Kid in 1 at 1:45 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 5:21 (Rib Breaker) by 80.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Bugface Katie in 6 at 6:36 (Rib Breaker) by 87.
Æ: Bad News Blake destroyed Jumbo Machine in 14 at 6:39 (DDT) by 33.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned COT: Nik Dimizio at 28:57 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled COW: Matt Masterson in 13 at 12:21 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 18.
Main event: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen overpowered VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 56:50 (Know List) by 5. |
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| Card 16: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 12,994) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:59 (Rib Breaker) by 85.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Cottonmouth John in 6 at 1:33 (Rib Breaker) by 125.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 7:43 (Ankle Lock) by 74.
COT: Jurassic Machine pinned Bugface Katie in 6 at 1:58 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu pinned Æ: Billy Ray at 29:45 (Savage Splash) by 4 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador outmuscled COT: Kim Lee-Litroom at 16:45 (DDT) by 9 (non-title).
COT: Jurassic Machine pinned COW: Nathaniel Danielson at 8:19 (Jurassic Thumb to the Eye) by 22. |
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| Card 17: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 10,616) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine beat Cindy Malone in 6 at 5:34 (Ankle Lock) by 79.
COT: Jurassic Machine overpowered Cottonmouth John in 6 at 0:39 (Ankle Lock) by 119.
COT: Jurassic Machine over The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 1 at 13:18 (Disqualification: hit ref).
COT: Jurassic Machine bested The Great White in 6 at 3:08 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo won over Æ: Billy Ray at 27:13 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 2 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Destructor defeated COT: Kim Lee-Litroom at 19:40 (DDT) by 9 (non-title).
COT: Nik Dimizio won over Æ: Ric Legend at 28:20 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 2. |
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| Card 18: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 11,688) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe over The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 2 at 2:56 (Count Out).
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:57 (Rib Breaker) by 100.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:49 (Rib Breaker) by 108.
COT: Jurassic Machine outmuscled Big Blue in 6 at 2:36 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
Æ: Billy Ray outmuscled COT: Name Redacted at 27:33 (Sly's Interference) by 1.
Mid-Atlantic title: Æ: Ric Legend destroyed COT: Kim Lee-Litroom at 27:15 (Legend Maker) by 5.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Wild" Mark Enkidu defeated CJ Bluebird and Red Eyed Donkey* in 6 at 6:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98. |
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| Card 19: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 5,495) |
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COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 5:15 (Ankle Lock) by 58.
COT: Jurassic Machine pinned Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 4:58 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
COT: Jurassic Machine annihilated Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:38 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
COT: Jurassic Machine destroyed Blackeye Buddy in 6 at 6:06 (Ankle Lock) by 66.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Æ: Billy Ray at 27:08 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador bested Jumbo Machine in 14 at 10:02 (Piledriver) by 32.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* pinned COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo* and Kim Lee-Litroom at 16:09 (Redneck Boogie) by 13. |
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| Card 20: Held in Tel Aviv (Attendance: 17,474) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:56 (Rib Breaker) by 117.
DOD/COT: El Jefe over Mack The Big Red Apple in 1 at 3:47 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
COT: Jurassic Machine won over JJ Babyface in 6 at 4:33 (Ankle Lock) by 82.
COT: Jurassic Machine destroyed Deadeye Pumpkinhead in 6 at 6:13 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
DOD/COT: El Luchador decked Æ: Billy Ray at 27:57 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen overpowered DOD/COT: El Luchador at 28:06 (Know List) by 2 (non-title).
League Tag-team titles: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo and "Wild" Mark Enkidu* won over DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor at 28:15 (Redneck Boogie) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 6,183) |
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DOD/COT: El Luchador got $1,000 after getting thrown into his manager at ringside by COT: Jurassic Machine.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley collected $1,100 after DOD/COT: El Jefe threw her onto the apron.
COT: Jurassic Machine gained $1,200 when DOD/COT: El Destructor threw him between the ropes.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo picked up $1,300 when he got hurled into some chairs at ringside by COT: Name Redacted.
COT: Name Redacted was given $1,400 after DOD/COT: El Jefe flung him out.
COT: Nik Dimizio grabbed $1,500 after he was thrown outside the ring by DOD/COT: El Jefe.
DOD/COT: El Destructor got a quick $1,600 after being thrown between the ropes by DOD/COT: El Jefe.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won the CAW battle royal and the $30,000 purse, plus a bonus of 8 free CAW matches. |
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