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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #85 -- APRIL 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 9,526) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 4:45 (Mounted Punches) by 96.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Chicken McGee in 6 at 2:29 (Mounted Punches) by 87.
DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 2:13 (Mounted Punches) by 82.
Æ: Ric Legend destroyed VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 27:18 (Legend Maker) by 2.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung defeated COT: Name Redacted at 15:26 (DDT) by 6.
Southeast title: COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated Æ: Billy Ray at 28:46 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 5.
DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor defeated COT: Bird of War Mac* and Bird of War Dennis at 22:29 (Superplex) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Black Lung destroyed Æ: Bad News Blake at 15:24 (DDT) by 10. |
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| Card 2: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 4,089) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 6:21 (Mounted Punches) by 80.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 2:12 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 3:53 (Mounted Punches) by 70.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned Æ: Masked Doughboy at 27:31 (DDT) by 1 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 27:09 (DDT) by 3.
COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu won over SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 27:01 (Savage Splash) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor pinned SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 16:57 (Superplex) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Black Lung won over DOD/COT: El Destructor at 57:57 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Midland (Attendance: 6,445) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:06 (Mounted Punches) by 92.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:48 (Mounted Punches) by 98.
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Bugface Katie in 6 at 4:05 (Mounted Punches) by 85.
Æ: Masked Doughboy beat COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 22:53 (Sly's Interference) by 7.
Great Lakes title: VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 19:00 (DDT) by 9.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo overpowered DOD/COT: El Jefe at 27:13 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 4.
TV Six-man titles: DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor beat COT: Che Churro, Kyra Thictolm, and Nik Dimizio* at 8:10 (Superplex) by 15.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Black Lung bested VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 57:29 (DDT) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Toledo (Attendance: 1,589) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated Connor Mayweather in 6 at 0:43 (Mounted Punches) by 103.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested Cottonmouth John in 6 at 0:58 (Mounted Punches) by 118.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna destroyed VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 29:49 (DDT) by 1.
Æ: Masked Doughboy beat COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:38 (Sly's Interference) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung beat COT: Nik Dimizio at 27:58 (DDT) by 3.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo overpowered DOD/COT: El Luchador at 27:42 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 1.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4*, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6 pinned DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor at 27:00 (The Alpha Lock) by 4.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Black Lung outmuscled SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 36:46 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 5: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 8,516) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Eugene Madison in 6 at 1:56 (Mounted Punches) by 107.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:24 (Mounted Punches) by 114.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna won over DOD/COT: El Jefe at 18:10 (DDT) by 7 (non-title).
Northeast title: Æ: Masked Doughboy annihilated DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:19 (Sly's Interference) by 5.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo overpowered DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:49 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Jefe bested SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 28:46 (DDT) by 3.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4*, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6 defeated COT: Che Churro, Kyra Thictolm, and Nik Dimizio* at 8:36 (The Alpha Lock) by 19.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna destroyed VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 39:10 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 6: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 4,530) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:55 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 6:29 (Mounted Punches) by 95.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna outmuscled DOD/COT: El Luchador at 29:46 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
Æ: Masked Doughboy won over DOD/COT: El Luchador at 27:29 (Sly's Interference) by 2 (non-title).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo tied DOD/COT: El Luchador (Time Limit).
COT: Nik Dimizio bested DOD/COT: El Jefe at 28:26 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna pinned DOD/COT: El Jefe at 48:22 (DDT) by 7. |
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| Card 7: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 8,513) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe beat The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 3:40 (Mounted Punches) by 54.
DOD/COT: El Jefe beat Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 2:43 (Mounted Punches) by 118.
Central Plains title: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna destroyed DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:14 (DDT) by 5.
Æ: Masked Doughboy decked DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:12 (Sly's Interference) by 3.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo beat DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:52 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Luchador bested SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 24:20 (Superplex) by 6.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna pinned DOD/COT: El Luchador at 53:56 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 4,533) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:47 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Tori Hatfield in 6 at 6:15 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna won over COT: Bird of War Dennis at 19:41 (DDT) by 9.
Æ: Masked Doughboy pinned COT: Nik Dimizio at 29:33 (Sly's Interference) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:18 (DDT) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Destructor defeated SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 27:18 (DDT) by 5.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna destroyed COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 42:32 (DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 9: Held in Nice (Attendance: 1,510) |
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SOS/WAI: The Talisman bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:57 (Mounted Punches) by 108.
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Susan McCoy in 6 at 1:33 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna beat COT: Nik Dimizio at 27:38 (DDT) by 4.
TV title: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection beat VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 29:33 (DDT) by 1.
Rocky Mountains title: DOD/COT: El Luchador bested COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:57 (Superplex) by 4.
Æ: Ric Legend annihilated DOD/COT: El Destructor at 28:14 (Legend Maker) by 3.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna pinned Æ: Billy Ray at 38:48 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Tirana (Attendance: 8,041) |
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SOS/WAI: Lazarus over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 2:05 (Disqualification: nail file).
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated 411 in 6 at 5:14 (Mounted Punches) by 87.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 29:06 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 28:15 (DDT) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Destructor defeated COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 29:39 (DDT) by 3.
COT: Nik Dimizio pinned DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:53 (Chicken Tender Driver) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna bested COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 48:34 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 11: Held in Sialkot (Attendance: 3,909) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 destroyed CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:39 (Rib Breaker) by 109.
DOD/COT: El Jefe defeated 911 in 6 at 4:58 (Mounted Punches) by 62.
East Coast title: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo annihilated VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley in 7 at 23:46 (Rib Breaker) by 10.
VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy beat VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 28:14 (DDT) by 2 (non-title).
Æ: Billy Ray tied COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 3:01 (Double Count Out).
COT: Bird of War Mac decked SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 27:06 (Going for Gasps) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna defeated Æ: Masked Doughboy at 58:41 (DDT) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 4,404) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 overpowered CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:14 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 2:06 (Mounted Punches) by 82.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo pinned VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 29:40 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung pinned COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 29:31 (DDT) by 3 (non-title).
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated Æ: Billy Ray at 15:54 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 6 (non-title).
Æ: Ric Legend outmuscled SOS/WAI: Anarchy at 15:30 (Legend Maker) by 8.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna pinned COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 56:08 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 13: Held in Denver (Attendance: 5,466) |
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SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 over CJ Bluebird in 1 at 18:57 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
DOD/COT: El Jefe decked Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 3:56 (Mounted Punches) by 81.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over COT: Name Redacted at 29:11 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung overpowered COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 24:01 (DDT) by 7 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Æ: Billy Ray at 28:26 (DDT) by 2.
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* won over Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 2:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy bested VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 44:13 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 14: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 9,818) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 4:59 (Mounted Punches) by 98.
DOD/COT: El Jefe won over Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 0:59 (Mounted Punches) by 105.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:56 (DDT) by 3.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung decked Æ: Billy Ray at 23:01 (DDT) by 8 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador pinned Æ: Billy Ray at 28:28 (Superplex) by 5 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* annihilated COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu* and Kyra Thictolm in 14 at 14:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 21.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy annihilated VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 51:33 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 8,640) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 4:24 (Mounted Punches) by 93.
DOD/COT: El Jefe pinned Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:43 (Mounted Punches) by 98.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley tied DOD/COT: El Luchador at 1:51 (Double Disqualification).
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung destroyed COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu at 15:42 (DDT) by 8.
DOD/COT: El Destructor defeated Æ: Billy Ray at 27:22 (DDT) by 4.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus outmuscled COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu* and Kyra Thictolm at 8:40 (The Dream Catcher) by 16.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy annihilated VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs at 49:24 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 16: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 3,204) |
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DOD/COT: El Jefe outmuscled Pat Jerome in 6 at 1:44 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
DOD/COT: El Jefe destroyed Toots McGee in 6 at 3:21 (Mounted Punches) by 70.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley decked DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:54 (DDT) by 1.
VIRUS/VD: Black Lung bested COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:27 (DDT) by 2.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen outmuscled Æ: Billy Ray at 28:31 (Know List) by 5.
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* destroyed COT: "Wild" Mark Enkidu* and Kyra Thictolm in 14 at 15:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 21.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy annihilated COT: Nik Dimizio at 40:21 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 1,726) |
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COT: Name Redacted snatched $1,000 after COT: Nik Dimizio flipped him onto the steps.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy took home $1,100 after being thrown out of the ring by DOD/COT: El Jefe.
DOD/COT: El Destructor was given a cool $1,200 after getting thrown out of the ring by Æ: Billy Ray.
Æ: Bad News Blake received $1,300 when COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo threw him into some chairs at ringside.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo took $1,400 when he was thrown out of the ring by COT: Nik Dimizio.
DOD/COT: El Jefe earned $1,500 when he got hurled out by Æ: Billy Ray.
DOD/COT: El Luchador snatched $1,600 after getting thrown onto the apron by COT: Nik Dimizio.
COT: Nik Dimizio picked up $1,700 when Æ: Billy Ray threw him out.
Æ: Billy Ray gained $1,800 after getting flipped out by Æ: Masked Doughboy.
Æ: Masked Doughboy won the CAW battle royal and its $30,000 prize, together with 10 free CAW matches. |
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