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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #81 -- WINTER 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 8,162) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 2:55 (Mounted Punches) by 93.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 6:25 (Mounted Punches) by 62.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested 411 in 6 at 6:52 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Infection at 18:24 (DDT) by 6.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs decked COT: Nik Dimizio at 15:00 (DDT) by 7 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Mac won over DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:47 (Going for Gasps) by 3.
COT: Bird of War Charlie decked Æ: Ric Legend at 22:16 (Rat Bashing) by 7.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs annihilated COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 33:48 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 1,165) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio overpowered Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:57 (Chickenwing) by 93.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 125.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested 911 in 6 at 2:44 (Mounted Punches) by 71.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs overpowered VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 20:30 (DDT) by 6.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen tied Æ: Billy Ray at 7:37 (No Contest).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 29:41 (Bloody Tusk) by 3.
DOD/COT: El Luchador and El Destructor* won over Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 3:59 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs bested COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 27:12 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Card 3: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 8,862) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 2:49 (Chickenwing) by 117.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:51 (Mounted Punches) by 124.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior won over Blue Dog Mitch in 6 at 4:38 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs defeated VIRUS/VD: Black Lung at 27:44 (DDT) by 4.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 27:49 (The Missing Minute) by 5.
Southeast title: DOD/COT: El Jefe overpowered COT: Bird of War Dennis at 28:58 (DDT) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: DOD/COT: El Luchador* and El Destructor won over Æ: Bad News Blake* and Ric Legend at 14:00 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed COT: Bird of War Charlie at 36:34 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 6,455) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio overpowered CJ McDonald in 6 at 4:47 (Chickenwing) by 120.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 2:07 (Mounted Punches) by 101.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 6:45 (Mounted Punches) by 91.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 18:23 (DDT) by 6 (non-title).
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen destroyed DOD/COT: El Jefe at 28:07 (The Missing Minute) by 1.
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen defeated DOD/COT: El Jefe at 28:29 (Know List) by 2 (Guest Referee: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo).
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* won over Maxwell Jacobs, CJ Bluebird*, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs defeated COT: Nik Dimizio at 19:20 (DDT) by 7. |
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| Card 5: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 2,640) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated Paul Redgrave in 6 at 3:43 (Chickenwing) by 83.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 1:55 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo destroyed The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 0:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101 (non-title).
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs beat Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 23:48 (DDT) by 9 (non-title).
Central Plains title: DOD/COT: El Luchador bested COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:51 (Superplex) by 4.
COT: Che Churro overpowered DOD/COT: El Jefe at 20:08 (Burning Hammer) by 6.
TV Six-man titles: Æ: Masked Doughboy, Bad News Blake, and Superstar Billy Green* outmuscled DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor at 27:56 (Superstar Bearhug) by 2 (Guest Referee: Connor Mayweather).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs outmuscled COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 55:29 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 6: Held in Houston (Attendance: 2,209) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio destroyed The Unwinnable in 6 at 6:42 (Chickenwing) by 99.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior over Pat Jerome in 1 at 3:31 (Disqualification: nail file).
COT: Nik Dimizio destroyed The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 1:44 (Chickenwing) by 100.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs outmuscled COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 19:12 (DDT) by 11.
Æ: Bad News Blake beat COT: Bird of War Dennis at 29:37 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 1.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm annihilated DOD/COT: El Jefe at 27:36 (Kyra bout it) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/IND: Philip Cranks).
DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor decked SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4*, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6 at 27:53 (Superplex) by 2 (Guest Referee: SOS/IND: Reginald DelJohnson).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 36:42 (DDT) by 5. |
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| Card 7: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 4,292) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:26 (Mounted Punches) by 74.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Chicken McGee in 6 at 5:21 (Mounted Punches) by 86.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:24 (Mounted Punches) by 115.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs annihilated DOD/COT: El Jefe at 15:30 (DDT) by 7.
COT: Bird of War Mac decked Æ: Superstar Billy Green at 28:08 (Going for Gasps) by 1.
DOD/COT: El Jefe tied COT: Nik Dimizio at 2:20 (Double Count Out).
League Six-man titles: DOD/COT: El Jefe, El Luchador*, and El Destructor won over SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4*, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6 at 27:48 (Superplex) by 2 (Guest Referee: hFi: Julie "The Substatute Teacher" Storm).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs defeated DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 53:33 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 8: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 7,035) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio won over Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 6:37 (Chickenwing) by 74.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 2:28 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior beat Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 0:36 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs decked DOD/COT: El Destructor at 27:37 (DDT) by 3.
Æ: Highway Patrol #2 bested COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 28:41 (APB) by 2 (Guest Referee: ORDER/PS: "The Phenomenal" J.A. Styles).
COT: Bird of War Charlie defeated DOD/COT: El Luchador at 28:10 (Rat Bashing) by 1.
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs won over COT: Bird of War Mac at 49:24 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 4,358) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 4:10 (Mounted Punches) by 93.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Whiplash Kid in 6 at 3:03 (Mounted Punches) by 105.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior won over Toots McGee in 6 at 3:07 (Mounted Punches) by 81.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs overpowered COT: Bird of War Charlie at 28:06 (DDT) by 1 (non-title).
Æ: Highway Patrol #2 drew COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness (Time Limit).
DOD/COT: El Luchador won over COT: Bird of War Mac at 28:00 (Superplex) by 2 (non-title) (Guest Referee: PG: "The Maniac Warrior" Kenny Gunderson).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed COT: Bird of War Dennis at 45:00 (DDT) by 8. |
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| Card 10: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 1,593) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio over Gorilla Bigelow in 1 at 1:25 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior won over Cottonmouth John in 6 at 3:24 (Mounted Punches) by 124.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior over Quackers The Thunderdog in 2 at 2:22 (Count Out).
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs outmuscled COT: Bird of War Mac at 28:11 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
DOD/COT: El Jefe annihilated Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 28:45 (DDT) by 2 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Jolten Jake Gerard).
DOD/COT: El Luchador defeated COT: Bird of War Dennis at 19:14 (Superplex) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs decked Æ: Highway Patrol #2 at 29:55 (DDT) by 9. |
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| Card 11: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 8,882) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Connor Mayweather in 6 at 3:44 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 4:10 (Mounted Punches) by 113.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 5:36 (Mounted Punches) by 68.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs outmuscled DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 29:40 (DDT) by 4 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 19:31 (Bloody Tusk) by 7.
DOD/COT: El Luchador overpowered COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:08 (Superplex) by 3 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs defeated COT: Che Churro at 43:04 (DDT) by 1. |
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| Card 12: Held in Knoxville (Attendance: 6,120) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio over Connor Mayweather in 1 at 7:03 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 3:55 (Mounted Punches) by 88.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior won over Bugface Katie in 6 at 2:30 (Mounted Punches) by 89.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs decked COT: Bird of War Dennis at 19:02 (DDT) by 8 (non-title).
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 28:47 (Bloody Tusk) by 5.
COT: Bird of War Charlie decked DOD/COT: El Destructor at 29:16 (Rat Bashing) by 2 (Guest Referee: Whiplash Kid).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs won over DOD/COT: El Jefe at 44:55 (DDT) by 7. |
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| Card 13: Held in Compton (Attendance: 5,827) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated Floyd McGregor in 6 at 3:43 (Chickenwing) by 109.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior pinned Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 1:35 (Mounted Punches) by 113.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs defeated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 28:33 (DDT) by 2 (Guest Referee: Jolten Jake Gerard).
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs won over COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 29:31 (DDT) by 5 (non-title).
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm defeated COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 29:25 (Kyra bout it) by 4.
DOD/COT: El Destructor overpowered DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior at 28:46 (DDT) by 1 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs annihilated VIRUS/VD: Princess Anna at 58:59 (DDT) by 2 (Guest Referee: COW: Matthias Parker). |
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| Card 14: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 8,492) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior defeated Eugene Madison in 6 at 2:33 (Mounted Punches) by 99.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked Tori Hatfield in 6 at 1:55 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs pinned VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 29:37 (DDT) by 4.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs won over COT: Che Churro at 27:45 (DDT) by 1 (non-title).
COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 28:23 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 2 (Guest Referee: The Species).
DOD/COT: El Destructor bested COT: Bird of War Dennis at 28:41 (DDT) by 5 (non-title).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs destroyed VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 32:40 (DDT) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Tulsa (Attendance: 8,774) |
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DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior bested Cindy Malone in 6 at 4:20 (Mounted Punches) by 93.
DOD/COT: Tusk the Warrior decked Susan McCoy in 6 at 4:44 (Mounted Punches) by 96.
COT: Che Churro overpowered Æ: Masked Doughboy at 21:30 (Burning Hammer) by 7.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs beat COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 27:25 (DDT) by 5 (non-title).
COT: Bird of War Charlie won over DOD/COT: El Jefe at 20:42 (Rat Bashing) by 6.
Mid-Atlantic title: DOD/COT: El Destructor bested COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 27:36 (DDT) by 2 (Guest Referee: COW: Thomas Parker).
Main event: VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Krabs pinned VIRUS/VD: Ecstasy at 36:40 (DDT) by 6. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 7,775) |
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Æ: Ric Legend was given $1,000 after he got thrown out by VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley.
Æ: Highway Patrol #2 received $1,100 after he was catapulted between the ropes by COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm.
VIRUS/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley gained $1,200 when she was catapulted out by COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo pocketed $1,300 in imaginary money after he was catapulted outside the ring by COT: Nik Dimizio.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness pocketed $1,400 after DOD/COT: El Luchador hurled him out.
COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm was given $1,500 when she got catapulted out by DOD/COT: El Destructor.
DOD/COT: El Destructor pocketed $1,600 when he got thrown out by DOD/COT: El Jefe.
DOD/COT: El Jefe took $1,700 after he was thrown out by COT: Nik Dimizio.
DOD/COT: El Luchador picked up $1,800 after COT: Nik Dimizio catapulted him out of the ring.
COT: Nik Dimizio won the CAW battle royal and its $30,000 prize, and 10 free CAW matches. |
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