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CAGED ANIMAL WRESTLING |
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| BULLETIN #76 -- OCTOBER 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Lima (Attendance: 17,698) |
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CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley beat Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 1:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 98.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Cindy Malone in 6 at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley overpowered Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 123.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus over Blue Dog Mitch in 2 at 6:32 (Disqualification: hit ref).
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus over Pete Boston Charles in 1 at 6:29 (Count Out).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask outmuscled TFO: The Iron Russian in 14 at 6:21 (Boston Crab) by 30.
Lizzee Le Faye bested COT/PPA: El Luchador at 9:56 (OnlyFans Slam) by 16.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus decked COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 15:48 (The Dream Catcher) by 6.
Main event: COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo won over Lizzee Le Faye at 59:47 (Stretchin' the Dough) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 16,549) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 1:37 (European Uppercut) by 89.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 7:05 (European Uppercut) by 51.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:16 (European Uppercut) by 114.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over Blue Dog Mitch in 2 at 8:25 (Count Out).
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus won over Bugface Katie in 6 at 2:16 (European Uppercut) by 95.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask pinned Pollux Khaosyn at 7:26 (Some kind of throw, I guess) by 27.
COT: Bird of War Dennis annihilated COT/PPA: El Destructor at 13:06 (The Implications) by 17.
League Tag-team titles: COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen and Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen* annihilated COT: Bird of War Dennis and "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm* at 27:37 (Opponent Pins Themselves) by 4.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio defeated COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo at 27:02 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE: Sly Smith). |
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| Card 3: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 22,938) |
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COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask beat Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 5:17 (Fallaway Slam) by 94.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask destroyed The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 4:15 (Fallaway Slam) by 56.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask overpowered Whiplash Kid in 6 at 1:19 (Fallaway Slam) by 119.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior over Blue Dog Mitch in 2 at 11:17 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Bugface Katie in 6 at 1:26 (Fallaway Slam) by 100.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over CURE: Sly Smith in 14 at 6:49 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS/WAI: Lazarus won over COT/PPA: El Destructor at 15:12 (The Resurrection) by 15.
COT/PPA: El Luchador and El Destructor* annihilated COT: Bird of War Dennis and "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm* at 27:55 (Boston Crab) by 4.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio decked Cassidy Le Faye at 44:40 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 5 (Guest Referee: COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo). |
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| Card 4: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 22,601) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 4:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior outmuscled The Singing Wrestler Donna Risher in 6 at 2:34 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 53.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Whiplash Kid in 6 at 2:43 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 116.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus decked Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 6:56 (European Uppercut) by 94.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Bugface Katie in 6 at 4:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over PG: Z in 12 at 4:57 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Lizzee Le Faye bested COT/PPA: El Destructor at 15:20 (OnlyFans Slam) by 15.
COT: Bird of War Dennis and "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm* outmuscled COT: Bird of War Charlie and Che Churro* at 29:29 (Bat to the Timbits) by 4.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio overpowered COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 28:45 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Florence (Attendance: 22,734) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio destroyed Maxwell Jacobs in 6 at 6:02 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley outmuscled CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 125.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus overpowered Cottonmouth John in 6 at 3:43 (European Uppercut) by 119.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask outmuscled Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 3:06 (Fallaway Slam) by 99.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned The Great White in 6 at 1:37 (European Uppercut) by 80.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over UNITED WAYY: Wong Wayy in 14 at 29:15 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
COT: Bird of War Charlie bested "The Leader of the Band" Dr. Teeth in 6 at 12:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 18.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus pinned COT: Bird of War Charlie and Che Churro* at 15:16 (The Dream Catcher) by 6.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio decked SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 48:15 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 5 (Guest Referee: COT: Bird of War Charlie). |
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| Card 6: Held in Jakarta (Attendance: 16,556) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus won over Nikki Bushwhacker in 6 at 1:21 (European Uppercut) by 119.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus beat CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:46 (European Uppercut) by 116.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask outmuscled Cottonmouth John in 6 at 1:09 (Fallaway Slam) by 124.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Blue Dog Dutch in 6 at 5:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus annihilated Big Blue in 6 at 2:41 (European Uppercut) by 103.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask beat CURE: Shawn Vicious in 6 at 16:20 (Fallaway Slam) by 9.
COT: Bird of War Charlie bested Morgana Le Faye at 28:10 (Rat Bashing) by 3.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus overpowered COT: Bird of War Dennis and "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm* at 27:37 (The Dream Catcher) by 2.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio pinned COT: Bird of War Dennis at 45:43 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 15,599) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio over Nikki Bushwhacker in 1 at 4:16 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo bested CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 123 (non-title).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Cottonmouth John in 6 at 4:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus outmuscled The Fart Man Dick Mitchell in 6 at 3:33 (European Uppercut) by 100.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus overpowered Blackeye Buddy in 6 at 6:27 (European Uppercut) by 64.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask overpowered CURE: Awesome Adam Diamond at 9:48 (Some kind of throw, I guess) by 31.
COT: Bird of War Mac beat Cassidy Le Faye at 27:40 (Going for Gasps) by 2.
Zoey Pecadora*, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo, and Kendra Pecadora defeated CJ Bluebird*, Red Eyed Donkey, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 4:33 (European Uppercut) by 109.
Main event: COT: Nik Dimizio decked SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 33:24 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 14,626) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus won over CJ McDonald in 6 at 3:27 (European Uppercut) by 117.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask won over CJ Bluebird in 6 at 1:08 (Fallaway Slam) by 121.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley destroyed Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 2:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by 126.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley decked Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 3:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 113.
COT/PPA: El Jefe defeated Deadeye Pumpkinhead in 6 at 3:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over DOD/ORDER: Wildcat Blue in 12 at 5:09 (Disqualification: nail file).
COT: Bird of War Mac won over SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 27:41 (Going for Gasps) by 2.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness, Che Churro, and Nik Dimizio* annihilated CJ Bluebird*, Red Eyed Donkey, and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:08 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over COT: Nik Dimizio at 41:12 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Bari (Attendance: 15,206) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio bested CJ McDonald in 6 at 1:49 (Ankle Lock) by 121.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 2:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 118.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 3:06 (European Uppercut) by 117.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus won over Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 0:55 (European Uppercut) by 104.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask pinned Malek the Mad in 7 at 15:16 (Back Elbow Smash) by 14.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested POYSON: Dahlia Nightshade at 5:46 (Some kind of throw, I guess) by 37.
Pacific Northwest title: COT: Bird of War Mac decked SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 28:52 (Going for Gasps) by 3.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness*, "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm, and Nik Dimizio outmuscled Zoey Pecadora, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo*, and Kendra Pecadora at 19:23 (Run It Back Again) by 11.
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy pinned Morgana Le Faye at 21:55 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 9. |
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| Card 10: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 15,706) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus overpowered Paul Redgrave in 6 at 4:33 (European Uppercut) by 79.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 117.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask annihilated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 3:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 122.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over Bad Breath Betty in 2 at 29:10 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask decked THE REZ: Lone Wolf Apache Slade in 12 at 9:35 (Superplex) by 21.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over SOS/IND: Philip Cranks at 5:46 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
COT: Bird of War Dennis won over COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior at 28:25 (The Implications) by 1.
COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* destroyed Zoey Pecadora, COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo*, and Kendra Pecadora at 20:52 (Boston Crab) by 8.
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over "The Leader of the Band" Dr. Teeth in 6 at 20:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 17. |
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| Card 11: Held in Avila (Attendance: 18,369) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio won over Paul Redgrave in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
SOS/WAI: Lazarus defeated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 117.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated Red Eyed Donkey in 6 at 3:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 2:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over REAPERS: Amon Strix in 13 at 5:19 (Count Out).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask beat PG: 2 Quick J.G. Brenner in 8 at 13:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 14.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior tied SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 5:22 (Double Count Out).
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness*, "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm, and Nik Dimizio defeated COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* at 29:02 (Run It Back Again) by 3.
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy defeated COT/PPA: El Jefe at 19:24 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 8. |
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| Card 12: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 11,774) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned The Unwinnable in 6 at 4:07 (European Uppercut) by 94.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4 outmuscled CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:39 (Ankle Lock) by 117.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus destroyed Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 2:37 (European Uppercut) by 100.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus over JJ Babyface in 1 at 5:42 (Count Out).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over Bam Bam el Futuro in 14 at 2:22 (Count Out).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask overpowered PG: Dr. Savage in 14 at 15:19 (Boston Crab) by 24.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked Lizzee Le Faye at 27:31 (Bloody Tusk) by 1.
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness*, "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm, and Nik Dimizio tied SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6* (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley at 52:27 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 24,948) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio defeated The Unwinnable in 6 at 2:53 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #5 annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 0:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 117.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask overpowered Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 0:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley decked Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 110.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over UNITED WAYY: Oni Wayy in 13 at 6:35 (Count Out).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask defeated CURE: Giant Chong at 8:37 (Some kind of throw, I guess) by 34.
COT: Nik Dimizio decked COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior at 28:50 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 5 (Guest Referee: UNITED WAYY: Oni Wayy).
TV Six-man titles: SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #4, Alpha Male #5, and Alpha Male #6* outmuscled COT/PPA: El Jefe, El Luchador, and El Destructor* at 29:54 (The Alpha Lock) by 3.
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy annihilated COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior at 17:58 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 8. |
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| Card 14: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 24,302) |
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CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley pinned Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 5:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 99.
SOS/WAI: Alpha Male #6 annihilated CJ Bluebird in 6 at 3:23 (Chickenwing) by 117.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Mack The Big Red Apple in 6 at 1:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus over Johnny Jayhawk in 1 at 2:48 (Count Out).
CURE/VD: Princess Anna outmuscled Lizzee Le Faye at 29:32 (DDT) by 5 (Guest Referee: hFi: Julie "The Substatute Teacher" Storm).
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo defeated COT/PPA: El Destructor at 15:30 (Stuffed Crust Piledriver) by 15.
COT: Che Churro destroyed COT: Bird of War Dennis at 29:40 (Burning Hammer) by 1 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/WAI: Anarchy won over CURE/VD: Princess Anna at 46:08 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4. |
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| Card 15: Held in Portland (Attendance: 19,300) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus destroyed Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:27 (European Uppercut) by 90.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus won over Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 4:52 (European Uppercut) by 103.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus bested Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 4:22 (European Uppercut) by 107.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 3:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 106.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley pinned Lizzee Le Faye at 22:13 (DDT) by 7.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 29:14 (Bloody Tusk) by 1.
COT: Bird of War Dennis won over Lizzee Le Faye at 27:44 (The Implications) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in New York City (Attendance: 21,267) |
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COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask overpowered Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 4:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 95.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask defeated Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 4:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 108.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 1:41 (Fallaway Slam) by 112.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Johnny Jayhawk in 6 at 1:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 103.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask destroyed Perspectiva Tres in 14 at 7:48 (Boston Crab) by 30.
Great Lakes title: COT: Che Churro decked COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 27:17 (Burning Hammer) by 3.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy overpowered COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen at 27:41 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 10,912) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior pinned Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 3:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Lucky Cottonmouth in 6 at 3:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked Supreme Losing Machine in 6 at 0:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 109.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley over Toots McGee in 2 at 8:22 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask outmuscled CURE: Highway Patrol #1 in 8 at 16:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 10.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo drew Lizzee Le Faye at 9:34 (Double Disqualification).
COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen over "The Leader of the Band" Dr. Teeth in 13 at 1:16 (Count Out). |
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| Card 18: Held in Tehran (Attendance: 14,154) |
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COT: Nik Dimizio destroyed Bam Bam Monsoon in 6 at 5:58 (Ankle Lock) by 94.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus bested Ellie Mayfeather in 6 at 4:57 (European Uppercut) by 121.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus outmuscled Crybaby Geraldson in 6 at 2:23 (European Uppercut) by 90.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus beat Toots McGee in 6 at 4:44 (European Uppercut) by 84.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus bested Jabroni Jones in 6 at 5:21 (European Uppercut) by 88.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy overpowered COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness at 29:00 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4.
Southeast title: COT: Jake A. Knowjuann-Kildepsteen pinned Morgana Le Faye at 28:04 (Know List) by 5 (Guest Referee: COT/PPA: El Luchador). |
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| Card 19: Held in Mission (Attendance: 12,638) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus decked Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:20 (European Uppercut) by 83.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus over The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 1 at 28:43 (Count Out).
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus bested Tori Hatfield in 6 at 3:35 (European Uppercut) by 98.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask pinned Toots McGee in 6 at 2:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 89.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection defeated Morgana Le Faye at 27:53 (Boston Crab) by 3.
Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness annihilated SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 29:56 (I Don't Mean to Pry) by 4.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy bested Lizzee Le Faye at 22:15 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 9. |
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| Card 20: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 14,272) |
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COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 6:11 (Fallaway Slam) by 88.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask beat The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 1:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 109.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over Tori Hatfield in 1 at 5:33 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior pinned Toots McGee in 6 at 5:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Krabs over "The Leader of the Band" Dr. Teeth in 14 at 7:03 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
COT: Hal O'Pena-Bidness destroyed SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 29:27 (I Don't Mean to Pry) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: CURE: Masked Doughboy).
SOS/WAI: Anarchy annihilated COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm at 29:16 (The Anarchy Bomb) by 4. |
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| Card 21: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 20,570) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked Gorilla Bigelow in 6 at 3:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior destroyed The Sniveling Whiner Loser McLoserton in 6 at 3:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior overpowered Tori Hatfield in 6 at 3:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus annihilated Gregory McPeck in 6 at 3:30 (European Uppercut) by 90.
CURE/VD: Ecstasy defeated Lizzee Le Faye at 27:08 (DDT) by 2.
West Coast title: COT: Bird of War Charlie destroyed COT/PPA: El Jefe at 29:53 (Rat Bashing) by 2.
Southwest title: COT: "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm outmuscled "The Leader of the Band" Dr. Teeth at 10:49 (Kyra bout it) by 35. |
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| Card 22: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 23,466) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus bested Connor Mayweather in 6 at 4:25 (European Uppercut) by 108.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus defeated Pat Jerome in 6 at 1:32 (European Uppercut) by 97.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus overpowered Susan McCoy in 6 at 1:33 (European Uppercut) by 93.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned Henry Rottenwood in 6 at 4:31 (European Uppercut) by 83.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask pinned PG: TC Rip in 12 at 12:40 (Superplex) by 24.
COT/PPA: El Jefe drew COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior at 7:34 (Double Count Out).
COT: Nik Dimizio bested Lizzee Le Faye at 22:29 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 6. |
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| Card 23: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 21,635) |
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COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Connor Mayweather in 6 at 3:41 (Fallaway Slam) by 113.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask won over Pat Jerome in 6 at 3:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 102.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask destroyed Susan McCoy in 6 at 6:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 98.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus overpowered The Species in 6 at 2:13 (European Uppercut) by 84.
TV title: CURE/VD: Black Lung overpowered Lizzee Le Faye at 23:02 (DDT) by 10.
COT: Bird of War Dennis decked COT/PPA: El Jefe at 28:40 (The Implications) by 1.
COT/PPA: El Luchador and El Destructor* annihilated Maxwell Jacobs and Nikki Bushwhacker* in 6 at 3:00 (Fallaway Slam) by 91. |
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| Card 24: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 19,246) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior bested Connor Mayweather in 6 at 2:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior defeated Pat Jerome in 6 at 3:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior won over Susan McCoy in 6 at 6:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus decked Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 6:33 (European Uppercut) by 90.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask over REAPERS: Bruiser Bodhi Rail in 12 at 8:11 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: El Jefe tied Cassidy Le Faye at 1:34 (No Contest).
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus* and COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen outmuscled Maxwell Jacobs and CJ Bluebird* in 6 at 1:46 (European Uppercut) by 86. |
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| Card 25: Held in Mexico City (Attendance: 12,552) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus beat Floyd McGregor in 6 at 2:44 (European Uppercut) by 100.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus bested Chicken McGee in 6 at 6:52 (European Uppercut) by 86.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus beat 411 in 6 at 3:52 (European Uppercut) by 78.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask overpowered Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 3:06 (Fallaway Slam) by 95.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Kastur Khaosyn in 14 at 8:14 (Boston Crab) by 33.
COT/PPA: El Jefe drew SOS/WAI: The Talisman at 3:19 (No Contest).
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo* and "Deathmatch Queen" Kyra Thictolm outmuscled Red Eyed Donkey* and Bad Breath Betty in 6 at 0:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 111. |
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| Card 26: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 23,849) |
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CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won over Eugene Madison in 6 at 0:39 (Back Elbow Smash) by 114.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask outmuscled Chicken McGee in 6 at 3:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 91.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask beat 411 in 6 at 3:02 (Fallaway Slam) by 83.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior destroyed Quackers The Thunderdog in 6 at 6:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask defeated PG: "The Maniac Warrior" Kenny Gunderson at 8:46 (Some kind of throw, I guess) by 27.
COT/PPA: El Jefe bested SOS/WAI: Lazarus at 29:03 (DDT) by 1.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus* and COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated UNITED WAYY: Oni Wayy and Wong Wayy* in 14 at 7:33 (Superplex) by 19. |
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| Card 27: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 20,041) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned Eugene Madison in 6 at 3:47 (European Uppercut) by 105.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior annihilated Chicken McGee in 6 at 5:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked 411 in 6 at 5:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus decked Boo Boo Fredrickson in 6 at 1:58 (European Uppercut) by 127.
COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen won over COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo at 28:27 (The Missing Minute) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: UNITED WAYY: Wong Wayy).
COT/PPA: El Jefe overpowered "The Leader of the Band" Dr. Teeth at 9:58 (DDT) by 31.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus and COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen* beat COT: "Tough" Tom Bennett* and "Mean" Mike Moran at 10:58 (Suspicious Circumstances) by 28. |
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| Card 28: Held in Denver (Attendance: 13,505) |
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COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask bested Eugene Madison in 6 at 2:08 (Fallaway Slam) by 110.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus beat The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:52 (European Uppercut) by 94.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley outmuscled 911 in 6 at 3:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 83.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned Casper Thunderlips in 6 at 0:27 (European Uppercut) by 131.
East Coast title: COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen defeated Cassidy Le Faye at 28:51 (The Missing Minute) by 4.
COT: Nik Dimizio beat COT/PPA: El Jefe at 27:00 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Ecstasy).
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus and COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen* bested COT: Los Bouncing Bomberos "Bobby Salsa" and Jolten Jake Gerard* at 8:46 (Suspicious Circumstances) by 24. |
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| Card 29: Held in Destin (Attendance: 10,819) |
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COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked Eugene Madison in 6 at 2:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask won over The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 2:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 99.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus over 911 in 2 at 2:47 (Count Out).
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus won over Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 7:32 (European Uppercut) by 66.
COT: Nik Dimizio annihilated COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen at 28:24 (Kyra distracts the ref) by 1.
Cassidy Le Faye destroyed COT/PPA: El Luchador at 14:45 (Pleasure Punch) by 17.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus and COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen* over COT: Los Bouncing Bomberos "Infierno"* and COW: Nathaniel Danielson at 4:04 (Disqualification: used steel chair). |
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| Card 30: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 20,948) |
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T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus pinned Cindy Malone in 6 at 3:15 (European Uppercut) by 94.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior decked The Fighting Nerd Junior McCollum in 6 at 3:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask defeated 911 in 6 at 5:47 (Fallaway Slam) by 79.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask decked Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 4:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 71.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask decked TFO: The Visigoth in 6 at 10:25 (Fallaway Slam) by 13.
SOS/WAI: The Talisman won over COT/PPA: El Luchador at 10:06 (The Dream Catcher) by 17.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus and COT: Clintyn Kildepsteen* destroyed COW: Matthias Parker* and Matt Masterson in 13 at 7:10 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 20. |
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| Card 31: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 22,909) |
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COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask beat Cindy Malone in 6 at 2:50 (Fallaway Slam) by 99.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus destroyed Billy White Horse in 6 at 3:36 (European Uppercut) by 106.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior over 911 in 2 at 2:54 (Count Out).
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior beat Meatwagon Charlie in 6 at 6:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 68.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask annihilated Eryx Khaosyn in 14 at 8:01 (Boston Crab) by 31.
SOS/WAI: Lazarus decked COT/PPA: El Luchador at 11:41 (The Resurrection) by 16.
TV Tag-team titles: CURE/VD: Mrs. Infection* and Mrs. Krabs overpowered SOS/WAI: The Talisman* and Lazarus at 27:48 (Boston Crab) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held at Jerry's Subs and Pizza (Attendance: 18,535) |
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COT/PPA: El Destructor nabbed $1,000 after he was flipped over the turnbuckle by COT/PPA: El Luchador.
COT/PPA: El Luchador received $1,100 after COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask flung him into his manager at ringside.
COT/PPA: Tusk the Warrior nabbed a cool $1,200 when COT: Nik Dimizio catapulted him outside the ring.
COT: Nik Dimizio gained $1,300 when he was hurled over the top rope by COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo.
COT: "Big Jerry" Raphatellanglardo grabbed $1,400 after T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus threw him over the turnbuckle.
T6R: Squid Pro Quo - The Nepotistic Octopus gained $1,500 after COT/PPA: El Jefe threw him onto the steps.
COT: Gino Raphatellanglardo grabbed $1,600 after being catapulted over the top rope by COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask.
CURE/VD: Mrs. Chemical Valley won $1,700 in imaginary money when COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask threw her out of the ring.
COT/PPA: El Jefe won $1,800 after COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask flung him outside the ring.
COT: Local Worker in a Machine Mask collected $1,900 when SOS/WAI: Anarchy threw him out.
SOS/WAI: Anarchy was the winner of the CAW battle royal and its $30,000 prize, and 11 free CAW matches. |
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