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AMERICAN EXTREME LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #111 -- SPRING 2019 |
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| Card 1 -- Held in Austin (Attendance: 18,827) |
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SOS: Mischievous Smitty destroyed SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar at 27:19 (Delusional Bomb) by 2.
SOS: Clash Dog over Stan "the Steel Stud" Silver at 6:12 (count out).
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus bested Techno Tiger at 3:55 (fireman's carry ram) by 90.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni destroyed SOS: Librarian Will U. Hush at 27:21 (Over the Edge) by 5.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus annihilated Michael Worden at 2:46 (fireman's carry ram) by 123.
SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki overpowered Little Man from Another Place at 27:17 (360 Back Splash) by 4.
SOS: Steve Rogers bested Little Man from Another Place at 24:36 (America's Shield) by 7.
Killer Bob*, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place annihilated ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande, Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly, and Ariana's Least Favorite Donut* at 27:43 (The Black Lodge) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Steve Rogers tied SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood (time limit). |
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| Card 2 -- Held in Panama City (Attendance: 18,309) |
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SOS: Mischievous Smitty won over SOS: Clash Dog at 29:07 (Delusional Bomb) by 2.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus beat Stan "the Steel Stud" Silver at 2:26 (fireman's carry ram) by 80.
Little Man from Another Place over Techno Tiger at 3:24 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
SOS: Steve Rogers outmuscled SOS: Librarian Will U. Hush at 22:03 (America's Shield) by 6.
Little Man from Another Place defeated Michael Worden at 2:30 (atomic drop) by 127.
SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki over SOS: The Great Mallard at 2:37 (disqualification -- tied opponent up).
SOS: Steve Rogers bested SOS: Good Enough to Party at 29:01 (America's Shield) by 1 (non-title).
Killer Bob, Mike the One-Armed Man*, and Little Man from Another Place pinned ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande, Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut*, and "Tattooed Heart" at 28:11 (The Black Lodge) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood decked SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki at 54:39 (Bounce) by 3. |
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| Card 3 -- Held in Toronto (Attendance: 16,535) |
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SOS: Mischievous Smitty won over SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki at 29:42 (Delusional Bomb) by 3.
Little Man from Another Place over Stan "the Steel Stud" Silver at 5:41 (disqualification -- used powder).
SOS: Clash Dog bested Hans Lichtensteinbergenhoffermeister at 3:55 (body slam) by 116.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni outmuscled SOS: "Jumpin" John Olerud at 27:01 (Over the Edge) by 4.
SOS: "Ruff" Rex Doggyson outmuscled SOS: El Diablo Blood at 27:38 (Firehydrant) by 3 *** won the Mexican title.
SOS: Bucky Barnes decked SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki at 27:48 (Winter Soldier) by 2.
SOS: Railway Menace overpowered SOS: Paul "Murder" Molitor at 27:43 (sunset flip) by 5.
Killer Bob*, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place decked ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez, Pop Star Demi Lovato, and "Queen" Ariana Grande* at 28:47 (The Black Lodge) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: Mischievous Smitty drew SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood (time limit). |
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| Card 4 -- Held in Alberta (Attendance: 19,559) |
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SOS: Homicidal Hank Blood outmuscled SOS: Mischievous Smitty at 28:48 (Homicidal Hammer) by 2 *** won the Canadian title.
SOS: Clash Dog decked "Eerie" Eric Erikson at 3:39 (body slam) by 57.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus overpowered Hans Lichtensteinbergenhoffermeister at 3:36 (fireman's carry ram) by 114.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni overpowered Mike the One-Armed Man at 13:42 (Over the Edge) by 11.
ArGr: Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming" over Kent Peters at 12:51 (disqualification -- used powder).
SOS: El Diablo Blood outmuscled SOS: Farmer Burns at 27:17 (Pitch Fork) by 3.
SOS: Uzi Pawn I and The Great Mallard over ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande and FOE: Gerald "Mr. IWA" Robinson at 12:57 (count out) *** won the Tag-team titles.
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J.*, Pop Superstar Ariana Grande, and Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus destroyed Killer Bob*, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place at 29:31 (Best Friends Forever) by 1.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood overpowered EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni at 59:26 (Bounce) by 1. |
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| Card 5 -- Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 19,874) |
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SOS: Mischievous Smitty beat Killer Bob at 28:06 (Delusional Bomb) by 5.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus over "Eerie" Eric Erikson at 5:00 (disqualification -- used powder).
Little Man from Another Place beat Hans Lichtensteinbergenhoffermeister at 2:21 (atomic drop) by 118.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni tied SOS: Nick Fury (time limit).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry" decked Kent Peters at 4:18 (giant swing) by 108.
SOS: Grandpa's Nutty War outmuscled SOS: Railway Menace at 29:17 (sunset flip) by 2 *** won the Northern title.
SOS: Farmer Burns* and Fogey Mondt bested ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande* and FOE: Gerald "Mr. IWA" Robinson at 13:14 (sunset flip) by 14 (Guest referee: SOS: Hurricane Blood).
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande*, Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming", and Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015 decked Killer Bob, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place* at 27:40 (Everyone Loves Me!) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: EDGE: Hunter Downe drew SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood (time limit). |
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| Card 6 -- Held in Yorktown (Attendance: 17,562) |
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SOS: Mischievous Smitty outmuscled EDGE: Bradley Logan at 11:38 (Delusional Bomb) by 11.
Little Man from Another Place overpowered "Eerie" Eric Erikson at 2:39 (avalanche) by 146.
ArGr: "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande pinned Marty Graw at 4:19 (fireman's carry ram) by 120.
SOS: Steve Rogers pinned EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni at 29:38 (America's Shield) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Clash Dog bested Kent Peters at 2:13 (body slam) by 107.
SOS: Grandpa Gary Blood pinned Mike the One-Armed Man at 17:56 (Senile Rampage) by 10.
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1* defeated ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande* and FOE: Gerald "Mr. IWA" Robinson at 16:47 (All Hail Queen Ariana!) by 11 (Tag-team title).
ArGr: "Popular Song", "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande, and "Better Left Unsaid"* bested Killer Bob, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place* at 29:33 (The Popular) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood pinned SOS: El Diablo Blood at 30:12 (Bounce) by 4. |
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| Card 7 -- Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 14,463) |
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SOS: Mischievous Smitty tied SOS: Steve Rogers at 5:17 (double count out).
SOS: Clash Dog overpowered Groban at 4:24 (piledriver) by 75.
SOS: Clash Dog bested Wayne "the Pain" Payne at 2:15 (body slam) by 121.
EDGE: Cart Lifting Jabroni pinned SOS: Shan'ko Taakasaki at 29:05 (Over the Edge) by 1.
ArGr: Ariana's Least Favorite Donut bested Kent Peters at 2:54 (flying drop kick) by 153.
SOS: Steve Rogers destroyed SOS: Grandpa Gary Blood at 28:45 (America's Shield) by 2.
Killer Bob* and Mike the One-Armed Man bested ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande* and FOE: Gerald "Mr. IWA" Robinson at 10:42 (The Black Lodge) by 15.
Killer Bob, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place* defeated SOS: Librarian Will U. Hush, Seniram Eht Nioj*, and Original Playa Rich Manning at 28:00 (The Black Lodge) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood outmuscled SOS: Railway Menace at 21:29 (Bounce) by 6. |
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| Card 8 -- Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 10,402) |
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SOS: Stevey Beefaroni overpowered SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki at 27:06 (Top Rope Know-it-all Dive) by 5 *** won the American title.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus defeated Groban at 3:00 (Best Friends Forever) by 90.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus beat Wayne "the Pain" Payne at 1:19 (fireman's carry ram) by 119.
SOS: Clash Dog annihilated "The Martian" Reebub Zinko at 5:40 (body slam) by 77.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus bested Kent Peters at 0:40 (flying drop kick) by 156.
SOS: Uncle Tito Blood annihilated EDGE: Joint Custody at 29:44 (Wrench Twist) by 1 *** won the Western title.
Killer Bob and Little Man from Another Place over ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande and FOE: Gerald "Mr. IWA" Robinson at 3:17 (count out).
Killer Bob*, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place defeated ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky, Materialistic Ariana Grande*, and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 at 27:52 (The Black Lodge) by 2.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood won over Mike the One-Armed Man at 14:34 (Bounce) by 12. |
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| Card 9 -- Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 8,841) |
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ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande pinned Nate Jester at 5:00 (rolling scissors) by 96.
Little Man from Another Place over Groban at 4:21 (disqualification -- refused to break choke).
Little Man from Another Place won over Wayne "the Pain" Payne at 1:53 (atomic drop) by 123.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus over "The Martian" Reebub Zinko at 3:59 (count out).
Little Man from Another Place won over Kent Peters at 2:54 (airplane spin) by 158.
SOS: Octopus Blood drew SOS: El Diablo Blood (time limit).
Mike the One-Armed Man and Little Man from Another Place* decked ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande* and FOE: Gerald "Mr. IWA" Robinson at 20:22 (The Black Lodge) by 7.
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry"*, "Sexy" Ariana Grande, and Ariana's Loyal Servant #2 beat Killer Bob*, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place at 28:16 (We Will Prevail!) by 4 *** won the TV Six-man titles.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood outmuscled SOS: Zippo the Clown at 48:33 (Bounce) by 6. |
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| Card 10 -- Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 7,426) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly outmuscled Techno Tiger at 2:19 (turnbuckle smash) by 86.
SOS: Clash Dog destroyed Nate Jester at 3:22 (body slam) by 102.
SOS: Clancy "Green Lightning" Moore bested Mike the One-Armed Man at 17:40 (Texas cloverleaf) by 12 *** won the Pacific title.
Little Man from Another Place destroyed "The Martian" Reebub Zinko at 2:27 (atomic drop) by 79.
EDGE: Roody Pooh Change Searcher pinned Mike the One-Armed Man at 28:37 (Final Stretch) by 4.
SOS: El Diablo Blood defeated Killer Bob at 28:38 (Pitch Fork) by 1.
SOS: Clancy "Green Lightning" Moore* and The Slow Slinky bested ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1* at 13:31 (Texas cloverleaf) by 11 *** won the TV Tag-team titles.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood beat EDGE: Alimony at 25:44 (Bounce) by 9. |
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| Card 11 -- Held in Dover (Attendance: 12,496) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe annihilated SOS: Original Playa Rich Manning at 17:14 (The Chase) by 10.
ArGr: Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015 decked Nate Jester at 6:00 (shoulder breaker) by 99.
SOS: Clash Dog over "Mysterious" Lance Wizard at 7:54 (disqualification -- razor in boot).
ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky over Colonel Flustered at 2:48 (disqualification -- used powder).
ArGr: "Better Left Unsaid" beat Marty Graw at 1:26 (shoulder breaker) by 120.
SOS: El Diablo Blood over SOS: The Slow Slinky at 1:01 (disqualification -- loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Farmer Burns and Fogey Mondt* destroyed ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1* at 29:18 (sunset flip) by 3.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood won over EDGE: Joint Custody at 44:10 (Bounce) by 1. |
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| Card 12 -- Held in Willowick (Attendance: 19,162) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe overpowered Little Man from Another Place at 19:00 (The Chase) by 7.
ArGr: "Sexy" Ariana Grande outmuscled Nate Jester at 2:51 (rolling scissors) by 103.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus over "Mysterious" Lance Wizard at 7:13 (disqualification -- nail file).
SOS: Clash Dog over Colonel Flustered at 28:58 (disqualification -- used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: Clash Dog won over Marty Graw at 1:54 (body slam) by 120.
SOS: El Diablo Blood defeated EDGE: Bradley Logan at 19:18 (Pitch Fork) by 7.
Killer Bob* and Mike the One-Armed Man decked ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande* and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 at 28:22 (The Black Lodge) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood annihilated Little Man from Another Place at 31:31 (Bounce) by 7. |
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| Card 13 -- Held in Tucson (Attendance: 7,019) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe overpowered SOS: Paul E. Pocket at 29:11 (The Chase) by 5.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus bested Nate Jester at 4:02 (fireman's carry ram) by 100.
Little Man from Another Place won over "Mysterious" Lance Wizard at 2:49 (Electricity) by 195.
ArGr: Pop Star Demi Lovato annihilated Colonel Flustered at 3:06 (turnbuckle smash) by 102.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus pinned Marty Graw at 3:38 (fireman's carry ram) by 118.
SOS: El Diablo Blood destroyed SOS: Railway Menace at 27:01 (Pitch Fork) by 2.
Killer Bob and Little Man from Another Place* outmuscled ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1* at 27:01 (The Black Lodge) by 5.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood overpowered SOS: Librarian Will U. Hush at 19:31 (Bounce) by 6. |
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| Card 14 -- Held in Geneva (Attendance: 7,888) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe defeated SOS: Papa Blood at 19:49 (The Chase) by 7.
Little Man from Another Place pinned Nate Jester at 4:21 (atomic drop) by 104.
SOS: Clash Dog annihilated Carl Ashcroft at 3:16 (body slam) by 105.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus defeated Colonel Flustered at 2:40 (fireman's carry ram) by 102.
Little Man from Another Place defeated Marty Graw at 0:58 (atomic drop) by 122.
SOS: El Diablo Blood tied SOS: Hurricane Blood at 1:07 (double disqualification).
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande* and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 outmuscled Mike the One-Armed Man* and Little Man from Another Place at 27:21 (All Hail Queen Ariana!) by 4.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood overpowered SOS: Original Playa Rich Manning at 27:22 (abdominal stretch) by 8. |
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| Card 15 -- Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 10,501) |
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EDGE: Hunter Downe drew SOS: Steve Rogers at 4:27 (no contest).
SOS: Tommy Unpleasante won over SOS: Zippo the Clown at 28:45 (Irrationalityplex) by 4.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus decked Carl Ashcroft at 3:51 (fireman's carry ram) by 103.
Little Man from Another Place defeated Colonel Flustered at 3:55 (atomic drop) by 106.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 outmuscled Marty Graw at 3:55 (rolling scissors) by 116.
SOS: Beast Blood annihilated Mike the One-Armed Man at 24:18 (Beastly) by 7.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar*, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor annihilated ArGr: "Fit" Ariana Grande, Ariana's Dance Trainer Kelly, and Ariana's Least Favorite Donut* at 17:34 (body slam) by 9.
MAIN EVENT: SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood bested SOS: Clash Dog at 32:41 (Bounce) by 2. |
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| Card 16 -- Held in Arlington (Attendance: 6,190) |
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ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande bested Techno Tiger at 2:07 (turnbuckle smash) by 86.
SOS: Barracuda Blood destroyed SOS: Zippo the Clown at 29:38 (Fish Food) by 1.
Little Man from Another Place defeated Carl Ashcroft at 2:28 (atomic drop) by 107.
SOS: Clash Dog outmuscled "Buff" Biff Buffalo at 6:57 (body slam) by 79.
SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki beat EDGE: Judge Mental at 27:18 (360 Back Splash) by 4.
EDGE: Joint Custody bested Little Man from Another Place at 22:11 (Split Decision) by 6.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar*, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor pinned ArGr: Dance Legend Ariana Grande, Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut*, and "Tattooed Heart" at 28:26 (The Spitball) by 5. |
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| Card 17 -- Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 17,734) |
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ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez overpowered Shawn Poe at 0:37 (airplane spin) by 123.
Killer Bob decked SOS: Zippo the Clown at 29:18 (Under the Fan) by 1.
ArGr: Materialistic Ariana Grande destroyed Shawn Poe at 0:44 (grapevine) by 121.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus bested "Buff" Biff Buffalo at 2:36 (flying drop kick) by 129.
SOS: "Stand-up" Seamus Doolittle tied SOS: Steve Rogers at 2:56 (double disqualification).
EDGE: Joint Custody bested SOS: Screwball at 28:52 (Split Decision) by 3.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar, "Jumpin" John Olerud*, and Paul "Murder" Molitor defeated ArGr: Pop Star Selena Gomez*, Pop Star Demi Lovato, and "Queen" Ariana Grande at 20:08 (body slam) by 9. |
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| Card 18 -- Held in Utica (Attendance: 12,650) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J. outmuscled "Buff" Biff Buffalo at 6:44 (giant swing) by 77.
SOS: Deadbeat Don decked SOS: Zippo the Clown at 16:02 (sunset flip) by 7 *** won the Prairie title.
SOS: Clash Dog pinned Shawn Poe at 1:38 (body slam) by 125.
ArGr: "Queen" Ariana Grande won over "Buff" Biff Buffalo at 6:29 (rolling scissors) by 77.
SOS: Clash Dog bested SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki at 27:10 (Dog Bite) by 1.
SOS: Steve Rogers beat EDGE: Joint Custody at 29:37 (America's Shield) by 1 (non-title).
ArGr: Ariana's Pal Jessie J.*, Pop Superstar Ariana Grande, and Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus pinned SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor* at 29:56 (Best Friends Forever) by 1. |
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| Card 19 -- Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 13,236) |
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SOS: Zippo the Clown defeated Zachary Zoom at 2:34 (piledriver) by 167.
SOS: Steve Rogers bested SOS: Zippo the Clown at 22:41 (America's Shield) by 6.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus pinned Shawn Poe at 4:28 (fireman's carry ram) by 123.
Mike the One-Armed Man annihilated "Buff" Biff Buffalo at 1:51 (double axehandle) by 125.
SOS: Steve Rogers bested SOS: Clash Dog at 28:04 (America's Shield) by 2.
SOS: "Pretty Boy" Pat Borders beat EDGE: Alimony at 27:43 (WS MVP) by 2.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar, "Jumpin" John Olerud*, and Paul "Murder" Molitor decked Zachary Zoom, Shawn Poe*, and Skip A. Little at 3:57 (flying drop kick) by 60. |
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| Card 20 -- Held in Brussels (Attendance: 16,612) |
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ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande destroyed Zachary Zoom at 1:35 (piledriver) by 137.
ArGr: "Popular Song" won over Colonel Flustered at 4:18 (double axehandle) by 104.
Little Man from Another Place beat Shawn Poe at 0:19 (atomic drop) by 127.
Little Man from Another Place outmuscled "Buff" Biff Buffalo at 1:50 (airplane spin) by 131.
SOS: Uzi Pawn I annihilated EDGE: Joint Custody at 29:01 (Texas cloverleaf) by 1.
SOS: Geriatric Gerry destroyed EDGE: Alimony at 15:47 (sunset flip) by 10 *** won the Southern title.
ArGr: "Popular" Ariana Grande, Ariana's Vid "The Light is Coming", and Ariana's Live -- Summer Sonic 2015* decked SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar*, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor at 29:06 (Everyone Loves Me!) by 4. |
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| Card 21 -- Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 16,880) |
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SOS: Clash Dog pinned Zachary Zoom at 5:38 (body slam) by 66.
SOS: Clash Dog beat Hector von Speigelson at 2:06 (body slam) by 126.
ArGr: "Tattooed Heart" destroyed Shawn Poe at 4:01 (fireman's carry ram) by 119.
SOS: Johnny Karate pinned Mike the One-Armed Man at 15:25 (The Musical Explosion Finisher) by 9.
SOS: Seniram Eht Nioj tied EDGE: Alimony (time limit).
SOS: Andrew Ironfist beat EDGE: Alimony at 27:39 (sunset flip) by 5.
ArGr: "Popular Song", "Gorgeous" Ariana Grande*, and "Better Left Unsaid" destroyed SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar*, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor at 28:51 (The Popular) by 4 *** won the Six-man titles. |
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| Card 22 -- Held in Fairview (Attendance: 7,588) |
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ArGr: Ariana's 2nd Least Favorite Donut beat Zachary Zoom at 4:44 (rolling scissors) by 60.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus defeated Hector von Speigelson at 3:13 (fireman's carry ram) by 124.
SOS: Clash Dog bested Deacon Frost at 3:54 (body slam) by 112.
SOS: Clash Dog annihilated Skip A. Little at 4:35 (body slam) by 102.
SOS: Steve Rogers pinned SOS: Seniram Eht Nioj at 22:02 (America's Shield) by 9.
SOS: Steve Rogers destroyed EDGE: Alimony at 18:49 (America's Shield) by 9.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar*, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor decked SOS: Librarian Will U. Hush, Seniram Eht Nioj*, and Original Playa Rich Manning at 28:49 (The Spitball) by 3. |
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| Card 23 -- Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 7,581) |
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ArGr: Pop Superstar Ariana Grande beat Zachary Zoom at 3:15 (shoulder breaker) by 64.
Little Man from Another Place overpowered Hector von Speigelson at 1:45 (atomic drop) by 128.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus defeated Deacon Frost at 1:08 (Best Friends Forever) by 199.
ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus outmuscled Skip A. Little at 1:30 (fireman's carry ram) by 100.
SOS: Steve Rogers beat SOS: Original Playa Rich Manning at 18:44 (abdominal stretch) by 8.
SOS: Railway Menace pinned Mike the One-Armed Man at 22:16 (sunset flip) by 6.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar, "Jumpin" John Olerud*, and Paul "Murder" Molitor beat ArGr: Ariana's Dance Trainer Vicky*, Materialistic Ariana Grande, and Ariana's Loyal Servant #1 at 27:15 (The Spitball) by 2. |
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| Card 24 -- Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 11,965) |
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ArGr: Ariana's Bestie Miley Cyrus defeated Zachary Zoom at 3:29 (fireman's carry ram) by 64.
SOS: Clash Dog over Techno Tiger at 1:17 (count out).
Killer Bob annihilated Deacon Frost at 3:14 (giant swing) by 116.
Little Man from Another Place bested Skip A. Little at 0:36 (atomic drop) by 104.
SOS: Grandpa Gary Blood destroyed SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki at 28:19 (Senile Rampage) by 1.
SOS: Steve Rogers destroyed Mike the One-Armed Man at 17:04 (America's Shield) by 12 (non-title).
ArGr: "No Tears Left to Cry", "Sexy" Ariana Grande, and Ariana's Loyal Servant #2* won over SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar*, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor at 28:05 (We Will Prevail!) by 4. |
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| Card 25 -- Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 11,461) |
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Little Man from Another Place won over Zachary Zoom at 1:02 (Electricity) by 166.
ArGr: Ariana's Loyal Servant #2 annihilated Techno Tiger at 6:13 (fireman's carry ram) by 93.
Little Man from Another Place annihilated Deacon Frost at 2:54 (Electricity) by 202.
SOS: Clash Dog pinned Michael Worden at 1:00 (body slam) by 125.
SOS: Shin'ko Taakasaki decked SOS: Fogey Mondt at 28:40 (360 Back Splash) by 3.
SOS: Railway Menace outmuscled Little Man from Another Place at 27:42 (sunset flip) by 1.
SOS: "Rockin" Robbie Alomar, "Jumpin" John Olerud, and Paul "Murder" Molitor tied Killer Bob, Mike the One-Armed Man, and Little Man from Another Place at 6:35 (no contest) (Six-man title). |
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| Battle Royal -- Held in Concord (Attendance: 8,325) |
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SOS: Grandpa Gary Blood earned $1,000 after SOS: Clash Dog threw him over the top rope.
SOS: "Rubber" Robbie Blood collected $1,100 after Little Man from Another Place threw him out.
Mike the One-Armed Man earned $1,200 after being thrown out of the ring by Killer Bob.
SOS: Clash Dog collected $1,300 after Killer Bob threw him between the ropes.
Little Man from Another Place gained $1,400 after Killer Bob threw him onto the apron.
Killer Bob was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize.
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