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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin
DoW: The Filipino Flash Falua (LOL) 1,010-101-15, $1,759,600 *17
While spending time in the U.S. studying to be a physician, Falua moonlighted as an IWA wrestler to pay his tuition and living expenses. Using his feared finisher, The Manila Folder, he won an IWA-wide Prairie title, among other accomplishments. With his studies now complete, he is returning to the Philippines to open a medical clinic.
David Garrett of California
Ethereal Guardian (CWL) 1,180-306-65, $3,092,000 *22
"Ethereal Guardian is a character who's had a four-year career in the IWA. He started off in the Gold Federation's BBL, and ended in the Gold's CWL. His career highlights include a share of the IWA U.S. Six-man titles, three IWAR World Championships, as well as a lengthy reign as the CWL's Continental Champion. He won the 2015 second annual Johnny B Cup, and claimed league titles in both the BBL and CWL.
"The wrestler is an angelic warrior of the 'seraphim's eleventh legion,' sent to the IWA ring to purge bloodthirsty souls. He was known for quoting Bible verses, and was a devout babyface, even winning player-voted in-league awards, such as most popular and most inspirational. The story-based CWL really allowed the Ethereal Guardian character to almost transcend the imaginary.
"I have played this game on and off for years since being a youngster. Ethereal Guardian is surely the pinnacle of my creative abilities when it comes to developing an imaginary wrestler. A heartfelt thank you to everyone who had involvement with the Ethereal Guardian wrestling character, whether friend, foe, or fan."
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; manager retained title; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
The familiar sounds of "Supremacy" by Muse explode over the P.A. system as Arson and Inferno walk out to a huge pop. Arson is holding the IWA World title, the Metropolitan title, the Hardcore title, and the Bronze Federation gold, while Inferno proudly wears the U.S. title belt. What a mega-cycle for the Megabrain!
Arson grabs a microphone: "Welcome to IWA hell, for any of you foolish enough to feud with BLOOD and Doctor Pain. It feels great to win back-to-back World titles for the greatest stable in the IWA today! You can all sit back, enjoy the ride, and be jealous.
"Last cycle, we spoke about recruiting, and that we are. What we are looking for isn't some mute with an army; we are looking for people who play the game right: the old school way. For those of you who want to join, show up in the XPL, MWL, BRL, NAL, GRL, or PKL, and prove you belong.
"BLOOD is the new law in this game, so please refrain from getting in our way, or you will have to be punished -- and trust me, we enjoy dishing out punishment.
"There's not much left to say. Our domination says it all!" (He throws down the microphone, and pyrotechnics explode as BLOOD celebrates.)
U.S. Champion
BLOOD: Inferno (GRL)
Mark Duchaine; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged MWC: Foot Soldier #3 (IGL)
King of the Ring
EDGE: Sebastian Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana of California; manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 274 KotR total; hold positions were 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
EDGE: Taggy McTagsalot (AEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 500
Asiatic Champion
VIRUS: "The Prodigy" F.B.III (DXL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501
Hardcore Champion
BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; manager retained title; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Arson
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
HIGHER FLYERS: "Jumpin'" Jim Brazil (QPL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 500; edged EDGE: .33 of a strat (MEL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: Genius (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500; edged Classic: Jerry Funk (CCL)
Gold Federation Champion
IMT: Trump Or We Riot (NDL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; 500; edged EDGE: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat (TDL)
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: Extremely Fabulous Mitch Unique (RCL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 499; edged Arsenal (XWL)
Bronze Federation Champion
BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; edged MWC: Joe Dirt (IGL)
Jade Federation Champion
IMT/ARMY: Dirty Dick Diamond (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; 501; edged VIRUS: "The Prodigy" F.B.III (DXL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
EDGE: Disciple of Terror 1 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region; manager retained regional title
Atlantic Champion
EDGE: Tanner Summers (GRL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 500; edged EDGE: Uno-Slammer (AEL), Ving Lee Duncan (XPL), SFA: Big Blank #2 (NWL)
Central Champion
EDGE: Mike "Pretty Good" Cook (MEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 499
Eastern Champion
EDGE: Will Grello (AAL)
Jake Duvall; 500; edged Frosty Knuckles (XPL), EDGE: Gabriel Q (EHL)
Mountain Champion
EDGE: Ethan Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana of California; 500
Northern Champion
LATIN: Adult Star Isabella Cruz (GRL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; edged EDGE: Black Flag (HSL), EDGE: Disciple of Terror 6 (AEL), EDGE: Smooth Criminal #13 (QPL)
Pacific Champion
IMT/ARMY: Ingmar Windcrime (AAL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; manager retained title; 501
Prairie Champion
EDGE: Paul "Murder" Molitor (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501
Southern Champion
EDGE: Dos-Puncher (AEL)
Michael Cook; 501
Western Champion
ARMY/IMT: Chainsaw Acevedo (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
IMT/ARMY: Rikksta Whitemane (LLL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
EDGE: Janet "The Planet" McGroot (FFL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 501; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
Bubble Pop Girl: Kim Hyuna (VVL)
Terrance Haggard of Illinois; 500; 269 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
Kim Hyuna
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Becky to the Future & Pollen Oates (FFL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky & Jake Duvall
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
WC: Vicious Vicki Valon & Wicked Casey Lynne (MDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts
World Six-woman Champions
LATIN: Actress Sofia Vergara, Matt's Latin Girlfriend, Singer Thalia (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York
U.S. Six-woman Champions
VIRUS: Nasty Patsy, Juicy Lucy, Sensational Sherry (LLL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
VIRUS: Cellmate 666 & Alcatraz (BBL)
Alexander Rowan from Pallet Town; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. DoW: Mister Chad Champion & Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian (IGL)
3. EDGE/JERKSS: The Kinda Great Guz & The Desperate One (LSL)
ranked #3 last time
4. VIRUS: Hepatitis & Ebola (TDL)
5. EDGE/PALS: Sull Train & Artist Formerly Known as Cody (MUL)
6. Milton Schnozzbuster & Pokey McSnail (CWL)
7. VIRUS: Killer Insects Yellow Jacket & Bumble Bee (FLL)
8. LPPF: Products of Arrogance #1 & #2 (BRL)
9. EDGE: Dog Smuggler & Prague Shuffler (SHL)
last of the teams with 516
10. BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
VIRUS: Silver Mist & Atomic Leak (BBL)
Alexander Rowan; 516; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Obama's & Osama's Mamas (TDL), VIRUS: Killer Insects Praying Mantis & Mosquito (FLL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Mr. Orange, Mr. Pink, Mr. Brown (AEL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Lake, Tanner, Sandy Summers (GRL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III, Foot Soldier #1, Guy from Minnesota (IGL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; retained titles; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
Top Contenders
4. VIRUS: Kit, Kat, Bar (TTL)
5. VIRUS: Ghouly, Grimer, Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns (KKL)
6. Jive Turkey, Joe Ice, "Fat" Williams (CWL)
7. EDGE: Droids 013, 014, 015 (AAL)
last of the teams with 521
8. EDGE: .33 of a strat, Mike "Frontrunner," Mike "HOF" Cook (MEL)
EDGE: Deadbeat, Dumbbell, Numbskull (NFL)
EDGE: "The Hammer" Greg Johnson, Off the Wagon, The Last Call Legend (NAL)
EDGE: A Wild Beast, A Reptile, A Hyena in a Cage (IML)
ARMY/IMT: "Bloody Angel" Katana Krowe, IMT: King of the Andals, IMT/ARMY: Snorch (QPL)
KDSN: Saint's Nannies #1, #2, #3 (CSL)
KDSN: "Secretary of Treasury" Brody, "Secretary of State" Brandon Jenner, Say No to High Feds! (KHL)
LATIN: The Chilean Spy, Chilean Soldiers #1, #2 (ECL)
LPPF: Xtreme Assassins #1, #2, #3 (XPL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Disciple of Terror 6, John Kibbles, Steven Bits (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey (Disciple) & Eugene Quintana of California; Quintana held titles 4 cycles in a row; 521; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Snap, Crackle, Pop (TTL), TSD: Mr. Execution, The Enforcer, Mr. Madness (WEL), Deadly Medley, Baron Von Ruxpin, Hurley Race (CWL), TSD/EMC: Geronimo, "Fatale" Dawn, "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny (NBL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. NWL (1,382 matches) 465.036
2. BRL (801 matches) 492.593
3. LWL (708 matches) 490.286
4. UWL (630 matches) 494.553
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
5. GRL (625 matches) 492.357
6. NBL (597 matches) 492.820
7. IWL (568 matches) 490.902
8. XPL (488 matches) 492.474
9. KHL (487 matches) 488.621
10. AWL (438 matches) 492.548
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $35,383,800
2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $25,192,200
3. Mike Drake (HWL) $24,383,100
4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $22,814,600
5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $21,865,379
6. Arsenal (XWL) $18,286,100
7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $15,961,700
8. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,927,738
9. LPPF: Mirrorz (BRL) $15,685,900
10. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,997,800
11. LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,866,600
12. TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,247,200
13. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $12,334,300
14. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $12,028,000
15. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) $11,927,600
16. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $11,736,900
17. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $11,732,000
18. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $11,640,200
19. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) $11,372,500
20. LPPF: Alpha Male (PKL) $11,044,400
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Man Up, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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