IWA REPORT
Vol. 21, No. 11 -- August 2016
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

W.P. Mills of Wisconsin

DoW: The Filipino Flash Falua (LOL) 1,010-101-15, $1,759,600 *17
While spending time in the U.S. studying to be a physician, Falua moonlighted as an IWA wrestler to pay his tuition and living expenses. Using his feared finisher, The Manila Folder, he won an IWA-wide Prairie title, among other accomplishments. With his studies now complete, he is returning to the Philippines to open a medical clinic.

David Garrett of California

Ethereal Guardian (CWL) 1,180-306-65, $3,092,000 *22
"Ethereal Guardian is a character who's had a four-year career in the IWA. He started off in the Gold Federation's BBL, and ended in the Gold's CWL. His career highlights include a share of the IWA U.S. Six-man titles, three IWAR World Championships, as well as a lengthy reign as the CWL's Continental Champion. He won the 2015 second annual Johnny B Cup, and claimed league titles in both the BBL and CWL.

"The wrestler is an angelic warrior of the 'seraphim's eleventh legion,' sent to the IWA ring to purge bloodthirsty souls. He was known for quoting Bible verses, and was a devout babyface, even winning player-voted in-league awards, such as most popular and most inspirational. The story-based CWL really allowed the Ethereal Guardian character to almost transcend the imaginary.

"I have played this game on and off for years since being a youngster. Ethereal Guardian is surely the pinnacle of my creative abilities when it comes to developing an imaginary wrestler. A heartfelt thank you to everyone who had involvement with the Ethereal Guardian wrestling character, whether friend, foe, or fan."

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; manager retained title; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

The familiar sounds of "Supremacy" by Muse explode over the P.A. system as Arson and Inferno walk out to a huge pop. Arson is holding the IWA World title, the Metropolitan title, the Hardcore title, and the Bronze Federation gold, while Inferno proudly wears the U.S. title belt. What a mega-cycle for the Megabrain!

Arson grabs a microphone: "Welcome to IWA hell, for any of you foolish enough to feud with BLOOD and Doctor Pain. It feels great to win back-to-back World titles for the greatest stable in the IWA today! You can all sit back, enjoy the ride, and be jealous.

"Last cycle, we spoke about recruiting, and that we are. What we are looking for isn't some mute with an army; we are looking for people who play the game right: the old school way. For those of you who want to join, show up in the XPL, MWL, BRL, NAL, GRL, or PKL, and prove you belong.

"BLOOD is the new law in this game, so please refrain from getting in our way, or you will have to be punished -- and trust me, we enjoy dishing out punishment.

"There's not much left to say. Our domination says it all!" (He throws down the microphone, and pyrotechnics explode as BLOOD celebrates.)

U.S. Champion

BLOOD: Inferno (GRL)
Mark Duchaine; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged MWC: Foot Soldier #3 (IGL)

King of the Ring

EDGE: Sebastian Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana of California; manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 274 KotR total; hold positions were 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

EDGE: Taggy McTagsalot (AEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 500

Asiatic Champion

VIRUS: "The Prodigy" F.B.III (DXL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501

Hardcore Champion

BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; manager retained title; 501

Metropolitan Champion

Arson
10 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

HIGHER FLYERS: "Jumpin'" Jim Brazil (QPL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 500; edged EDGE: .33 of a strat (MEL)

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE: Genius (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500; edged Classic: Jerry Funk (CCL)

Gold Federation Champion

IMT: Trump Or We Riot (NDL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; 500; edged EDGE: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat (TDL)

Diamond Federation Champion

EDGE: Extremely Fabulous Mitch Unique (RCL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 499; edged Arsenal (XWL)

Bronze Federation Champion

BLOOD: Arson (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501; edged MWC: Joe Dirt (IGL)

Jade Federation Champion

IMT/ARMY: Dirty Dick Diamond (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; 501; edged VIRUS: "The Prodigy" F.B.III (DXL)

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

EDGE: Disciple of Terror 1 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region; manager retained regional title

Atlantic Champion

EDGE: Tanner Summers (GRL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 500; edged EDGE: Uno-Slammer (AEL), Ving Lee Duncan (XPL), SFA: Big Blank #2 (NWL)

Central Champion

EDGE: Mike "Pretty Good" Cook (MEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 499

Eastern Champion

EDGE: Will Grello (AAL)
Jake Duvall; 500; edged Frosty Knuckles (XPL), EDGE: Gabriel Q (EHL)

Mountain Champion

EDGE: Ethan Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana of California; 500

Northern Champion

LATIN: Adult Star Isabella Cruz (GRL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; edged EDGE: Black Flag (HSL), EDGE: Disciple of Terror 6 (AEL), EDGE: Smooth Criminal #13 (QPL)

Pacific Champion

IMT/ARMY: Ingmar Windcrime (AAL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; manager retained title; 501

Prairie Champion

EDGE: Paul "Murder" Molitor (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501

Southern Champion

EDGE: Dos-Puncher (AEL)
Michael Cook; 501

Western Champion

ARMY/IMT: Chainsaw Acevedo (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

IMT/ARMY: Rikksta Whitemane (LLL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

EDGE: Janet "The Planet" McGroot (FFL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 501; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

Bubble Pop Girl: Kim Hyuna (VVL)
Terrance Haggard of Illinois; 500; 269 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

Kim Hyuna

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Becky to the Future & Pollen Oates (FFL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky & Jake Duvall

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

WC: Vicious Vicki Valon & Wicked Casey Lynne (MDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts

World Six-woman Champions

LATIN: Actress Sofia Vergara, Matt's Latin Girlfriend, Singer Thalia (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York

U.S. Six-woman Champions

VIRUS: Nasty Patsy, Juicy Lucy, Sensational Sherry (LLL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

VIRUS: Cellmate 666 & Alcatraz (BBL)
Alexander Rowan from Pallet Town; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. DoW: Mister Chad Champion & Flyin' Hawaiian Teo Ko'ian (IGL)

3. EDGE/JERKSS: The Kinda Great Guz & The Desperate One (LSL)
ranked #3 last time

4. VIRUS: Hepatitis & Ebola (TDL)

5. EDGE/PALS: Sull Train & Artist Formerly Known as Cody (MUL)

6. Milton Schnozzbuster & Pokey McSnail (CWL)

7. VIRUS: Killer Insects Yellow Jacket & Bumble Bee (FLL)

8. LPPF: Products of Arrogance #1 & #2 (BRL)

9. EDGE: Dog Smuggler & Prague Shuffler (SHL)
last of the teams with 516

10. BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

VIRUS: Silver Mist & Atomic Leak (BBL)
Alexander Rowan; 516; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Obama's & Osama's Mamas (TDL), VIRUS: Killer Insects Praying Mantis & Mosquito (FLL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: Mr. Orange, Mr. Pink, Mr. Brown (AEL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

EDGE: Lake, Tanner, Sandy Summers (GRL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina

MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew III, Foot Soldier #1, Guy from Minnesota (IGL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; retained titles; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

Top Contenders

4. VIRUS: Kit, Kat, Bar (TTL)

5. VIRUS: Ghouly, Grimer, Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns (KKL)

6. Jive Turkey, Joe Ice, "Fat" Williams (CWL)

7. EDGE: Droids 013, 014, 015 (AAL)
last of the teams with 521

8. EDGE: .33 of a strat, Mike "Frontrunner," Mike "HOF" Cook (MEL)
EDGE: Deadbeat, Dumbbell, Numbskull (NFL)
EDGE: "The Hammer" Greg Johnson, Off the Wagon, The Last Call Legend (NAL)
EDGE: A Wild Beast, A Reptile, A Hyena in a Cage (IML)
ARMY/IMT: "Bloody Angel" Katana Krowe, IMT: King of the Andals, IMT/ARMY: Snorch (QPL)
KDSN: Saint's Nannies #1, #2, #3 (CSL)
KDSN: "Secretary of Treasury" Brody, "Secretary of State" Brandon Jenner, Say No to High Feds! (KHL)
LATIN: The Chilean Spy, Chilean Soldiers #1, #2 (ECL)
LPPF: Xtreme Assassins #1, #2, #3 (XPL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Disciple of Terror 6, John Kibbles, Steven Bits (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey (Disciple) & Eugene Quintana of California; Quintana held titles 4 cycles in a row; 521; $20,000; edged VIRUS: Snap, Crackle, Pop (TTL), TSD: Mr. Execution, The Enforcer, Mr. Madness (WEL), Deadly Medley, Baron Von Ruxpin, Hurley Race (CWL), TSD/EMC: Geronimo, "Fatale" Dawn, "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny (NBL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. NWL (1,382 matches) 465.036

2. BRL (801 matches) 492.593

3. LWL (708 matches) 490.286

4. UWL (630 matches) 494.553
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

5. GRL (625 matches) 492.357

6. NBL (597 matches) 492.820

7. IWL (568 matches) 490.902

8. XPL (488 matches) 492.474

9. KHL (487 matches) 488.621

10. AWL (438 matches) 492.548

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $35,383,800

2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $25,192,200

3. Mike Drake (HWL) $24,383,100

4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $22,814,600

5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $21,865,379

6. Arsenal (XWL) $18,286,100

7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $15,961,700

8. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,927,738

9. LPPF: Mirrorz (BRL) $15,685,900

10. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,997,800

11. LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,866,600

12. TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,247,200

13. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $12,334,300

14. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $12,028,000

15. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) $11,927,600

16. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $11,736,900

17. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $11,732,000

18. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $11,640,200

19. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) $11,372,500

20. LPPF: Alpha Male (PKL) $11,044,400

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Man Up, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Living Nightmare, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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