IWA REPORT
Vol. 21, No. 5 -- April 2016
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JOHNNY B SAYS

Next cycle, and ONLY next cycle, you can remove up to 20 losses from your wrestler's record by spending $25,000 per loss. As part of the continuing celebration of our 30th anniversary, if you pay to remove 20 losses, we'll take off an additional 10 for free!

Neatly print the following on a piece of paper: "Drop 20 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" (choose from 1 to 20 losses, and use your wrestler's ID number instead of 123). Separate the request from your trash talk by skipping some space, and include the paper with your league matches. You may deduct losses from as many of your wrestlers as you wish, but each must have the necessary funds. Remember that removing the maximum of 20 losses (plus 10 free) will cost your wrestler $500,000.

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

LPPF: Lance (GRL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches; manager's 11th career World title

U.S. Champion

ARMY/IMT: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 16 (NFL)

King of the Ring

VIRUS: Death Warrant (GWL)
James Dermott of New York; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 15

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

LPPF: Leprechaun (BRL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499

Asiatic Champion

IMT: Hades (TCL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501

Hardcore Champion

LPPF: Lance (GRL)
Michael Eaves; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Hellscream (XWL), AI: The Scarecrow (TDL)

Metropolitan Champion

Leprechaun
15 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

LPPF: Michael Mayhem (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE: Murder Refrigerator (KKL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 500

Gold Federation Champion

AI: The Scarecrow (TDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; 501

Diamond Federation Champion

IMT: C.O.G. Principle Order (NSL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Hellscream (XWL)

Bronze Federation Champion

LPPF: Lance (GRL)
Michael Eaves; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Big Time Brian Powell (AOL), IMT: Hades (TCL); manager's 74th career Federation title

Jade Federation Champion

Peter Dragon (PKL)
Martin Markos of Michigan

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

EDGE: "The Big SloMo" Andy Dubbick (AOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Pacific region

Atlantic Champion

ARMY/IMT: The Notorious D.O.N. (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 500

Central Champion

VIRUS/KDSN: Kourtney's Boyfriend Scott Disick (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500

Dixie Champion

IMT/ARMY: Arthas (XWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 500

Eastern Champion

EDGE: Masked Warrior 9 (NFL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500

Mountain Champion

IMT: Hugh Mungus (MEL)
"Everybody's Idol" Chris Miler of Michigan; 499

Northern Champion

VIRUS: The Smog (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499

Prairie Champion

EDGE: The Snuggler (HSL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 500

Southern Champion

EDGE: Cryptonomicon (SHL)
Jonathan Akers of Texas; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 7 (NFL), EDGE: Russ Spackler (GRL), IMT: Kareem Said (MML), EDGE: The Wheelbarrow (ASL), IMT: Koko B. Faz (LBL)

Western Champion

EDGE: Jakeing the Waves (HSL)
Jake Duvall; 499; edged LPPF/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #1 (ECL), EDGE: "Road Dog" Todd Packer (NBL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

WC: The Mutant Queen (MDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: It_Girl 1 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; $20,000; edged VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Friend Larsa Pippen (VVL)

Queen of the Ring

EDGE: Macho Woman Ryan Savage (MDL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 499; 272 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

EDGE: Brittney the Barber Beefcake (MDL)
Shareef Johnson; 500

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: Girl & Soda Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis; manager retained titles; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Terminators #4 & #5 (FFL)
Shareef Johnson; 516

World Six-woman Champions

VIRUS/KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian, Momager Kris Jenner, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York; retained titles

U.S. Six-woman Champions

Terminators #4, #5, #6

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: UNLV Rick Star & Evan Rude (IML)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

EDGE: Anfernee Spazio & "Macho Man" Sully Savage (SWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada

Top Contenders

3. EDGE/JERKSS: Doom Bringer & Doom Trigger (ECL)

4. EDGE: Magnificent JD & Magnum JA (NAL)

5. HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne & "Jumpin'" Jim Brazil (QPL)

6. IMT: Raffo & Francois Lefebvre (RCL)

7. EDGE: Mountain Champ Mike Cook & Northern Champ (EEL)

8. VIRUS: Swine Flu & Horse Pox (TCL)

9. MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)
ranked #12 last time

10. EDGE: Mike "Pretty Good" & Mike "Super" Cook (MEL)
ranked #8 last time

11. EDGE: Masked Warriors 5 & 6 (NFL)
IMT: Odysseus & Achilles (ABL)
IMT: Sam Seaborn & Matt Santos (LBL)
last of the teams with 516

U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; manager retained titles; 516; $20,000; edged EDGE: Bill Goldberg & Bret "The Hitman" Hart (IGL), EDGE: Maddest Canadian Hiker Gordie 13th & Gladdest Peruvian Raker Pedro 13th (AOL), VIRUS: Influenza & Shingles (TCL), EDGE: Ferris Wheeler & Deaf Leppard (NAL), IMT: L.A. Fazidential & Faz & Elrod's Infinite Floodlist (LBL), IMT: Romulus & Remus (ABL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

LPPF: Irrelevant Nobodies (You, Him, What's His Name) (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

EDGE: Bill Tetley, Turk February, Lukk 3 Ch4rms (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina & Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada (Ch4rms); Sullivan held titles 3 cycles in a row

EDGE: Mike "Conqueror," Mike "Frontrunner," Mike "The Champion" Cook (MEL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky

IMT: Gunslinger Gerrit Cole, Sureshot Stephen Strasburg, IMT/ARMY: Fireball Frank Knox (AOL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown & Jerry Anderson of Michigan (Knox); Anderson retained titles

Top Contenders

5. EDGE: Toy, Toy Truck, A Few Different Toys (HLL)
ranked #11 last time
VIRUS/KDSN: "Secretary of Treasury" Brody, "Secretary of State" Brandon Jenner, "Queen" Kim Kardashian (FSL)

7. VIRUS: Influenza, Shingles, HIV (TCL)
last of the teams with 521

8. VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Wrinkle, Friend Ciara, Baby Nori West (NBL)

9. VIRUS/KDSN: Beautiful Kourtney Kardashian, Kourtney's Son Mason, Kim's Grandma Cici (LOL)
VIRUS: Arianna Swawberry, Sweden House, Obama (TDL)
MWC: Commissioner's Bodyguard, "The Hot Shot" Tommy Hott, Wayne "the Train" Bloom (QPL)
EDGE: Masked Warriors 2, 3, 4 (NFL)
EDGE: Off the Wagon, The Last Call Legend, The AA Dropout (NAL)
IMT: Josh Lyman, Toby Zielger, Will Bailey (LBL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Jose "Long Ball" Bautista, Troy "Tater" Tulowitzki, Josh "Dinger" Donaldson (KKL)
Sully Sullivan; manager retained titles; share of $20,000

IMT/ARMY: Naked Grandpa, Hardcore Hooligan Bobby Rose, IMT: LL Cool Faz (AOL)
Jerry Anderson & Anthony Fazio (Faz); 521; edged EDGE: Guz's Parrot, Chosen Mute Parrot, The Chosen One (HLL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. NWL (1,338 matches) 446.614

2. DXL (836 matches) 490.319

3. LWL (820 matches) 490.000

4. UWL (737 matches) 488.657

5. BRL (683 matches) 491.516

6. IWL (679 matches) 491.122

7. CCL (617 matches) 492.161

8. NBL (503 matches) 492.903
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

9. CWL (502 matches) 479.750

10. ECL (438 matches) 492.558

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $34,858,700

2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $24,629,700

3. LPPF/RWS: Mike Drake (HWL) $24,089,300

4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL) $22,764,600

5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $21,484,679

6. Arsenal (XWL) $17,129,400

7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $16,127,100

8. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,729,438

9. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $15,618,700

10. LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,784,600

11. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,720,100

12. LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,638,600

13. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $12,014,100

14. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (HLL) $11,589,600

15. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $11,564,800

16. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $11,324,400

17. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $11,296,700

18. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $11,248,100

19. LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) $11,010,000

20. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) $10,995,000

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Knight's Honor, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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