IWA REPORT
Vol. 21, No. 4 -- March 2016
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STABLECADE 2016

This year, the VIRUS stable had the highest average when counting the top five strategy totals from each group that entered the contest! Each stable member who accepted the challenge, listed below, was awarded $100,000 in imaginary money.

  • Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
    GRL: Candyman, Gone Aria, Wicked Clown, Wicked Ringmaster
    KKL: F.B. III, Maybe Maybe, Medusa "The Serpent" Burns, Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns
    NAL: Ebola, Herpes, Scrub-A-Licious, West Nile
    TCL: AIDS, Chlamydia, Cow Pox, HIV, Horse Pox, Spanish Flu, Swine Flu, Yellow Fever
    TDL: The Angry, The Contaminated Beavers, Ponderosa, Sweden House
    WEL: CNS Symptoms, Gastroenteritis, Rabies, Viral Infection
  • Michael D. Klink of New York
    LBL: Dalton Payne
  • Mitchell Morrissey of Missouri
    ECL: Donny "the Blazing," Johnny "the Jet" Flammingo, Skyblade the Tiger King
    GRL: "The Horror" Nick Nitemare, Johnny Slaughter, "Lord Humongus" Axel Blade
  • John Voss of New Jersey
    LWL: "The Impeccable" Damon Voss
  • Keith D. Voss of Austria
    LWL: Keith "The Devil" Voss
  • Matt Yunick of New York
    BRL: A.I. Contestant Kanye West, Alcoholic Khloe, Party Goer Kourtney Kardashian, Kimye's Son Saint, Superfan Marlene Chinea, World's Greatest Wife Kim K.
    DXL: Kardashian Girls Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Reality Stars Colin, Marilyn, Matt Kardashian
    ECL: Kanye's Soulmate Kim Kardashian, Kim's Soulmate Kanye West, Kim's Future Husband Matt Y., Kim's Lovely Manager Kris Jenner, Selfies Queen Kimmy, Socialites Khloe, Kourtney Kardashian, World's Greatest Father Bruce Jenner
    GRL: Advisor Khloe Kardashian, Foreign Affairs Minister Kris, Justice Minister Bruce Jenner, Kardashian Employee Matt Y., "King Kanye," "Prince" Saint, "Princess" Nori West, "Queen" Kim Kardashian
    NBL: Curious Kylie Jenner, Homeless Man Shorty, Investigator Jake Schmidt, Kim's Baby Nori West, Kim's Friend Ciara, Liberal Mother Kris Jenner, World's Greatest Mother Kourtney K., World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K.
    XPL: Astronaut Khloe, Professor Kim, Scientist Kourtney Kardashian, Doctor Kanye West, Engineer Bruce, Entrepreneur Kris Jenner

The stables below are ranked by the average strategy total of the five best members in each:

499.2 VIRUS
497.8 Classic
494 MWC
493.8 independent wrestlers
493 2XW
492.6 TDA
489 LB

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

W.P. Mills of Wisconsin

SA: Depraved Indifference (XWL) 1,011-265-48, $3,191,600 *23

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

IMT: Blake Bishop, All-American (OSL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

U.S. Champion

IMT: Yankee Doodle Fazzy (LBL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches

King of the Ring

EDGE: Manimal (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager retained title; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 276 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 12, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

EDGE: Jessie Spano's Dad (LOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 500

Asiatic Champion

IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers (DXL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 499; edged EDGE: Da Vanilla Twista (NBL), VIRUS: Spanish Flu (TCL), VIRUS/KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian (ECL)

Hardcore Champion

IMT: Ari Gold (MML)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; edged VIRUS: Wicked Clown (GRL)

Metropolitan Champion

Jeff Chambers
10 free matches; edged Da Vanilla Twista

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

EMC/LPPF: Mr. Never See It Coming (EEL)
Melvin "Mayhem" DeJesus of New York; 500

Steel Federation Champion

IMT: Blake Bishop, All-American (OSL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 501

Gold Federation Champion

IMT: Ari Gold (MML)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501

Diamond Federation Champion

EDGE: IWA Rookie Mike Cook (ABL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 500; edged EDGE: Chunkz the Overweight Grizzly (RCL), EDGE: Jessie Spano's Dad (LOL), IMT: Syrio Forel (NFL)

Bronze Federation Champion

VIRUS: Wicked Clown (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 501

Jade Federation Champion

IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers (DXL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 499

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

ARMY/IMT: "Violence Incarnate" Reese Kallaway (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Southern region; edged EDGE: "Jumpin'" John Olerud (AEL)

Atlantic Champion

EDGE: Mascara Sensata (AAL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 501

Central Champion

IMT: Kid Karnage (MEL)
"Everybody's Idol" Chris Miler of Michigan; 500; edged EDGE: Jacob Q (EHL)

Dixie Champion

IMT: Elvis Elliot (MEL)
Chris Miler; 500; edged LPPF/TSD: Mystery Masked Destiny #2 (ECL)

Eastern Champion

ARMY/IMT: "The Degenerate" Marcellus Kavanaugh (AAL)
Donald Henry; 499; edged IMT: Jack Jeckyl (MEL), IMT/ARMY: The Masked Proctologist (AOL), EDGE: Ferragus Brennan (CWL)

Mountain Champion

EDGE: "Wrestling Demon" Money (IIL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 500

Northern Champion

BLOOD: The Megabrain Mark Duchaine (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500

Pacific Champion

EDGE: True Soldier (JDL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501; edged EDGE: Self Conscious Honey Badger (RCL)

Prairie Champion

LPPF/TSD: Damien (ECL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500

Western Champion

IMT: Bobby Braxton (MEL)
Chris Miler; 500; edged VIRUS/KDSN: "Princess" Nori West (GRL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

VIRUS/KDSN: World's Greatest Sister Kimberly K. (LLL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Lawyer Laura Wasser (VVL), Mistress of the Underworld #3

Ladies' U.S. Champion

VIRUS/KDSN: Rob's Former Girlfriend Adrienne Bailon (VVL)
Matt Yunick; 499; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; held title 3 cycles in a row; 10 free matches; 269 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

IMT: Jan Dangerously (VVL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: It_Girls 2 & 4 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; edged previous champions LPPF: Mistresses of the Underworld #1 & #3 (FFL)

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

IMT: Knights of the Queensguard #1 & #2 (MDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 516

World Six-woman Champions

LPPF: Masked Mistress #1, Drama Queens - Mikayla, Megan (LLL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Mistress) & Keith A. Maple

VIRUS/KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian, Momager Kris Jenner, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick; 521

U.S. Six-woman Champions

VIRUS/KDSN: Kim's Hero Jennifer Lopez, Pregnant Kim Kardashian, Khloe's BFF Malika (LLL)
Matt Yunick

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Aaron Rapoport & Dave Skylark (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

EDGE: UNLV Rick Star & Evan Rude (IML)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada

EDGE: Richard & Gary Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana of California

VIRUS: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson & "The American Dream" Dirty Toad (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan

ARMY/IMT: "Hardcore Legend" Lance & "Blackheart" Brett Severance (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois

IMT: Kid Dynamite J.T. Thunder & Quicksilver R.J. Lightning (NFL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; entered due to an in-league error

Top Contenders

7. LPPF: Jury & Johnny Rogue (BRL)
ranked #4 last time

8. EDGE: Mike "Pretty Good" & Mike "Super" Cook (MEL)

9. IMT: Newtown Hoax & Second Amendment (NDL)
ranked #5 last time
LPPF: Conjoined Twins - Ned & Ted (ECL)

11. EDGE/JERKSS: The Evil Man & The Boy (GRL)

12. EDGE: Clay Pigeon & Deadbeat (NFL)
BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
VU: Shotgun Sammy Rave & Jackknife Jake Thunder (PRL)
MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)

16. IMT: "Young Contrarian" Anthony & "The Antitheist" Anthony Fazio (DXL)

17. EDGE: Droids 1 & 2 (TDL)

18. Axel & Alex Von Snapp (PKL)

19. EDGE: Apprentice & Bush Leaguer (FSL)

20. EDGE: The Prodigy & Toy Car (HLL)

21. VIRUS: STD & The Wild Bushman (HWL)
last of the teams with 516

U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Gabriel & Adam Q (EHL)
Eugene Quintana; share of $20,000

EDGE: Work Beatle John Lenin & Richard Karl Marx (NDL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina

VIRUS: "Jing-A-Ling" Jing-A-Ling & The Smog (GRL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; 516; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Numbers One & Three (BRL), VIRUS: Chicken Pox & Measles (NAL), EDGE: Dumbbell & Numbskull (NFL), EDGE: Droids 3 & 4 (TDL), IMT/ARMY: Magnificent Morgan Freeman & Electrifying Emmanuel Lewis (PRL), EDGE: And I Am Him & He is I (FSL), EDGE: BV Hero & FU-DOG (IML), EDGE: Ultimo & Jushin Thunder Sully Sullivan (HWL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: Uno, Dos, Tres (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; moved up from U.S. titles; manager held titles 7 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Masked Invaders 1, 2, 3 (MML)
Rich Reilly

EDGE: RDY2PRTY, Giffy the JPEG Image, Chocolate Thunda (KKL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; manager retained titles

EDGE: Droids 01, 02, 03 (FLL)
Eugene Quintana of California

LPPF: Mr. Convenient, Mr. Obvious, Adrenaline (PKL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager retained titles

VIRUS/KDSN/X-NAT: World's Greatest Mother Kourtney K., Jealous Sister Khloe K., Kim's Husband Kanye West (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York

IMT/ARMY: Sensational Scott, The Hitman Aiden, Connor the Crippler Anderson (AOL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan

IMT/ARMY: Ned Low, Jack Rackham, Captain Flint (AWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa

ARMY/IMT: "La Guera Loca" Eva Santhiago, "El Chapo" Felix Beltran, "El Sicario" Oscar Leyva (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois

Top Contenders

10. EDGE: Macaulay Culkin, Jose Pesci, Daniel Stern (SWL)
ranked #10 last time

11. EDGE: Toy, Toy Truck, A Few Different Toys (HLL)
last of the teams with 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

VIRUS: Obama's Mama, Osama's Mama, Osama (TDL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager retained titles; share of $20,000

EDGE: Joe Jesus, DWill, B.Lo (JDL)
Rich Reilly; manager retained titles

EDGE: "Homewrecker" Sheila Decker, Maggie "White Collar" McLeod, Janet "The Planet" McGroot (NBL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina

EDGE: Droids 04, 05, 06 (FLL)
Eugene Quintana

EDGE: Kokane Koala, Amfetameen Antelope, Extacee Emu (DXL)
Sully Sullivan

ARMY/IMT: "Lone Drifter" Jackson Kutler, "Underground Legend" Jermaine Lawless, "Voice of Dissent" Tyrone Duncan (AAL)
Donald Henry

IMT/ARMY: Chainz, Wrought, Draxxor (ASL)
Jeff Chambers; 521

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. NWL (1,420 matches) 441.313

2. NBL (925 matches) 493.635
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

3. LWL (829 matches) 490.800

4. DXL (817 matches) 492.463

5. IWL (745 matches) 485.774

6. UWL (690 matches) 488.045

7. BRL (656 matches) 490.576

8. CCL (640 matches) 489.341

9. CWL (530 matches) 482.400

10. GRL (454 matches) 493.425

 

TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only

1. Arsenal (XWL) 13,012-1,688-467

2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 11,408-2,619-755

3. LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) 10,051-1,013-264

4. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 9,654-324-75

5. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 8,221-503-129

6. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL) 7,809-667-190

7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 7,710-723-175

8. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 7,116-1,380-450

9. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 6,359-802-146

10. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 5,765-913-269

11. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) 5,624-912-153

12. VIRUS: Death Warrant (GWL) 5,610-458-101

13. LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 5,587-1,369-274

14. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) 5,567-903-151

15. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) 5,535-869-162

16. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) 5,520-932-147

17. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) 5,514-885-154

18. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 5,289-562-185

19. "Mr. Everything" Kirk Lockran (AWL) 5,002-1,160-236

20. Dan the Man (HSL) 4,963-900-157

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Heroes and Legends, Iron Man, Main Event, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Classic Championship Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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