IWA REPORT
Vol. 21, No. 2 -- February 2016
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WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: The Fool (LSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

"All of EDGE congratulates our brother Erik Davis for getting his third World title in less than a year. And here's a quote for all the naysayers:"

"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts."
-- Aristotle

"We have impact in every major league, including the BRL and LWL constantly. We play amongst the best competition and win repeatedly. We are not some loose compilation of talent held together by duct tape, a loss of identity, and a pipe dream. We are the longest continuously-running successful crew that this game has ever seen for reasons that others simply do not understand and cannot possibly imitate. We are EDGE."

U.S. Champion

LPPF: Playboy Pat Burrell (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches

King of the Ring

Jester (FLL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi; a plaque or 25 free matches; 275 KotR total; edged LPPF: Michael Maddness (EEL); hold positions were 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13; battle royal hold positions were 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 14, 15

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

EDGE: Brad Pittfighter (LOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 501; edged EDGE: Corby Tender (AAL)

Asiatic Champion

EDGE: Kuroi Miboujin (NBL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 501

Hardcore Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: The Fool (LSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Entropy (XWL), LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL)

Metropolitan Champion

Kuroi Miboujin
10 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

MWC: Commissioner's Bodyguard (QPL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 499; edged JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML), LPPF: Slapped Fate (NGL)

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: The Fool (LSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged EDGE: Kuroi Miboujin (NBL)

Gold Federation Champion

EDGE: Scavenger Mongoose (GWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; edged MWC: Pit Boss (FSL)

Diamond Federation Champion

EDGE: Brad Pittfighter (LOL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; manager retained title; 501; edged IMT/ARMY: Entropy (XWL)

Bronze Federation Champion

LPPF: Brown Ninja (EHL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; edged BMF: Staff Infection (AOL); manager's 72nd career Federation title

Jade Federation Champion

LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; edged EDGE: Corby Tender (AAL)

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

IMT: The Faz & the Furious: Tokyo Flood (RCL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Northern region; manager retained regional title

Atlantic Champion

VIRUS: M.J. "The Fabulous One" (DXL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 501

Central Champion

ARMY/IMT: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501

Dixie Champion

IMT: The Flame Warrior (MML)
Anthony Fazio; 500; edged EDGE: IWA Veteran Mike Cook (ABL)

Eastern Champion

EDGE: Northern Champ Mike Cook (ABL)
Michael Cook of Kentucky; 501

Mountain Champion

EDGE: Bottle Popper (SWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; manager retained title; 499

Pacific Champion

ARMY/IMT: "Master Manipulator" Calypso Toombs (CZL)
Donald Henry; 499; edged Robby Grimm (OSL)

Prairie Champion

IMT: Pope Alexander VI (ABL)
Anthony Fazio; 499; edged ARMY/IMT: "Pimp Daddy" Hootie Jones (CZL)

Southern Champion

KDSN/X.ORG: World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; edged IMT: Gaius Octavius Augustus (ABL)

Western Champion

IMT: Remus (ABL)
Anthony Fazio; manager retained title; 500

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

LPPF: Xtreme Xplosion Amy Christine Dumas (LLL)
Keith A. Maple; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple; 266 QotR total; edged KDSN: Dash Employee Carrie (VVL)

Ladies' National Champion

VIRUS/KDSN: North's Nanny #1 (LLL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

LPPF: Brain Busters Bride & Brawler (VVL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

LPPF: Guzinga & Brain Buster Butcher (VVL)
Michael Drake; edged previous champions IMT: Arya Stark & Daenerys Targaryen (FFL)

World Six-woman Champions

IMT: Ashara Dayne, Arianne Martell, Lyanna Stark (FFL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager retained titles

U.S. Six-woman Champions

KDSN: Masked Kourtney Kardashian, Momager Kris Jenner, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick; edged previous champions IMT: Sansa Stark, Elia Martell, Margaery Tyrell (FFL)

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

BLOOD: Alex & Axel Von Snapp (CWL)
Matt Riley of Massachusetts; ranked #3 last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

MWC: "The Stunning One" Steven M. Shotliff & "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks (FSL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; missed U.S. titles by point flow last time

EDGE: Rocky Dennis Picture Show & Trunkin' John Merrick (NDL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina

EDGE/JERKSS: Doom Bringer & Doom Trigger (ECL)
Erik Davis of Washington

Top Contenders

5. LPPF: "Backwood Hillbillies" Cousins Clyde & Cletus (NBL)

6. BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)

7. VIRUS: Ponderosa & Sweden House (TDL)

8. EDGE: Jimcy & Grocery Man (HWL)
last of the teams with 516

9. ARMY/IMT: "Mack Daddy of Violence" Rodney Pierce & "Silencer" Eddie Camden (CZL)

10. ARMY/IMT: "Lone Drifter" Jackson Kutler & "Voice of Dissent" Tyrone Duncan (AAL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

LPPF/BGD: Half Man & Half Amazing (NBL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 516; $20,000

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

VIRUS: Swine Flu, Spanish Flu, Shingles (TCL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager held titles 15 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz, M.J. "The Fabulous One," F.B.III from Proctology (DXL)
Mitchell Johnson & Frank Jay Belcher III (F.B.III), both of Michigan

EDGE: Masked Invaders 1, 2, 3 (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row

IMT/ARMY: Mr. Meme, Human Bedpan, The Illustrious Fifteenth Hold (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

IMT/ARMY: Hershel Greene, Omura?, The Guy who played Katsumoto (QPL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa

KDSN/X.ORG: Prudish Father Bruce Jenner, Kardashian Pal O.J. Simpson, Investigator Jake Schmidt (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York

Top Contenders

7. EDGE: "Make 'em Say" Uncle Joey Gladstone, Uncle Jessie "Have No Mercy" Katsopolis, Most Improved Lizard (PKL)
last of the teams with 521

8. IMT: The First Sword of Braavos, Syrio Forel, Jhaqen H'ghar (NFL)
previous champions
EDGE: Scavengers Weasel, Worm, Hyena (GWL)
MWC: "Flamboyant" Johnny Stewart, "Sexy" Lenny Nightmare, Blackjack Sullivan (FSL)
VIRUS: Oprah, Osama, Obama (TDL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

KDSN: Kourtney's Mole, Khloe's Freckle, "Karate" Kimberly Kardashian (FSL)
Matt Yunick; 521; $20,000; edged IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Men #7, #9, #10.5 (DXL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. NWL (1,119 matches) 447.789

2. BRL (913 matches) 489.864

3. LWL (859 matches) 491.885

4. IWL (746 matches) 485.226

5. GRL (528 matches) 488.991

6. NBL (511 matches) 492.491
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

7. ECL (471 matches) 490.667

8. CWL (445 matches) 482.390

9. WEL (361 matches) 491.478

10. FSL (334 matches) 483.506

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $34,495,400

2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $24,204,900

3. LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) $23,932,100

4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (PKL) $22,747,300

5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $21,306,679

6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $20,381,900

7. Arsenal (XWL) $16,643,900

8. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $16,232,800

9. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $16,007,100

10. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,633,638

11. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $15,590,000

12. LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,744,800

13. LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,597,000

14. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,579,500

15. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $11,836,300

16. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL) $11,508,600

17. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $11,305,100

18. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $11,070,100

19. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) $11,024,300

20. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) $11,021,600

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Iron Glove, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Deluxe Wrestling, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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