IWA REPORT
Vol. 20, No. 17 -- Holidays 2015
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IMAGIMANIA XXX

Listed below are the managers who secured the contracts of the Dirty Thirty, along with the wrestlers who impressed each member enough to gain his or her services. Those wrestlers were awarded $300,000 in imaginary money! Thanks to everyone who competed in this special event.

 

"1337 hAx0r" Carl Wayne Jeffries

APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)
Vicki Lynch of New Jersey

"Action Star" Beauregard Blunderson

Classic: Blackjack Barry Gamble (ESL)
Johnny Stryker

Bouncing Baby Boyden

BLOOD: Grave Dust (XPL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont

Brendan "3-Card" Monty

CHAOS: Vitamin Z (XPL)
Zach Harper of Oregon

Darius T. Ruffshod

Dragonmaster (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II of New Jersey

Felix "9 Lives" Buenaventura

EDGE: Cormac Flood (BRL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan

Grigor the Longshoreman

EDGE: Suicide King Thiago E. Dela Cruz (GWL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada

"Gum Wrapper" Marlon Briggs

RX: Crazy Carl (NWL)
Carl T. Wortman of Ohio

"Homewrecker" Sheila Decker

EDGE: Deaf Leppard (NAL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina

"Honest" John Giandoli

DOD: El Barbaro (BRL)
Jason Frymier of Ohio

Horace "The Mechanic" Higgenbottom

BITW: Blackheart Dickinson (HWL)
Tony Robinson of Florida

"In Demand" William Bundal

FMR/ARMY: Slim Charles (CZL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown

Janet "The Planet" McGroot

EDGE: Ted Sheckler (HWL)
Jake Duvall

Julian the Astonishing

EDGE: Safety Dance (MML)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada

"Jungle" Jim Sokolov

3G: Beau Dallas (FFL)
Joe Lande of Minnesota

Kuroi Miboujin

EDGE: Deep Space Pig (NAL)
Jake Duvall

Louis "The Closer" Sarafian

Barry Gamble

Maggie "White Collar" McLeod

EDGE: Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
Jake Duvall

"Mastermind" Xavier Takahashi

Beau Dallas

The Mighty Mockingbird

Grave Dust

Papa Razzo

FMR: Legalize Sleaze (NDL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio

Rev. Robert the Righteous

FMR/ARMY: Charles Vane (CZL)
Anthony Fazio

Rolex Hamilton

Classic: "Honky Tonkin'" Ray Blaine Ferris (ESL)
Johnny Stryker

"Sand Man" Horatio Sanderson

BLOOD: The Megabrain Mark Duchaine (NAL)
Mark Duchaine

Scabbo the Clown

Vitamin Z

Sgt. Dee Dee Smackdown

Legalize Sleaze

The Shadow of Doubt

T.J. Shocker (IWL)
Joe Lande

"Stand-up" Seamus Doolittle

EDGE: Fabulous Mitch Yunique (RCL)
Sully Sullivan

The Terror of Tanglewood

Randy the Ramm (BRL)
Jason Frymier

Unwashed Hans

LB: Nature Boy Tommy Landell (ASL)
Frank Snow of Tennessee

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Keith A. Maple of Ohio

LPPF: Big Mofo (GRL) 1,000-295-67, $2,577,500 *41

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

EDGE: "The Moderate Superstar" Cannibal (FJL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches; manager's 16th career World title

U.S. Champion

EDGE: Gilius Thunderhead (FJL)
Garett Guzman; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; manager's 16th career U.S. title

King of the Ring

FMR/ARMY: Terrifying Tony Danza (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan; a plaque or 25 free matches; 275 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 11, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

ARMY/FMR: Mr. Grudge (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 500

Asiatic Champion

FMR: Inalienable Rights (NDL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; 500; edged EDGE: Joe Jesus (JDL)

Hardcore Champion

EDGE: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (LSL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; edged AI: Francis Xavier Cross (TDL)

Metropolitan Champion

EDGE: Liam Larrikan (IWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; retained title; 500; 30 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

BLOOD: Tickle Me Pitbull (XPL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; edged Æ/LPPF: Slapped Fate (EEL), EDGE: Whitelightning's Warrior #1 (CSL)

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE: Taco Ortiz (IIL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained title; 500

Gold Federation Champion

FMR: Inalienable Rights (NDL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; 500; edged previous champion EDGE: Liam Larrikan (IWL)

Diamond Federation Champion

EDGE: "The Moderate Superstar" Cannibal (FJL)
Garett Guzman; manager retained title; 501; manager's 63rd career Federation title

Bronze Federation Champion

LPPF: Celtic Tiger (EHL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; manager's 70th career Federation title

Jade Federation Champion

ARMY/FMR: Mr. Grudge (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 500; edged FMR/ARMY: Fearless Frank Blaze (PRL), EDGE: Joe Jesus (JDL)

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

FMR/ARMY: Slayer (XWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region

Atlantic Champion

LPPF: Mighty Max Stargunn (NDL)
Jason Battaglia of New York; 500

Central Champion

LPPF: Product of Arrogance #1 (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499; edged EDGE: Yokozuna (LSL), EDGE: The Immortal S.J. Perfect (FLL)

Dixie Champion

EDGE: Grandpa's Nutty War (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; 499; edged EDGE: Goodguy Gordy Goodwood (TDL)

Mountain Champion

EDGE: Soul Suckin' Jerk (CZL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500

Northern Champion

EDGE: Tanner Summers (GRL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 500

Pacific Champion

FMR/ARMY: Julius Caesar (ABL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501

Prairie Champion

LPPF: Titan (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500

Southern Champion

ARMY/FMR: "El Sicario" Oscar Leyva (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; manager retained title; 500; edged FEDERALIST: The Purple Man (QPL)

Western Champion

FMR/ARMY: Randall (AWL)
Jeff Chambers; 499

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

LPPF: Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino (FFL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager retained title; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

LPPF: Mistress of the Underworld #5 (FFL)
Keith A. Maple; $20,000; edged Jean Baljean

Queen of the Ring

LPPF: Mean Jean Baljean (MDL)
Jason Battaglia of New York; manager retained title; 273 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

EDGE: Dreamgirl Dana Powers (VVL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 499

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: Rebels Tela & Sarah (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; retained titles; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

FMR/ARMY: Knights of the Queensguard #3 & #4 (MDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown

World Six-woman Champions

LPPF: The Beautiful Ones (LLL)
Keith A. Maple (Jamie Szantyr, Lauren Williams, Ashley Cabot); 521

U.S. Six-woman Champions

Scary Lady, Rebels Tela, Sarah
retained titles

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Tadpole Made of Lightning & Bartholomew the High Class Sea Bass (GRL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; ranked #10 last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

ARMY/FMR: "Ghetto Superstar" Shedrick Porter & "Urban American Dream" Leon Walls (JDL)
ARMY/FMR: "Hardcore Luchador" El Muerte Rojo & Mad Man Schrodinger (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois

FMR/ARMY: The Real Deal Richard Dawson & Barbaric Bob Barker (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan

VIRUS: HPV & VIRUS/LPPF: Pneumonia (WEL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan

Top Contenders

6. LPPF: Half Man & Half Amazing (NBL)

7. BLOOD: Tickle Me Pitbull & Max Violence (XPL)

8. LPPF: The GRL Jabroni & Mr. CLL Xtreme (SWL)

9. EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)

10. FEDERALIST: Double Agent & Triple Agent (QPL)

11. FMR: "The Spider" Varys & FMR/ARMY: Lord Petyr Baelish (NFL)

12. EDGE: Steve Crenshaw & Jack Hamilton (AEL)
last of the teams with 516

U.S. Tag-team Champions

VIRUS/LPPF: The Dead Bodyman & HFRS (WEL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; manager retained titles; 516; $20,000; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Washington's Third Best & Train (TCL), EDGE: Buff Sackgood & Diamond Houston Leaflet (SWL), FMR: "Kingslayer" Ser Jamie Lannister & "The Red Viper" Oberyn Martell (NFL), EDGE: Glenn V. Tingley & Sweet Tea Jordan (AAL), VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Rogers & The Killer Kangaroo (HWL), EDGE: Herman the Housecat from Heck & Polar Petey the Bear from Up There (GRL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

ARMY/FMR: "Urban Sheik" Sayid Al-Fayeed, "South Side Bully" Debo Markham, "Violence Incarnate" Reese Kallaway (CZL)
ARMY/FMR: "Inner City Guerilla" Ruckus Scarsdale, "Fist of the Voiceless" Daryl Coleman, "Bloodletter" Xeno X-Rod Rodriguez (JDL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

VIRUS: Cholera, Chicken Pox, Measles (NAL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 13 cycles in a row

EDGE: Pad See Ew, Pad Thai, Chong Li (EEL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 8 cycles in a row

EDGE: Red Mage, Black Belt, Thief (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

EDGE: Macaulay Culkin, Jose Pesci, Daniel Stern (SWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada

FEDERALIST: Uncle Wade Wilson, The Purple Man, Commander Riker (QPL)
"Edged Out" from Facility 15

FMR/ARMY: Mr. Meme, Human Bedpan, The Illustrious Fifteenth Hold (PRL)
Jerry Anderson of Michigan

FMR/ARMY: Infected Corpse, Decayed Spirit, Scourged Flesh (AEL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa

LPPF: James Rogue, Products of Arrogance #1, #2 (BRL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Rogue) & Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Top Contenders

11. VIRUS: The Contaminated, The Angry, The Mysterious Beavers (TDL)
last of the teams with 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Milo the Wonder Dachshund, Lucky the Wonder Poodle, Belton the Wonder Basset (NGL)
Garett Guzman; manager held titles 6 cycles in a row; share of $20,000

FMR: Fourth Amendment, Libertarian, Close the Borders (NDL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; 521; edged EDGE: P.F. Chang's, Hash House A Go Go, Buffalo Wild Wings (EEL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only

1. LWL (816 matches) 490.111

2. NBL (746 matches) 488.452

3. BRL (659 matches) 493.216
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

4. IWL (648 matches) 489.478

5. CWL (388 matches) 485.486

6. AWL (386 matches) 490.561

7. MML (368 matches) 492.431

8. GRL (362 matches) 487.529

9. ECL (358 matches) 493.000

10. NSL (322 matches) 492.029

 

TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only

1. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 134

2. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 116

3. BLOOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (BRL) 114

4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (BRL) 103

5. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 99

6. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) 97

7. BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 94

8. BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL) 92

9. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL)
Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 90

11. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (SML) 89

12. LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) 88

13. BLOOD: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 83

14. EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore (BRL) 82

15. EDGE: Luscious Larry Lawrence (ASL)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL)
SA: Mister Chad Champion (SML) 81

18. BLOOD: Bruiser Brett Brown (BRL)
BLOOD: Buda Von Blitzen (XPL) 80

20. BLOOD: Diabolical Jerry Savage (NAL)
BLOOD: The Executioner (XPL)
BLOOD: Inferno (GRL) 78

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Smoky Mountain, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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