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JOHNNY B SAYS
Imagimania has arrived, and this time we're giving away 30 free battle royal entries, 900 free matches, and $9,000,000 in imaginary money! See the enclosed flyer for all the exciting details. Join in the fun and help us celebrate our 30th year in existence.
Also, don't throw away that Halloween mask just yet -- the Unknown Wrestler League returns next cycle!
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Jonathan Riehle of Washington
VU: Sean "Reaper" Davis (XPL) 1,141-312-40, $1,639,800 *21
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Æ/LPPF: Magnificent Matthew Siik (GRL) 1,005-291-53, $2,745,800 *35
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Dash (TTL)
Erik Davis of Washington; manager retained title; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
Æ/LPPF: Duke Ken (MEL)
Æ/LPPF: Dean Ambrose (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged R.L. Bream, EDGE: Clark Pierpont (CWL), FMR: Kevin Elrod's America (NDL), Shotgun James Carnage (IWL), EDGE: Masta Mind (MML), EDGE: Black Cop (FSL), DOD: Ghost Lee Shadows (BRL), FMR/ARMY: Detective Rust Cohle (AEL)
King of the Ring
EDGE: Hotshot R.L. Bream (TTL)
Rob Bream of Pennsylvania; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; 276 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10, 12, 15
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
EDGE: Disciple of Terror 5 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501
Asiatic Champion
KDSN/X.ORG: World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; edged EDGE: Whirly Hurley (NDL)
Hardcore Champion
Æ/LPPF: Drake Younger (WSL) (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Kim K.
25 free matches; edged Blackjack Robertson (IWL)
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
Æ/LPPF: Mike Drake (MEL)
Æ/LPPF: Drake Younger (WSL) (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501
Steel Federation Champion
KDSN/X.ORG: World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Dash (TTL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged EDGE: Whirly Hurley (NDL), Blackjack Robertson (IWL)
Diamond Federation Champion
ARMY: Raffo (RCL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 499
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE: Disciple of Terror 5 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501
Jade Federation Champion
Æ/LPPF: Bull Frog (SHL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; manager's 69th career Federation title
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
ARMY/FMR: "Wayward Son" Irvin Cross (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region
Atlantic Champion
EDGE: Los Corrones Crocodilo (TDL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 501
Central Champion
EDGE: Masked Invader 2 (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501
Eastern Champion
Æ/LPPF: Roderick Strong (HSL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; edged KDSN: Talented Kimmy Kardashian (HWL)
Mountain Champion
FMR/ARMY: Koko B. Faz (MML)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager retained title; 501
Northern Champion
FMR/ARMY: Faz Van Dam (MML)
Anthony Fazio; 500; edged EDGE: Disciple of Terror 6 (AEL)
Pacific Champion
FMR/ARMY: Krakatoa (CZL)
Anthony Fazio; 500; entered due to an in-league error; champion would have been Constantyn (CWL, Travis Larrabee, 500)
Prairie Champion
Crayven (CWL)
Travis Larrabee of Pennsylvania; 500
Southern Champion
Æ/LPPF: C.H. Drake (MEL)
Michael Drake; 499
Western Champion
Æ/LPPF: Timothy the 33rd (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; edged FMR/ARMY: Russian Bear Vladmir Drogo (MML), MWC: Foot Soldier #3 (SML), BLOOD: Brutal Barry Stryker (PKL), DOD: Willie the Wild Woodsman (BRL)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
Æ/LPPF: C.M. Punk (MDL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
Æ/LPPF: Andre Linoge (MDL)
Michael Drake; 500; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
Æ/LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; retained title; 10 free matches; 272 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
Æ/LPPF: Latino Lover Boy (MDL)
Michael Drake; edged WC: The Mutant Harlequin (MDL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
Æ/LPPF: Brain Busters Bubba & Butch (MDL)
Michael Drake; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Cleaning Lady & Snowbird Beth (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; edged Æ/LPPF: Brain Busters Brawler & Brute (MDL)
World Six-woman Champions
FMR/ARMY: Shield Maidens of Isengard, Mordor, Moria (MDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
FMR/ARMY: Shield Maidens of Rivendell, Gondor, Rohan (MDL)
Anthony Fazio
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Assassins #1 & #2 (XPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. EDGE/JERKSS: Smart & Dr. Mean (WEL)
3. KDSN: Armenian Princess Kim Kardashian & Kim's Next Child??? (LOL)
4. ARMY/FMR: "Hardcore Luchadore" El Muerte Rojo & Mad Man Schrodinger (CZL)
last of the teams with 516
5. DOD: Elija the Mountain Man & Willie the Wild Woodsman (BRL)
6. KDSN: Kourtney's Boyfriend Scott Disick & Kim's Future Husband Matt Y. (ECL)
7. EDGE: "Insane" Shane Hogg & Superstar Billy Silva (TTL)
EDGE/JERKSS: EDIDDY & Box Cutter Bryan (ASL)
9. The Bear Sandy Francisco & Steve the Hitman Chambers (IWL)
10. FMR: Comedy and Podcast Hero & Elrod the Musical (CSL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
Van Death Valen & "The Shadow" Tony Loewen (BRL)
Alex Blythe of Virginia; $20,000; edged Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Assassins #4 & #5 (XPL), EDGE: Leon J. Piledriver & Ronny Q. Suplex (HWL), FMR/ARMY: Johnny Drama & Turtle (MML), MWC: Commissioner Lenny Finkle & Commissioner's Bodyguard (QPL, missed titles by point flow last time)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Friendo, Kid A, Bodysnatcher (HSL)
EDGE: Pampangan, Pangasinan, Cebuano (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 6 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
VIRUS/LPPF: Yur Mama, Yur Papa, Drooly Ghouly (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 11 cycles in a row
KDSN: Yet Another Kardashian, Kim's Lovely Manager Kris Jenner, The Last Kardashian? (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row
FMR/ARMY: The Fazfather, "The Envelope Pusher" Anthony, "Absolute Perfection" Anthony Fazio (GRL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row
Æ/LPPF: Often Imitated, Never Duplicated, Lyle (QPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio & Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Lyle); managers retained titles
ARMY/FMR: "Chair Swinging Freak" Bo Trammell, "Epitome of Anarchy" Jayvo Barclay, Ironhorse (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois
EDGE: Red Mage, Black Belt, Thief (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey
Top Contenders
9. EDGE: "Insane" Shane Hogg, Superstar Billy Silva, "The Hammer" Greg Johnson (TTL)
10. FMR: Eldorado's Pizza Pie, Guido's Pizza, Lindsay Lohan's Liquor Cabinet (FSL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Ed Bradley Cooper, Rick Barry Manilow, Elton John Malkovich (FSL)
Garett Guzman; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $20,000
FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principles Humanity, Purity, Honor (XWL)
Anthony Fazio; 521; edged EDGE: Senator Tankerbell, Capital G, EDGE/420: Black Widow (IIL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. LWL (795 matches) 492.538
2. BRL (769 matches) 493.432
3. IWL (734 matches) 489.851
4. NBL (625 matches) 482.267
5. MML (536 matches) 493.600
6. GRL (499 matches) 491.296
7. AWL (435 matches) 489.604
8. HWL (390 matches) 492.011
9. CWL (383 matches) 485.000
10. XWL (365 matches) 493.859
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. Arsenal (XWL) 12,345-1,550-428
2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 11,094-2,530-696
3. Æ/LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) 9,828-974-257
4. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (SML) 9,497-309-74
5. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 7,983-491-127
6. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (BRL) 7,711-658-186
7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 7,561-709-172
8. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,235-1,763-341
9. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 6,913-1,236-424
10. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 6,180-776-143
11. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 5,630-901-268
12. Æ/LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 5,507-1,338-271
13. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) 5,377-889-147
14. VIRUS: Death Warrant (GWL) 5,371-436-97
15. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) 5,341-865-147
16. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) 5,317-877-142
17. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) 5,307-844-155
18. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) 5,292-853-146
19. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 5,208-2,079-457
20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 5,138-2,039-435
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat
Diamond Federation
At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Smoky Mountain, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite
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