IWA REPORT
Vol. 20, No. 15 -- November 2015
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JOHNNY B SAYS

Imagimania has arrived, and this time we're giving away 30 free battle royal entries, 900 free matches, and $9,000,000 in imaginary money! See the enclosed flyer for all the exciting details. Join in the fun and help us celebrate our 30th year in existence.

Also, don't throw away that Halloween mask just yet -- the Unknown Wrestler League returns next cycle!

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Jonathan Riehle of Washington

VU: Sean "Reaper" Davis (XPL) 1,141-312-40, $1,639,800 *21

Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Æ/LPPF: Magnificent Matthew Siik (GRL) 1,005-291-53, $2,745,800 *35

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: Dash (TTL)
Erik Davis of Washington; manager retained title; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

U.S. Champion

Æ/LPPF: Duke Ken (MEL)
Æ/LPPF: Dean Ambrose (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged R.L. Bream, EDGE: Clark Pierpont (CWL), FMR: Kevin Elrod's America (NDL), Shotgun James Carnage (IWL), EDGE: Masta Mind (MML), EDGE: Black Cop (FSL), DOD: Ghost Lee Shadows (BRL), FMR/ARMY: Detective Rust Cohle (AEL)

King of the Ring

EDGE: Hotshot R.L. Bream (TTL)
Rob Bream of Pennsylvania; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; 276 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10, 12, 15

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

EDGE: Disciple of Terror 5 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501

Asiatic Champion

KDSN/X.ORG: World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; edged EDGE: Whirly Hurley (NDL)

Hardcore Champion

Æ/LPPF: Drake Younger (WSL) (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501

Metropolitan Champion

Kim K.
25 free matches; edged Blackjack Robertson (IWL)

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

Æ/LPPF: Mike Drake (MEL)
Æ/LPPF: Drake Younger (WSL) (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501

Steel Federation Champion

KDSN/X.ORG: World's Most Beautiful Woman Kim K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501

Gold Federation Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: Dash (TTL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged EDGE: Whirly Hurley (NDL), Blackjack Robertson (IWL)

Diamond Federation Champion

ARMY: Raffo (RCL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 499

Bronze Federation Champion

EDGE: Disciple of Terror 5 (AEL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501

Jade Federation Champion

Æ/LPPF: Bull Frog (SHL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; manager's 69th career Federation title

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

ARMY/FMR: "Wayward Son" Irvin Cross (AAL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Dixie region

Atlantic Champion

EDGE: Los Corrones Crocodilo (TDL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 501

Central Champion

EDGE: Masked Invader 2 (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 501

Eastern Champion

Æ/LPPF: Roderick Strong (HSL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; edged KDSN: Talented Kimmy Kardashian (HWL)

Mountain Champion

FMR/ARMY: Koko B. Faz (MML)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager retained title; 501

Northern Champion

FMR/ARMY: Faz Van Dam (MML)
Anthony Fazio; 500; edged EDGE: Disciple of Terror 6 (AEL)

Pacific Champion

FMR/ARMY: Krakatoa (CZL)
Anthony Fazio; 500; entered due to an in-league error; champion would have been Constantyn (CWL, Travis Larrabee, 500)

Prairie Champion

Crayven (CWL)
Travis Larrabee of Pennsylvania; 500

Southern Champion

Æ/LPPF: C.H. Drake (MEL)
Michael Drake; 499

Western Champion

Æ/LPPF: Timothy the 33rd (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; edged FMR/ARMY: Russian Bear Vladmir Drogo (MML), MWC: Foot Soldier #3 (SML), BLOOD: Brutal Barry Stryker (PKL), DOD: Willie the Wild Woodsman (BRL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

Æ/LPPF: C.M. Punk (MDL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

Æ/LPPF: Andre Linoge (MDL)
Michael Drake; 500; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

Æ/LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; retained title; 10 free matches; 272 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

Æ/LPPF: Latino Lover Boy (MDL)
Michael Drake; edged WC: The Mutant Harlequin (MDL)

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

Æ/LPPF: Brain Busters Bubba & Butch (MDL)
Michael Drake; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: Cleaning Lady & Snowbird Beth (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; edged Æ/LPPF: Brain Busters Brawler & Brute (MDL)

World Six-woman Champions

FMR/ARMY: Shield Maidens of Isengard, Mordor, Moria (MDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 521

U.S. Six-woman Champions

FMR/ARMY: Shield Maidens of Rivendell, Gondor, Rohan (MDL)
Anthony Fazio

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Assassins #1 & #2 (XPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. EDGE/JERKSS: Smart & Dr. Mean (WEL)

3. KDSN: Armenian Princess Kim Kardashian & Kim's Next Child??? (LOL)

4. ARMY/FMR: "Hardcore Luchadore" El Muerte Rojo & Mad Man Schrodinger (CZL)
last of the teams with 516

5. DOD: Elija the Mountain Man & Willie the Wild Woodsman (BRL)

6. KDSN: Kourtney's Boyfriend Scott Disick & Kim's Future Husband Matt Y. (ECL)

7. EDGE: "Insane" Shane Hogg & Superstar Billy Silva (TTL)
EDGE/JERKSS: EDIDDY & Box Cutter Bryan (ASL)

9. The Bear Sandy Francisco & Steve the Hitman Chambers (IWL)

10. FMR: Comedy and Podcast Hero & Elrod the Musical (CSL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

Van Death Valen & "The Shadow" Tony Loewen (BRL)
Alex Blythe of Virginia; $20,000; edged Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Assassins #4 & #5 (XPL), EDGE: Leon J. Piledriver & Ronny Q. Suplex (HWL), FMR/ARMY: Johnny Drama & Turtle (MML), MWC: Commissioner Lenny Finkle & Commissioner's Bodyguard (QPL, missed titles by point flow last time)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: Friendo, Kid A, Bodysnatcher (HSL)
EDGE: Pampangan, Pangasinan, Cebuano (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 6 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

VIRUS/LPPF: Yur Mama, Yur Papa, Drooly Ghouly (KKL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 11 cycles in a row

KDSN: Yet Another Kardashian, Kim's Lovely Manager Kris Jenner, The Last Kardashian? (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row

FMR/ARMY: The Fazfather, "The Envelope Pusher" Anthony, "Absolute Perfection" Anthony Fazio (GRL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

Æ/LPPF: Often Imitated, Never Duplicated, Lyle (QPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio & Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Lyle); managers retained titles

ARMY/FMR: "Chair Swinging Freak" Bo Trammell, "Epitome of Anarchy" Jayvo Barclay, Ironhorse (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois

EDGE: Red Mage, Black Belt, Thief (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey

Top Contenders

9. EDGE: "Insane" Shane Hogg, Superstar Billy Silva, "The Hammer" Greg Johnson (TTL)

10. FMR: Eldorado's Pizza Pie, Guido's Pizza, Lindsay Lohan's Liquor Cabinet (FSL)
last of the teams with 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Ed Bradley Cooper, Rick Barry Manilow, Elton John Malkovich (FSL)
Garett Guzman; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $20,000

FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principles Humanity, Purity, Honor (XWL)
Anthony Fazio; 521; edged EDGE: Senator Tankerbell, Capital G, EDGE/420: Black Widow (IIL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only

1. LWL (795 matches) 492.538

2. BRL (769 matches) 493.432

3. IWL (734 matches) 489.851

4. NBL (625 matches) 482.267

5. MML (536 matches) 493.600

6. GRL (499 matches) 491.296

7. AWL (435 matches) 489.604

8. HWL (390 matches) 492.011

9. CWL (383 matches) 485.000

10. XWL (365 matches) 493.859
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

 

TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only

1. Arsenal (XWL) 12,345-1,550-428

2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 11,094-2,530-696

3. Æ/LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) 9,828-974-257

4. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (SML) 9,497-309-74

5. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 7,983-491-127

6. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (BRL) 7,711-658-186

7. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 7,561-709-172

8. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,235-1,763-341

9. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 6,913-1,236-424

10. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 6,180-776-143

11. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 5,630-901-268

12. Æ/LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 5,507-1,338-271

13. SITH: Darth Carnage (NSL) 5,377-889-147

14. VIRUS: Death Warrant (GWL) 5,371-436-97

15. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) 5,341-865-147

16. SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL) 5,317-877-142

17. SITH: Darth Avatar (NSL) 5,307-844-155

18. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) 5,292-853-146

19. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 5,208-2,079-457

20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 5,138-2,039-435

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Smoky Mountain, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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