IWA REPORT
Vol. 20, No. 14 -- October 2015
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2015 SPECIALTY CHAMPIONSHIPS

The 20 champions below each received $100,000 in imaginary money! Second place finishers were awarded $25,000, and third place earned wrestlers $10,000 apiece (these prizes were split in the case of ties). Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We hope to see you all again next time!

 

Biker Chain

Canadian Mauler (CWL)
Edward Preston of Canada

CHAOS: Vitamin Z (XPL)
Zach Harper of Oregon

Bulldog Brannigan (ECL)
Colin Morton of New York

Buried Alive

The Arabian Dream Ali Atari (LWL)
Matt Riley of Massachusetts

IWA's Most Hated Kim Kardashian (LWL)
Matt Yunick of New York

"Innovator of Arrogance" Anthony Ibrahim (BRL)
Anthony Ibrahim of Kansas

Casket

Honey Broadway (LWL)
Jason Clark of Minnesota

Dragonmaster (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II of New Jersey

Æ/LPPF: King Krusher (TDL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi

Circle of Fear

2XW: The Red Riot (BBL)
Jason Wagner of Pennsylvania

Mike Mason (NWL)
Michael Swanson, Jr. of Florida

NGAA: Aesculapius (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas

First Blood

ALL STARS: L.C. Green Wood (NWL)
Frank Bucklew of Pennsylvania

Bulldog Brannigan

SHS: Agent 26 (ASL)
Michael Patuleia of Massachusetts

Hair vs. Hair

Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL)
Jimmy Dabbs of North Carolina

Good Old Jonathan Ryan (CWL)
Edward Preston

IWA's Most Hated Kim Kardashian

Hangman's Horror

Scotty Flash (IWL)
David Lewis of New York

MMM: Momentum Man (BBL)
Joe Lande of Minnesota

Christian Knighton (NWL)
Louis Ruggiero of Massachusetts

Hardcore

Cleatus McHicks (LWL)
Dwayne Dolly II

Christian Knighton

Arsenal (XWL)
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama

Hell in a Cell

KDSN: "King" Kanye West (NDL)
Matt Yunick

Great White Dragon (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II

WF: The Teamster (NWL)
Robert J. Ratliff of Virginia

I Quit

Arsenal

Furious Dragon (CWL)
Dwayne Dolly II

The Red Riot

Inferno

MMM: Stamina Man (BBL)
Joe Lande

KDSN: Kim' Soulmate Kanye West (ECL)
Matt Yunick

Dragonmaster

Iron Man

2XW: The Jester (BBL)
Joseph Kemper (CWL)
Jason Wagner

MC: Merlin (AOL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi

Dr. Richard Bloomfield (GWL)
Mark Hlavin of Ohio

Last Man Standing

SHS: Punk Rock Mike (ASL)
Michael Patuleia

Keith "The Devil" Voss (LWL)
Keith D. Voss of Austria

ALL STARS: Mean Joe Green (NWL)
Frank Bucklew

Lumberjack

Flapjack the Rodeo Clown (ECL)
Colin Morton

Kaptain Kryptonite

Punk Rock Mike

Martial Arts

Arsenal

Furious Dragon

Alex Fatu (CWL)
Jason Wagner

Parking Lot Brawl

Honey Broadway

Dragonmaster

Hazard (CWL)
David Lewis

Scaffold

Christian Knighton

2XW: Kurt Krush (BBL)
Vic Fatu (CWL)
Jason Wagner

Achilles Leos (IWL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr.

Singapore Cane

Furious Dragon

Honey Broadway

KDSN: Kim's Trainer Gunnar Peterson (TCL)
Matt Yunick

Tables, Ladders, and Chairs

Flapjack the Rodeo Clown

NGAA: Mara O'Connor (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes

KDSN: Kim's Friend Jonathan Chabon (EHL)
Matt Yunick

Texas Bullrope

Agent 26

MMM: Dexterity Man (BBL)
Joe Lande

Æ/LPPF: Doc Whiskey (TDL)
Michael Eaves

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

W.P. Mills of Wisconsin

SA: Victor Von Vicious (LOL) 1,108-192-33, $3,760,700 *54
SA: Vincent Von Vicious (LOL) 1,087-194-44, $3,736,700 *48
Facing huge fines and likely suspensions due to their brutal actions in the Lights Out League, the Von Vicious brothers have decided to retire into the Hall of Fame. Together, the brothers formed two thirds of an IWA World Six-man championship trio. Individually, Victor was a Diamond Federation champ, a Northern IWA-wide regional champ, and King of the Ring. Vincent was the IWA American champion for two consecutive cycles. It should be noted that some say these accomplishments should be marked with asterisks, since the identical twins had a habit of switching places when referees were distracted. The brothers plan to become "collection executives" for an unnamed short-term loan operation.

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: The Bad Man (CSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

U.S. Champion

FMR/ARMY: Nailz (PKL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Rabies (SHL)

King of the Ring

ARMY/FMR: "Extreme One" Vic Carver (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged ARMY: Ethan Quinn (RCL), KDSN: Socialite Kourtney Kardashian (ECL); hold positions were 1, 4, 5, 8, 9, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 15

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

Rude Doodie (BRL)
Robert Harrington of Massachusetts; 499; edged CHAOS: Kurt Angle (XPL)

Asiatic Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: The Bad Man (CSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501

Hardcore Champion

ARMY/FMR: "Homicidal" Jose Medina (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; manager retained title; 501

Metropolitan Champion

Rude Doodie
Rowdy Resteghini
(IWL)
20 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: The Bad Man (CSL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; edged EDGE: El Hijo del Santo (EEL)

Steel Federation Champion

Classic: Deacon Cervantes (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500; edged BLOOD: The Demonic Gourdman (MWL)

Gold Federation Champion

EDGE: Carlton Cornelius Waldorf (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Hepatitis (TDL)

Diamond Federation Champion

EDGE: John Wayne Gretzky (NSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499

Bronze Federation Champion

Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL)
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin; 500

Jade Federation Champion

ARMY/FMR: "Homicidal" Jose Medina (CZL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

KDSN: Kardashian Dog Rocky (EHL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Northern region; edged School Boy Clifford (SVL)

Atlantic Champion

Æ/LPPF: Doc Whiskey (TDL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 500; edged EDGE/420: Roach Dankstein (FLL), EDGE: Owen Scott (GWL)

Central Champion

EDGE: Fleetwood Statler IV (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500

Dixie Champion

Classic: William Ramsey (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500

Eastern Champion

ISO: Impenetrable King (NBL)
Melvin DeJesus of New York; 499; edged DONE: "American Gangster" David Mims (XPL), VIRUS: Old Dirty M.J. (AWL)

Mountain Champion

FMR/ARMY: 9th Gate of the Kingdom of Shadows (TCL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501

Pacific Champion

ISO: Irresistible Kandy (NBL)
Melvin DeJesus; 499; edged DA: Justice Pain (HWL)

Prairie Champion

FMR/ARMY: Hades (TCL)
Anthony Fazio; 500; edged EDGE: Standard Individual (NDL)

Southern Champion

BLOOD: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500; edged FMR/ARMY: Sensational Scott Anderson (AOL)

Western Champion

BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" Duchaine (MWL)
Mark Duchaine; 500; edged EDGE: Disciple of Terror 7 (AEL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Xplosion Amy Christine Dumas (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

KDSN: Kim's Assistant Stephanie (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

Æ/LPPF: "Queen of the Octagon" Ronda Rousey (FFL)
Keith A. Maple; 270 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

KDSN: World's Greatest Sister Kourtney K. (MDL)
Matt Yunick; 500

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

KDSN: Kim's Hero Jennifer Lopez & World's Most Hated Woman Kimberly K. (MDL)
Matt Yunick; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

KDSN: Pregnant Kim Kardashian & Sexy Mother Kris Jenner (MDL)
Matt Yunick

World Six-woman Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: Glad, Mad, Happy Girls (VVL)
Erik Davis of Washington

U.S. Six-woman Champions

KDSN: Momager Kris Jenner, Dash Employee Carrie, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick; retained titles

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; ranked #4 last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

EDGE: The 4th Disciple & Skillz (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey

Classic: William Ramsey & Jack Gallo (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia

FMR: Wing Warehouse & Everyone Hates Mondays (FSL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio

KDSN/X.ORG: Liberal Mother Kris Jenner & World's Greatest Mother Kourtney K. (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York

Top Contenders

6. Æ/LPPF: Jury & Johnny Rogue (BRL)
previous champions

7. MWC: Smasher & Basher (IGL)

8. Æ/LPPF: Arrogance Rising & Lawrence (GRL)

9. EDGE: Keith & Bruce Scott (GWL)

10. EDGE: Chicken Malunggay & Lumpia Shanghai (FLL)
Æ/LPPF: Often Imitated & Lyle (QPL)
FMR/ARMY: Julius Caesar & Gaius Octavius Augustus (CSL)

13. FMR/ARMY: Naked Grandma & Grandpa (AOL)
last of the teams with 516

U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Ditch & Dumpster Pigs (HWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada; share of $20,000

EDGE/JERKSS: EDIDDY & Box Cutter Bryan (ASL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; edged ISO: Impatient Koroner & Æ/LPPF: Uncle Jethro's "Baby Girl" (NBL), Æ/LPPF: Products of Arrogance #1 & #2 (BRL), FMR/ARMY: Alexander & Cyrus the Great (CSL), MWC: "The Stunning One" Steven M. Shotliff & "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks (FSL), MWC: Commissioner Lenny Finkle & Commissioner's Bodyguard (QPL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE/BBQ: Oklahoma Joe, Jack Stack, Arthur Bryant (NGL)
EDGE/SPL: Dominator Duke Power, Chong Li, DJ Dillon Macmillan (EEL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

KDSN: Beautiful Kourtney Kardashian, Kim's Grandma Cici, Kourtney's Son Mason (LOL)
KDSN: Khloe's Boyfriend French Montana, Kim's Husband Kanye West, Kourtney's Future Boyfriend Matt Y. (TCL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

VIRUS: Influenza, HIV, AIDS (IGL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 10 cycles in a row

FMR/ARMY: Pope Alexander VI, "The Papal Bull" Cesare Borgia, "The Condottiero" Micheletto Corella (CSL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; manager retained titles

EDGE: Satchel Kegstander, R. Budd Diesel, Flip Cup Cooper (HWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; manager retained titles

EDGE: Mischievous Smitty, Stevey Beefaroni, Tommy Unpleasante (AEL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada

Æ/LPPF: Mind, Body, Mike Eaves (QPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio & Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Eaves)

Æ/TSD/LPPF: "Fatale" Dawn, "The Black Widow" Denise Destiny, Lady New Blood (NBL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Crippler Clemente Unite, Magnificent Maximo Abuyuan, Incredible Israel Garcia (NGL)
Garett Guzman; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $20,000

EDGE: Bill Tetley, Turk February, Lukk 3 Ch4rms (HWL)
Jake Duvall & Sully Sullivan (Ch4rms); Sullivan retained titles

MWC: "The Hot Shot" Tommy Hott, The Scramblin' Hillbilly, Jimmy "The Body" Janos (QPL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota

KDSN: Kim's Baby Bump, Producers Jeff Jenkins, Eliot Goldberg (LOL)
Matt Yunick; 521; edged Æ/LPPF: (Mexican Standoff) - Carlos, Miguel, Pedro (MML), Æ/LPPF: James, Jason Rogue, Executioner (BRL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only

1. LWL (690 matches) 491.720

2. IWL (666 matches) 488.390

3. BRL (548 matches) 491.738

4. NBL (479 matches) 492.436

5. MML (383 matches) 490.458

6. GRL (372 matches) 490.500

7. CWL (370 matches) 488.515

8. NSL (347 matches) 493.769
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

9. BBL (340 matches) 472.647

10. HWL (315 matches) 491.529

 

TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only

1. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 134

2. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 115

3. BLOOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (BRL) 112

4. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (NAL) 101

5. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) 99

6. Æ/LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) 97

7. BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 93

8. BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL) 91

9. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 90

10. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 89

11. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 88

12. Executioner (LBL) 86

13. Æ/LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) 85

14. BLOOD: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 82

15. SA: Mister Chad Champion (IGL)
EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore (BRL) 81

17. EDGE: Black Knight (IML)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL)
BLOOD: Buda Von Blitzen (XPL) 80

20. EDGE: Luscious Larry Lawrence (ASL) 79

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, Smoky Mountain, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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