IWA REPORT
Vol. 20, No. 13 -- Fall 2015
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Nicholas Hill of Georgia

Classic: Mitch Conner (MML) 1,010-438-97, $2,366,700 *30

W.P. Mills of Wisconsin

SA: Percy Ruffington (TCL) 1,039-344-74, $3,247,300 *16
SA: Reginald Sterlingsworth (TCL) 1,027-306-61, $3,152,300 *25
Overjoyed that they have spent their last "Rebellion Day" (Fourth of July) here in "the colonies," Lords Ruffington and Sterlingsworth are off "across the pond." After brief relaxation in their ancestral homes of Dankmere and Bleakshire, they intend to open an academy to "teach true grappling, not this colonial brawling nonsense." Ruffington took with him the TCL Heavyweight Championship belt, saying there was no one worthy of it remaining in the league.

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

ARMY/FMR: Tragedy (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

U.S. Champion

KDSN: Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian (TCL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches

King of the Ring

EDGE: The Second (OSL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; a plaque or 25 free matches; 275 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 15

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

FMR/ARMY: Chainz (ASL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501; edged FMR/ARMY: Emperor of Hardcore Anthony Fazio (AEL)

Asiatic Champion

KDSN: "Overweight" Rob Kardashian (TCL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; edged EDGE: B.Lo (JDL)

Hardcore Champion

ARMY/FMR: Tragedy (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501

Metropolitan Champion

EDGE: Clark Pierpont (CWL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500; 15 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

Æ/LPPF: Eaves (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499

Steel Federation Champion

Æ/LPPF: Kassius Ohno (FLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 500; edged VIRUS/LPPF: Jack "The Cutthroat" Ripper (KKL)

Gold Federation Champion

FMR/ARMY: Chainz (ASL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 501

Diamond Federation Champion

ARMY/FMR: Tragedy (XWL)
Donald Henry of Illinois; 501; edged EDGE: Masked Warrior 9 (NFL), Eskimo Ckizz (RCL), EDGE: Tagalog (FJL)

Bronze Federation Champion

FMR/ARMY: Emperor of Hardcore Anthony Fazio (AEL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 501

Jade Federation Champion

EDGE: B.Lo (JDL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

Æ/TSD/LPPF: "Dr. Death" Redrum Destiny (NBL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region

Atlantic Champion

Scotty Flash (IWL)
David Lewis of New York; 500; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Shocker (ECL), Jack "the Ripper" Von Frankenstein (NWL)

Central Champion

EDGE: Rampage Rush Limbaugh (IGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 499; edged EDGE: Wolfgang Smashmouth (FJL), ARMY/FMR: "Master Manipulator" Calypso Toombs (CZL), DOD: The Canadian Crusher (NWL)

Dixie Champion

EDGE: Showtime Sean Hannity (IGL)
Garett Guzman; 500

Mountain Champion

EDGE: Masked Warrior 6 (NFL)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500

Northern Champion

FMR/ARMY: Dimachaerus (AWL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; edged ARMY/FMR: "Hardcore Icon" Jason Webb (CZL), EDGE/JERKSS: Washington's Third Best (TCL), BLOOD: Arson (GRL)

Pacific Champion

Æ/TSD/LPPF: Silver Bullet (NBL)
Michael Giuliano; 499; edged EDGE: Herb Skunkweed (CZL), El Barbaro (NWL), VIRUS/LPPF: Syphilis (NAL), EDGE: The Yellow Knight (PRL)

Prairie Champion

The Mauler (RCL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 500; edged The Lethal Weapon (IML)

Southern Champion

VIRUS/LPPF: Scrub-A-Dub-Dub (NAL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499; edged FMR: 17 is the New 22 (CSL)

Western Champion

FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principle Faith (XWL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 499

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: Pop Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 501; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: Little Lady's Friend (FFL)
Erik Davis; 500; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

Pop Girl
268 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

WC: The Mutant Harlequin (MDL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; 499

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

Æ/LPPF: Mike Johnson & Latino Lover Boy (MDL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; retained titles; 516; edged Æ/LPPF: Mistresses of the Underworld #1 & #2 (FFL)

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

Æ/LPPF: Brain Busters Brawler & Brute (MDL)
Michael Drake; manager retained titles; 516

World Six-woman Champions

KDSN: Kanye's Mother Donda, Fashion Diva Nori West, 10% Kris Jenner (VVL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

U.S. Six-woman Champions

KDSN: Momager Kris Jenner, Dash Employee Carrie, Designer Lorraine Schwartz (VVL)
Matt Yunick

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Felcyn & Mr. Belcher (AWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

Æ/LPPF: Jury & Johnny Rogue (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio & Michael Eaves of Mississippi

EDGE: Lenny Bruce Willis & James Dean Cain (FSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada

Top Contenders

4. EDGE: Craig Schinkel & Josh Goodnaturedly (HWL)
HIGHER FLYERS: Graig Gagne & "Jumpin'" Jim Brazil (QPL)

6. FMR: Hired Mercenaries #12 & #14 (MML)

7. KDSN: Kim's Former Bodyguard Shengo Deane & Fitness Guru Kim Kardashian (TCL)

8. Æ/LPPF: Mr. CLL Xtreme & The GRL Jabroni (CLL)
previous champions
Æ/LPPF: Nate Hatred & Mike Vicious (FLL)

10. FMR/ARMY: Bodie Broadus & Krakatoa (CZL)

11. KDSN/X-NATION: Kim's BFF Brittny Gastineau & Kim's Friend Ciara (NBL)
ranked #10 last time

12. EDGE: Horsemen 1 & 2 (JDL)
last of the teams with 516

U.S. Tag-team Champions

VIRUS/LPPF: STD & Smallpox (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III; share of $20,000

EDGE: Guavamaniac & Chocodog (AAL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina; 516; edged Æ/LPPF: Often Imitated & Lyle (QPL), Æ/LPPF: Revolution Warriors Supreme & Scorpion (FLL), Æ/LPPF: Conjoined Twins - Ned & Ted (NAL), EDGE: Fighters 1 & 2 (MML), ARMY/FMR: "Ladies' Man" Toad & "Dime Piece" Midori Porter (JDL), EDGE: Thurgood Marshall Mathers & Martin Luther Vandross (FSL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: The Bone Knight, The Red Knight, The Blue Knight (MEL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; Bone Knight retained title; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

VIRUS/LPPF: The Wild Bushman, The Big Nasty, Creeper (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 9 cycles in a row

EDGE: Chicken Malunggay, Arroz Caldo, Lumpia Shanghai (FLL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row

KDSN: The Original Rob Kardashian, Producers Farnaz Farjam, Ryan Seacrest (ECL)
Matt Yunick of New York; manager retained titles

FMR: 17 is the New 22, Comedy and Podcast Hero, Sandusky Tickle Monster (CSL)
Kevin Elrod of Ohio; manager retained titles

FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principles Faith, Order, Loyalty (XWL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown

FMR/ARMY: Borug Shagrol, Sharn Gro'Muzgob, Agronak Bologra (QPL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa

EDGE: Bartholomew the High Class Sea Bass, Axolotl Maxolotl, Tadpole Made of Lightning (AWL)
Jake Duvall of North Carolina

Top Contenders

9. Nappa, Super Kami Guru, Nail (AOL)
Mad Mick, Wild Jack, Stephen "The Magic Man" Muldoon (AEL)
last of the teams with 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Hydrocephaloid, Juvenile Offender, Dirty Mack (IIL)
Garett Guzman; manager retained titles; share of $20,000

EDGE: Josh "Dinger" Donaldson, The Gaze of 1000 Housewives, Giffy the JPEG Image (KKL)
EDGE: Leon J. Piledriver, Ronny Q. Suplex, Pete the Mat Technician (HWL)
Sully "The Sledgehammer" Sullivan of Canada

FMR/ARMY: C.O.G. Principles Humanity, Purity, Honor (XWL)
Anthony Fazio

VIRUS/LPPF: Mr. Johnson, Mr. Warwick, VIRUS: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson (AWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Mitchell Johnson (Franchise), both of Michigan; 521

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only

1. IWL (901 matches) 488.342

2. NBL (859 matches) 489.861

3. LWL (791 matches) 491.217

4. MML (692 matches) 490.900

5. CWL (612 matches) 486.972

6. BBL (542 matches) 474.294

7. GRL (519 matches) 491.382

8. BRL (507 matches) 492.160
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

9. AWL (436 matches) 491.740

10. ASL (430 matches) 487.943

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $33,884,600

2. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $23,613,000

3. Æ/LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (NAL) $22,462,400

4. Æ/LPPF: Mike Drake (HWL) $21,112,600

5. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $20,542,179

6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $20,175,700

7. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $16,216,800

8. Arsenal (XWL) $15,603,300

9. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $15,589,700

10. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,441,338

11. Æ/LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $15,259,200

12. Æ/LPPF: King Krusher (TDL) $13,634,100

13. Æ/LPPF/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $13,420,600

14. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $13,297,400

15. VIRUS: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $11,495,600

16. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL) $11,337,500

17. Æ/LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) $10,925,000

18. SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL) $10,844,000

19. SITH: Darth Ravage (NSL) $10,636,300

20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $10,629,400

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, New Global, Quick Pin, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Global Wrestling, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Triple Threat

Diamond Federation

At Bat, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

American Extreme, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Superstars, International Global, Strong Style Wrestling, Torture Chamber

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Combat Zone, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Super Villain, Wrestlers Elite

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