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JOHNNY B SAYS
Start the year with a better record! Remove up to 20 losses from your wrestler's stats by spending $25,000 per loss.
Neatly print the following on a piece of paper: "Drop 20 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" (choose from 1 to 20 losses, and use your wrestler's ID number instead of 123). Separate the request from your trash talk by skipping some space, and include the paper with your league matches. You may deduct losses from as many of your wrestlers as you wish, but each must have the necessary funds. Keep in mind that removing the maximum of 20 losses will cost your wrestler $500,000 in imaginary earnings.
This offer is only good during the upcoming cycle, so don't miss out!
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Edward Ledeger, Jr. of California
THE INNER CIRCLE: Stiletto Sam (BBL) 1,652-967-127, $5,308,100 *22
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE: Bloody Barrister (IIL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches; manager's 13th career World title
U.S. Champion
Æ: "Best in the World" Lincoln W. Kennedy (AEL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (IGL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 499; a plaque or 25 free matches; 276 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
Konik (BRL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500
Asiatic Champion
Æ: Claude Leroux (ECL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 500; edged FMR: Stand with Rand (NDL)
Hardcore Champion
Æ: Masked Invader 2 (MML)
Rich Reilly of New Jersey; 500
Metropolitan Champion
Konik
edged Axel von Snapp (CWL), Masked Invader 2
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
Æ: Aggressive Denial (NGL)
Æ: Black Thunder Tom Flash (EEL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged Æ: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL), VIRUS: STD (HWL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: Bloody Barrister (IIL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501; manager's 51st career Federation title
Gold Federation Champion
Konik (BRL)
Andrew Konik of Michigan; 500; edged FMR: Stand with Rand (NDL), Axel von Snapp (CWL), Æ: Masked Invader 2 (MML)
Diamond Federation Champion
Æ: Puppetmaster Michael Eaves (XWL)
Michael Eaves; 501; manager's 18th career Diamond Federation title, 63rd career Federation title
Bronze Federation Champion
VIRUS: Mr. Jingles (SAL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 499; edged BLOOD: "One-Eyed" Ben Odets (HSL), EDGE: Igorot of the Mountains (EHL), MWC: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (IGL)
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE: Midnite Vulture (PAL)
Garett Guzman; 500; edged Æ: The Dark Prophet (WEL); manager's 52nd career Federation title
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
EDGE: Herb Skunkweed (PAL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Mountain region
Atlantic Champion
Æ: Brain Buster MD (CLL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey; 501; edged Erik "The Eliminator" Endgame (IWL), The Talented Max Ripley (LWL), Agent 26 (ASL)
Central Champion
BLOOD/NYB: Kingdom of Sorrow (PAL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 501; edged Æ: Eric Cartman (FSL)
Dixie Champion
Æ: Tartarus (HSL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501
Eastern Champion
Æ: "The Black Heart" Blazer (SHL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 501
Northern Champion
OMEGA/TSD/UA: NBL Mystery Masked Man #3 (NBL)
Michael Giuliano; 501; edged Æ: Genetic Freak Justin Stone (RCL)
Pacific Champion
Æ: The Lion Heart (SHL)
Michael Giuliano; 500
Prairie Champion
Æ: Masked MCA (MEL)
Sly Smith of West Virginia; 501
Southern Champion
Æ: The Rabid Squirrel (RCL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 500; edged Æ: Revolution Wrestler Sandy (CLL)
Western Champion
APO: Miseria (TDL)
Kevin Perry of New Jersey; 501; edged VIRUS: Evil Dr. M.J. (SAL), Æ: Crossfire Rebecca Dillinger (PRL)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
NYB: "Heartless" Heather Havoc (LLL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; moved up from National title; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
Æ/JERKSS: Happy Girl (VVL)
Erik Davis of Washington; $20,000; edged WC: Kacey Lee Valentine (MDL), Beer Girl, previous champion Æ/LPPF: Rikki Blair (LLL)
Queen of the Ring
Æ/JERKSS: Beer Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis; manager retained title; 272 QotR total; edged Rydia Stormer
Ladies' National Champion
Æ/LPPF: "Beautiful One" Ashley Cabot (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
Æ/JERKSS: Soda Girl & Pop Girl (FFL)
Erik Davis; moved up from U.S. titles
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
NYB: "Ruthless" Rachel Rage & Heather Havoc
516
World Six-woman Champions
OMEGA: Sensational Stacy Whiskey, NGAA: Rydia Stormer, Mara O'Connor (MDL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi (Whiskey) & S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; edged Æ/LPPF: Xtreme Xplosion Amy Christine Dumas, Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards, Knockout Specialist Rebecca Streets (LLL)
U.S. Six-woman Champions
BLOOD: "Poor White Trash" Patty Jewels, Rachel Rage, Heather Havoc
Anthony Dudick
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
BLOOD: Paul "The Butcher" & "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine (MWL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Æ: Austin Aries & VIRUS: The Killer Kangaroo (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey & Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
Top Contenders
3. Æ: Kid Wicked & Twisted Youth (PRL)
4. MWC: Another Guy from Minnesota & Foot Soldier #1 (JDL)
5. VIRUS/GCW: Mr. Johnson & Mr. Warwick (AWL)
6. Æ: Masked President Bush & Countess Arrogance (SAL)
7. VIRUS: Wicked Ringmaster & Wicked Clown (GRL)
8. NYB: Punch & Smash Ya Face (PAL)
last of the teams with 516
9. LB: Railroad Warriors Spike & Tie (BRL)
10. Æ: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple & Lady X (XPL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
Æ: Bloody Bob Boyd & Hollywood Armstrong (PRL)
Sly Smith of West Virginia; 516; $20,000; edged Æ: Awesome Sean MCA & Revolution Princess (SAL), Æ: Still Bill Hill & Not Bill Hill (PKL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Ollis, Cuthrak, Thanatos Rage (JDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
Æ/LPPF: Kerry, Lance, Kevin Von Damme (MWL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Top Contenders
3. Æ: Xtreme Assassins #1, #2, #3 (XPL)
4. EDGE/LOVE: Rico Antonia Banana, LOVE: Byron "Bring the Pain" Valentine, Butcher Ground N Pound Hearst (ECL)
5. VIRUS: STD, Creeper, Æ: Seth Rollins (HWL)
previous champions; last of the teams with 521
6. EDGE: Pretty Boy Pedro Collado, Lucky the Wonder Poodle, Rocco the Wonder Mutt (NGL)
previous champions
EDGE: Electric Uncle Sam, Dirty Drowning Man, Captain Shiner (FJL)
8. EDGE: Off the Wagon, The Last Call Legend, The AA Dropout (NAL)
9. LB/DDT: Nature Boy Tommy Landell, F.L. Slobberknocker, Dark Phoenix F.S. (ASL)
10. Æ: Highway Patrol #1, Superstar Billy Green, B-Boy (MEL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
Æ: "The Brute" Brock Rampage, Fedor, VIRUS: The Big Nasty (HWL)
Michael Drake of New Jersey & Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan (Nasty); retained titles; 10 free matches
Æ: Giant Kong, Giant Wong, Masked Rookie #3 (PRL)
Sly Smith of West Virginia; share of $20,000
Æ/LPPF: Money Hungry Bandit James A. Brisco, "Mr. NAL 2014" Benjamin C. Washington, Jack of All Trades Billy D. Frazier (NAL)
Keith A. Maple; 521
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. IWL (769 matches) 493.339
2. LWL (715 matches) 493.174
3. MML (548 matches) 493.108
4. NAL (461 matches) 495.047
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
5. CWL (383 matches) 487.083
6. BRL (372 matches) 493.581
7. AWL (369 matches) 492.152
8. UWL (362 matches) 493.520
9. NBL (353 matches) 494.484
10. XPL (344 matches) 489.085
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $32,032,400
2. Æ/LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) $22,306,500
3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $21,654,200
4. Æ: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $21,353,400
5. Æ: Mike Drake (HWL) $20,440,400
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $19,202,600
7. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) $18,084,079
8. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $16,056,900
9. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $15,011,338
10. Æ/LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $14,893,000
11. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) $14,732,200
12. Arsenal (XWL) $14,140,300
13. FMR: High Stakes Chris Edwards (IGL) $13,258,200
14. Æ: King Krusher (ASL) $13,090,600
15. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $12,851,000
16. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (IWL) $12,749,100
17. Cpl. Punishment (LBL) $10,797,600
18. NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL) $10,709,500
19. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (PAL) $10,678,300
20. Æ/LPPF: Alpha Male (BRL) $10,553,700
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, Next Generation, Quantum Pro, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Unknown Wrestler, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caliente Lucha, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling
Bronze Federation
Alternate Existence, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Soul Asylum, Total Chaos
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Wrestlers Elite
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