IWA REPORT
Vol. 19, No. 17 -- December 2014
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IMAGIMANIA XXIX: FRIGHT NIGHT

The first place wrestlers listed below received $250,000 in imaginary earnings for surviving a nightmarish onslaught with the fewest injuries. Those in second were awarded $100,000 for their impressive performances. Third place was worth $50,000 in imaginary money, and $10,000 went to each fourth place finisher.

Hazard (CWL) used his 500-point strategy to pick up an additional $250,000 for himself and an engraved championship belt for his manager, David Lewis of New York!

Thanks to everyone who took part in this tournament of torture. We hope you enjoyed the excessive brutality!

 

Bladed Glove

Goober Dog (AWL)
Bryan Rhodes of Texas

APO: Lil JJ (AWL)
Giovanni Rentas of Florida

APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL)
Vicki Lynch of New Jersey

DDT/KDSN: The Mature Sister Kourtney Kardashian (HWL)
Matt Yunick of New York

Butcher Knife

IX: "Innovator of Arrogance" Anthony Ibrahim (PKL)
Tony Ibrahim of Kansas

FNB: Furious Dragon (NWL)
Dwayne Dolly II of New Jersey

Dan the Man (HSL)
Dan Hicks of Texas

Arsenal (TDL)
Kenneth Plasse of Alabama

Chainsaw

DC: Tim Thunder (APL)
R. Routh of Virginia

Gypsy Rose Lee

Crimson Grimm (IWL)
Luke Crawford of Maine

DDT/KDSN: Every Man's Nightmare Khloe Kardashian (HWL)
Matt Yunick

Cleaver

Gypsy Rose Lee

Lil JJ

Hazard

TG: Backcountry (IWL)
Samuel Cooke of Washington

Fire Axe

Toxic (CWL)
David Lewis

Dan the Man

Dr. Slam (NWL)
Chad Williams of North Carolina

Arsenal

Icepick

Lil JJ

APO: Daddy G. (AWL)
Giovanni Rentas

Anthony Ibrahim

MC: Merlin (AOL)
Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi

Machete

Hazard

TG: "Pretty" Dan Prescott (IWL)
Samuel Cooke

Gypsy Rose Lee

Rustee Bennett (LLL)
Colin Morton of New York

Meat Hook

Lil JJ

Nature Boy Adam Lancaster (AWL)
Craig Cole of Florida

Classic: King Krusher (IWL)
Johnny Stryker

SAP: Omari "Mayhem" Peoples (ASL)
Chester Wright of Michigan

Plastic Bag

EDGE/JERKSS: Big Blue (PKL)
Erik Davis of Washington

EVOLUTION: Dr. Satan (XPL)
Jody Workman of Ohio

Furious Dragon

Daddy G.

Power Drill

Hazard

Lil JJ

EDGE: "Money Driven" Mike Sebastian (MML)
Duane Sammons of Georgia

Dr. Satan

Scalpel

Toxic

W.C. Walker (ABL)
Cody Walker of Maryland

"Stunning" Jack Vermillion (IWL)
Samuel Cooke

Lil JJ

Sledgehammer

Daddy G.

Big Blue

Classic: "Honky Tonkin" Ray Blaine Ferris (ESL)
Johnny Stryker

Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL)
Ottis M. Trent of Kentucky

Straight Razor

Nature Boy Adam Lancaster

SAP: Omauri "Zorro" Boyes (ASL)
Chester Wright

Lil JJ

DC: Alexander Da Vinci (APL)
R. Routh

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

LPPF/FMR: Resurrection (NDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

U.S. Champion

EDGE: Warchild (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Felony Stalker (IIL), Hazard, LPPF: Magnificent Matthew Siik (GRL); manager's 14th career U.S. title

King of the Ring

Hazard (CWL)
David Lewis of New York; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; 272 KotR total; edged Classic: "Doctor of Wrestling" Dominic Pierce (ESL, 499), HOH: "Trillion Dollar Man" J. Hixenbaugh (PRL, 499), MEOW: Queen Scary (IML; lesser overall total), Dan the Man (HSL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 2, 3, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 13, 14

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

OMEGA: Playboy Pat Burrell (AAL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; edged OMEGA: Marcus 'Titan' Johansson (TCL), FMR: Hired Gun #5 (ASL)

Asiatic Champion

LPPF/FMR: Resurrection (NDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501

Hardcore Champion

The Natural Paul Powers (TDL)
Douglas Lee of New Jersey; 499

Metropolitan Champion

DDT/KDSN: Liberal Mother Kris Jenner (NBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; 15 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

EDGE: Switchblade Cesar Dario (NGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; edged JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML)

Steel Federation Champion

Classic: "Doctor of Wrestling" Dominic Pierce (ESL)
Glenn Mazura of Virginia; 499; edged DDT/KDSN: Liberal Mother Kris Jenner (NBL), VIRUS: Celtic Warrior (FLL)

Gold Federation Champion

LPPF/FMR: Resurrection (NDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501

Diamond Federation Champion

SITH: Darth Bedlam (NSL)
Dennis Mooney of New Jersey; 500

Bronze Federation Champion

EDGE: Pangasinan (EHL)
Garett Guzman; 500

Jade Federation Champion

EDGE: Motorheadbanger Dehumanizer (PAL)
Mike Moore of North Carolina; edged OMEGA: Playboy Pat Burrell (AAL), OMEGA: Lyle (SHL), OMEGA: The Martyr (WEL), EDGE/JERKSS: The Winner (PKL)

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

FMR: Hired Killer #1 (BRL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Atlantic region; edged OMEGA: The Magnificent Magnum Colton (PRL); manager's 23rd career National title

Central Champion

FMR: Faz Van Dam (NDL)
Anthony Fazio from Parts Unknown; 500

Dixie Champion

DDT: Lumpkins (LOL)
Robbie "Blood" Pawelek of Chicago, Illinois; 499; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Number Three (BRL), HOH: "Trillion Dollar Man" J. Hixenbaugh (PRL)

Eastern Champion

FMR: Hired Killer #5 (BRL)
"The Game"; 501

Mountain Champion

Virgil (IWL)
"The Game"; 500

Northern Champion

FMR: Ramses II (FSL)
"The Game"; 499; edged EDGE/JERKSS: Dirt Bag Davis (NDL), Golden Idol #1 (BRL)

Pacific Champion

LPPF/FMR: Executioner (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 501

Prairie Champion

EDGE/JERKSS: Number One (BRL)
Erik Davis of Washington; edged CHAOS: "The Project" Sam McMillan (XPL)

Southern Champion

Tony Garea (IWL)
"The Game"; 500

Western Champion

OMEGA: Challenger Monroe Punk (CLL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 499

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

EDGE: Stone Cold Steph Austin (VVL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

NGAA: Mara O'Connor (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 267 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

OMEGA: Pretty Paris Hilton (VVL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: It_Girls 2 & 4 (MDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Sergeant Samantha & Doomtrigger Delorian Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson

World Six-woman Champions

LPPF: The Beautiful Ones (LLL)
Keith A. Maple (Jamie Szantyr, Lauren Williams, Ashley Cabot)

U.S. Six-woman Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: Cleaning Lady, Garbage Lady, Snowbird Beth (LLL)
Erik Davis; missed titles by point flow last time

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Curly & Girly Hurley (NDL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained titles; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. EDGE/JERKSS: Box Cutter Bryan & Huey (ASL)
VIRUS: Rabies & Mumps (SHL)

4. EDGE/JERKSS: Number One & Number Three (BRL)

5. New Rock & Roll Express Jeremy Bose & Shaun Fender (IWL)
last of the teams with 516

6. Kaptain Kryptonite & DDT/KDSN: Kylie's Biggest Fan (NBL)

7. Classic: "Doctor of Wrestling" Dominic Pierce & William Ramsey (ESL)

8. EDGE/JERKSS: The Kinda Great Guz & Crazy Face (LSL)

9. EDGE/JERKSS: Wet Mop & Dry Mop (WEL)
ranked #3 last time

10. VIRUS: Scrub-A-Licious & Scrub-Vicious (NAL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

EDGE/JERKSS: Dirt Bag Davis & The Irish Henchman (NDL)
Erik Davis of Washington; 516; $20,000

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

LPPF: See, Hear, Speak No Evil (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

MWC: Dudley Smiley, "Sexy" Lenny Nightmare, Tig O'Bitty (FSL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; manager retained titles

EDGE: Dead Soul, The Great Destroyer, The Good Soldier (FJL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; manager retained titles; 521

Top Contenders

4. BLOOD: Bonecrusher Bobby, Brutal Barry, Killer Kenny Stryker (PKL)

5. OMEGA: AK-47, MT-33, The Big Ticket (JDL)
VIRUS: Polio, Trichomoniasis, Encephalitis (SHL)

7. VIRUS: Hepatitis, Ebola, Rev. Johnson (TDL)

8. EDGE: Sweet James Jones, The Perfect Politician, Dominion Master (KKL)

9. OMEGA/MVP: Superbizmark the Third, Varrg the Viking, El Hijo del Padre (AEL)

10. TG: Sasha, Backcountry, "Pretty" Dan Prescott (IWL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

EDGE: Scarecrow, The Orphan, Strange Apparition (PAL)
Garett Guzman; manager retained titles; share of $20,000

LPPF: "Ink Masters" Oliver Peck, Chris Nunez, Dave Navarro (PKL)
Keith A. Maple; edged OMEGA: Joe Jesus, DWill, B.Lo (JDL), VIRUS: The Contaminated, The Angry, The Mysterious Beavers (TDL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only

1. IWL (756 matches) 489.717

2. LWL (753 matches) 487.769

3. BRL (612 matches) 492.272

4. NBL (606 matches) 490.522

5. MML (488 matches) 491.294

6. NAL (485 matches) 491.256

7. UWL (425 matches) 493.065
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

8. XPL (395 matches) 489.000

9. CWL (360 matches) 491.625

10. AWL (353 matches) 488.921

 

TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only

1. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 116

2. BLOOD: Diesel Duddick (NFL) 101

3. BLOOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (PKL) 98

4. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 96

5. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) 93

6. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) 92

7. LPPF/AA: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) 91

8. BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 88

9. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 87

10. BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL) 85

11. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 84

12. BLOOD: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL) 78

13. BLOOD: Buda Von Blitzen (XPL)
EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore (MML) 77

15. LPPF/FMR: Alpha Male (BRL)
Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL)
SA: Mister Chad Champion (IGL)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL) 75

19. EDGE: Black Knight (IML) 74

20. Executioner (LBL) 73

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Main Event, Next Generation, Quantum Pro, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Wrestling Legacy, New Blood, Old School, Unknown Wrestler, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caliente Lucha, Continental Wrestling, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mexican Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

Bronze Federation

Alternate Existence, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Total Chaos

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Wrestlers Elite

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