|
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin
CTI: Mr. Dynasty (APL) 1,026-249-54, $3,210,900 *38
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
OMEGA: Project Pat Sajak (JDL)
Ben West of Georgia; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
Johnny B is in the ring: "Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW IWA World Heavyweight Champion --" Before Johnny can even finish his first sentence, he is interrupted by "I'm Beautiful," and out from behind the curtain steps "Beautiful" Ben West, back from his recent excursion to Egypt. Following him are Project Pat Sajak and "Daring" Dax Janus.
West: "Thank you, Johnny B, if that is even your real name... but I will take it from here. Ladies and gentlemen, your NEW IWA World Heavyweight Champion -- wait, what's this guy's name again?" Dax Janus whispers in his ear. "Oh yes, of course! Project Pat Sajak! Someone give this man his belt already!" Johnny B hurriedly enters the ring to strap the belt around Sajak's waist. "Stay in the ring, Mr. B, and take a picture of this fearsome trio. I am always looking for new pictures of myself to frame on my luxurious golden walls." The picture is taken and the crowd really doesn't care. Dax Janus takes the mic.
Janus: "I see your faces. I see the doubt in your eyes. I see the pain you harbor from years of abuse in this very ring. I FEED OFF THIS WEAKNESS! The simple truth is this: you cannot stop us anymore. We are too powerful, and we will run roughshod over you tired and washed-up wrestlers who are desperately clinging to your past glories. The future is now, and the future will only lead you to doom if you dare stand against us! THE GAME has changed forever, and OMEGA will reign supreme!"
U.S. Champion
EDGE: Wolfgang Amadeus Gruesome (AEL)
Geoff Silva of Massachusetts; 501; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: Bodhisattva (SGL)
King of the Ring
EDGE: David Lee Gruesome (AEL)
Geoff Silva; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; edged OMEGA: Loverboy Louie Lopez (MSL; lesser overall total), Classic: Mike Sargano (ESL; lesser overall total); hold positions were 3, 6, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 11, 13
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
DETHPAK: "Crippler" Bret Steele (BRL)
Bob Rodgers of Indiana; 500
Asiatic Champion
OMEGA: Project Pat Sajak (JDL)
Ben West of Georgia; 501; edged INK/DM: Jimmy Briscoe (ECL)
Hardcore Champion
BLOOD: Inferno (GRL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 501
Metropolitan Champion
Bret Steele
15 free matches; edged Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery (LWL)
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
NGAA: Hawkeye Science (NGL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas; 499; edged BLOOD: Mike Drake (HWL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: The Friendly Stranger (IIL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500; edged EDGE: The Green Knight (LSL)
Gold Federation Champion
DETHPAK: "Crippler" Bret Steele (BRL)
Bob Rodgers of Indiana; 500
Diamond Federation Champion
INK/DM: Jimmy Briscoe (ECL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 501
Bronze Federation Champion
EDGE: Mister GFY (HSL)
Geoff Silva of Massachusetts; 501; edged EDGE: David Lee Gruesome (AEL), BLOOD: Inferno (GRL)
Jade Federation Champion
OMEGA: Project Pat Sajak (JDL)
Ben West of Georgia; 501; edged Alexander the Great (SGL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
General Zod (TDL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Southern region
Atlantic Champion
Der Hass Maschine (IWL)
Bob Rodgers of Indiana; 500; edged OMEGA: The Trailblazer (RCL), INK/EGG: Blue Eagle ~ Willie Byler (ECL), EDGE: Smoke Daddy (SGL), FEDERALIST: Power Broker (BTL)
Central Champion
OMEGA: Daniel Craig T. Nelson (JDL)
Ben West of Georgia; 499; edged Blood Sport Titus Magnum (IWL)
Dixie Champion
FEDERALIST: Stock Broker (BTL)
"Edged Out" from Facility 15; 500; edged Imperlex (TDL), EDGE: Roach Dankstein (FLL), EDGE: Mikey Vegas (SAL)
Eastern Champion
EDGE: Drug Buddy (SGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500
Mountain Champion
OMEGA: The Lightning Kidd (OSL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 499; edged Thanos (TDL), BLOOD: Bloodshed Brawler MD (HWL)
Northern Champion
EDGE: Axl Gruesome (AEL)
Geoff Silva of Massachusetts; 500
Pacific Champion
OMEGA: The Incoherent Otter (FSL)
Solomon Shaw; 500; edged EDGE: Mister Fiasco (HSL)
Prairie Champion
EDGE: Ludwig Van Gruesome (AEL)
Geoff Silva; 500
Western Champion
EDGE: The Jade Dragon (JDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
BLOOD: Kharma Elextra (VVL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged BURN: Kristy Swanson (FFL)
Ladies' U.S. Champion
Sad Girl
500; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
BLOOD: Pretty Paris Hilton (VVL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 270 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
Paris Hilton
edged BURN: Megan Summers (FFL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
MWC: Women of the Knight #1 & #2 (FFL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; missed titles by point flow last time; 516
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
Glad & Mad Girls
World Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Dominion Divas #1, #2, #3 (VVL)
Shaun Sims of Washington, D.C.
MWC: "Ego Maniac" Michelle Sleaves, "Drama Queen" Kendra Maplewood, "Little Lost Puppy" Toni Adud (FFL)
Steven M. Shotliff; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Glad, Sad, Mad Girls (VVL)
Erik Davis of Washington
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
OMEGA: Vlad the Impaler & The Basket Case Sid Skyscraper (CLL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; ranked #10 last time; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
MWC: Smasher & Basher (GRL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota
EDGE: The Ebony Knight & The Crimson Knight (LSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York
Top Contenders
4. EDGE: Pampangan & Pangasinan (EHL)
5. MWC: Dudley Smiley & "Flamboyant" Johnny Stewart (FSL)
6. MWC: Legendary Spoiler #25 & "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks (NAL)
TREE HOUSE/OMEGA: Easily Convinced By Infomercials & Programmed to Dance (HWL)
8. EDGE: Hurley Montana & Hurley Cyrus (SAL)
9. EDGE: Ric Passion & Rob Slayer (DDL)
10. OMEGA: Beale Street Brawler & Frank Castle (OSL)
BLOOD: Hardriders II & III (NFL)
EDGE: Chicken Malunggay & Arroz Caldo (KKL)
wWw: Koji Garveriji & Andrew the Angry Albino (APL)
14. EDGE: Notorious Neal Page & Devious Del Griffith (NSL)
15. PAIN: Lian & Ryan McPoyle (ECL)
16. OMEGA: Sadistikal & Slash Craven (LOL)
17. Pokey McSnail & Milton Shnozzbuster (MML)
last of the teams with 516
U.S. Tag-team Champions
BLOOD: Austin Aries & BLOOD/VIRUS: The Killer Kangaroo (HWL)
Michael Drake of New York & Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 516; $20,000; edged OMEGA: The Misguided Mole & Tough Terry Strawberry (FSL), OMEGA: Problem Solver Matt & The Situation Jackson Cross (CLL), OMEGA: Dawson "Those Hotdogs'll Kill Ya" Bryant & The Bourbon Legend (OSL), wWw: Shinto Garveriji & Gary Madrid (APL), BLOOD/VIRUS: Drunken Monkey & Drunken Master (SAL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Death Dealer, The Shadow of Death, Death Incarnate (WSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; retained titles; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
BLOOD/VIRUS: Mr. Johnson, Mr. Belcher, Mr. Warwick (AWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 7 cycles in a row
BLOOD/VIRUS: The Wild Bushman, General Whoshenburger, BLOOD: Jon Moxley (HWL)
Frank Jay Belcher III & Michael Drake of New York (Moxley)
OMEGA: The Guy Who Beat Up Cee Lo Green, OMEGA/WRETCHED: The Harbinger, Umbra Deus (MML)
OMEGA: OMERTA, The Prime Mover, Vicer Exciser (KKL)
Ben West of Georgia; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row
OMEGA: Obama, Youngblood Johnny Awesome, Brian Chance (EAL)
Kevin Lin of New York, John Durrani of Connecticut, Jonathan Akers of Texas; managers retained titles
EDGE/BBQ: Oklahoma Joe, Jack Stack, Arthur Bryant (NGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; ranked #9 last time
BLOOD: Burnt Out Brawlers #1, #2, #3 (NAL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 521
Top Contenders
9. MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare, Joe Dirt, Ned the Nerd (GRL)
10. OMEGA: Supernatural Jason McDaniel, The Amazing Human Highlight Reel, TH1RTE3N (CLL)
previous champions
EDGE: Ray Charles Manson, Ricky Martin Lawrence, Ron Paul Rudd (NSL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
BLOOD: Starman, Solomon Crowe, BLOOD/VIRUS: Pee "The Wannabee" Wee (HWL)
Michael Drake & Frank Jay Belcher III (Wee); Belcher retained titles; share of $20,000
EDGE: The Man in Black, The Harbinger of Death, The Angel of Death (WSL)
Mike Dorsett
EDGE: Crippler Clemente Unite, Incredible Israel Garcia, Rocco the Wonder Mutt (NGL)
Garett Guzman
OMEGA: Prehistoric Beast, The War Machine, Cardiac Arrest (OSL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 521
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. UWL (1,092 matches) 490.709
2. AWL (828 matches) 487.137
3. LWL (801 matches) 492.583
4. IWL (771 matches) 486.035
5. BRL (666 matches) 486.956
6. MML (532 matches) 489.688
7. NBL (515 matches) 491.111
8. NAL (445 matches) 493.024
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
9. GRL (407 matches) 492.970
10. NSL (387 matches) 490.434
TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only
1. BLOOD: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 107
2. BLOOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (PKL) 94
3. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 90
4. BLOOD: Diesel Duddick (NFL)
BLOOD/RUNXT: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) 86
6. BLOOD: Medieval Tymes (NAL)
BLOOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 85
8. BLOOD: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) 82
9. BLOOD: Lord of Illusions (BRL)
EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 81
11. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 77
12. EDGE: Ollis Rage (JDL) 75
13. BLOOD: Buda von Blitzen (XPL)
Executioner (LBL)
SA: Mister Chad Champion (IGL)
BLOOD: The Wyld Stooge (PKL) 73
17. BLOOD: Mark the Master Duchaine (GRL)
EDGE: Mike White Lightning Moore (MML) 72
19. EDGE: Black Knight (IML) 71
20. Messenger of Death (LBL)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL) 70
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Elite Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quantum Pro, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Unknown Wrestler, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caliente Lucha, Canadian Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns
Bronze Federation
American Empire, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Men of Steel, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Total Chaos, World Championship
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite
|