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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Keith A. Maple of Ohio
Fritz Von Damme (MRL) 1,004-327-60, $3,476,300 *51
During a recent house show, as he was exiting the limo, Fritz took an awkward fall to the pavement. He was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital, and it was learned that he had broken a hip. At the doctor's request, Fritz has decided to call it a career. He will go down as one of the greatest wrestlers to ever lace up a pair of boots, and will continue to accompany his boys to the ring whenever possible.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE: The Barbarian Boris Sidirov (DDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
The IWA Championship Coliseum is filled to capacity as the NEW IWA World Champion, Boris Sidirov, holds the championship belt high overhead to a cheering crowd. He walks to his corner and is handed his signature bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka. He takes a huge pull, walks to the center of the ring where his still unconscious opponent lies, and pours some on him, bringing a round of boos from the stunned crowd. The Barbarian seems energized by the jeers, and continues to march around the ring, drinking from the bottle and yelling in Russian at fans at ringside.
Suddenly, the jumbotrons go to static and the music cuts off. A few seconds later, the feed on the jumbotrons comes back to reveal IWA legend The Illustrious Ishtar at his palatial estate, sitting in a high back chair and holding a glass of wine, as IWA officials rush to figure out what is happening. The Illustrious Ishtar turns to the camera and begins to speak:
"First, congratulations to my newest champion, Boris Sidirov! (The Barbarian pauses his tirade with a fan at ringside to raise his bottle up towards the screen and yell something in Russian.) I would have come to congratulate him in person, but the so called 'security' the IWA has placed at their Coliseum has been unacceptable in the past. And as it turns out, with my unmatched training and managerial abilities, my presence tonight wasn't needed! In fact, as I relaxed here in the comfort of my home, my grapplers brought to me the one thing that has eluded me over my Illustrious career, holding all three World Championships at the same time! And I would like to dedicate this Triple Crown, not to my stable, or to my six champion grapplers holding World titles, but to all the overmatched and outclassed managers and wrestlers that have made this accomplishment possible. To you, I say thank you."
Ishtar raises his glass to the camera and with that, the camera feed returns to show Boris celebrating and spitting vodka into the crowd as security attempts to remove him from the ring.
U.S. Champion
Zuer (MSL)
Tony Robinson of Florida; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches
King of the Ring
BLOOD/NYB: Bloodlined Calligraphy (BTL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 3, 6, 7, 10, 13, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 4, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
BLOOD: Xtreme Assassin #2 (XPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; edged SA: Wrestling God Hector Dodd (LOL), EDGE/JERKSS: Number Two (BRL)
Asiatic Champion
INK: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (ECL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 499; edged BLOOD: "ChromeSkull" Jesse Cromeans (MEL)
Hardcore Champion
EDGE: The Barbarian Boris Sidirov (DDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500
Metropolitan Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Winner (MML)
Erik Davis of Washington; manager retained title; 499
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
CTI: Furious Tom Savage (WSL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; edged JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML), BLOOD: Xtreme Assassin #2 (XPL), EDGE: The Smoking Pope (NGL), EDGE: El Hijo del Santo (EEL), GTA: American Justice (EAL), DIAMOND: Devon "The Hatchet" Balmaglia (MIL)
Steel Federation Champion
BURN: "Snot Nose" Sal DeVomit (FLL)
Jeremy Nace of Oregon; 499
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: The Winner (MML)
Erik Davis of Washington; 499; edged BLOOD: Malefic Michael Eaves (CLL), BLOOD/VIRUS: The Mysterious Beaver (EPL), BLOOD/NYB: "Lovely" Lexxxie Lane (TDL)
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: The Barbarian Boris Sidirov (DDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500
Bronze Federation Champion
OMEGA: Orion Danforth (AOL)
Ben West of Georgia; 500; edged Kidd Cash (MSL)
Jade Federation Champion
BLOOD/VIRUS: Bird Flu (WEL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499; edged BLOOD/VIRUS: Nacho Libre (PRL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
Staff Sgt. Barnes (NSL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Atlantic region
Central Champion
The Terminator (NFL)
"The Game"; manager retained title; 500
Dixie Champion
INK: Robert Roode (WWL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 501
Eastern Champion
Archimedes (SGL)
"The Game"; 501
Mountain Champion
FOE: Kenny Kaos (XPL)
"Everybody's Idol" Chris Miler of Michigan; edged OMEGA: Deathmatch Celebrity Criss Angel (PKL), BLOOD: "Suicidal" Johnny Overdose (MEL), BLOOD/NYB: Dead Celebrity Status (TDL), The Joker (TCL), Classic: "Resilient" Ryan Haggard (PRL)
Northern Champion
OMEGA: Deathmatch Celebrity Albert Einstein (PKL)
Jeremy Nace of Oregon; 499; edged BLOOD: "Three-Finger" Robert Odets (MEL)
Pacific Champion
BLOOD/VIRUS: Mumps (WEL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499
Prairie Champion
PR: The Filipino Flash Falua (LOL)
W.P. Mills of Wisconsin; 499; edged Outback Jack (WWL), BURN: EDGE Stopper #2 (OSL)
Southern Champion
OMEGA: Crossfire Rebecca Dillinger (PRL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 501
Western Champion
John the Baptist (SGL)
"The Game"; 500
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
EDGE/JERKSS: Little Lady (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; retained title; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged BURN: Megan Summers (FFL)
Ladies' U.S. Champion
Amber Love
500; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
BLOOD: Knockout Specialist Rebecca Streets (LLL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499; 270 QotR total
Ladies' National Champion
wWw: Melissa Hill (LLL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 499; edged Scarlett Mayhem, Rebecca Streets
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
Snowflake Sarah & Rebel Sarah
manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; edged BURN: Kristy Swanson & Buffy Summers (FFL)
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
BLOOD: "Angel Eyes" Amber Love & "Main Squeeze" Scarlett Mayhem (LLL)
Anthony Dudick of New York
World Six-woman Champions
BLOOD: S.M., C.J., J.B. the Imperfect Nobodies (VVL)
Keith A. Maple; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE/JERKSS: Cleaning Lady, Snowflake Sarah, Rebel Sarah (LLL)
Erik Davis; held titles 3 cycles in a row
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Nikerov "The Nightmare" & Bobby "The Bear" Barishnakov (NDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. EDGE/JERKSS: Car & Truck (TCL)
ranked #6 last time
3. OMEGA: Gentleman Caller & Koichi Buttercorn (MML)
OMEGA: Pappa Daddy & Great with Kids (FSL)
BLOOD/VIRUS: Anna Banana & Arianna Swawberry (EPL)
6. CTI: Twisted & Mr. Money Bags (SAL)
MWC: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare & Joe Dirt (GRL)
8. BLOOD: "Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter & "Blood Junkie" Jason Overkill (MEL)
last of the teams with 516
9. BLOOD/BWE: Money Hungry Bandit James A. Brisco & The Entrepreneur Benjamin C. Washington (NAL)
10. INK/MOH: Slayer in Chains & SACRAMENT (ECL)
BLOOD/NYB: Most Precious Blood & Dry Kill Logic (BTL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
BLOOD: "Jaguar Paw" Jacob & "Smoke Frog" Felipe Youngblood (RBL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; share of $20,000
BLOOD/VIRUS: Osama & Obama (FSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 516
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
BLOOD/VIRUS: The Incredible Mr. Wink E., Tribal Warriors "Squatting Bull," "Head Hunter" (FSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; manager held titles 5 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
OMEGA: The Guy Who Beat Up Cee Lo Green, OMEGA/WRETCHED: The Harbinger, Umbra Deus (MML)
Ben West of Georgia; ranked #9 last time; manager retained titles
BLOOD: "Three-Finger" Robert, "One-Eyed" Ben, "Saw-Tooth" John Odets (MEL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager retained titles
EDGE: The Hardboiled Hellraiser, The Crimson Knight, The Rainbow Knight (NDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York
EDGE: Keith, Bruce, Owen Scott (CWL)
Jeff Annable of Canada
Top Contenders
6. TSD/OMEGA: "Bi Polar" Mania, "Bi Polar" Depression, "The Disturbed Mind" Mr. Schizophrenia (MIL)
7. BLOOD: Chris, Mike, Lance Von Damme (MRL)
8. EDGE: Dominion Druids #1, #2, #3 (LOL)
9. EDGE: Off the Wagon, The Last Call Legend, The AA Dropout (DDL)
10. BURN: Streetwise Hercules, Straight Edge Savior, The Martyr (WEL)
last of the teams with 521
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Davoin Shower-Handel, Roosevelt Gunns, EDGE/JERKSS: The Stomper (CSL)
Caleb Kaffenbarger of Ohio & Erik Davis of Washington (Stomper); $20,000; edged FOE: Jack, Jake Jeckyl, Fearless (XPL), BLOOD/VIRUS: The Wild Bushman, General Whoshenburger, BLOOD: Jon Moxley (HWL), OMEGA: Magnus "Atlas" Samuelsson, Superman Darius Masterson, No Gimmicks Needed Derringer Colton (RCL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES -- veteran leagues only
1. UWL (1,128 matches) 486.190
2. LWL (863 matches) 491.652
3. AWL (855 matches) 481.368
4. BRL (663 matches) 489.200
5. IWL (575 matches) 490.265
6. MML (566 matches) 492.224
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
7. NAL (484 matches) 490.739
8. WCL (404 matches) 491.163
9. XPL (399 matches) 491.534
10. NSL (384 matches) 489.463
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) 16,146-1,844-438
2. Arsenal (DDL) 9,371-769-202
3. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 8,984-1,617-505
4. BLOOD: Mike Drake (HWL) 8,442-777-210
5. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 8,272-223-62
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) 7,734-1,378-260
7. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,154-1,706-331
8. Easy E. Joe Cool (TDL) 7,091-956-239
9. Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 6,810-427-118
10. BLOOD/RUNXT: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) 6,708-506-152
11. BLOOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (BRL) 6,423-624-152
12. VIRUS: High Stakes Chris Edwards (IGL) 6,101-1,676-157
13. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (EAL) 5,826-1,515-340
14. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) 5,537-842-363
15. TSD/OMEGA: The Survivor (ECL) 5,145-1,200-250
16. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 4,987-798-246
17. BLOOD: Medieval Tymes (NAL) 4,924-558-113
18. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 4,875-2,005-429
INK: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (ECL) 4,875-1,142-203
20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 4,840-1,953-403
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Elite Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quantum Pro, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Unknown Wrestler, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Caliente Lucha, Canadian Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Fighting Superstars, Independent Wrestling, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns
Bronze Federation
American Empire, American Outlaw, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, World Championship
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite
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