|
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Helen Clair of Washington
ROTU: Wraith (BOL) 1,363-358-80, $3,334,600 *18
At a major press conference where Johnny B was promoting all the different leagues and some of the high profile groups within the IWA, the infamous BOL superstar, Wraith, walked up to the podium with his typical arrogance and completely interrupted the program.
"Anyone who knows of the Black Ops League knows who the Riders of the Underworld are. Our stable has dominated and ruled over the BOL from its inception. We have several mausoleums stuffed with gold, and a good portion of it has my name all over it: back-to-back State championships, back-to-back Imagimania wins -- including the 25th anniversary -- the coveted League Triple Crown, and more tag and regional gold than the standard human mind could comprehend. When I first came to the surface from the bowels of the Underworld, I used to say, 'So it is written, so it shall be,' and I was right. I have reached every goal set and I have stomped the ever-lovin' gargoyle grease out of every opponent that I have faced. My biggest goal was to Purge the Souls of the unworthy and take the Gold; I have done it. Now, it is time to enjoy the riches I have rightfully earned, and I leave ROTU in the very capable hands of my mentor and stablemate, Widowmaker."
In a very uncharacteristic move, Wraith turned to Johnny B and offered his hand. "Thanks, man. It's been one heck of a ride!" After shaking hands, the tattooed warrior turned and quietly walked away.
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
EDGE: Goon (SGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
U.S. Champion
EDGE/OZ: "Ultimate Lawyer" Tobias Beecher (FLL)
Garett Guzman; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged KDSN: Party Goer Kourtney Kardashian (LSL)
King of the Ring
EDGE: Common Man (CWL)
Garett Guzman; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 12, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
SW: Pazuzu Polinski (SAL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500
Asiatic Champion
EDGE: Ninja Steel (NBL)
Rob Bream of Pennsylvania; 499
Hardcore Champion
EDGE: Gabby Poker (LSL)
Kevin Hurley of Canada; 500
Metropolitan Champion
EDGE: Filipino Joe E. Holiday (MML)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 499
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
COBRA: Theseus (XPL)
Mark Spears of Illinois; edged EDGE: Black Knight (IML), EDGE/DT: Bull Back William Andrews (QPL), EDGE: "Sugar" Shannon Brown (EAL), EDGE: Rated "R" Superstar Edge (WSL)
Steel Federation Champion
EDGE: Gabby Poker (LSL)
Kevin Hurley of Canada; 500
Gold Federation Champion
EDGE: Filipino Joe E. Holiday (MML)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada; 499
Diamond Federation Champion
EDGE: Sheik Hassent Ben Sober (DDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 499
Bronze Federation Champion
SW: Pazuzu Polinski (SAL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; edged DICE: Armin "Ace" Kea (MSL)
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE: Goon (SGL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
Wicked Wonder Pet Linny (NDL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; manager retained title; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Northern region
Atlantic Champion
ARMY: The Starchild (ESL)
Jeff Chambers of Iowa; 499
Central Champion
EDGE: "Corduroy Blazer" Emerson Garrett (EHL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 501; edged DICE: Black September (GRL)
Dixie Champion
KDSN: W Magazine's Editor & Photographer (TDL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 499; edged SW: The Satanic Prince Vassago (SAL)
Eastern Champion
KDSN: The Ugly Sister Khloe Kardashian (LSL)
Matt Yunick; edged LPPF: Adrenaline (NAL), LG: Bigfoot Ryan (AWL)
Mountain Champion
HAZ-Inc/SS: "Dangerous" Danny Sykes (ESL)
Randy Barnes of Arizona; 500
Pacific Champion
SFW: Penitentiary Pat (BRL)
Greg Brigham of Georgia; 499
Prairie Champion
EDGE: The Murderer Marcus Disaster (LSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; edged EDGE: Cassius Clay Aiken (EPL), OF: Wild Card Garrett Shadowstar (NWL)
Southern Champion
VIRUS: Sentry (AOL)
Ben West of Georgia; 501
Western Champion
EDGE/HYDRA: The Gorgon (CCL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; edged DICE: Dr. Botso (GRL)
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
KDSN: Kim's Former Friend Paris Hilton (FFL)
Matt Yunick of New York; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged "Malicious" Maria Menounos (MDL), Angela Powers
Ladies' U.S. Champion
"Gorgeous" Gabrielle Union (MDL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 499; $20,000
Queen of the Ring
LUNIZ: Minnie "Lotus" Pettway (VVL)
Chester Wright of Michigan; 269 QotR total; edged UKA: Brandy Dirt (FFL)
Ladies' National Champion
EDGE: Bonecrusher Bonnie Powers (VVL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; edged EDGE: Doomtrigger Delorian Powers (VVL), EDGE: Brittney the Barber Beefcake (MDL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
DICE: Patty Kilmer & Linda Leech (LLL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
EDGE: The Hulkster Heather Hogan & The Honky Tonk Woman (MDL)
Shareef Johnson
World Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Awesome Angela, Dreamgirl Dana, Bonnie Powers
Shareef Johnson
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Heather Hogan, The Honky Tonk Woman, Gayle "The Hammer" Valentine
Shareef Johnson
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: Pain & The Terminator (DDL)
Jeff Annable of Canada; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. UKA/HIGHER FLYERS: "Jumpin" Jim Brazil & Graig Gagne (MRL)
EDGE: The Blue Knight & The Green Knight (LSL)
last of the teams with 516
4. VIRUS: Wicked Clown & Wicked Ringmaster (HSL)
5. EDGE/HYDRA: Super Human Foot Soldier #1 & EDGE: Adam Smasher (CCL)
6. VIRUS: Rocky & John Rock (TCL)
7. LPPF: Adrenaline & The Wyld Stooge (PKL)
8. EDGE: Nikerov "The Nightmare" & Bobby "The Bear" Barishnakov (NDL)
9. HAZ-Inc/SS: "Maniac" Mark McClain & "Dangerous" Danny Sykes (ESL)
10. Buckwheat & Stymie (SAL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
Little Lord Fauntleroy & Lana Guns (IIL)
Darry Dinnell of Canada; $20,000
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: Black Knight, Agamemnon, The Illustrious Ishtar (IML)
Mike Dorsett of New York; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Enforcer Eric, Sadistic Dean Danger, Double S (LOL)
EDGE: Dominion Augur, Oracle, Druid (ECL)
Shaun Sims of Maryland
EDGE: Girly, Curly, Burly Hurley (CWL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada
VIRUS: Wicked Clown, Wicked Ringmaster, Candyman (HSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
DICE: Killer Kanye West, "Bullet Proof" Danny Able, Jack Pollock (APL)
Mike Carver (West) & John Gabriel, both of Pennsylvania
Top Contenders
7. EDGE: Stud Muffin Shareef Johnson, Shareef Johnson's Bodyguards #1, #2 (OSL)
8. VIRUS: Hotstuff Ben Quick, Fabulous Johnny Styles, Ravishing Rick Ross (PAL)
VIRUS: Psychotic Clown, Yur Mama, The Penniless Peasant (BTL)
last of the teams with 521
10. DICE: Deathmatch Celebrity Marilyn Manson, Hunter Hearst Pence, DICE/TSD: "Bi Polar" Mania (MIL)
ranked #6 last time
U.S. Six-man Champions
EDGE: Ultra League Assassins #1, #2, Terminator Terry Danger (NAL)
Shaun Sims; share of $20,000
EDGE: Constrictor Clyde Cozworth, Big Bad Brody Ballistic, Gordie the Goodguy Goodwood (BRL)
Rich Schwartzenburg of Canada
VIRUS: "Drunk" Terry Flunk, Ravishing Rico Valentino, Hot Stuff Ben Quick (SAL)
Mitchell Johnson of Michigan; 521; edged DICE/CTI/LEGIT: Flying Scotsmen #1, #2, DICE: The Crow (APL)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. AWL (1,225 matches) 470.833
2. NWL (919 matches) 475.957
3. BRL (609 matches) 484.895
4. ESL (467 matches) 490.347
5. MML (445 matches) 486.821
6. TDL (424 matches) 491.946
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
7. LWL (405 matches) 489.286
8. NSL (348 matches) 488.500
9. ECL (319 matches) 488.944
10. UWL (308 matches) 491.783
TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only
1. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) 14,432-1,714-393
2. APO: Gypsy Rose Lee (ECL) 7,851-1,430-415
3. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) 7,718-251-53
4. DICE: Mike Drake (HWL) 7,520-709-199
5. Arsenal (MML) 7,099-613-133
6. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,088-1,638-316
7. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) 6,939-744-247
8. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) 6,665-893-223
9. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) 6,593-1,241-234
10. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) 6,150-447-134
11. Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 5,950-388-108
12. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) 5,789-554-149
13. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) 5,641-1,451-331
14. TSD/UA: The Survivor (ECL) 4,781-1,096-244
15. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 4,755-1,959-418
16. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 4,689-1,898-391
17. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 4,535-847-237
18. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) 4,504-1,950-411
19. DICE/CTI: Hardcore Johnny Awesome (ECL) 4,491-1,078-190
20. Death Warrant (MML) 4,387-279-68
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns
Bronze Federation
Assassin's Order, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite
|