IWA REPORT
Vol. 17, No. 15 -- November 2012
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Maurice Plante of Canada

TV: Assassin Beast Poyzn (XPL) 2,115-348-98, $3,681,300 *34

W.P. Mills of Wisconsin

SA: "Doctor" Donny Royale (IGL) 1,052-183-31, $2,297,700 *27
SA: Superstar Sean Savant (IGL) 1,301-216-40, $2,833,200 *40
After showing that there is absolutely no quit in him, "Doctor" Donny Royale is... quitting. Royale revealed at an emotional press conference that injuries he suffered while winning the recent IWA "I Quit" Specialty title will make it impossible for him to continue his wrestling career.

Also retiring is Superstar Sean Savant. After losing several major IWA singles and team titles by point flow, Savant was ecstatic to learn he was going into the Hall. "I'll finally have my moment in the spotlight!" he enthused. Unfortunately, Savant was in a major automobile accident while on his way to the ceremony, and could not attend. He received his award at a private ceremony in the hospital.

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

DICE: Hardcore Tommy Valentine (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

"Elevator" by Eminem explodes over the P.A. system as Hardcore Tommy Valentine and "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine walk down the entry ramp to the ring. Tommy has a blue IWA World title belt around his waist, and Doctor Pain has the Diamond Federation, Metropolitan, and Asiatic titles in tow. A few EDGE and "Game" fans at ringside jeer Doc Pain as he walks down the ramp, and he stops and screams, "WORLD CHAMPION!" in their faces before proceeding to yell, "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!" and flash the gold to ringside fans. Tommy enters the ring first, and holds the ropes open for Doctor Pain.

Doctor Pain: "You know, IWA Universe, I have waited several years to climb back up to the top of the IWA mountain. It's exciting! And I can feel the electricity in the air whether you love me or hate me. Yo, Adrian! I did it!!! (Tommy holds up the World title to a mix of boos and cheers.) But I accept this World title today with a heavy heart. My best friend isn't here to celebrate this title with me -- a man that I think of more as a brother than a friend. The last I heard from my best friend, he was being flooded and hammered by Hurricane Sandy at home. I'm supposed to be a bad guy, but I just can't bring myself to rub this World title in your faces right now. Instead, I just hope my buddy 'The Big MoFo' is alright. My thoughts and prayers are with you, big guy! So, tonight I want to dedicate this IWA World title to both my best friend and all the IWA players who were affected by Hurricane Sandy. I hope first and foremost that you, your family, and your friends are okay, and also that you saved your best stuff -- of course including those IWA bulletins. Seriously, though, it's heartbreaking to lose the things you value the most. So, brother... Big Guy... Anthony... please be okay, buddy. We've waited so many years for me to get another one of these, and it just won't be complete 'til you're right back here with me."

With that, Mark Duchaine takes out his lighter, lights it, and holds it up in the air. Several fans follow suit as the IWA dims the lights and pays tribute to those affected by the disaster.

U.S. Champion

KDSN: Khloe's Husband Lamar Odom (RBL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches

King of the Ring

RWS: "The Warmaker" Kurt Carnage (AOL)
Nathan Fann of Tennessee; 500; a plaque or 25 free matches; 278 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 12, 15

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

DICE/NYB: Full Blown Chaos (ASL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 500

Asiatic Champion

DICE: Hardcore Tommy Valentine (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500; edged previous champion DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (MEL)

Hardcore Champion

EDGE: Executioner Eric Disaster (LSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500; edged DICE: "The Bouncer" Butch Terror (GRL)

Metropolitan Champion

Tommy Valentine
10 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

KDSN: "The Satanic Farmer" Botis Wynn (HWL)
Matt Yunick of New York; edged Archangel Chamuel (RSL)

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE: Executioner Eric Disaster (LSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 500

Gold Federation Champion

DICE/NYB: Full Blown Chaos (ASL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager retained title; 500; edged DICE/NYB: Everybody Gets Hurt (FSL)

Diamond Federation Champion

DICE: Hardcore Tommy Valentine (NAL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 500; edged EDGE: Tosswreck the Terrible (ABL)

Bronze Federation Champion

DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (MEL)
Anthony Dudick; retained title; 500; edged DICE: "The Bouncer" Butch Terror (GRL)

Jade Federation Champion

KDSN: Kim's First Husband Damon Thomas (AAL)
Matt Yunick; 499

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

The Joker (TCL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Eastern region

Atlantic Champion

LPPF: "Evil Elmo" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499

Central Champion

RWS: "The Warmaker" Kurt Carnage (AOL)
Nathan Fann of Tennessee; 500

Dixie Champion

VIRUS: The Warrior Dealer #3 (AOL)
Daniel Myers of Maryland

Mountain Champion

LPPF: Big Mofo (GRL)
Keith A. Maple; 499

Northern Champion

#1 Duchaine Fan (BRL)
Pam Duchaine of Vermont; 500

Pacific Champion

EDGE: Dynamic Damian Disaster (LSL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; edged DICE: James Rogue (NDL), DICE: Gluttony of Ignorance (TCL)

Prairie Champion

Socrates (WSL)
"The Game"; edged DICE: Ricardo Rodriguez (WWL)

Southern Champion

DICE/CTI: Koji Garveriji (APL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; edged DICE: Shooting Star Dexter Domino (CCL), DICE: Pepper the Flesh Eating Kitten (TCL)

Western Champion

"American Dragon" Bryan Danielson (MML)
Darrell Johnson of Vermont; 500

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

DICE: "D.L.C.S.W." Lenore Sabatella (FFL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; manager retained title; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

DICE: "Sick Girl" Isabelle Shea (MDL)
Anthony Dudick; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

DICE: "Sick-As-*&#!" Alexis Diamond (FFL)
Anthony Dudick; 271 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

DICE: "Stunning" Stacey Star (VVL)
Anthony Dudick

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Road Dogg Jenna James & B.A. Billie Gun (FFL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

DICE: Lenore Sabatella & Debbie "Dumpster" Pitsicalis
Anthony Dudick; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row

World Six-woman Champions

DICE: "Merciless" Mandy Mayhem, "Heartless" Heather Havoc, "Ruthless" Rachel Rage (VVL)
Anthony Dudick; manager retained titles; edged EDGE: Earthquake, Jenna James, B.A. Billie Gun

U.S. Six-woman Champions

DICE: Psycho Biker Diva From Hell #1, "Hard Candy" Hayley Stark, Isabelle Shea
Anthony Dudick

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter & "Blood Junkie" Jason Overkill (MEL)
DICE/BLOOD BROS: Zhang Wen-Xiang & Zhao Er-Hu (NFL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

LPPF: "Evil Bert & Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Top Contenders

4. DICE: Murder Death Kill & DICE/TSD: Dyslectic Redrum Blood (MIL)
last of the teams with 516

5. Shiva & Rudra (IIL)

6. DICE: Kid Swift & Dynamite Kid (SHL)
ranked #8 last time

7. DICE: "The Living Legend" Dillon McKensie & Diesel Duddick (GRL)

8. CTI: Whiplash & Morbid Angel #2 (PML)
DICE/KING: Rock 'N' Roll Derrick Von Wolf & DICE/CTI: Tim Tebow Carver (APL)

10. DICE/MARAUDER: Hangman & Cow Skull (OTL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

CTI: Sadistic James Stone & Patriot (PML)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; $20,000; edged LPPF: Irrelevant Nobodies (You & Him) (GRL), EDGE: Constrictor Clyde Cozworth & Big Bad Brody Ballistic (BRL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: Beautiful Benny, Magnificent Maurice, The Strategist Simon Steel (BRL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; manager held titles 3 cycles in a row; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. DICE: Ricardo Rodriguez, Alberto Del Rio, John Cena (WWL)
last of the teams with 521

3. EDGE/BOTB: G.G. Taetiseo, K-Pop Superstar, Gangham Styles (OSL)

4. EDGE: "Booze Hound" Barry, "Jive Turkey" Jerry McGrew, Cousin Larry (BTL)

5. DICE: "Hammer-Wielding Killer" Jeremy Beast, "The Pig-Faced Killer" Robert Porkchop, "The Orphan Killer" Marcus Miller (MEL)

6. DICE: Deathmatch Celebrity Marilyn Manson, Hunter Hearst Pence, DICE/TSD: "Bi Polar" Mania (MIL)

7. DICE: Hardriders I, II, III (NFL)
EDGE: "The Hammer" Greg Johnson, Superstar Billy Silva, "Insane" Shane Hogg (DDL)

9. Giant Kamala, Clever Ernest Hunt, Perfectionist John Russell (NAL)

10. DICE: Outlaw Tony Taylor, Loverboy Louie Lopez, Nasty Nick Spalla (MSL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

DICE: Pain, Pride Before Fall, Big Sexy the EDGE Killer (TCL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut & "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont (Sexy); Duchaine retained titles; 521; $20,000; edged DICE: Antonio Cesaro, Damien Sandow, DICE/RIP: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig (WWL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. AWL (1,381 matches) 472.787

2. NWL (904 matches) 462.909

3. ESL (517 matches) 489.000
BRL (517 matches) 486.961

5. XPL (433 matches) 489.540

6. NAL (385 matches) 491.607

7. MML (378 matches) 485.316

8. UWL (372 matches) 492.214
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

9. BBL (370 matches) 468.276

10. LWL (363 matches) 487.765

 

TOP 20 STARS -- active wrestlers only

1. DICE: Wonderful Wally Brown (GRL) 91

2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) 82

3. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) 81

4. DICE: Sinister Steve Stryker (CSL) 80

5. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) 78

6. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL)
DICE: Nightmare Sam Hell (BRL) 75

8. DICE: Diesel Duddick (GRL) 74

9. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) 73

10. DICE: Lord of Illusions (BRL) 72

11. CORE: Chris Coldstone (JIL) 71

12. DICE: "The Big Mofo" Anthony Dudick (MEL)
LPPF: Jinx (BRL) 68

14. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL) 67

15. EDGE: Ollis Rage (JDL)
DICE: Sammy Solar (SHL)
EDGE: Warchild (EHL) 66

18. DICE: "The Cooler" Tony Knuckles (NAL)
DICE: Duke Dangerous (ECL) 65

20. EDGE: Black Knight (IML)
DICE/NYB: Mr. Hyde (NBL)
LPPF: The Wyld Stooge (PKL) 64

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Pure Madness, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

Bronze Federation

Assassin's Order, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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