IWA REPORT
Vol. 17, No. 14 -- October 2012
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Richard King of Pennsylvania

R.J. Venom (NWL) 1,057-131-56, $1,244,200 *1

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Champion

SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL)
Dennis Mooney of New Jersey; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

A sold out crowd packs MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. "Reject Yourself" by Killswitch Engage blasts through the P.A. system, and the crowd erupts into a frenzy as SITH: Darth Thanatos, New Jersey's native son, walks slowly to the ring. He has the IWA World title draped over his left shoulder. He takes the microphone from the ring announcer to address the fans.

"Today I stand before you as your new IWA World Champion. This is validation that I am truly one of the greatest wrestlers in this game. Now that I've told you what I am, let me tell you what I'm not. I am not a sports entertainer. I am not an actor. I am not a movie star. I am a professional wrestler, and I'm proud of it. In certain companies of this business, the words 'wrestler' and 'wrestling' are considered four-letter words, and that is sad. I eat, sleep, breathe, and live professional wrestling. My victory shows that pure, true, scientific wrestling still has a place in a 'universe' of sports entertainment. To Mr. Mooney, thank you for taking a chance on a wrestling mark and Star Wars nerd from Morristown! To my SITH brothers in arms -- Darth Avatar, Darth Bedlam, Darth Carnage, and Darth Ravage -- thank you for sharing the same passion for pro wrestling that I have. And last but not least, thank you, Mr. Johnny B. Without you, none of this would be possible!"

The crowd pops, and "Reject Yourself" once again blares over the P.A. system. Darth Thanatos holds the World title belt above his head while the camera slowly fades to black.

U.S. Champion

DICE: The Executioner (PKL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 499; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged DICE: Blade (HWL), UKA: "Chunky" Stuart Campbell (FJL)

King of the Ring

Darth Thanatos
manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 10, 12, 13

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

EDGE: White Knight (SAL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 499; edged Frank Fina, DICE: Becker (AAL)

Asiatic Champion

DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (MEL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499; edged EDGE: The Ebony Dragon (JDL), LPPF: "Evil Bert" of Satan's Street (NAL)

Hardcore Champion

LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499; edged DICE: Mississippi Marauder (LSL)

Metropolitan Champion

DICE: "D-Bola" Frank Fina (BRL)
Anthony Dudick; 499; 30 free matches

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

CTI: Hotshot Ninja (YLL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; edged KDSN: Shopaholic Kimberly Kardashian (HWL), DICE: Death Machine (EAL)

Steel Federation Champion

DICE: Mississippi Marauder (LSL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged UKA: Joseph Kennedy (KKL)

Gold Federation Champion

DICE: "D-Bola" Frank Fina (BRL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499

Diamond Federation Champion

SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL)
Dennis Mooney of New Jersey; 501

Bronze Federation Champion

DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (MEL)
Anthony Dudick; 499; edged LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL), CTI: Rage (IGL), DICE: "Jaguar Paw" Jacob Youngblood (OTL), EDGE: White Knight (SAL)

Jade Federation Champion

EDGE: Playboy Shaun Laflare (PRL)
Shaun Sims of Maryland; 499; edged EDGE: The Ebony Dragon (JDL), DICE/NYB: Kingdom of Sorrow (BTL), DICE: Becker (AAL)

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

STALAG13: General Albert Burkhalter (CCL)
501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Prairie region

Atlantic Champion

DICE: "Blood Junkie" Jason Overkill (MEL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499; edged LPPF: Robert Coplin (NAL)

Central Champion

EDGE/HYDRA: Super Human Foot Soldier #1 (CCL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 501

Dixie Champion

LPPF: "Evil Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499

Eastern Champion

LR: Phoenix (WSL)
Rob Dysinger of Maine; 499; edged Buckwheat (SAL)

Mountain Champion

DICE/TSD: Mysterio Masked Destiny #3 (ECL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 499

Northern Champion

STALAG13: Colonel Robert E. Hogan (CCL)

Pacific Champion

EDGE/HYDRA: Commander Kraken (CCL)
Shareef Johnson; 501

Southern Champion

EDGE: "The Beebs" Hurley Beiber (SAL)
Kevin Hurley of Canada

Western Champion

DICE/NYB: Bloodshed Bane (WSL)
Michael Drake of New York; 499

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

DICE: "Toothless Redneck" Raylene Jewels (LLL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Ladies' U.S. Champion

EDGE: Awesome Angela Powers (VVL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; $20,000; edged EDGE: Little Lady (LLL)

Queen of the Ring

EDGE: Little Lady's Friend (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; manager retained title; 265 QotR total; edged UKA: Brandy Dirt (FFL)

Ladies' National Champion

EDGE: Sergeant Samantha Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; 501; edged EDGE: Card Shark Courtney Powers (VVL)

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

DICE: "Voluptuous" Victoria White & "Luscious" Lexi Diamond (LLL)
Anthony Dudick

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

DICE: Raylene Jewels & Sensational Stacy Whiskey
Anthony Dudick & Michael Eaves of Mississippi; Dudick retained titles

World Six-woman Champions

DICE: "Lovable" Lela Star, "Naughty" Natalia Rossi, "Attractive" April O'Neil (LLL)
Anthony Dudick; 521

U.S. Six-woman Champions

EDGE: Cleaning Lady, Scary Lady, Garbage Lady (LLL)
Erik Davis

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: The Technician Ivan & The Barbarian Boris Sidirov (DDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. EDGE: Neil Patrick Swayze & Ron Paul Rudd (NSL)

3. DICE/MOH: Slayer in Chains & SACRAMENT (ECL)
last of the teams with 516

4. DICE: Dirk Draven & Six Six Six (MIL)

5. EDGE: Pad See Ew & Pad Woon Sen (IGL)

6. DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #4 & #5 (HWL)

7. EDGE: Jien & Seiji Hasegawa (XPL)

8. DICE: Kid Swift & Dynamite Kid (SHL)

9. DICE: Brutal Barry Stryker & Gizzy "The Razor" Ciccireno (PKL)

10. LPPF: Judge & Executioner (BRL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

LPPF/VIRUS: The Scrub & Double D. "The Wannabee" (NSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; $20,000; edged DICE/TSD: Fire & Ice (ECL), EDGE: Mr. Perfect Marcus Steel & The Shogun Yoshi Toronaga (DDL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: The Man in Black, The Angel of Death, The Shadow of Death (YLL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

EDGE: Samson the Wonder Lhasa, Lucky the Wonder Poodle, Shotgun Messiah (EAL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada

DICE: Ryan Madson, Six Six Six, DICE/TSD: Broken Dissociative Psyche Unknown Enemy (MIL)
Mike Carver of Pennsylvania, "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont, Michael Giuliano of Connecticut

Top Contenders

4. DICE: "The Rock 'N' Roll Kid" Johnny Wildfire, Arson, Deadly David Death (GRL)

5. LPPF/VIRUS: Psychotic Clown, Yur Mama, The Penniless Peasant (BTL)
last of the teams with 521

6. DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #7, #8, #9 (HWL)
ranked #7 last time

7. DICE/NYB: Icepick, Pitchfork, Crowbar (XPL)

8. LPPF/VIRUS: Tribal Warrior "Squatting Bull", Nacho Libre, The Incredible Mr. Wink E. (NSL)

9. UKA: "Beefy" Chuck Porterhouse, "Chunky" Stuart Campbell, El Zombie (FJL)
UKA: "Nature Boy" David Blanchard, Kyle Weatherspoon, Tommy Knox (ECL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

DICE: Eddie Kingston, Powerhouse Pete Stryker, DICE/CTI: "Macho Man" Randy Carver (MIL)
Michael Drake of New York, Mark Duchaine, Mike Carver; missed titles by point flow last time; share of $20,000

DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #3, #6, #10 (HWL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; missed titles by point flow last time; edged DICE/TSD: Fire, Ice, The Survivor (ECL), EDGE: Dominion Master, Jack Triper, The Lethal Lobbyist (PML)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. AWL (1,308 matches) 471.525

2. NWL (1,227 matches) 466.709

3. BRL (696 matches) 488.283

4. ESL (536 matches) 491.143

5. XPL (481 matches) 490.338

6. LWL (469 matches) 486.042

7. NAL (454 matches) 493.102

8. HWL (389 matches) 490.718

9. TDL (362 matches) 488.300

10. NSL (357 matches) 493.821
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) $18,833,700

2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) $18,240,400

3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $18,111,100

4. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $15,667,600

5. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $13,340,538

6. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $12,660,400

7. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $12,611,038

8. DICE/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $12,390,900

9. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) $11,814,100

10. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $11,693,100

11. DICE: King Krusher (OSL) $11,687,100

12. DICE: Mike Drake (DDL) $11,574,000

13. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $11,564,000

14. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) $10,961,800

15. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $10,331,000

16. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $10,144,800

17. DICE: Diesel Duddick (GRL) $10,000,200

18. LPPF: The Wyld Stooge (PKL) $9,756,800

19. Arsenal (BBL) $9,248,900

20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $9,124,800

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Pure Madness, Vicious Valkyries

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

Bronze Federation

Assassin's Order, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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