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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque
Richard King of Pennsylvania
R.J. Venom (NWL) 1,057-131-56, $1,244,200 *1
WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING
World Champion
SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL)
Dennis Mooney of New Jersey; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches
A sold out crowd packs MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. "Reject Yourself" by Killswitch Engage blasts through the P.A. system, and the crowd erupts into a frenzy as SITH: Darth Thanatos, New Jersey's native son, walks slowly to the ring. He has the IWA World title draped over his left shoulder. He takes the microphone from the ring announcer to address the fans.
"Today I stand before you as your new IWA World Champion. This is validation that I am truly one of the greatest wrestlers in this game. Now that I've told you what I am, let me tell you what I'm not. I am not a sports entertainer. I am not an actor. I am not a movie star. I am a professional wrestler, and I'm proud of it. In certain companies of this business, the words 'wrestler' and 'wrestling' are considered four-letter words, and that is sad. I eat, sleep, breathe, and live professional wrestling. My victory shows that pure, true, scientific wrestling still has a place in a 'universe' of sports entertainment. To Mr. Mooney, thank you for taking a chance on a wrestling mark and Star Wars nerd from Morristown! To my SITH brothers in arms -- Darth Avatar, Darth Bedlam, Darth Carnage, and Darth Ravage -- thank you for sharing the same passion for pro wrestling that I have. And last but not least, thank you, Mr. Johnny B. Without you, none of this would be possible!"
The crowd pops, and "Reject Yourself" once again blares over the P.A. system. Darth Thanatos holds the World title belt above his head while the camera slowly fades to black.
U.S. Champion
DICE: The Executioner (PKL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 499; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged DICE: Blade (HWL), UKA: "Chunky" Stuart Campbell (FJL)
King of the Ring
Darth Thanatos
manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 14, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 10, 12, 13
SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches
American Champion
EDGE: White Knight (SAL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; 499; edged Frank Fina, DICE: Becker (AAL)
Asiatic Champion
DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (MEL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499; edged EDGE: The Ebony Dragon (JDL), LPPF: "Evil Bert" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Hardcore Champion
LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499; edged DICE: Mississippi Marauder (LSL)
Metropolitan Champion
DICE: "D-Bola" Frank Fina (BRL)
Anthony Dudick; 499; 30 free matches
FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches
Iron Federation Champion
CTI: Hotshot Ninja (YLL)
Joshua Haight of Wisconsin; edged KDSN: Shopaholic Kimberly Kardashian (HWL), DICE: Death Machine (EAL)
Steel Federation Champion
DICE: Mississippi Marauder (LSL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; edged UKA: Joseph Kennedy (KKL)
Gold Federation Champion
DICE: "D-Bola" Frank Fina (BRL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499
Diamond Federation Champion
SITH: Darth Thanatos (NSL)
Dennis Mooney of New Jersey; 501
Bronze Federation Champion
DICE: "The Sunset Slasher" Sam Slaughter (MEL)
Anthony Dudick; 499; edged LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL), CTI: Rage (IGL), DICE: "Jaguar Paw" Jacob Youngblood (OTL), EDGE: White Knight (SAL)
Jade Federation Champion
EDGE: Playboy Shaun Laflare (PRL)
Shaun Sims of Maryland; 499; edged EDGE: The Ebony Dragon (JDL), DICE/NYB: Kingdom of Sorrow (BTL), DICE: Becker (AAL)
NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000
National Champion
STALAG13: General Albert Burkhalter (CCL)
501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Prairie region
Atlantic Champion
DICE: "Blood Junkie" Jason Overkill (MEL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499; edged LPPF: Robert Coplin (NAL)
Central Champion
EDGE/HYDRA: Super Human Foot Soldier #1 (CCL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; 501
Dixie Champion
LPPF: "Evil Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499
Eastern Champion
LR: Phoenix (WSL)
Rob Dysinger of Maine; 499; edged Buckwheat (SAL)
Mountain Champion
DICE/TSD: Mysterio Masked Destiny #3 (ECL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; 499
Northern Champion
STALAG13: Colonel Robert E. Hogan (CCL)
Pacific Champion
EDGE/HYDRA: Commander Kraken (CCL)
Shareef Johnson; 501
Southern Champion
EDGE: "The Beebs" Hurley Beiber (SAL)
Kevin Hurley of Canada
Western Champion
DICE/NYB: Bloodshed Bane (WSL)
Michael Drake of New York; 499
LADIES' TITLES
Ladies' World Champion
DICE: "Toothless Redneck" Raylene Jewels (LLL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 500; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches
Ladies' U.S. Champion
EDGE: Awesome Angela Powers (VVL)
"The Immortal" Shareef Johnson of New Jersey; $20,000; edged EDGE: Little Lady (LLL)
Queen of the Ring
EDGE: Little Lady's Friend (LLL)
Erik Davis of Washington; manager retained title; 265 QotR total; edged UKA: Brandy Dirt (FFL)
Ladies' National Champion
EDGE: Sergeant Samantha Powers (VVL)
Shareef Johnson; 501; edged EDGE: Card Shark Courtney Powers (VVL)
Ladies' Tag-team Champions
DICE: "Voluptuous" Victoria White & "Luscious" Lexi Diamond (LLL)
Anthony Dudick
Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions
DICE: Raylene Jewels & Sensational Stacy Whiskey
Anthony Dudick & Michael Eaves of Mississippi; Dudick retained titles
World Six-woman Champions
DICE: "Lovable" Lela Star, "Naughty" Natalia Rossi, "Attractive" April O'Neil (LLL)
Anthony Dudick; 521
U.S. Six-woman Champions
EDGE: Cleaning Lady, Scary Lady, Garbage Lady (LLL)
Erik Davis
TAG-TEAM TITLES
World Tag-team Champions
EDGE: The Technician Ivan & The Barbarian Boris Sidirov (DDL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; $50,000 + 15 free matches
Top Contenders
2. EDGE: Neil Patrick Swayze & Ron Paul Rudd (NSL)
3. DICE/MOH: Slayer in Chains & SACRAMENT (ECL)
last of the teams with 516
4. DICE: Dirk Draven & Six Six Six (MIL)
5. EDGE: Pad See Ew & Pad Woon Sen (IGL)
6. DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #4 & #5 (HWL)
7. EDGE: Jien & Seiji Hasegawa (XPL)
8. DICE: Kid Swift & Dynamite Kid (SHL)
9. DICE: Brutal Barry Stryker & Gizzy "The Razor" Ciccireno (PKL)
10. LPPF: Judge & Executioner (BRL)
U.S. Tag-team Champions
LPPF/VIRUS: The Scrub & Double D. "The Wannabee" (NSL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; $20,000; edged DICE/TSD: Fire & Ice (ECL), EDGE: Mr. Perfect Marcus Steel & The Shogun Yoshi Toronaga (DDL)
SIX-MAN TITLES
World Six-man Champions
EDGE: The Man in Black, The Angel of Death, The Shadow of Death (YLL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches
EDGE: Samson the Wonder Lhasa, Lucky the Wonder Poodle, Shotgun Messiah (EAL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada
DICE: Ryan Madson, Six Six Six, DICE/TSD: Broken Dissociative Psyche Unknown Enemy (MIL)
Mike Carver of Pennsylvania, "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont, Michael Giuliano of Connecticut
Top Contenders
4. DICE: "The Rock 'N' Roll Kid" Johnny Wildfire, Arson, Deadly David Death (GRL)
5. LPPF/VIRUS: Psychotic Clown, Yur Mama, The Penniless Peasant (BTL)
last of the teams with 521
6. DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #7, #8, #9 (HWL)
ranked #7 last time
7. DICE/NYB: Icepick, Pitchfork, Crowbar (XPL)
8. LPPF/VIRUS: Tribal Warrior "Squatting Bull", Nacho Libre, The Incredible Mr. Wink E. (NSL)
9. UKA: "Beefy" Chuck Porterhouse, "Chunky" Stuart Campbell, El Zombie (FJL)
UKA: "Nature Boy" David Blanchard, Kyle Weatherspoon, Tommy Knox (ECL)
U.S. Six-man Champions
DICE: Eddie Kingston, Powerhouse Pete Stryker, DICE/CTI: "Macho Man" Randy Carver (MIL)
Michael Drake of New York, Mark Duchaine, Mike Carver; missed titles by point flow last time; share of $20,000
DICE/NYB: Burnt Out Brawlers #3, #6, #10 (HWL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; missed titles by point flow last time; edged DICE/TSD: Fire, Ice, The Survivor (ECL), EDGE: Dominion Master, Jack Triper, The Lethal Lobbyist (PML)
TOP 10 LEAGUES
1. AWL (1,308 matches) 471.525
2. NWL (1,227 matches) 466.709
3. BRL (696 matches) 488.283
4. ESL (536 matches) 491.143
5. XPL (481 matches) 490.338
6. LWL (469 matches) 486.042
7. NAL (454 matches) 493.102
8. HWL (389 matches) 490.718
9. TDL (362 matches) 488.300
10. NSL (357 matches) 493.821
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)
TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only
1. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (GRL) $18,833,700
2. LPPF: Medieval Tymes (NAL) $18,240,400
3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $18,111,100
4. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $15,667,600
5. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $13,340,538
6. LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $12,660,400
7. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $12,611,038
8. DICE/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $12,390,900
9. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) $11,814,100
10. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $11,693,100
11. DICE: King Krusher (OSL) $11,687,100
12. DICE: Mike Drake (DDL) $11,574,000
13. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $11,564,000
14. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) $10,961,800
15. Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (IGL) $10,331,000
16. EDGE: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $10,144,800
17. DICE: Diesel Duddick (GRL) $10,000,200
18. LPPF: The Wyld Stooge (PKL) $9,756,800
19. Arsenal (BBL) $9,248,900
20. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $9,124,800
LIST OF LEAGUES
Iron Federation
Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions
Steel Federation
Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, Eastern States Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King of Kings, Last Man Standing, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Pure Madness, Vicious Valkyries
Gold Federation
All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express
Diamond Federation
American Bodyslam, American Legion, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Lethal Brawling, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns
Bronze Federation
Assassin's Order, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter
Jade Federation
Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite
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