IWA REPORT
Vol. 17, No. 1 -- January 2012
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES -- engraved plaque

Paul C. Low of Maryland

GC: Nudder Phat {BLEEP} (LLL) 1,624-448-52, $2,510,700 *9

Blake Morgan and Gary Cassibry, Sr., both of Mississippi

Ragin' Cajun (FLL) 1,155-578, $1,393,600
The Luchador from Louisiana started his career back in March 2009 in the Extreme Existence League of the Iron Federation, and ended it in the Fighting Legends League of the Steel Federation.

Chris Osteen of North Carolina

BMP/NB: Thunderchicken (EPL) 1,041-86-11, $1,781,100 *4
The half-Cherokee Indian first wrestled in the IWA back in the mid-1990s. He wrestled in the UCL, where he started the stable Night Breed. When the UCL closed, the colorful, face-painted Thunderchicken went to the YYL. He couldn't find his niche there, so he went on to the SHL. It turned out to be the perfect home for him. He became a top star in the league, but a bad car wreck -- which people thought had killed him -- put him on the shelf. He dropped the colorful outfits and paint, and donned the crow paint and look, becoming the Lost Soul Thunderchicken. He wrestled in the SHL until 2000, then left wrestling and the IWA to open several gyms in San Diego. He was talked into coming back in 2010 by his best bud, IWA Hall of Famer Brom Bones. He formed the Bloody Murder Posse, and won the IWA King of the Ring, but was finally forced to retire due to injuries he suffered in a brutal cage match in Los Angeles, where he lost his EPL Continental title. The Lost Soul Thunderchicken was honored in a ceremony in San Diego, California, with family and friends. The biggest thrill for the second EPL star to enter the Hall of Fame was getting his retirement plaque from his hero, TNA's Icon Sting.

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Heavyweight Champion

DICE: Mike Drake (DDL)
Michael Drake of New York; manager retained title; 501; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

U.S. Champion

LPPF: Extreme Street Hustle Tim A. Maple (XPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 500; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches

King of the Ring

UKA: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (IGL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; manager retained title; a plaque or 25 free matches; 273 KotR total; hold positions were 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 12, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 14

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Asiatic Champion

DICE: Sgt. Stan Carlson (ECL)
Austin Pierce of Wisconsin; 499; edged DICE/LPPF: Necro (NBL), DICE/LPPF: Jimmy Rogue (NDL)

Hardcore Champion

DICE: Mike Drake (DDL)
Michael Drake of New York; 501

Metropolitan Champion

DICE: Little Orphan Amphetamine (PKL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 499; 10 free matches

Cruiserweight Champion

LOG: Project X (ESL)
Jason Warden of Tennessee

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

EDGE: Death Dealer (YLL)
Mike Dorsett of New York; manager retained title; 499; edged LPPF: Mr. Irrelevant (HWL)

Steel Federation Champion

APEX: "Mister Superstar" J.P.M. (PML)
Jason P. Miller of California; 499; edged DICE/LPPF: Necro (NBL)

Gold Federation Champion

EDGE: The Iconic Sheik (UEL)
Kevin Hurley of Canada; 499; edged Deebo (CWL), UKA: "Sexy" Lenny Nightmare (FSL), DICE/LPPF: Jimmy Rogue (NDL)

Diamond Federation Champion

DICE: Mike Drake (DDL)
Michael Drake of New York; 501

Bronze Federation Champion

Æ: The Canadian Crusher (HSL)
Michael Drake; manager held title 4 cycles in a row; edged KKE: "Impact" Scotty Coxxx (GRL), LPPF: Soldier of Retribution #3 (SAL), DICE: Rage (IGL), BURN: "Mr. President" Brian Centerscore (ZHL), DICE: Big Scary Alien from Uranus (TCL), DICE: Six Sigma Black Belt (CFL), Rain Warrior Spike (EHL)

Jade Federation Champion

DICE: Little Orphan Amphetamine (PKL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; 499; edged WCGP: "Platinum Plus" O-Zone Patron (WEL), EDGE: Omega Supreme (SGL)

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

Glen (CWL)
"The Game" from Parts Unknown; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Atlantic region

Central Champion

DICE/LPPF: Vampiro Canadiense (ECL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania

Dixie Champion

EDGE: Lord of the Ring (OSL)
John Durrani of Connecticut; edged EDGE: Dastardly Fiend (GRL), UKA: J.K. Hollister (AAL)

Eastern Champion

DICE: Rockin' Roy Oswalt (PKL)
Mike Carver of Pennsylvania; 499

Mountain Champion

LPPF: "Evil Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 500

Northern Champion

LPPF: "Caged Xplosion" Evan Tanner (JDL)
Keith A. Maple; edged APO: Ricky Blood (ECL)

Pacific Champion

DICE: "Dangerous" Xiahou Dun (MSL)
Neal Kendall of Missouri; edged Mr.X: Harry "Hombre Montana" Finkelstein (MIL), EDGE: Electric Current (OSL), APEX: The Rolemodel (PML), EDGE: "O.G." Bobby Johnson (ASL), DICE: Sin Cara (WWL), LPPF: Mr. Obvious (HWL), EDGE: Razorblade Robby Danger (NAL)

Prairie Champion

DDT: Mr. Barfly (SGL)
Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan; 499; edged LPPF: Cult of Personality #2 (HWL)

Southern Champion

DICE: "The Ace" Cliff Lee (PKL)
Mike Carver; edged DICE/LPPF: Vincenzo "Vinnie Paz" Luvineri (NBL), BURN/GC: Dale (PRL), LPPF/BC: Sacrament (APL), DICE: Basham (SCL), LPPF: Mr. Convenient (HWL), DICE/LPPF: Hardcore Johnny Awesome (ECL), DICE: Mr. Drake (DDL), DDT: Yur Mama (SGL), DICE: Herosaki (RCL), Super Thug - Vic Mackey (EHL), UKA: Steve-Dave Pulasti (FJL)

Western Champion

DICE: The Insurance Policy (ASL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut; edged EDGE: Sheik Hassent Ben Sober (DDL), LPPF: Adrenaline (KKL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

DICE/LPPF: "Stunning" Stacey Star (VVL)
Anthony Dudick of New York; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged UKA: Woman of the Knight #2 (FFL)

Ladies' U.S. Champion

DICE: Allyson (LLL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi; 499; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

LPPF: Knockout Specialist Rebecca Streets (FFL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 267 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

BURN: Dead Centerfold Marilyn Monroe (MDL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 501

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

"Stunning" Stacey Star & "Lovely" Lexxxie Lane
Anthony Dudick; 516

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

LPPF/BOD: S.M. & C.J. the Imperfect Nobodies (VVL)
Keith A. Maple; edged Women of the Knight #1 & #2

World Six-woman Champions

APO: Sunny, Sable, Missy Blaze (MDL)
Luke Fletcher of Georgia

U.S. Six-woman Champions

WC: Knockout Kelly Bundy, Vicious Vicki Valon, Dynamic Dian Parkenson (FFL)
Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts; edged S.M., C.J., J.B. the Imperfect Nobodies

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

UKA/HIGHER FLYERS: "Jumpin" Jim Brazil & Graig Gagne (MRL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; $50,000 + 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. LPPF: "The Big Mofo" Anthony Dudick & Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL)

3. DICE: Twisted Metal & the King Phish (HWL)

4. DICE: Damaja & Basham (SCL)
LPPF: "Caged Xplosions" Matt Hughes & Evan Tanner (JDL)

6. Æ: Gabriel "King of Cut Throats" & DICE: Carver in a Mask #3 (TCL)
last of the teams with 516

7. DICE/LPPF: Hardcore Johnny Awesome & Æ/TSD: "Mr. Money in the Bank" Devon Destiny (ECL)

8. Private Beetle Bailey & General Halftrack (SAL)

9. DICE: The Legendary Assassin & Mr. Hollywood (SGL)
LPPF/JL: Green Arrow & Batman (QPL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

DICE: Nate Hatred & "The Brute" Brock Rampage (HWL)
George Zimilinghaus & Michael Drake, both of New York; 516; $20,000

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

APEX: Jimmy Riggs, Demonic Dave, Ruthless Rick Riot (TDL)
Jason P. Miller of California; manager retained titles; share of $50,000 + 15 free matches

DICE/LPPF: Powerhouse Pete Stryker, Delivery Boy #2, Pizza the Hut (MIL)
"Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont; manager retained titles

DICE: Aston Martin, "The Chosen One" Mike Carver, the Pop Icon Mike Carver (CLL)
Mike Carver of Pennsylvania; manager retained titles

DICE/LPPF: Freddy "Madball" Cricien, Anthony "Q-Unique" Quiles, Vincenzo "Vinnie Paz" Luvineri (NBL)
Anthony Dudick of New York

BURN: The Forsaken One, Kid Wicked, Twisted Youth (PAL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine

UKA: Steve-Dave Pulasti, "The Exporter" Art Vandelay, Shecky Chucklestein (FJL)
Kevin Burr of Virginia

Top Contenders

7. EDGE: Dawson "Those Hotdogs'll Kill Ya" Bryant, BURN: Dirtiest Player in the Game Christian F., EDGE: Kevin Durrakers (FSL)

8. DDT: Cactus Sac, Psychotic Clown, Yur Mama (SGL)

9. EDGE: J.D. Warrior, Kevin Nash Bridges, the Ironing Sheik (OSL)

10. WCGP: Axx "Overdose" Overdrive, "Gangsterous" Escobar Street, "The Purple Haze" Q.P. Kush (LSL)
last of the teams with 521

U.S. Six-man Champions

APEX: Black Mamba, Pit Viper, Power Hungry Maniac (TDL)
Jason P. Miller; share of $20,000

UKA: J.K. Hollister, the Canadian Axe Murderer, Shingo 666 (AAL)
Kevin Burr; 521; edged EDGE: The Ironic, the Iconic, the Moronic Sheiks (UEL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. UWL (1,083 matches) 490.743

2. AWL (951 matches) 478.412

3. BRL (656 matches) 491.136

4. XPL (618 matches) 489.629

5. PKL (598 matches) 490.815

6. NWL (588 matches) 416.912

7. GRL (476 matches) 488.987

8. MRL (446 matches) 489.017

9. LWL (428 matches) 489.333

10. WFL (396 matches) 491.824
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

 

TOP 20 VICTORIES -- active wrestlers only

1. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) 13,317-1,535-359

2. DICE: Mike Drake (DDL) 7,112-657-188

3. EDGE/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 7,050-1,610-312

4. SA: Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (LOL) 7,034-238-51

5. Gypsy Rose Lee (WSL) 6,974-1,194-350

6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) 6,274-1,189-220

7. Dimitrios the Traveler (ABL) 6,236-699-239

8. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) 6,149-874-213

9. Arsenal (BBL) 5,810-499-121

10. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) 5,633-394-125

11. DICE: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (GRL) 5,430-512-145

12. PAIN: Cpl. Punishment (LBL) 5,361-364-100

13. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) 5,308-1,371-321

14. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 4,658-1,918-403

15. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 4,569-1,869-381

16. Æ/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) 4,501-1,036-230

17. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) 4,417-1,905-401

18. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 4,263-823-228

19. DICE/LPPF: Hardcore Johnny Awesome (ECL) 4,168-1,012-179

20. Death Warrant (MWL) 4,136-257-66

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Jersey City Wrestling, Manager Based, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Federation, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, American Wrestling, Casting Couch, East Side Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King Kong, Louisiana Swamp, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Zeus Power

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Masked Wrestling, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, National Wrestling, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, American Legion, Armed Forces, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

Bronze Federation

Assassin's Order, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Bloody Terror, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, South Central Wrestling, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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