IWA REPORT
Vol. 16, No. 5 -- April 2011
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JOHNNY B SAYS

This is the final cycle in which the managers of the World Tag and World Six-man Champions may choose to receive an engraved plaque instead of 15 free matches. From now on, the prizes for these titles will be $50,000 for each member of the winning team and 15 free matches for their manager. Thanks to everyone who weighed in on this issue!

 

WORLD, U.S., KING OF THE RING

World Heavyweight Champion

EDGE: Filipino Death Machine (ICL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; 500; $300,000 + 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt & 50 free matches

"Pinoy Pride!", "Got adobo?", and "ABSOLUT DOMINION" were among the many signs brandished by those gathered to celebrate the IWA World Title victory of Filipino Death Machine. Manager Garett Guzman approached center stage at his home venue, Sin City's MGM Grand Garden Arena, to formally collect on his third IWA World Championship. However, instead of entering the squared circle to address the electric crowd, he simply tossed his signature fedora into the ring and then began to calmly walk away. The alert fans, immediately cognizant of the metaphor and its implications, erupted into deafening cheers, as chants of "EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!" resonated throughout.

U.S. Champion

CORE: Binky the Bionic Bumblebee (OTL)
Oliver Storz of Germany; 499; $60,000 + a plaque or 25 free matches; edged EDGE: The Patient (ICL), WCGP: "Bomb First" Bishop Shakur (WEL), TG: Big-C (BOL), UKA: Chef Ramsay (FSL), LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat (BRL)

King of the Ring

EDGE: Master Mang (LSL)
Garett Guzman; a plaque or 25 free matches; 272 KotR total; hold positions were 1, 5, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 15; battle royal hold positions were 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 14

 

SPECIALTY TITLES -- $25,000 + 10 free matches

American Champion

UKA: The Man Known as Syxx (BRL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio; 499

Asiatic Champion

EDGE: Cyrus the Virus (CSL)
Steven J. Deane of Nebraska; 499; edged SW: Gen. Todiel (CFL), UKA: Yellow Ninja (MEL)

Hardcore Champion

TG: Juggernaut (BOL)
Colin M. Denlea of Georgia; 499; edged Æ: Da Renegade (TDL)

Metropolitan Champion

WCGP: "The Ballaholic" Dre Boogie (RSL)
"The Shot Caller" Tony Zamora of California; 499; 10 free matches

Cruiserweight Champion

GT: Chaingang (MML)
Hisham Quhshi of New York

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS -- $40,000 + 25 free matches

Iron Federation Champion

EDGE: Cyrus the Virus (CSL)
Steven J. Deane of Nebraska; 499; edged UKA: Michael Mayhem (EEL), 7-S: Dominant Factor Smoke (MBL), FUTURE: The Killer Kangaroo (MIL), WCGP: "The Ballaholic" Dre Boogie (RSL)

Steel Federation Champion

EDGE: Master Mang (LSL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada

Gold Federation Champion

EDGE: The House of Horror (BBL)
Steven J. Deane; manager retained title; 500

Diamond Federation Champion

UKA: "Evil Elmo" of Satan's Street (NAL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

Bronze Federation Champion

EDGE: Father Guido Sarducci (OTL)
Steven J. Deane; 499; edged SW: Gen. Todiel (CFL), UKA: Yellow Ninja (MEL)

Jade Federation Champion

EDGE: Filipino Death Machine (ICL)
Garett Guzman; 500

 

NATIONAL, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS -- $20,000

National Champion

EDGE: Bear O'Neal (GRL)
EDGE: Dorn, Collector of Skulls (GRL)
Kevin Burr of Virginia; 501; a plaque or 25 free matches; Mountain & Western regions

Atlantic Champion

UKA: Legendary Spoiler #25 (ALL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota; 499; edged TG: Supernaut (BOL), LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel (BRL)

Central Champion

BURN: Irish Wolfhound Razor (PAL)
Solomon Shaw of Maine; 499; edged EDGE: "The Muscle" Wildfire (EPL)

Dixie Champion

SW: "The Satanic Reverand" Minoson Ramsey (WEL)
Matt Yunick of New York; 500

Eastern Champion

Æ: The Bounty Hunter (PRL)
"The League Killer" Alan Handley of North Carolina; 499; edged EDGE: Blunt Nuggsley (TDL), SW: "The Satanic Cop" Thaadas Thomas (HWL), LB: Nature Boy Tommy Landell (BRL), EDGE: "The Prodigy" BJ Prime (BTL)

Northern Champion

EDGE: The Great One (MEL)
Michael Latsko of Ohio; 500

Pacific Champion

DTA: Ike "Chocolate Thunder" Jones (BBL)
David Silliman of California; 499; edged UKA: Mad Joe Black (PKL)

Prairie Champion

EDGE: The Newly Marked Ego (BBL)
Steven J. Deane of Nebraska; 500

Southern Champion

EDGE: The Chosen One (MEL)
Michael Latsko; 500

 

LADIES' TITLES

Ladies' World Champion

DTA/TSD: Godzooky (MDL)
Jason Battaglia of New York; 499; $40,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches; edged Veronica Vyper

Ladies' U.S. Champion

Æ: Junky Jaala (MDL)
Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama; $20,000

Queen of the Ring

Æ: Veronica Vyper (LLL)
"The League Killer" Alan Handley of North Carolina; 499; 269 QotR total

Ladies' National Champion

NGAA: Mara O'Connor (MDL)
S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas

Ladies' Tag-team Champions

DTA: Foxfire Felicity Storms & Exotic Ebony Sandstrom (LLL)
Joey Parsons of Tennessee

Ladies' U.S. Tag-team Champions

UKA: Beach Bum Lucy Bufkin & "Droppin' Jaws" Jessica Havoc (MDL)
Michael Eaves of Mississippi & Anthony Dudick of New York

World Six-woman Champions

EDGE: Andrea the Giant, Jane the Snake Roberts, Rowdy Rebecca Piper (MDL)
Shareef Johnson of New Jersey

U.S. Six-woman Champions

7-S: Ruby Soho, Sexy Shannon Outlaw, Dominant Factor Vanity (MDL)
Jonathan Akers of Texas & ~TZ~ of Virginia (Vanity); managers retained titles

 

TAG-TEAM TITLES

World Tag-team Champions

EDGE: Goon & Beefball (BTL)
Garett Guzman of Nevada; $50,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

Top Contenders

2. 7-S: The Sixth Street Strangler & Youngblood Johnny Dynamic (SAL)

3. 7-S: Randy Orton & Ted DiBiase (WWL)
Æ: Envy & Hollywood Armstrong (SHL)

5. Æ: Sara Del Ray & Allison Danger (HSL)

6. EDGE: Animal Mother & Brother Rakim (TDL)
last of the teams with 516

7. 7-S: Bruiser Brett Brown & Nightmare Sam Hell (NDL)

8. LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat & Robert Van Damage (BRL)

9. 7-S: Cryptonomicon & Rand al'Thor (SCL)

10. UKA: "Evil Bert & Ernie" of Satan's Street (NAL)

U.S. Tag-team Champions

7-S: DA FAT BOYz~ FLY BOY Frankie Furter & Barry the Buffet Killer (CFL)
John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; 516; $20,000; edged Æ: Lucifer & Sly Smith (SHL)

 

SIX-MAN TITLES

World Six-man Champions

EDGE: Black Knight, Agamemnon, the Illustrious Ishtar (IML)
Mike Dorsett of New York; manager held titles 4 cycles in a row; share of $50,000 + a plaque or 15 free matches

7-S: Ice Weazel, Gym, Bobcat Valentine (HWL)
John Durrani of Connecticut, Kevin Lin of New York, Jonathan Akers of Texas

Æ: "Gluttony of Ignorance" MC, Anaconda, National #2 (MEL)
Michael Giuliano of Connecticut & Sly Smith of West Virginia (National)

UKA: "Caged Xplosion" Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture, Forrest Griffin (JDL)
Keith A. Maple of Ohio

UKA: "Ravishing" Larry Nightmare, Joe Dirt, Ned the Nerd (GRL)
Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota

Top Contenders

6. 7-S: Little Orphan Amphetamine, Big Bad Joe Blanton, Mike Saint Carver (PKL)
previous champions

7. EDGE: "Dynamic" Dan Hardrock, "Boombastic" Michael Blitz, "The Dream" Diego Enfuego (BTL)

8. EDGE: "The King" Kobe Blaze, "Lethal" Lamar Outlaw, "The Prince" Paul Glory (EPL)

9. Æ: The Hitman MDK, the Menace, the Bounty Hunter (PRL)
last of the teams with 521

10. Æ/DSM4: "Bi Polar" Depression, Æ: Delusional Danny Delerium, Donnie Allen (NGL)

U.S. Six-man Champions

Æ: Demolition Chaos, Demolition Greed, Sly Smith (OTL)
Michael Drake of New York & Sly Smith; managers held titles 5 cycles in a row; share of $20,000

7-S/CTI: Vegeta, 7-S: "Prime Time" Ari Gold, Krimson Knight (TCL)
John Gabriel, Mike Carver, both of Pennsylvania, John Durrani

UKA: "Caged Xplosion" Chuck Liddell, Brock Lesnar, Andrei Arlovski (JDL)
Keith A. Maple; 521; edged EDGE: "Legend Killer" Kevin Thunder, "The Muscle" Wildfire, James "The Juice" Hardrock (EPL)

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

1. NBL (2,418 matches) 470.952

2. GRL (1,177 matches) 491.388

3. MRL (964 matches) 488.646

4. XPL (703 matches) 490.642

5. RSL (569 matches) 489.000

6. HWL (565 matches) 489.739

7. NSL (500 matches) 487.423

8. BRL (473 matches) 483.384

9. ECL (455 matches) 486.872

10. ASL (447 matches) 491.643
won the two matches for $1 cycle for having the highest average strategy total (counting only active wrestlers)

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS -- active wrestlers only

1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $22,310,000

2. UKA: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $16,447,700

3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $15,519,200

4. UKA: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $15,260,600

5. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $14,950,400

6. 7-S/DT: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $14,829,800

7. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $12,608,638

8. Æ/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $11,653,600

9. UKA: King Krusher (EEL) $11,013,500

10. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $10,761,638

11. E$T: Gypsy Rose Lee (WSL) $10,297,979

12. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $10,294,900

13. 7-S: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (NAL) $10,069,400

14. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $10,001,200

15. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $9,906,000

16. 7-S: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $9,617,800

17. CC: Oliver Shagnasty (NSL) $9,402,000

18. S4C: Willie Wino (NSL) $9,226,900

19. Æ: Mike Drake (DDL) $8,862,000

20. UKA: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $8,830,300

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

Iron Federation

Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Jersey City Wrestling, Manager Based, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

Steel Federation

Absolute Pain, Burial Grounds, Casting Couch, Devil Inside, East Side Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King Kong, Louisiana Swamp, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Zeus Power

Gold Federation

All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Dark Angel, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Masked Wrestling, Mat Mayhem, Mystic Diva, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

Diamond Federation

American Bodyslam, American Legion, Armed Forces, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

Bronze Federation

Assassin's Order, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler, Zombie Hunter

Jade Federation

Atomic Age, Blood Torn, Iowa Corn, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, South Central Wrestling, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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