IWA REPORT
Vol. 15, No. 16 -- December 2010
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Ramanujan (1,237-260-33, $2,276,200) has decided to retire this cycle. His accomplishments include 18 stars, 2 league titles, 8 TV titles, 28 regionals, 7 multi-man titles, and 7 battle royal wins, all in the HSL. He is also the only winner of the HSL Silver Cup, and has been in the league since its first cycle. His manager, Brian B. of New Hampshire, will receive an engraved plaque to commemorate this occasion!

Also bidding a fond farewell to the squared circle is Booker T of the WWL. His final record was 1,006-428-119, with $2,006,700 in his imaginary bank account. Gary Hixenbaugh of Alabama has earned an engraved plaque for his excellent managerial skills!

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

John Gabriel of Pennsylvania won his choice of 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches for coaching CTI: Francois Leroux (QPL) all the way to the top title in the game! Francois had a strategy worth a perfect 501 points.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

Evil Warrior #1 (CCL) successfully fought his way to this $60,000 payday using a 501-point strategy. His manager, Steve Gasperoni of California, wins either an engraved plaque or 25 free matches!

 

KING OF THE RING

With a 274-point KOTR total and an overall strategy total of 499 points, Æ: Jailbird Smith handily claimed this engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama! The hold positions which led us to Jailbird were 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 11, 12, and 13. First he had to win the ZPL battle royal, which used hold positions 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 14, and 15.

 

AMERICAN CHAMPION

Jonathan Akers of Texas pocketed these 10 free matches by arming EDGE: Comal County Blue (OSL) with a perfect 501-pointer. Nice job!

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

This $25,000 purse was awarded to UL: Sgt. Stan Carlson (ECL), who received his 500-point strategy from Austin Pierce of Wisconsin!

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

This title's 10 free matches ended up in the hands of Brett Hicks! The Texan skillfully guided NAA: "The Enigma" Austin Allen (GRL) to point flow victory over Æ: Bad News Blake (RYL), who also had a 500-point total.

 

METROPOLITAN CHAMPION

CAST: Jimmy "The Body" Janos edged out NAA: "The Enigma" Austin Allen (GRL) for this belt, marking the fourth time this year the title was held by an MRL grappler. That means his manager, Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota, wins 25 free matches! Both wrestlers had 500 points.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

This $25,000 championship went home with WWLF: The Impossible Man (ESL), who pinned both EDGE: "The Natural" Nigel Wolfe (AOL) and Anarchy (YGL) with "The Impossible Move"! His manager, Charles K. Brady of Missouri, was awarded 10 free matches for helping him pull off such a feat.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

The Iron Federation title went to Francois Leroux, who edged out EDGE: The False Prophet (IML) on his way to the World Heavyweight Championship. Both wrestlers had 501 points, as did Steel Federation champion EDGE: Comal County Blue (OSL), who belongs to Jonathan Akers of Texas! CTI: Endless (DAL) picked up the $40,000 Gold Federation purse with a 500 total. He's managed by "The League Killer" Alan Handley of North Carolina. In the Diamond Federation, Austin Pierce of Wisconsin coached UL: Sgt. Stan Carlson (ECL) to a win over CTI: Outlaw Tony Taylor (NFL). Each had a 500-pointer, and so did NAA: "The Enigma" Austin Allen (GRL), who claimed the Bronze Federation's 25 free matches for Brett Hicks of Texas! The Jade Federation champion was CAST: "Caged Xplosion" Andrei Arlovski (JDL). Keith A. Maple of Ohio led him to victory over CAST: Wyld Stooge Moe Rufus (PKL), CAST/WCGP: "Bomb First" Bishop Shakur (WEL), CTI: Chaos Type Creature (JRL), and Æ: The Prophet (SGL)! All five had a 499 total.

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

Big Money Graeme Stembridge (MBL) used his 501-point strategy to secure the Dixie region, then won the National title's prize of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for ~TZ~ of Virginia! Claiming the remaining $20,000 titles were...

Atlantic: wWw: Mike White Lightning Moore (GRL)
edged out wWw: Buda Von Winnershong (OSL), also with 500 and owned by Mike Moore of North Carolina
Central: Æ: Ric Legend (PML)
managed by Sly Smith of West Virginia; edged Lana Guns (IIL), both with 500
Eastern: CAST/TC: Max Violence (MIL)
coached to a perfect 501 by "Dr. Pain" Mark Duchaine of Vermont
Mountain: Æ: Hollywood Armstrong (PML)
racked up another win for Sly Smith; had to edge out CAST: Hardcore Tommy Valentine (NAL), both with 500
Northern: EDGE: "Renegade" Rex Regal (RCL)
received his winning 500-pointer from Darryl Epps of Connecticut
Pacific: CTI/JL: Green Arrow (QPL)
managed to 500 points by John Gabriel of Pennsylvania
Prairie: CAST/666: The Demonic Gourdman (MRL)
picked up another one for Mark Duchaine; had a 500 total
Southern: EDGE: Drooly Ghouly (NBL)
coached to 500 points by Frank Jay Belcher III of Michigan
Western: CAST: The Yam from Outerspace (ECL)
owned by Peter Houston of Canada; reportedly contains 500 calories

 

LADIES' TITLES

Æ: Duchess Dryken (FFL) went home with the $40,000 Ladies' World Championship, thanks to her 500-point strategy! Her manager, Michael Drake of New York, gets his choice of an engraved plaque or 15 free matches. The $20,000 Ladies' U.S. title was taken by CAST: "The Angel of Death" Daniella Trueblood (VVL), who also had a 500 total! Anthony Dudick of New York owns her contract. He also manages our reigning Queen of the Ring, CAST: "The Angel of Mercy" Melissa Trueblood (VVL), as well as CAST: "Sick-As-*&#!" Alexis Diamond (FFL), who lost by point flow! Both had 499 points. Melissa teamed with "The Black Widow" Brianna Trueblood and won the Ladies' tag straps for Anthony, then CAST: "Toothless Redneck" Raylene, "Poor White Trash" Patty, and "Trailer Park" Tracy Jewels (LLL) surprised him with their new World Six-woman belts! The Ladies' National Champion was ZOMBI: "Beautiful" Becky Hall (VVL), who can look forward to a rather awkward Thanksgiving dinner after edging out "Heartbreak" Heather Hall. ~TZ~ of Virginia also helped her use point flow against LOD/NB: Aneta "The Brabuster"Buena (FFL) and CAST: Lydia Misery (VVL). Each had a 500-pointer. Securing the Ladies' U.S. Tag-team titles were SW: Satan's Wives #3 and #4 (LLL), who, oddly enough, edged out the Blazes (APO: Sunny and Missy Blaze of the MDL). The pair is managed by Matt Yunick of New York. Kevin Burr of Virginia guided CAST: Lydia Misery, Alicia Anarchy, and Jessica Wrath (VVL) to the U.S. Six-woman honors.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Four teams had to share these titles due to an unbreakable tie. The PKL duo belongs to Matt Yunick of New York, while Bruiser Buck Dewitt and Ric Legend are owned by Sly Smith of West Virginia. The SGL team is managed by Joshua Haight of Wisconsin, who also owns the BTL team, which was entered due to an in-league error. This turn of events pushed UL: Male Supermodel Paumba and Prince of Pinfalls Peter Princeton (CFL) off the list. The top seven teams in the standings had 516 points.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. SW/666: "President" Belial Clinton & "Vice President" Volac W. Bush (PKL)
Æ: Bruiser Buck Dewitt & Ric Legend (SHL)
Æ: The Gambling Man & the Legendary Assassin (SGL)
Æ: The Silly Doctor & Todd the Mole (BTL)
5. Æ: Eddie Kingston & B-Boy (QPL)
6. EDGE: Blunt Nuggsley & Animal Mother (TDL)
7. CAST/XX: Xavier Vaughn Xtreme & Adrenaline (XPL)
8. Æ: The Reaper & Twisted Metal (HWL)
9. AXIS/IT: Morning & Midnight Stars (NBL)
10. Prince Lawrence Poffo & "The Masked Gentleman" Jerry Oldman (MRL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Æ: Hollywood Chris Fox and Ronald "The Hunter" Mason (BTL), managed by Joshua Haight of Wisconsin, took these titles by point flow over Æ: Superstar Billy Green and Bad News Blake (SHL); Æ: Cobra and Ultimo Warrior (XPL); plus Gentleman's Club: Chip and Dale (PRL). Each team had 516 points.

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Three teams had to split the prize money for these belts due to an unbreakable draw. Matt Yunick of New York owns the SW members. Chase Garza belongs to Jonathan Akers of Texas, while Brimstone Savage is under contract to John Durrani of Connecticut. Kevin Lin of New York's Tim Riggins rounded out the PRL team. The masked MEL wrestlers are managed by Sly Smith of West Virginia. The top seven teams listed had 521 points.

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. SW: "The Satanic Bagger" Gusion Johnson, "The Satanic Garbage Man" Ose Maple, "The Satanic Farmer" Sitri Schmidt (SGL)
EDGE: "South Texas Deathride" Chase Garza, Lone Wolf Brimstone Savage, Tim Riggins (PRL)
Æ: Masked Donald Trump, Masked President Obama, Masked Pee Wee Herman (MEL)
4. EDGE: Elitist Jerk, "River City Rambler" Adam Wright, the Gunslinger Marshall Law (SAL)
5. Æ: Johnny Hotshot, Dude Lightning, the Silent One (YLL)
6. E$T/SEC: Alabama's, Tennessee's, Georgia's #1 Virgin Slayers (MSL)
7. EDGE: Masked Terrors (NAL)
8. Prince Lawrence Poffo, "The Masked Gentleman" Jerry Oldman, Calamity Jake (MRL)
9. BMP/T: Roughian Smith, Demonic Damian Pain, Demonic Devon Pain (EPL)
10. X-RAIDED: New Breed Warrior, Eliminator, Terminator (ASL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Kevin Lin of New York, Jonathan Akers of Texas, and John Durrani of Connecticut managed to keep their names on these belts, this time using EDGE: "QB1" Matt Saracen, Feng Bloodsport, and Xian Bloodbane (PRL), respectively! Losing by point flow was their own team of EDGE: The Sixth Street Strangler, Dwight K. Schrute, and the Trendsetter J.D. Slaughterhouse (SAL), plus CTI/TSD: Cory "C-Rock" Fowlks, Joker Jay Baggs, and Armin "Ace" Kea (MSL), as well as CAST: "Evil Elmo," "Evil Ernie," and "Evil Bert" of Satan's Street (NAL). Each team had a perfect total of 521 points!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Based on the number of matches, the most active leagues for the November cycle are shown below. Refusing to give up its spot at the top for the thirteenth straight time was the New Blood League! Because the active wrestlers in the Unknown Wrestler League had the best average strategy total out of all 10 leagues, their managers can take two matches for $1 next cycle. The MRL missed the special price by less than a point.

1. NBL (2,174 matches) 470.039
2. GRL (687 matches) 490.787
3. UWL (677 matches) 495.147
4. PAL (567 matches) 480.920
5. WWL (558 matches) 490.283
6. MRL (542 matches) 494.292
7. XPL (525 matches) 492.237
8. ASL (441 matches) 493.388
9. BGL (399 matches) 491.375
10. WEL (387 matches) 490.220

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

(This list only includes active wrestlers.)

1. Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) $16,319,900
2. CAST: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (XPL) $15,836,900
3. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $14,804,900
4. CAST/NAA: Medieval Tymes (GRL) $14,214,600
5. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $14,125,600
6. wWw: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $13,840,000
7. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $12,441,338
8. CTI/TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $11,440,800
9. CTI: King Krusher (EEL) $10,842,400
10. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $10,638,238
11. CAST: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $10,193,000
12. E$T: Gypsy Rose Lee (WSL) $9,737,735
13. CAST: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (NAL) $9,631,300
14. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $9,568,100
15. wWw: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $9,473,200
16. CAST: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $8,746,400
17. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $8,547,300
18. CAST: Wyld Stooge Larry Logan (PKL) $8,518,000
19. UL: Johnny "2 Kold" Koolakowski (LOL) $8,444,800
20. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $8,119,100

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Jersey City Wrestling, Manager Based, Murder Incorporated, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Burial Grounds, Casting Couch, Devil Inside, East Side Wrestling, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King Kong, Louisiana Swamp, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Zeus Power

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Dark Angel, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Masked Wrestling, Mystic Diva, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, American Legion, Armed Forces, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling, Young Guns

BRONZE FEDERATION: Assassin's Order, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Blood Torn, Iowa Corn, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Lovely Ladies, Primal Rage, Psychotic Killer, Pure Adrenaline, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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