IWA REPORT
Vol. 15, No. 4 -- March 2010
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JOHNNY B SAYS

During next cycle -- and only during next cycle -- you may remove up to 10 losses from your wrestler's record! Each loss will cost him $10,000 of his imaginary money, so be sure he has enough to pay for it. Neatly print the following on a piece of paper: "Drop 10 losses from my wrestler, ID #123." Choose any number of losses, up to 10, and change 123 to your wrestler's ID number. Separate the request from your trash talk by skipping some space. You may subtract losses from as many of your wrestlers as you wish. Include this paper with your league matches. Take advantage of this exciting opportunity while it lasts!

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania is retiring four of his ASL grapplers this cycle! LOD: Brick Bonecrusher (1,057-487-90, $4,158,600 *43), LOD: Rock Bonecrusher (1,043-443-85, $3,828,500 *38), ACE: New Breed Destroyer (1,534-611-131, $4,652,700 *48), and ACE: New Breed Enforcer (1,506-596-138, $4,801,700 *33) will enter our Hall of Fame after long, successful careers that nearly any professional athlete would envy. Eric will receive four engraved plaques to mark this occasion. Well done!

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

Da Masked Outlaw, drawn by Cody SchibiAfter conquering the Gold Federation with his 500-point strategy, Æ: Da Masked Outlaw (TDL) set his sights on the World Heavyweight title and won it for manager Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama! Anthony can choose either 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches as his prize.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

Chad LaBombard of Michigan armed Æ: Tony "Two Times" Fioli (MPL) with a 500-pointer, then watched as his man overcame all other league TV champions to gain this $60,000 purse! Chad will receive his choice of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches.

 

KING OF THE RING

Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama nearly had two of his wrestlers share this title, just like last time! This time around, previous winner Æ: Gravedigger (XWL) was able to score the same 275-point KOTR total as Æ: Da Masked Outlaw (TDL), but couldn't match his stablemate's 500-pointer. (We determined the King of the Ring totals by adding up the values of the holds at positions 1, 4, 5, 8, 10, 11, 12, and 15 in each league battle royal winner's strategy.) Anthony will receive a second straight award of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches! The hold positions which were used to find the league battle royal winners were 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 13, and 14.

 

AMERICAN CHAMPION

CAST: Assassin Beast Ghostface (ASL) had to edge out CTI: Cage Match God (CLL) to claim this $25,000 payday. His manager, Maurice Plante of Canada, wins 10 free matches for providing his 499-point strategy!

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

Steve Bradshaw of Florida picked up these 10 free matches when his wrestler, Dr. Death Steve Williamson (NDL), used his 499 total to outmuscle our other Asiatic league champions! Steve (the one who doesn't exist) was awarded $25,000 (which also doesn't exist).

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

Our reigning World Heavyweight Champion claimed this title, just like last time! Æ: Da Masked Outlaw (TDL) won this $25,000 prize for Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama, who earned an extra 10 free matches. Metropolitan Champion CAST: Adrenaline (GRL) also had a 500 total, but lost by point flow.

 

METROPOLITAN CHAMPION

With the aid of his 500-point strategy, CAST: Adrenaline was able to keep this title in his stable's trophy case a little longer. That makes it the third cycle in a row that the GRL was home to this champion! Because of this, manager Keith A. Maple of Ohio wins twenty free matches. Nice job, Keith!

 

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

Matt Fugate of Ohio celebrated the UEL's final cycle as a rookie league by taking this $25,000 belt! Rich Von Bruiser left all comers "Black and Bruised" on his way to claiming the 10 free matches for his manager. His strategy was worth 499 points.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

Mike Dorsett of New York pocketed fifty free matches by securing both the Iron and Diamond Federation titles! He won them with PSY stablemates Agamemnon (IML) and the Vampire Lord Kal Zakath (DDL), respectively. Kal's strategy total was 499 points. The $40,000 Steel Federation purse went to CAST: Jake "The Milkman" Milliman (MRL)! Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota guided him to point flow victory over fellow CAST-mate Puppetmaster Michael Eaves (ZPL). Each had a 500-pointer. Da Masked Outlaw made a stop at the Gold Federation title match before ending up victorious in his quest for the World Heavyweight belt. He had to edge CAST members Black Thunder Tom Flash (BRL) and Pai-Mei "The High Priest" (CWL), along with stablemate Æ: Ricky "the Glove" (MPL), since each had 500 points. CAST: Adrenaline (GRL) added the Bronze accolade to manager Keith A. Maple of Ohio's winnings last time! He also had a 500 total. Æ: Blackhawk (JRL) used his 499-point strategy to pick up the Jade Federation strap for Chad LaBombard of Michigan.

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

Steve Bradshaw of Florida earned the choice between a plaque and 25 free matches when he supplied Mumbo Jumbo (MRL) with a perfect 501-point strategy, which enabled his grappler to gain first the Atlantic region over CAST: Handsome "Extra Handsome" Handsome (MWL), and then the National title over the remaining regional champions! They were...

Central: Æ: Demolition Man 1 (OTL)
managed to 500 points by Michael Drake of New York
Dixie: LIGHTNING XPRESS: Ballistic Brad Horner (MRL)
owned by Mike Moore of North Carolina; had to edge out TSD/UA: The Insurance Policy (OSL), both with 499
Eastern: PSY: Prince of Charisma and Warfare (CLL)
coached to point flow victory over Ghetto Dweller (KKL) by John Durrani of Connecticut; both had a 499 total
Mountain: Æ: Crimson Warlock (MPL)
managed by Chad LaBombard of Michigan; edged CAST: Mike Monopoly (BRL) and SW/IT: Satan's Extremist (MEL), all with 500
Northern: ILL: Cole Roberts (BRL)
owned by Rob Bream of Pennsylvania; had 499 points
Pacific: X-RAIDED: New Breed Warrior (ASL)
guided to a win over CTI: Alcott T. Downing (CLL) by Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania
Prairie: ILL: Hotshot R. L. Bream (GRL)
also owned by Rob Bream; had to edge PSY: Booze Brother #1 (CLL), both with 499
Southern: CTI: Where Did He Go? (IIL)
managed to a 499 total by Scott Bernes of Ohio
Western: ILL: Caden Roberts (BRL)
Rob Bream saved one last 499-pointer for him

 

LADIES' TITLES

CAST: Malicious Mandy Manchester (MDL) decided to trade in her National title for the Ladies' World Championship, and she was able to pull it off because of the perfect 501-pointer provided by Joseph Schaffer of New York! He wins either a plaque or 15 free matches. Joseph also won the Ladies' U.S. title, thanks to CAST: Dogface Debbie Dorchester and her 500-point total, then he teamed Mandy and Debbie with stablemate Toothless Theresa and watched them bring home the World Six-woman belts! That left Chad LaBombard of Michigan focusing on the tag straps for a change. He won them with Æ: Drunk Debbie and Tipsy Tammy Stevens (VVL). CAST: Katy Perry and Heavenly Body Heather Nova (LLL) lost by point flow, but Katy found her second wind and picked up the Queen of the Ring crown for Randall Reedy of Michigan! The Ladies' National title went to CAST: Sensational Stacy Whiskey (MDL), who was managed to 499 points by Michael Eaves of Mississippi. COVEN: Curvaceous Carrie Westcott and Dynamic Dian Parkenson (LLL) secured the U.S. Tag-team championships for their manager, Michael D. Pepple of Massachusetts. The U.S. Six-woman champions were Æ: Erica Mayhem, Tricia Horror, and Becca Death (VVL), who are owned by Kevin Burr of Virginia. They had to use point flow to defeat their stablemates, Dominant Factors Beauty, Vanity, and Lust (MDL).

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

CAST: Assassin Beasts Chaostreak and Destrux (ASL) were awarded $50,000 apiece for overpowering all other league tag-team champions last cycle! Their manager, Maurice Plante of Canada, can now decide if he wants an engraved plaque or 15 free matches. The top four pairs listed had a perfect team score of 516 points.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. CAST: Assassin Beasts Chaostreak & Destrux (ASL)
2. SW/IT: Lucifer Johnson & Rosier Ryan (TCL)
Æ: The Sensation & the Icon (ALL)
4. CAST: Big Mofo & Mr. Controversy (GRL)
5. DDT: Lunch Truck Torres & Day Laborer Lopez (MBL)
6. DDT: "The Irish Carbomb" Patrick McPatrick & "Russian Revolution" S.V. Zhitnik (CSL)
7. Æ: Bruiser Buck Dewitt & Ric Legend (SHL)
8. CAST: Aunt Mary & Uncle Mike (IIL)
9. PSY: The Feature Freddy & Flawless Floyd Flamingo (RYL)
10. PSY: County Mountie & Thunder Lips (NAL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Michael Drake of New York coached Æ: The Prophet and the Messiah (SGL) to these titles after formulating their 516-point team strategy. Both of his wrestlers received $20,000!

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Five teams ended in an unbreakable tie when battling for these titles. Linjamaniac #2 belongs to Kevin Lin of New Jersey, the Lunatic Lucca Brazzi is owned by John Durrani of Connecticut, and Thin Blue Line is under contract to Jonathan Akers of Texas. Scott K. Olson of Nevada manages the MRL trio. The Skyy was the limit for Mike Carver of Pennsylvania, and Keith A. Maple of Ohio threw a CAST party. Tony Pesante of New York claimed the last spot by having ALL of his ducks in a row. The top eight teams in the standings had 521 points.

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. PSY: Linjamaniac #2, the Lunatic Lucca Brazzi, Thin Blue Line (NAL)
PSY: "Buddy" Jack Black, Michael "PS" Baddstreet, Jerry "Boom Boom" Gordy (MRL)
CTI: "Stunning" Steve, "Showtime" Christian, "The Highlight" Mike Skyy (KKL)
CAST: Cousin Timothy, Aunt Mary, Uncle Mike (IIL)
Æ: The Sensation, the Icon, the Phenom (ALL)
6. PSY: Death, Famine, War (PML)
7. Æ: "Wrestling Demon" Sex, the Mysterious Benefactor, Big Money Graeme Stembridge (AFL)
8. CAST: Awesome Adam, Killer Kenny, Brutal Barry Stryker (CSL)
9. CTI: Slash, Little Nicky Lamborghini, Mean Mark Maybach (NGL)
CTI: Virus, Christian Skyline, the Crow (MIL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Only one team belonging to Sly Smith of West Virginia managed to take these $20,000 purses last cycle, but at least he didn't have to share them again. His wrestlers, Æ: Highway Patrols #1, #2, and #3 (PML), had a perfect 521-point team strategy!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Going by the number of matches in each, the most active leagues for the Winter cycle are listed below. Managers in the New Blood League rallied, and were finally able to overtake the UWL, but the GRL is also posing a serious threat. Because their active wrestlers had the best average strategy total, managers in the Mid-Atlantic Region League can choose to take two matches for $1 next cycle instead of paying our regular prices! The NBL, BOL, and UWL each finished less than a point behind.

1. NBL (1,227 matches) 492.400
2. UWL (1,083 matches) 492.141
3. GRL (1,008 matches) 489.486
4. ASL (842 matches) 491.564
5. UEL (761 matches) 474.220
6. BOL (661 matches) 492.351
7. RSL (641 matches) 489.691
8. MRL (623 matches) 493.076
9. XPL (606 matches) 490.092
10. WSL (605 matches) 490.614

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

(This list only includes active wrestlers.)

1. CAST: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (NAL) $14,744,500
2. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $13,600,800
3. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $13,537,100
4. wWw: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $13,306,300
5. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $12,104,238
6. TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $11,285,000
7. CAST: King Krusher (EEL) $10,581,200
8. CORE: Johnny Cage (JIL) $10,382,038
9. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $10,283,100
10. wWw: High Stakes Chris Edwards (CFL) $9,792,100
11. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $9,336,200
12. wWw: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $9,268,400
13. CAST: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL) $9,265,400
14. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $9,033,800
15. CC: Oliver Shagnasty (NSL) $8,488,000
16. CAST: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $8,381,800
17. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $8,300,700
18. S4C: Willie Wino (NSL) $8,223,400
19. Easy E. Joe Cool (CWL) $8,208,100
20. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $7,894,800

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Center Stage, Extreme Action, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Mysterious Benefactor, Next Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Slumber-party Massacre, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison, Young Lions

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Burial Grounds, Complete Carnage, Devil Inside, Fighting Legends, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Zeus Power

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Black Ops, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Dark Angel, Extraordinary Power, Federated Suns, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, Mystic Diva, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death, Union Express

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, American Legion, Armed Forces, Bounty Hunter, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Assassin's Order, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, Unknown Wrestler

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Born Tough, Iowa Corn, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Soldiers, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Smoking Gun, South Central Wrestling, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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