IWA REPORT
Vol. 13, No. 13 -- September 2008
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

John M. Kruse of Indiana is retiring three ACE members this cycle! The Golden Boy K.C. Colossus (ALL) had a record of 1,006-358-54, with $2,727,500 in earnings and 14 stars. The Boston Strangler (NAL) ends his career with 1,004 wins, 244 losses, 36 draws, $2,831,800 in the bank, and 7 stars. Finally, former World Six-man champion the Apache Kid (MIL) hangs it up with a record of 1,147-183-47. He had $2,098,400 in imaginary money and 14 stars. John will receive three engraved plaques as souvenirs of their many achievements!

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

LPPF's "Legendary Spoiler" Keith A. Maple (MWL) of Ohio lived up to his name, as he claimed first the Gold Federation title, and then "Spoiled" the Iron and Jade Federation champions' dreams by winning the IWA World Championship with his perfect 501-pointer! We congratulate this legend of the game for his accomplishment. He wins his choice of 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches!

 

U.S. CHAMPION

ACE: "The Bossman" Bill Lumbergh (AAL) earned $60,000 by using point flow to defeat EDGE: The Funneler (JRL), EDGE: "Insane" Shane Hogg (KSL), and LPPF: Captain HiJack (THL). Each had 500 points. Bill's manager, Howie Sandberg of New York, will receive an engraved plaque or 25 free matches!

 

KING OF THE RING

When we totaled the values of hold positions 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 14, and 15 in each battle royal winner's strategy, CTI: Alvin the Alcoholic (CSL) came out on top with 273 points. The choice between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches goes to his manager, Cody Schibi of Texas! The hold positions used for the regular league battle royals were 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 12, and 13.

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

With a perfect 501 total at the ready, LPPF: J.C. Steel (JDL) was able to defeat our other Asiatic league champions and gain a $25,000 payday! His manager, Rob Bream of Pennsylvania, was awarded 10 free matches.

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

Mark Duchaine of Vermont received 10 free matches for providing LPPF: The Executioner (PKL) with the 500-point strategy that he used to win this title. Nice job!

 

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION

The 10 free matches that accompany this title went home with Kenneth Plasse of Alabama! His wrestler, Arsenal (ERL), devastates opponents with his "Warhammer."

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

RAW: Scofield (XPL) scored a perfect 501 in the Iron Federation, winning $40,000 in imaginary earnings and 25 free matches for his manager, Shane Darby of Alabama! ILL: Librarian Willie B. Quiet (KKL) retained his Steel Federation title by edging out contenders COT: Sammy Solar (DIL), RWS: The Ragin' Cajun (LSL), E$T: I Complain Because I Can't Compete (PML), ACE: Macho Man Michael Cole (APL), CTI: A Darrell for the Gold (OSL), DA: 5 Star Scott Styles (PPL), and CTI: Adolf Von Mutilate (WPL). Congratulations to his manager, "The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio, for such an outstanding victory! The Gold strap went to Legendary Spoiler, who ended up going all the way to the World honors. In the Diamond Federation, Jeff Annable of Canada led EDGE: Trailer Park Boy Julian (LOL) to a point flow win over both ACE: Cody Steel (ECL) and LPPF: Diesel Duddick (NSL). All three had 499 points. RWS: C.H. Drake (MEL) also had to use point flow to gain his title. Once LPPF: Inferno (IGL) and LOC: Ozone (CFL) were dispatched, manager Michael Drake of New York stood by proudly as his ring warrior was crowned champion of the Bronze Federation! Howie Sandberg of New York roughed up the Jade Federation with ACE: Jerky John Musacha (AAL). He had to edge past LPPF members Jason (THL) and J.C. Steel (JDL), since each had a perfect 501 total!

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

Anthony Dudick of New York can decide if he wants an engraved plaque or 25 free matches, since he coached LPPF: Necro (TPL) first to the Pacific title, and then to National victory! His strategy was worth 501 points. The other regions went to...

Atlantic: RAW: Lincoln (XPL)
owned by Shane Darby of Alabama; had a perfect 501 total
Central: ACE: The Lovely Sheep (AAL)
managed by Howie Sandberg of New York; edged out VU/WWW: "Stone Cold" Steve Davis (XPL) and LL: Abomination (SHL), all with 500
Dixie: LPPF: The Mighty Deadhead (PKL)
sported a 500-pointer, courtesy of Mark Duchaine from Vermont
Eastern: E$T: Princeton's #1 Virgin Slayer (KSL)
owned by Zach Gargus of Parts Unknown; edged LPPF: Goretex (TPL), CTI: Bobby B. Spivey (NSL), and ARS: The Character Assassin (WSL), all with 499
Mountain: TERROR SQUAD: The Soul Reaper (KSL)
A.J. Tedesco of Pennsylvania helped him overcome LPPF: Little Orphan Amphetamine (PKL) and ACE: Purveyor of Destruction (NAL), all with 499
Northern: ACE: "The Mad-Dog" David Berkowitz (PKL)
managed to 500 points by Michael Giuliano of Connecticut
Prairie: CTI: Superfly Sean Starr (TDL)
coached to a 500 by John Gabriel of Pennsylvania
Southern: EDGE: The AA Dropout (JRL)
armed with a 500 by the not-so-anonymous Jeff Annable of Canada
Western: RWS: Mike Awesome (XPL)
owned by Michael Drake of New York; used point flow against LPPF: Andrew (NML), ACE: Taliban Freedom Fighter O.B.L. (ECL), CTI/RAW: The Macho King (RCL), and LPPF: The Brooklyn Park Brawler (CLL), all with 499

 

LADIES' TITLES

The Ladies' World Championship went to LPPF: Nikki Blair (LLL), who was managed to 500 points by Rob Bream of Pennsylvania! Rob can choose either an engraved plaque or 15 free matches as his prize. HB: Sadistic Sarah Lancaster (LLL) edged out RWS: Lethal Vixen (MDL) for the Queen of the Ring crown. She is managed by Stephen Hite of Texas! Paul C. Low of Maryland called the shots from ringside as RUS: Svetlana (LLL) overtook NGAA: Mara O'Connor (MDL) to win the $20,000 Ladies' U.S. title. The Notorious ACEhole gave ACE: Allison Danger and Daizee Haze (VVL) a perfect 516 total, which allowed them to win the Ladies' tag belts. He also managed ACE: Malia Hosaka (FFL) to the Ladies' National Championship! She had to edged past CTI: Powerpuff Girl Bubbles (LLL), since both had a 499, but Darrell Brewer of Alabama brought in fellow Powerpuff Girls Buttercup and Blossom and was able to console himself with the World Six-woman titles. LPPF: Tiffy Amber and Amarie (VVL) took home the U.S. tag straps, then manager Gregg Boyle of Maryland added Brianna Slamma to the team and watched their perfect 521 total earn them the U.S. Six-woman honors!

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

"The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio won either an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for coaching ILL: Large Lars De Jung and Rasheezy (XPL) to these $50,000 titles! The top five teams in the rankings had 516 points.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. ILL: Large Lars De Jung & Rasheezy (XPL)
2. CTI: Kyle & Cartman (LOL)
ACE: The Mayor & Agent Omni (ECL)
4. ACE: The Mammoth Mandingo & Livin' Large Lexington Steele (HWL)
5. ACE: "High Flyin'" Alex Hash & "The Golden One" Petey Pump (JIL)
6. CTI: Cory "C-Rock" Fowlks & Joker Jay Baggs (NDL)
7. COT: Dark Spawn & Dark Tyrant (XWL)
8. AXIS: Erik Sabotnik & Samsun Fujiwara (ZPL)
9. LPPF: Co-Jack & Uncle Bone Face (DIL)
10. ACE: The Great Susuki & Masa Hiro Sasaki (HML)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

New York manager Anthony Dudick helped the gruesome-twosome consisting of LPPF: "Hatchet-Face" Victor Crowley and "The Monster Man" Brother Bob (SML) pick up these $20,000 titles. Their team total was a perfect 516 points!

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

After an eighth place showing last time, ILL: Mr. Stroke of Death, Masked Inmate V.E.B., and Captain Bluttwasser (IML) stepped up their game and went home with the gold! They're managed by "The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio. Sharing in the victory was the Notorious ACEhole, who owns ACE: T.L. Hopper, Kwang, and Mantaur (BWL). All the teams in the standings except for the #1 Chrinese Derrivery Guys had 521 points!

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. ILL: Mr. Stroke of Death, Masked Inmate V.E.B., Captain Bluttwasser (IML)
ACE: T.L. Hopper, Kwang, Mantaur (BWL)
3. LPPF: "Captain Howdy" Carleton Hendricks, "Hatchet-Face" Victor Crowley, "The Monster Man" Brother Bob (SML)
4. CTI: Blade, Whistler, Hannibal King (WCL)
LPPF: "LV's Grimiest" Keith, "Sin City Bad Boy" Brandon Rosenthal, "The Cooler" Tony Knuckles (NSL)
LPPF: Co-Jack, Spark Plug, Uncle Bone Face (DIL)
7. ACE: "Don't Hate the Playa" Pete, "Big Daddy" Brandon Pennington, "Rugged" Randy Sanders (WSL)
LPPF: Black Mamba, Super Duper Richard Simmons, Skeletor (NFL)
9. ACE: Awesome Force, Money League Legend Jason Sandberg, Purveyor of Destruction (NAL)
10. ACE: #1 Chrinese Derrivery Guy Chung, Wang, Hung (IGL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Having the only 521-point team strategy out of all our TV six-man champions last cycle meant that ILL: Ox Cutter, Librarian Willy Shutup, and Yankee Black Mamba (XPL) deserved these $20,000 purses. They're managed by "The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

The most active leagues for the Dog Days cycle, according to the number of matches, are shown below. The Grim Reaper League continued its first-place streak (making it six in a row!), though the MRL is now within striking distance. For having the best average strategy total among their active wrestlers, managers in the Unknown Wrestler League can choose to take two matches for $1 next cycle! The ASL was less than a point away.

1. GRL (1,202 matches) 487.731
2. MRL (1,070 matches) 488.526
3. ASL (925 matches) 493.740
4. UWL (664 matches) 494.300
5. MBL (640 matches) 492.245
6. NBL (597 matches) 459.238
7. NAL (533 matches) 491.250
8. JIL (530 matches) 492.233
9. NSL (514 matches) 492.679
10. MEL (513 matches) 467.725

 

TOP 20 STARS

(Only active wrestlers were included on this list.)

1. X-RAIDED: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) 53
2. LPPF: Sinister Steve Stryker (CSL) 49
3. SAMHAIN: Damien Deadsoul (ECL) 47
4. LPPF: Nightmare Sam Hell (NDL) 46
5. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (ECL)
EDGE: The Terminator (CSL)
EDGE: Chris Coldstone (JIL)
45
8. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (QPL)
LPPF: Buda Von Blitzen (MIL)
CTI: Outlaw Tony Taylor (NFL)
CARTEL: New Breed Destroyer (ASL)
44
12. LPPF: Lord of Illusions (JIL) 43
13. TV: Danni Ashe (FFL)
COT: Duke Dangerous (JIL)
42
15. WWW: Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (BBL)
TV: Road Warrior Beast (SHL)
LPPF: Hooded Nightmare (OTL)
CTI: Loverboy Louie Lopez (NFL)
41
19. LPPF: Diesel Duddick (NSL)
EDGE: Johnny Cage (JIL)
CTI: Danny S. Spivey (HML)
COT: Morbid Terror (ECL)
40

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Center Stage, Danger Zone, Empire Wrestling, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Mysterious Benefactor, New Generation, Quick Pin, Rising Stars, Slumber-party Massacre, Under Fire, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, New Blood, Old School, Praying Mantis, Pressure Packed, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers, Zeus Power

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Dark Angel, Easy Rider, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, Mystic Diva, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, American Legion, Bounty Hunter, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Extreme Hardcore, Fightin' Irish, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Knight Time, Main Event, Men of Steel, Old Timer's, Raging Bull, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, War Cry

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Iron Cross, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Soldiers, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, Unknown Wrestler, World Wrestling, Wrestlers Elite

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