IWA REPORT
Vol. 13, No. 7 -- May 2008
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

After 11 years in the sport, New Breed Annihilator and New Breed Executioner are calling it a career. They were known as the Ruff Ryders, with a brief stint as the Ruff Ryder Unit. They began in the DCL in 1997, then moved to the ASL later that year. It was there that they made their mark on the sport. Under the watchful eye of their manager, Melody Foxxe, they pulled in 30 tag titles, were ranked in the IWA's top 10 tag-teams, and won numerous regional, league, television, battle royal, and six-man tag titles. They spent time in groups such as LPPF, LOD-2000, UKA, IE, NVUS, and ICE, but always called the Legion of Domination (LOD) home. They remained in the All Star League since their arrival, only leaving for a few months to defend the ASL's honor against the Super Hero League invasion. They feuded with the great Total Impact from Terminal Velocity in their years in the ASL, winning the last match and going 1-1 in 7 match series. New Breed Executioner ends his career with a record of 1,107-312-94, 36 stars, and earnings of $3,453,900. New Breed Annihilator's final stats stand at 1,102-348-91, 32 stars, and $3,407,400 in earnings. Congratulations to their manager, Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania, who will receive two engraved plaques!

Also entering our Hall of Fame this cycle is KOC: Cyber Metalist of the DDL! He was managed by Paul Pratt of California to 1,258 wins, 100 losses, 44 draws, 21 stars, and $5,596,800 in imaginary money. Cyber Metalist had many successes, but was most noted for retiring other managers in the game. Paul's outstanding leadership has earned him an engraved plaque!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

Long-time IWA manager Mike Moore of North Carolina scored a perfect 501-point total with WWW: Systematic Assassin (BBL), and used it to take first the Gold Federation belt, then the World honors! His wrestler received $300,000 in earnings, and Mike gets to choose either 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches. Way to go!

 

U.S. CHAMPION

No fellow league TV champions could prevent COT: Man with an Army of Kitty Cats (BBL) from clawing his way to the top last cycle. His manager, "Rockabilly Rebel" Richard Wolfenden from Coldstream, Kentucky, wins an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for providing the 501-pointer!

 

KING OF THE RING

King Cobra (KKL) proved to manager Ryan Oskar of Ohio that he was also worthy of THIS crown! He had an unbeatable 273 points when we added the values of hold positions 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 12, 13, and 14 in the strategy of every battle royal winner. Those winners were found using hold positions 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 15. Ryan can now decide between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches!

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

COT: Cracker Jack Black (CFL) picked up a quick $25,000 by defeating our other Asiatic league champions. His manager, Chad Burton of Indiana, receives 10 free matches!

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

This title remained in the possession of Jason Sandberg from New York! This time around, he used ACE: El Presidente (TDL) and a 500-point strategy to win the 10 free matches.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

ACE: "Time Bomb" Billy Magnum (BTL) pinned CEO: Curtis Cash (UFL) in the Iron Federation Championship match. His manager, Howie Sandberg of New York, will receive 25 free matches! Both wrestlers had 499 points. The Steel Federation title went to ACE: Phoenix Rising (PPL), who was managed to a 499 total by Randy Mercado of Pennsylvania. Systematic Assassin took the Gold Federation by a point flow win over X-RAIDED: New Breed Eliminator (ASL), then used his 501 to conquer the World! CEO: Ecrof Ria Eht Nioj (XWL) won the Diamond Federation prize for "The Smooth One" Jeff Manning of Ohio. Keith Maple of Ohio proved that the third time is indeed a charm, as his wrestler LPPF: Wyld Stooge Larry Logan took the Bronze Federation title home to the GRL! The Jade Federation strap ended up around the waist of ACE: Sweet Eddie Gold (JRL). He was managed to a narrow victory over stablemate Superstar Billy Green (LWL) by Sly Smith of West Virginia!

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

CEO: "The Ringmaster" Anthony Rodriguez (HML) of Alabama edged RDI: "The Reverend" Jeremiah Ezekiel Ross (ASL) to take the Mountain region, then used his perfect 501 total to gain the National title's engraved plaque or 25 free matches! Taking the remaining titles were...

Atlantic: X-RAIDED: "The Wolverine" Konga Anderson (ASL)
managed by Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania; edged out MM: Cowboy Cody James (TDL) and LPPF: Nightmare Sam Hell (NDL), all with 501
Central: X-RAIDED: New Breed Terminator (ASL)
also managed to a 501 by Eric Lindsay
Dixie: RDI: "The Natural" Nick Brain (ASL)
coached by Jordan Ross of Canada; edged Saint Sinner (BBL), both with 501
Eastern: TV: Mr. ASL Albion "Beyond Compare" O'Maire (ASL)
also coached to 501 points by Jordan Ross
Northern: CARTEL: New Breed Enforcer (ASL)
owned by Eric Lindsay; had a 501 total
Pacific: CARTEL: New Breed Destroyer (ASL)
Eric Lindsay gave him a 501, as well
Prairie: CARTEL: "Chainz" Hurrigan (ASL)
armed with a 500-pointer by Jermal Adkins of Kansas
Southern: DTA: Scalphunter Shaun Donovan (ASL)
managed by Joseph Schaffer of New York; had 500 points
Western: RDI: Mr. Grappling I (ASL)
Maurice Plante of Canada supplied his 499 total

 

LADIES' TITLES

S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas led NGAA: Rydia Stormer (GDL) all the way to the Ladies' World Championship! He wins an engraved plaque or 15 free matches since he formulated her 501-pointer. CTI: Powerpuff Girl Jessica (GDL) used her 500 total to gain the Queen of the Ring title for Darrell Brewer of Alabama, but was edged out for the Ladies' National belt by COT: Shadow Mistress (GDL), who is managed by Wade Reinhard of Pennsylvania. Gregg Boyle of Maryland won the U.S. Six-woman straps when CEO: Christina Alley, Rachel Marie, and Alexis Soppy (VVL) defeated EDGE: Miss America 1921, the Log Lady, and Lazy Susan the Playdoh Bunny (GDL) by point flow. The remaining ladies' titles went to Jason P. Miller of Kansas! He picked up the U.S. title with CEO: Ms. Demeanor Martha Stewart (FFL), then paired her with Self Loathing Mongoloid Chick to take the tag honors over CTI: Godzooky and Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon (GDL). His team of CEO: Trailer Wench Agatha Terrible and Skanque (FFL) edged stablemates Rachel Marie and Alexis Soppy for the U.S. tag titles. Finally, he claimed the World Six-woman glory by managing CEO: Your Grandma, Your Mom, and Your Sister (FFL) to victory over ACE: Kim Kong, Crippy Cat, and "Sloppy" Susan Magel (VVL), plus CTI: Powerpuff Girls Jessica, Tiffany, and Erin (GDL). All three teams had 521 points!

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Pocketing $50,000 apiece for these belts were CTI: William T. Riker and Jean Luc Picard of the DIL! Their manager, David White of California, can choose either an engraved plaque or 15 free matches as his reward. The top seven pairs in the standings had 516 points!

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. CTI: William T. Riker & Jean Luc Picard (DIL)
2. MM: "The Pillar" Perry & "The Bulwark" Billy Martin (MPL)
3. CTI: Cory "C-Rock" Fowlks & Joker Jay Baggs (NDL)
4. CTI: Shattered Reflection & Mirror Shards (WPL)
5. RDI: Super Killer Devasto & Diamondgrim the Powerful (ASL)
6. LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel & Nature Boy Tommy Landell (BRL)
7. CTI: Warriors of Destruction & Carnage (NML)
8. CEO: Super Duper Richard Simmons & Skeletor (NFL)
9. CEO: Krusty the Demented Kangaroo & Satan the Happy Bunny (NAL)
10. CTI: Y2J Brewer & Short Beard the Pirate (HML)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

ACE: World Bankers Shlomo Glickstern and Moshe Goldberg (MPL) each deposited $20,000 in his account after the duo won these belts (and thus kept them in the hands of Jason Sandberg from New York)! Also with 516 points were CTI: Data and Lore (DIL); CEO: The Fallen Soldier and the Hammer (PPL); LPPF: "Who the Heck is?" Mike and Michael Monroe Cook (OSL); plus CEO: Dirk and Dean (PML).

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Four teams ended in an unbreakable draw for these belts! Jason P. Miller of Kansas retained partial ownership of the titles, this time using a different CEO trio. David White of California used his CTI members, and Chad Burton of Indiana relied on his COT warriors. The Messiah of Mayhem and the Lord of Legends are managed by Andre Sabucco of Texas, while B.J. Striker belongs to Chad LaBombard of Michigan. All 10 teams listed had 521 points, and so did COT: Spade, "Simply Perfection" Preston Wylde, and Chris Wylde (DIL); ACE: "Fine Surgeon" Al Mellish, Product Tester Fielding Mellish, and General Vargas (TDL); plus CTI: The Emperor, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader (APL)!

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. CEO: Lucifer, Beelzebub, Hades (PML)
CTI: Duncan MacLeod, Darius, Hugh Fitzcairn (NGL)
COT: The Tax Collector, Cracker Jack Black, the Landlord (CFL)
ROME: The Messiah of Mayhem, the Lord of Legends, B.J. Striker (WPL)
5. EDGE: Mr. Droolcup the Giant, Leland "I Killed Laura" Palmer, Special Agent Dale Cooper (PPL)
6. ACE: "Sick" Carlton Warchild, Persuasive Pat Patterson, Pat Patterson's Ring Boy (KKL)
7. ACE: J.C. Springer, "Wild Thing" Wendell Tvedt, "Charming" Chas Lawlor (UFL)
CTI: Longbeard the Pirate, Swavio Stooksberry, Eric Arsett (HML)
CTI: Zeus, Ares, Hercules (ASL)
10. ACE: Hitman's Wrath, Hitman's Fury, "The Beast" Brian Fantana (BBL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Two teams fought to an unbreakable tie in the battle for these titles! CEO: Touchdown Tom Brady, Rushing Richard Seymour, and Diet Pepsi Machine (NFL) are managed by Jason P. Miller of Kansas. COT: "Ranger Joe" Joey Gladstone and "Have Mercy" Jesse Katsopolis are owned by Jonathan Akers of Texas. They teamed with General McKitty (BBL), who is managed by "Rockabilly Rebel" Richard Wolfenden from Coldstream, Kentucky. Both victors had to edge out CTI: Smelly Beard, Bloody Beard, and Goat Beard the Pirates (HML), since all three teams had 521 points!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Based on the number of matches, the most active leagues for the Spring cycle are listed below. The Unknown Wrestler League held onto first place for a fifth consecutive cycle! The All Star League had the best average strategy total out of all 10 leagues when counting only active wrestlers, so its managers can choose to take two matches for $1 next time! The VVL missed the honor by a very slim margin.

1. UWL (1,326 matches) 480.548
2. ASL (807 matches) 492.747
3. GRL (776 matches) 486.667
4. NAL (721 matches) 487.476
5. ALL (654 matches) 484.943
6. BBL (616 matches) 483.897
7. MEL (500 matches) 479.306
8. VVL (497 matches) 491.155
9. JIL (479 matches) 485.468
10. LLL (473 matches) 482.643

 

TOP 20 STARS

(Only active wrestlers were included on this list.)

1. X-RAIDED: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) 53
2. LPPF: Sinister Steve Stryker (CSL) 48
3. SAMHAIN: Damien Deadsoul (ECL) 47
4. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (ECL)
LPPF: Nightmare Sam Hell (NDL)
45
6. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (SML)
LPPF: Buda Von Blitzen (MIL)
EDGE: The Terminator (CSL)
EDGE: Chris Coldstone (JIL)
CTI: Outlaw Tony Taylor (NFL)
44
11. CARTEL: New Breed Destroyer (ASL) 43
12. TV: Danni Ashe (FFL)
LPPF: Lord of Illusions (JIL)
42
14. WWW: Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (BBL)
CTI: Loverboy Louie Lopez (NFL)
41
16. COT: Duke Dangerous (JIL)
CEO: Danny S. Spivey (HML)
40
18. Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL)
LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL)
LPPF/PG: Wonderful Wally Brown (IGL)
EDGE: Johnny Cage (JIL)
EDGE: Black Knight (DZL)
CTI: Nasty Nick Spalla (NFL)
COT: Morbid Terror (ECL)
CEO: The Smooth One Jeff Manning (JDL)
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LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage, Danger Zone, Empire Wrestling, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, New Generation, Quick Pin, Slumber-party Massacre, Under Fire, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, Old School, Praying Mantis, Pressure Packed, Rebel Yell, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers, Zeus Power

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Easy Rider, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, Anarchist Lust, Bounty Hunter, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Knight Time, Main Event, Men of Steel, New York, Soul Asylum, Torture Chamber, War Cry

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Iron Cross, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Soldiers, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Smoking Gun, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, Unknown Wrestler, World Wrestling

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