IWA REPORT
Vol. 13, No. 1 -- January 2008
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JOHNNY B SAYS

Here's your chance to improve your wrestler's record! Along with your matches for the upcoming cycle, tell us to "Drop 10 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" (change 123 to your wrestler's ID number). You can drop up to 10 losses from each of your wrestlers, but there's a catch: each loss will cost you $10,000 in imaginary money. The money will be deducted from that wrestler's earnings, so make sure he or she has enough in the bank to pay for his bright, shiny, new record! This special offer is only available during this upcoming cycle, so be sure to take advantage of it while you can.

 

WORLD CHAMPION

After taking the Steel Federation title with his 500-pointer, EDGE: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat (OSL) picked up this $300,000 purse, plus the choice of 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches for his manager, Jeff Annable of Canada!

 

U.S. CHAMPION

HATE: "The Rage" Rex Kage (TGL) showed no mercy to the competition -- which consisted of EDGE: Gravedigger (RYL), PAIN: Ruud van Nistelrooy (APL), and EDGE: "Who the Heck is?" Mike Cook (OSL) -- on his quest to the United States Championship. His manager, Chad LaBombard of Michigan, earned an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for providing the 500-point strategy.

 

KING OF THE RING

U.S. Champion HATE: "The Rage" Rex Kage (TGL) continued to bring recognition to his new stable, gaining this prize of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Chad LaBombard of Michigan! His 500 total helped him to victory when we added the values of hold positions 2, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 14 in the strategy of each battle royal winner. Also with a 271-point KOTR total was LPPF: Morrison's Bestest Fan (CCL), whose full strategy was worth 499 points. The battle royals were decided using hold positions 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 13, and 15.

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

A narrow point flow victory over ACE: Destructive David Duke (NDL) meant that HATE: The Lord of Legends (WPL), managed by Andre Sabucco of Texas, went home with this $25,000 purse plus 10 free matches! Both wrestlers had 499 points.

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama pocketed a quick 10 free matches when his wrestler, EDGE: The Widowmaker (RYL), used his 500-pointer to win this $25,000 title!

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

ACE: Shelly "The Machine" Levine (DZL) took the Iron Federation for Jason Sandberg of New York. Jason also won the Gold Federation title! His wrestler, ACE: Destructive David Duke (NDL), had a 499-pointer. The Steel prize went to eventual World Champion Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat after he successfully used point flow against EDGE: Librarian Will U. Hush (KKL), EDGE: The Widowmaker (RYL), LPPF: Shaq (LSL), Dan (TGL), WWW: Dutch Doomsday (DIL), WWW: "Repulsive Romantic" Raine Thorn (IIL), and ONE LIFE CREW: Sworn Enemy (APL). Each had a 500 total! Bob Dippy of Pennsylvania claimed the Diamond Federation belt with ACE: Faz (FJL). The 25 free matches awarded to the manager of the Bronze Federation champion went to Stephenie Vestal of Nevada! She led Master Wolverine (SAL) to point flow victory over EDGE: Sexy Boy Sean Mooney (FBL) and RWS: James Pittman (MEL). Taking the Jade Federation title's $40,000 in imaginary earnings was TERROR SQUAD: Doctor Dracula (KSL)! He's managed by none other than A.J. Tedesco of Pennsylvania.

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

ONE LIFE CREW: Bloodsimple (APL) claimed this engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Anthony Dudick of New York after winning the Central region with his 501-point strategy! Taking the rest of the regions were...

Atlantic: EDGE: Jailbird Smith (LSL)
Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama helped him defeat HATE: Heretical Extremist (PPL), PAIN: Rafael Van der Vaart (APL), and WWW: Duke McSLam (WPL), all with 500
Dixie: WWW: The Love Machine (DIL)
managed by John Gabriel of Pennsylvania; edged out LPPF: Dwayne (LSL) and WWW: Mutant Warrior (WPL), all with 500
Eastern: LPPF: The Total Package Darrell Brewer (LSL)
this Alabama grappler had a 500-pointer
Mountain: ONE LIFE CREW: Project Wyze (APL)
coached to 500 points by Anthony Dudick
Northern: WWW: Flex Cavanaugh (DIL)
owned by John Gabriel; edged both ROGUE WARRIOR: Talon (MRL) and Ruthless Donnie (APL), all with 500
Pacific: EDGE: Librarian Willy Shutup (KKL)
managed to a 499 by the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio
Prairie: COT: Baddest American Indian Thundersinger 13 (DIL)
under contract to Jen "Warlock" Bialecki of Wisconsin
Southern: LPPF: Matt Spencer (GRL)
led to victory over ONE LIFE CREW: Five Finger Death Punch (APL) by Gregg Boyle of Maryland
Western: Killer Bob (LSL)
managed by the equally deranged Cody Schibi of Texas; edged out COT: The Reverend Horton Heat (RYL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

HATE: Evil Erin (VVL), managed by Andre Sabucco of Texas, won the Ladies' World Championship with her 500-pointer! Andre can now decide between an engraved plaque and 15 free matches. NGAA: Mara O'Connor (GDL) lost the World title but retained her Queen of the Ring crown. That means her manager, S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas, wins 10 free matches! Nice work. The $20,000 Ladies' U.S. title went to EDGE: Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (VVL). She was managed to 500 points by Jeff Manning of Ohio. The Smooth One also picked up the Ladies' tag straps! EDGE: The TSuenami Sue Norris and Charismatic Olivia Tyson (VVL) had a perfect 516 total. Darrell Brewer of Alabama held onto the Ladies' National title, this time using a different Powerpuff Girl. LPPF: Heather (VVL) edged fellow Powerpuff Girls Shae and Katie-Anne (VVL), plus LPPF: Tiffy Amber (VVL). Each had 500 points. The Ladies' U.S. Tag-team victors were UKA: Jamaican Princess and Rasta Queen (LLL). Their manager is Daniel Peton of New Jersey. Gregg Boyle of Maryland kept his name on the World Six-woman belts, this time taking them with LPPF: Brianna Slamma, Tiffy Amber, and Amarie (VVL). CB: Kimberly Parker, Nicole Doyle, and Amy Johnson (LLL) made sure their stable wasn't left out of the spotlight by conquering the previous U.S. Six-woman champions! Darren Lane of Arkansas manages the team.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

The engraved plaque or 15 free matches that accompanies these $50,000 titles went home with Jason Sandberg of New York! He managed ACE: Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush and Otis B. Driftwood (GRL) to the top of the tag scene last cycle. The first six teams in the standings had 516 points.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. ACE: Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush & Otis B. Driftwood (GRL)
2. ACE: Counter Flooders #4 & #5 (FBL)
3. WWW: The Love Machine & Flex Cavanaugh (DIL)
PAIN: Ruud van Nistelrooy & Rafael Van der Vaart (APL)
5. LPPF: Nickel Bag Ghost & Vampire Reefa (PPL)
6. EDGE: Mighty Max DeJung & the Average Mexican (KKL)
7. E$T: Beautiful Blaze Escapade & the Franchise Zach Gargus (TGL)
8. Pretty Boy Billy Thunder & Candyman Brett Lightning (SAL)
9. HATE: Disciple of Satan & Lucifer's Mask (THL)
10. EDGE: Anthony S. & Billy B. Spivey (TDL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

EDGE: Smokin' Bud and Delirious Dank Greene (OSL) each padded their bank accounts with $20,000 after defeating all other TV tag-team champions last cycle. Their manager, Neel LaBar of Virginia, coached them to a 516 total!

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Jason Sandberg of New York won another engraved plaque or 15 free matches by leading ACE: The Mammoth Mandingo, the Tosser Tony Tedeschi, and Real Man Jonah Falcon (HWL) to the only 521-pointer out of all our league six-man champions last cycle! His men each received $50,000 for the win.

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. ACE: The Mammoth Mandingo, the Tosser Tony Tedeschi, Real Man Jonah Falcon (HWL)
2. Pretty Boy Billy Thunder, &, Candyman Brett Lightning (SAL)
ONE LIFE CREW: "D-Bola" Frank Fina, "2% Body Fat" Jonathan Winstrol, "Big Dawg" Dominick Deca (BWL)
4. LPPF: Delivery Boys #1, #2, Pizza the Hut (MIL)
LPPF: Max, Derrick Spencer, Two Cycle TRIout (GRL)
EDGE: Caregiver Prozac, Dr. Xiz Dux, Crazy Gangster (CFL)
7. nWo: GhouL's, Candyman, Drooly Ghouly (LSL)
ACE: JMK, Ali-Zee, Faz (FJL)
9. WWW: Idol Ike, Tombstone Tommy, Ruthless Rick Damage (QPL)
10. EDGE: Smokin' Bud, Delirious Dank Greene, No Gimmicks Needed Neel LaBar (OSL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Alabama's Anthony Rodriguez added these titles to his winnings! His wrestlers, EDGE: Jailbird Smith, Locked Up Larry, and Convict Sam (LSL), added $20,000 apiece to their earnings. Congratulations!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Ranked by the number of matches in each, the most active leagues for the December cycle are listed below. The All Star League continued its dominance, remaining in first place for the tenth cycle in a row! Since their active wrestlers had the highest average strategy total, managers in the Absolute Pain League can choose to take two matches for $1 next time. The MRL and last cycle's winner, the ASL, rounded out the top three.

1. ASL (825 matches) 490.033
2. JIL (651 matches) 484.711
3. MRL (612 matches) 492.030
4. WSL (584 matches) 486.950
5. GRL (548 matches) 485.614
6. LLL (502 matches) 486.436
7. XPL (489 matches) 481.861
8. ALL (488 matches) 483.576
9. BBL (477 matches) 476.885
10. APL (465 matches) 494.093

 

TOP 20 STARS

(This list includes only active wrestlers.)

1. X-RAIDED: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL)
LPPF: Sinister Steve Stryker (CSL)
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3. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (ECL) 45
4. LPPF: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (SML) 44
5. WWW: Outlaw Tony Taylor (NFL)
LPPF: Nightmare Sam Hell (NDL)
LPPF: Buda Von Blitzen (MIL)
43
8. TV: Danni Ashe (FFL)
LPPF: Lord of Illusions (JIL)
EDGE: The Terminator (CSL)
EDGE: Chris Coldstone (DZL)
COT: Hooded Nightmare (GRL)
CARTEL: New Breed Destroyer (ASL)
41
14. WWW: Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (BBL)
WWW: Loverboy Louie Lopez (NFL)
40
16. WWW: Nasty Nick Spalla (NFL)
WWW: Duke Dangerous (JIL)
Steve "The Sandman" Sands (KKL)
ONE LIFE CREW: Diesel Duddick (NSL)
LPPF: Medieval Tymes (GRL)
39

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage, Danger Zone, Empire Wrestling, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, New Generation, Quick Pin, Slumber-party Massacre, Under Fire, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, Old School, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Good Times, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: American Bodyslam, Anarchist Lust, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Flowing Blood, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Knight Time, Main Event, New York, Soul Asylum, War Cry, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Iron Cross, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Soldiers, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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