IWA REPORT
Vol. 12, No. 14 -- October 2007
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STABLECADE 2007

Out of all 626 wrestlers who entered this year's contest, the winners turned out to be Terminal Velocity! TV had the best average once we determined the top five strategy totals in each group that signed up.

Listed below are those who brought fame to the stable. Each wrestler was awarded $100,000 in imaginary money, and all TV members have bragging rights for one year!

"The Platinum Star" Johnny Gonzalez of Arizona
ABL: Blaze, Latino Lover Boy
DIL: "The Sinister" Demitrius Drakos, Tony "The Annihilator" Young

Luke Fletcher of Georgia
GDL: TV/BOD: Missy, Sable, Sunny Blaze
NDL: Birdman, the Hitman, the Patriot
SHL: Mr. Perfect, Mr. Terrific, Mr. Wonderful, Street Hawk, the Dragon, Ultimate Stinger
WSL: Randy Blood, Ricky Blood, Superfly

Ryle David of Pennsylvania
ASL: Komodo Dragon
IGL: Redcoat, Sebastian Lasombra, Vicomte

Mike Peters of Pennsylvania
IGL: Gambit, High Impact, Sudden Impact, Wolverine

Here's how each stable fared. Groups are ranked by the average strategy total from their 5 best members:

499 TV
498.6 CTI, UZI
498.4 LA
498.2 ACE, WWW
497.8 COT
497.2 LPPF
497 independent wrestlers
496.6 TNT
496.2 EDGE
496 FTW
495.6 MD
495.4 independent MRL wrestlers
494.8 LAW
494.4 TBZ
494.2 H20, OC, UKA
493.8 DT

Spots 21 through 27 went to HUNS, PAIN, DX and SDI, WA, KKE, and TOMB.

A big "Thank you" goes out to everyone who participated! We hope you enjoyed competing this year.

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Our first retiree this cycle is LAW: Jaxx from the ABL. With a record of 1,481-262-57, $2,336,300 in earnings, and 7 stars, he wins an engraved plaque for manager Cody Behrend of Texas.

RENEGADE: "Mr. Mean" Wayne "Buzzsaw" Morgan is being inducted into our Hall posthumously. This BBL superstar is no longer tearing up the title page due to his untimely demise, but leaves behind impressive stats of 2,162-1,258-160 *17, and $5,147,100 worth of assets in his will. His manager, Edward Ledeger, Jr. of California, will receive a plaque along with a tasteful flower arrangement.

 

WORLD CHAMPION

After edging out ACE: Tony Ceno (JIL) for the Jade Federation title, Black Falcon (SHL) picked up this prize of 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches for his manager, Eric Jones of Maryland! His strategy was worth 500 points.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

Despite being Canadian, manager Wade Thorpe was allowed to compete for this belt, and won it with EDGE/666: Red Eclipse (CFL)! Wade will receive his choice of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches, since he devised the 500-pointer.

 

KING OF THE RING

CTI: Ruthless (WAL) won this engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Joshua Haight of Wisconsin! He had a 500-point strategy, and the top total (273) after we added the values of hold positions 1, 3, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 15 in the strategy of each league battle royal winner. Those winners were determined using hold positions 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 13, and 14.

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

Despite the fact that he's Canadian, we allowed manager Wade Thorpe to compete for this title, as well. His wrestler, EDGE/666: "Devilraiser" Karne (CFL), won him an additional 10 free matches with his 500-point strategy!

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

These 10 free matches went home with Jason Sandberg of New York, who managed ACE: J. Cheever Loophole (GRL) to a 500-point total! Things are sure to heat up even more very soon. That's because the Arm Lock League has just been converted to our newest Hardcore league!

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

Ric "The Crippler" Jackson (XPL) decimated the competition in the Iron Federation with his 500-pointer, so he wins $40,000 in imaginary money. His manager, Erik Davis of Washington, earns 25 free matches! The Steel Federation went to EDGE: Delirious Dank Greene (OSL), managed by Neel LaBar of Virginia, who was entered in the running due to an in-league error. His 499 total helped him edge past Bad News Falon (MRL) and UZI: Librarian Willie B. Quiet (KKL). Neel also took the Gold crown! EDGE: Dingledorff the Gnome King (NDL) had to use point flow against ACE: DEE (MWL), HOD: Lord Poyzn Van Destruk (ASL), ACE: Loverboy Lleyton Hewitt (CLL), ACE: Takin' It In (NML), CLAN: Midnight Warrior (BRL), and CTI: Tony "Two Times" Fioli (TDL). In the Diamond Federation, Shaun McPeck of Illinois managed ACE/CTI: Heatwave (IRL) to a win over UZI: Mr. Kitty (LBL) and ONE LIFE CREW: Diesel Duddick (NSL). All three had 499 points. ACE: War Room Controller (WAL) won the Bronze Federation strap for Howie Sandberg of New York after defeating Asiatic Champion EDGE/666: "Devilraiser" Karne (CFL), Hardcore Champion ACE: J. Cheever Loophole (GRL), and Stablecade winner TV: High Impact (IGL)! Each had a 500 total. Black Falcon narrowly beat ACE: Tony Ceno (JIL) for the Jade title before using his 500-pointer to take the World prize.

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

ACE/CTI: "Eternal Slumber" Jonathon Aries (CFL) took the National honors after winning the Pacific region with a 500-pointer. His manager, Scott Bernes of Ohio, wins an engraved plaque or 25 free matches! The other champions were...

Atlantic: ARS: "Hitman" Thom Haines (WSL)
Pennsylvanian Thomas Haines manages his own career; had to use point flow to defeat CLAN: Prince Xizor (GRL), CTI: Loose Cannon (MEL), and AWC: Massive Karnage (NGL), all with a 500 total
Central: IP: Joe Sandstrom (CFL)
under contract to Joey Parsons of Tennessee; edged out CTI: Ruthless (WAL), both with 500 points
Dixie: Sid Vicious (WWL)
managed by Grant Matthews of Canada; edged the Hero Brisco County Jr. (GRL) and UZI: The Dude That Smells Like Feet (BWL), all with 499
Eastern: LA: Renegade Riley Reinhard (CFL)
Wade Reinhard of Pennsylvania helped him win over WWW: Motorheadbanger Catastrophe (JIL), both with 500
Mountain: WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (GRL)
this North Carolina grappler managed himself to a 499-pointer
Northern: EDGE: "Insane" Shane Hogg (GRL)
Canada's Jeff Annable coached him to victory over Canada's EDGE/666: Reigning Terror (CFL); both had 499 points
Prairie: CTI: Jack Thunder (MEL)
coached to a 500 total by Joshua Haight of Wisconsin
Southern: ACE: Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff (GRL)
managed by Jason Sandberg of New York; had 499 points
Western: CTI: The Silly Doctor (WAL)
property of Joshua Haight

 

LADIES' TITLES

ACE: The Brunette Bombshell Kimberly (LLL) used her 500-point strategy to win the Ladies' World Championship for Tony Robinson of Florida! He gets his choice of an engraved plaque or 15 free matches. Chad LaBombard of Michigan took the Queen of the Ring glory with CTI: Carol the Bar Maid (FFL), who edged out UZI: Anita "Lotta" Payne (VVL). Both had 499 points. Keith A. Maple of Ohio claimed the Ladies' U.S. title with LPPF: Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL), who was entered in the running because of an in-league mistake. Had it not been for this, the Smooth One Jeff Manning would have retained the belt, this time with UZI: Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (VVL). Both women had 499 points, but Jessica had slightly better point flow. TV: Danni Ashe (FFL) won the Ladies' National title by point flow over CTI: Nigerian Rose (LLL). She's managed by Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania. Jason P. Miller of Kansas held onto both tag straps! This time he took the World Tag belts with UZI: Twin Peaks and Crazy Uma No Teeth (VVL), and the U.S. titles with UZI: Asian Supermodel Twhatt D. Idusay and Single White Female (VVL). Both teams had 516 points! The World Six-woman champions were UZI: "Misery" Sharon, Brenda "Bring Da," and Anita "Lotta" Payne (VVL). The Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio led them to victory over stablemates Your Sister, Your Mom, and Your Girlfriend (FFL), who also had 521. Taking home the U.S. Six-woman straps were ACE: Mary Jane, Crippy Cat, and Dirty Danielle (VVL)! They were managed to a point flow win over UZI: Street Walker, Red Light Special, and Suicidal Fat Chick (GDL) by Howie Sandberg of New York. Both teams had 521 points.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Last cycle, a Demonic alliance occurred, as the Demonic Dudes of the XWL pledged a temporary alliance with ACE! Their manager, Keith A. Maple (who also won these titles last time), is from Ohio. All the teams in the standings had 516 points, as did TV: Superfly and Ricky Blood (WSL), CTI: Mucous and Phlegm (NDL), plus ACE: Persuasive Pat Patterson and "The Hammer" Matt Havok (AEL)!

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. ACE/LPPF: Demonic Dudes Samhain Douglas & Lucifer Ace (XWL)
2. UZI: Plague & Plunder (TGL)
UZI: Beelzebub & Hades (PML)
UZI: Gargamel & Empire (CCL)
5. COT: Bag O' World Titles & Bag O' Bad Boys (UFL)
6. LPPF: Johnny "Quick Pin" & "Pretty Boy" Preston Quinn (QPL)
UZI: Afterburner & Cyclone (MIL)
UZI: Sr. Santo & Sr. no Santo (IML)
9. ACE: "The Antagonist" Shaun & "Fully Loaded" Lance Agony (HWL)
10. ACE: Counter Flooders #1 & #2 (NFL)
ACE: Army of Oblivion & Lethal Assault (IRL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

UZI: Krip Crash and Chris Kearns (MIL) pocketed $20,000 apiece after edging past ACE: Gang Warfare and Flood Like the Flooders (IRL) to win these titles! Manager Gregg Boyle of Maryland gave them their 516 total with superior point flow.

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Four teams ended in an unbreakable tie for these belts. The Librarians are managed by the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio, who also shared these titles last time! Jason P. Miller of Kansas owns Red Bull, Rock Star, and Monster, while the Money Shot, GCB, and Hooters Regular belong to Gregg Boyle of Maryland. Howie Sandberg of New York brought the Sanders to the party. All 10 teams listed had 521 points. ACE's Carnage brothers, the previous champions, stayed on the list!

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. UZI: Librarians Will U. Hush, Willie B. Quiet, Willy Shutup (KKL)
UZI: Red Bull, Rock Star, Monster (MWL)
UZI: The Money Shot, GCB, Hooters Regular (CLL)
ACE: "Too Good" Tyler, "Heavenly" Harley, "The Stud" Dirk Sanders (BTL)
5. ONE LIFE CREW: Wayne "The Wonderful," "The Big Mo" Anthony Dudick, Diesel Duddick (NSL)
6. ACE: "The Lunatic" Larry, "Strait Jacket" Jim, "Psychotic" Carl Carnage (MIL)
7. UZI: Lecter, Red Dragon, Buffalo Bill (NML)
UZI/DEMOLITION: Slash, Blade, Hammer (ALL)
9. COT/MS: Evil, Reign, Strife (HSL)
10. ACE: Always Right Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity (PML)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Jason P. Miller of Kansas kept his name on these belts, this time using UZI: Assassin Monkey, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath (MWL)! Sharing in the victory due to an unbreakable tie were UZI: Todd Mack, Tommy Jones, and Krispy Kreme (CWL), who are managed by Gregg Boyle of Maryland. Their stablemates, Lafody Hollow, Melo, and Got Melky? (NML), also had 521 points but lost by point flow.

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Shown below, ranked according to the number of matches, are the most active leagues for the Dog Days cycle. Marking its sixth time in a row atop the standings was the All Star League! The active wrestlers in the Lovely Ladies League retained their status of having the highest average strategy total, so their managers can again choose to get two matches for $1! The LWL and WSL rounded out the top three spots.

1. ASL (1,017 matches) 489.330
2. GRL (688 matches) 489.052
3. JIL (640 matches) 489.703
4. MRL (554 matches) 488.731
5. MEL (553 matches) 483.150
6. WSL (552 matches) 491.150
7. LLL (517 matches) 494.114
8. APL (500 matches) 488.817
9. WPL (475 matches) 478.429
10. LWL (470 matches) 492.647

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

(Only active wrestlers were included on this list.)

1. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $11,079,738
2. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,968,400
3. RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $10,452,600
4. LPPF: King Krusher (THL) $10,147,600
5. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $9,883,200
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $9,661,400
7. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $8,591,038
8. WWW: High Stakes Chris Edwards (CFL) $7,954,200
9. EDGE: Snake Badlands (QPL) $7,577,845
10. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,564,700
11. ONE LIFE CREW: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $7,408,400
12. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $7,341,200
13. WWW/IV: Motorheadbanger Annihilator (JIL) $7,268,400
14. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $7,183,700
15. LPPF/ATM: Innovator of Arrogance Keith A. Maple (HSL) $7,169,600
16. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $7,116,800
17. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $6,970,900
18. ACE: Bad Boy Tony (JIL) $6,939,100
19. ACE: Hitman Howie Sandberg (NAL) $6,441,100
20. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) $6,381,100

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage, Danger Zone, Extreme Existence, Hardcore Wrestling, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, New Generation, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Wrestling Superstars, Xtreme Poison

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Lost Souls, Mid-Atlantic Region, Old School, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries, Wild Panthers

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Good Times, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Flowing Blood, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Knight Time, Main Event, New York, War Cry, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Shark, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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