IWA REPORT
Vol. 12, No. 8 -- June 2007
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Balian (KSL) has decided to end his time in the imaginary ring. He finishes with 1,009 victories, $5,379,900 in earnings, and 23 stars. Two engraved plaques will be sent to his manager, Dalton Russell (XWL) of Nevada, since he is also retiring!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

Jason Sandberg of New York reclaimed the World title and its $300,000 prize with ACE: "Stand Up Comedian" Alvie Singer (JEL), who had 500 points! Jason wins another 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

This belt refused to leave New York! This time it ended up around the waist of ACE: "The Bad Guy" Brian Agony (WAL). His manager, Howie Sandberg, can choose either an engraved plaque or 25 free matches. Also with a 499 but losing by point flow were UZI: Spark Plug (KKL), ONE: The Feared One (MEL), and UZI: Mr. Best Jr. (BWL).

 

KING OF THE RING

When we added up the values of hold positions 2, 3, 6, 8, 10, 11, 13, and 14 in every battle royal winner's strategy, we found that COT: King Krusher (THL) had the best total! His manager, Michael Eaves of Mississippi, wins an engraved plaque or 25 free matches. TV: Maniacal Mike Mayhem (IGL) and NS: "The Natural" Danny Kumora (FBL) also had 270 points using the 8 holds, but King Krusher's total strategy was worth a superior 499 points. The league battle royals used hold positions 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, and 15.

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

FOE: Bad Boy Tony (PML), managed by Tony Robinson of Florida, took this belt by edging out ACE: "Mr. Clutch" Chris Drury (JDL) and THE CLICK: "The Franchise" Triple B (NDL). The imaginary Tony wins $25,000, and the real Tony wins 10 free matches!

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

Gregg Boyle of Maryland won 10 free matches when UZI: True Playa Killa (GRL) won this $25,000 title! He had a 499-point strategy.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

Howie Sandberg of New York took the Iron Federation title by leading ACE: "Rugged" Randy Sanders (BTL) to point flow victory over ACE: Larry Tucker (UFL), WWW: Flawless (IDL), and EDGE: Black Knight (DZL). He also took the Steel prize, using ACE: Tortured Soul (DIL)! Will Booker of Florida picked up 25 free matches when his wrestler, THE CLICK: "The Franchise" Triple B (NDL), conquered the Gold Federation. He had to edge out TNT: Death Warrant (MWL), ACE: Kill Caustic (CWL), ACE: Hardcore Dawkins (NML), SERPENT: Cardinal Synn (BBL), and TV: Albion "Beyond Compare" O'Maire (ASL). COT: Leprechaun (ALL) retained his title, marking Michael Eaves of Mississippi's eleventh Diamond Federation win! He also grabbed the Jade strap, using King of the Ring COT: King Krusher (THL), who had a 499. The Bronze title went to Alvie Singer, who gladly traded it in for the World honors.

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

Mike Moore of North Carolina earned an engraved plaque or 25 free matches by coaching LIGHTNING XPRESS: White Lightning Tim Armstrong (MRL) to the National title by way of the Atlantic region! Tim's strategy was worth 500 points. The rest of the regions went to...

Central: War (DIL)
managed to an impressive 499 points by Mick Garig of Louisiana
Dixie: ACE: Agent Omni (ECL)
owned by IWA veteran Bob Dippy of Pennsylvania; edged ACE: Double H (AEL) and UZI: Samoan Ute Setu Hatu (JEL)
Eastern: ONE: The Destructive One (MEL)
James Allen II of North Carolina gave him a 499-pointer
Mountain: TV: Mean Mark Mayhem (IGL)
John Voss of New Jersey led him to a point flow win over E$T: The Grand Wizard (AEL)
Northern: ACE: The Legendary One (AEL)
managed by Howie Sandberg of New York; edged UZI: Brian Spencer (WAL)
Pacific: LPPF: Tickle Me Pitbull (PKL)
Mark Duchaine of Vermont helped him defeat UZI: Sloshed Soldier (GRL), both with 499
Prairie: ACE: "Big Dave" David Novick (FBL)
coached to a 499 by Jason Sandberg of New York
Southern: RADS: "Doctor" Donny Royale (IGL)
managed by W.P. Mills of Wisconsin; edged out UZI stablemates Little Lou (BWL) and Senor Magnifico (JEL)
Western: PAIN: Tiana Ringer (APL)
under contract to Justin Drysdale of Canada

 

LADIES' TITLES

The Ladies' World Championship was won by OTR: Cee Cee (The Persian Wall) of the VVL! She is managed by Mark Manning of Florida, who gets to choose between an engraved plaque and 15 free matches for leading his female grappler to victory over WWW: Hurricane Amber (FFL). ACE: "Beautiful" Becky Hall (VVL) claimed the Queen of the Ring honors for manager Tim Zaegel of Missouri. The Ladies' U.S. champion was TV/FDC: Sunny Blaze (GDL), managed by Luke Fletcher of Georgia. She teamed with sisters Sable and Missy and they won the World Six-woman titles for the family! COT: Vicious Lorena Bobbit (LLL) gained the Ladies' National belt for Steven J. Deane of Nebraska, who helped her edge out COT: Ice Queen Tonya Harding (LLL), UZI: Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (VVL), and UZI: Anita "Lotta" Payne (VVL). W.P. Mills of Wisconsin managed CB: "Perfect Ten" Jen Carfagno and Rudi "Baby Got" Bakhtiar (FFL) to the Ladies' Tag-team titles. They had to wrestle them away from the defending champions, LPPF/BOD: Gothic Angel #1 and Bloody Assault Jessica Lee Richards (LLL). Jen and Rudi then teamed with stablemate Christi "Got It All" Paul and they took home the U.S. Six-woman championships! WWW: Minnie and Lizzy Tidy (VVL) went after the Ladies' U.S. tag straps. Thanks to guidance from manager Michael Tisdale of New Jersey, they were successful!

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

UZI: Forrest Gumbo and Rain Mayonnaise (NDL) added $50,000 to their bank accounts since they had the only 516 total out of all our league tag-team champions last cycle. Their manager, Jack the Ripper, wins his choice of an engraved plaque or 15 free matches!

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. UZI: Forrest Gumbo & Rain Mayonnaise (NDL)
2. UZI: Mr. Stroke of Death & Masked Inmate V.E.B. (IML)
3. Sneek Attack 2 & DOA: Mr. Man (GTL)
4. EDGE: Chris Beavis & Master Shredder (BBL)
5. WWW: Sinister & Flawless (IDL)
6. CTI: Absolute Power & Anghellic (KTL)
7. HMW: Draco & Blade (WSL)
8. WWW: Marty Decibel & Mike Volume (ASL)
9. CTI: "Child of Hate" Momochi Zabuza & Faithful Misery (ABL)
10. ACE: Central Strategy Commander & War Room Operator (SPL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

ACE: "Wild Thing" Wendell Tvedt and Larry Tucker (UFL) helped Howie Sandberg of New York take these $20,000 titles away from his brother, who had them last time. Losing by point flow were DOA: Universal and Polish Power (NML), plus CTI: Intolerant and Vehement Heathens (CSL).

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Four teams had to share these titles last cycle. Jason P. Miller of Kansas manages both UZI teams, making it 5 cycles in a row that he's held these belts! The Sanders belong to Howie Sandberg of New York, and James Steen of Florida made sure the Wild West Warriors weren't left out. The top nine teams listed had 521 points.

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. UZI: Diet Pepsi Machine, Spirit-N-Black, Hell Personified (SPL)
UZI: Bocka, Docka, Locka (IDL)
ACE: "Too Good" Tyler, "Renaissance Man" Ricky, "The Stud" Dirk Sanders (BTL)
WWW: No Doubt, the Clincher, Mr. Clutch (QPL)
5. COT: Road Warrior, Demolition, Vengeance (NDL)
6. UZI: Hell Hounds #1, #2, #3 (UFL)
7. WWW: Marty Decibel, Big Bengh, Mike Volume (ASL)
8. ACE: "The Antagonist" Shaun, "The Bad Guy" Brian, "Fully Loaded" Lance Agony (HWL)
9. DOA: Universal, Polish Power, Chain Saw (NML)
10. LAW: Matt Pittman, James Pittman, Mitch Conner (MEL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Jason Sandberg of New York kept these titles in his possession, this time taking them with ACE: The Tosser Tony Tedeschi, Barely Legal Max Hardcore, and Real Man Jonah Falcon (HWL). Also with a 521 but losing by point flow were ACE: Central Strategy Commander, War Room Operator, and Dungeon Flamer (SPL), whom Jason also manages!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Listed below are the most active leagues for the Spring cycle, going by the number of matches. The Wrestling Superstars League climbed into first place, pushing the ASL down a spot. Since their active wrestlers had the highest average strategy total out of all 10 leagues, Devil Inside League managers can take two matches for $1 next time! The totals from the LLL and APL followed closely behind.

1. WSL (845 matches) 486.152
2. ASL (759 matches) 488.844
3. MEL (744 matches) 478.603
4. APL (642 matches) 491.580
5. LWL (632 matches) 490.826
6. PKL (587 matches) 487.071
7. ABL (581 matches) 489.769
8. JIL (570 matches) 488.936
9. LLL (523 matches) 491.600
10. DIL (478 matches) 491.862

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

(Only active wrestlers were included on this list.)

1. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,979,338
2. TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $10,589,300
3. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,331,600
4. COT: King Krusher (THL) $10,060,400
5. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $9,501,500
6. RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $9,089,500
7. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,789,300
8. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $7,526,338
9. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,444,900
10. EDGE: Snake Badlands (DZL) $7,390,045
11. ONE LIFE CREW: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $7,218,400
12. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $7,150,000
13. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $7,013,100
14. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $6,893,300
15. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $6,633,100
16. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $6,349,500
17. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) $6,322,500
18. FOE: Bad Boy Tony (PML) $6,264,300
19. ACE: Hitman Howie Sandberg (NAL) $6,215,100
20. CD: Aeneas Bloodblade (NDL) $6,162,300

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage, Danger Zone, Hardcore Wrestling, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler, Wrestling Superstars

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Old School, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Good Times, Hit Man, Majestic Property, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Flowing Blood, Grim Reaper, Hot Streak, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Knight Time, Main Event, New York, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Shark, Kings Court, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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