IWA REPORT
Vol. 12, No. 5 -- April 2007
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Last cycle he retired Sunny Beach, and now Tony Robinson of Florida is entering CM Punk in our Hall of Fame! This superstar ends his career in the WWL. His three most recent accomplishments are taking the King of the Ring crown in the February cycle, picking up the Jade Federation belt in the December cycle, and winning the IWA World Championship in the October cycle! Tony will receive an engraved plaque for leading his wrestler to such heights.

Also retiring this cycle is EDGE: Shang Tsung (OGL)! He finishes with an even 1,000 wins, $1,731,000 in imaginary earnings, and 12 stars. This former Gold Federation champion has earned a well-deserved plaque for Oliver Storz of Germany!

Our final retiree is NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (3,158-753-139, $7,886,700 *28) from the CFL. In addition to leading tag and six-man teams to the top 10 on numerous occasions, Daniel has also held the U.S. Tag-team title, plus both the Gold and Bronze Federation straps. That isn't too surprising when you realize that his manager, Dan Delaney of Ohio, is a 12-year veteran of the game!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

Steve Bradshaw of Florida coached "Hacksaw" Bane Bradshaw (MRL) first to the top of the Steel Federation, and then to the top prize in the IWA, earning himself 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches! Bane's strategy was worth a perfect 501 points.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

The engraved plaque or 25 free matches that go with this title ended up in the hands of Howie Sandberg of New York, whose ACE: Awesome Force (NAL) edged out FOE: Icky the Psycho Donkey (LOL), TSD/TBOD: Ice (ECL), LOC: Mr. Man (GTL), UZI: Twisted Evil (CWL), UZI: Delirium (CLL), ONE LIFE CREW: Dead and Buried (NDL), ACE: Homicidal Hal Aurum (NSL), TV: Blaze (ABL), WWW: Francois Leroux (ALL), and DHM: Simon Savage (DDL)! Each of these wrestlers had a 500 total.

 

KING OF THE RING

Totaling the values of hold positions 1, 2, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12, and 14 in the strategy of every battle royal winner showed us that LPPF: Paluu (CWL) was the rightful wearer of this crown! His manager, Austin Hauger of Indiana, wins an engraved plaque or 25 free matches. Y2K Kriss Kaos (AEL) also had a 273-point KOTR total, but Paluu's 499-point overall strategy total was a little higher. (The eight hold positions that determined the battle royal outcomes were 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 13, and 15.)

 

ASIATIC CHAMPION

UZI: Polish Power Jakub Pavlik (JDL) used his 500 total to gain $25,000 for himself and 10 free matches for the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio!

 

HARDCORE CHAMPION

These 10 free matches went to FDC: Charles "Ravenhawk" Carley (XWL) of Colorado! He fought with the help of a 500-pointer.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

UZI: Ego-Driven Psychopath (SPL) won the Iron Federation belt over WWW: Ripper Borden (QPL) for Jason P. Miller of Kansas. Jason also took the Diamond title, using UZI: Shaqadelic (LBL)! He had to edge out Hardcore Champion FDC: Charles "Ravenhawk" Carley (XWL), ACE: 2 Scoops Scorpio (FJL), UZI: The Best (LOL), ACE: Suicidal Scott Argent (NSL), FOE: X-Rated (ALL), TV: Latino Lover Boy (ABL), FOE: DJ Envy (NAL), and WWW: Uncontrollable Rage (ECL). Each had a 500-pointer. In the Steel, Bane Bradshaw claimed the prize with his 501 total, but traded it in for the World Championship. The Gold Federation champion was UZI: Anthony S. Spivey (TDL), managed by Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama, who lost this title by point flow last time! Being edged for the belt a second straight cycle were SDI: The Crucifier (BBL), Tacoma Thunder (CWL), and GR8: Dark Shadow (GTL). Also losing by point flow were EDGE: Devon Crow (OGL), COT: Hardcore Harry Hatchet (HML), HOD: Quebec Hitman M.R. Plante (ASL), and UMI: Universal (NML). Each of these contenders had 500 points. Jamison O'Neal from Maine picked up 25 free matches when his EBM: "Bad Tempered" County Boy (BWL) defeated COT: Annihilator Angus Wolfenden (IGL) by point flow for the Bronze Federation title! Both were sporting a 499. Asiatic Champion UZI: Polish Power Jakub Pavlik (JDL), managed by the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio, won the Jade strap by edging out UZI: Evil Eric Cartman (AAL). Each had a 500 total.

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

ONE LIFE CREW: Bloodsimple (APL) took this plaque or 25 free matches home to Anthony Dudick of New York after he conquered the Atlantic region, and then used his 501-pointer to gain the National title! The other winners, with 500 points apiece, were...

Central: COC: Navajo Ninja (DDL)
under contract to Keith Hussey of Illinois; used point flow to defeat NH: Ace Hoosier (GTL), ONE LIFE CREW: Wayne "The Wonderful" (NSL), RDI: The Bullet Butch Starr (ASL), and Ninja Blade (NDL)
Dixie: LE: The Gigolo Jim Ross (FBL)
owned by Neel LaBar of Virginia; edged ACE: Dragon of Anarchy (NAL), the Beast (LBL), UKA: "Boston" Buhl Bartel (GTL), and COT: Michael Eaves (ECL); EBM: "Poster Boy" Jeff Gordon (ASL) missed this same title by point flow for a third consecutive cycle, scoring a third consecutive 500-point strategy!
Eastern: COT: Renegade Riot (NDL)
managed by Jonathan Akers of Texas; defeated the former champion, X-RAIDED: Mystic Knight (ASL), by point flow; also edged out UZI: Ronnie Blood (NAL), GR8: Antonius Maximus (GTL), and LPPF: "Suicidal" Sasha Vyacheslav (LBL)
Mountain: LAW: Rock Bonecrusher (ABL)
Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania led him to a win over WWW: Alexander Leroux (ECL), RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL), LOC: Scott (XWL), FOE: The Horrible Cheater (LOL), and WWW: Masked Stormtrooper Lightning (TDL)
Northern: FOE: Annoying Cell Phone Guy (LOL)
Andre Sabucco kept this title in Texas by edging LPPF: Death Machine (NAL); LOC: Moon Dog Spot (GTL) also lost this title by point flow with a 500 for the second cycle in a row, and EBM: The Punisher (ASL) was edged out for this title a third consecutive cycle, again with a 500!
Pacific: TV: Komodo Dragon (ASL)
managed by Ryle David of Pennsylvania; edged out MOD: Kane Kujosawa (NDL) and COT: Damien Deadsoul (ECL); FOE: Man of No Remorse (BBL) lost this title by point flow for the second time in a row, again with 500 points!
Prairie: FOE: Maniac Mike Rose (LOL)
also owned by Andre Sabucco; edged EBM: Obelisk the Tormentor (ASL), LAW: Brick Bonecrusher (ABL), and UZI: The Hitman (NDL)
Southern: ONE LIFE CREW: Diesel Duddick (NSL)
Anthony Dudick of New York helped him turn back UZI: "Too Deviant" Gregg Boyle (CLL) and FOE: Dangerous Danny Rose (LOL)
Western: COC: The Mo-Val Mauler (DDL)
belongs to Will Kolbow of California; used point flow against both RDI: Dirk "The Natural" Disaster (ASL) and ACE: The Original Ace**** (NAL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

The Ladies' World Championship went to UZI: Godzooky (GDL), who won an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for Jason Battaglia of New York! She had a 501. Nikki Blair (LLL), managed by Rob Bream of Pennsylvania, claimed the Queen of the Ring honors by edging "The Ugandan Goddess" Kamalana (VVL), who also had a 499-point strategy. LOD: Sadistic Stacy Silver (FFL), managed by Andre Sabucco of Texas, won the Ladies' U.S. title by edging out the previous winner, UZI/FDC: Sunny Blaze (GDL), who again scored a 500! Andre also owns the Ladies' National Champion, FOE: Evil Erin (FFL). She had to use point flow against FDC: Jillian Blaze (GDL), UZI/FDC: Missy Blaze (GDL), UZI: The TSuenami Sue Norris (LLL), LAW: Sa Reena Lee (GDL), LOD: Audrey "Freek-A-Leek" James (FFL), CB: Christi "Got It All" Paul (FFL), and FDC: Midnight Rose (GDL), since they all had 500 points. Erin teamed with Andre's FOE: Sinister Samantha (whom she also edged out for the National title) and they won the Ladies' Tag-team belts with a 516! Then two more of Andre's wrestlers who were edged by Erin, FOE: Crazy Crystal and Devious Donna (FFL), paired up and won the Ladies' U.S. tag straps. They edged out stablemates "Terrible" Tamura Godfrey and "Devious" Dilisa Ferguson (LLL). Andre added Maniac Molly to the team and his trio went home with the U.S. Six-woman bragging rights! The World Six-woman winners were GR8: "Every Woman" Rosanne Conner, "Super Mom" Maggie Seaver, and Jill "The Tool Woman" Taylor (GAL). "StableKing" Eric Sickler of California managed them to a 521 total.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

There was a three-way tie for these belts! Both UZI teams belong to Jason P. Miller of Kansas, while Howie Sandberg of New York gained a share of the prize with his ACE team. Eighth place Tosswreck and White Knight were also on the list last cycle! Besides the 10 teams listed, the following pairs also had a 516: previous champions ACE: Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Undertaker (HWL); TSD/TBOD: Fire and Ice (ECL); TV: High Impact and Sudden Impact (ASL); WWW: Magnificent Marvin Masters and Morgan Sloat (TPL); ONE LIFE CREW: "The Big Mo" Anthony and "NY's Hardest" Eric Dudick (NSL); plus LPPF: "Suicidal" Sasha Vyacheslav and One Heck of a Nice Guy (LBL), managed by David Silliman of New York and Keith A. Maple of Ohio in their first time ever teaming up!

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. UZI: Demon Spawn & Corky the Insane Iguana (JRL)
UZI: Professor Chaos & Mr. Slave (AAL)
ACE: "The Beast" Matt Hayt & Double H (AEL)
4. ACE: "Fully Loaded" Lance & "The Antagonist" Shaun Agony (WAL)
5. ACE: Awesome Force & the Original Ace**** (NAL)
FOE: The Horrible Cheater & Annoying Cell Phone Guy (LOL)
ACE: Twin Terrors Rod & Todd Flanders (JIL)
8. EDGE: Tosswreck the Terrible & White Knight (NDL)
9. UZI: Red Bull & Rock Star (GTL)
10. UZI: Loose Cannon & Sgt. Billy Club (MEL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

ACE: The Machine and the Legendary One (AEL), managed by Howie Sandberg of New York, gained these titles through the use of point flow. Also with a 516 were ACE: Suicidal Scott Argent and Homicidal Hal Aurum (NSL); ACE: John Gotti and Cartel Kingpin Pablo Escobar (XWL); UZI: Perfection Man and Perfection Man #2 (WAL); ACE: Merchant of Agony and Dragon of Anarchy (NAL); plus Ruthless Ray and the Red Baron (TDL)!

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Six teams ended in an unbreakable tie for these titles! Spanish Fly is managed by Blue Tiger, while both COT members belong to Jonathan Akers (who also hails from Texas). The FOE team from the DIL is the property of fellow Texan Andre Sabucco, who managed a winning team last cycle, too. C.J. Frank of California owns the FOE trio from the AAL. The ACE members from the CWL answer to Howie Sandberg, while the ACE team from the CLL is managed by Howie's brother Jason, who also resides in New York. Jason P. Miller of Kansas kept his name in this section with his UZI stablemates. In addition to those in the standings, these teams also had a perfect 521 total: previous champions UZI: Pockets, Fast Eddie, and Bob "O" (NAL); FOE: J.R. Striker, One Man Asylum, and Psycho Chihuahua (ALL); UZI: Otomis Clyde Frog, Hooked on Phonics Monkey, and Mr. Kitty (LBL); LPPF: Ultimate Headcrusher, Powerhouse, and Ice Man (PKL); ACE: "Mr. Cool" Quinn Clarkson, "High Roller" Hank Richards, and "Pimp Daddy" Paulie Rich (OSL); ONE LIFE CREW: Wayne "The Wonderful," "NY's Hardest" Eric Dudick, and Diesel Duddick (NSL); UZI: Caregiver Prozac, Polish Power Jakub Pavlik, and Manasa "Fists" Umbari (JDL); plus UZI: Anthony S., Billy B., and Steve A. Spivey (TDL)!

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. TX: Spanish Fly, COT: "River City Rambler" Adam Wright, "100% Texan" Jason Ford (JEL)
FOE: Taker of Lost Souls, Reaper of Eternal Pain, Peyton "Laser Rocket Arm" Manning (DIL)
FOE: "Texas Tree Ornament" Sam Bass, the Ravenloft, Mastermind of All Time (AAL)
ACE: Shatterday, Vendetta Red, Kill Caustic (CWL)
ACE: Playboy Patrick Rafter, Superstar Stefan Edberg, Boris Blitzkrieg Becker (CLL)
UZI: Hair Metal God, Tenacious D, Dio (APL)
7. FOE: Viper, Dr. Venom, Mr. Sandman (THL)
8. FOE: Kefka, Kuja, Sephiroth (SHL)
FOE: Satanic Servant, Doomsday Destroyer, Ruler of the IWA (LOL)
FOE: "Gold Scorpion" Mike Martinez, "The Silver Legacy" Joey Legend, Stone Cold Steve Austin (KCL)
UZI: Air McNair, Clayton, HEAP (JRL)
FOE: The Tax Collector, Cracker Jack Black, the Landlord (CFL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Jason P. Miller of Kansas saw two of his teams tie for these belts! UZI: Over Confident Jerk, Self-Righteous Schmuck, and Mystic Warrior (NYL) drew with UZI: Your Hero, Dream Killer, and League Crusher (JEL), so they split the $20,000 purses down the middle. Losing by point flow were Jason's UZI: Pillage, Plunder, and Peasant (FJL). Also with a 521 were EDGE: Thanatos, Cuthrak, and Ollis Rage (KCL); UZI: Two Cycle TRIout, Max Spencer, and Derrick Spencer (GRL); UZI: G Money, Crybaby Kenny, and Lumpy (LOL); and ACE: "Mr. Dribble" Ace, "Blitzkrieg" Jack, and "Riverboat Hustler" Deuce Diamond (NAL)!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Shown below, in order by the number of matches, are the most active leagues for the Winter cycle. The Absolute Pain League took first place away from the ASL, ending its 7-cycle reign and knocking it into second, but don't count managers in the All Star League out just yet! They had the best average strategy total when considering only active wrestlers, so they can take two matches for $1 next cycle instead of paying our regular prices. The JIL was edged for this honor by the smallest of margins.

1. APL (783 matches) 492.869
2. ASL (755 matches) 493.703
3. RYL (583 matches) 488.588
4. MEL (564 matches) 482.765
5. WSL (560 matches) 472.250
6. LLL (554 matches) 492.071
7. BBL (552 matches) 483.683
8. PKL (550 matches) 491.280
9. LWL (545 matches) 479.368
10. JIL (531 matches) 493.629

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

(This list only includes active wrestlers.)

1. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,908,638
2. TSD: The Survivor (ECL) $10,538,600
3. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,176,300
4. COT: King Krusher (THL) $9,917,100
5. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $9,297,500
6. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,662,900
7. RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $7,881,600
8. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $7,479,538
9. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,330,400
10. EDGE: Snake Badlands (DZL) $7,316,045
11. ONE LIFE CREW: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $7,161,000
12. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $7,075,100
13. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,912,000
14. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (MIL) $6,655,400
15. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $6,463,500
16. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) $6,250,500
17. MISFITS: Dr. Blood Butch Bubba (TPL) $6,214,700
18. CC: Danny Boy O'Day (NSL) $6,108,900
19. ACE: Hitman Howie Sandberg (NAL) $6,104,800
20. CD: Aeneas Bloodblade (NDL) $6,102,300

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage, Danger Zone, Hardcore Wrestling, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Murder Incorporated, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler, Wrestling Superstars

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Old School, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, Rebel Yell, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Good Times, Hit Man, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Rajun Cajun, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Flowing Blood, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Knight Time, Main Event, New York, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Killer Shark, Kings Court, Lone Wolf, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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