IWA REPORT
Vol. 11, No. 15 -- Fall 2006
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STABLECADE 2006

Emerging victorious out of the 449 wrestlers who competed in this year's super-group challenge was the Foundation Of Excellence! After finding the five best strategy totals in each stable, FOE proved to have the highest average in the contest.

The IWA now proudly presents the Foundation members who entered this year's event. Each received $100,000 in imaginary money plus bragging rights for an entire year! Congratulations are in order for:

Dare Devil of Oregon
AAL: The "Celtic Warlord" Kevin Payne, the "Son of Perdition" Scott Payne
KCL: Big Poppa Pump, Dare Devil

Chad LaBombard of Michigan
DZL: "Ferocious" Mike Moses, Kirk Striker, Shawn Striker
EAL: Chang, the Great Shinobi
IDL: Sil Satriale
OGL: Lonestar, Superstar Rocky Kage

Chad Burton of Indiana
CFL: Cracker Jack Black, the Landlord, the Tax Collector
DIL: Hydro, Lough Ryder, Spade
ECL: Zachary Tyler, Zeus Tyler
FFL: Alexis Sapphire, Allyson, Lyndsey the Ditsy Cheerleader
IDL: "Big Handsome" Dick Handsome, "Super Handsome" Handsome Johnson, Handsome "Extra Handsome" Handsome

Andre Sabucco of Texas
BTL: Death Rider, Red Eagle Indian
FFL: Evil Erin
IML: Event Horizon
LOL: Doomsday Destroyer, Ruler of the IWA, Satanic Servant

C.J. Frank of California
AAL: "Texas Tree Ornament" Sam Bass, "The Ork" Ostretag, "The Shadowrunner" Shawn Foreman, Mastermind of All Time, the Ravenloft
ECL: Patrick O'Brien, Sebastian O'Brien, Willem O'Brien
FJL: "Submission Artist" JR Williams, "The Bruiser" Bill Stanton, Jean Paul LeBlanc
KCL: "Gold Scorpion" Mike Martinez, "The Silver Legacy" Joey Legend, Stone Cold Steve Austin

Tim Hufford of North Carolina
BBL: ID, Og, Ty

The 15 best stables from the tournament are shown below, ranked by the average strategy total from each stable's 5 best members:

499.4 FOE
498.4 UZI
498 TNT
497 TV
496.4 IR, UKA
495.4 EDGE, TUFF
495 independent wrestlers
494 NEO
493.2 WWW
491.2 NMG
490.2 SDI
485.4 RDI
482 IFV

(Honorable mention goes to KKE and OLD WEST.)

Thanks to everyone who participated and made the winners work so hard for their money!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

We believe Brenden Murray of Texas to be the youngest person ever to manage an IWA World Champion! This superstar, who recently turned 9, already knows his way around a wrestling ring. He gave TNT: The Death Machine (JEL) a perfect 501-point strategy, which first gained him the Bronze Federation title, then the top honor in the whole IWA. Great job, Brenden! You win 50 free matches plus a real-life championship belt!

 

U.S. CHAMPION

FOE: The Landlord (CFL) pocketed the imaginary $60,000 for this title, thanks to his 501-pointer. His manager, Chad Burton of Indiana, can now decide between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches!

 

KING OF THE RING

The engraved plaque or 25 free matches awarded to this champion went home with Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota, whose TV: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (IGL) had a 274 total after we added the values of hold positions 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 12, 13, and 15 in each battle royal winner's strategy. (His overall total was 500 points.) The hold positions used for the league battle royals were 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, and 14.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

Taking the Iron Federation was COT: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (MIL), managed by Mark Duchaine of Vermont. He edged out FOE: Sil Satriale (IDL), who also had 500 points. In the Steel Federation, Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama managed UZI: Travis T. Spivey (HAL) to a win over stablemate Plunder (TGL) plus WWW: Gamblin' Gary Damage (CCL). The Gold title went to IR: The Wild Warrior (CWL), who edged BOJC: Gerald "The Man" Robinson (NDL). His manager, Cameron Hinkley of Maine, gets 25 free matches! UZI: Skeletor (NFL) kept the Diamond Federation belt in his stable's possession. He was managed to a 499 by Jason P. Miller of Kansas. The Death Machine won the Bronze Federation title by point flow over FOE: The Tax Collector of the CFL (who also had 501 points), then turned back the other federation winners to claim the World prize for Brenden Murray of Texas! Picking up the Jade Federation strap was Chris Masters (WWL). John Gabriel of Pennsylvania managed him to victory over both IR: John Ceno (JIL) and EDGE: Thanatos Rage (KCL).

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

Mark Duchaine of Vermont earned an engraved plaque or 25 free matches by climbing to the top of the Mountain region with COT: Max Violence (MIL), then using his 501-pointer to take the National title! The remaining regions went to...

Atlantic: Cowboy Dan (CSLN)
managed by Michael Patuleia of Massachusetts; edged ICE: Warlord Wade Reinhard (IGL), both with 501
Central: GOO: Baseball Furies; Designated Slitter (CSLN)
owned by Matt Gamard of Maryland; beat UZI: King Slender (MEL) by point flow, both with a 500
Dixie: EDGE: Agamemnon (DZL)
managed by Mike Dorsett of New York; edged out General Vague (CSLN), both with 500 points
Eastern: WWW: Radical Rick Headstone (CSLN)
Mike Moore of North Carolina led him to point flow victory over UZI: The Patriot (CSLS), both with 499
Northern: TV: Minnesota Wrecking Crew I (IGL)
the reigning King of the Ring was managed to a 500 by Steven M. Shotliff of (where else?) Minnesota
Pacific: ACE: The Wiley Crustacean (WAL)
owned by Kevin DiFranco of New York; edged past UZI: Birdman (CSLS)
Prairie: UZI: King Cobra (FTL)
managed to a 500 by Jason P. Miller of Kansas
Southern: COT: Diabolical Jerry Savage (MIL)
Mark Duchaine armed him with a 500-pointer
Western: LOS: PitFighter (CFL)
managed by Wade Reinhard of Pennsylvania; edged out STUD: Jigger (MIL), UKA: Nova #2 (QPL), and Wild Animal (CSLS)

 

LADIES' TITLES

The Ladies' World title went to UZI: Coors Twin #2 (VVL), who edged out UZI: Battered Housewife (GAL)! Her manager, Jason P. Miller of Kansas, wins an engraved plaque or 15 free matches. Jason also took the Ladies' U.S. tag straps, using UZI: Mrs. Crabtree and Crazy Uma No Teeth (VVL). They edged stablemates Godzooky and Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon (GDL). UZI: Some Object, Blonde Bimbo, and Angry Trailer Trash (GAL) allowed Jason to keep the World Six-woman titles for a fourth straight cycle! Holding onto the Queen of the Ring crown was the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio, this time with UZI: "Misery" Sharon Payne (GAL). She edged out SE: Zornya Dreams (GDL). Jeff also won the Ladies' U.S. championship with the help of UZI: Anita "Lotta" Payne (GAL). Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania kept the Ladies' National title in his possession, this time thanks to SE: Tawny "Twin" Peaks (GDL). She used point flow against TUFF: Akira Crusha, UZI: Some Object, and Queen of the Ring "Misery" Sharon Payne. Winning the Ladies' tag-team belts were TUFF: Akira Crusha and Tina Polamalu (GAL), managed by the team of Dan and Tina Harrell from Virginia! The Harrells also picked up the U.S. Six-woman honors by adding the Mountain Lioness to the mix.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

ACE: Devil Inside and Inner Demon (DIL) grabbed the $50,000 purses for these titles, and in doing so won an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for Howie Sandberg of New York! Also with a 516 total were Al From Mexico City and the Lollipop Kid.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. ACE: Devil Inside & Inner Demon (DIL)
2. "Mr. JEL" Al From Mexico City & the Lollipop Kid (JEL)
3. PP: "Backseat Cowboy" J.R. & "Spirit Warrior" C.L. Schell (CFL)
4. COT: Abomination of Desolation & Brimstone Prophet (HAL)
5. ACE: Vinyl Groove Colossus & Bubba Gump Shrimp's CEO (CSLS)
6. TV: Sudden Impact & High Impact (IGL)
7. EDGE: Brian Coldheart & Chris Coldstone (DZL)
8. TUFF: Matt Megastar & Chris "The Lion" Diamond (PPL)
9. NEO: Mike Drake & Duke Ken (ABL)
10. UZI: Jack Daniels & Jim Beam (SPL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

These $20,000 titles went to "The Condemned" Damien Cain and "The Devious" Michael Terrell (PKL)! They were managed to a perfect 516 team total by Sean Hughes.

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

Andre Sabucco of Texas was awarded the choice of an engraved plaque or 15 free matches, since his team of FOE: The Sharpshooter, Red Eagle Indian, and Death Rider (BTL) had the best team strategy out of all our league six-man champions last cycle! The top six teams in the standings had 521 points.

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. FOE: The Sharpshooter, Red Eagle Indian, Death Rider (BTL)
2. UZI: Tombstone Tommy, Idol Ike, Ruthless Rick Damage (DIL)
FOE: The Tax Collector, Cracker Jack Black, the Landlord (CFL)
4. PRO: Valgar Reinhart, H.V. Ludwig, Ginjirou Ibushi (MWL)
5. WWW: Malicious Mike, Busta Bobby, Gamblin' Gary Damage (CCL)
6. VL: Vato, Big Vato, Lil' Vato Loco (IDL)
7. UZI: Plague, Pillage, Plunder (TGL)
8. FOE: "Gold Scorpion" Mike Martinez, "The Silver Legacy" Joey Legend, Stone Cold Steve Austin (KCL)
9. UZI: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Deadly Danny Damage (SPL)
WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore, Renegade Rocky Stone, Simply Sexy Sammy (GRL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

WWW/RK: "The Horror" Nick Nitemare, WWW: "Lord Humongus" Axel Blade, and Skyblade the Tiger King (DIL) added $20,000 to their bank accounts when they won these belts. Their manager, Mitchell Morrissey of Missouri, provided them with a 521-point strategy!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Listed below are the most active leagues for the October cycle, based on the number of matches. The Jagged Edge League fought its way into first place! Next to each league is the average strategy total for all its active wrestlers. Managers in the South territory of the Center Stage League can choose to take two matches for $1 next cycle because their league had the best average!

1. JEL (773 matches) 484.667
2. IDL (647 matches) 491.406
3. CSLS (640 matches) 493.259
4. ECL (610 matches) 491.583
5. ASL (576 matches) 488.197
6. APL (557 matches) 469.778
7. ABL (505 matches)
BBL (505 matches)
488.560
483.672
9. JIL (480 matches) 486.931
10. MWL (475 matches) 481.512

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

1. I-AM: Izzy Stradlin (TGL) $17,175,900
2. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,584,538
3. COT: The Survivor (HAL) $10,502,400
4. UZI: King Krusher (HML) $9,784,400
5. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $9,727,800
6. ACE: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) $9,394,000
7. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $8,577,500
8. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,530,100
9. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) $7,531,300
10. RDI: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $7,462,200
11. EDGE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $7,286,938
12. EDGE: Snake Badlands (OGL) $7,153,045
13. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $7,031,200
14. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $6,855,500
15. SE: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $6,851,100
16. ACE: The Texas Hangman (IML) $6,754,700
17. EDGE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,713,400
18. IE: Sister of Night (LLL) $6,212,000
19. ROW: Special Agent B.M.F. (JIL) $6,130,900
20. TD: General Johnny Contract (JIL) $6,065,300

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage (North and South), Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Mount Olympus, Murder Incorporated, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler

STEEL FEDERATION: Absolute Pain, Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Executioner's Axe, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Dark Days, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Internal Rage, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Barbaric Warrior, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Main Event, New York, Trouble Maker, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Hoard, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Thor's Hammer, Total Package, World Wrestling

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