IWA REPORT
Vol. 11, No. 11 -- August 2006
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HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Marc Phaneuf of Rhode Island announces the retirement of GDL grappler "Bodacious" Brenda Siwy (pronounced see-wee). Her final stats are 1,019-363-55, with $2,396,100 in earnings and 24 stars. Brenda has always had an identity crisis. She/he has wrestled under many different monikers since debuting in the DZL as Nurse Splint in early 1998. Other personas included Big Jilm and Thaddeus "Spudz" Siwy. No matter the character, Brenda and company will be remembered for having a great sense of humor, and for the catch phrase "DANG!"

Also entering our Hall of Fame this cycle is "Palm Beach Heartbreaker" Chris Storm from the MRL. Ronnie Wagoner of North Carolina managed him to a record of 1,001-177-27 and a bank account of $1,217,300. Chris had to end his career due to an automobile accident which left him unable to compete. He would like to wish everyone in the MRL continued success, and says that it has been an absolute honor to compete in that league for the last few years.

Six engraved plaques will soon go out to Brian Kitcher of Florida, since he is retiring six ACE members! The NDL was home to "The Mutilator" Allan Ginsberg (1,037-107-34, $4,194,300), the Executioner (1,063-134-28, $3,727,800), and "The Bounty Hunter" Brian Kitcher (1,048-86-28, $5,008,100). The JIL must say goodbye to "The King of Handcuffs" Ehrich Weiss (1,004-143-32, $2,493,600), "The Mindfreak" Criss Angel (1,000-91-18, $4,084,900), and Warcraft (1,037-103-22, $3,930,800). We hereby congratulate Brian on a job well done!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

After edging the FTL and MML champions for the Bronze Federation, NVUS: Lost Soul (CFL) used his perfect 501 total to win the World title for Dan Delaney of Ohio! Dan gets to decide between 100 free matches and a real wrestling belt plus 50 free matches.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

USD: King Cobra (FTL), managed by Jason P. Miller of Kansas, edged out fellow TV champions ILL: Ox Cutter (GRL), Buster Muscles (CCL), and ACE: Ric Legend (TML) for this belt. Each had 500 points. Jason wins either an engraved plaque or 25 free matches!

 

KING OF THE RING

Jason P. Miller of Kansas added an engraved plaque or 25 free matches to his winnings, thanks to USD: Pestilence (FTL)! Adding up the values of hold positions 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, 11, 13, and 15 in his strategy gave him a 272 total, which was the best of any league battle royal winner.

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

Ty "The Marksman" McNeil (IML) hit a bull's eye with his strategy, gaining the Iron Federation title's $40,000 prize and 25 free matches for his manager, Dustin Carwile of Mississippi! USD: Drew Madison (HTL) lost by point flow. In the Steel Federation, USD: Sideshow Bob (TGL) had to edge both USD: Megatron (CCL) and KOI: Larry Wong (DIL), since all three had 500 points. His manager is Jason P. Miller of Kansas. SDI: Vice-President Grayson Stone (BBL) took the money in the Gold Federation under the watchful eye of Sirree A. Raysor from North Carolina. His strategy total was 499! The Diamond Federation champion was MWC: "Sultan of Ice" Herb Brooks (ALL). He was managed to a 500-pointer by Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota. Lost Soul claimed the Bronze title by edging out ACE: Bucca Di Beppo (FTL) and FOE: Ace Anderson (MML) -- each with a 501 -- before ending up with the World belt. Kenneth Irwin II of Mississippi took the free matches in the Jade Federation with SD: Maddog (JIL)! He used point flow to defeat USD: Professor Chaos (PTL), NGAA: Dionysus (SHL), ILL: Mad Max (KCL), OE: Kid Ego (PKL), and HHH (WWL). All six wrestlers had 499 points!

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

Moving up from the Central regional title to the National honors by edging out the Mountain champion was AID: Cerulean Ashby (JIL)! He won an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Keith Sherburn of Tennessee with his 501-point strategy. The other regions went to...

Atlantic: FOE: Axis (MML)
managed by Nick LaBombard of Michigan; edged SD: The Rebel (JIL) and ACE: The Great Haugalamah (FTL), all with 500
Dixie: SE: Soul Sick (GRL)
managed to a 500 total by Eric Dudick of New York
Eastern: FOE: Pauly Ramo (MML)
owned by Chad LaBombard of Michigan; used point flow against ACE: "The Golden One" Petey Pump (JIL), FOE: Jadakiss (CFL), KOI: "Real Deal" Ronnie Rockwell (DIL), USD: Flooder #999 (EAL), Mauler Vicious (FJL), FOE: Mr. Sandman (JRL), and EDGE/XR: Superstar Billy Silva (GRL), all with 499
Mountain: FOE: Kid Extreme (MML)
also owned by Chad LaBombard; had 501 points
Northern: USD: Death Knight (MML)
managed by Andre Sabucco of Texas; edged out USD: "Air Assault" Anthony MonteCalvo (JEL), both with 500
Pacific: WWW: Brian Bulldozer (JIL)
managed by Austin Pierce of Wisconsin; edged ILL: "500 lbs. of Hot Chocolate" Big Bizz (WAL), USD: $hot (HTL), and FOE: Shadow Master (MML), all with 499
Prairie: USD: Maximus Supreme (GRL)
owned by Jason P. Miller of Kansas; beat USD: Kefka (MML) by point flow, both with 500
Southern: WWW: "The Irish Carbomb" Patrick McPatrick (CSLN)
managed by Bob Dippy of Pennsylvania; edged out "Slick" Rick Williams Jr. (JEL), USD: Walt Harris (MOL), ACE: Dread Pirate Hauger (FTL), and COT: Distorted Reality (TPL), all with 499
Western: ThE dIsTuRbEd OnE CrAvEn HaVoC (WAL)
and "Sleazy" Dimitri G. Martini (JEL)
both managed by "Maddogg" Josh Jones; used point flow to win over EDGE: Living Legend "Johnny B" (CCL), all with 499

 

LADIES' TITLES

Our reigning Ladies' World Champion is ILL: "Misery" Sharon Payne (GAL), managed by the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio! Her 500-pointer gained an engraved plaque or 15 free matches for her manager. The Queen of the Ring title went home with WC: Ashley "Yo'shi" Bell (GAL). She was managed to the crown by Chester Wright of Michigan! Edging ILL: "Misery" Sharon and Anita "Lotta" Payne (GAL), plus SWO/HM: "The Real Deal" Rosario Dawson and Lady Red (LLL) for the Ladies' tag straps were Steven M. Shotliff of Minnesota's MWC: Brandy Dirt and USD: Maniac Molly (FFL), managed by Andre Sabucco of Texas. Molly teamed with stablemates Crazy Crystal and Devious Donna (also managed by Andre) and won the World Six-woman belts! They had to use point flow to defeat ILL: "Misery" Sharon, Anita "Lotta," and Brenda "Bring Da" Payne (GAL), as both teams had a perfect 521 total. The Ladies' U.S. champion was USD: Baby Maker (GAL), managed to a 500 by Jason P. Miller of Kansas. She was entered in the running for the title due to an in-league mistake. In second place was SWO/HM: "Awesome" Amanda PEET (LLL), managed by Mike England of Alabama. She had 499 points. Jason P. Miller held onto the Ladies' National title, this time using USD: Piece of Meat (GAL) and her 500 total. She was also entered due to an in-league error. TV: Luscious Knotkers (GAL), managed by Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania, took second place by edging out SWO/HM: "The Redneck Woman" Gretchen Wilson (LLL), ILL: Aunt Flo (GAL), IW: Sweet Lorena (LLL), and USD: Your Girlfriend (FFL), all with 499. Retaining their Ladies' U.S. Tag-team straps were USD: Laquisha Champagne and Suquisha Ginelotrimin Jackson (LLL), managed by Jason P. Miller. They edged Jason's team of USD: Your Sister and Your Mom (FFL). He kept the U.S. Six-woman titles in his possession by adding their sister (and last cycle's World Champion) Shaquita Mogadishu Shiraz to the team. They edged out USD: Coors Twins #1 and #2, plus Twin Peaks (VVL), whom he also manages!

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

FOE: Soul Searcher and Axis (MML), managed by Nick LaBombard of Michigan, had to share these titles with AID: Cerulean Ashby and Warren O'Byrne (JIL), who are owned by Keith Sherburn of Tennessee! Both teams had a perfect 516 total.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. FOE: Soul Searcher & Axis (MML)
AID: Cerulean Ashby & Warren O'Byrne (JIL)
3. ACE: Knave McCain & Byblos Siegalakis (NAL)
4. NEO: Big John's Son Handsome Don G. & Whamdoozle (DHL)
5. ROCK 'N' ROLL: Robert Morton & Ricky Gibson (MRL)
6. TL: "The Wildman" James Mason & Phoenix Vahn (CSLS)
7. Handsome B. Handsome & "Handsome" Bruce Handsome (IDL)
8. ACE: Thorn & Stone (AAL)
9. GUILD: Eric "The Eliminator" Endgame & New Breed Destroyer (ASL)
10. NVUS: Homeless Bum & Dirty Bum (LOL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Wanting to keep the tag titles in the family, Chad LaBombard of Michigan led FOE: Pauly Ramo and Ace Anderson (MML) to these belts! They won by point flow over USD: Da Masked Outlaw and Anthony S. Spivey (TDL).

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

There were three teams that drew for these belts, and point flow couldn't break the tie. Walker Clown, Cosmic Invader, and Darkness are managed by Tony Robinson of Florida, while the Rose clan is under contract to Andre Sabucco of Texas. Shadow Master, Soul Searcher, and Axis belong to Nick LaBombard of Michigan. The top seven teams in the rankings had 521 points!

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. USD: Walker "The Evil" Clown, Cosmic Invader, Darkness (NYL)
USD: Dangerous Danny, Angry Andrew, Maniac Mike Rose (LOL)
FOE: Shadow Master, Soul Searcher, Axis (MML)
4. ACE: Knave McCain, Byblos Siegalakis, Grifter (NAL)
5. COT: Deadly David Death, Grave Dust, Lord of Illusions (JIL)
6. Handsome B. Handsome, "Handsome" J.P. Handsome Jr., "Handsome" Bruce Handsome (IDL)
7. ILL: Crazy Gangster, Ox Cutter, Sloshed Soldier (GRL)
8. DI: Blade, Draco, Dark Angel (CWL)
9. USD: Superstars 1, 2, 3 (CLL)
10. X-RAIDED: New Breed Warrior, Eliminator, Terminator (ASL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

COT: Killer Kenny, Sinister Steve, and Brutal Barry Stryker (TDL) picked up $20,000 apiece by defeating all other league TV six-man champions! They had to use point flow against SE: Unlimited, Royal Flush, and Sworn Enemy (JIL); USD: Mr. Rich Randy, Mr. Money Mark, and Mr. Wealthy William Massacre (BTL); USD: Pestilence, Plunder, and Pillage (MML); plus ILL: Barry "Ultrasonic" Irvin, Spiz Norka, and Dr. Xiz Dux (TML). The Strykers are managed by Mark and Rebecca Duchaine of Vermont!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

The most active leagues for the Summer cycle are below, listed in order of the number of matches. The Imminent Destruction League had no trouble holding onto first place. Winning the two matches for $1 cycle again was the Lovely Ladies League, which still had the highest average strategy total when counting only active wrestlers! The MRL stayed right behind, and the JIL kept its hold on third.

1. IDL (955 matches) 490.732
2. ASL (774 matches) 490.835
3. CSLS (772 matches) 489.528
4. JEL (757 matches) 469.184
5. JIL (711 matches) 493.013
6. UWL (652 matches) 486.306
7. CSLN (611 matches) 490.980
8. MRL (519 matches) 493.204
9. NAL (512 matches) 490.576
10. LLL (510 matches)
EAL (510 matches)
494.676
481.481

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

1. I-AM: Izzy Stradlin (TGL) $17,082,500
2. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,602,200
3. COT: The Survivor (HAL) $10,500,500
4. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,440,638
5. EDGE: King Krusher (WAL) $9,777,200
6. ACE: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) $9,335,800
7. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,471,100
8. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $8,240,600
9. WYD: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $7,213,600
10. CORE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $7,069,338
11. CORE: Snake Badlands (OGL) $7,068,045
12. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $6,916,400
13. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) $6,853,800
14. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $6,761,300
15. ACE: The Texas Hangman (IML) $6,743,800
16. SE: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $6,696,700
17. CORE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,668,400
18. IE: Sister of Night (LLL) $6,209,700
19. TD: General Johnny Contract (JIL) $6,064,700
20. CD: Aeneas Bloodblade (CSLS) $6,001,600

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Center Stage (North and South), Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Mount Olympus, Murder Incorporated, Northern Lights, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler

STEEL FEDERATION: Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Executioner's Axe, Fight Night, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Pittsburgh Power, Praying Mantis, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Masked Wrestling, New Millennium, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Wild Kingdom, Xtreme Wrestling

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Jagged Edge, Main Event, Mat Mayhem, New York, Trouble Maker, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Hoard, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Prime Time, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Total Package, World Wrestling

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