IWA REPORT
Vol. 11, No. 5 -- April 2006
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JOHNNY B SAYS

Next cycle only, you can drop up to 10 losses from your wrestler's record! Each loss that you remove will cost $10,000 of his imaginary money, so be sure he has enough to pay for it. Simply write, "Drop 10 losses from my wrestler, ID #123" at the top of a piece of paper (like the one with your trash talk on it). You can remove up to 10 losses from each wrestler you own, as long as he can afford the deal. Remember that this opportunity is only available during the upcoming cycle!

 

HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES

Following in his partner's footsteps, the second half of the Brothers Stone is entering our Hall of Fame this cycle. The Sinful Messiah finishes with a record of 1,152-496-103 *24 and $4,379,700 in earnings. During his 10-year career he won 55 singles titles, a World Six-man Championship, and was ranked in the top 10 tag-teams 5 times. His manager, Dan Delaney of Ohio, has earned a plaque!

Anthony Dudick of New York is retiring four of his DC stable members. Right-On Washington (SFL)'s final record is 1,019-203-73, with 28 stars and $3,854,000 in earnings. The NSL was home to Gigolo Jimmy Diamond (1,024-220-76 *33, $2,472,900), Jumpin' Johnny Thunder (1,005-161-80 *23, $2,475,300), and Loverboy Lance Passion (1,009-209-97 *24, $2,329,800). Anthony gets four engraved plaques to commemorate the occasion!

Also placing four of his wrestlers in our Hall was Eugene Quintana of California. His EDGE wrestlers from the ECL were Aura of Uncertainty (1,028-292-60 *10, $1,954,400) and Body Guard (1,470-367-64 *15, $2,828,600). Their stablemate, Number Seventy-Eight of the CFL (1,010-522-62 *15, $2,871,800), is a former IWA World Champion. Qualifying for our Hall of Fame many times over was EDGE: Darian "The Barbarian" Tomb (ASL)! His stats were an incredible 7,810-1,640-327, with 19 stars and $16,798,400 in imaginary money. All four of these grapplers held multiple World and U.S. Six-man titles. Eugene will receive an engraved plaque for each wrestler!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

BEST: Darkness (DIL) cast a shadow over the Steel Federation with his 501 total, and ended up with the IWA's top prize. His manager, Tony Robinson of Florida, wins 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches!

 

U.S. CHAMPION

Tony Robinson of Florida coached BEST: Cosmic Invader (DIL) to victory over all our other TV champions last cycle! He adds his choice of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches to his winnings.

 

KING OF THE RING

Congratulations are in order for Donald Henry of Illinois! Adding the values of hold positions 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, and 15 in each battle royal winner's strategy led us straight to ARMY: The Notorious D.O.N. (CLL) and his 272 total. Now Donald gets to decide between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches!

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

ONE: The Hated One (SPL), who manages himself, won the Iron Federation belt by point flow over DC: Dizdane (MIL). Darkness traded in his Steel Federation prize for the World Championship. In the Gold Federation, ARMY: The Wreckage (CLL) claimed the title for manager Donald Henry of Illinois. Jason Mackelrath of California won the 25 free matches in the Diamond Federation for leading FDC: The Product (LOL) to the top! Taking home the Bronze Federation strap was CTI: Mr. Best Jr. (TML). Gregg Boyle of Maryland helped him edge past UKA/MWC: Joe Dirt (FTL). The winner in the Jade Federation was COT: "The Phenom" Ryan Storm (JIL). He's managed by Vicious Tyrant!

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

BEST: Walker "The Evil" Clown (DIL) won the National Championship and its prize of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches for Tony Robinson of Florida! After taking the Dixie region, he defeated the other regional champions to claim the honor. Winning the rest of the belts were...

Atlantic: ARMY: The Notorious D.O.N. (CLL)
beat both EDGE: Mr. White (HML) and "American Psycho" Stephen Bonnar (DIL) by point flow
Central: "The Master" Mark Joseph (DIL)
Eastern: TS: Super Nuclear Assassin I (BRL)
Mountain: EDGE: The Terminator (HML)
Northern: ARMY: "Anti-Authority" Donald Henry (CLL)
was edged out for this title last time!
Pacific: Larry Wong (DIL)
Prairie: "Pistol" Pez Watson (MRL)
edged Tantalizing Tony Blair (TGL) and "Real Deal" Ronnie Rockwell (DIL)
Southern: The Dale of All Dales (BBL)
Western: E$T: Skin (RHL)

 

LADIES' TITLES

S. Daniel Stunes of Arkansas won his choice of an engraved plaque or 15 free matches when NGAA: Mara O'Connor (GDL) took the Ladies' World title! She edged out COT: Aunt Flo (GAL), but the Smooth One Jeff Manning of Ohio calmly turned and sent Flo after the Queen of the Ring belt (and she won it). Jerome Arroyo of California picked up the Ladies' U.S. championship with Kontract Killer Kira Kaufman (GDL). The Ladies' National Champion was ET: Betty Bozark (GDL). She's managed by Marc Phaneuf of Rhode Island. After being edged the previous cycle, F-IT: Godzooky and Rachel "The Whale" Huntoon (GDL) got their hands on the Ladies' Tag-team belts! Jason Battaglia of New York coached them to point flow victory over UKA: Jamaican Princess and Rasta Queen of the LLL, who may decide to turn things around next cycle like Jason's team did this time. Winning the Ladies' U.S. tag straps were LB: Kimona and Lotus the Ninja Girl (VVL). They are managed by IWA veteran Frank Snow of North Carolina. XXX-PRESS: Buffie the Body, Anna "Brown Sugar" Amore', and Audrey "Freek-A-Leek" James (FFL) took the World Six-woman titles for Eric Lindsay of Pennsylvania. They had to edge out LB: L.A. Mazzaratti, Mercedes DeVille, and Sable Ferrari (VVL), plus Midnight Marauder Makayla Kelley, Kontract Killer Kira Kaufman, and Latin Assassin Liana Arroyo (GDL). The U.S. Six-woman championships went to TOA: Moody Maddie, Evil Erin, and Sinister Samantha (FFL). Under the guidance of Andre Sabucco from Texas, they were able to beat BEST: Bad Girl Jessica Simpson, Bad Girl Britney Sky, and Sexy Sunny Beach (LLL) by point flow.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

BEST: Mr. Dynasty and Franchise Tony Savage (TPL) had the best tag strategy last cycle, so their manager, Joshua Haight of Wisconsin, gets to choose either an engraved plaque or 15 free matches! Good job, Joshua.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. BEST: Mr. Dynasty & Franchise Tony Savage (TPL)
2. Æ: Deadbeat Dads #1 & #3 (HML)
3. SWO: Kato Dante & "Big Daddy" Jimmy Nash (ASL)
4. "Sweet" Scotty Sensation & "Real Deal" Ronnie Rockwell (DIL)
5. ET: Sensational Stanislaus & Thaddeus "Spudz" Siwy (SFL)
6. xXx: Deuce & Xpert (MIL)
7. Soviet Supermen - Ivan & Nikita (MRL)
8. CORE: Deacon Frost & Martin DeVries (OGL)
9. Æ: Maximus Deadalus & Brimstone (IIL)
10. WWW: Renegade Ryan Thunder & Mark the Mantis Thaxton (ABL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Manager Jason P. Miller of Kansas earned $20,000 for Æ: Mr. Burns and Smithers of the TGL by guiding them to victory over all of our other TV tag champions last time (not that they needed the money).

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

EDGE: "The Ringmaster" Anthony Rodriguez of Alabama teamed up with the Spivey brothers from the HAL (which he manages) and took home these titles. He can now decide between an engraved plaque and 15 free matches!

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. EDGE: "The Ringmaster" Anthony Rodriguez, Danny S., Travis T. Spivey (HAL)
2. EDGE: Anthony S., Billy B., Steve A. Spivey (TDL)
3. DC: Chimaira, Dry Kill Logic, Vision of Disorder (ESL)
4. COT: Dances with Aardwolves, Sammi Curr, Atomic Werewolf (BBL)
5. Morgan Graves, Damien Dark, Elijah Tombs (DIL)
6. EDGE: Mr. White, Mr. Blue, Mr. Blonde (HML)
7. Æ: Mr. Burns, Smithers, Sideshow Bob (TGL)
8. Æ: Librarians Will U. Hush, Willie B. Quiet, Willy Shutup (KKL)
9. Æ: Willy "The Chocolate Lover" Wonka, Davon "Can't Miss a Dumpster" Fulla, Bry-Bry (HTL)
10. MOD: Big Smoke, American Steel, Primetime Bruce Thomas (SFL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

EDGE: Dr. Dominance Gilbert Arroyo of California partnered with his stablemates Godfather Frank and Maddog Mike Damage (DIL), and together they won these $20,000 titles! They had to use point flow to defeat Æ: Deadbeat Dads #1, #2, and #3 (HML), plus F-IT: Cory "C-Rock" Fowlks, Armin "Ace" Kea, and Joker Jay Baggs (HAL).

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Listed below are the most active leagues for the March cycle, in order of the number of matches. The Unknown Wrestler League has started with a bang! We can't wait to see who will emerge as the final champion. Next to each league is the average strategy total for each, counting only active wrestlers. Since the Devil Inside League had the best average, its managers can take two matches for $1 next cycle!

1. UWL (1,404 matches) 477.039
2. IGL (776 matches) 471.383
3. JIL (769 matches)
FJL (also 769 matches)
480.760
443.442
5. MRL (685 matches) 477.241
6. ASL (619 matches) 475.952
7. DIL (584 matches)
KKL (also 584 matches)
484.810
467.826
9. ECL (583 matches) 477.756
10. BBL (573 matches) 482.258

 

TOP 20 MONEY HOLDERS

1. I-AM: Izzy Stradlin (RHL) $16,948,300
2. EDGE: Darian "The Barbarian" Tomb (ASL) $16,798,400
3. COT: The Survivor (HAL) $10,497,700
4. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) $10,418,000
5. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) $10,302,038
6. EDGE: King Krusher (WAL) $9,606,300
7. AMD: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) $9,231,100
8. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) $8,100,300
9. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) $7,775,200
10. WYD: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) $6,967,000
11. CORE: Johnny Cage (OGL) $6,786,038
12. DC: Diesel Duddick (NSL) $6,654,400
13. CORE: Snake Badlands (OGL) $6,651,545
14. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) $6,642,600
15. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) $6,630,700
16. AMD: The Texas Hangman (IML) $6,623,200
17. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) $6,543,500
18. CORE: Deacon Frost (OGL) $6,477,600
19. IE: Sister of Night (LLL) $6,205,800
20. TD: General Johnny Contract (JIL) $6,063,800

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Imminent Destruction, Iron Man, Mount Olympus, Murder Incorporated, Northern Lights, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire, Unknown Wrestler

STEEL FEDERATION: Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Executioner's Axe, Fight Night, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Praying Mantis, Red Hot, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, San Francisco, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Non-stop Action, Wild Kingdom

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Gorgeous Amazon, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Mat Action, Mat Mayhem, New York, Trouble Maker, Wild America

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Hoard, High Rollers, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Prime Time, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Total Package, World Wrestling

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