IWA REPORT
Vol. 11, No. 2 -- February 2006
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JOHNNY B SAYS

The Unknown Wrestler League gets underway next cycle! If you haven't sent us your wrestler's name, league, and $2 entrance fee, do so immediately so you don't miss out on the fun. Once the action starts, no more wrestlers will be allowed to enter the league.

This is the last cycle that the champion of the High Rollers League will receive a cash prize. Next cycle we are opening the Non-stop Action League in the Diamond Federation. The NAL will feature a cash prize for the league champion, and transfers into the league are free during the first cycle. To make things even more interesting, managers are limited to a maximum of 6 wrestlers in the league. If you're looking for new territory to conquer, here's your chance!

Ima Kilar's storied career has come to an end in the PTL. Throughout his career he could never escape the voices in his head that caused him so much pain. Finally, the voices took over and drove Ima Kilar insane. He will spend the rest of his days in the Valley Rich Home for the Insane in Detroit, Michigan. His IWA record was outstanding due to the circumstances that drove him to the ring day in and day out, adding up to 1,090-305-42, with 19 stars and $2,437,900 in earnings. His manager, Josh Kennard of Michigan, will receive a plaque.

John Lala of California will also be receiving an engraved plaque since his wrestler, JL6: Prisoner (GBL), is entering our Hall of Fame. His final stats are 1,045-283-54, with 11 stars and $2,678,400 in the bank. Congratulations on leading your wrestler to a well-deserved spot in our Hall, John!

After a very unproductive run in the ECL, Crypt has decided to hang up his wrestling boots. His career, however, was far from unproductive. His winnings include 2 World Tag title reigns, a U.S. Tag-team title, and 7 top 10 tag rankings. He finishes with a record of 1,172-244-62, with $4,091,200 in earnings and 28 strats of 495 or better. His manager, Dan Delaney of Ohio, gets a plaque.

With a record of 1,034-116-36, Demonic Jake Cross is retiring from the DZL. His manager, Oliver Storz of Germany, coached him to $1,933,000 in imaginary winnings, and provided him with 20 strategies that starred. We'll put your plaque on a plane very soon, Oliver!

Our final retiree this cycle is LB: Dragon Lady (LLL). She is a former 2-time Ladies' World and 2-time Ladies' U.S. champion who also held various team titles on numerous occasions. Frank Snow of North Carolina led this superstar to a record of 1,397-597-91, with $4,054,200 in earnings and 26 stars!

 

WORLD CHAMPION

Shawn Sterling of Virginia will soon be deciding if he wants 100 free matches or a real wrestling belt and 50 free matches. His wrestler, Curtis "The Anvil" Steele (UFL), dominated in the Iron Federation with a perfect 501 total, then defeated the other federation winners for the World honors! Great job, Shawn.

 

U.S. CHAMPION

Thomas Francis of Pennsylvania won his choice of an engraved plaque or 25 free matches by defeating all other league TV champions with DR: Evil Priest (BTL)! His wrestler earned $60,000 for the feat, which ended with him edging out SC/TUFF: Midnight Rose (CRL) for the win. Both men had 499 points.

 

KING OF THE RING

Totalling the values of hold positions 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 14, and 15 in each battle royal winner's strategy led us straight to Eddie Guerrero (WWL) and his 273 total! Gilberto Gonzalez of Arizona manages this Latin legend, so he wins the choice between an engraved plaque and 25 free matches!

 

FEDERATION PLAY-OFFS

"The Anvil" controlled the Iron Federation with his perfect strategy before trading in his federation prize for the IWA World Championship. In the Steel, Æ: Brimstone (IIL) won the belt for manager Kevin Kolodiej of Maryland. He had 499 points. Dimitrios Zervas of New York won 25 free matches for taking the Gold Federation title! His wrestler, Dimitrios the Traveler (BRL), picked up $40,000 after using point flow to turn back MP: Chekalekahania Jr. (SFL). The Diamond Federation champion was DC: "The Tattooist" Tony Sleeves (NSL), managed by Anthony Dudick of New York. He had to edge out Æ: The Best (LOL), HTL: Heart Throb Warrior #4 (LBL), DC: Corruption (WKL), and Æ: Mighty Machine (CRL), since they each had a 499-pointer. The free matches that go with the Bronze Federation title went to Jonathan Kiczula of Illinois! He manages FDC: Styxx (WAL). Robin Swan of Utah showed off her ringside prowess by leading Dragon Tears (AAL) to point flow victory over BRO: D.J. Steve Hornet (JRL), John Cena (WWL), and "Too Pretty" Johnny Paradise (JIL) in the Jade Federation. Nice work!

 

NATIONAL CHAMPION, IWA-WIDE REGIONALS

LOTUS: Bishop (JHL) won the Northern region with his 501-point strategy, then used it to gain the National title's engraved plaque or 25 free matches for his manager, Scott Lowe of Missouri! Taking the rest of the regions were...

Atlantic: Æ: Super Mean Machine (CRL)
500 total
Central: SCA: Angel of Destruction (ECL)
500 points
Dixie: USD: The Masked Playboy - WK (SSL)
edged CNF: Ulysses S. Dixon (UFL), LB/CLAWS: Vampire Damien Dominicci (JIL), and DR: Bishop Faith (BTL)
Eastern: Minister of Hate (BTL)
edged out Æ: Davon "Can't Miss a Dumpster" Fulla (HTL), both with 499
Mountain: NME: "Thrasher" Maxx Payne (IIL)
Pacific: Evil Evangelist (BTL)
499-pointer
Prairie: BHM: Charles "Ravenhawk" Carley (ECL)
499 total
Southern: Wicked Evangelist (BTL)
Western: MURDER INC: The Mauler Mickey Manson (MRL)
beat Hell Blazer (TPL) by point flow

 

LADIES' TITLES

HI: Mayra Veronica (FFL), managed by Wil Howlett of Pennsylvania, won the Ladies' World Championship with her 499-point strategy. Wil won an engraved plaque or 15 free matches, and he also won the Ladies' National title! HI: Vanity Flair (FFL) edged out Æ stablemates Tantalizing Tara (VVL) and Elektrik Elisha Cuthbert; each had 499 points. Claiming the Queen of the Ring crown as her own was Æ: SNL Sherry Cherry (GDL). She's managed by Sly Smith of West Virginia. The Ladies' U.S. champion was F-IT: Buffy the Vampire (VVL), managed by "The Ladies' Man" Nick Dendekker of Canada. Nick's team of F-IT: "Just Plain Sexy" Stephanie, "Amazingly Hot" Angela, and "Extremely Exotic" Kimberly Sweetheart (VVL) moved up from the U.S. Six-woman belts last cycle to become our new World Six-woman champions! The Ladies' tag titles went to Rebecca Falcon, managed by Scott Lowe of Missouri and Æ: Alluring Ashley Massaro (VVL), who belongs to Kevin Kolodiej of Maryland. Scott and Kevin also won the U.S. tag belts, using Brandy Wine and Æ: Elektrik Elisha Cuthbert (VVL)! The U.S. Six-woman straps went to USD: Alexis Madison, Brandy Walker, and Brianna Moske (GDL). All three are managed by Patrick Eakin of Kansas.

 

WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

USD: Lord of Pain and Lord of Darkness (FTL), managed by Jason P. Miller of Kansas, had the best tag strategy in the IWA last cycle, so Jason wins an engraved plaque or 15 free matches! The top three teams in the tag standings had 516 points.

 

TOP 10 TAG-TEAMS

1. USD: Lords of Pain & Darkness (FTL)
2. DC: Tien & Chaotzu (RHL)
3. DC: Syn & Nightmare (NYL)
4. EDGE: Riki Tiki Tavi Steamboat & Jeff Youngblood (HTL)
5. Æ: Krayze Kevin Kolodiej & Pentagon Priest (JHL)
6. Kirk Hennig & Scott Wall (MRL)
7. EDGE: X-Danger & Skillz (KKL)
8. "Sweet" Scotty Sensation & Larry Wong (DIL)
9. DC: Saddat El Saajid & Ragh Bagah Ali (JDL)
10. Æ: Super Mean Machine & Mighty Machine (CRL)

 

U.S. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS

Gaining $20,000 apiece for these belts were Æ: Zero Cool and Acid Burn (FTL), managed by Kevin Kolodiej of Maryland. They had to use point flow against Razor Ramone and Diesel (WWL), Æ: Heaven's Gate and Ego Trip (HRL), WWW: Warped Drive and Mike White Lightning Moore (HAL), plus F-IT: Mr. Extreme Legend and Mr. Mayhem Legend (DIL). Good going, Kevin!

 

WORLD SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

These titles had to be split four ways due to an unbreakable tie! The SCA members listed in the rankings belong to Tony Robinson of Florida, while Jeff Annable of Canada manages the Trailer Park Boys. Kevin Kolodiej of Maryland kept his name in this section for the fourth cycle in a row! He owns both Æ teams. The top five teams listed had 521 points.

 

TOP 10 SIX-MAN TEAMS

1. SCA: Mike, Tony, John Ceno (JIL)
EDGE: Trailer Park Boys Ricky, Julian, Bubbles (HTL)
Æ: Krayze Kevin Kolodiej, King Kong Kolodiej, Pentagon Priest (JHL)
Æ: Zero Cool, Crash Override, Acid Burn (FTL)
5. EDGE: Godfather Frank, Maddog Mike Damage, Dr. Dominance Gilbert Arroyo (DIL)
6. Æ: Just Delicious Jason Carlisle, Gorgeous Johnny Mack, Babyface Brad Monroe (LNL)
7. USD: Count Chocula, Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms (HRL)
8. USD: Magnificent Marc Tracey, the Golden Boy K.C. Colossus, the Masked Playboy - WK (SSL)
9. NME: Jumpin Johnny, Mighty Max, Rugged Ron Stargunn (QPL)
10. Æ: Merlin, Goose, Maverick (NLL)
Æ: Super Mean Machine, Mean Machine, Mighty Machine (CRL)

 

U.S. SIX-MAN CHAMPIONS

The Duchaine Pain Train made a stop at these titles last cycle, adding $20,000 to the bank accounts of LPPF: Deadly David Death, Grave Dust, and Lord of Illusions (JIL) before departing. Mark and Rebecca Duchaine of Vermont armed their ring warriors with a perfect 521 team total!

 

TOP 10 LEAGUES

Ranked below, by the number of matches, are the most active leagues for the January cycle. It was very close, but the FJL managed to hold onto first place! Also listed for each league is its average strategy total (determined using active wrestlers only). In a narrow victory over the MRL, the Devil Inside League won the two matches for $1 cycle next time!

1. FJL (833 matches) 480.137
2. JIL (831 matches) 488.915
3. ASL (813 matches) 487.512
4. HTL (729 matches) 488.673
5. MRL (690 matches) 490.491
6. AEL (618 matches) 487.542
7. LLL (613 matches) 484.240
8. DIL (599 matches) 490.641
9. WAL (593 matches) 482.400
10. UFL (540 matches) 487.500

 

TOP 20 VICTORIES

1. Æ: Darian Tomb (ASL) 7,729-1,605-324
2. "Mr. Powerful" Ken Lambeau (PKL) 5,815-771-116
3. WWW: Mike White Lightning Moore (QPL) 3,852-1,232-228
4. COT: The Survivor (HAL) 3,737-800-194
5. PAIN: Dragon Tzu (AAL) 3,630-1,649-269
6. IIEII: Izzy Stradlin (RHL) 3,567-570-102
7. PAIN: Manitou (AAL) 3,437-1,635-250
8. PAIN: Cougar - WK (AAL) 3,390-1,661-264
9. JL6: The Hooded Inmate (IML) 3,295-707-137
10. DC: Burnout (NYL) 2,916-635-119
11. DC: Diesel Duddick (NSL) 2,811-138-90
12. RENEGADE: Eric "The Cobra" Langdon (PKL) 2,799-933-120
13. WYD: Super Stud Biff Backhand (ASL) 2,773-606-147
14. DFI: American Freedom Fighter E.J. (SHL) 2,700-524-162
15. SCA: Bad Boy Tony (ECL) 2,688-308-81
16. NVUS: Macho Man Daniel Savage (CFL) 2,449-644-125
17. USD: Llucky Llarry Llewellyn (ASL) 2,400-101-24
18. BETRAYAL: Venom (NYL) 2,398-599-120
19. CD: Kael Bloodblade (MOL) 2,395-612-137
20. CD: Aeneas Bloodblade (MOL) 2,333-658-115

 

LIST OF LEAGUES

IRON FEDERATION: Battling Titans, Danger Zone, Heart Throb, Iron Man, Mount Olympus, Murder Incorporated, Northern Lights, Quick Pin, Southern Pride, Under Fire

STEEL FEDERATION: Caribbean Coast, Devil Inside, Fight Night, Hired Assassin, Intense Impact, King Kong, Mid-Atlantic Region, Praying Mantis, Red Hot, Sterling Silver, True Grit, Vicious Valkyries

GOLD FEDERATION: All Star, Battle Royal, Blood Bath, Chicago Legends, Classic Wrestling, Eastern Stars, Gold Digger, Hit Man, Living Nightmare, Ninja Dojo, Olympic Gold, San Francisco, Texas Death

DIAMOND FEDERATION: Arm Lock, Axe Blade, Chaotic Rebellion, Evil Clown, Femme Fatale, Fractured Jaw, Jack Hammer, Last Breath, Lights Out, Night Falcon, Noble Savage, Wild Kingdom

BRONZE FEDERATION: Alter Ego, Coffin Filler, Famous Talent, Glory Bound, Grim Reaper, Iron Glove, Mat Action, Mat Mayhem, New York, Trouble Maker, Wild America, World Championship

JADE FEDERATION: Atomic Age, Dragon's Horde, High Rollers, Jade Dragon, Just Incredible, Just Rasslin', Kings Court, Lovely Ladies, Prime Time, Psychotic Killer, Super Hero, Total Package, World Wrestling

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