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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #330 -- SPRING 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Toledo (Attendance: 18,388) |
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SOS: Senor Citizen destroyed SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah at 29:55 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Mr. Jack Cohn in 11 at 7:49 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 0:35 (Shoulder Breaker) by 104 (non-title).
SOS: Senor Citizen beat SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 29:33 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 2.
Mr. Oscar Goldman won over "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 6 at 2:58 (Ankle Lock) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver tied SOS: Richie Rouge at 3:56 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett pinned "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton at 10:16 (Time Flies) by 20.
"Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter and Ed the Judo Instructor* beat Ulysses S. Granite and Mr. Bob Barker* at 24:03 (Judo Knee Lift) by 9.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked SOS: Norvell Austin at 54:23 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 2. |
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| Card 2: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 7,691) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 7:48 (Shoulder Breaker) by 60 (non-title).
Vince McMahon, Sr. bested Mr. Jack Cohn at 20:51 (Spinning Neckbreaker) by 8 (ambulance).
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 3:53 (Spinning Back Fist) by 110.
East Coast title: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy decked SOS: Senor Citizen at 23:24 (To Hell and Back) by 6.
SOS: Lil Italy beat SOS: Richie Rouge at 28:04 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 2:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 86 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Mr. Bob Barker in 6 at 6:03 (Spinning Back Fist) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher tied SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 2:35 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 33:48 (To The Outhouse) by 5. |
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| Card 3: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 11,043) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 3:06 (Spinning Back Fist) by 66.
Dr. Sam Loomis outmuscled "The Grappler" George Snider in 10 at 18:39 (Headlock) by 11 (barbed-wire).
SOS: The Seal of Approval won over SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter at 29:08 (Thumbs Up) by 1.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest overpowered SOS: Senor Citizen at 27:40 (Figure Four) by 4.
Ed the Judo Instructor over Mr. Maneuver in 7 at 6:58 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (cage).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin in 6 at 2:23 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94 (non-title).
General George Krueger over Mr. Bob Barker in 5 at 4:49 (Disqualification: refused to break choke) (grudge).
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, "Punisher" Desperation Williams, and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom over Judge Hardcastle*, Capt. Stubing, and The Grappling Governor at 6:45 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont outmuscled SOS: Senor Citizen at 39:49 (To The Outhouse) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 6,784) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott annihilated Demonic Foot Doctor in 8 at 2:24 (Ankle Lock) by 106.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott won over EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 27:01 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:35 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 2:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:15 (Shoulder Breaker) by 103 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Mr. Bob Barker in 6 at 4:49 (Shoulder Breaker) by 90 (non-title).
Dr. George Carlsson annihilated The Grappling Governor at 21:56 (Carlsson Clutch) by 8.
League Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, "Punisher" Desperation Williams, and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom won over SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore*, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:44 (Piledriver thru Table) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont pinned SOS: The Seal of Approval at 51:58 (To The Outhouse) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 15,637) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick won over SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 28:19 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
Granpa Gene pinned Wild Animal Kid at 4:10 (Coconut Headbutt) by 107.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 4:33 (Spinning Back Fist) by 98.
SOS: Norvell Austin defeated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 1:59 (Spinning Back Fist) by 98 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:44 (Spinning Back Fist) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 1:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by 91 (non-title).
SOS: Ricki Starr decked SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:42 (Starr Cast) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore*, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher destroyed "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich, "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin*, and Mr. Oscar Goldman at 10:36 (Mother Freakin' Bomb thru Tables) by 35.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont bested SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 40:25 (To The Outhouse) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 18,085) |
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EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane beat SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 29:38 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Wild Animal Kid at 3:45 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 124 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 3:38 (Shoulder Breaker) by 117 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich decked J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 3:43 (Spinning Back Fist) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over CURE: Mike Misfit in 13 at 1:49 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 27:39 (What's an Ospreay?) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 6:10 (Spinning Back Fist) by 97.
Mr. Jim Rockford*, "Mr. Wrestling" Bob Carson, and The Widower pinned Bank Robber #2*, Bank Robber #1, and Bud Crane, Sr. at 24:37 (Bone Crunchin' Ankle Lock) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont bested EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 35:33 (To The Outhouse) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 15,037) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver annihilated SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 27:33 (Piledriver thru Table) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Wild Animal Kid at 2:10 (What's an Ospreay?) by 125.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:30 (Spinning Back Fist) by 123.
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott bested SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 29:17 (No Laughing Matter) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled CURE: Mike Misfit at 7:44 (What's an Ospreay?) by 27.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed General George Krueger in 6 at 3:06 (Shoulder Breaker) by 71 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled General George Krueger at 4:10 (What's an Ospreay?) by 111.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont defeated SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 22:50 (To The Outhouse) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Budapest (Attendance: 12,991) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver overpowered EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 28:10 (Piledriver thru Table) by 1.
Southwest title: EDGE: Swamp Thing destroyed SOS: Richie Rouge at 27:25 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
Central Plains title: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary decked SOS: Betty Wont at 29:18 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
SOS: Richie Rouge pinned SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 28:11 (Squish an Apple) by 1.
Dr. Blood defeated Mr. Oscar Goldman at 29:26 (Blood Bomb) by 1 (casket).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:53 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Mr. Hugh Hefner in 13 at 12:55 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont pinned SOS: Will Ostrich at 57:57 (To The Outhouse) by 4. |
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| Card 9: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 6,486) |
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SOS: The Seal of Approval pinned SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 27:25 (Thumbs Up) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Andre the Grande in 6 at 2:01 (Shoulder Breaker) by 103 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 5:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94 (non-title).
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett bested SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 29:20 (Time Flies) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 4:18 (Shoulder Breaker) by 88 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Mr. Hugh Hefner at 9:02 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 26 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich won over RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy at 10:09 (What's an Ospreay?) by 25.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont bested EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 34:21 (To The Outhouse) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Bern (Attendance: 6,397) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:18 (Shoulder Breaker) by 108 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Andre the Grande in 6 at 1:22 (Spinning Back Fist) by 109.
"Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin overpowered "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang at 7:23 (Russian Ankle Lock) by 23.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over The Destructinator in 1 at 7:09 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 4:17 (Spinning Back Fist) by 94.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 29:22 (Death from Above) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Widower in 8 at 2:59 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont overpowered SOS: Richie Rouge at 57:47 (To The Outhouse) by 5. |
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| Card 11: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 6,133) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich decked Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 0:30 (Spinning Back Fist) by 114.
Southeast title: EDGE: Garland Greene overpowered EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 29:00 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 1:41 (Spinning Back Fist) by 100.
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Destructinator in 1 at 13:09 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Ed the Judo Instructor in 10 at 1:57 (Chickenwing) by 143 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy at 10:27 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 24 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich decked "Bulldog" Bill Carson at 10:51 (What's an Ospreay?) by 18.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont decked SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 31:41 (To The Outhouse) by 2. |
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| Card 12: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 18,586) |
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Fr. James LaCrosse overpowered Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 4:28 (Shoulder Breaker) by 81.
Rocky Mountains title: EDGE: Diamond Dog bested SOS: Will Ostrich at 21:28 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 8.
SOS: Betty Wont decked SOS: The Yeti at 21:08 (To The Outhouse) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 5:56 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Ed the Judo Instructor in 10 at 1:47 (Headlock) by 141.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over The Widower in 14 at 28:07 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich drew SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb defeated SOS: Betty Wont at 46:27 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Meridian (Attendance: 6,101) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts outmuscled EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 27:21 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 1.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus tied SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 2:55 (No Contest).
SOS: Betty Wont beat SOS: Xsane at 27:12 (To The Outhouse) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 6:11 (Spinning Back Fist) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Tom Bradford, Sr. in 7 at 3:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 85 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over "Bulldog" Bill Carson in 13 at 10:55 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title).
The Masked Burglar outmuscled Mr. Hugh Hefner at 28:36 (Burglary Deathlock) by 5.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb pinned SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 45:29 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Lexington (Attendance: 16,271) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Fernando X. in 6 at 4:46 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93 (non-title).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus won over SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:49 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 2.
TV title: SOS: Betty Wont pinned SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 27:11 (To The Outhouse) by 5.
Bank Robber #1 over Damien King in 13 at 3:29 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Tom Bradford, Sr. in 7 at 2:22 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett pinned SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 29:18 (Time Flies) by 1.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 27:19 (Death from Above) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb pinned SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 25:23 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 11. |
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| Card 15: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 11,963) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Fernando X. in 6 at 3:24 (Spinning Back Fist) by 99.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 27:25 (Death from Above) by 1.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 28:40 (Ghetto Dope) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Damien King in 6 at 1:17 (Shoulder Breaker) by 104 (non-title).
Cowboy Jack won over The Grappling Granpa in 12 at 1:43 (Boston Crab) by 93 (4 corners).
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 27:02 (Re-Animation) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez beat SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 29:40 (Loco-Motive) by 1.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb bested SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 48:01 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 4. |
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| Card 16: Held in Sydney (Attendance: 15,324) |
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Mr. Joe Seider beat Tom Bradford, Sr. in 12 at 4:35 (Gorilla Press Slam) by 101.
Northeast title: EDGE: Johnny-23 won over EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 29:39 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 1.
SOS: Betty Wont beat SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog at 15:48 (To The Outhouse) by 7.
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Damien King in 6 at 0:48 (Spinning Back Fist) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over E.Z. Pickens in 1 at 5:26 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 1 at 3:53 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 29:55 (SCORCHED!!!) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb defeated SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 27:34 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 8. |
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| Card 17: Held in Tirana (Attendance: 13,349) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin defeated Mr. Jim Rockford in 6 at 6:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 83 (Extreme Rulz).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered IMT: Big Blank #4 in 11 at 11:13 (Superplex) by 21 (non-title).
SOS: Betty Wont decked EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 28:43 (To The Outhouse) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands at 28:04 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich over E.Z. Pickens in 1 at 6:25 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled The Roman Crow at 7:06 (What's an Ospreay?) by 33.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts* and SOS: Lil Italy bested SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 19:11 (Pothole Filler) by 6. |
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| Card 18: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 14,287) |
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The Widower decked Arizona Sheriff #2 at 27:43 (The Widow Lock) by 2 (bullrope).
SOS: Will Ostrich over IMT: Big Blank #4 in 11 at 4:34 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested Granpa Gene in 14 at 9:32 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 18 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:50 (Shoulder Breaker) by 123 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 0:32 (Shoulder Breaker) by 113 (non-title).
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball decked EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 27:21 (Never Lost) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic destroyed Dr. Sam Loomis* and Wild Animal Kid at 9:42 (Volkshammer) by 25. |
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| Card 19: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 11,125) |
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Arizona Sheriff #1 bested IMT: Roadkill at 27:02 (Phoenix Palm Strike) by 5 (hardcore).
Great Lakes title: EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick beat SOS: The Seal of Approval at 28:16 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Granpa Gene in 14 at 4:54 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:10 (Spinning Back Fist) by 129.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 1:22 (Spinning Back Fist) by 119.
Fr. Sam Cartwright defeated Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 2:10 (Shoulder Breaker) by 81 (priest vs. priest).
SOS: Mitch Please and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* beat SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:28 (Mexico's Most Wanted) by 2. |
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| Card 20: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 18,778) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned NME: The Stunted Superstar at 6:45 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 35 (non-title).
EDGE: Righty O'Reilly defeated SOS: Senor Citizen at 29:57 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 4.
Judge Hardcastle bested Governor Blackburn at 20:33 (Stockade Suplex) by 7.
Mr. Ben Cartwright won over Sen. Mitch McConnell at 27:36 (Ponderosa Powerbomb) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa at 28:14 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Fr. Sam Cartwright at 5:04 (What's an Ospreay?) by 35.
SOS: Ricki Starr and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes* pinned SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:37 (Death Becomes Her) by 4. |
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| Card 21: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 19,583) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich over NME: The Stunted Superstar in 6 at 5:24 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:46 (Shoulder Breaker) by 135 (non-title).
SOS: The Seal of Approval annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 28:33 (Thumbs Up) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 6:33 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 1 at 10:33 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse outmuscled SOS: Richie Rouge at 27:38 (Warcry Spear) by 5.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin* and Governor Blackburn won over Captain Dropkick and Harvey the Powerful* in 6 at 6:03 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93. |
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| Card 22: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 8,471) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 81 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Captain Dropkick in 6 at 0:38 (Spinning Back Fist) by 141.
SOS: The Seal of Approval beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:00 (Thumbs Up) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 2:29 (Spinning Back Fist) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over The Roman Crow in 12 at 5:10 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer pinned SOS: Will Ostrich at 29:08 (Things Go My Way) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* over Arizona Sheriff #1* and "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton in 14 at 1:39 (Count Out). |
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| Card 23: Held in Managua (Attendance: 18,236) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 3:54 (Spinning Back Fist) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott won over SOS: Mitch Please at 27:36 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 5.
SOS: The Seal of Approval overpowered SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 18:44 (Thumbs Up) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 6 at 6:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 91 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver tied SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 2:07 (Double Count Out).
Bob Woods, Sr. over "Bone Crusher" Buddy Cohn in 2 at 19:32 (Count Out) (TLC).
League Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer won over SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 22:24 (25-to-life) by 6. |
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| Card 24: Held in Paris (Attendance: 7,272) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Mr. Jack Cohn at 5:06 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 27 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott bested SOS: Will Ostrich at 27:16 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 2.
SOS: Senor Citizen decked SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 29:45 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 6 at 4:11 (Spinning Back Fist) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Fr. Sam Cartwright in 12 at 1:03 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 2:41 (Spinning Back Fist) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams* and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath pinned SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:01 (Rise of the EBK) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Gary (Attendance: 19,476) |
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Fr. Ed Patterson and Mr. Jim Rockford snatched $1,000 and $1,100, respectively, after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West flipped them both over the turnbuckle.
"Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin grabbed $1,200 when he was hurled out by "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin.
The Toe Hold Kid got $1,300 after being tossed out of the ring by Sen. Mitch McConnell.
The Coroner was given $1,400 after he was thrown out by "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin.
Sen. Mitch McConnell made a quick $1,500 when SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore flipped him outside the ring.
Ed the Judo Instructor earned $1,600 after "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard flipped him out.
Dr. Bob Bullard was given $1,700 after SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts threw him out of the ring.
Capt. Stubing earned $1,800 when Fr. James LaCrosse tossed him into some chairs at ringside.
Bank Robber #2 won $1,900 in imaginary money when he got hurled outside the ring by Dr. Blood.
The Grappling Granpa picked up $2,000 after getting flipped out of the ring by Mr. Joe Seider.
"Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich was paid $2,100 after being thrown out by Dr. Blood.
Mr. Joe Seider received $2,200 after Dr. Jack Vegas threw him out.
"TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard got a cool $2,300 when SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts threw him outside the ring.
Fr. James LaCrosse won $2,400 in imaginary money after he got thrown over the top rope by "The Grappler" George Snider.
The Wrestling Principal was paid $2,500 after EDGE: Bad News Boyd hurled him out.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin picked up $2,600 after he got flung out of the ring by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane.
Arizona Sheriff #2 pocketed $2,700 after being thrown into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West.
The White-Haired Crippler was awarded $2,800 when he got tossed out by SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore.
"The Grappler" George Snider made $2,900 after he was thrown over the turnbuckle by Dr. Blood.
Dr. Jack Vegas received $3,000 when he was hurled out by EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore won $3,100 when Dr. Blood flung him out.
Judge Hardcastle picked up a quick $3,200 after getting thrown out of the ring by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett.
Dr. Blood gained an imaginary $3,300 after EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane flipped him onto the apron.
Arizona Sheriff #1 was awarded a quick $3,400 when he got thrown out by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts got $3,500 after EDGE: Bad News Boyd flung him into some fans at ringside.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett got $3,600 when he got hurled onto the apron by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm received $3,700 in imaginary money when EDGE: Bad News Boyd tossed him out of the ring.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane was given $3,800 after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West threw him into his manager at ringside.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West nabbed $3,900 after EDGE: Bad News Boyd flipped him out.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd was given $4,000 in imaginary money after EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy flipped him into some fans at ringside.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy won the XWL battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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