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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #281 -- SUMMER 2022 |
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Card 1: Held in Dover (Attendance: 6,928) |
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VIRUS: Mike Misfit annihilated SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah at 28:43 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 3. EDGE: Bad News Boyd annihilated IMT/ARMY: The Raging Clue at 18:05 (Spinning Back Fist) by 11 (non-title) (Guest Referee: SOS: Professor URN Payne). EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm beat SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter at 29:39 (Death from Above) by 1. SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom won over SOS: Senor Citizen at 17:56 (Figure Four) by 7. SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 28:35 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 1. SOS: Norvell Austin over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith at 3:31 (Count Out). EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 28:20 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 2. Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy bested EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 40:03 (To Hell and Back) by 3. |
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Card 2: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 8,979) |
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SOS: Norvell Austin outmuscled Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson at 5:09 (Headbutt) by 68. EDGE: Bad News Boyd over EDGE: Diamond Stud #2 at 15:07 (Disqualification: manager in ring) (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin bested "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle at 3:59 (Headbutt) by 97. EDGE: Bad News Boyd decked SOS/PERFECT: Gil Rocket Man Goldsachs at 15:41 (Ghetto Dope) by 17 (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin decked "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter at 0:57 (Headbutt) by 139. EDGE: Bad News Boyd over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith at 4:42 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title). SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom overpowered SOS: Ricki Starr at 27:45 (Figure Four) by 1. Main event: EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy annihilated EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 52:49 (To Hell and Back) by 1. |
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Card 3: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 7,503) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd annihilated Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson at 7:21 (Spinning Back Fist) by 65 (non-title). SOS: "The Canadian Man" Manada tied EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 7:59 (Double Count Out). EDGE: Bad News Boyd bested "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle at 4:09 (Spinning Back Fist) by 94 (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin bested J.P. Wrassleman at 4:39 (Headbutt) by 81. EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter at 2:26 (Spinning Back Fist) by 136 (non-title). SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith at 3:56 (Count Out). SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 29:15 (What's an Ospreay?) by 4. Main event: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm annihilated EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 43:29 (Death from Above) by 3. |
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Card 4: Held in La Paz (Attendance: 3,900) |
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SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo destroyed Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson at 5:09 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 69. SOS: Norvell Austin pinned Andre the Grande at 3:27 (Headbutt) by 95. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo decked "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle at 4:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98. EDGE: Bad News Boyd over J.P. Wrassleman at 4:48 (Count Out) (non-title). SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo outmuscled "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter at 2:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 140. SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious bested EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 27:29 (Vicious Moonsault) by 1 (non-title). Southeast title: SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo annihilated SOS: Will Ostrich at 29:41 (Ghost Protocol) by 3. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 destroyed EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 53:25 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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Card 5: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 2,794) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 28:28 (What's an Ospreay?) by 2. EDGE: Bad News Boyd overpowered Andre the Grande at 2:44 (Spinning Back Fist) by 92 (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl at 1:32 (Headbutt) by 117. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo destroyed J.P. Wrassleman at 3:57 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 82. Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath bested SOS: Lil Italy at 28:10 (European Uppercut) by 3. EDGE: Bad News Boyd over IMT/ARMY: Jer Bear at 6:17 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title). VIRUS: 1601 destroyed SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 27:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 annihilated SOS: Lil Italy at 34:48 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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Card 6: Held in San Diego (Attendance: 1,325) |
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SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 29:20 (Squish an Apple) by 2. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo bested Andre the Grande at 2:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96. EDGE: Bad News Boyd won over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl at 1:13 (Spinning Back Fist) by 114 (non-title). SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott destroyed SOS: Lil Italy at 29:01 (No Laughing Matter) by 2. SOS: Lil Italy tied EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy (Time Limit). SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 29:03 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 3. SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom pinned EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 29:36 (Figure Four) by 5. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 bested EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 33:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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Card 7: Held in Florence (Attendance: 2,466) |
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SOS: Norvell Austin decked Jumpin' Johnny Jinx at 4:39 (Headbutt) by 106. EDGE: Bad News Boyd outmuscled EDGE: Diamond Stud #1 at 8:53 (Ghetto Dope) by 17 (non-title). SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo pinned "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl at 1:19 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118. VIRUS: 1601 destroyed SOS: Professor URN Payne at 15:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. SOS: Norvell Austin won over Mr. Maneuver at 4:24 (Headbutt) by 103. TV title: SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa destroyed EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 19:27 (Cigar Ash) by 8. SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog annihilated EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 23:11 (The Mauling Spear) by 6. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 overpowered SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 41:01 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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Card 8: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 3,145) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd decked Jumpin' Johnny Jinx at 4:59 (Spinning Back Fist) by 103 (non-title). VIRUS: 1601 won over SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 16:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. SOS: Norvell Austin defeated "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang at 2:45 (Headbutt) by 89. Rocky Mountains title: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams bested VIRUS: Maniac Misfit #1 at 27:47 (Last Resort) by 2. EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated Mr. Maneuver at 1:51 (Spinning Back Fist) by 100 (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin destroyed Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. at 4:36 (Headbutt) by 95. EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm won over EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 28:49 (Death from Above) by 3. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 overpowered VIRUS: Maniac Misfit #1 at 49:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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Card 9: Held in Kokomo (Attendance: 4,990) |
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SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo overpowered Jumpin' Johnny Jinx at 4:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107. EDGE: Bad News Boyd over IMT: Big Blank #4 at 4:08 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd won over "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang at 6:19 (Spinning Back Fist) by 86 (non-title). Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins pinned SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 29:48 (Downward Spiral) by 1. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo pinned Mr. Maneuver at 1:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 104. EDGE: Bad News Boyd bested Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. at 1:55 (Spinning Back Fist) by 92 (non-title). EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm tied SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 10:21 (No Contest). Main event: VIRUS: 1601 annihilated SOS: Will Ostrich at 45:20 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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Card 10: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 2,452) |
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SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:37 (Figure Four) by 4. SOS: Norvell Austin decked Captain Dropkick at 4:55 (Headbutt) by 124. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo annihilated "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang at 3:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90. SOS: Norvell Austin annihilated The Destructinator at 4:23 (Headbutt) by 111. VIRUS: Mike Misfit destroyed SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 29:03 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 4. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo destroyed Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. at 4:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy won over EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 29:11 (To Hell and Back) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 won over VIRUS: Mike Misfit at 54:25 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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Card 11: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 7,750) |
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SOS: Norvell Austin overpowered Fernando X. at 6:18 (Headbutt) by 92. EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed Captain Dropkick at 4:57 (Spinning Back Fist) by 121 (non-title). SOS: Betty Wont overpowered SOS: Lil Italy at 28:50 (To The Outhouse) by 1. EDGE: Bad News Boyd annihilated The Destructinator at 4:53 (Spinning Back Fist) by 108 (non-title). VIRUS: Mike Misfit overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 27:58 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 1. SOS: Masked Thousandaire #16 won over SOS: Richie Rouge at 29:05 (Square Root of 256) by 3. SOS: "The Canadian Man" Manada and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* drew SOS: Masked Thousandaire #16 and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes* at 12:26 (Double Count Out). Main event: VIRUS: 1601 defeated SOS: Richie Rouge at 33:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. |
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Card 12: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 8,669) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd pinned Fernando X. at 2:48 (Spinning Back Fist) by 89 (non-title). EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy destroyed Captain Dropkick at 2:59 (Spinning Back Fist) by 121 (non-title). VIRUS: Mike Misfit beat SOS: The Yeti at 28:10 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 5. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo overpowered The Destructinator at 2:49 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112. EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm bested SOS: Lion Ted Cruz at 27:51 (Death from Above) by 4. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 28:45 (To Hell and Back) by 1. SOS: Masked Thousandaire #16 and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes* defeated TBABIT: Doctor Thunder and Le Yeti Chauve* at 5:00 (Death Becomes Her) by 29. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 destroyed SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 28:59 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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Card 13: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 2,516) |
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SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo defeated Fernando X. at 4:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 93. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo annihilated Captain Dropkick at 1:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 125. EDGE: Bad News Boyd pinned SOS/PERFECT: Bobbi Yaga at 9:21 (Ghetto Dope) by 17 (non-title). Central Plains title: SOS: Xsane beat EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 18:48 (Figure Four) by 7. VIRUS: Maniac Misfit #1 pinned SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 27:23 (Boston Crab) by 3. SOS: Will Ostrich beat SOS: Masked Millionaire #25 at 28:33 (What's an Ospreay?) by 2. TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver, and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath* annihilated TBABIT: "Popular" Colby Cheese*, "Baby Face" Casey Conn, and "Third Wheel" Toby Steiner at 13:15 (European Uppercut) by 13. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 decked SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 56:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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Card 14: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 8,002) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd over SOS/PERFECT: Skip Shanghai at 2:52 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd beat SOS: Carlth Starker at 8:04 (Ghetto Dope) by 18 (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd over SOS/PERFECT: Mills Payne at 3:47 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin defeated Ulysses S. Granite at 1:30 (Headbutt) by 96. SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez bested VIRUS: Maniac Misfit #1 at 27:05 (Loco-Motive) by 1. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy bested SOS: Richie Rouge at 29:01 (To Hell and Back) by 1. SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore*, "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts, and SOS: Lion Ted Cruz at 28:37 (Piledriver thru Table) by 1. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 20:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 6. |
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Card 15: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 1,595) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd over SOS/PERFECT: Moscow Mike at 28:47 (Disqualification: refused to break choke) (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd outmuscled SOS: Biggs Carpathian at 7:52 (Ghetto Dope) by 17 (non-title). SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed SOS: Mitch Please at 28:18 (What's an Ospreay?) by 4. EDGE: Bad News Boyd decked Ulysses S. Granite at 5:20 (Spinning Back Fist) by 93 (non-title). SOS: "Sure Thing" Will Dew pinned EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 28:37 (Big Willie Style) by 5. West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse pinned SOS: Richie Rouge at 23:30 (Warcry Spear) by 7. SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: "Sure Thing" Will Dew, and Masked Millionaire #25* at 29:23 (Piledriver thru Table) by 3. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 defeated SOS: Norvell Austin at 30:41 (Cobra Clutch) by 5. |
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Card 16: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 8,449) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd outmuscled NFG: Sim Sim Ala Singh at 15:54 (Ghetto Dope) by 22 (non-title). Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:55 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 3. SOS: Norvell Austin over SOS: The Word at 13:25 (Count Out). SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo destroyed Ulysses S. Granite at 6:27 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97. EDGE: Bad News Boyd pinned VOT*: Suge Marion Knight at 11:51 (Ghetto Dope) by 16 (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd over IMT/ARMY: Cheese Syndrome at 8:53 (Count Out) (non-title). League Six-man titles: SOS: Professor URN Payne*, SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher overpowered SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 15:40 (The Honor Roll) by 6. Main event: VIRUS: 1601 defeated SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 50:42 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. |
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Card 17: Held in London (Attendance: 4,899) |
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SOS: Norvell Austin won over Gregor Grendel at 6:36 (Headbutt) by 97. SOS: Norvell Austin beat Harvey the Powerful at 4:33 (Headbutt) by 108. EDGE: Bad News Boyd beat SOS: The Word at 14:07 (Ghetto Dope) by 18 (non-title). SOS: Norvell Austin annihilated Damien King at 2:23 (Headbutt) by 110. SOS: Norvell Austin outmuscled E.Z. Pickens at 2:49 (Headbutt) by 98. EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated IMT/ARMY: Marks Wal-Mart Selfie at 10:42 (Ghetto Dope) by 18 (non-title). |
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Card 18: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 8,190) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed Gregor Grendel at 1:55 (Spinning Back Fist) by 94 (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd beat Harvey the Powerful at 3:42 (Spinning Back Fist) by 105 (non-title). SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo over SOS: The Word at 24:25 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). EDGE: Bad News Boyd won over Damien King at 1:46 (Spinning Back Fist) by 107 (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd overpowered E.Z. Pickens at 1:54 (Spinning Back Fist) by 95 (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd decked IMT/ARMY: Infidel at 4:07 (Ghetto Dope) by 26 (non-title). |
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Card 19: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 2,164) |
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SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo destroyed Gregor Grendel at 2:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo annihilated Harvey the Powerful at 2:58 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109. VIRUS: Maniac Misfit #1 beat SOS: The Seal of Approval at 28:51 (Boston Crab) by 4. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo bested Damien King at 1:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 111. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo destroyed E.Z. Pickens at 3:02 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99. EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane drew SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 5:03 (No Contest). |
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Battle Royal: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 7,545) |
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EDGE: Bad News Boyd grabbed $1,000 after SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands tossed him into some fans at ringside. EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West picked up a cool $1,100 after EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy hurled him into some chairs at ringside. SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands nabbed $1,200 when EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm catapulted him out. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy got $1,300 in imaginary earnings when EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm catapulted him out. SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter earned $1,400 after he was flipped out by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane. EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pocketed $1,500 when EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm flung him into his manager at ringside. EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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