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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #325 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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Card 1: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 18,872) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah beat SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 29:37 (SCORCHED!!!) by 5. Mr. Hugh Hefner pinned Gregor Grendel in 6 at 4:54 (Back Elbow Smash) by 80 (kendo stick). SOS: Mitch Please over IMT: Big Blank #4 in 13 at 4:31 (Count Out) (non-title). EDGE: Bad News Boyd bested SOS: Mitch Please at 28:20 (Ghetto Dope) by 3. SOS: Will Ostrich pinned The Destructinator in 6 at 5:37 (Ankle Lock) by 89. SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 4:29 (Ankle Lock) by 104. RAGE: "The Nomad" Jaxon Hinkley destroyed "The Grappler" George Snider at 28:04 (Total Anarchy) by 2. SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer, Extremely Tired Teacher, and Dr. D. Dogbreath* over Dr. Jack Vegas, The Masked Burglar, and Cowboy Jack* in 13 at 28:24 (Count Out). Main event: SOS: Mitch Please over EDGE: Garland Greene in 10 at 55:04 (Count Out). |
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Card 2: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 12,720) |
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Demonic Foot Doctor beat Harvey the Powerful at 9:57 (North Korean Foot Cruncher) by 19 (I quit). The Wrestling Principal outmuscled Governor Blackburn at 17:22 (Figure Four Knee Cruncher) by 9. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat IMT: Big Blank #4 at 9:16 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 20. SOS: Mitch Please outmuscled SOS: Will Ostrich at 27:44 (Mitch What?) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over Damien King in 6 at 3:17 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 1 at 10:24 (Count Out). EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett bested SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 29:32 (Time Flies) by 4. SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer, Extremely Tired Teacher, and Dr. D. Dogbreath* decked SOS: Mitch Please, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 15:55 (Superplex) by 6. Main event: SOS: Mitch Please won over SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 52:46 (Mitch What?) by 3. |
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Card 3: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 6,589) |
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Dr. Jack Krusher decked Damien King in 6 at 9:00 (Big Boot) by 40 (2 out of 3 falls). Mr. Jack Cohn over The Grappling Granpa in 4 at 3:05 (Count Out) (anything goes). SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled IMT: Big Blank #4 in 14 at 8:15 (Superplex) by 18. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy beat SOS: Mitch Please at 27:23 (To Hell and Back) by 2. SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Damien King in 6 at 4:14 (Ankle Lock) by 111. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Bob Woods, Sr. in 11 at 6:10 (Boston Crab) by 73. "Bulldog" Bill Carson over Mr. Hugh Hefner in 6 at 4:20 (Count Out) (casket). Main event: SOS: Mitch Please won over SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 38:12 (Mitch What?) by 1. |
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Card 4: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 9,988) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver tied SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 9:47 (Double Disqualification). Dr. Sam Loomis overpowered "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard at 20:39 (Haddonville Hangnail) by 7 (Extreme Rules). EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett over EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick in 13 at 9:02 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). TV title: EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett destroyed SOS: Mitch Please at 27:25 (Time Flies) by 4. Dr. Jack Vegas destroyed Dr. Blood at 19:33 (Black Jack Deathlock) by 12. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 5:53 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 80. Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog overpowered EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 29:10 (The Mauling Spear) by 2. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen destroyed SOS: Mitch Please at 45:55 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 4. |
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Card 5: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 12,072) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore won over EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 29:02 (Volkshammer) by 3. SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter annihilated EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 27:14 (25-to-life) by 4. SOS: Senor Citizen outmuscled EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 14:50 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 19. SOS: Mitch Please beat SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 16:36 (Mitch What?) by 6. EDGE: Bad News Boyd won over SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands at 29:42 (Ghetto Dope) by 2. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated General George Krueger in 6 at 3:41 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 53. Southeast title: EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West pinned SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 28:18 (Re-Animation) by 3. Main event: EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett tied SOS: Senor Citizen (Time Limit). |
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Card 6: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 12,939) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore over EDGE: Johnny-23 in 13 at 6:57 (Count Out). West Coast title: SOS: Mitch Please beat EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 28:24 (Mitch What?) by 5. SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott destroyed EDGE: Righty O'Reilly at 27:32 (No Laughing Matter) by 2. The Grappling Governor pinned Granpa Gene at 15:06 (Hammerlock) by 8. The White-Haired Crippler destroyed Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 5:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 81. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Cowboy Jack in 7 at 6:39 (Chickenwing) by 67. SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Betty Wont* destroyed SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 17:45 (To The Outhouse) by 8. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen bested SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 36:03 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 6. |
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Card 7: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 19,690) |
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Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 18:04 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 10 (Guest Referee: EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream). SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball overpowered EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 29:38 (Never Lost) by 5. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 4:11 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100. Judge Hardcastle defeated Mr. Oscar Goldman at 29:27 (Stockade Suplex) by 1. Dr. Ed Robbins drew RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy at 10:52 (No Contest) (hardcore). SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat "Battlin'" Bob Hart at 11:39 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 23. SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver* and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom outmuscled Captain Dropkick and Mr. Maneuver* in 6 at 3:56 (Fallaway Slam) by 83. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 54:16 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 1. |
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Card 8: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 6,687) |
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SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher beat SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 29:23 (Spear) by 3. SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes defeated EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 29:16 (Death Becomes Her) by 3. SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Captain Dropkick in 6 at 0:56 (Ankle Lock) by 103. EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett pinned SOS: The Seal of Approval at 29:53 (Time Flies) by 2. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 123. SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan defeated General George Krueger at 3:30 (Punk Rocker Dropper) by 105. SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts and SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball* overpowered SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 20:20 (Never Lost) by 6. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen beat EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 9:03 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 24. |
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Card 9: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 10,011) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore tied EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm (Time Limit). Southwest title: EDGE: Swamp Thing decked SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 23:43 (Spear) by 7. General George Krueger annihilated Captain Dropkick at 2:42 (4-Star Deathlock) by 110. SOS: Senor Citizen destroyed Mr. Jack McDonald in 6 at 4:04 (Ankle Lock) by 86. SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:40 (Ankle Lock) by 126. SOS: Will Ostrich over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 1 at 6:13 (Count Out). "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin* and Dr. Sam Loomis decked Mr. Joe Seider and "Battlin'" Bob Hart* in 8 at 7:40 (Spinning Back Fist) by 15. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen beat SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 40:21 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 6. |
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Card 10: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 9,037) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 4:29 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107. SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes pinned EDGE: Diamond Dog at 8:31 (Death Becomes Her) by 16. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:54 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated Mr. Jack McDonald in 6 at 5:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83. Sen. Mitch McConnell decked Mr. Ben Cartwright at 10:36 (White House Spinning Neckbreaker) by 22. SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 29:00 (Squish an Apple) by 2. The Wrestling Principal and "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton* annihilated The Destructinator* and Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:02 (Shoulder Breaker) by 72. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen pinned SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 41:07 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 10 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm). |
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Card 11: Held in Albany (Attendance: 5,961) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 3:29 (Ankle Lock) by 110. SOS: Mitch Please over EDGE: Cyrus the Virus in 10 at 3:08 (Count Out). SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 4:26 (Ankle Lock) by 91. SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Mr. Jack McDonald in 6 at 6:46 (Ankle Lock) by 86. The Masked Burglar decked Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 6:23 (Arm Wrench) by 82 (4 corners). SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer won over SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:47 (Things Go My Way) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath* bested SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Mitch Please* at 18:42 (Superplex) by 11. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen beat EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 38:41 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 9. |
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Card 12: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 13,643) |
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Cowboy Jack overpowered Jumpin' Johnny Jinx at 6:52 (Wild Stallion Stunner) by 68. SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams bested EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 15:17 (Last Resort) by 21. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 4:33 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112. SOS: Senor Citizen outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa in 10 at 29:48 (Spinning Back Fist) by 4. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99. "Battlin'" Bob Hart annihilated Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 4:47 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94 (bullrope). League Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic* pinned SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Mitch Please* at 11:38 (Superplex) by 13. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen decked EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 51:33 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 2. |
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Card 13: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 16,524) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 27:30 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 2. SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious over EDGE: Cyrus the Virus in 10 at 4:17 (Count Out). SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 4:57 (Ankle Lock) by 115. Great Lakes title: EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane pinned SOS: Senor Citizen at 28:21 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 1. SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:12 (Ankle Lock) by 102. "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton won over "The Grappler" George Snider at 15:04 (Bone Chillin' Backbreaker) by 9 (ambulance). SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* pinned SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Mitch Please* at 22:52 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 9. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen won over SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 46:51 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 3. |
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Card 14: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 15,944) |
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"Beautiful" Bob Newhart over Mr. Joe Seider in 5 at 5:34 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (Hell in a Cell). Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Ricki Starr bested EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 12:38 (Starr Cast) by 22. SOS: Betty Wont defeated SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 27:50 (To The Outhouse) by 1. SOS: Senor Citizen bested SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:11 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 2. Bob Patterson won over Dr. Blood at 21:13 (Torture Rack) by 7. EDGE: Bad News Boyd annihilated SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 29:05 (Ghetto Dope) by 4. SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Mitch Please* at 16:55 (Things Go My Way) by 9. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen defeated SOS: Norvell Austin at 29:52 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 7. |
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Card 15: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 18,904) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin beat EDGE: Garland Greene at 28:10 (Black Scorpion Deathlock) by 1 (non-title). SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 12:50 (Warcry Spear) by 14. SOS: Betty Wont beat The Grappling Governor in 13 at 15:42 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 22. Granpa Sam defeated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 5:10 (Headbutt) by 82. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned The Grappling Granpa in 12 at 3:46 (Spinebuster) by 85. SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Bob Woods, Sr. in 11 at 5:49 (Boston Crab) by 73. SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Mitch Please* over General George Krueger and Governor Blackburn* in 6 at 0:54 (Count Out). Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 58:10 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 3. |
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Card 16: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 9,121) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin over Mr. Jack McDonald in 2 at 7:20 (Disqualification: hit ref) (TLC). Central Plains title: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary decked SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 18:30 (Spear) by 6. SOS: The Yeti drew EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 0:55 (No Contest). EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett beat SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 29:34 (Time Flies) by 5 (non-title). The Grappling Granpa outmuscled Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 4:51 (Shoulder Breaker) by 68 (first blood). "Battlin'" Bob Hart bested Bob Woods, Sr. in 11 at 5:55 (Death Valley Driver) by 62. SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Mitch Please* at 27:44 (Superplex) by 3. Main event: SOS: Senor Citizen bested SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 22:54 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 7. |
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Card 17: Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 5,183) |
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NME: The Stunted Superstar decked Arizona Sheriff #2 at 27:44 (The Stunted Stunner) by 3 (barbed-wire). SOS: Senor Citizen decked SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore in 10 at 28:32 (Spinning Back Fist) by 4. SOS: Senor Citizen annihilated SOS: Mitch Please at 28:45 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 4 (non-title). East Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez beat SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 27:23 (Loco-Motive) by 2. SOS: Will Ostrich beat The Grappling Granpa in 7 at 5:30 (Chickenwing) by 40. SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 3:36 (Ankle Lock) by 83. SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes* over Mr. Jack McDonald and Bob Patterson* in 7 at 4:35 (Count Out). |
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Card 18: Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 15,450) |
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Dr. George Carlsson defeated Arizona Sheriff #2 at 15:50 (Carlsson Clutch) by 7. SOS: Xsane outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 28:03 (Spear) by 5. SOS: Mitch Please pinned SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 27:56 (Mitch What?) by 4. SOS: The Uninvited House Guest decked SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 28:21 (Spear) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over E.Z. Pickens in 1 at 3:21 (Count Out). SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered General George Krueger in 6 at 5:07 (Ankle Lock) by 56. TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Ricki Starr* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez beat SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 15:13 (Starr Cast) by 10 (Guest Referee: Granpa Sam). |
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Card 19: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 18,840) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Gregor Grendel in 6 at 4:15 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90. SOS: Lil Italy decked SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 28:44 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 3. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black destroyed SOS: Mitch Please at 28:39 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 1. EDGE: Bad News Boyd decked SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 27:10 (Ghetto Dope) by 4. SOS: Will Ostrich over E.Z. Pickens in 1 at 3:46 (Count Out). SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Cowboy Jack in 7 at 5:27 (Chickenwing) by 70. SOS: Mitch Please, Xsane, and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* over Arizona Sheriff #2, Arizona Sheriff #1, and Bob Woods, Sr.* in 14 at 6:47 (Count Out). |
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Card 20: Held in the East End of London (Attendance: 15,684) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Gregor Grendel in 6 at 5:04 (Ankle Lock) by 93. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 28:33 (To Hell and Back) by 5. SOS: Mitch Please won over SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 29:21 (Mitch What?) by 2. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over The Destructinator in 6 at 4:35 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 86. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 2:31 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101. SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Battlin'" Bob Hart in 8 at 15:38 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 8. Dr. Blood, Mr. Ben Cartwright, and The Grappling Governor* over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl, Ulysses S. Granite, and Vinnie "The Lock" Smith* in 1 at 29:22 (Count Out). |
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Battle Royal: Held in Osaka (Attendance: 12,422) |
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Mr. Jack McDonald grabbed $1,000 after getting hurled through the ropes by Mr. Hugh Hefner. Fr. James LaCrosse collected $1,100 after he was thrown over the turnbuckle by General George Krueger. Mr. Bob Barker picked up $1,200 when VU: Xtreme Warrior catapulted him outside the ring. Demonic Foot Doctor collected $1,300 in imaginary money after he was thrown into his manager at ringside by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett. The Coroner was awarded $1,400 after getting thrown out by Dr. Blood. Mr. Joe Seider was awarded $1,500 when he was thrown out by Mr. Hugh Hefner. General George Krueger made $1,600 when Vince McMahon, Sr. catapulted him into some fans at ringside. The Grappling Governor earned $1,700 after he got catapulted outside the ring by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane. "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin was awarded $1,800 when he got flipped between the ropes by Mr. Ben Matlock. Vince McMahon, Sr. picked up $1,900 when he was thrown out by The Masked Burglar. Mr. Ben Matlock collected $2,000 after he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett. Dr. Blood nabbed $2,100 in imaginary earnings after "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton threw him out of the ring. The Masked Burglar pocketed $2,200 after he was catapulted over the top rope by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West. VU: Xtreme Warrior received a cool $2,300 after getting thrown onto the announcer's table by Granpa Gene. The Widower got $2,400 after being thrown over the turnbuckle by EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy. Mr. Hugh Hefner pocketed $2,500 in imaginary earnings when "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton threw him outside the ring. Granpa Gene collected $2,600 in imaginary money when SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver flung him out of the ring. "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton was given $2,700 in imaginary money after EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West tossed him out. EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm grabbed $2,800 when he was thrown outside the ring by EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy. Bud Crane, Sr. was given an imaginary $2,900 when he was flung into his manager at ringside by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett. SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver gained a quick $3,000 in imaginary money when he got thrown outside the ring by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane. SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts pocketed a quick $3,100 after EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy threw him into his manager at ringside. EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West was paid $3,200 after getting hurled out of the ring by EDGE: Bad News Boyd. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy collected $3,300 when he got thrown out by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett. EDGE: Bad News Boyd was paid $3,400 after he was hurled out by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane. EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett took home $3,500 when he was flipped onto the announcer's table by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane. EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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