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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #346 -- SPRING 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Seville (Attendance: 2,452) |
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SOS/GHETTO: Scorched Earth Messiah drew Æ: Unleashed Fury (Time Limit).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked "Battlin' Bruiser" Ben Matlock in 12 at 2:31 (Boston Crab) by 157.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over Captain Dropkick in 1 at 1:31 (Count Out).
SOS: Betty Wont tied SOS: Will Ostrich at 6:33 (Double Disqualification).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested The Destructinator in 6 at 1:26 (Ankle Lock) by 108.
SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse beat Æ: Mike Misfit at 27:00 (Warcry Spear) by 1.
SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 4 at 4:52 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball pinned SOS: Betty Wont at 52:11 (Never Lost) by 3. |
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| Card 2: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 8,482) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Bob Orton, Sr. in 6 at 4:07 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated "Battlin' Bruiser" Ben Matlock at 0:22 (What's an Ospreay?) by 144.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Captain Dropkick in 1 at 6:08 (Count Out).
SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath won over SOS: Betty Wont at 29:27 (Spear) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over The Destructinator in 8 at 1:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 122.
Mid-Atlantic title: Æ: Maniac Misfit #1 over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 2 at 1:17 (Count Out).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #3 over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 7 at 3:28 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: The Seal of Approval bested SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 52:43 (Thumbs Up) by 4. |
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| Card 3: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 6,490) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Bob Orton, Sr. in 14 at 1:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 138.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:09 (Ankle Lock) by 96.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 2:23 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream decked SOS: Betty Wont at 22:54 (TBD) by 9.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Damien King in 6 at 0:30 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
Æ: Maniac Misfit #1 bested SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 19:59 (Boston Crab) by 9 (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: Bruiser Dog bested SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 15:39 (The Mauling Spear) by 20.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts over SOS: The Seal of Approval in 9 at 4:36 (Count Out). |
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| Card 4: Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 4,709) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled Chief Bill Gillespie at 0:50 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 146.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Gregor Grendel in 3 at 0:56 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed Harvey the Powerful in 8 at 1:38 (Cross-Armbar) by 89.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Echo over SOS: Betty Wont in 4 at 7:12 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Damien King in 6 at 4:42 (Ankle Lock) by 83.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 4:02 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 3 at 4:38 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 52:08 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Chickasaw County (Attendance: 6,403) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Chief Bill Gillespie at 4:32 (What's an Ospreay?) by 116.
West Coast title: Æ: Billy Bedlam outmuscled Æ: Violator at 28:00 (Spear) by 2.
Southeast title: SOS/GHETTO: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter pinned Æ: Mike Misfit at 28:30 (25-to-life) by 3.
SOS: The Seal of Approval annihilated SOS: The Yeti at 28:19 (Thumbs Up) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:32 (Ankle Lock) by 134.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 6:59 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes beat SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 27:13 (Death Becomes Her) by 3.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 2 at 5:01 (Count Out). |
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| Card 6: Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 9,937) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver over SOS: Mitch Please in 4 at 3:26 (Count Out).
Southwest title: Æ: Swamp Thing defeated SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 16:46 (Spear) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:05 (Ankle Lock) by 123.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over SOS: Mitch Please in 2 at 7:10 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:25 (Ankle Lock) by 121.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Æ: Maniac Misfit #2 at 28:06 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Ricki Starr over Æ: Garland Greene and Diamond Dog* in 13 at 18:49 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over SOS: Mitch Please in 2 at 6:09 (Count Out). |
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| Card 7: Held in Rome (Attendance: 2,431) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Fr. Bud Masters in 6 at 5:39 (Ankle Lock) by 90.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled Halloween Kid in 6 at 5:43 (Ankle Lock) by 81.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 8 at 0:19 (Cross-Armbar) by 126.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane over SOS: Mitch Please in 3 at 7:02 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 4:43 (Ankle Lock) by 110.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:16 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver and SOS: Senor Citizen* over Æ: Garland Greene and Diamond Dog* in 14 at 1:04 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Æ: Unleashed Fury at 50:08 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 5. |
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| Card 8: Held in Boise (Attendance: 5,774) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich over Fr. Bud Masters in 4 at 5:34 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich beat Halloween Kid in 8 at 5:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 81.
Æ: Lefty O'Leary over SOS: The Seal of Approval in 3 at 2:24 (Count Out).
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom over SOS: Mitch Please in 2 at 2:26 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 8:42 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 19:02 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore and SOS: The Uninvited House Guest* over Æ: Garland Greene and Diamond Dog* in 14 at 5:00 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 27:05 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 9. |
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| Card 9: Held in Avila (Attendance: 2,443) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 27:06 (Volkshammer) by 4.
Æ: Mike Misfit decked Æ: Garland Greene at 28:25 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 3.
SOS: Mitch Please decked SOS: Betty Wont at 29:11 (Mitch What?) by 4.
NME: Minister Moonsault over SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball in 3 at 5:38 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 3:05 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 8 at 3:49 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
SOS/GHETTO: "Punisher" Desperation Williams* and SOS: Lil Italy over Æ: Garland Greene* and Diamond Dog in 12 at 6:55 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Æ: Mike Misfit at 36:47 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 9,869) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 1 at 5:28 (Count Out).
Æ: Diamond Dog pinned SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 27:32 (Spear) by 5.
NME: Minister Moonsault over SOS: Betty Wont in 3 at 6:39 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: Chupacabra 666 over SOS: The Seal of Approval in 6 at 5:30 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled Æ: Unleashed Fury at 15:58 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 7.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer decked SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 17:17 (Things Go My Way) by 9.
TV Tag-team titles: EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #2* and Masked Terror beat Æ: Garland Greene and Diamond Dog* at 11:09 (Spear) by 22.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 32:21 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Montreal (Attendance: 7,490) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich over Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 1 at 0:57 (Count Out).
Æ: Cyrus the Virus decked Æ: Unleashed Fury at 29:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: The Seal of Approval overpowered SOS: Betty Wont at 16:27 (Thumbs Up) by 7.
SOS: The Seal of Approval destroyed SOS: Xsane at 19:38 (Thumbs Up) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over Zoe Washburne in 9 at 7:29 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Æ: Violator decked SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 28:58 (Spear) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* outmuscled Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick and Righty O'Reilly* at 10:39 (Spear) by 12.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Æ: Violator at 27:52 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 5. |
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| Card 12: Held in Lima (Attendance: 2,581) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts outmuscled Æ: Righty O'Reilly at 28:13 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 2.
Æ: Violator bested SOS/GHETTO: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 27:19 (Spear) by 2.
TV title: Æ: Mike Misfit over SOS: Betty Wont in 5 at 12:06 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa over SOS: The Seal of Approval in 5 at 28:16 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled "Iceman" Jack Krueger in 6 at 1:13 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
SOS: Ricki Starr pinned Æ: Unleashed Fury at 28:16 (Starr Cast) by 1.
Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick and Righty O'Reilly* bested Æ: Garland Greene and Diamond Dog* at 29:56 (Spear) by 4.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 38:20 (Vicious Moonsault) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Salem (Attendance: 9,938) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts tied SOS/GHETTO: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 22:36 (Double Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands defeated "Bone Breaker" Bob Barker in 6 at 1:52 (Ankle Lock) by 99.
SOS/GHETTO: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble over SOS: Betty Wont in 4 at 10:11 (Count Out).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd over SOS: The Seal of Approval in 3 at 2:47 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 8 at 1:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 123.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #2 pinned Æ: Unleashed Fury at 29:14 (Spear) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* decked Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick and Righty O'Reilly* at 18:58 (Spear) by 12.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious over EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream in 8 at 1:30 (Disqualification: nail file). |
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| Card 14: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 3,077) |
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Æ: Mike Misfit bested SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 27:41 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 1 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Bone Breaker" Bob Barker in 8 at 1:22 (Cross-Armbar) by 107.
SOS/GHETTO: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan over SOS: Betty Wont in 4 at 17:25 (Count Out).
Central Plains title: Æ: 1601 over SOS: The Seal of Approval in 3 at 19:22 (Count Out).
SOS: Lil Italy pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 19:44 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 6.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett beat Æ: Unleashed Fury at 29:41 (Time Flies) by 3.
League Tag-team titles: SOS/GHETTO: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* won over Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick and Righty O'Reilly* at 15:48 (Things Go My Way) by 20.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious won over SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 39:03 (Vicious Moonsault) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore). |
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| Card 15: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 4,593) |
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Æ: 1601 destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 27:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 (non-title).
Northeast title: Æ: Johnny-23 over SOS: Mitch Please in 5 at 2:48 (Count Out).
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen destroyed SOS: Betty Wont at 29:04 (Tuna Forever) by 4.
Æ: Violator outmuscled SOS: Senor Citizen at 28:06 (Spear) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Mr. Maneuver in 8 at 2:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
Æ: Maniac Misfit #2 bested SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: Chupacabra 666 and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic* overpowered Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick and Righty O'Reilly* at 14:47 (Spear) by 14.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious destroyed SOS: Norvell Austin at 24:41 (Vicious Moonsault) by 22. |
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| Card 16: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 5,006) |
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SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts destroyed EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 29:53 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 2.
Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 5 at 3:23 (Count Out).
Æ: Violator over SOS: Betty Wont in 3 at 2:49 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Punisher" Desperation Williams over SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath in 4 at 11:24 (Count Out).
Æ: Mike Misfit decked SOS: Richie Rouge at 7:40 (Superplex Off Top Rope) by 27.
Zoe Washburne over SOS: Will Ostrich in 3 at 1:25 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #2* and Masked Terror over Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick and Righty O'Reilly* in 12 at 2:32 (Disqualification: hit ref).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 51:58 (Vicious Moonsault) by 4. |
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| Card 17: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 2,851) |
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East Coast title: SOS: The Uninvited House Guest annihilated SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:03 (Spear) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 29:47 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 4.
Æ: Unleashed Fury over SOS: Betty Wont in 5 at 0:49 (Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask at 28:07 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 1.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror decked Æ: Mike Misfit at 29:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Iceman" Jack Krueger in 6 at 4:16 (Ankle Lock) by 88.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #3, Masked Terror #2*, and Masked Terror won over Æ: Cyrus the Virus*, Johnny-23, and "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick in 7 at 14:40 (European Uppercut) by 13. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 1,447) |
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EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream was paid $1,000 when he was thrown over the top rope by SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore.
SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore won $1,100 when Æ: 1601 hurled him onto the steps.
SOS/GHETTO: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver was awarded $1,200 when he was thrown onto the concrete floor by Æ: Unleashed Fury.
Æ: Unleashed Fury snatched $1,300 after getting thrown outside the ring by Æ: Violator.
Æ: Violator picked up $1,400 when Æ: 1601 threw him out of the ring.
Æ: 1601 won the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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