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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #316 -- SUMMER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 7,507) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah drew SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver (Time Limit).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 27:56 (Warcry Spear) by 2.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus won over "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard in 9 at 6:09 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.
SOS: Will Ostrich over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 0:51 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 29:17 (Cradle Suplex) by 5 (non-title).
"TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard bested Sen. Mitch McConnell at 6:41 (Lights... Camera... Boston Crab!) by 28 (TLC).
"Bone Crusher" Bob Britton beat Dr. Wrestling in 12 at 3:56 (Cobra Clutch) by 109 (bullrope).
Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson, "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle*, and Mr. Hugh Hefner overpowered Captain Dropkick*, Vince McMahon, Sr., and Bud Crane, Sr. at 12:09 (Big Splash) by 17.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge destroyed SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 52:55 (Squish an Apple) by 5. |
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| Card 2: Held in Gander (Attendance: 13,403) |
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EDGE: Cyrus the Virus over Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 2 at 7:58 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
EDGE: Swamp Thing bested SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 29:51 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett decked EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 29:05 (Time Flies) by 1.
"The Grappler" George Snider over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 7 at 6:10 (Disqualification: razor in boot) (ambulance).
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins beat SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 27:24 (Downward Spiral) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse won over SOS: Lil Italy at 27:30 (Warcry Spear) by 2.
The Grappling Governor defeated The Widower in 6 at 2:19 (Shoulder Breaker) by 92.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom*, and Extremely Tired Teacher over Dr. Blood, The Grappling Governor*, and Mr. Oscar Goldman in 8 at 7:21 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge destroyed SOS: The Seal of Approval at 57:14 (Squish an Apple) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in New York City (Attendance: 6,098) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 5:04 (Headbutt) by 60.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest won over EDGE: Swamp Thing at 20:24 (Cradle Suplex) by 6.
SOS: The Seal of Approval annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 17:20 (Thumbs Up) by 7.
EDGE: Lefty O'Leary tied SOS: The Seal of Approval (Time Limit).
Southwest title: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball defeated SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 28:30 (Never Lost) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:32 (Headbutt) by 116.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard in 9 at 6:47 (Headlock) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom*, and Extremely Tired Teacher drew SOS: Ricki Starr*, SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog, and SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 9:26 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge beat SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 31:50 (Squish an Apple) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 18,516) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 4:05 (Chickenwing) by 63.
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Garland Greene outmuscled SOS: The Yeti at 29:57 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett beat EDGE: Johnny-23 at 28:55 (Time Flies) by 1.
West Coast title: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 27:54 (Cradle Suplex) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins outmuscled CURE: Violator in 8 at 23:31 (Spinning Back Fist) by 8 (Guest Referee: The Destructinator).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:07 (Chickenwing) by 119.
The Masked Burglar over Governor Blackburn in 3 at 3:23 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Ricki Starr, SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog, and SOS: The Uninvited House Guest* won over Sen. Mitch McConnell, Governor Blackburn, and Dr. George Carlsson* in 6 at 6:18 (Chickenwing) by 56.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge destroyed SOS: The Yeti at 16:09 (Squish an Apple) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 11,184) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver overpowered EDGE: Cyrus the Virus at 29:19 (Piledriver thru Table) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black defeated EDGE: Garland Greene at 27:07 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 1.
NME: "The Crusher" Craig Savage annihilated Dr. Ed Robbins at 1:13 (The Crusher Crab) by 105 (4 corners).
SOS: The Seal of Approval decked SOS: Betty Wont at 15:53 (Thumbs Up) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins annihilated SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 28:26 (Downward Spiral) by 1.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 destroyed SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 29:52 (Boston Crab) by 2.
EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett beat SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 28:25 (Time Flies) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 34:16 (Squish an Apple) by 6. |
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| Card 6: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 17,202) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver won over EDGE: Johnny-23 at 28:08 (Piledriver thru Table) by 1.
EDGE: Diamond Dog defeated SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 27:46 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered IMT: Big Blank #4 at 7:25 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 32.
SOS: The Yeti overpowered SOS: Mitch Please at 27:23 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins tied EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm (Time Limit).
Mr. Hugh Hefner destroyed Mr. Ben Cartwright at 5:51 (Playboy Powerlock) by 53 (arm wrestling).
Vince McMahon, Sr. destroyed The Widower at 7:34 (Spinning Neckbreaker) by 27 (blood feud).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge beat EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 48:09 (Squish an Apple) by 8 (Guest Referee: The White-Haired Crippler). |
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| Card 7: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 19,361) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott bested SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 28:53 (No Laughing Matter) by 2.
EDGE: Diamond Dog overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 27:51 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated IMT: Big Blank #4 in 6 at 13:06 (Chickenwing) by 14.
SOS: The Yeti pinned SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 29:17 (Cradle Suplex) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins bested EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 28:44 (Downward Spiral) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 0:58 (Headbutt) by 104.
Dr. George Carlsson overpowered "The Grappler" George Snider at 10:45 (Carlsson Clutch) by 11.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge won over SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 23:38 (Squish an Apple) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen). |
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| Card 8: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 9,289) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver overpowered CURE: 1601 at 28:56 (Piledriver thru Table) by 1.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus decked IMT: Big Blank #4 in 14 at 11:18 (Cradle Suplex) by 23.
EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 29:37 (Figure Four) by 3 (non-title).
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen decked SOS: The Yeti at 29:45 (Tuna Forever) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked The Destructinator in 6 at 3:54 (Headbutt) by 99.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 1:56 (Chickenwing) by 107.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest overpowered EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 29:36 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 34:01 (Squish an Apple) by 6. |
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| Card 9: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 19,252) |
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SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom pinned SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 27:57 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus decked Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:54 (Spinning Back Fist) by 113.
Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 27:25 (Figure Four) by 3.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 destroyed SOS: The Yeti at 27:04 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over The Destructinator in 6 at 2:01 (Chickenwing) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 5:25 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Bud Crane, Sr. over Dr. George Carlsson in 8 at 4:00 (Disqualification: nail file).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 32:09 (Squish an Apple) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Paris (Attendance: 14,538) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black won over SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 18:29 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 8 (Guest Referee: Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus outmuscled Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 6:56 (Spinning Back Fist) by 85.
EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick outmuscled SOS: The Yeti at 28:26 (Figure Four) by 1.
EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane decked SOS: The Yeti at 28:05 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 6:50 (Headbutt) by 91.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 4:54 (Disqualification: hit ref).
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest annihilated SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 16:00 (Cradle Suplex) by 6 (non-title).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge defeated SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 15:15 (Squish an Apple) by 8 (Guest Referee: VU: Supreme Machine). |
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| Card 11: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 7,583) |
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EDGE: Cyrus the Virus defeated Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 3:53 (Spinning Back Fist) by 100.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus defeated "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:47 (Spinning Back Fist) by 88.
SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black annihilated EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 28:49 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 3.
SOS: The Yeti destroyed SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:39 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 6:25 (Chickenwing) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 1:43 (Headbutt) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* bested SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* at 20:28 (Figure Four) by 8 (Guest Referee: Sen. Mitch McConnell).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge beat SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 47:13 (Squish an Apple) by 7. |
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| Card 12: Held in Avila (Attendance: 15,743) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 1:50 (Headbutt) by 108.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 4:49 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams overpowered EDGE: Righty O'Reilly at 27:55 (Last Resort) by 1.
SOS: The Yeti outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 29:08 (Cradle Suplex) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Damien King in 6 at 2:05 (Headbutt) by 118.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard in 9 at 3:25 (Shoulder Breaker) by 94.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore and SOS: Mitch Please* won over SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* at 24:48 (Mitch what?) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 58:49 (Squish an Apple) by 5. |
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| Card 13: Held in Madison (Attendance: 19,822) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich bested Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:10 (Chickenwing) by 111.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus defeated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 3:29 (Spinning Back Fist) by 74.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest outmuscled EDGE: Righty O'Reilly at 16:31 (Cradle Suplex) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble).
SOS: The Seal of Approval destroyed SOS: Xsane at 27:20 (Thumbs Up) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Damien King in 6 at 4:15 (Chickenwing) by 121.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa beat SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 28:51 (Cigar Ash) by 1.
The White-Haired Crippler* and Mr. Maneuver overpowered Jumpin' Johnny Jinx and Bob Patterson* at 8:08 (Razor Wire Lariat) by 20.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge pinned SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 28:39 (Squish an Apple) by 5. |
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| Card 14: Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 15,191) |
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EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett beat SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:02 (Time Flies) by 2.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus overpowered The Destructinator in 6 at 6:51 (Spinning Back Fist) by 91.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:51 (Headbutt) by 121.
SOS: The Seal of Approval defeated SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 28:02 (Thumbs Up) by 2.
Dr. Jack Vegas bested Vince McMahon, Sr. at 15:28 (Black Jack Deathlock) by 6 (casket).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 3:06 (Chickenwing) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic* beat SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* at 24:18 (Figure Four) by 8 (Guest Referee: The Widower).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge won over SOS: Norvell Austin at 43:32 (Squish an Apple) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 19,786) |
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Arizona Sheriff #2 defeated Fernando X. at 18:37 (Sedona Spinebuster) by 11.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus overpowered Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 6:48 (Spinning Back Fist) by 83.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:34 (Chickenwing) by 124.
Central Plains title: CURE: Unleashed Fury destroyed SOS: The Seal of Approval at 27:56 (Figure Four) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 27:28 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 5.
The Roman Crow over Mr. Oscar Goldman in 1 at 4:13 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez bested "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin and Dr. Ed Robbins* at 3:09 (Things Go My Way) by 100.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge beat SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 49:53 (Squish an Apple) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Newark (Attendance: 10,840) |
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Mr. Hugh Hefner bested "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin at 4:16 (Playboy Powerlock) by 32 (submission).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus beat Damien King in 6 at 4:43 (Spinning Back Fist) by 110.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest decked Captain Dropkick in 6 at 4:56 (Chickenwing) by 124.
SOS: The Seal of Approval destroyed EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 20:29 (Thumbs Up) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over The White-Haired Crippler in 8 at 1:54 (Spinning Back Fist) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black overpowered SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 29:54 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 5.
Dr. Jack Vegas* and "The Grappler" George Snider outmuscled Arizona Sheriff #2* and Arizona Sheriff #1 at 13:58 (Slot Machine Stunner) by 14.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 22:25 (Squish an Apple) by 10. |
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| Card 17: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 16,252) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin over Bob Patterson in 2 at 4:08 (Count Out) (hardcore).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus annihilated The White-Haired Crippler in 8 at 1:58 (Headbutt) by 100.
SOS: The Yeti defeated SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 28:07 (Cradle Suplex) by 2.
SOS: The Seal of Approval pinned SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog at 29:24 (Thumbs Up) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed The White-Haired Crippler in 6 at 1:57 (Chickenwing) by 76.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 29:42 (Cradle Suplex) by 1 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* drew SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 6:46 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 18: Held in Oshkosh (Attendance: 16,442) |
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NME: "The Viper" Vic Savage outmuscled Arizona Sheriff #1 at 6:29 (The Viper Vice-Grip) by 96 (falls count anywhere).
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus annihilated Dr. Ed Robbins at 2:31 (Figure Four) by 131.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 2:18 (Headbutt) by 93.
SOS: The Seal of Approval beat SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:39 (Thumbs Up) by 5.
The White-Haired Crippler over "Bulldog" Bill Carson in 12 at 5:52 (Disqualification: hit ref).
TV title: SOS: Will Ostrich pinned SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 15:19 (What's an Ospreay?) by 6.
League Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath* destroyed SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 29:15 (Figure Four) by 2. |
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| Card 19: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 5,689) |
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EDGE: Cyrus the Virus annihilated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 6:17 (Spinning Back Fist) by 97.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus won over "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:38 (Spinning Back Fist) by 117.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:14 (Chickenwing) by 96.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest annihilated SOS: Senor Citizen at 24:22 (Cradle Suplex) by 6.
Dr. Blood bested Dr. Ed Robbins at 21:28 (Blood Bomb) by 9.
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen overpowered Mr. Hugh Hefner at 0:38 (Tuna Forever) by 104 (non-title).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Senor Citizen* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes bested SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* at 23:07 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 10. |
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| Card 20: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 13,893) |
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Dr. Jack Vegas won over Gregor Grendel at 6:52 (Black Jack Deathlock) by 78.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus pinned Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 0:58 (Spinning Back Fist) by 108.
Northeast title: SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter destroyed EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 21:48 (25-to-life) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 3:03 (Headbutt) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Dr. Ed Robbins at 2:45 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 135.
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen defeated EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 27:14 (Tuna Forever) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* beat The Masked Burglar* and "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard at 6:38 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 26. |
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| Card 21: Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 11,354) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 4:36 (Headbutt) by 105.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus beat E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 6:18 (Spinning Back Fist) by 96.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 2:14 (Headbutt) by 96.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 3:34 (Chickenwing) by 85.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Dr. Ed Robbins in 6 at 3:23 (Chickenwing) by 72.
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen destroyed EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 27:00 (Tuna Forever) by 5.
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez destroyed SOS: Lil Italy* and SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 27:38 (Things Go My Way) by 2. |
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| Card 22: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 15,909) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 0:41 (Chickenwing) by 108.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 0:58 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:24 (Chickenwing) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott overpowered CURE: Mike Misfit at 28:06 (No Laughing Matter) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:13 (Headbutt) by 125.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo pinned SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 29:32 (Ghost Protocol) by 2.
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez defeated CURE: Maniac Misfit #1* and Maniac Misfit #2 at 28:25 (Things Go My Way) by 3. |
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| Card 23: Held in Helena (Attendance: 18,915) |
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SOS: The Seal of Approval outmuscled EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 19:24 (Thumbs Up) by 6.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus pinned Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 4:10 (Spinning Back Fist) by 100.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 1 at 7:59 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Ricki Starr won over SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 28:14 (Starr Cast) by 3.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:44 (Chickenwing) by 128.
SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered Mr. Hugh Hefner at 2:47 (Squish an Apple) by 109 (non-title).
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez defeated SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins and SOS: Lil Italy* at 17:40 (Things Go My Way) by 8 (Guest Referee: SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 8,489) |
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Mr. Oscar Goldman pocketed a quick $1,000 after getting thrown outside the ring by Governor Blackburn.
Dr. George Carlsson picked up $1,100 after he was thrown out by EDGE: Diamond Dog.
Judge Hardcastle took home $1,200 after SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts threw him out.
The White-Haired Crippler snatched $1,300 after being catapulted out of the ring by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
"The Grappler" George Snider was paid $1,400 in imaginary money when he got catapulted out by Mr. Hugh Hefner.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin was given $1,500 after being flung onto the concrete floor by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
"TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard took home $1,600 in imaginary money when he got hurled onto the concrete floor by EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick.
Governor Blackburn picked up $1,700 when he was flung out by "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton and EDGE: Righty O'Reilly.
"Bulldog" Bill Carson got a cool $1,800 when EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick threw him out.
Dr. Ed Robbins took home $1,900 when he was thrown into some fans at ringside by EDGE: Righty O'Reilly.
Granpa Gene won $2,000 when CURE: 1601 threw him out.
Vince McMahon, Sr. grabbed $2,100 after EDGE: Diamond Dog flung him onto the concrete floor.
Dr. Jack Vegas collected $2,200 when CURE: Unleashed Fury threw him out of the ring.
Mr. Ben Matlock pocketed $2,300 when EDGE: Lefty O'Leary threw him out of the ring.
Mr. Ben Cartwright collected $2,400 when EDGE: Cyrus the Virus hurled him out of the ring.
"Bone Crusher" Bob Britton snatched $2,500 after he was thrown out by EDGE: Diamond Dog.
Mr. Hugh Hefner pocketed an imaginary $2,600 after EDGE: Cyrus the Virus flipped him through the ropes.
The Masked Burglar was given $2,700 after CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 threw him onto the apron.
The Grappling Governor received $2,800 when SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts flung him out.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts made $2,900 after getting thrown out by EDGE: Righty O'Reilly.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore picked up $3,000 when EDGE: Diamond Dog threw him out.
EDGE: Righty O'Reilly was paid $3,100 in imaginary earnings when EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick flipped him into his manager at ringside.
EDGE: Diamond Dog pocketed $3,200 after EDGE: Garland Greene and EDGE: Johnny-23 threw him into some chairs at ringside.
EDGE: Garland Greene earned a cool $3,300 when CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 flipped him between the ropes.
EDGE: Johnny-23 took home $3,400 when he got thrown out of the ring by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick snatched $3,500 in imaginary money when he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick.
EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick received $3,600 after being thrown out by CURE: Maniac Misfit #2.
CURE: 1601 picked up $3,700 when he got thrown over the top rope by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
EDGE: Cyrus the Virus took home $3,800 when CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 catapulted him out.
EDGE: Lefty O'Leary grabbed $3,900 when he got tossed out of the ring by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 nabbed $4,000 when he was thrown onto the steps by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
CURE: Unleashed Fury was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 purse. |
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