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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #312 -- APRIL 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 1,700) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah destroyed NME: The Tiny Terror at 29:49 (SCORCHED!!!) by 1.
Arizona Sheriff #1 bested Dr. Jack Vegas in 9 at 10:08 (Fallaway Slam) by 27.
NME: The Poisonous Pygmy outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter at 28:29 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes annihilated NME: Minister Moonsault at 16:20 (Death Becomes Her) by 6.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver destroyed Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
SOS: Richie Rouge won over SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 22:29 (Squish an Apple) by 6.
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes drew SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 6:42 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: NME: Pastor Powerbomb bested NME: The Fresh Prince at 42:48 (The Pastor Pound) by 4. |
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| Card 2: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 6,194) |
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Arizona Sheriff #1 bested Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 9 at 9:36 (Fallaway Slam) by 34.
NME: The Savage Smurf bested SOS: Mitch Please in 8 at 16:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 7.
NME: The Poisonous Pygmy annihilated SOS: The Yeti at 28:35 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 2.
NME: Pastor Powerbomb pinned Dr. Blood at 6:45 (The Pastor Pound) by 95 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:00 (Headlock) by 121.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Doom the Beast in 6 at 7:51 (Headlock) by 15.
League Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious*, and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer over TBABIT: Steve Hewghes, David Hewghes, and "Popular" Colby Cheese* in 12 at 7:53 (Count Out).
Main event: NME: The Evil Elf over NME: Pastor Powerbomb in 12 at 5:05 (Count Out). |
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| Card 3: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 3,982) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 5:28 (Cross-Armbar) by 79.
NME: The Savage Smurf pinned SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 28:22 (The Smurf Smash) by 3.
NME: The Poisonous Pygmy overpowered SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 19:09 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 8.
SOS: Senor Citizen over NME: K.I.T.T. in 11 at 1:32 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 4:33 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
Doom the Beast defeated "The Grappler" George Snider in 6 at 3:34 (Chickenwing) by 80 (anything goes).
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious*, and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer annihilated TBABIT: "Road Trip Buddy" Phil Lee, 001010 "Mr. Code" 101110*, and Le Yeti Chauve at 6:05 (Vicious Moonsault) by 27.
Main event: NME: The Evil Elf over NME: K.I.T.T. in 9 at 3:40 (Disqualification: hidden spike). |
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| Card 4: Held in Atlanta (Attendance: 3,991) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 2:31 (Headlock) by 84.
NME: The Savage Smurf pinned SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 29:56 (The Smurf Smash) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott annihilated Dr. Jack Vegas in 9 at 2:41 (Headbutt) by 103 (casket).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 6:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 85.
VU: Widow Maker bested Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 5:39 (Chickenwing) by 77.
SOS: Richie Rouge won over NME: The Fresh Prince at 6:47 (Squish an Apple) by 39 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver, SOS: Mitch Please*, and Lil Italy over TBABIT: Steve Hewghes, David Hewghes, and "Popular" Colby Cheese* in 12 at 3:50 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
Main event: NME: The Evil Elf pinned NME: The Tiny Terror at 41:43 (The Evil Eye Gouge) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Phoenix (Attendance: 1,605) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver over NME: K.I.T.T. in 12 at 5:07 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
NME: "The Annihilator" Arn Savage overpowered Governor Blackburn in 8 at 1:16 (Cross-Armbar) by 114 (ring of fire).
SOS: Richie Rouge bested SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 21:51 (Squish an Apple) by 10.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated J.P. Wrassleman in 6 at 3:11 (Headlock) by 90.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 2:42 (Headlock) by 95.
SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 18:35 (Squish an Apple) by 12.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore*, "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott, and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath won over TBABIT: Steve Hewghes, David Hewghes*, and "Popular" Colby Cheese in 6 at 15:45 (Ankle Lock) by 10.
Main event: NME: The Evil Elf overpowered NME: The Savage Smurf at 42:28 (The Evil Eye Gouge) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 2,073) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore destroyed NME: The Savage Smurf at 18:59 (Volkshammer) by 7.
NME: Bret "The Hitman" Hart beat Dr. Blood in 6 at 2:48 (Shoulder Breaker) by 72 (first blood).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.
"The Grappler" George Snider pinned J.P. Wrassleman at 12:27 (Spinning Toehold) by 19 (submission).
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror pinned Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 1:59 (Chickenwing) by 83.
TV title: SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled NME: The Fresh Prince at 4:07 (What's an Ospreay?) by 40.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams*, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom, and Extremely Tired Teacher over TBABIT: Steve Hewghes, David Hewghes*, and "Popular" Colby Cheese in 10 at 23:56 (Disqualification: nail file).
Main event: NME: The Poisonous Pygmy bested NME: The Evil Elf at 33:45 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 2. |
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| Card 7: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 1,542) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore annihilated SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 24:05 (Volkshammer) by 9.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over Gregor Grendel in 6 at 2:44 (Cross-Armbar) by 100.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 6:20 (Headlock) by 99.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled The Destructinator in 6 at 4:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
Governor Blackburn beat Mr. Ben Cartwright at 12:22 (Governor Deathlock) by 23.
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo outmuscled NME: The Fresh Prince in 10 at 13:58 (Ankle Lock) by 15.
TBABIT: "Road Trip Buddy" Phil Lee, 001010 "Mr. Code" 101110*, and Le Yeti Chauve pinned TBABIT: Steve Hewghes*, David Hewghes, and "Popular" Colby Cheese at 27:05 (Backbreaker) by 4.
Main event: NME: The Poisonous Pygmy bested NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage at 51:59 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 8,256) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed Gregor Grendel in 6 at 3:29 (Headlock) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 82.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked The Destructinator in 6 at 3:08 (Headlock) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 2:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 113.
"The Grappler" George Snider over Dr. George Carlsson in 2 at 4:57 (Disqualification: used powder) (cage).
Mr. Ben Cartwright*, The Roman Crow, and Dr. George Carlsson outmuscled TBABIT: Steve Hewghes*, David Hewghes, and "Popular" Colby Cheese at 29:11 (Atomic Drop) by 1.
Main event: NME: The Poisonous Pygmy outmuscled NME: Minister Moonsault at 37:20 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 10. |
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| Card 9: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 3,195) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich bested Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:42 (Headlock) by 104.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore tied NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage (Time Limit).
SOS: Will Ostrich beat "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 3:23 (Headlock) by 87.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over Ulysses S. Granite in 1 at 27:06 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich decked E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 2:48 (Headlock) by 118.
Bud Crane, Sr. defeated The Widower at 9:12 (Kosovo Knee Crank) by 36.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver, SOS: Mitch Please*, and Lil Italy won over TBABIT: "Road Trip Buddy" Phil Lee*, 001010 "Mr. Code" 101110, and Le Yeti Chauve in 12 at 16:51 (Boston Crab) by 12.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore pinned NME: The Poisonous Pygmy at 37:36 (Volkshammer) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 1,758) |
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NME: The Poisonous Pygmy pinned SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:50 (The Poisonous Powerbomb) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver pinned Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:24 (Cross-Armbar) by 116.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 3:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Ulysses S. Granite in 1 at 5:05 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 5:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 97.
Dr. George Carlsson decked "Bulldog" Bill Carson at 13:21 (Carlsson Clutch) by 18 (TLC).
TBABIT: "Road Trip Buddy" Phil Lee, 001010 "Mr. Code" 101110, and Le Yeti Chauve* over "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin*, Dr. Blood, and Governor Blackburn in 7 at 4:25 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 57:19 (Squish an Apple) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Warsaw (Attendance: 1,141) |
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Fernando X. over Arizona Sheriff #2 in 4 at 7:15 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:46 (Headlock) by 121.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 3:45 (Headlock) by 117.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered Damien King in 6 at 1:46 (Cross-Armbar) by 110.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 0:40 (Headlock) by 102.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Richie Rouge* bested SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts* and SOS: Senor Citizen at 27:34 (Squish an Apple) by 1.
Arizona Sheriff #2, Arizona Sheriff #1*, and The Widower won over Captain Dropkick*, Ulysses S. Granite, and Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 9 at 7:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 62.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 16:44 (Squish an Apple) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Destin (Attendance: 9,744) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver won over Fernando X. in 6 at 5:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 78.
Great Lakes title: SOS: The Seal of Approval destroyed NME: The Tiny Terror at 15:39 (Thumbs Up) by 8.
The Widower won over "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl at 10:16 (The Widow Lock) by 49.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Damien King in 6 at 4:31 (Headlock) by 115.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 4:57 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled Dr. Blood and The Widower* in 6 at 4:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 64.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore*, "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott, and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath bested TBABIT: "Road Trip Buddy" Phil Lee*, 001010 "Mr. Code" 101110, and Le Yeti Chauve in 6 at 19:19 (Ankle Lock) by 9.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge annihilated SOS: Norvell Austin at 33:57 (Squish an Apple) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Mission (Attendance: 9,553) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich bested Fernando X. in 6 at 2:00 (Headlock) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated NME: The Tiny Terror at 28:19 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 1.
NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage annihilated SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 29:32 (The Crippling Crab) by 5.
Dr. Jack Vegas decked "Bulldog" Bill Carson at 5:04 (Black Jack Deathlock) by 29.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver defeated The Roman Crow at 6:38 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 28.
SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Richie Rouge* beat SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 27:38 (Squish an Apple) by 1.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams, SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom, and Extremely Tired Teacher* beat TBABIT: "Road Trip Buddy" Phil Lee, 001010 "Mr. Code" 101110*, and Le Yeti Chauve at 7:31 (Superplex) by 30.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 37:11 (Squish an Apple) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 3,466) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin annihilated Arizona Sheriff #2 at 6:41 (Black Scorpion Deathlock) by 63.
SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic overpowered NME: The Tiny Terror at 27:09 (Cradle Suplex) by 1.
NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage annihilated Dr. Jack Vegas in 9 at 1:23 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 105 (Hell in a Cell).
East Coast title: SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver over NME: K.I.T.T. in 11 at 4:01 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver decked Doom the Beast in 13 at 6:29 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 29.
Jumpin' Johnny Jinx and "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin* over "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle and "The Grappler" George Snider* in 9 at 14:40 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 40:23 (Squish an Apple) by 2. |
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| Card 15: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 9,867) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin won over Mr. Ben Cartwright at 7:06 (Black Scorpion Deathlock) by 32 (falls count anywhere).
NME: The Evil Elf decked SOS: Betty Wont at 28:25 (The Evil Eye Gouge) by 3.
NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage overpowered SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 27:54 (The Crippling Crab) by 4.
SOS: The Uninvited House Guest over NME: K.I.T.T. in 6 at 5:26 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa over NME: The Fresh Prince in 13 at 4:53 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts* and SOS: Senor Citizen tied SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge defeated SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 49:55 (Squish an Apple) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 1,895) |
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RAGE: The Kash King over "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin in 4 at 15:22 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
NME: The Evil Elf overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 28:34 (The Evil Eye Gouge) by 4.
NME: "The Crippler" Chris Savage decked SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 28:42 (The Crippling Crab) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:43 (Cross-Armbar) by 125.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 1:36 (Headlock) by 116.
"The Grappler" George Snider* and Bud Crane, Sr. bested Arizona Sheriff #2 and Governor Blackburn* at 10:59 (Flying Tackle) by 14.
Main event: SOS: Richie Rouge annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 29:21 (Squish an Apple) by 8. |
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| Card 17: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 5,476) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin defeated The Widower at 5:18 (Black Scorpion Deathlock) by 51.
Central Plains title: SOS: Xsane beat NME: The Evil Elf at 27:34 (Figure Four) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott annihilated NME: Minister Moonsault at 22:43 (No Laughing Matter) by 8.
SOS: Will Ostrich beat "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 2:29 (Headlock) by 130.
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Roman Crow in 9 at 2:04 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes* overpowered Dr. Jack Vegas* and Mr. Ben Cartwright in 9 at 6:58 (Headbutt) by 79. |
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| Card 18: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 8,267) |
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Arizona Sheriff #2 over "Bulldog" Bill Carson in 4 at 5:00 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog decked NME: The Evil Elf at 27:34 (The Mauling Spear) by 2.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Ricki Starr destroyed NME: Minister Moonsault at 22:51 (Starr Cast) by 10.
SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes outmuscled SOS: Lil Italy at 27:14 (Death Becomes Her) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black won over NME: The Fresh Prince at 10:14 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 31.
League Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Richie Rouge* overpowered SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* and SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 29:51 (Squish an Apple) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 4,228) |
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Mr. Oscar Goldman and Arizona Sheriff #2 grabbed $1,000 and $1,100, respectively, after being thrown out of the ring by "Bulldog" Bill Carson.
Dr. Jack Vegas was given $1,200 when he was hurled onto the apron by SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver.
"Bulldog" Bill Carson gained an imaginary $1,300 when he was catapulted into some chairs at ringside by SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts.
The Widower and Governor Blackburn pocketed $1,400 and $1,500, respectively, when both got thrown outside the ring by Vince McMahon, Sr.
Dr. George Carlsson pocketed $1,600 in imaginary money when he got catapulted onto the announcer's table by Bud Crane, Sr.
Mr. Ben Cartwright grabbed a quick $1,700 after he got flung over the top rope by "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin and Bud Crane, Sr.
"The Grappler" George Snider snatched $1,800 after Vince McMahon, Sr. hurled him between the ropes.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin earned $1,900 when he got thrown out of the ring by Bud Crane, Sr.
Dr. Blood pocketed $2,000 after Arizona Sheriff #1 tossed him out.
Vince McMahon, Sr. got a quick $2,100 when Mr. Hugh Hefner flung him outside the ring.
Mr. Hugh Hefner was awarded a quick $2,200 after Bud Crane, Sr. catapulted him outside the ring.
Bud Crane, Sr. earned $2,300 after SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver threw him out.
Arizona Sheriff #1 grabbed $2,400 in imaginary earnings when SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts flung him into his manager at ringside.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver was paid a cool $2,500 after being thrown onto the concrete floor by SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts.
SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 purse. |
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