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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #331 -- MAY 2025 |
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Card 1: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 2,297) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah beat EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 29:16 (SCORCHED!!!) by 2. SOS: Will Ostrich defeated The Toe Hold Kid in 6 at 2:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 71. EDGE: Garland Greene defeated SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 21:46 (Spinebuster) by 8. SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious bested EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 28:56 (Vicious Moonsault) by 3. SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 27:49 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 1. SOS: Will Ostrich beat "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 12 at 1:44 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 144. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy defeated SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 24:43 (To Hell and Back) by 7. Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb won over SOS: Betty Wont at 47:30 (Blind Discus Lariat) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Swamp Thing). |
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Card 2: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 9,453) |
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"Bone Crusher" Buddy Cohn over The Coroner in 5 at 5:28 (Count Out) (bullrope). Dr. Sam Loomis pinned Mr. Jack Cohn at 16:44 (Haddonville Hangnail) by 8 (Hell in a Cell). EDGE: Diamond Dog bested SOS: Betty Wont at 28:13 (Spinebuster) by 2. EDGE: Bad News Boyd destroyed EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 29:29 (Ghetto Dope) by 1. SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 29:17 (Cigar Ash) by 5. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black outmuscled Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 5:56 (Headbutt) by 99. The Widower destroyed Dr. George Carlsson at 29:14 (The Widow Lock) by 3. Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary won over SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 45:13 (Spinebuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett). |
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Card 3: Held in Houston (Attendance: 6,193) |
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The White-Haired Crippler beat Demonic Foot Doctor in 8 at 1:14 (Fallaway Slam) by 105 (hardcore). Granpa Gene bested Fr. Ed Patterson in 6 at 2:52 (Palm Strike) by 87 (TLC). EDGE: Diamond Dog bested SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 29:07 (Spinebuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Johnny-23). EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick won over SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 29:50 (Spinebuster) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black outmuscled SOS: Betty Wont at 29:55 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 5. SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 2:55 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101. SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver* and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath won over SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 27:21 (Piledriver thru Table) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan). Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary bested EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 28:27 (Spinebuster) by 5. |
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Card 4: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 3,079) |
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Dr. Jack Krusher overpowered "Beautiful" Bob Newhart at 15:29 (The Spine Stretcher) by 10 (barbed-wire). SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black outmuscled Fr. Ed Patterson in 6 at 3:55 (Headbutt) by 91. EDGE: Diamond Dog defeated SOS: Ricki Starr at 29:12 (Spinebuster) by 3. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy won over EDGE: Righty O'Reilly at 29:24 (To Hell and Back) by 3. SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled SOS: Betty Wont at 28:15 (What's an Ospreay?) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball). SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black outmuscled Tom Bradford, Sr. in 10 at 2:38 (Chickenwing) by 122. SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts* and SOS: Lil Italy beat Dr. Bob Bullard and Dr. Blood* at 7:12 (Pothole Filler) by 34. Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary beat EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 36:33 (Spinebuster) by 8. |
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Card 5: Held in Lynn (Attendance: 6,375) |
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EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy decked SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 13:07 (To Hell and Back) by 18. SOS: Will Ostrich beat Fr. Ed Patterson in 6 at 5:04 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93. EDGE: Diamond Dog destroyed SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez at 29:32 (Spinebuster) by 5. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black won over Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:03 (Headbutt) by 121. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy decked SOS: Betty Wont at 27:00 (To Hell and Back) by 3. Tom Bradford, Sr. pinned Fr. Jack Snow at 6:36 (Bradford Bear Hug) by 67. "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin and Dr. Sam Loomis* defeated "Beautiful" Bob Newhart and Mr. Joe Seider* at 18:01 (Halloween DDT) by 10. Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary annihilated EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 26:12 (Spinebuster) by 15. |
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Card 6: Held in Gander (Attendance: 1,730) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore destroyed EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 27:12 (Volkshammer) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Righty O'Reilly). SOS: Betty Wont beat Dr. Bob Bullard in 12 at 0:41 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 114 (non-title). EDGE: Cyrus the Virus annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 29:22 (Spinebuster) by 1. SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb overpowered Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:56 (Headbutt) by 125 (non-title). Judge Hardcastle destroyed "The Grappler" George Snider at 19:40 (Stockade Suplex) by 8 (4 corners). SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Tom Bradford, Sr. in 10 at 1:56 (Spinning Back Fist) by 122. Mr. Maneuver and Mr. Bob Barker* over Fr. Ed Patterson* and Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 13 at 12:57 (Count Out). Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary defeated EDGE: Johnny-23 at 17:41 (Spinebuster) by 14. |
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Card 7: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 4,989) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black overpowered Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:53 (Headbutt) by 103. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black decked Dr. Bob Bullard in 6 at 6:20 (Headbutt) by 51. EDGE: Cyrus the Virus won over SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 27:02 (Spinebuster) by 3. SOS: Will Ostrich bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 123. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy outmuscled SOS: Senor Citizen at 27:17 (To Hell and Back) by 3. Governor Blackburn annihilated The Grappling Granpa at 28:54 (Governor Deathlock) by 3. SOS: Xsane* and Jumpin Jeff Farmer destroyed Captain Dropkick and Mr. Maneuver* in 6 at 2:16 (Shoulder Breaker) by 88. Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 46:02 (Spinebuster) by 10. |
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Card 8: Held in Toronto (Attendance: 9,659) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 4:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 105. "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton defeated Dr. Bob Bullard in 6 at 4:30 (Shoulder Breaker) by 55 (razor wire). SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore won over EDGE: Johnny-23 at 28:32 (Mother Freakin' Bomb thru Tables) by 5. SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott tied SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 14:02 (Double Disqualification). SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom bested SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 27:45 (Spinebuster) by 2. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black overpowered E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 0:49 (Headbutt) by 106. SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts* and SOS: Lil Italy bested SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 19:35 (Pothole Filler) by 8. Main event: EDGE: Lefty O'Leary overpowered EDGE: Diamond Dog at 40:25 (Spinebuster) by 6. |
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Card 9: Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 9,564) |
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Fr. James LaCrosse destroyed "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard at 28:15 (Good Friday Full Nelson) by 1. SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Dr. Bob Bullard in 12 at 2:45 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 118. SOS: Betty Wont overpowered EDGE: Johnny-23 at 20:54 (To The Outhouse) by 6. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black outmuscled Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 1:49 (Headbutt) by 95. Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett defeated SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 21:58 (Time Flies) by 10. SOS: Will Ostrich bested E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 3:36 (Pumphandle Slam) by 108. SOS: Mitch Please and Big Baller Lavar Ball* outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 19:06 (Never Lost) by 7. Main event: EDGE: Garland Greene annihilated EDGE: Lefty O'Leary at 45:43 (Spinebuster) by 1. |
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Card 10: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 9,334) |
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EDGE: Johnny-23 won over SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 19:21 (Spinebuster) by 6. West Coast title: EDGE: Billy Bedlam won over SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 21:03 (Spinebuster) by 8. SOS: The Yeti overpowered EDGE: Johnny-23 at 24:07 (Spinebuster) by 8. Mr. Jim Rockford over Harvey the Powerful in 2 at 12:17 (Disqualification: hidden spike). SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black beat The Destructinator in 6 at 4:23 (Headbutt) by 78. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 10:33 (Count Out). SOS: Senor Citizen and Ricki Starr* overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 16:36 (Starr Cast) by 12. Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing overpowered EDGE: Garland Greene at 41:25 (Spinebuster) by 1. |
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Card 11: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 8,494) |
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Cowboy Jack defeated Mr. Joe Seider at 22:32 (Wild Stallion Stunner) by 7. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black annihilated Wild Animal Kid in 10 at 2:17 (Chickenwing) by 102. EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane destroyed EDGE: Johnny-23 at 29:36 (Welcome to the Party Pal) by 5. SOS: Will Ostrich won over Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:47 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97. SOS: Will Ostrich defeated The Destructinator in 6 at 3:32 (Pumphandle Slam) by 80. SOS: Will Ostrich over Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 1 at 8:50 (Count Out). SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams* and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 12:34 (Rise of the EBK) by 12. Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing won over SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 33:16 (Spinebuster) by 11. |
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Card 12: Held in Queens (Attendance: 8,898) |
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"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin annihilated Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 6:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 87 (cage). SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Wild Animal Kid in 6 at 7:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 59. Northeast title: SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher beat EDGE: Johnny-23 at 18:43 (Spinebuster) by 8. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black decked "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 1:04 (Headbutt) by 122. Dr. Jack Vegas pinned Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 5:01 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black defeated Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 2:47 (Headbutt) by 95. League Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher decked SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 17:16 (Vicious Moonsault) by 14. Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing bested SOS: Norvell Austin at 18:14 (Spinebuster) by 8. |
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Card 13: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 2,870) |
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Arizona Sheriff #1 bested SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 27:28 (Phoenix Palm Strike) by 4 (Guest Referee: Vince McMahon, Sr.). EDGE: Swamp Thing outmuscled SOS: Betty Wont at 24:19 (Spinebuster) by 10 (non-title). SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter pinned EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 29:37 (25-to-life) by 1. SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 3:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 124. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black destroyed Damien King in 6 at 5:59 (Headbutt) by 90. SOS: Will Ostrich beat Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 6:46 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97. SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer decked Mr. Jim Rockford and Mr. Hugh Hefner* in 6 at 12:05 (Headbutt) by 11. Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 43:26 (Spinebuster) by 1. |
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Card 14: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 3,894) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black pinned Gregor Grendel in 6 at 1:30 (Headbutt) by 94. EDGE: Swamp Thing overpowered SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 17:40 (Spinebuster) by 9. SOS: Betty Wont annihilated EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 19:00 (To The Outhouse) by 7. EDGE: Lefty O'Leary destroyed SOS: Betty Wont at 23:35 (Spinebuster) by 8. SOS: Will Ostrich over Damien King in 2 at 22:28 (Count Out). SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black annihilated Mr. Jim Rockford in 6 at 2:27 (Headbutt) by 91. SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic* and The Uninvited House Guest overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter* and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 28:04 (Spinebuster) by 5. Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 38:35 (Spinebuster) by 10. |
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Card 15: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 1,506) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Gregor Grendel in 6 at 6:34 (Pumphandle Slam) by 96. EDGE: Swamp Thing bested SOS: Richie Rouge at 27:11 (Spinebuster) by 3. SOS: Mitch Please bested EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 27:00 (Mitch What?) by 3. EDGE: Lefty O'Leary defeated SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams at 21:57 (Spinebuster) by 7. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy defeated SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands at 29:17 (To Hell and Back) by 5. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black outmuscled Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 3:23 (Headbutt) by 97. TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, "Punisher" Desperation Williams, and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom decked Wild Animal Kid, Fr. Jack Snow, and Cowboy Jack* at 10:24 (Piledriver thru Table) by 29. Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing bested SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo at 34:34 (Spinebuster) by 6. |
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Card 16: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 5,618) |
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Dr. Blood decked The Wrestling Principal at 28:03 (Blood Bomb) by 2 (Extreme Rulz). EDGE: Swamp Thing annihilated SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse at 28:42 (Spinebuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter). EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick annihilated SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 20:58 (Spinebuster) by 9. EDGE: Lefty O'Leary beat SOS: Xsane at 22:28 (Spinebuster) by 7. SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black decked "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 0:54 (Headbutt) by 116. SOS: Will Ostrich won over Mr. Jim Rockford in 6 at 5:10 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93. League Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious*, and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher won over SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver*, "Punisher" Desperation Williams, and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 28:57 (Vicious Moonsault) by 4 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Diamond Dog). Main event: EDGE: Swamp Thing pinned SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen at 24:07 (Spinebuster) by 7. |
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Card 17: Held in Managua (Attendance: 8,829) |
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The Wrestling Principal tied Mr. Hugh Hefner (Time Limit). EDGE: Garland Greene defeated SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 24:33 (Spinebuster) by 10 (non-title). Mid-Atlantic title: EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm destroyed EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 19:46 (Death from Above) by 9. EDGE: Lefty O'Leary over SOS: Lil Italy in 12 at 10:37 (Disqualification: nail file). SOS: Will Ostrich bested "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 4:05 (Pumphandle Slam) by 118. Mr. Bob Barker destroyed Dr. Wrestling at 28:22 (Price is Right DDT) by 2 (2 out of 3 falls). Arizona Sheriff #2, Arizona Sheriff #1*, and "Bone Crusher" Buddy Cohn beat Bank Robber #2, Bob Woods, Sr., and The Masked Burglar* at 23:20 (Yuma Backbreaker) by 6. |
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Card 18: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 1,580) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black overpowered The Toe Hold Kid at 1:41 (Blackout Neckbreaker) by 153. TV title: EDGE: Garland Greene pinned SOS: Betty Wont at 16:59 (Spinebuster) by 9. EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick drew SOS: Betty Wont at 3:14 (Double Count Out). EDGE: Lefty O'Leary outmuscled SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog at 29:59 (Spinebuster) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore). SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black pinned "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 12 at 1:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 147. SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 2:36 (Pumphandle Slam) by 99. SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious*, and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher beat The Wrestling Principal, Dr. Jack Vegas, and Governor Blackburn* at 17:24 (Vicious Moonsault) by 12. |
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Card 19: Held in San Francisco (Attendance: 7,643) |
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Capt. Stubing bested The Toe Hold Kid at 2:30 (Lido Deck DDT) by 61 (submission). EDGE: Garland Greene outmuscled SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 22:37 (Spinebuster) by 10. Great Lakes title: SOS: The Seal of Approval annihilated EDGE: "High Card" Ace Maverick at 28:58 (Thumbs Up) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan). EDGE: Lefty O'Leary destroyed EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 18:53 (Spinebuster) by 8. "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin over "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 1 at 4:03 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). Bob Patterson overpowered Mr. Oscar Goldman at 16:03 (Torture Rack) by 8 (4 corners). |
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Battle Royal: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 4,310) |
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Ed the Judo Instructor was paid $1,000 when EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West threw him out. Tom Bradford, Sr. nabbed $1,100 after being thrown out by Mr. Joe Seider. Bank Robber #2 received $1,200 after getting tossed into some fans at ringside by The Coroner. Judge Cartwright won $1,300 when Dr. Sam Loomis catapulted him out. Cowboy Bob was given $1,400 in imaginary money when he got thrown out by EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West. Bank Robber #1 was paid $1,500 when Dr. Sam Loomis tossed him over the top rope. General George Krueger won $1,600 when Mr. Oscar Goldman hurled him out. The Toe Hold Kid received $1,700 when EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett threw him into some chairs at ringside. Wild Animal Kid won an imaginary $1,800 when Judge Hardcastle threw him into the audience. The Coroner nabbed $1,900 after EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm threw him through the ropes. Dr. George Spurney was paid $2,000 after Mr. Oscar Goldman threw him out of the ring. SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver pocketed an imaginary $2,100 after Dr. Jack Krusher and EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane tossed him out. SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts was awarded $2,200 after Judge Hardcastle catapulted him onto the apron. Mr. Oscar Goldman collected $2,300 after EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett threw him into the audience. Dr. Jack Krusher snatched $2,400 when The Widower catapulted him into the audience. "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin made $2,500 when Judge Hardcastle hurled him out of the ring. The Widower picked up $2,600 after EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy hurled him outside the ring. Judge Hardcastle nabbed a quick $2,700 after he was flung into the audience by EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane. Mr. Joe Seider gained a quick $2,800 after he got tossed out by EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm. EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane took home $2,900 after Dr. Sam Loomis hurled him onto the steps. EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West made $3,000 in imaginary money after EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm catapulted him out of the ring. EDGE: Bad News Boyd nabbed a quick $3,100 when he was flipped onto the announcer's table by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett. EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm snatched $3,200 when he was thrown outside the ring by Arizona Sheriff #1. EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy earned an imaginary $3,300 when he got thrown out by Dr. Sam Loomis. Arizona Sheriff #1 gained $3,400 in imaginary money when EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett catapulted him out. Dr. Sam Loomis gained $3,500 after getting thrown out of the ring by EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett. EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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