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XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #335 -- AUGUST 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 12,394) |
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SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah bested EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:55 (SCORCHED!!!) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Fernando X. in 6 at 2:12 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse won over Andre the Grande in 6 at 1:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 110.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:46 (Shoulder Breaker) by 116.
EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy destroyed SOS: Xsane at 27:25 (To Hell and Back) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez overpowered CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 28:13 (Loco-Motive) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes bested CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 at 27:52 (Death Becomes Her) by 1 (ladder).
SOS: Senor Citizen, SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott, and SOS: Ricki Starr* beat Martial Arts Kid, Fr. James LaCrosse*, and Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 14:40 (Headbutt) by 17.
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball tied SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 16:45 (No Contest). |
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| Card 2: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 16,449) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 4:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 74.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse beat Fernando X. in 6 at 5:24 (Shoulder Breaker) by 97.
SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore pinned CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 27:47 (Mother Freakin' Bomb thru Tables) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 5:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by 87.
SOS: Xsane decked SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 27:00 (Figure Four) by 2.
West Coast title: SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 22:36 (Warcry Spear) by 6.
EDGE: Bad News Boyd outmuscled SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 28:32 (Ghetto Dope) by 2.
Captain Dropkick, Mr. Bob Barker, and Cowboy Jack* over Jumpin' Johnny Jinx, Judge Jack Carson*, and Mr. Ben Cartwright in 2 at 16:29 (Disqualification: nail file).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver pinned SOS: Xsane at 45:05 (Piledriver thru Table) by 3. |
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| Card 3: Held in Osaka (Attendance: 6,983) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse decked Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson in 6 at 4:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 70.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Dr. George Spurney in 8 at 2:22 (Headlock) by 86.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed IMT: Big Blank #4 at 14:22 (What's an Ospreay?) by 24.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested "Glass Jaw" Joe Lang in 6 at 3:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 83.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 5:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 89.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 3:25 (Pumphandle Slam) by 85.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 4:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by 114.
Main event: SOS: Lil Italy annihilated SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 39:52 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Echo (Attendance: 7,526) |
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Karl Ellis, Sr. won over Mr. Jim Rockford at 28:36 (Figure Four Leglock) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse decked Dr. George Spurney in 8 at 3:08 (Pumphandle Slam) by 83.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated IMT: Big Blank #4 at 8:30 (Warcry Spear) by 25.
SOS: Betty Wont overpowered CURE: Mike Misfit at 16:56 (To The Outhouse) by 12.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse outmuscled Ulysses S. Granite in 6 at 1:35 (Shoulder Breaker) by 85.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 3:45 (Shoulder Breaker) by 81.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse decked Fr. Jack Snow in 6 at 4:08 (Shoulder Breaker) by 110.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested SOS: Lil Italy at 43:19 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 16,183) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Karl Ellis, Sr. in 6 at 3:16 (Pumphandle Slam) by 88.
Dr. Jack Vegas won over "Beautiful" Bob Newhart at 19:37 (Black Jack Deathlock) by 7 (falls count anywhere).
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams pinned EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 8:24 (Last Resort) by 25.
SOS: Lil Italy beat SOS: The Yeti at 29:31 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 2.
Mr. Ben Matlock outmuscled Governor Blackburn at 29:14 (Matlock Stunner) by 1 (junkyard).
The Roman Crow destroyed Ed the Judo Instructor in 10 at 0:49 (Arm Wrench) by 133.
SOS: Will Ostrich over RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy in 13 at 4:17 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 18:15 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 31. |
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| Card 6: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 19,917) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse won over Karl Ellis, Sr. in 6 at 4:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 84.
Mr. Joe Seider annihilated Mr. Ben Cartwright in 6 at 2:58 (Ankle Lock) by 79 (hardcore).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 4:03 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 31 (non-title).
SOS: Xsane bested SOS: Mitch Please at 27:08 (Figure Four) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Damien King in 6 at 1:39 (Pumphandle Slam) by 112.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 1:04 (Pumphandle Slam) by 116.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Bulldog" Bill Carson at 11:10 (What's an Ospreay?) by 16.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:34 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 6. |
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| Card 7: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 16,370) |
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General George Krueger over The Coroner in 12 at 3:17 (Count Out) (cage).
SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer pinned "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin at 7:30 (Things Go My Way) by 24 (Hell in a Cell).
Dr. Blood annihilated EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 19:42 (Blood Bomb) by 6 (Extreme Rulz).
SOS: Senor Citizen destroyed CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 27:28 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested Damien King in 6 at 3:04 (Shoulder Breaker) by 108.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 3:13 (Shoulder Breaker) by 112.
Bud Crane, Sr. pinned Vince McMahon, Sr. at 28:08 (Kosovo Knee Crank) by 1 (I quit).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 30:43 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 12,910) |
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Dr. Ed Robbins pinned Demonic Foot Doctor in 7 at 4:34 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
NME: Bret "The Hitman" Hart defeated Arizona Sheriff #2 at 28:03 (The Hart Attack) by 5 (ambulance).
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher over EDGE: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 12:47 (Count Out).
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball annihilated Wrestling Man in 6 at 2:17 (Pumphandle Slam) by 90 (non-title).
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat "Bone Crusher" Bob Britton at 15:12 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 20.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 4:21 (Pumphandle Slam) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over RAGE: The Napa Parts Guy in 12 at 15:20 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 30:58 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Amsterdam (Attendance: 16,256) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 2:12 (Shoulder Breaker) by 119 (non-title).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Arizona Sheriff #1 in 8 at 12:24 (Headlock) by 16.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked EDGE: Righty O'Reilly at 10:42 (What's an Ospreay?) by 29.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Wrestling Man in 6 at 2:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 90.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath at 16:32 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 7.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse pinned Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 1:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested "Bulldog" Bill Carson at 9:14 (Warcry Spear) by 17.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes at 51:44 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Austin (Attendance: 8,639) |
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Martial Arts Kid defeated Ulysses S. Granite in 13 at 4:00 (Neckbreaker) by 75.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse beat Arizona Sheriff #1 at 9:46 (Warcry Spear) by 36.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over EDGE: Righty O'Reilly in 13 at 5:40 (Disqualification: used powder).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse defeated Wrestling Man in 6 at 3:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 86.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 27:01 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious outmuscled EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 27:23 (Vicious Moonsault) by 2.
TV Tag-team titles: SOS/ARMY: Scorched Earth Messiah* and SOS: The Yeti outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Betty Wont at 29:51 (SCORCHED!!!) by 4.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands over CURE: Mike Misfit in 11 at 8:24 (Disqualification: pushed ref). |
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| Card 11: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 10,530) |
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SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball outmuscled Martial Arts Kid in 8 at 2:20 (Headlock) by 85 (non-title).
Cowboy Bob over "Mat Wrestler" Maury Povich in 6 at 2:21 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 0:50 (Pumphandle Slam) by 122.
SOS: Will Ostrich over J.P. Wrassleman in 1 at 3:49 (Count Out).
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 1:52 (Pumphandle Slam) by 129.
SOS/ARMY: "Extreme One" Vic Carver outmuscled SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 29:59 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Betty Wont bested Mr. Steve Austin* and Cowboy Bob at 2:56 (Volkshammer) by 80.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 27:01 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 9. |
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| Card 12: Held in Honolulu (Attendance: 6,637) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Martial Arts Kid in 8 at 5:09 (Headlock) by 85.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Cowboy Bob in 6 at 4:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 63.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 118.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over J.P. Wrassleman in 1 at 3:39 (Count Out).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse destroyed "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 0:43 (Shoulder Breaker) by 125.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 2:57 (Pumphandle Slam) by 109.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Betty Wont beat SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott* and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom at 28:49 (Volkshammer) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked SOS: The Seal of Approval at 19:52 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 9. |
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| Card 13: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 16,536) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse outmuscled Martial Arts Kid in 8 at 1:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 82.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over Cowboy Bob in 2 at 15:28 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Lil Italy outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott at 17:35 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 6.
SOS: Xsane won over SOS/ARMY: "Urban Disciple" Joker Skott at 27:25 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 4:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse destroyed Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 2:49 (Shoulder Breaker) by 105.
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Betty Wont drew SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams* and SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 1:33 (Double Count Out).
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested SOS/ARMY: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb at 34:42 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 7. |
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| Card 14: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 7,390) |
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Mr. Steve Austin annihilated Judge Conrad at 3:33 (Six Million Dollar Hammerlock) by 56.
Dr. Sam Loomis beat Gregor Grendel in 6 at 4:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 89.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott bested The Grappling Governor at 10:43 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 17.
Bishop Karl Lamy over The Destructinator in 7 at 2:59 (Count Out) (Indian strap).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse pinned Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 4:24 (Shoulder Breaker) by 101.
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Roman Crow in 13 at 1:49 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Betty Wont pinned SOS: Richie Rouge and SOS/ARMY: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez* at 27:38 (Volkshammer) by 2.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled SOS: Norvell Austin at 48:59 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 1. |
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| Card 15: Held in Calais (Attendance: 6,048) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich beat Mr. Steve Austin in 10 at 5:36 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 3:06 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 4:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by 102.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Bishop Karl Lamy in 6 at 2:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 86.
SOS: Lil Italy pinned SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 28:07 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 1.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered The Roman Crow at 5:46 (Warcry Spear) by 27.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin* and Mr. Oscar Goldman won over Mr. Joe Seider and Bishop Karl Lamy* at 9:52 (Full Nelson) by 18.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over SOS/ARMY: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 52:21 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 2. |
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| Card 16: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 8,509) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated Mr. Steve Austin in 12 at 4:15 (Backbreaker) by 95.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 3:30 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse won over Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:09 (Shoulder Breaker) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse annihilated Bishop Karl Lamy in 6 at 4:51 (Shoulder Breaker) by 82.
SOS: Lil Italy outmuscled CURE: Violator at 29:32 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 2 (street fight).
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball overpowered SOS/ARMY: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 27:13 (Never Lost) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* destroyed Arizona Sheriff #2 and Arizona Sheriff #1* at 8:24 (Boston Crab) by 36.
Main event: SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 49:09 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 3. |
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| Card 17: Held in Nice (Attendance: 10,633) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore outmuscled EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:56 (Volkshammer) by 1.
Capt. Stubing over The Toe Hold Kid in 4 at 1:45 (Count Out) (no disqualification).
SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter destroyed CURE: Mike Misfit at 10:07 (25-to-life) by 14.
SOS/ARMY: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled SOS/ARMY: "The Worm" Cadillac Gaskins at 21:20 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 6.
SOS: Lil Italy defeated SOS/ARMY: Bruiser Dog at 29:45 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 3.
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen won over SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 27:33 (Tuna Forever) by 2.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* pinned Wild Animal Kid* and Wrestling Man in 6 at 3:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 53. |
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| Card 18: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 19,473) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore decked SOS: Ricki Starr at 27:17 (Volkshammer) by 5.
Mr. Jack Cohn destroyed "Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin in 7 at 6:33 (Bodyslam) by 75.
NME: Minister Moonsault annihilated Judge Jack Carson in 6 at 2:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95.
SOS: Will Ostrich over The Destructinator in 1 at 1:27 (Disqualification: hidden spike).
SOS: Lil Italy won over SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 27:39 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 2.
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball outmuscled EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 29:11 (Never Lost) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher* destroyed SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Betty Wont at 23:40 (Boston Crab) by 6. |
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| Card 19: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 17,996) |
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Pacific Northwest title: SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes bested SOS/ARMY: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 29:43 (Death Becomes Her) by 1.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed Fr. Ed Patterson in 6 at 4:13 (Pumphandle Slam) by 84.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Judge Jack Carson in 6 at 4:29 (Pumphandle Slam) by 107.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over The Destructinator in 1 at 11:24 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: Lil Italy decked EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West at 19:22 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 6.
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball beat SOS: Will Ostrich at 27:30 (Never Lost) by 2.
Martial Arts Kid*, Fr. James LaCrosse, and Sen. Mitch McConnell decked Bubba "Crush 'em" Hanson, Fr. Ed Patterson*, and Fr. Jack Snow in 9 at 2:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 79. |
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| Card 20: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 10,708) |
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SOS: Will Ostrich won over Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 2:07 (Pumphandle Slam) by 118.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse destroyed Fr. Ed Patterson in 6 at 6:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 80.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse won over Judge Jack Carson in 6 at 2:48 (Shoulder Breaker) by 103.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Judge Conrad in 6 at 2:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:17 (Pumphandle Slam) by 102.
TV title: SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Echo decked SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball at 27:30 (Ghost Protocol) by 4.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver, "Punisher" Desperation Williams, and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* destroyed Martial Arts Kid, Fr. James LaCrosse*, and Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 13:55 (Fallaway Slam) by 13. |
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| Card 21: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 15,701) |
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SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse overpowered Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 1:42 (Shoulder Breaker) by 114.
SOS: Will Ostrich over EDGE: Billy Bedlam in 14 at 4:36 (Count Out).
Sen. Mitch McConnell outmuscled "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 11 at 7:15 (Camel Clutch) by 45.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested Judge Conrad in 6 at 2:34 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse pinned Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 6:09 (Shoulder Breaker) by 98.
SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes defeated SOS: Richie Rouge at 29:51 (Death Becomes Her) by 5.
SOS/ARMY: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver, "Punisher" Desperation Williams*, and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom over Dr. Blood, "Bone Crusher" Buddy Cohn, and "TV Wrestler" Sam Bullard* at 5:52 (Disqualification: used powder). |
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| Card 22: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 9,743) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts decked CURE: Mike Misfit at 10:01 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 17.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse decked EDGE: Billy Bedlam at 10:42 (Warcry Spear) by 31.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 6 at 0:49 (Pumphandle Slam) by 100.
Central Plains title: SOS/ARMY: Sugar Skull Papa defeated SOS: Xsane at 27:17 (Cigar Ash) by 5.
Southwest title: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball over CURE: Mike Misfit in 11 at 1:47 (Disqualification: nail file).
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 4:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/ARMY: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Mitch Please*, and "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic outmuscled Martial Arts Kid, Fr. James LaCrosse*, and Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 13:47 (Headbutt) by 17. |
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| Card 23: Held in Athens (Attendance: 5,976) |
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SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts defeated SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 28:01 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 2.
Wild Animal Kid over Tom Bradford, Sr. in 13 at 3:53 (Count Out) (casket).
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse over "Mr. Alphabet" Alvin B. Carlisle in 3 at 2:39 (Count Out).
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball won over SOS: Xsane at 29:19 (Never Lost) by 3.
SOS/ARMY: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes decked CURE: Mike Misfit at 12:28 (Death Becomes Her) by 18.
SOS/ARMY: Ironhorse bested Dr. Wrestling in 6 at 4:57 (Shoulder Breaker) by 93.
SOS/ARMY: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer, and Dr. D. Dogbreath* outmuscled Martial Arts Kid, Fr. James LaCrosse*, and Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 7:53 (Headbutt) by 17. |
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| Card 24: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 12,374) |
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Rocky Mountains title: EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett bested SOS/ARMY: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts at 28:10 (Time Flies) by 2.
SOS: Will Ostrich bested Andre the Grande in 6 at 4:59 (Pumphandle Slam) by 114.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 2:51 (Pumphandle Slam) by 120.
CURE: 1601 defeated SOS: Xsane at 28:13 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4 (Texas death).
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball destroyed CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 at 17:22 (Never Lost) by 7 (non-title).
Northeast title: CURE: Unleashed Fury pinned EDGE: Bad News Boyd at 15:41 (Superplex) by 6 (cage).
SOS: Betty Wont*, SOS/ARMY: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious, and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher overpowered Martial Arts Kid, Fr. James LaCrosse*, and Sen. Mitch McConnell in 6 at 9:40 (Headbutt) by 17. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 14,457) |
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Mr. Jim Rockford received $1,000 when he got flipped into some fans at ringside by Mr. Joe Seider.
"Mr. Wrestling" Bob Carson received a quick $1,100 after Cowboy Bob threw him into some fans at ringside.
Dr. Adam Bricker earned $1,200 when he was thrown onto the concrete floor by Capt. Stubing.
Cowboy Bob nabbed $1,300 when he got hurled out of the ring by CURE: Maniac Misfit #1.
Granpa Hank gained $1,400 when he was flung into his manager at ringside by CURE: 1601.
Judge Conrad snatched $1,500 after CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 catapulted him into the audience.
Dr. George Spurney snatched $1,600 after being thrown outside the ring by SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott.
Martial Arts Kid was given $1,700 after getting tossed outside the ring by The Grappling Governor.
Halloween Kid gained $1,800 after CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 tossed him out.
Wild Animal Kid picked up $1,900 when he was hurled onto the steps by Dr. Blood.
Bank Robber #2 snatched $2,000 when Mr. Hugh Hefner flipped him into the audience.
"Russian Nightmare" Vladamir Putin nabbed $2,100 in imaginary earnings after CURE: Mike Misfit threw him out.
Mr. Steve Austin grabbed $2,200 in imaginary earnings after CURE: Violator flung him out of the ring.
Capt. Stubing picked up $2,300 when CURE: Mike Misfit flung him onto the announcer's table.
Cowboy Jack received $2,400 after getting flipped out of the ring by Dr. Blood.
Bank Robber #1 picked up $2,500 when Fr. James LaCrosse flung him into the audience.
Mr. Hugh Hefner gained $2,600 when Dr. Blood catapulted him onto the steps.
Dr. Blood picked up $2,700 after The Grappling Governor threw him into his manager at ringside.
Fr. James LaCrosse picked up an imaginary $2,800 when CURE: Violator hurled him into some fans at ringside.
CURE: Mike Misfit nabbed $2,900 after The Masked Burglar catapulted him out.
Mr. Jack Cohn grabbed $3,000 after getting flung out by "Battlin'" Bud Hlavin.
The Grappling Granpa was given $3,100 after The Grappling Governor tossed him into some chairs at ringside.
"Battlin'" Bud Hlavin gained $3,200 after getting hurled over the top rope by CURE: Maniac Misfit #2.
Mr. Joe Seider nabbed $3,300 after CURE: Unleashed Fury flung him onto the concrete floor.
The Grappling Governor got $3,400 after he was flipped out of the ring by CURE: Violator.
Bob Patterson picked up an imaginary $3,500 after SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams threw him onto the concrete floor.
The Masked Burglar was given $3,600 after CURE: Violator and CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 threw him onto the announcer's table.
SOS/ARMY: "Punisher" Desperation Williams collected $3,700 after he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by CURE: Maniac Misfit #2.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #1 received $3,800 when SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott threw him outside the ring.
SOS/ARMY: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott gained $3,900 in imaginary earnings when he was thrown out by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
CURE: 1601 pocketed $4,000 after CURE: Violator catapulted him outside the ring.
CURE: Violator collected an imaginary $4,100 after he was thrown out by CURE: Unleashed Fury.
CURE: Unleashed Fury made $4,200 after he got thrown onto the announcer's table by CURE: Maniac Misfit #2.
CURE: Maniac Misfit #2 won the battle royal and its $40,000 purse. |
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