|
|
XTREME WRESTLING LEAGUE |
|
| BULLETIN #345 -- MARCH 2026 |
|
| Card 1: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 7,348) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: Scorched Earth Messiah outmuscled Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 17:46 (SCORCHED!!!) by 10.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat Halloween Kid in 6 at 5:01 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Captain Dropkick in 6 at 1:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.
SOS: Betty Wont pinned EDGE: Ted the Mega-Murder Bundy at 18:50 (To The Outhouse) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 2:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 103.
SOS: Ricki Starr outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 28:56 (Starr Cast) by 2.
SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts and SOS: Senor Citizen* won over SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please at 27:10 (Casa de Pancakes, Ole!) by 5.
Æ: Cyrus the Virus*, Johnny-23, and "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath at 18:31 (Superplex) by 6.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa annihilated SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious at 51:01 (Cigar Ash) by 3. |
|
| Card 2: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 4,557) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands bested Bob Orton, Sr. in 6 at 2:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 93.
SOS: Will Ostrich pinned Halloween Kid in 6 at 6:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.
SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse outmuscled Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:57 (Headbutt) by 116.
SOS: Betty Wont defeated SOS: The Uninvited House Guest at 21:11 (To The Outhouse) by 10.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed Zoe Washburne at 11:24 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 24.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 28:56 (What's an Ospreay?) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please beat Dr. Sam Loomis and Æ: Johnny-23* at 28:25 (Volkshammer) by 1.
League Six-man titles: EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #3*, Masked Terror #2, and Masked Terror decked SOS/GHETTO: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore, SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer*, and Dr. D. Dogbreath at 24:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 9.
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa annihilated Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 12:13 (Cigar Ash) by 12. |
|
| Card 3: Held in Orlando (Attendance: 7,024) |
|
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Bob Orton, Sr. in 6 at 4:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.
SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez bested Æ: Garland Greene at 27:19 (Loco-Motive) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott annihilated SOS: Ricki Starr at 27:10 (Yardie Got Da Dealz!) by 1.
SOS: Mitch Please pinned SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 27:50 (Mitch What?) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands decked "Iceman" Jack Krueger in 6 at 1:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream overpowered SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 28:50 (TBD) by 3.
Æ: Billy Bedlam* and Swamp Thing outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please at 22:44 (Superplex) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont won over SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 26:30 (To The Outhouse) by 6. |
|
| Card 4: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 7,661) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Chief Bill Gillespie in 6 at 5:25 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.
Æ: Diamond Dog tied SOS: Ricki Starr at 3:42 (Double Count Out).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 5:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96.
SOS: Mitch Please bested Æ: Maniac Misfit #2 at 18:30 (Mitch What?) by 6.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 0:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 137.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Echo annihilated SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 19:02 (Ghost Protocol) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: Æ: Garland Greene* and Diamond Dog destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please at 15:02 (Superplex) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 46:25 (To The Outhouse) by 6. |
|
| Card 5: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 2,137) |
|
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Chief Bill Gillespie in 6 at 1:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 81.
Æ: Cyrus the Virus beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:50 (Superplex) by 5.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Harvey the Powerful in 6 at 3:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
SOS: Mitch Please beat SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 27:16 (Mitch What?) by 5.
SOS: Lil Italy overpowered SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse at 27:17 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Edward Fiddlesticks, Jr. in 6 at 2:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.
SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please beat SOS/GHETTO: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore and SOS: The Uninvited House Guest* at 28:43 (Volkshammer) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont overpowered Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 17:13 (To The Outhouse) by 16. |
|
| Card 6: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 5,861) |
|
SOS: Betty Wont overpowered SOS/GHETTO: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver at 19:03 (To The Outhouse) by 9.
SOS: Mitch Please annihilated SOS/GHETTO: "Human Snuff Film" Malcolm Gore at 20:48 (Mitch What?) by 9.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands outmuscled "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 0:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.
SOS: Mitch Please overpowered EDGE: "Quantum Leap" Sam Beckett at 24:36 (Mitch What?) by 10.
SOS/GHETTO: "Hardcore Goddess" Rebelle Vicious annihilated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 0:57 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 107 (non-title).
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball overpowered Æ: Unleashed Fury at 27:02 (Never Lost) by 2.
Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick* and Righty O'Reilly decked SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please at 19:46 (Superplex) by 8.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont destroyed SOS: Mitch Please at 48:55 (To The Outhouse) by 1. |
|
| Card 7: Held in Los Angeles (Attendance: 1,222) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands overpowered Fr. Bud Masters in 6 at 4:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed "Bone Breaker" Bob Barker in 6 at 4:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.
SOS: Will Ostrich destroyed "Mr. Unpopular" Les Kuhl in 6 at 1:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 114.
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball annihilated SOS: Senor Citizen at 28:34 (Never Lost) by 4.
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 4:45 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.
SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez destroyed SOS: Richie Rouge at 17:41 (Loco-Motive) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please decked SOS/GHETTO: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter and SOS: Xsane* at 28:15 (Volkshammer) by 5.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont defeated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 32:59 (To The Outhouse) by 10. |
|
| Card 8: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 2,822) |
|
SOS: Will Ostrich won over Fr. Bud Masters in 6 at 3:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
SOS: Will Ostrich decked "Bone Breaker" Bob Barker in 6 at 3:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95.
Central Plains title: SOS: The Seal of Approval overpowered Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 10:12 (Thumbs Up) by 14.
SOS/GHETTO: Chupacabra 666 beat EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 27:58 (Cryptid Night) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse decked Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 1:37 (Headbutt) by 110.
SOS: Ricki Starr annihilated SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer at 28:54 (Starr Cast) by 2.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #2 and Masked Terror* destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please at 27:19 (Superplex) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont beat SOS: Ricki Starr at 28:09 (To The Outhouse) by 4. |
|
| Card 9: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 7,913) |
|
SOS: Mitch Please pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore at 28:38 (Mitch What?) by 4.
SOS: Mitch Please beat Æ: Johnny-23 at 29:50 (Mitch What?) by 5.
SOS/GHETTO: "Punisher" Desperation Williams decked Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 18:20 (Last Resort) by 8.
SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez won over SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask at 28:11 (Loco-Motive) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez won over Æ: Mike Misfit at 29:44 (Loco-Motive) by 5.
SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom overpowered EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 28:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
Dr. Sam Loomis and Æ: Johnny-23* tied SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 6:36 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez drew SOS: Betty Wont (Time Limit). |
|
| Card 10: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 9,010) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands won over Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 3:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 94.
SOS/GHETTO: "Jailbird" Marlon Porter outmuscled Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 17:19 (25-to-life) by 7.
SOS: Xsane decked Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 16:16 (Figure Four) by 9.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands overpowered The Destructinator in 6 at 1:37 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 96.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver bested Æ: Maniac Misfit #1 at 27:25 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 5.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez overpowered SOS: Ricki Starr at 27:30 (Loco-Motive) by 4.
Æ: Billy Bedlam* and Swamp Thing destroyed SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 21:09 (Superplex) by 7.
Main event: SOS: Betty Wont won over SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse at 17:22 (To The Outhouse) by 10. |
|
| Card 11: Held in Portland (Attendance: 4,495) |
|
SOS: Will Ostrich defeated Jumpin' Johnny Jinx in 6 at 5:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa overpowered Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 18:11 (Cigar Ash) by 10.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa bested Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 12:54 (Cigar Ash) by 12.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated The Destructinator in 6 at 3:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.
SOS: Will Ostrich won over E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 118.
SOS: Will Ostrich over Zoe Washburne at 2:51 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
Æ: Garland Greene* and Diamond Dog pinned SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 17:16 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball annihilated SOS: Betty Wont at 52:28 (Never Lost) by 1. |
|
| Card 12: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 4,683) |
|
Pacific Northwest title: SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts annihilated EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 17:47 (Disposed Sevenfold) by 7.
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath pinned Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 16:31 (Superplex) by 13 (Guest Referee: NME: "The Crusher" Craig Savage).
EDGE: Bad News Boyd defeated Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 16:45 (Ghetto Dope) by 12.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands pinned Damien King in 6 at 1:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.
SOS: Will Ostrich overpowered Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 3:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated "Iceman" Jack Krueger in 6 at 1:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.
League Tag-team titles: Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick* and Righty O'Reilly decked SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 16:47 (Superplex) by 9.
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball over SOS/GHETTO/CHAMP: "Half-Blind Brawler" Otis Bascomb in 9 at 11:43 (Count Out). |
|
| Card 13: Held in Oakland (Attendance: 3,183) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat "Battlin' Bruiser" Ben Matlock at 0:44 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 162.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #3 annihilated Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 22:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: Bruiser Dog won over Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 18:24 (The Mauling Spear) by 12.
SOS: Will Ostrich outmuscled Damien King in 6 at 4:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver overpowered EDGE: Hard to Kill Mason Storm at 27:41 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 3.
Æ: 1601 pinned SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse in 12 at 15:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 10.
SOS/GHETTO: "Street Hustler" Yardie Skott and SOS: Dr. D. Dogbreath* bested SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 15:16 (Superplex) by 6.
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball overpowered EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream at 36:07 (Never Lost) by 4. |
|
| Card 14: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 4,738) |
|
SOS: Will Ostrich won over "Battlin' Bruiser" Ben Matlock in 6 at 3:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 74.
EDGE: Herbert the Re-Animator West beat Æ: "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 21:10 (Re-Animation) by 8.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror won over Æ: Lefty O'Leary at 15:56 (Superplex) by 13 (Guest Referee: VU: Widow Maker).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed "Exceptional" Drake Fonzwalter in 6 at 0:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 132.
SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver beat SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic at 28:20 (Weedwhacker Punishment/Carverplex) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez pinned EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #2 at 23:38 (Loco-Motive) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: Chupacabra 666 and SOS: Jumpin Jeff Farmer* overpowered SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 29:05 (Things Go My Way) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball outmuscled SOS: Norvell Austin at 27:24 (Never Lost) by 6. |
|
| Card 15: Held in Madison (Attendance: 3,600) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat Gregor Grendel in 6 at 1:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101.
Æ: "High Card" Ace Maverick drew SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 8:07 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Betty Wont overpowered SOS: The Yeti at 15:46 (To The Outhouse) by 10.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands annihilated Mr. Maneuver in 6 at 3:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa pinned SOS/GHETTO: "Suicide King" Leroy Gamble at 28:48 (Cigar Ash) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: "El Loco" Miguel Juarez pinned SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse in 12 at 21:23 (Spear) by 10 (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: "Punisher" Desperation Williams and SOS: Enthusiastic Soccer Mom* drew SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 6:17 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball beat SOS/GHETTO: "Patriarch of Violence" Kelvin Black at 33:39 (Never Lost) by 3. |
|
| Card 16: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 8,833) |
|
SOS: Will Ostrich annihilated Gregor Grendel in 6 at 1:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106.
SOS: Betty Wont destroyed Æ: Righty O'Reilly at 16:16 (To The Outhouse) by 7.
SOS: Betty Wont outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "Extreme One" Vic Carver at 15:07 (To The Outhouse) by 6 (non-title).
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands overpowered E.Z. Pickens in 6 at 1:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball won over SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 21:04 (Never Lost) by 7 (non-title).
Southwest title: SOS/GHETTO: "Deathmatch Siren" Shanay Doakes destroyed SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse in 12 at 16:28 (Spear) by 11.
SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please annihilated SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 27:50 (Volkshammer) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball outmuscled SOS/GHETTO: "Afropunk" Nat Jordan at 44:36 (Never Lost) by 8. |
|
| Card 17: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 5,244) |
|
SOS: Big Baller Lavar Ball won over Æ: Billy Bedlam at 24:01 (Never Lost) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed Captain Dropkick in 6 at 0:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 114.
TV title: SOS: Betty Wont destroyed SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 22:59 (To The Outhouse) by 6.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands beat Vinnie "The Lock" Smith in 6 at 1:04 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110.
SOS: Joe "Tuna" Allen annihilated SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 27:05 (Tuna Forever) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: Scorched Earth Messiah and SOS: Lil Italy* destroyed SOS/GHETTO: "Cueball" Andy Skidmore* and SOS: Mitch Please at 28:02 (Six Star Frog Splash) by 1.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #2 and Masked Terror* won over SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher at 27:50 (Superplex) by 5. |
|
| Card 18: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 9,195) |
|
Æ: Swamp Thing pinned SOS/GHETTO: Ironhorse at 28:50 (Boston Crab) by 3.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa bested Captain Dropkick in 6 at 3:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 115 (non-title).
SOS: Betty Wont won over Æ: Violator at 24:30 (To The Outhouse) by 7.
SOS/GHETTO: "Irish Hand Grenade" Rob Sands destroyed SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa at 27:59 (Old School Piledriver on chair) by 1.
SOS/GHETTO: Sugar Skull Papa destroyed EDGE: Mr. Diehard John McClane at 29:08 (Cigar Ash) by 4.
SOS/GHETTO: Crimson Mask* and SOS: Extremely Tired Teacher overpowered SOS/GHETTO: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver and SOS: "Big Broseph" Seth Brosevic* at 28:02 (Pedigree onto Thumbtacks) by 4.
EDGE/CHOSEN: Masked Terror #3*, Masked Terror #2, and Masked Terror bested Æ: Cyrus the Virus*, Johnny-23, and "Texas Hold 'Em" Deuce Maverick at 27:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
|
| Battle Royal: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 6,183) |
|
SOS/GHETTO: "Psychopathic" Buddy Carver and EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotshot R.L. Bream earned $1,000 and $1,100, respectively, after being thrown onto the announcer's table by Æ: Violator.
Æ: Violator collected $1,200 after he was thrown out by Æ: Unleashed Fury.
Æ: Mike Misfit snatched $1,300 after Æ: Unleashed Fury threw him onto the concrete floor.
Æ: Unleashed Fury received an imaginary $1,400 when SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts threw him out.
SOS/GHETTO: "Disposable Hero" Titus Watts was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
|