CALVIN'S CORNER -- LONE WOLF LEAGUE

"LWL -- (8/28) With Devil's Night fast approaching, Lone Wolf seems to have been turned on its head. The usually dominant Ando Snaggletooth and Big Rye suffered several big losses of late. The Imperial Tag-Team Champs lost twice in the last month, Stan Malitowski took the Imperial Hardcore title from the most feared man in LWL, and Muskrat Joe pulled off an upset victory over rock-solid Rye on the Commissioner's Card.

"Flathead Rob dispensed some career advice before calling for a tag-team partner to deal with Thorne & Richter. Imperial Champion Ando Snaggletooth remains at large but provided something of an explanation implying that he may or may not return to action. Meanwhile, Big Rye was somewhat cryptic as to his knowledge of Ando's whereabouts. Stan Malitowski ripped Flathead Rob for not being in his league and offered Snaggletooth a beer to help him relax.

"On Lone Wolf Live, Eli Richter destroyed Ando Snaggletooth's trench coat before going on a rant about him and brother Elijah being heirs to LWL. At the same time, Elijah Thorne was off seeing to it that Danny Doyle has his head on straight before brandishing deadly weapons in Lone Wolf again. Following a brutal post-match attack on Stan Malitowski, John Doe claimed some sort of mental breakdown was to blame.

"Finally, Tommy Zulu, the Mad Dog, let everyone know that a recent tag-team loss was his partner's fault and that house show losses don't count. He promised that his new partnership with Stan Malitowski would be one to watch. Also, he wants Elijah Thorne on pay-per-view!

"Lone Wolf continues to be one of the better leagues to watch."

-- Calvin Russel

IWAR MAGAZINE (updated 8/25)

"It's Gold Tuesday, and you know what that means... hitting Refresh over and over until the IWA posts a league!

"Our 230th cover features two IWAR superstars. First, it's Boink the Child Entertainer (IWL), who won the hardest contest to win in the game, the 8th Summer Series, and took home an impressive $92 in IWA Credit. Next we have Cowboy Schlitz (WTL), who took home $48 in IWA Credit for winning the 5th IWAR King of the Ring. Congrats are due to New Money, Inc., which consists of The Uncut G.E.M. Greg E. Money, Derek 'Cash' Styles, and Thomas 'TD' Banks (RTL), for defeating Michigan Border Patrol (IWL) to win the 3rd Elite Trios Invitational.

"The IWAR's Fall Events start THIS cycle, so aim high for those scores as Bound for Glory, the Tag-team Derby, and the Triple D Cup Trios Tournament get going. Also, we have a surprise as the 5th Badd Co. Cup gets started and features two brackets: current NWL stars and NWL alumni!

"Join us TONIGHT (8/26) for the LIVE edition of the IWAR Tubecast, hosted by Alex G, with Matt, Scott, Derek, Darren, and many more, as we review the results, IWAR news, and Johnny B's IWA Trivia (featuring Johnny B himself offering behind-the-scenes IWA secrets, factoids, and other random fun), respond to unfiltered feedback from our players in the live chat window, and add in the usual nonsense and gibberish. Don't forget: every Thursday night before Gold Day, the IWAR Network offers the IWAR Gold Strategy Workshop with strategy expert Mike Cook that breaks down the drops to consider in Gold each cycle to score higher. Also check out our one-off show about multi-man strategies!" (The YouTube pages will open in new browser windows. The IWA is not responsible for their content.)

"The IWAR Creative Team -- Mike, Derek, Scott, Jeremy, Aaron, Alex, Patrick, Ryan, Tom, Dan, Derek (no, the other one), Rob, Darren, and I -- would like to thank our players for making the IWAR the best place to play in the IWA."
-- IWAR Commissioner Matt Riley

For the latest issue, right click HERE and choose "Save Target As..." (you will be downloading a PDF file with a size of 3.1MB).

CALVIN'S CORNER -- ACTION PACKED LEAGUE

"APL -- (8/21) The Tim Clark Memorial Tag-team Tournament is well underway with the Conjoined Twins, Ned & Ted, moving on to Round 2 along with Wilbur Hillshire & Zaxby Chanticleer. Those making an early exit were SD Punk & Bianca Blair and The Machines, Terror & Dream.

"The Tim Clark tributes continue with The Americanos and The Von Snapps offering praise. In fact, the only promos coming out of the league are from the teams in the tournament.

"The Snowflakes had their confidence on full display as they discussed their standing in the tournament. Blackfoot Chief and Nakota Big Sky called out Jake's Special Sock and Riley Lovehandlez for not being serious competition. The Armed Forces, He-Man Hoven and U.S. Mayle were mocking the rest of the league while bragging on their IWA Tag-team title win. Kyra Thictolm was clearly frustrated with her partner Lee Litroom's inability to comprehend... well... anything. And, One & Enigma wrestled with the idea of potentially being in the APL for 8 months but also weighed the possibilities of a longer run with the APL competition.

"It's all about Tim Clark in the APL right now, as it should be. The tournament should get even more interesting in the coming weeks."

-- Calvin Russel

AND THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2025 IWAR DRAFT IS...

"The IWAR Draft is the IWAR Network's most popular event, and we want you to join in and add your wrestler to the 2025 edition. To get you up to speed, we've created this IWAR Draft Toolkit. It covers how the Draft process works, the steps you need to take to get involved, as well as the history of the IWAR Draft. You can see the first-round picks for each year, a recap of the IWAR Drafts, the IWAR Magazine covers over the years, and some samples of how you can create a great way to promote your wrestler to the commissioners who will be deciding who they draft.

"Bonus: We included a last-minute plug for the IWAR Fall Events -- Bound for Glory #13, Tag-team Derby #18, and the 16th Triple D Cup Trios Tourney! Take some time to look through this and get involved, but do it quickly, because the deadline to join (August 30th) will be here soon."

(For the toolkit, right click HERE and choose "Save Target As..." You will be downloading a PDF file with a size of 4.3MB.)

WOMEN'S CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS (updated 8/18)

For the latest results, right click HERE and choose "Save Target As..."

THE UNOFFICIAL HOW TO WIN IN THE IWA GUIDE V2.0 (updated 5/1/25)

Learning the ropes in a game where those ropes are imaginary can be confusing. Back in 2018, an unofficial How to Win in the IWA video was published to help. Now, a mere seven years later, IWA Strategy Expert Mike Cook and IWAR Commissioner Matt Riley have streamlined the video to get players started down the path to higher scores. Good luck!

(Click HERE for the YouTube page. This link will open in a new browser window. The IWA is not responsible for its content.)

SPECIAL EDITION OF THE IWAR MAGAZINE: IWA TURNS 38, BRL HITS 600! (updated 4/10/23)

"This special edition of the IWAR Magazine that acts as the Unofficial History of the IWA starts in 1985 and honors the Battle Royal League reaching its 600th cycle of competition by following the growth of the game through the events, changes, wrestlers, rivalries, and more. We hope you will enjoy this trip down memory lane, and the odds are good that you will see some names you recognize. This is an update to the 2017 edition, so if you saw it before, check it out again and see all that we've added.

"Thanks to all the people who've played in the IWA and have helped to make the game so much fun."
-- IWAR Commissioner Matt Riley

For this issue, right click HERE and choose "Save Target As..." (you will be downloading a PDF file with a size of 9.8MB).