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XTREME POISON LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #280 -- FALL 2023 |
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Card 1: Held in Watts (Attendance: 2,172) |
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Southeast title: NME: Mayhem annihilated COT: Ghost Machine at 29:56 (Mayhem Madness) by 4. COT: Ghost Machine overpowered NME: CM Junk at 27:31 (Devil Windmill Suplex) by 5. COT: Ghost Machine outmuscled Joey "The Dark One" Lukas at 1:33 (Spinebuster) by 96. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher decked Scrubbo the Clown at 0:26 (Superplex) by 146. NME/VIP: Virus annihilated NME/VIP: Eye of the Beholder Mike Carver at 27:13 (The Headache) by 5. NME: The Mighty Deadhead overpowered COT: Static Machine at 28:26 (Acid Drop DDT) by 5. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird outmuscled NME/VIP: Virus at 23:00 (Rock Bottom) by 8. |
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Card 2: Held in Calgary (Attendance: 9,924) |
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COT: Ghost Machine annihilated CB: Artoo at 1:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 80. NME/VIP: Virus annihilated NME: CM Junk at 22:35 (The Headache) by 6. COT: Ghost Machine decked Mickey Deez at 6:13 (Pumphandle Slam) by 85. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher over Teddy Graham at 6:08 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone). NME: Spike won over NME/VIP: Virus at 27:19 (Mega-Destoyer) by 1 (Guest Referee: Alvira Arrow). COT: Heavy Machine bested TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher at 29:35 (Heavy Metal) by 4. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird defeated NME/VIP: The Game MC at 33:42 (Rock Bottom) by 10. |
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Card 3: Held in Athens (Attendance: 8,167) |
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TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher defeated CB: Artoo at 7:12 (Chickenwing) by 74. Rocky Mountains title: COT: Static Machine bested NME: CM Junk at 24:28 (Static Shock) by 7. COT: Ghost Machine beat NME/VIP: The Game MC at 27:28 (Devil Windmill Suplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Ford Perfect). TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher beat Wendell Smith at 0:40 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 166. NME/VIP: Virus defeated TBABIT: Lord of the Manor at 29:20 (The Headache) by 1 (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: Millennium). NME: The Mighty Deadhead won over TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher at 20:44 (Acid Drop DDT) by 7. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird bested COT: Heavy Machine at 42:04 (Rock Bottom) by 5. |
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Card 4: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 2,254) |
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TBABIT: Manute "the Chucker" Bol beat NME/VIP: Virus at 27:41 (Backbreaker) by 2. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher bested NME: CM Junk at 28:48 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5. NME: Tickle Me Pitbull won over COT: Ghost Machine at 28:50 (Jaws of Life) by 4. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher destroyed CB: Moe Ron at 6:29 (Chickenwing) by 88. COT: Jumbo Machine beat NME/VIP: Virus at 29:58 (Jumbo Thumb to the Eye) by 4. COT: Strong Machine* and Jumbo Machine won over NME: Max Violence* and NME/CHAMP: The Executioner at 27:29 (Rocket Launcher) by 4. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird annihilated TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed at 15:31 (Rock Bottom) by 6. |
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Card 5: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 2,386) |
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COT: Ghost Machine outmuscled Big Bad Beetleborg at 11:05 (Sleeper) by 18. NME: Brute annihilated NME/VIP: Virus at 29:14 (Brute Force) by 3. NME: The Demonic Gourdman destroyed COT: Ghost Machine at 27:04 (Gourd Buster) by 3. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher beat Charlene the Hillbilly's Daughter at 2:21 (Chickenwing) by 87. NME/VIP: Virus outmuscled NME/VIP: King Carver at 27:58 (The Headache) by 4. COT: Strong Machine*, Ghost Machine, and Jumbo Machine overpowered TBABIT: Manute "the Chucker" Bol, Rock "Paper" Scissors*, and Mike "Check" Belcher at 18:05 (Doomsday Device) by 7. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird pinned NME: Tickle Me Pitbull at 53:19 (Rock Bottom) by 5. |
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Card 6: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 1,765) |
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TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher defeated Big Bad Beetleborg at 13:00 (Superplex) by 13. NME: Brute decked COT: Power Machine at 29:22 (Brute Force) by 2. NME/VIP: Virus annihilated COT: Ghost Machine at 29:00 (The Headache) by 1 (Guest Referee: Gunther). TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher over Burgermeister Meisterburger at 5:06 (Count Out). COT: Heavy Machine bested NME/VIP: Virus at 29:21 (Heavy Metal) by 3. NME: Tickle Me Pitbull*, Max Violence, and NME/CHAMP: The Executioner bested TBABIT: Manute "the Chucker" Bol, Rock "Paper" Scissors*, and Mike "Check" Belcher at 19:24 (Jaws of Life) by 9. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird bested NME/VIP: Eye of the Beholder Mike Carver at 27:02 (Stunner) by 11. |
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Card 7: Held in Burton (Attendance: 8,917) |
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Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Strong Machine destroyed NME: Tickle Me Pitbull at 28:06 (Muscle Buster) by 2. NME: Brute won over NME/VIP: King Carver at 21:26 (Brute Force) by 7. COT: Ghost Machine won over NME/VIP: Eye of the Beholder Mike Carver at 28:41 (Devil Windmill Suplex) by 4. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher overpowered Jason Mason at 2:36 (Chickenwing) by 78. TV title: NME: The Mighty Deadhead won over NME/VIP: Virus at 22:35 (Acid Drop DDT) by 6. TV Six-man titles: TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed, King of the County*, and Lord of the Manor overpowered COT: Strong Machine*, Ghost Machine, and Jumbo Machine at 29:08 (Spinebuster) by 3. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird destroyed NME: Spike at 18:29 (Rock Bottom) by 7. |
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Card 8: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 1,492) |
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NME: The Mighty Deadhead pinned COT: Strong Machine at 29:54 (Acid Drop DDT) by 1 (Guest Referee: Patty Peterson). NME: Brute decked TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher at 28:24 (Brute Force) by 4. NME: Spike won over COT: Ghost Machine at 27:59 (Mega-Destoyer) by 2. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher won over FiFi Dupree at 1:36 (Chickenwing) by 93. NME/VIP: Virus beat TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher at 27:42 (The Headache) by 1 (Guest Referee: DRB: Big Meat). COT: Power Machine*, Static Machine, and Heavy Machine annihilated COT: Strong Machine*, Ghost Machine, and Jumbo Machine at 27:32 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 4. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird defeated NME: CM Junk at 18:15 (Rock Bottom) by 14. |
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Card 9: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 6,934) |
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TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher decked Roy G. Beverly at 4:45 (Chickenwing) by 75. NME/VIP: Virus won over NME/VIP: Millennium at 28:34 (The Headache) by 5. COT: Ghost Machine tied TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher (Time Limit). TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher decked Joey "The Dark One" Lukas at 4:37 (Chickenwing) by 55. COT: Power Machine drew NME: Spike at 8:53 (Double Count Out). TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed*, King of the County, and Lord of the Manor over Disgruntled IWA Security Guard*, Jack Zack, and The Grim Leaper at 2:45 (Disqualification: pushed ref). Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird overpowered COT: Ghost Machine at 44:10 (Stunner) by 9. |
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Card 10: Held in Naples (Attendance: 9,494) |
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Great Lakes title: NME: Massacre annihilated TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed at 27:55 (The Cleansing) by 1 (Guest Referee: DRB: Zeus). NME: Spike outmuscled NME/VIP: Millennium at 17:59 (Mega-Destoyer) by 6. NME: The Mighty Mockingbird beat Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 1:02 (Headbutt) by 117 (non-title). TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher destroyed Mickey Deez at 4:01 (Chickenwing) by 79. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher beat Million $ Princess Tina DiBiase at 5:33 (Chickenwing) by 55. TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed, King of the County*, and Lord of the Manor overpowered NME: Tickle Me Pitbull*, Max Violence, and NME/CHAMP: The Executioner at 27:45 (Spinebuster) by 1 (Guest Referee: Terd Ferguson). Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird won over NME: The Mighty Deadhead at 38:03 (Rock Bottom) by 2. |
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Card 11: Held in Nice (Attendance: 2,465) |
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NME: Massacre decked NME: CM Junk at 18:24 (The Cleansing) by 9 (non-title). COT: Ghost Machine annihilated Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 2:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 120. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher bested Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 3:46 (Chickenwing) by 114. NME/VIP: Virus decked NME/VIP: The Game MC at 28:28 (The Headache) by 2. COT: Heavy Machine overpowered NME: Vengeance at 29:46 (Heavy Metal) by 2. NME: Tickle Me Pitbull*, Max Violence, and NME/CHAMP: The Executioner decked COT: Strong Machine*, Ghost Machine, and Jumbo Machine at 27:52 (Jaws of Life) by 2. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird destroyed NME: Brute at 37:17 (Rock Bottom) by 5. |
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Card 12: Held in Columbia (Attendance: 9,902) |
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TBABIT: Rock "Paper" Scissors defeated Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 1:58 (Ankle Lock) by 114. COT: Ghost Machine overpowered Chad "The Master of Disaster" Jones at 4:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 94. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher outmuscled Jack Zack at 0:44 (Flying Dropkick) by 133. Central Plains title: COT: Jumbo Machine won over NME/VIP: The Game MC at 18:34 (Jumbo Thumb to the Eye) by 6. Northeast title: NME: Dreadnaught outmuscled NME/VIP: Eye of the Beholder Mike Carver at 24:58 (Ultimate Destruction) by 8. League Six-man titles: COT: Power Machine*, Static Machine, and Heavy Machine won over NME: Tickle Me Pitbull*, Max Violence, and NME/CHAMP: The Executioner at 29:26 (Triple Thumb to the Eye) by 2. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird destroyed NME/VIP: King Carver at 12:41 (Stunner) by 11. |
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Card 13: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 6,639) |
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TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed defeated COT: Ghost Machine at 27:40 (Backbreaker) by 3. COT: Ghost Machine over The Grim Leaper at 1:49 (Count Out). TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher annihilated Paul Hillman at 3:49 (Headbutt) by 102. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher won over NME/VIP: The Game MC at 28:23 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1 (Guest Referee: COT: Strong Machine). COT: Jumbo Machine beat NME/VIP: Eye of the Beholder Mike Carver at 23:30 (Jumbo Thumb to the Eye) by 9 (non-title). Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird decked NME: The Demonic Gourdman at 32:23 (Rock Bottom) by 6. |
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Card 14: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 6,289) |
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TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed defeated NME: Max Violence at 29:25 (Backbreaker) by 4. COT: Ghost Machine bested Sammy Scrubbo at 4:13 (Pumphandle Slam) by 87. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher decked Chad "The Master of Disaster" Jones at 3:39 (Chickenwing) by 88. NME: Tickle Me Pitbull overpowered NME/VIP: Virus at 28:11 (Jaws of Life) by 3. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher overpowered NME/VIP: Eye of the Beholder Mike Carver at 28:19 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird pinned NME/VIP: Millennium at 21:15 (Rock Bottom) by 13. |
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Card 15: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 4,774) |
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TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed outmuscled NME/VIP: Virus at 29:14 (Backbreaker) by 2. COT: Ghost Machine destroyed Scrubbo the Clown at 2:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 142. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher over The Grim Leaper at 5:15 (Count Out). NME: Tickle Me Pitbull bested TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher at 27:55 (Jaws of Life) by 4. NME: Spike outmuscled TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher at 28:49 (Mega-Destoyer) by 2. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird decked NME/CHAMP: The Executioner at 25:13 (Rock Bottom) by 8. |
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Card 16: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 2,339) |
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COT: Heavy Machine annihilated TBABIT: Dill "Goober" Weed at 29:21 (Heavy Metal) by 1 (non-title) (Guest Referee: NME: Mike Mayhem). COT: Ghost Machine beat Burgermeister Meisterburger at 7:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 72. TBABIT: Mike "Check" Belcher over Sammy Scrubbo at 9:07 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). NME/VIP: Virus tied TBABIT: King of the County at 20:10 (Double Count Out). COT: Heavy Machine destroyed NME/CHAMP: The Executioner at 29:55 (Heavy Metal) by 3. Main event: NME: The Mighty Mockingbird defeated NME: Max Violence at 37:03 (Rock Bottom) by 10. |
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Battle Royal: Held in Zacatecas (Attendance: 5,710) |
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COT: Static Machine snatched $1,000 after COT: Jumbo Machine threw him out. COT: Heavy Machine made $1,100 when he was tossed onto the announcer's table by COT: Power Machine. COT: Ghost Machine gained $1,200 in imaginary earnings when COT: Strong Machine threw him out. COT: Jumbo Machine collected $1,300 after being catapulted out by COT: Power Machine. COT: Strong Machine was awarded $1,400 after getting hurled out by COT: Power Machine. COT: Power Machine was the winner of the XPL battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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