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SNAKE VENOM LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #123 -- SUMMER 2025 |
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Card 1: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 29,752) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman bested Tony Balogone in 6 at 2:51 (Bodyslam) by 92. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 decked Psycho Lazer in 6 at 4:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95 (non-title). TUFF: Jungle Woman pinned Pete Byers in 6 at 1:31 (Bodyslam) by 95. AGF: The Sarge won over SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler in 13 at 20:38 (Superplex) by 7. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Meatball Marchoni in 6 at 1:34 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90. EEArmy: Hurricane overpowered AGF: The Sarge at 28:00 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 3 (non-title). Hot Sauce Harry over "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin in 5 at 4:07 (Count Out) (back alley). COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan*, Croc Master, and Firefly overpowered Tiger Fung Le*, Psycho Lazer, and Gaylord Beach at 5:23 (Dreadnok Decapitation) by 75. Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 pinned SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 19:15 (Successful Termination) by 8. |
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Card 2: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 20,886) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Tony Balogone in 6 at 2:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101. TUFF: Jungle Woman over Psycho Lazer in 1 at 8:26 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad). SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Pete Byers in 6 at 3:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104. SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive beat SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 18:14 (Cobra Clutch) by 11 (non-title). King of Hardcore: The Slasher annihilated Meatball Marchoni in 8 at 2:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94. SOS: Faceless Cowpoke Castor Troy decked TUFF: Jungle Woman at 28:11 (Face Off) by 3. SOS: Big Belt Buckle Bzzrtron destroyed Mr. Sam Waterston at 9:56 (Big Buckle Shuffle) by 34. SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown*, April Fools, and Tammy Lahren annihilated Tiger Fung Le*, Psycho Lazer, and Gaylord Beach at 5:32 (Whole Dang Town) by 95. Main event: SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip tied AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 4:05 (Double Disqualification). |
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Card 3: Held in Spokane (Attendance: 15,771) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher defeated Tony Balogone in 8 at 2:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Psycho Lazer in 6 at 4:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95. King of Hardcore: The Slasher beat Pete Byers in 6 at 2:18 (Bodyslam) by 93. SOS: Garfield L'Zanya overpowered SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 27:17 (Pasta Droppa) by 4. SOS: Muriel Puddings over Meatball Marchoni in 1 at 4:04 (Count Out). Judge Wapner over Dr. Jack Hogan in 1 at 29:53 (Count Out). EEArmy: Hurricane destroyed SOS: Big Belt Buckle Bzzrtron at 29:40 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 5 (non-title). COBRA: Croc Master*, Copperhead, and Firefly beat Psycho Lazer, Armond Lance*, and Paul Goode in 6 at 6:27 (Chickenwing) by 62. Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over AGF: The Sarge at 49:53 (Successful Termination) by 1. |
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Card 4: Held in Staten Island (Attendance: 24,583) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings outmuscled Tony Balogone in 6 at 3:57 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101. King of Hardcore: The Slasher bested Psycho Lazer in 8 at 4:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 116. SOS: Muriel Puddings defeated Pete Byers in 6 at 1:02 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104. SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird destroyed SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 28:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. TUFF: Jungle Woman beat Ricky Aloha in 6 at 6:04 (Bodyslam) by 64. SOS: Garfield L'Zanya pinned SOS: Rootin' Tootin' Pollux Dualbutts at 28:36 (Pasta Droppa) by 1. King of Hardcore: The Slasher defeated Janet Pounder in 6 at 2:44 (Bodyslam) by 86. AGF: The Sarge*, Special Ops: Agent 86, and Commander Steele defeated Psycho Lazer, Armond Lance*, and Paul Goode in 6 at 5:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 68. Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over TUFF: Jungle Woman at 39:29 (Successful Termination) by 7. |
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Card 5: Held in Pensacola (Attendance: 24,677) |
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AGF: The Sarge overpowered Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 3:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105 (non-title). SOS: Muriel Puddings over Psycho Lazer in 1 at 4:40 (Count Out). TUFF: Jungle Woman pinned R.J. Ferguson in 9 at 4:03 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106. Dragonfly Strike title: SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr pinned SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler in 13 at 13:14 (Brainbuster) by 12. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Ricky Aloha in 6 at 4:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 73. EEArmy: Hurricane defeated SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 18:16 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 6 (non-title). TUFF: Jungle Woman over Barbara Adams in 1 at 7:20 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title). SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna*, Baddest American Wiper Charmin C., and "Sleazy" Chase Tail destroyed SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 7:36 (Burn with Waffle Iron) by 15. Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 30:06 (Successful Termination) by 4. |
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Card 6: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 20,905) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman annihilated Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 6:41 (Bodyslam) by 99. TUFF: Jungle Woman defeated Brian Benz in 6 at 2:16 (Bodyslam) by 81. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard outmuscled R.J. Ferguson in 6 at 5:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 69. SOS: Tara Bull destroyed SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 29:55 (Bull Charge) by 3 (non-title). King of Hardcore: The Slasher destroyed Ricky Aloha in 6 at 4:32 (Bodyslam) by 62. SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers decked SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 28:59 (A Summer's Disregard) by 5. King of Hardcore: The Slasher won over Barbara Adams in 6 at 2:40 (Bodyslam) by 109. Mr. George Barlow*, "Demented" Dr. Ed Robbins, and Mr. Sam Waterston destroyed COBRA: Storm Shadow, Cobra Commander, and Dreadnok Buzzer* at 27:17 (Double Axe Handle) by 2. Main event: SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman annihilated AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 28:09 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 1. |
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Card 7: Held in Phoenix (Attendance: 20,458) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 1:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Brian Benz in 6 at 3:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90. King of Hardcore: The Slasher annihilated R.J. Ferguson in 9 at 6:19 (Low Blow) by 96. SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown won over SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 27:00 (Whole Dang Town) by 4 (non-title). SOS: Muriel Puddings defeated Ricky Aloha in 6 at 7:21 (Pumphandle Slam) by 73. SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers outmuscled King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 9:35 (A Summer's Disregard) by 48. King of Hardcore: The Slasher bested "Battlin'" Buddy Cohn in 7 at 8:09 (Palm Strike) by 44. SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest*, Faceless Cowpoke Castor Troy, and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees overpowered SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 17:22 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 7. Main event: EEArmy: Hurricane overpowered SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 59:32 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 1. |
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Card 8: Held in Bern (Attendance: 18,545) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher overpowered Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 1:31 (Bodyslam) by 97. King of Hardcore: The Slasher overpowered Brian Benz in 9 at 1:26 (Low Blow) by 139. SOS: Muriel Puddings pinned R.J. Ferguson in 6 at 5:49 (Pumphandle Slam) by 69. SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely decked SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 27:18 (Luck O' The Irish) by 1 (non-title). Ricky Aloha decked Dr. George Bullard at 29:24 (Gourdbuster) by 2 (Hell in a Cell). SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird pinned SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 29:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. CURE: Masked Legend bested "Crippler" Conrad Bain at 18:21 (Legend Maker) by 9. Dragonfly Strike Six-man titles: SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant, Vanity, and "Abs" O'Lutely* beat SOS: Tammy Lahren, The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version)*, and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 11:16 (Luck O' The Irish) by 17. Main event: EEArmy: Hurricane decked AGF: Commander Steele at 38:50 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 2. |
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Card 9: Held in Ozone Park (Attendance: 27,914) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings won over Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 3:30 (Pumphandle Slam) by 108. SOS: Muriel Puddings destroyed Brian Benz in 6 at 1:50 (Pumphandle Slam) by 90. TUFF: Jungle Woman annihilated Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 2:57 (Bodyslam) by 78. SOS: April Fools pinned SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 28:42 (Joke's On You) by 4 (non-title). AGF: Commander Steele destroyed Charlie Jackson in 12 at 4:50 (Superplex) by 123 (non-title). Golden Crane title: SOS: Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelegeuse beat SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 23:27 (Bug Zapper) by 8. CURE: Masked Legend over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 14 at 4:23 (Disqualification: manager in ring). AGF: The Sarge, Special Ops: Agent 86, and Commander Steele* beat SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 23:10 (Full Metal Finish) by 8. Main event: EEArmy: Hurricane annihilated SOS: Big Belt Buckle Bzzrtron at 56:02 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 5. |
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Card 10: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 29,996) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher bested Billy Talent at 3:18 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 90. TUFF: Jungle Woman won over Brian Smith in 7 at 5:18 (Ankle Lock) by 90. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 2:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87. SOS: Tammy Lahren overpowered SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 18:04 (Fake News) by 6 (non-title). King of Hardcore: The Slasher bested Charlie Jackson at 4:14 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 100. EEArmy: Hurricane decked SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 22:58 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 6. SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) annihilated TUFF: Jungle Woman at 28:12 (Look What You Made Me Do) by 1. AGF: The Sarge, Special Ops: Agent 86, and Commander Steele* annihilated SOS: Tammy Lahren, The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version)*, and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 18:50 (Full Metal Finish) by 8. Main event: EEArmy: Hurricane annihilated SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 33:28 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 6. |
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Card 11: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 25,605) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman beat Andy Hawkins in 6 at 4:16 (Bodyslam) by 118. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Brian Smith in 7 at 6:11 (Side Slam) by 95. King of Hardcore: The Slasher beat Ricardo Gonzales at 4:43 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 110. SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler drew SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 13:01 (Double Count Out) (non-title). King of Hardcore: The Slasher destroyed Dustin Hurt in 6 at 7:25 (Bodyslam) by 71. SOS: Sharon is Karen won over TUFF: Jungle Woman at 28:22 (Figure Four) by 1. EEArmy: Hurricane outmuscled TUFF: Jungle Woman at 23:41 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 9 (non-title). Golden Dragon Six-man titles: SOS: Tara Bull, Waffle House Waitress Tanya*, and Waffle House Waitress Wanda beat SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 14:28 (Hot Coffee to Eyes) by 17. Main event: SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr overpowered EEArmy: Hurricane at 46:12 (Cobra Clutch) by 2. |
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Card 12: Held in Chickasaw County (Attendance: 19,221) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Andy Hawkins in 6 at 1:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 127. King of Hardcore: The Slasher won over Brian Smith in 8 at 6:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90. SOS: Muriel Puddings annihilated Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 5:34 (Pumphandle Slam) by 87. SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip overpowered SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 21:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. King of Hardcore: The Slasher defeated Art Butler in 9 at 4:53 (Low Blow) by 80. SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia beat King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 9:15 (Cobra Clutch) by 43. EEArmy: Hurricane decked AGF: Commander Steele at 29:47 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 2 (non-title). SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird tied SOS: Tammy Lahren, The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version)*, and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 4:04 (Double Disqualification). Main event: SOS: Mimi Minx decked SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr at 29:25 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 1. |
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Card 13: Held in Paris (Attendance: 17,214) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher overpowered Andy Hawkins in 6 at 0:44 (Bodyslam) by 116. SOS: Muriel Puddings over Brian Smith in 3 at 3:55 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles). King of Hardcore: The Slasher pinned Ricky the Greaser in 6 at 5:54 (Bodyslam) by 71. SOS: Big Belt Buckle Bzzrtron defeated SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 28:13 (Big Buckle Shuffle) by 5. King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Big Bob Orton in 1 at 10:14 (Count Out). SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip won over SOS: Vanity at 27:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. AGF: Commander Steele annihilated SOS: Yoca Puddings at 28:57 (Code Red) by 1. SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong, Rootin' Tootin' Pollux Dualbutts*, and Photon Ray Gunslinger overpowered SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 17:07 (Actual Headbutt) by 7. Main event: SOS: Mimi Minx won over SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard at 46:16 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 4. |
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Card 14: Held in Fort Smith (Attendance: 29,376) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings decked Andy Hawkins in 6 at 1:00 (Pumphandle Slam) by 127. TUFF: Jungle Woman decked Gaylord Beach in 14 at 2:30 (Brainbuster) by 166. SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr bested SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 16:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 12. TUFF: Jungle Woman defeated SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 29:05 (Jaguar Pounce) by 1. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled Leo Barton in 6 at 3:10 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87 (non-title). SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr beat SOS: Photon Ray Gunslinger at 19:06 (Cobra Clutch) by 8. CURE: Masked President Clinton overpowered King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 17:37 (Boston Crab) by 14. SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Coppertone Tanner Summers*, and "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird decked Judge Wapner*, Mr. George Peppard, and Dr. Sam Loomis at 4:14 (A Summer's Disregard) by 27. Main event: SOS: Mimi Minx decked SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 54:47 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 3. |
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Card 15: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 22,062) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman annihilated Kenny Allen in 6 at 5:33 (Bodyslam) by 88. AGF: Commander Steele defeated Gaylord Beach in 8 at 4:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113 (non-title). AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 bested SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 15:24 (Successful Termination) by 8 (non-title). AGF: Commander Steele outmuscled SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler in 13 at 16:21 (Brainbuster) by 7. Mr. George Peppard bested Leo Barton at 4:25 (Running Powerbomb) by 54 (lumberjack). SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr bested Senator Chuck Grassley at 4:10 (Cobra Clutch) by 27 (anything goes). "Bulldog" Bud Carson over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 11 at 7:54 (Disqualification: hit ref). SOS: Sharon is Karen, "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia, and Rich "Corinthian" Leather* overpowered SOS: Tammy Lahren, The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version)*, and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 15:06 (Big Splash) by 15. Main event: SOS: Mimi Minx won over SOS: John Romney at 46:05 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 4. |
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Card 16: Held in Mexico City (Attendance: 26,081) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Kenny Allen in 8 at 2:40 (European Uppercut) by 114. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Gaylord Beach in 8 at 3:13 (European Uppercut) by 115. SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 11 at 2:28 (Count Out). SOS: The Grammar Hammer won over SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler in 13 at 17:39 (Brainbuster) by 11. King of Hardcore: The Slasher destroyed Leo Barton in 6 at 5:14 (Bodyslam) by 76. SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr beat EEArmy: Hurricane at 29:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 (non-title). Hot Sauce Harry annihilated Mr. Bill McDonald in 8 at 3:53 (European Uppercut) by 68. SOS: Tammy Lahren, The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version)*, and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) pinned "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin, "Bulldog" Bud Carson, and Principal Bernie Rickelman* at 11:26 (Champagne Problems) by 14. Main event: SOS: Mimi Minx overpowered SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls at 37:13 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 3. |
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Card 17: Held in Florence (Attendance: 18,019) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Kenny Allen in 1 at 6:25 (Count Out). King of Hardcore: The Slasher destroyed Gaylord Beach in 8 at 4:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107. Mr. George Barlow over Fr. Jack Sterling in 11 at 2:14 (Count Out) (razor wire). SOS: "All Business" Aaron Hole beat SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler in 13 at 11:51 (Camel Clutch) by 12. King of Hardcore: The Slasher outmuscled Bob Adams in 8 at 6:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96. CURE: Awesome Sean MCA beat King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 13:51 (Nighty Night) by 14. Mr. Sam Waterston overpowered Mr. Bill McDonald at 5:41 (Full Nelson) by 86 (cage). |
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Card 18: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 28,576) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings over Kenny Allen in 2 at 6:57 (Count Out). SOS: Muriel Puddings annihilated Gaylord Beach in 6 at 3:00 (Pumphandle Slam) by 103. Mr. Bill McDonald over Mr. George Barlow in 12 at 3:20 (Count Out). SOS: TT Taylor pinned SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 22:47 (That's Tough, Bro) by 6. King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Roman Castro in 3 at 1:12 (Count Out). SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman decked SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong at 28:28 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 4. CURE: Bad News Blake overpowered King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 13:29 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 14. |
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Card 19: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 22,573) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled Pete Pulson in 12 at 6:05 (Figure Four) by 98 (non-title). Cowboy Hodge over Dr. James Mayer in 13 at 5:12 (Count Out) (Indian strap). COBRA: Dreadnok Zandar overpowered "Demented" Dr. Ed Robbins at 28:22 (Dreadnok Cycle Kick) by 5. SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler won over King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 4:18 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 39 (non-title). AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled Paul Goode in 6 at 4:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102 (non-title). Emperor's Wrath title: SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees outmuscled TUFF: Jungle Woman at 27:01 (Figure Four) by 5. COBRA: Dreadnok Torch over King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 2:41 (Count Out). |
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Card 20: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 16,419) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman destroyed Bret Anthony in 11 at 0:41 (Figure Four) by 137. King of Hardcore: The Slasher overpowered Cowboy Hodge at 2:34 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 72. "Demented" Dr. Ed Robbins tied CURE: Masked President Clinton (Time Limit). SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman bested SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 19:48 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 9. TUFF: Jungle Woman outmuscled Paul Goode in 6 at 6:07 (Bodyslam) by 93. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Senator Chuck Grassley in 14 at 3:47 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title). Dr. Hiram Baker annihilated "Crippler" Conrad Bain at 10:33 (Tongue Depressor DDT) by 12 (I quit). |
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Card 21: Held in Burton (Attendance: 19,732) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Bret Anthony in 11 at 2:32 (Big Splash) by 146. TUFF: Jungle Woman destroyed Jonny Franco in 6 at 3:26 (Bodyslam) by 66. SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip overpowered SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 27:11 (Cobra Clutch) by 4. SOS: Muriel Puddings decked SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 27:15 (Snack Pack) by 3. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Paul Goode in 6 at 2:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed Mr. Jerry Jones at 9:42 (Successful Termination) by 23 (non-title). COBRA: Dreadnok Buzzer defeated King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 7:06 (Power-Slam) by 15. |
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Card 22: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 19,318) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher destroyed Bret Anthony at 1:18 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 130. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Jonny Franco in 6 at 4:50 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 75. SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. won over King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 6:56 (Roll Up) by 43. SOS: Yoca Puddings defeated SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 17:21 (Tapioca Sunrise) by 7. King of Hardcore: The Slasher decked Paul Goode at 2:29 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 136. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 annihilated King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 7:34 (Successful Termination) by 47 (non-title). CURE: Masked Donald Trump pinned King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 13:47 (Make IWA Great Again) by 15. |
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Card 23: Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 18,696) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings bested Bret Anthony at 2:30 (Snack Pack) by 172. King of Hardcore: The Slasher decked Jonny Franco in 6 at 3:18 (Bodyslam) by 64. COBRA: Dreadnok Zandar over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 14 at 3:36 (Disqualification: nail file). King of Hardcore: The Slasher beat Leila Lighthearted in 6 at 4:18 (Bodyslam) by 96. SOS: Muriel Puddings bested Paul Goode in 6 at 4:03 (Pumphandle Slam) by 102. SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip bested SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides at 29:25 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. EEArmy: Hurricane defeated SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 27:16 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 1 (non-title). |
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Card 24: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 18,703) |
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AGF: The Sarge beat Tiger Fung Le at 0:24 (Boot Wash) by 126 (non-title). SOS: Muriel Puddings decked Jonny Franco in 6 at 3:08 (Pumphandle Slam) by 75. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan in 11 at 7:41 (Disqualification: used powder) (non-title). King of Hardcore: The Slasher overpowered Royal Wilbon in 8 at 6:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 67. Mr. George Peppard pinned Gary Santos at 7:17 (Running Powerbomb) by 45. SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip annihilated TUFF: Jungle Woman at 15:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 7 (non-title). EEArmy: Hurricane outmuscled SOS: Muriel Puddings at 22:33 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 7. |
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Card 25: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 27,446) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman overpowered Tiger Fung Le at 3:27 (Jaguar Pounce) by 120. TUFF: Jungle Woman bested The Masked Rogue in 12 at 4:25 (Backbreaker) by 114. COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan decked King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 13:18 (Torture Rack Cobra Clutch) by 13. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed Soupy MaGee in 6 at 4:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93 (non-title). EDGE: Dank Kinorew overpowered Mr. Nels Olsen at 4:29 (Dank Days) by 105. SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip annihilated King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 14 at 10:44 (Superplex) by 45. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 and Commander Steele* pinned Tiger Fung Le* and Gaylord Beach at 1:42 (Full Metal Finish) by 101. |
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Card 26: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 20,876) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Tiger Fung Le at 1:55 (Hard Times) by 128. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested The Masked Rogue in 10 at 4:08 (Ankle Lock) by 109. COBRA: Cobra Commander over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 12 at 4:05 (Count Out). King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Soupy MaGee in 3 at 9:58 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin defeated Mr. Nels Olsen at 15:17 (Figure Four) by 23. Celestial Tiger title: EEArmy: Hurricane decked SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip at 27:25 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 2. AGF: The Sarge* and Special Ops: Agent 86 overpowered Psycho Lazer and Armond Lance* in 6 at 5:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87. |
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Card 27: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 28,394) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher bested Tiger Fung Le at 6:34 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 80. King of Hardcore: The Slasher over The Masked Rogue in 3 at 0:41 (Disqualification: tied opponent up). Senator Chuck Grassley won over COBRA: Croc Master at 28:29 (Flying Korean Hammerlock) by 4 (Extreme Rulz). Jack Butabi over Dr. James Mayer in 3 at 3:40 (Disqualification: nail file) (hardcore). SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant destroyed Senator Chuck Grassley at 14:16 (Figure Four) by 18. TUFF: Jungle Woman overpowered Roxy in 6 at 1:51 (Bodyslam) by 109 (non-title). Fr. Jack Sterling and "Crippler" Conrad Bain* defeated "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin and Mr. George Snider* at 14:02 (TV Deathlock) by 11. |
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Card 28: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 29,795) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings annihilated Tiger Fung Le at 4:26 (Snack Pack) by 122. SOS: Muriel Puddings outmuscled The Masked Rogue in 12 at 1:09 (Big Splash) by 119. COBRA: Croc Master over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 12 at 7:05 (Count Out). King of Hardcore: The Slasher defeated Jack Butabi at 2:42 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 104. King of Hardcore: The Slasher bested Vixen in 6 at 6:01 (Bodyslam) by 97. King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Roxy in 2 at 3:35 (Count Out). SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers* and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees defeated The Stepfather and Senator Chuck Grassley* at 14:49 (A Summer's Disregard) by 16. |
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Card 29: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 19,810) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher pinned The Tall Man at 3:50 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 74. "Battlin'" Buddy Cohn over Robert Morgan in 2 at 7:40 (Count Out). Mr. Jerry Jones destroyed COBRA: Dreadnok Road Pig at 16:51 (Flying Japanese Toehold) by 6. King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Ronnie Scott in 1 at 4:35 (Disqualification: refused to break choke). King of Hardcore: The Slasher overpowered Crystal Ball in 8 at 2:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110. COBRA: Firefly pinned Capt. Stubing at 5:21 (Shuriken Kick) by 92. Dr. Jack Hogan and Dr. Sam Loomis* won over Art Butler* and Paul Goode at 10:38 (Michael Myers Lariat) by 26. |
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Card 30: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 19,295) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher decked Shorty Smallz in 6 at 5:51 (Bodyslam) by 69. TUFF: Jungle Woman outmuscled Robert Morgan in 12 at 1:48 (Backbreaker) by 118. COBRA: Dreadnok Road Pig over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 14 at 4:22 (Disqualification: used steel chair). King of Hardcore: The Slasher won over Manny Quinn in 6 at 6:54 (Bodyslam) by 61. Dr. George Bullard pinned Crystal Ball at 5:39 (Stress Test Full Nelson) by 61 (2 out of 3 falls). "Battlin'" Buddy Cohn over Capt. Stubing in 1 at 6:35 (Count Out). Dragonfly Strike Tag-team titles: AGF: The Sarge and Special Ops: Agent 86* outmuscled SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers* and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees at 28:57 (Total Annihilation) by 1. |
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Card 31: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 17,939) |
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TUFF: Jungle Woman overpowered Leon Locke at 0:30 (Jaguar Pounce) by 170. SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Robert Morgan in 6 at 3:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 81. COBRA: Dreadnok Monkeywrench outmuscled Judge Wapner at 21:20 (Front Flip Piledriver) by 8. King of Hardcore: The Slasher won over Armond Lance in 6 at 3:54 (Bodyslam) by 103. AGF: The Sarge beat SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 27:53 (Boot Wash) by 3. Mr. George Peppard outmuscled Capt. Stubing at 6:28 (Running Powerbomb) by 35 (4 corners). Golden Dragon Tag-team titles: SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers* and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees overpowered AGF: The Sarge and Commander Steele* at 28:32 (A Summer's Disregard) by 1. |
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Card 32: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 18,934) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Leon Locke in 6 at 3:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80. Dr. Sam Loomis pinned Robert Morgan at 23:00 (Halloween Deathlock) by 6 (TLC). COBRA: Dreadnok Monkeywrench over King of Hardcore: The Slasher in 14 at 4:46 (Count Out). King of Hardcore: The Slasher destroyed Tony Valentine in 6 at 6:48 (Bodyslam) by 88. Dragon's Fang title: SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip outmuscled AGF: The Sarge at 29:22 (Cobra Clutch) by 1. EEArmy: Hurricane annihilated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 24:31 (Eye of the Hurricane) by 9. AGF: The Sarge* and Commander Steele over Principal Bernie Rickelman* and Mr. Bill McDonald in 14 at 2:55 (Count Out). |
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Card 33: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 16,350) |
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King of Hardcore: The Slasher over Leon Locke in 2 at 8:43 (Count Out). King of Hardcore: The Slasher annihilated Robert Morgan at 6:19 (Screwdriver/Scissors) by 93. AGF: The Sarge outmuscled SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 28:58 (Boot Wash) by 3. AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 decked Meatball Marchoni in 6 at 5:28 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90 (non-title). AGF: The Sarge overpowered Dr. Sam Loomis in 6 at 2:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83. AGF: Commander Steele beat SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 29:15 (Code Red) by 4. SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers* and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees outmuscled AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 and Commander Steele* at 28:00 (A Summer's Disregard) by 2. |
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Card 34: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 29,870) |
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SOS: Muriel Puddings bested Leon Locke at 1:53 (Snack Pack) by 172. SOS: Muriel Puddings bested Robert Morgan in 6 at 5:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 81. SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest decked King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 8:25 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 43. TUFF: Jungle Woman over Meatball Marchoni in 1 at 3:04 (Disqualification: used powder). AGF: The Sarge pinned SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 28:29 (Boot Wash) by 1. SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda annihilated King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 7:47 (Strangle with Dirty Dishrag) by 43. COBRA: Cobra Commander, Laird James McCullen Destro XXIV, and Firefly* over Tony Balogone, Waffle House Bandit, and Jonny Franco* in 3 at 6:02 (Count Out). |
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Card 35: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 29,408) |
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SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler pinned Psycho Lazer in 6 at 2:17 (Pumphandle Slam) by 95 (non-title). "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin annihilated Pete Byers at 2:45 (Figure Four) by 52. SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant pinned SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 27:02 (Figure Four) by 3 (non-title). AGF: Commander Steele decked Meatball Marchoni in 6 at 5:43 (Headlock) by 85 (non-title). AGF: The Sarge defeated Mr. George Snider at 3:16 (Boot Wash) by 124. SOS: Rootin' Tootin' Pollux Dualbutts annihilated King of Hardcore: The Slasher at 5:18 (Actual Headbutt) by 42. COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan*, Copperhead, and Firefly decked Andy Hawkins, Soupy MaGee, and Tony Valentine* at 3:11 (Dreadnok Decapitation) by 69. |
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Dragon's Coil Royale: Held in Boulder (Attendance: 25,057) |
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Mr. Stan Lee was paid $1,000 after Capt. Stubing threw him onto the concrete floor. Dr. Sam Loomis was paid a quick $1,100 when SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides flipped him out. "Battlin'" Buddy Cohn picked up $1,200 after getting thrown into some chairs at ringside by Capt. Stubing. Capt. Stubing snatched $1,300 when "Demented" Dr. Ed Robbins tossed him out. Dr. Richard Bloomfield got $1,400 after Hot Sauce Harry threw him out. Mr. George Peppard made $1,500 after SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) and "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin threw him into some fans at ringside. "Bone Brekker" Bud Hlavin received an imaginary $1,600 when he was thrown out by "Demented" Dr. Ed Robbins. Dr. Jack Hogan picked up $1,700 when he got tossed into his manager at ringside by SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides. Mr. George Snider earned $1,800 after TUFF: Jungle Woman threw him out. "Handsome" Hugh Hefner got $1,900 when he was tossed out by SOS: Muriel Puddings and TUFF: Jungle Woman. Judge Wapner won $2,000 after SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia flung him out. Hot Sauce Harry made $2,100 when he got catapulted into his manager at ringside by SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides. "Crippler" Conrad Bain got $2,200 when AGF: Commander Steele tossed him into his manager at ringside. King of Hardcore: The Slasher got $2,300 after he was thrown outside the ring by Principal Bernie Rickelman. "Demented" Dr. Ed Robbins took home $2,400 after SOS: Muriel Puddings threw him onto the announcer's table. Mr. Jerry Jones was awarded $2,500 when he got flung over the top rope by AGF: The Sarge. Mr. Sam Waterston earned an imaginary $2,600 after being flung into some fans at ringside by SOS: Muriel Puddings. Dr. Hiram Baker got an imaginary $2,700 after SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides threw him out. Principal Bernie Rickelman picked up $2,800 in imaginary money when SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) threw him out. SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) pocketed $2,900 after being catapulted out of the ring by AGF: Commander Steele. TUFF: Jungle Woman collected $3,000 when SOS: Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelegeuse threw her out. SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) picked up $3,100 when AGF: The Sarge threw him out. AGF: The Sarge was given $3,200 when he got thrown out by SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia. SOS: Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelegeuse grabbed $3,300 when SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides threw him out. SOS: Huckleberry Aristeides was paid $3,400 after AGF: Commander Steele threw him over the turnbuckle. SOS: Muriel Puddings pocketed $3,500 when she got thrown onto the concrete floor by SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia. SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia gained $3,600 after getting thrown outside the ring by AGF: Commander Steele. AGF: Commander Steele won the Dragon's Coil Royale and its $40,000 prize. |
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