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SNAKE VENOM LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #117 -- FEBRUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Hollywood (Attendance: 9,900) |
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Jimmy Hardbody outmuscled Tony Balogone in 6 at 1:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 107.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Gaylord Beach in 14 at 1:25 (Superplex) by 154.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna annihilated AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 29:30 (Burn with Waffle Iron) by 3 (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely pinned SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 29:23 (Luck O' The Irish) by 4.
SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip annihilated SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 27:49 (Big Splash) by 1.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 annihilated Mr. Jerry Jones at 12:33 (Successful Termination) by 16 (non-title).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely* and Waffle House Waitress Wanda pinned AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86* and TUFF: Commander Steele at 13:48 (Luck O' The Irish) by 17.
Main event: SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. overpowered AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 48:04 (Roll Up) by 7. |
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| Card 2: Held in Bordeaux (Attendance: 5,467) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over Tony Balogone in 6 at 4:40 (Bodyslam) by 107.
TUFF: Commander Steele annihilated Gaylord Beach in 14 at 1:37 (Superplex) by 154.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. pinned SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 28:22 (Roll Up) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest won over Johnny Hardbody at 29:24 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 4.
SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers overpowered Johnny Hardbody at 27:04 (A Summer's Disregard) by 3.
SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather defeated Johnny Hardbody at 28:48 (Slingshot Suplex) by 4.
Gary Santos, AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86, and TUFF: Commander Steele* beat Waffle House Bandit, Kenny Allen, and Al Pine* in 6 at 8:12 (Headlock) by 42.
Main event: SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. won over SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 42:59 (Roll Up) by 7. |
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| Card 3: Held in Durban (Attendance: 9,459) |
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Johnny Hardbody bested Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 3:33 (Bodyslam) by 94.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over Cowboy Hodge in 6 at 4:38 (Bodyslam) by 61.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler defeated SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 29:51 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 3.
SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest tied TUFF: Commander Steele at 4:14 (No Contest).
SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird tied SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 10:57 (Double Count Out).
EDGE: Achilles defeated Johnny Hardbody at 28:48 (Brainbuster) by 3.
COBRA: Croc Master, Copperhead, and Big Boa* annihilated Waffle House Bandit, Psycho Lazer, and Cowboy Hodge* at 8:10 (Knockout Punch) by 40 (Commissioner's Choice).
Main event: SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. defeated Johnny Hardbody at 35:13 (Roll Up) by 6. |
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| Card 4: Held in Managua (Attendance: 5,805) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 2:45 (Bodyslam) by 99.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Jonny Franco in 6 at 3:32 (Bodyslam) by 80.
Central Plains title: SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. decked SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 17:55 (Roll Up) by 7.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler bested Jimmy Hardbody at 28:49 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 1.
SOS: Sharon is Karen bested Johnny Hardbody at 27:38 (Big Splash) by 4.
EDGE: Achilles destroyed SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 27:28 (Brainbuster) by 1.
COBRA: Dreadnok Zarana, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna*, and Raptor over Vixen, Roxy*, and Barbara Adams in 2 at 6:10 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (Commissioner's Choice).
Main event: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia overpowered SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 31:28 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 5: Held in Hyde Park (Attendance: 7,351) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Andy Hawkins in 6 at 2:08 (Bodyslam) by 102.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Al Pine in 12 at 1:23 (Figure Four) by 158.
SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia pinned SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 28:41 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler pinned SOS: Tara Bull at 28:17 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 2.
SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia destroyed SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees at 28:44 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) decked Johnny Hardbody at 29:08 (Champagne Problems) by 5 (Guest Referee: TUFF: Commander Steele).
CURE: Awesome Sean MCA, Bad News Blake*, and Sheik Yerbutti bested COBRA: Tomax Rogue*, "Iron Grenadier" Darklon, and Laird James McCullen Destro XXIV at 21:52 (Bad News Backbreaker) by 8 (Commissioner's Choice).
Main event: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia pinned SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 33:05 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 6: Held in Beijing (Attendance: 4,820) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard outmuscled Kenny Allen in 6 at 4:04 (Bodyslam) by 114.
TUFF: Commander Steele bested Al Pine in 6 at 4:51 (Headlock) by 71.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. drew SOS: Mimi Minx (Time Limit).
East Coast title: SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler beat Johnny Hardbody at 15:12 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 9.
SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia pinned SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 29:25 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: Yoca Puddings annihilated Johnny Hardbody at 28:09 (Tapioca Sunrise) by 4.
Jimmy Hardbody, EDGE: Jupiter*, and Johnny Hardbody outmuscled Gary Santos, AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86*, and TUFF: Commander Steele at 13:14 (Figure Four) by 19.
Main event: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia defeated EDGE: Achilles at 43:53 (Backbreaker) by 4. |
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| Card 7: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 2,661) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 pinned Pete Pulson in 7 at 9:36 (Palm Strike) by 42 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered The Masked Rogue in 12 at 2:17 (Figure Four) by 126.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. annihilated SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 27:48 (Roll Up) by 3 (non-title).
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 decked Meatball Marchoni in 6 at 5:54 (Headlock) by 86 (non-title).
SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia won over TUFF: Commander Steele at 28:24 (Backbreaker) by 3.
Waffle House Bandit* and Cowboy Hodge overpowered Denny Dawson and Gary Santos* in 14 at 9:33 (Camel Clutch) by 32 (Commissioner's Choice).
EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis decked Gary Santos, AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86*, and TUFF: Commander Steele at 15:41 (Figure Four) by 19.
Main event: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia outmuscled SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 39:17 (Backbreaker) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 1,121) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Bret Anthony in 11 at 0:51 (Slingshot Suplex) by 134.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed Robert Morgan in 6 at 7:43 (Headlock) by 63 (non-title).
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. beat Johnny Hardbody at 20:16 (Roll Up) by 6 (non-title).
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled Ricky Aloha in 6 at 5:26 (Headlock) by 67 (non-title).
SOS: Mimi Minx decked SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr at 28:09 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Hermes).
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna* and "Sleazy" Chase Tail destroyed Tiger Fung Le* and Psycho Lazer in 6 at 7:57 (Fallaway Slam) by 70.
SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, and April Fools* drew EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis at 1:35 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia annihilated SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 43:45 (Backbreaker) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 5,535) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Tiger Fung Le at 1:39 (Hard Times) by 144.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Robert Morgan in 12 at 2:17 (Figure Four) by 118.
TV title: SOS: The Grammar Hammer won over SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 27:53 (I Before E) by 4.
EDGE: Achilles bested SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant at 27:48 (Brainbuster) by 1.
SOS: Mimi Minx won over SOS: Muriel Puddings at 17:34 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 6.
TV Tag-team titles: Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody pinned Tiger Fung Le* and Psycho Lazer in 14 at 2:36 (Superplex) by 133.
Jimmy Hardbody, EDGE: Jupiter*, and Johnny Hardbody drew EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis at 2:56 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia decked SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 38:09 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 10: Held in Lima (Attendance: 9,578) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over Leon Locke in 6 at 5:12 (Bodyslam) by 75.
Johnny Hardbody annihilated Gene White in 11 at 1:24 (Superplex) by 116.
SOS: "All Business" Aaron Hole annihilated SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 29:25 (All Business Bomb) by 2.
Great Lakes title: Jimmy Hardbody pinned SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 28:55 (The Hardbody Press) by 1.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman overpowered SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 29:05 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 2.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86* and TUFF: Commander Steele defeated Tiger Fung Le* and Gaylord Beach in 8 at 7:28 (Pumphandle Slam) by 67.
EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis defeated SOS: Sharon is Karen*, Tammy Lahren, and Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 28:53 (Figure Four) by 1.
Main event: SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler pinned SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 37:12 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 5,995) |
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SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. pinned Psycho Lazer in 6 at 4:37 (Ankle Lock) by 100 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard destroyed Gene White in 11 at 3:00 (Slingshot Suplex) by 118.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. decked SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 28:03 (Roll Up) by 1 (non-title).
Jimmy Hardbody pinned SOS: Mimi Minx at 27:42 (The Hardbody Press) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) overpowered SOS: April Fools at 28:02 (Champagne Problems) by 2.
Psycho Lazer and TUFF: Commander Steele* drew Leo Barton and SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail* (Time Limit).
EDGE: Achilles, Theseus*, and Adonis annihilated SOS: Vanity, "Other World" Lee Starr, and "Delicious" Chip Dip* at 27:19 (Figure Four) by 2.
Main event: SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler won over SOS: Mimi Minx at 46:05 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 3. |
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| Card 12: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 7,015) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 beat Psycho Lazer in 6 at 6:03 (Headlock) by 96 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Pete Byers in 6 at 4:29 (Bodyslam) by 85.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. drew SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 4:57 (Double Count Out).
Jimmy Hardbody beat SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 28:24 (The Hardbody Press) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: A. B. Sting).
EDGE: Achilles annihilated SOS: Tammy Lahren at 28:53 (Brainbuster) by 1.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna and "Sleazy" Chase Tail* drew SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees* at 2:17 (Double Disqualification).
Main event: SOS: TT Taylor outmuscled SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 56:51 (That's Tough, Bro) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Jersey City (Attendance: 7,935) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Psycho Lazer in 6 at 1:46 (Bodyslam) by 99.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered R.J. Ferguson in 6 at 7:57 (Bodyslam) by 65.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. destroyed SOS: Muriel Puddings at 24:02 (Roll Up) by 6.
Jimmy Hardbody bested EDGE: Achilles at 28:28 (The Hardbody Press) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Ricky Aloha).
SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong drew SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 5:00 (Double Count Out).
SOS: Tara Bull* and Waffle House Waitress Tanya defeated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna and "Sleazy" Chase Tail* at 29:55 (Bull Charge) by 4.
Main event: SOS: TT Taylor decked SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard at 19:06 (That's Tough, Bro) by 6. |
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| Card 14: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 3,786) |
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Jimmy Hardbody overpowered Brian Benz in 6 at 3:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 overpowered Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 5:34 (Headlock) by 84 (non-title).
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. annihilated SOS: Yoca Puddings at 29:20 (Roll Up) by 2.
Jimmy Hardbody defeated SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 27:06 (The Hardbody Press) by 2 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda destroyed SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 27:24 (Strangle with Dirty Dishrag) by 4.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely* and Waffle House Waitress Wanda beat SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna and "Sleazy" Chase Tail* at 19:48 (Luck O' The Irish) by 6.
Main event: SOS: TT Taylor defeated SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 32:42 (That's Tough, Bro) by 3. |
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| Card 15: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 8,487) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Brian Benz in 6 at 6:48 (Bodyslam) by 86.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 2:53 (Bodyslam) by 87.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan at 12:11 (Successful Termination) by 14 (non-title).
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive beat SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail at 29:03 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail overpowered Johnny Hardbody at 28:00 (Superplex) by 3.
SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong* and Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) defeated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna and "Sleazy" Chase Tail* at 29:02 (We Go Together Like) by 2.
Main event: SOS: TT Taylor bested SOS: John Romney at 56:19 (That's Tough, Bro) by 1. |
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| Card 16: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 2,500) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Brian Smith in 7 at 2:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 128.
SOS: Mimi Minx annihilated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 28:12 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 4.
COBRA: Cobra Commander bested Tony Valentine in 11 at 0:27 (Diving Headbutt) by 150 (Commissioner's Choice).
SOS: Vanity decked SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 16:55 (Backbreaker) by 6.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Senator Chuck Grassley in 14 at 8:09 (Disqualification: tied opponent up) (non-title).
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna and "Sleazy" Chase Tail* pinned AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86* and TUFF: Commander Steele at 13:32 (Superplex) by 11.
Main event: SOS: TT Taylor annihilated SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls at 49:16 (That's Tough, Bro) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Savannah (Attendance: 2,931) |
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SOS: Garfield L'Zanya received $1,000 when he was hurled onto the steps by SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest.
SOS: Coppertone Tanner Summers won $1,100 when he got hurled over the top rope by Jimmy Hardbody.
TUFF: Commander Steele snatched $1,200 when SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya threw him outside the ring.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna nabbed a quick $1,300 after SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest flipped her out.
SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest collected a cool $1,400 when he got flipped out by SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya was awarded $1,500 when SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda threw her outside the ring.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda picked up $1,600 after she got flipped into some chairs at ringside by Jimmy Hardbody.
Jimmy Hardbody was the winner of the battle royal and the $40,000 purse. |
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