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SNAKE VENOM LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #103 -- SPRING 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Boise (Attendance: 5,345) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest decked Tony Balogone in 6 at 3:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 94.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 defeated Psycho Lazer in 6 at 3:55 (Headlock) by 104.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest destroyed Robert Morgan at 2:27 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 123.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 beat COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan at 6:07 (Successful Termination) by 31.
SOS: Vanity outmuscled SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 28:50 (Figure Four) by 1.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Mr. Jerry Jones in 12 at 4:10 (Count Out).
League Six-man titles: SOS/TWGWK: El Mambo V, SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia, and SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Tanya* defeated SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna, SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant*, and "Delicious" Chip Dip at 18:56 (Hot Coffee to Eyes) by 9.
Main event: SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated SOS: TT Taylor at 50:43 (Hard Times) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 2,199) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over Tony Balogone in 2 at 6:07 (Disqualification: nail file) (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard destroyed Psycho Lazer in 6 at 1:45 (Pumphandle Slam) by 109 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Robert Morgan in 6 at 6:06 (Pumphandle Slam) by 72 (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest tied SOS: TT Taylor at 5:03 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: Vanity destroyed SOS: TT Taylor at 29:18 (Figure Four) by 1.
SOS: TT Taylor annihilated SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 27:33 (That's Tough, Bro) by 3.
SOS: Sharon is Karen*, "Sleazy" Chase Tail, and Yoca Puddings beat SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna, SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant*, and "Delicious" Chip Dip at 20:19 (Backbreaker) by 9.
Main event: SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat "Your Mantasy" Graham Love at 12:39 (Hard Times) by 30. |
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| Card 3: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 9,620) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest pinned Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 3:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 112.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest pinned Brian Benz in 6 at 5:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest over Gene White in 2 at 1:16 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest over SOS/|: Brutus the Butcher in 13 at 10:40 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
SOS: Tara Bull annihilated SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr at 27:21 (Bull Charge) by 1.
Joe Tusa beat SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 16:40 (Million Dollar Dream) by 10 (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna, SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant*, and "Delicious" Chip Dip won over SOS: Sharon is Karen*, SOS/|: "Haiku" Hennessy Hennigan, and Marionette vier at 10:17 (Backbreaker) by 11.
Main event: SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 35:36 (Hard Times) by 4. |
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| Card 4: Held in Tampa (Attendance: 6,584) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 0:47 (Pumphandle Slam) by 119 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Brian Benz in 6 at 6:31 (Pumphandle Slam) by 81 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over Gene White in 2 at 4:06 (Count Out) (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler outmuscled SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 20:09 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 8.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman pinned SOS: Mimi Minx at 29:26 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 4.
SOS/TWGWK: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) outmuscled SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 29:32 (Look What You Made Me Do) by 2.
TV Six-man titles: SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna*, SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant, and SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Wanda over SOS: Sharon is Karen*, SOS/|: "Haiku" Hennessy Hennigan, and Marionette vier in 14 at 6:51 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over SOS/|: Brutus the Butcher at 21:12 (Hard Times) by 26. |
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| Card 5: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 6,851) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest outmuscled Andy Hawkins in 6 at 3:49 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest bested Brian Smith in 7 at 3:42 (Ankle Lock) by 89.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest beat Pete Byers in 6 at 5:26 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler defeated SOS: TT Taylor at 27:22 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 4.
Southeast title: SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Tanya annihilated SOS: Tara Bull at 28:27 (Hot Coffee to Eyes) by 1.
SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip won over "Your Mantasy" Graham Love at 8:16 (Backbreaker) by 29.
SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird, "Delicious" Chip Dip, and SOS/TWGWK: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version)* over SOS: Sharon is Karen*, SOS/|: "Haiku" Hennessy Hennigan, and Marionette vier in 14 at 29:35 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 54:18 (Hard Times) by 5. |
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| Card 6: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 5,872) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Andy Hawkins in 6 at 4:42 (Pumphandle Slam) by 124 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Brian Smith in 7 at 4:16 (Headlock) by 94 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Pete Byers in 6 at 3:34 (Pumphandle Slam) by 85 (non-title).
East Coast title: SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant destroyed SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 18:45 (Backbreaker) by 6 (Guest Referee: SOS/|: Brutus the Butcher).
SOS: Tara Bull bested SOS: TT Taylor at 27:57 (Bull Charge) by 2.
SOS: The Grammar Hammer drew SOS: TT Taylor at 29:04 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr, Mimi Minx, and SOS/TWGWK: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version)* over SOS: Sharon is Karen*, SOS/|: "Haiku" Hennessy Hennigan, and Marionette vier in 14 at 2:25 (Count Out).
Main event: SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned SOS: Tammy Lahren at 47:37 (Hard Times) by 6 (Guest Referee: COBRA: Big Boa). |
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| Card 7: Held in Walla Walla (Attendance: 7,263) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest won over Kenny Allen in 8 at 0:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 125.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest over Gaylord Beach in 2 at 1:10 (Count Out).
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest beat R.J. Ferguson in 6 at 2:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 56.
SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong outmuscled SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 29:58 (We Go Together Like) by 4.
SOS: April Fools decked SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 12:56 (Joke's On You) by 12.
Joe Tusa defeated SOS: TT Taylor at 24:22 (Million Dollar Dream) by 7 (non-title).
Main event: SOS: April Fools annihilated SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard at 44:37 (Joke's On You) by 2. |
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| Card 8: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 4,404) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard destroyed Kenny Allen in 8 at 0:54 (Ankle Lock) by 129 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Gaylord Beach in 14 at 2:45 (Superplex) by 151 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat R.J. Ferguson in 6 at 7:35 (Pumphandle Slam) by 63 (non-title).
SOS: TT Taylor defeated SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 27:29 (That's Tough, Bro) by 4.
SOS: Tammy Lahren beat SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely at 29:35 (Fake News) by 3.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman annihilated SOS: TT Taylor at 28:34 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 4.
Main event: SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman pinned SOS: April Fools at 32:20 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 1. |
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| Card 9: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 8,609) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 decked Pete Pulson in 12 at 6:36 (Backbreaker) by 93.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest bested Cowboy Hodge at 2:18 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 130.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest beat Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 3:22 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.
SOS: Yoca Puddings decked SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 29:48 (Tapioca Sunrise) by 2.
SOS: April Fools bested SOS: TT Taylor at 27:38 (Joke's On You) by 3.
SOS: TT Taylor tied SOS: Muriel Puddings (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman won over SOS: Tara Bull at 37:48 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Harvey (Attendance: 2,702) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest decked Bret Anthony at 0:29 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 166.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Cowboy Hodge at 0:16 (Hard Times) by 131 (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 3:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97 (non-title).
Northeast title: SOS: Garfield L'Zanya outmuscled SOS: Tammy Lahren at 16:54 (Pasta Droppa) by 7.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 beat SOS: Tammy Lahren at 16:43 (Successful Termination) by 10 (non-title).
Joe Tusa beat SOS/|: Brutus the Butcher at 7:09 (Million Dollar Dream) by 32 (non-title).
Main event: Joe Tusa outmuscled SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 43:00 (Million Dollar Dream) by 3. |
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| Card 11: Held in Waco (Attendance: 7,308) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard outmuscled Bret Anthony in 6 at 2:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 82 (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest destroyed Jonny Franco in 12 at 2:52 (Slingshot Suplex) by 135.
SOS: TT Taylor pinned Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 1:56 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97 (non-title).
SOS: Garfield L'Zanya decked SOS: TT Taylor at 29:44 (Pasta Droppa) by 2.
SOS: TT Taylor won over SOS: Tammy Lahren at 28:22 (That's Tough, Bro) by 5.
Joe Tusa over SOS/|: Virgil Runnels in 12 at 10:00 (Count Out).
Main event: Joe Tusa pinned SOS: Vanity at 23:51 (Million Dollar Dream) by 6 (Guest Referee: Gene White). |
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| Card 12: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 5,596) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest defeated Tiger Fung Le at 0:47 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 144.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Jonny Franco in 6 at 3:39 (Pumphandle Slam) by 72 (non-title).
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 bested SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 27:59 (Successful Termination) by 4.
SOS: April Fools outmuscled SOS/TWGWK: El Mambo V at 29:38 (Joke's On You) by 2.
SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail over SOS/|: Brutus the Butcher in 13 at 3:24 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Great Lakes title: SOS: Muriel Puddings over SOS/|: Brutus the Butcher in 13 at 1:31 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: Joe Tusa beat AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 37:09 (Million Dollar Dream) by 2. |
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| Card 13: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 8,574) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard outmuscled Tiger Fung Le in 6 at 4:57 (Pumphandle Slam) by 79 (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest destroyed Al Pine in 12 at 2:44 (Slingshot Suplex) by 128.
Joe Tusa bested SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 22:17 (Million Dollar Dream) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Nik "Red" O'Wank).
Joe Tusa destroyed SOS/TWGWK: El Mambo V at 17:23 (Million Dollar Dream) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: Dan "Krow" Kine).
SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees bested SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 28:08 (Backbreaker) by 4.
SOS/TWGWK: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) over "Your Mantasy" Graham Love in 11 at 4:31 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Main event: Joe Tusa pinned SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 14:17 (Million Dollar Dream) by 12. |
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| Card 14: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 5,809) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest bested Leon Locke in 6 at 3:17 (Back Elbow Smash) by 91.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard decked Al Pine in 6 at 7:13 (Pumphandle Slam) by 63 (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna over "Your Mantasy" Graham Love in 11 at 7:02 (Count Out).
Central Plains title: SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird pinned "Your Mantasy" Graham Love at 8:18 (Figure Four) by 29.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 overpowered Senator Chuck Grassley at 10:56 (Successful Termination) by 27.
SOS: Mimi Minx* and SOS/|: Virgil Runnels won over SOS: April Fools* and Tammy Lahren at 27:33 (The Girlfriend Experience) by 2.
Main event: Joe Tusa defeated SOS: John Romney at 35:36 (Million Dollar Dream) by 13. |
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| Card 15: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 6,858) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over Leon Locke in 6 at 1:40 (Pumphandle Slam) by 98 (non-title).
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest beat The Masked Rogue in 12 at 3:38 (Slingshot Suplex) by 96.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. beat SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 28:08 (Roll Up) by 2.
SOS: Vanity annihilated SOS: Sharon is Karen at 29:47 (Figure Four) by 1.
TV title: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 defeated SOS: TT Taylor at 29:41 (Successful Termination) by 5.
League Tag-team titles: Joe Tusa* and "Your Mantasy" Graham Love outmuscled SOS: April Fools* and Tammy Lahren at 16:53 (Backbreaker) by 8.
Main event: Joe Tusa annihilated SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls at 36:25 (Million Dollar Dream) by 14. |
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| Card 16: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 3,487) |
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SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest pinned Psycho Lazer in 6 at 2:00 (Back Elbow Smash) by 102.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated The Masked Rogue in 12 at 3:54 (Slingshot Suplex) by 97 (non-title).
Joe Tusa annihilated SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. at 24:06 (Million Dollar Dream) by 8.
Joe Tusa defeated SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 22:34 (Million Dollar Dream) by 7.
Joe Tusa destroyed AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 27:20 (Million Dollar Dream) by 2.
SOS/TWGWK: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C., SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong, and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees* beat SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna, SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant*, and "Delicious" Chip Dip at 20:03 (Backbreaker) by 9.
Main event: Joe Tusa defeated SOS: "All Business" Aaron Hole at 49:44 (Million Dollar Dream) by 6 (Guest Referee: Ricky the Greaser). |
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| Battle Royal: Held in New Delhi (Attendance: 7,209) |
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SOS: Yoca Puddings picked up $1,000 when she got thrown outside the ring by SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman.
SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Tanya was paid $1,100 after SOS: Muriel Puddings threw her into some fans at ringside.
SOS: Muriel Puddings got $1,200 after SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna tossed her out.
SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Donna was given $1,300 after being thrown onto the announcer's table by SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman grabbed $1,400 when SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Wanda flipped her onto the announcer's table.
Joe Tusa pocketed an imaginary $1,500 when SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Wanda flung him into some chairs at ringside.
SOS/TWGWK: Waffle House Waitress Wanda won the SVL battle royal and its $30,000 purse. |
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