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SNAKE VENOM LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #115 -- JANUARY 2025 |
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| Card 1: Held in Oklahoma City (Attendance: 3,906) |
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Jimmy Hardbody decked Tony Balogone in 6 at 0:58 (Fallaway Slam) by 101.
SOS: Tara Bull annihilated Psycho Lazer in 6 at 0:35 (Ankle Lock) by 102.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed Robert Morgan in 12 at 3:02 (Slingshot Suplex) by 102.
Rocky Mountains title: SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. destroyed Jimmy Hardbody at 23:51 (Roll Up) by 7.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive bested EDGE: Jupiter at 27:11 (Backbreaker) by 2.
SOS: Tammy Lahren pinned EDGE: Neptune at 29:05 (Fake News) by 5.
SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox drew SOS: John Romney at 7:20 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS: John Romney decked SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely at 53:42 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 8,908) |
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Johnny Hardbody bested Tony Balogone in 6 at 0:43 (Chickenwing) by 101.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled Psycho Lazer in 6 at 1:42 (Chickenwing) by 101.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Robert Morgan at 3:44 (Hard Times) by 112.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan at 10:01 (Successful Termination) by 25.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive defeated SOS: John Romney at 27:03 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: John Romney won over SOS: Tammy Lahren at 27:37 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: John Romney tied SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman at 24:57 (No Contest).
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over SOS: John Romney at 27:57 (Successful Termination) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Sydney (Attendance: 5,468) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Tony Balogone in 6 at 1:42 (Chickenwing) by 101.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard destroyed Psycho Lazer in 6 at 2:23 (Chickenwing) by 103.
Jimmy Hardbody decked Gene White in 6 at 10:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 45.
SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest drew SOS: Sharon is Karen at 1:59 (No Contest).
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive decked SOS: Yoca Puddings at 18:31 (Backbreaker) by 6.
Northeast title: SOS: Muriel Puddings overpowered SOS: Tammy Lahren at 27:57 (Snack Pack) by 3.
SOS: Muriel Puddings beat SOS: John Romney at 29:50 (Snack Pack) by 1.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 pinned SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 43:52 (Successful Termination) by 3. |
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| Card 4: Held in New Philadelphia (Attendance: 6,794) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over Waffle House Bandit in 1 at 6:39 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard outmuscled Brian Benz in 6 at 3:54 (Chickenwing) by 67.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Gene White in 6 at 9:39 (Chickenwing) by 45.
Great Lakes title: EDGE: Mercury overpowered SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 28:32 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS: Tammy Lahren destroyed SOS: Garfield L'Zanya at 15:14 (Fake News) by 8.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 pinned SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 29:18 (Successful Termination) by 3.
SOS: John Romney defeated SOS: Yoca Puddings at 27:37 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 5.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 decked SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 35:10 (Successful Termination) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 1,186) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Andy Hawkins in 6 at 0:42 (Chickenwing) by 104.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Brian Smith in 6 at 3:37 (Chickenwing) by 103.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Pete Byers in 6 at 3:36 (Chickenwing) by 102.
SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail decked SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 29:28 (Slingshot Suplex) by 3.
SOS: John Romney outmuscled SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 29:59 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 2 (non-title).
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 drew SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 1:56 (Double Count Out).
Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody beat Tony Balogone and Tiger Fung Le* in 6 at 4:17 (Fallaway Slam) by 86.
Main event: SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive drew AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 1:41 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 6: Held in Calais (Attendance: 1,771) |
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Johnny Hardbody destroyed Kenny Allen in 8 at 4:00 (Palm Strike) by 119.
Johnny Hardbody over Gaylord Beach in 1 at 5:10 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over R.J. Ferguson in 2 at 8:20 (Count Out).
SOS: John Romney overpowered SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest at 27:09 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 4 (non-title).
SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia outmuscled SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees at 28:21 (Backbreaker) by 1.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 beat Senator Chuck Grassley at 9:25 (Successful Termination) by 33.
League Tag-team titles: Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody decked SOS: Sharon is Karen and "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia* at 29:37 (The Hardbody Press) by 5.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over SOS: Tammy Lahren at 59:11 (Successful Termination) by 3. |
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| Card 7: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 7,385) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Kenny Allen in 8 at 2:13 (Ankle Lock) by 123.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Gaylord Beach in 14 at 0:44 (Superplex) by 132.
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely defeated Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 4:34 (Chickenwing) by 83 (non-title).
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler decked Johnny Hardbody at 28:20 (Fixed Gear Spear) by 3.
SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia defeated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 27:06 (Backbreaker) by 5.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over SOS: John Romney at 27:07 (Successful Termination) by 1.
Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody pinned SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* at 27:17 (The Hardbody Press) by 3.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 decked Johnny Hardbody at 19:39 (Successful Termination) by 6. |
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| Card 8: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 7,975) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Pete Pulson in 5 at 2:11 (Count Out).
Jimmy Hardbody won over Cowboy Hodge at 2:49 (The Hardbody Press) by 120.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 outmuscled Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 6:32 (Chickenwing) by 84.
SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant tied SOS: Tammy Lahren at 7:00 (No Contest).
East Coast title: SOS: John Romney decked SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia at 29:39 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 2.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Mr. Jerry Jones in 12 at 4:36 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely and Waffle House Waitress Wanda* won over SOS: Sharon is Karen and "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia* at 28:20 (Strangle with Dirty Dishrag) by 2.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 annihilated Jimmy Hardbody at 54:43 (Successful Termination) by 5. |
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| Card 9: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 2,860) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard bested Bret Anthony in 6 at 4:14 (Chickenwing) by 69.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over Cowboy Hodge at 2:38 (Hard Times) by 121.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard destroyed Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 6:43 (Chickenwing) by 86.
Jimmy Hardbody decked EDGE: Sgt. Warner at 27:12 (The Hardbody Press) by 1.
SOS: Vanity outmuscled SOS: John Romney at 28:16 (Backbreaker) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: John Romney outmuscled SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip at 28:22 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 1 (non-title).
Jimmy Hardbody*, EDGE: Jupiter, and Johnny Hardbody defeated Tiger Fung Le*, Psycho Lazer, and Al Pine at 0:58 (The Hardbody Press) by 103.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 won over SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 29:57 (Successful Termination) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 6,780) |
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Johnny Hardbody pinned Tiger Fung Le in 6 at 3:24 (Chickenwing) by 97.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Jonny Franco in 6 at 5:19 (Chickenwing) by 74.
SOS: John Romney won over Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 6:04 (Chickenwing) by 83 (non-title).
Jimmy Hardbody tied SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 7:49 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: John Romney bested SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr at 28:43 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 4 (non-title).
SOS: John Romney overpowered EDGE: Jupiter at 28:43 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 1.
TV Six-man titles: SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant, "Other World" Lee Starr, and April Fools* over SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird, Mimi Minx, and The Grammar Hammer* in 8 at 14:46 (Disqualification: used powder).
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 defeated EDGE: Jupiter at 59:01 (Successful Termination) by 2. |
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| Card 11: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 3,645) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard decked Tiger Fung Le in 6 at 3:01 (Chickenwing) by 97.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Al Pine in 12 at 1:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 160.
SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown beat SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 27:39 (Whole Dang Town) by 5.
Southeast title: EDGE: "Buzzsaw" Jim Rogan won over SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 27:19 (Backbreaker) by 3.
SOS: John Romney overpowered SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 29:37 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 1.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman decked Johnny Hardbody at 27:17 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 5.
Jimmy Hardbody*, EDGE: Jupiter, and Johnny Hardbody won over SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird, Mimi Minx, and The Grammar Hammer* at 18:35 (The Hardbody Press) by 11.
Main event: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 defeated SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard at 48:51 (Successful Termination) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 2,260) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Leon Locke at 0:22 (Hard Times) by 169.
Johnny Hardbody pinned The Masked Rogue in 10 at 4:17 (European Uppercut) by 99.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 24:34 (Successful Termination) by 7.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive bested SOS: El Mambo V at 27:17 (Backbreaker) by 4.
SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown beat SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) at 29:11 (Whole Dang Town) by 5.
TV title: SOS: The Grammar Hammer beat SOS: John Romney at 27:15 (I Before E) by 4.
SOS: Sharon is Karen, Hannah Lama Ding Dong*, and Rich "Corinthian" Leather over SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird, Mimi Minx, and The Grammar Hammer* in 8 at 28:41 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
Main event: SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls decked AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 56:21 (Backbreaker) by 1. |
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| Card 13: Held in Sacramento (Attendance: 3,594) |
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SOS: Mimi Minx outmuscled Psycho Lazer in 6 at 3:41 (Chickenwing) by 101.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over The Masked Rogue in 3 at 7:30 (Count Out).
Pacific Northwest title: EDGE: Mars overpowered Johnny Hardbody at 15:54 (Backbreaker) by 6.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive decked SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong at 28:23 (Backbreaker) by 1.
SOS: April Fools bested Johnny Hardbody at 27:01 (Joke's On You) by 5.
SOS: "All Business" Aaron Hole bested SOS: John Romney at 27:58 (All Business Bomb) by 1.
SOS: Tara Bull, "Sleazy" Chase Tail*, and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees over SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird, Mimi Minx, and The Grammar Hammer* in 8 at 27:46 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
Main event: SOS: TT Taylor decked SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls at 35:09 (That's Tough, Bro) by 1. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 3,378) |
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SOS: Garfield L'Zanya was paid $1,000 after SOS: El Mambo V threw him out.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna picked up $1,100 in imaginary earnings after SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird tossed her into the audience.
SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya took $1,200 after SOS: El Mambo V flung her onto the concrete floor.
Johnny Hardbody was given $1,300 in imaginary earnings after he got thrown onto the concrete floor by Jimmy Hardbody and SOS: El Mambo V.
Jimmy Hardbody was awarded $1,400 after SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird threw him out.
SOS: El Mambo V earned $1,500 after SOS: Mimi Minx flipped him out.
SOS: Mimi Minx pocketed $1,600 after being catapulted outside the ring by SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler.
SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird made a quick $1,700 after she got hurled over the turnbuckle by SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler.
SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler pocketed $1,800 after SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. threw him out.
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. won the SVL battle royal and its $40,000 prize. |
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