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SNAKE VENOM LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #114 -- DECEMBER 2024 |
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| Card 1: Held in Malta (Attendance: 9,924) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Tony Balogone in 6 at 2:37 (Palm Strike) by 102.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Brian Smith in 7 at 1:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 pinned SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 28:05 (Successful Termination) by 4.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive destroyed SOS: Hannah Lama Ding Dong at 29:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown bested SOS: Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 23:29 (Whole Dang Town) by 7.
EDGE: Dionysus over SOS: The Heartbreak Prince (Taylor's Version) in 14 at 16:17 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
Jimmy Hardbody, EDGE: Jupiter, and Johnny Hardbody* outmuscled SOS: El Mambo V, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, and "Abs" O'Lutely* at 19:26 (The Hardbody Press) by 6.
Main event: EDGE: Jupiter beat SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 37:32 (Big Splash) by 1. |
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| Card 2: Held in Manchester (Attendance: 2,336) |
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Jimmy Hardbody pinned Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 4:21 (Hammerlock) by 107.
Jimmy Hardbody over Gaylord Beach in 2 at 4:48 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
SOS: Baddest American Wiper Charmin C. over EDGE: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas in 14 at 2:32 (Count Out).
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive bested Johnny Hardbody at 29:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown beat SOS: The Grammar Hammer at 29:57 (Whole Dang Town) by 5.
Pacific Northwest title: Johnny Hardbody destroyed EDGE: Achilles at 29:45 (The Hardbody Press) by 3.
SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Sharon is Karen*, and Waffle House Waitress Tanya pinned SOS: El Mambo V, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, and "Abs" O'Lutely* at 27:55 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5.
Main event: SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr drew EDGE: Jupiter at 13:21 (No Contest). |
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| Card 3: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 8,136) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Waffle House Bandit in 6 at 1:29 (Palm Strike) by 108.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Gaylord Beach in 14 at 1:05 (Slingshot Suplex) by 141.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 destroyed COBRA: Dreadnok Zartan at 7:28 (Successful Termination) by 31.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive bested SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 29:39 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.
SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown decked SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 29:31 (Whole Dang Town) by 5.
EDGE: Achilles annihilated SOS: TT Taylor at 29:30 (Big Splash) by 1.
TV Six-man titles: SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird*, Mimi Minx, and The Grammar Hammer outmuscled SOS: El Mambo V, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, and "Abs" O'Lutely* at 7:23 (Superplex) by 15.
Main event: EDGE: Jupiter over EDGE: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas in 13 at 3:56 (Count Out). |
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| Card 4: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 6,156) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Andy Hawkins in 6 at 1:25 (Palm Strike) by 112.
Johnny Hardbody beat Cowboy Hodge in 11 at 3:07 (Superplex) by 111.
Great Lakes title: SOS: Baddest American Hiker Cliff Everest beat CURE: King Club at 20:17 (Knapsack Sleeperhold) by 9.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive beat SOS: Yoca Puddings at 21:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely destroyed SOS: Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 16:42 (Luck O' The Irish) by 13.
TV title: SOS: John Romney outmuscled SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 19:11 (Big Time Tax Cut) by 6.
SOS: April Fools, Tammy Lahren*, and Rich "Corinthian" Leather annihilated SOS: El Mambo V, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, and "Abs" O'Lutely* at 19:29 (Fake News) by 12.
Main event: EDGE: Jupiter defeated CURE: King Club at 27:23 (Big Splash) by 8 (Guest Referee: Bob Adams). |
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| Card 5: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 3,224) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over Kenny Allen in 1 at 27:06 (Count Out).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Cowboy Hodge at 1:22 (Hard Times) by 136.
SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive defeated SOS: Baddest American Cycler Schwinn Wheeler at 29:00 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
SOS: Garfield L'Zanya drew EDGE: Neptune at 9:51 (Double Count Out).
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely overpowered SOS: "All Business" Aaron Hole at 15:36 (Luck O' The Irish) by 11.
SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox overpowered SOS: Yoca Puddings at 28:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.
SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls*, "All Business" Aaron Hole, and TT Taylor overpowered SOS: El Mambo V, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown*, and "Abs" O'Lutely in 10 at 10:27 (Bodyslam) by 14.
Main event: SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive won over EDGE: Jupiter at 41:18 (Cobra Clutch) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 7,207) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 annihilated Pete Pulson in 8 at 5:19 (Bodyslam) by 61.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard defeated Jonny Franco in 6 at 3:48 (Palm Strike) by 75.
East Coast title: SOS: "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia defeated EDGE: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas in 14 at 10:31 (Backbreaker) by 23.
SOS: El Mambo V beat EDGE: Achilles at 27:28 (Bega Special) by 3.
SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely bested SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 22:15 (Luck O' The Irish) by 7 (non-title).
CURE: King Club decked SOS: Muriel Puddings at 11:52 (Club Flush) by 12.
Main event: SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive pinned EDGE: Neptune at 19:21 (Cobra Clutch) by 8 (Guest Referee: Brian Smith). |
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| Card 7: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 3,136) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard annihilated Bret Anthony in 6 at 6:40 (Palm Strike) by 74.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Al Pine in 12 at 0:50 (Big Splash) by 147.
SOS: "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees defeated EDGE: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas at 12:44 (Slingshot Suplex) by 20.
SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox defeated SOS: "Bartender" Tequila Mockingbird at 29:33 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: April Fools overpowered EDGE: Achilles at 29:39 (Joke's On You) by 2.
Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody destroyed Cowboy Hodge* and Al Pine at 5:55 (The Hardbody Press) by 80.
Main event: SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive beat EDGE: Achilles at 17:38 (Cobra Clutch) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 1,563) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over Tiger Fung Le in 2 at 4:40 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard won over The Masked Rogue in 12 at 2:08 (Big Splash) by 128.
SOS: Tabitha Onelassa, Medicine Woman bested EDGE: "Wild Man" Lucas Manukas at 29:42 (Primitive Anesthesia) by 1.
SOS: Sharon is Karen won over CURE: King Club in 9 at 28:25 (Ankle Lock) by 4.
Northeast title: SOS: Tammy Lahren decked EDGE: Neptune at 28:39 (Fake News) by 1.
League Tag-team titles: SOS: Sharon is Karen* and "The Samoan Nightmare" Manuia decked SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely* and Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 13:22 (Slingshot Suplex) by 13.
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely outmuscled SOS: "Cheerleader" Bea Aggressive at 41:56 (Luck O' The Irish) by 3. |
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| Card 9: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 1,444) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard decked Leon Locke in 6 at 2:54 (Palm Strike) by 93.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard outmuscled Robert Morgan in 12 at 3:27 (Big Splash) by 103.
SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant tied EDGE: Neptune at 2:36 (Double Disqualification).
SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox won over SOS: Vanity at 27:07 (Cobra Clutch) by 5 (non-title).
SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail destroyed CURE: King Club at 28:34 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
SOS: Tara Bull and Hannah Lama Ding Dong* overpowered SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely* and Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 20:36 (We Go Together Like) by 9.
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely pinned SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown at 50:46 (Luck O' The Irish) by 2. |
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| Card 10: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 3,386) |
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AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Psycho Lazer in 1 at 23:40 (Count Out).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard decked Gene White in 6 at 10:17 (Palm Strike) by 46.
Jimmy Hardbody overpowered SOS: Mimi Minx in 7 at 17:29 (Chickenwing) by 10.
Central Plains title: AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 bested SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr at 28:15 (Successful Termination) by 2.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Senator Chuck Grassley in 13 at 5:24 (Count Out).
TV Tag-team titles: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely* and Waffle House Waitress Wanda won over Jimmy Hardbody* and Johnny Hardbody at 20:04 (Luck O' The Irish) by 8 (Guest Referee: COBRA: Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna).
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely decked EDGE: Dionysus at 15:05 (Luck O' The Irish) by 9. |
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| Card 11: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 2,710) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard over Psycho Lazer in 1 at 0:24 (Count Out).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard beat Pete Byers in 6 at 2:34 (Palm Strike) by 102.
SOS: Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown outmuscled Jimmy Hardbody at 29:08 (Whole Dang Town) by 4 (non-title).
SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr outmuscled SOS: Rich "Corinthian" Leather at 27:32 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 bested SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 29:31 (Successful Termination) by 3.
SOS: "Sleazy" Chase Tail and "#1 Bob Ross Fan" Drew Trees* defeated SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely* and Waffle House Waitress Wanda at 27:38 (Slingshot Suplex) by 5.
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely overpowered Jimmy Hardbody at 44:55 (Luck O' The Irish) by 6. |
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| Card 12: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 1,636) |
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SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox over Psycho Lazer in 1 at 3:06 (Count Out) (non-title).
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered R.J. Ferguson in 9 at 3:51 (Hammerlock) by 123.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 bested Jimmy Hardbody at 29:44 (Successful Termination) by 2 (non-title).
SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr overpowered SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox at 27:06 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.
AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 over Mr. Jerry Jones in 11 at 1:10 (Count Out).
Jimmy Hardbody, EDGE: Jupiter*, and Johnny Hardbody won over Tiger Fung Le*, Psycho Lazer, and The Masked Rogue in 14 at 4:55 (Superplex) by 98.
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely outmuscled SOS: Yoca Puddings at 31:53 (Luck O' The Irish) by 10. |
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| Card 13: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 2,964) |
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Jimmy Hardbody defeated Brian Benz in 6 at 6:18 (Hammerlock) by 79.
SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard overpowered Ricardo Gonzales in 6 at 3:19 (Palm Strike) by 98.
Southwest title: Jimmy Hardbody overpowered EDGE: Dionysus at 29:46 (The Hardbody Press) by 3.
SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr won over SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) at 7:25 (Cobra Clutch) by 18.
SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox decked SOS: "Delicious" Chip Dip at 22:51 (Cobra Clutch) by 7 (non-title).
SOS: "Psychic Friend" Claire Voyant, Vanity, and "Delicious" Chip Dip* pinned SOS: El Mambo V, Bad Bad Leigh Roy-Brown, and "Abs" O'Lutely* at 15:10 (Superplex) by 13.
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely annihilated AGF: Special Ops: Agent 86 at 41:01 (Luck O' The Irish) by 4. |
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| Card 14: Held in Youngstown (Attendance: 9,152) |
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SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard pinned Brian Benz in 6 at 4:21 (Palm Strike) by 80.
SOS: "Other World" Lee Starr defeated SOS: Waffle House Waitress Donna at 28:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.
Jimmy Hardbody over SOS: Miss Americana (Taylor's Version) in 12 at 1:08 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).
SOS: Tara Bull drew EDGE: Dionysus at 15:42 (Double Count Out).
SOS: "Rock Hard" Rod Cox bested SOS: "Don't Go" Chasyn Waterfalls at 28:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 2 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: Jimmy Hardbody, EDGE: Jupiter, and Johnny Hardbody* beat SOS: Garfield L'Zanya, Sharon is Karen*, and Waffle House Waitress Tanya at 28:29 (The Hardbody Press) by 1.
Main event: SOS: "Abs" O'Lutely overpowered SOS: "The Fabulous" Richard Hard at 28:58 (Luck O' The Irish) by 4. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 5,499) |
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Johnny Hardbody picked up $1,000 when he was thrown out by Jimmy Hardbody.
Jimmy Hardbody won the SVL battle royal and the $40,000 prize. |
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