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MOBSTERS' UNDERGROUND LEAGUE |
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BULLETIN #142 -- JULY 2024 |
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Card 1: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 14,387) |
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COT: Best of the Best III defeated The Free Deal Fighter at 1:21 (The Third Best Finisher) by 170. COT: Best of the Best III outmuscled Jade Lover Ike M. Thomas in 6 at 5:31 (Mounted Punches) by 69. COT: Best of the Best III beat Crankshaft Von Hammerschmidt at 2:50 (The Third Best Finisher) by 140. CURE/CTI: Johnny Lugnutz defeated COT: Best of the Best V at 19:52 (Camel Clutch) by 6. COT: Best of the Best X pinned CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck at 27:15 (The Tenth Best Finisher) by 1. CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. beat COT/DH: Francisco Alvarez at 27:33 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE/VD: Ghouly bested COT: Masked Machine at 29:02 (Faygo Stunner) by 3. TV Six-man titles: COT: Best of the Best XII, Best of the Best X*, and Best of the Best XIII outmuscled CURE: Roderick Rampage, CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick*, and CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. at 12:42 (The Tenth Best Finisher) by 13. Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly bested CURE/CTI: Mitch "The One" Johnson at 43:23 (Ghoul Drool) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson). |
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Card 2: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 14,237) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz defeated The Free Deal Fighter at 0:17 (Camel Clutch) by 172. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz bested Jade Lover Ike M. Thomas in 6 at 7:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 74. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz over Crankshaft Von Hammerschmidt in 4 at 4:41 (Count Out). CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly bested COT: Best of the Best V at 16:37 (Ghoul Drool) by 10 (non-title). COT: Best of the Best IX bested COT: Fast Machine at 28:12 (The Ninth Best Finisher) by 1. COT/DH: Francisco Alvarez destroyed CURE: Junik Matteo at 20:57 (Tools of Ignorance) by 7. CURE/VD: Yur Papa pinned CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly at 27:04 (Papa John) by 4 (non-title). Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly beat CURE: Junik Matteo at 32:17 (Ghoul Drool) by 11. |
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Card 3: Held in Oneida (Attendance: 14,536) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III bested The Free Deal Fighter at 1:34 (Chokeslam over top rope) by 167. CURE/VD: F.B. III overpowered Jade Lover Ike M. Thomas in 6 at 4:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 69. CURE/VD: F.B. III decked Crankshaft Von Hammerschmidt in 14 at 1:56 (Superplex) by 131. Mid-Atlantic title: COT: Really Big Machine bested COT: Best of the Best V at 17:36 (Really Big Splash) by 9. CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. pinned COT: Best of the Best VIII at 29:20 (Camel Clutch) by 1. CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson decked COT/DH: Starling Marte at 27:41 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly overpowered CURE/VD: Yur Mama at 28:52 (Ghoul Drool) by 3. Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly overpowered CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck at 51:22 (Ghoul Drool) by 4. |
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Card 4: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 9,372) |
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COT: Best of the Best III bested Early Bird, the Worm Eater in 6 at 4:12 (Mounted Punches) by 86. COT: Best of the Best III overpowered Skip Fontana in 6 at 3:02 (Mounted Punches) by 83. COT: Best of the Best III outmuscled A Beautiful Mind in 6 at 5:09 (Mounted Punches) by 89. CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick beat COT: Best of the Best IV at 27:59 (Camel Clutch) by 4. CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick overpowered CURE/CTI: Johnny "Numbknutzz" Johnson at 28:53 (Camel Clutch) by 3. CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick outmuscled COT/DH: Pete Alonso at 28:38 (Camel Clutch) by 3. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly bested CURE/VD: J. "The Technician" B. at 19:21 (Ghoul Drool) by 8. Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly decked CURE: Roderick Rampage at 25:17 (Ghoul Drool) by 11. |
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Card 5: Held in Portland (Attendance: 14,637) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz won over Early Bird, the Worm Eater in 6 at 6:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz won over Skip Fontana in 6 at 4:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz over A Beautiful Mind in 2 at 14:14 (Count Out). COT: Best of the Best III outmuscled IMT: Hooper at 5:52 (The Third Best Finisher) by 29. COT: Best of the Best VII beat COT: Masked Machine at 29:21 (The Seventh Best Finisher) by 2. COT/DH: Pete Alonso outmuscled CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 27:37 (Polar Plunge) by 2. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly destroyed CURE/VD: F.B. III at 27:37 (Ghoul Drool) by 4. Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly decked COT: Best of the Best V at 38:59 (Ghoul Drool) by 10. |
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Card 6: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 6,507) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III decked Early Bird, the Worm Eater in 6 at 6:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86. CURE/VD: F.B. III annihilated Skip Fontana in 6 at 5:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83. CURE/VD: F.B. III outmuscled A Beautiful Mind in 6 at 3:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89. CURE/VD: Yur Papa annihilated COT: Best of the Best III at 28:58 (Papa John) by 5 (Guest Referee: Hugh Jazz). CURE/VD: Mr. Belcher drew CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly at 1:58 (No Contest). CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. beat COT/DH: Pete Alonso at 29:30 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly bested COT: Masked Machine at 17:10 (Ghoul Drool) by 6 (non-title). Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly defeated CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. at 30:10 (Ghoul Drool) by 2. |
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Card 7: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 15,918) |
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COT: Best of the Best III defeated Hugh Jazz in 6 at 5:21 (Mounted Punches) by 75. COT: Best of the Best III annihilated Johnny Handsome in 10 at 1:20 (Headbutt) by 109. COT: Best of the Best III outmuscled Raddishing Rick Cabbage in 10 at 1:50 (Headbutt) by 141. CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson pinned COT: Best of the Best II at 29:45 (Camel Clutch) by 3. CURE/VD: 3-D outmuscled COT: Masked Machine at 28:48 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/CTI: Jimmie Cornnutz). CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. annihilated CURE/VD: Maybe Maybe at 29:43 (Camel Clutch) by 4. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly pinned COT: Fast Machine at 28:25 (Ghoul Drool) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Yur Mama). Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly bested COT: Masked Machine at 23:56 (Ghoul Drool) by 6. |
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Card 8: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 13,115) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz over Hugh Jazz in 2 at 4:44 (Count Out). CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz over Johnny Handsome in 3 at 10:19 (Count Out). CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz beat Raddishing Rick Cabbage at 0:58 (Camel Clutch) by 167. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly beat COT: Best of the Best II at 18:23 (Ghoul Drool) by 9. CURE/VD: Ghetto Dweller won over CURE: Junik Matteo at 23:02 (Food Stamp Stampede) by 8. CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick won over CURE/VD: "The American Dream" Dirty Toad at 29:28 (Camel Clutch) by 4. CURE/VD: Yur Papa outmuscled COT: Really Big Machine at 27:04 (Papa John) by 5 (Guest Referee: COT: Best of the Best VIII). Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly annihilated COT: Fast Machine at 27:54 (Ghoul Drool) by 5 (Guest Referee: EDGE/CHOSEN: Hotstuff O.P. Roberts). |
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Card 9: Held in Belfast (Attendance: 5,440) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III bested Hugh Jazz in 6 at 4:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 75. CURE/VD: F.B. III won over Johnny Handsome in 8 at 6:42 (Mounted Punches) by 74. CURE/VD: F.B. III beat Raddishing Rick Cabbage at 1:12 (Chokeslam over top rope) by 162. CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck bested COT: Best of the Best I at 16:15 (Camel Clutch) by 9. Rocky Mountains title: CURE/VD: Tina "Gold-Digger" Burns outmuscled COT: Fast Machine at 19:30 (Cash) by 6. CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick pinned CURE/VD: Mr. Johnson at 29:14 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE/VD: Yur Papa defeated COT: Fast Machine at 16:59 (Papa John) by 9 (non-title). Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly won over CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 16:57 (Ghoul Drool) by 6. |
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Card 10: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 11,106) |
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COT: Best of the Best III beat Tough Guy Terry in 6 at 4:28 (Mounted Punches) by 58. COT: Best of the Best III over No Talent Tim Tardashian in 4 at 2:39 (Count Out). COT: Best of the Best III bested Josh Rocker the Pop Locker at 1:18 (The Third Best Finisher) by 156. CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick decked COT: Best of the Best I at 11:11 (Camel Clutch) by 12. Great Lakes title: COT: Best of the Best XIII decked CURE: Roderick Rampage at 15:29 (The Thirteenth Best Finisher) by 8. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly bested CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick at 29:05 (Ghoul Drool) by 1 (non-title). COT: Masked Machine overpowered CURE: Junik Matteo at 28:49 (Loaded Mask Headbutt) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly). Main event: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly beat CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick at 44:33 (Ghoul Drool) by 1. |
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Card 11: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 19,724) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz pinned Tough Guy Terry in 6 at 7:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 63. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz defeated No Talent Tim Tardashian in 9 at 6:46 (Hammerlock) by 98. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz overpowered Josh Rocker the Pop Locker in 12 at 1:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 134. CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson won over COT: Best of the Best I at 21:30 (Camel Clutch) by 7. CURE/VD: F. "The Hitman" B. outmuscled COT: Masked Machine at 27:48 (Another Hit!) by 4. Pacific Northwest title: CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick defeated COT: Masked Machine at 27:33 (Camel Clutch) by 5 (Guest Referee: NME: Killer Kanye West). CURE: Roderick Rampage and CURE/VD: "The American Dream" Dirty Toad* destroyed COT: Best of the Best VI and Best of the Best VIII* at 19:03 (Camel Clutch) by 6. Main event: CURE/VD: Yur Papa bested CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly at 27:37 (Papa John) by 4. |
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Card 12: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 11,504) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III beat Tough Guy Terry in 6 at 3:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 58. CURE/VD: F.B. III outmuscled No Talent Tim Tardashian in 9 at 3:28 (Crescent Kick) by 93. CURE/VD: F.B. III bested Josh Rocker the Pop Locker in 12 at 1:26 (Cobra Clutch) by 129. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly destroyed COT: Best of the Best I at 17:15 (Ghoul Drool) by 13. COT/DH: Francisco Alvarez bested CURE: Roderick Rampage at 19:53 (Tools of Ignorance) by 7. CURE/VD: Jack "The Cutthroat" Ripper overpowered CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 27:15 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE/VD: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson* and CURE/CTI: Wall Knutzz overpowered COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* at 11:08 (Superplex) by 18. Main event: CURE/VD: Yur Papa decked COT: Best of the Best XI at 31:54 (Papa John) by 10. |
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Card 13: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 19,728) |
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COT: Best of the Best III outmuscled Earl the Easy Win in 6 at 2:14 (Mounted Punches) by 106. COT: Best of the Best III annihilated Bartley Jackson in 12 at 0:51 (Superplex) by 146. COT: Best of the Best III outmuscled Elbow Pads Montgomery in 6 at 9:47 (Mounted Punches) by 47. CURE/VD: Yur Papa over COT: Best of the Best I in 12 at 1:23 (Disqualification: used steel chair). COT/DH: Starling Marte annihilated CURE: Roderick Rampage at 27:07 (Home Run) by 3. Southeast title: CURE/VD: Entrapment decked CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 27:54 (Superplex) by 3. CURE: Roderick Rampage and CURE/VD: "The American Dream" Dirty Toad* overpowered COT: Best of the Best IX* and Best of the Best VII at 15:20 (Camel Clutch) by 7. Main event: CURE/VD: Yur Papa defeated CURE/VD: F.B. III at 40:18 (Papa John) by 8. |
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Card 14: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 6,101) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz defeated Earl the Easy Win in 6 at 3:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz defeated Bartley Jackson in 12 at 0:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 150. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz beat Elbow Pads Montgomery in 6 at 3:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 52. COT: Fast Machine overpowered COT: Best of the Best I at 16:28 (Fast Count) by 8. COT/DH: Pete Alonso destroyed CURE: Roderick Rampage at 18:21 (Polar Plunge) by 7. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly outmuscled CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 19:01 (Ghoul Drool) by 6 (non-title). CURE/CTI: Johnny "Numbknutzz" Johnson and CURE/VD: Entrapment* bested COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* at 13:45 (Superplex) by 18. Main event: CURE/VD: Yur Papa bested CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz at 32:41 (Papa John) by 3. |
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Card 15: Held in Echo (Attendance: 16,464) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III pinned Earl the Easy Win in 6 at 1:18 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106. CURE/VD: F.B. III bested Bartley Jackson in 12 at 1:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 145. CURE/VD: F.B. III beat Elbow Pads Montgomery in 6 at 4:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 47. CURE/VD: Yur Papa pinned CURE/VD: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson at 18:22 (Papa John) by 7. CURE/VD: Mr. Johnson pinned CURE: Roderick Rampage at 17:41 (Superplex) by 8. COT: Really Big Machine outmuscled CURE/CTI: "The Franchise" Mr. Johnson at 28:46 (Really Big Splash) by 5 (non-title) (Guest Referee: NME/VIP: Showtime Christian Skyy). CURE/VD: Ghetto Dweller and CURE/CTI: Jimmie Cornnutz* over COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* in 14 at 14:04 (Disqualification: hidden spike). |
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Card 16: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 16,617) |
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COT: Best of the Best III destroyed Kev the Canadian Curler in 10 at 2:42 (Headbutt) by 146. COT: Best of the Best III beat The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots in 14 at 0:44 (Camel Clutch) by 140. CURE/VD: Medusa "The Serpent" Burns overpowered CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck at 29:36 (Darkside Vice) by 4. Central Plains title: COT: Best of the Best XII destroyed CURE: Junik Matteo at 24:44 (The Twelfth Best Finisher) by 9. CURE/CTI: Jimmie Cornnutz beat CURE: Roderick Rampage at 19:23 (Camel Clutch) by 7. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz destroyed IMT: Hooper at 9:31 (Camel Clutch) by 31. CURE: Roderick Rampage and CURE/VD: "The American Dream" Dirty Toad* pinned COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* at 23:46 (Camel Clutch) by 6. |
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Card 17: Held in Basel (Attendance: 6,603) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz destroyed Kev the Canadian Curler in 6 at 3:59 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz over The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots in 3 at 11:45 (Count Out). COT: Best of the Best VI annihilated CURE: Roderick Rampage at 17:55 (The Sixth Best Finisher) by 8. COT: Best of the Best XI annihilated CURE: Roderick Rampage at 28:25 (The Eleventh Best Finisher) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck). CURE/VD: Rooster Fish defeated CURE: Roderick Rampage at 24:09 (Superplex) by 8. CURE/VD: F.B. III over IMT: Hooper in 13 at 5:50 (Disqualification: used rope to choke). TV Tag-team titles: CURE/CTI: Frank "The Tank" Belcher and CURE/VD: Mr. Johnson* bested COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* at 13:25 (Superplex) by 20. |
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Card 18: Held in Vienna (Attendance: 16,222) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III won over Kev the Canadian Curler in 6 at 3:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90. CURE/VD: F.B. III defeated The Fartist Formerly Known as Toots in 14 at 0:49 (Superplex) by 139. CURE/VD: F. "The Hitman" B. pinned COT: Best of the Best V at 24:04 (Another Hit!) by 8. CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. annihilated COT: Best of the Best XI at 29:54 (Camel Clutch) by 4. CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck overpowered COT/DH: Starling Marte at 27:36 (Camel Clutch) by 4. TV title: CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz bested CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly at 29:37 (Camel Clutch) by 1. CURE/VD: Mr. Felcyn* and CURE/CTI: Johnny Lugnutz pinned COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* at 11:46 (Superplex) by 18. |
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Card 19: Held in Jackson (Attendance: 17,724) |
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COT: Best of the Best III defeated Leo Banned from the Rio Grande in 10 at 2:29 (Headbutt) by 136. COT: Best of the Best III pinned "Mr. Wonderful" Everett Clear in 6 at 1:36 (Mounted Punches) by 77. COT/DH: Francisco Alvarez beat COT: Best of the Best V at 22:12 (Tools of Ignorance) by 6. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly destroyed COT: Best of the Best XI at 18:38 (Ghoul Drool) by 6. East Coast title: CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly destroyed CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck at 28:56 (Ghoul Drool) by 4. CURE/VD: Yur Papa won over CURE/CTI: Chest Knutzz at 17:02 (Papa John) by 8. CURE/CTI: Chest Knutzz and CURE/VD: Rooster Fish* bested COT: Masked Machine and Fast Machine* at 12:43 (Superplex) by 20. |
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Card 20: Held in Burton (Attendance: 8,841) |
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CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz annihilated Leo Banned from the Rio Grande in 6 at 7:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 64. CURE/CTI: Chin Knutzz annihilated "Mr. Wonderful" Everett Clear in 6 at 1:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82. COT/DH: Starling Marte pinned COT: Best of the Best V at 27:01 (Home Run) by 2. COT: Best of the Best XI bested CURE: Junik Matteo at 27:53 (The Eleventh Best Finisher) by 5 (Guest Referee: CURE/VD: Jim "Doctor Fellgood" Johnson). CURE/CTI: Candyman Chuck outmuscled COT: Fast Machine at 27:57 (Camel Clutch) by 1. CURE/CTI: Wall Knutzz won over COT: Fast Machine at 28:14 (Camel Clutch) by 1. COT: Best of the Best VI*, Best of the Best VIII, and Best of the Best VII bested CURE: Roderick Rampage, CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick*, and CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. at 19:38 (The Sixth Best Finisher) by 10. |
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Card 21: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 19,171) |
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CURE/VD: F.B. III bested Leo Banned from the Rio Grande in 6 at 7:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 59. CURE/VD: F.B. III bested "Mr. Wonderful" Everett Clear in 6 at 3:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 77. CURE/VD: Mr. Felcyn pinned COT: Best of the Best V at 15:42 (Superplex) by 7. COT: Best of the Best XI drew COT: Masked Machine at 7:44 (Double Disqualification). CURE/CTI: Frank "The Tank" Belcher decked COT: Masked Machine at 27:38 (Camel Clutch) by 2. CURE/VD: Drooly Ghouly won over CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. at 28:48 (Ghoul Drool) by 2 (non-title). COT: Best of the Best IV, Best of the Best III*, and Best of the Best II defeated CURE: Roderick Rampage, CURE/VD: Mr. Warwick*, and CURE/CTI: "The King of Swing" M.J. at 16:32 (The Third Best Finisher) by 8. |
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Battle Royal: Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 5,955) |
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COT: Best of the Best I got an imaginary $1,000 after he was thrown out by CURE/VD: F.B. III. COT/DH: Starling Marte received $1,100 in imaginary money when he was tossed onto the announcer's table by COT/DH: Pete Alonso. COT: Fast Machine nabbed $1,200 in imaginary money after COT: Really Big Machine threw him outside the ring. COT/DH: Pete Alonso took home an imaginary $1,300 after COT/DH: Francisco Alvarez flung him onto the announcer's table. COT: Masked Machine snatched an imaginary $1,400 after being thrown outside the ring by CURE/VD: F.B. III. COT/DH: Francisco Alvarez got $1,500 after he got thrown outside the ring by CURE/VD: F.B. III. CURE/VD: F.B. III snatched $1,600 when he was flipped into his manager at ringside by COT: Really Big Machine. COT: Really Big Machine was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. |
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