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LONE WOLF LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #252 -- MARCH 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Shanghai (Attendance: 3,104) |
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COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski overpowered Hellraizer Dog in 7 at 12:26 (European Uppercut) by 15 (Commissioner's Choice).
The Teaming Thing 2 outmuscled "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok in 6 at 2:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 85.
"The Menace" Eli Richter bested Nasty Ned Bodine in 8 at 6:08 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.
"The Menace" Eli Richter over Mordecai in 13 at 10:29 (Count Out).
COT: Gargantuan Machine drew "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu at 2:51 (No Contest).
"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu annihilated Squatch Muldoon in 6 at 2:10 (Mounted Punches) by 94.
TV Tag-Team titles: Happy Anderson and DOD: Flathead Rob* outmuscled El Paso Hangman 1 and El Paso Hangman 2* at 28:42 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 5.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob defeated COT: Gargantuan Machine at 12:59 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 11 (Commissioner's Choice). |
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| Card 2: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 7,283) |
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"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter annihilated Boondock Hooligan in 10 at 15:43 (Mounted Punches) by 13 (Guest Referee: Prettyboy Pete Ford).
"The Menace" Eli Richter bested "Tasmanian Devil" Desmond Amarok in 6 at 4:42 (Mounted Punches) by 108.
"The Menace" Eli Richter over Moonshine McCoy in 2 at 3:36 (Count Out).
"The Menace" Eli Richter overpowered "Boss of the South" Mr. Cornbread in 6 at 18:42 (Mounted Punches) by 12.
COT: Gargantuan Machine bested Squatch Muldoon in 6 at 4:37 (Big Boot) by 92 (non-title).
Mid-Atlantic title: COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie bested "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu at 29:58 (Spittin' Game) by 1.
DOD: Flathead Rob* and Carter Matthews, PhD annihilated El Paso Hangman 1 and El Paso Hangman 2* at 28:35 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 1.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob decked "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu at 18:43 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 11. |
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| Card 3: Held in Innsbruck (Attendance: 5,517) |
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COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski pinned "The Northstar" Tim Northern in 14 at 10:58 (Sleeper) by 32 (Commissioner's Choice).
COT: Gargantuan Machine over "Tasmanian Devil" Desmond Amarok in 2 at 4:19 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).
"The Menace" Eli Richter beat Cito Montana in 8 at 1:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.
"The Menace" Eli Richter over Carter Matthews, PhD at 4:23 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski pinned COT: Gargantuan Machine at 24:36 (The Mullet Plex) by 8.
"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu drew Galim Tursambayov at 28:21 (No Contest).
COT: Gargantuan Machine* and Bobby Monsoon overpowered Happy Anderson and DOD: Flathead Rob* at 28:31 (Double Thumb to the Eye) by 2.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob outmuscled "The Menace" Eli Richter at 47:37 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 2. |
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| Card 4: Held in Hollywood (Attendance: 9,606) |
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"The Menace" Eli Richter overpowered Muskrat Joe at 6:39 (Blacken the Page) by 33.
"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu pinned "Tasmanian Devil" Desmond Amarok in 6 at 1:17 (Mounted Punches) by 104.
"The Menace" Eli Richter won over Wildcat Wes Allen at 1:59 (Blacken the Page) by 185.
"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter outmuscled Death Dealer at 9:53 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 29.
Justin Vickers beat COT: Gargantuan Machine at 18:17 (Fisherman Suplex) by 6.
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski over Buff in 14 at 4:21 (Disqualification: used steel chair) (Commissioner's Choice).
Happy Anderson and DOD: Flathead Rob* won over El Paso Hangman 1 and El Paso Hangman 2* at 28:24 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 5.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob defeated Justin Vickers at 46:28 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 5. |
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| Card 5: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 5,707) |
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COT: Gargantuan Machine outmuscled Muskrat Joe at 12:54 (Gargantuan Eye Gouge) by 24 (non-title).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski beat "Tasmanian Devil" Desmond Amarok in 6 at 3:45 (Palm Strike) by 107.
"The Menace" Eli Richter defeated Prettyboy Pete Ford in 6 at 3:30 (Mounted Punches) by 102.
Justin Vickers bested The Super Stomper in 10 at 1:48 (Ankle Lock) by 160.
COT: Gargantuan Machine tied Galim Tursambayov at 6:14 (Double Count Out).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski overpowered Squatch Muldoon in 6 at 4:37 (Palm Strike) by 97.
Happy Anderson, DOD: Flathead Rob*, and Carter Matthews, PhD over Muskrat Joe*, "Tasmanian Devil" Desmond Amarok, and "Boss of the South" Mr. Cornbread in 13 at 1:39 (Count Out).
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob bested Firebrand Elijah Thorne at 56:09 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 3. |
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| Card 6: Held in Kilkenny (Attendance: 5,782) |
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"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu destroyed Muskrat Joe at 13:04 (Doomsday Crippler) by 24.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne defeated Masked Assassin #1 at 8:27 (Mindfire Brainbuster) by 46.
"The Menace" Eli Richter defeated Out House Jack in 9 at 2:26 (Rib Breaker) by 133.
Justin Vickers over Hard Rock Hyatt in 3 at 7:12 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).
COT: Gargantuan Machine destroyed "Boss of the South" Mr. Cornbread in 9 at 19:41 (Cross-Armbar) by 12 (non-title).
The Teaming Thing 2 over Squatch Muldoon in 1 at 5:48 (Count Out).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Justin Vickers, and DOD: Flathead Rob* overpowered Muskrat Joe*, "Tasmanian Devil" Desmond Amarok, and "Boss of the South" Mr. Cornbread in 8 at 8:18 (Palm Strike) by 16.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob decked Galim Tursambayov at 11:24 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 11. |
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| Card 7: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 1,187) |
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COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski outmuscled Muskrat Joe in 14 at 4:26 (Sleeper) by 30.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne destroyed Masked Assassin #2 at 7:12 (Mindfire Brainbuster) by 49.
"The Menace" Eli Richter defeated Steve Champion in 6 at 3:39 (Mounted Punches) by 116.
COT: Gargantuan Machine pinned Loverboy Lammy Lambert in 6 at 4:40 (Big Boot) by 91 (non-title).
COT: Gargantuan Machine defeated Carter Matthews, PhD at 7:42 (Gargantuan Eye Gouge) by 19 (non-title).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski bested Rico at 9:17 (The Mullet Plex) by 30 (Commissioner's Choice).
Firebrand Elijah Thorne, "The Menace" Eli Richter, and "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu* annihilated Norman Conquest, Loverboy Lammy Lambert*, and The British Knight in 12 at 2:15 (Sleeper) by 147.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob destroyed COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski at 58:46 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 3. |
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| Card 8: Held in Ottawa (Attendance: 7,717) |
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"The Menace" Eli Richter over The Russian War Machine at 4:58 (Count Out).
Firebrand Elijah Thorne overpowered COT: Gargantuan Machine at 19:13 (Mindfire Brainbuster) by 8.
"The Menace" Eli Richter pinned "Phenom" Chad Kyle in 6 at 3:57 (Mounted Punches) by 83.
COT: Gargantuan Machine bested Masked Assassin #2 at 7:58 (Gargantuan Eye Gouge) by 41 (non-title).
Rocky Mountains title: "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter destroyed Happy Anderson at 18:31 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 6 (Commissioner's Choice).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski annihilated COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie at 16:33 (The Mullet Plex) by 7.
Happy Anderson, DOD: Flathead Rob*, and Carter Matthews, PhD over "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok, "Phenom" Chad Kyle*, and Squatch Muldoon in 3 at 4:10 (Disqualification: nail file).
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob won over "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 5:56 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 29. |
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| Card 9: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 3,082) |
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Firebrand Elijah Thorne defeated Norman Conquest in 12 at 0:50 (Big Splash) by 205 (non-title).
Firebrand Elijah Thorne annihilated Happy Anderson at 19:17 (Mindfire Brainbuster) by 9 (non-title).
"The Menace" Eli Richter over The Dark Angel in 13 at 3:36 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).
"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter overpowered El Paso Hangman 2 at 4:50 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 57.
STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure overpowered Happy Anderson at 27:35 (Boston Crab) by 1.
Bobby Monsoon beat "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 4:38 (Superplex) by 27 (non-title).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Justin Vickers*, and DOD: Flathead Rob over "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok, "Phenom" Chad Kyle*, and Squatch Muldoon in 3 at 5:46 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob destroyed Happy Anderson at 21:33 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 12. |
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| Card 10: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 6,907) |
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"The Menace" Eli Richter annihilated Norman Conquest at 1:58 (Blacken the Page) by 239 (non-title).
Firebrand Elijah Thorne annihilated STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure at 21:47 (Mindfire Brainbuster) by 8.
TV title: "The Menace" Eli Richter outmuscled COT: Gargantuan Machine at 18:20 (Blacken the Page) by 9.
Justin Vickers annihilated Stray Cat Corbett in 6 at 4:28 (Big Boot) by 88.
Bobby Monsoon outmuscled Happy Anderson at 21:17 (Superplex) by 10 (non-title).
The Teaming Thing 2 beat "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 4:17 (Superplex) by 25 (non-title).
Firebrand Elijah Thorne, "The Menace" Eli Richter, and "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter* won over COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Galim Tursambayov*, and Carter Matthews, PhD at 23:24 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 9.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob outmuscled "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter at 24:48 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 1,752) |
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Western States title: STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure annihilated Norman Conquest at 1:04 (Boston Crab) by 230.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne over "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 7:45 (Count Out) (non-title).
"The Menace" Eli Richter beat Happy Anderson at 19:14 (Blacken the Page) by 10 (non-title).
COT: Gargantuan Machine pinned Hog Haggerty at 1:48 (Gargantuan Eye Gouge) by 143 (non-title).
COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie won over Happy Anderson at 28:42 (Spittin' Game) by 2.
COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie pinned "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 14:34 (Spittin' Game) by 19 (non-title).
Six-Man titles: Firebrand Elijah Thorne, "The Menace" Eli Richter*, and "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu decked Happy Anderson, Justin Vickers*, and DOD: Flathead Rob at 29:12 (Blacken the Page) by 1.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob defeated Norman Conquest in 12 at 2:27 (Sleeper) by 207. |
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| Card 12: Held in Lansing (Attendance: 3,278) |
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Bobby Monsoon annihilated Norman Conquest in 6 at 1:18 (Palm Strike) by 106.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne over Mordecai in 14 at 6:17 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
"The Menace" Eli Richter won over "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter at 28:05 (Blacken the Page) by 4 (non-title, taped fist).
Justin Vickers won over Man Mountain Hatfield at 6:36 (Fisherman Suplex) by 51.
"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter decked STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure at 27:41 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 5.
Texas title: Galim Tursambayov destroyed "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 11:25 (Kazak-slam) by 18.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne, "The Menace" Eli Richter*, and "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu overpowered COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Galim Tursambayov*, and Carter Matthews, PhD at 20:07 (Blacken the Page) by 7 (Commissioner's Choice).
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob defeated Konik in 13 at 9:54 (Spinebuster) by 24. |
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| Card 13: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 1,949) |
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The Teaming Thing 2 outmuscled Norman Conquest in 12 at 2:55 (Spinebuster) by 201.
"The Menace" Eli Richter defeated Senor Lucha at 7:39 (Blacken the Page) by 31.
"The Menace" Eli Richter decked Professor Ludwig Von Drake in 14 at 7:27 (Spinebuster) by 25.
"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter decked Mufassa the African Giant in 6 at 1:34 (Palm Strike) by 84 (taped fist).
Bobby Monsoon bested "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter at 27:59 (Superplex) by 4 (non-title).
New England title: Bobby Monsoon overpowered Justin Vickers at 28:01 (Superplex) by 3.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne, "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter*, and "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu won over COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Galim Tursambayov*, and Carter Matthews, PhD at 20:04 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 7.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob bested Buford Blackwood in 6 at 28:01 (Bodyslam) by 15. |
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| Card 14: Held in Madrid (Attendance: 9,341) |
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Justin Vickers beat Norman Conquest in 12 at 0:37 (Cobra Clutch) by 201 (Commissioner's Choice).
"The Menace" Eli Richter won over Super Exploder 2 in 6 at 5:17 (Mounted Punches) by 86.
"The Menace" Eli Richter over Robbie Blood in 14 at 27:36 (Disqualification: used steel chair).
COT: Gargantuan Machine destroyed Prettyboy Pete Ford in 6 at 6:10 (Big Boot) by 96 (non-title).
The Teaming Thing 2 won over "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter at 28:28 (Superplex) by 2 (non-title).
Central States title: The Teaming Thing 2 bested Galim Tursambayov at 15:54 (Superplex) by 7.
"The Menace" Eli Richter, "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter*, and "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu beat COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Galim Tursambayov*, and Carter Matthews, PhD at 17:12 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 7.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob over Mordecai in 13 at 11:12 (Disqualification: nail file). |
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| Card 15: Held in Paradise (Attendance: 7,323) |
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COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie destroyed Norman Conquest at 1:50 (Spittin' Game) by 231 (non-title).
"The Menace" Eli Richter decked Loverboy Lammy Lambert in 6 at 1:43 (Mounted Punches) by 97.
"The Menace" Eli Richter overpowered STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure at 23:36 (Blacken the Page) by 9.
Justin Vickers over "Italian Stallion" Roberto Canseco in 7 at 4:11 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
Pacific Northwest title: Justin Vickers overpowered "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter at 29:19 (Fisherman Suplex) by 1.
Happy Anderson* and DOD: Flathead Rob defeated "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok and Squatch Muldoon* in 6 at 6:09 (Ankle Lock) by 68.
TV Six-Man titles: Happy Anderson, Justin Vickers*, and DOD: Flathead Rob defeated COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski, Galim Tursambayov*, and Carter Matthews, PhD at 15:31 (Fisherman Suplex) by 6.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob over El Hijo del Armas Archuleta in 13 at 20:40 (Disqualification: razor in boot). |
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| Card 16: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 7,818) |
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"The Menace" Eli Richter over "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok in 2 at 5:57 (Count Out).
"The Menace" Eli Richter bested Masked Assassin #1 at 4:06 (Blacken the Page) by 47.
"The Menace" Eli Richter overpowered "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu at 23:10 (Blacken the Page) by 9 (non-title).
COT: Gargantuan Machine decked "Phenom" Chad Kyle in 6 at 3:03 (Big Boot) by 77 (non-title).
"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter won over COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie at 27:22 (Whatever It Takes To Win) by 4.
DOD: Flathead Rob* and Carter Matthews, PhD beat "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok and Squatch Muldoon* in 6 at 7:58 (Bodyslam) by 64.
Main event: DOD: Flathead Rob overpowered Wrangler Gene Toughskins at 8:25 (Hook, Line, & Sinker) by 27. |
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| Card 17: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 2,170) |
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COT: Gargantuan Machine won over "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok in 6 at 5:38 (Big Boot) by 84 (non-title).
"The Menace" Eli Richter won over Masked Assassin #2 at 2:51 (Blacken the Page) by 50.
"The Menace" Eli Richter over Squatch Muldoon in 1 at 3:12 (Count Out).
"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu beat "Phenom" Chad Kyle in 6 at 4:23 (Mounted Punches) by 79.
DOD: Flathead Rob over Robbie Blood in 13 at 9:30 (Count Out) (non-title).
Firebrand Elijah Thorne and "The Menace" Eli Richter* bested El Paso Hangman 1 and El Paso Hangman 2* at 18:43 (The Last of Us) by 10. |
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| Card 18: Held in Washington, D.C. (Attendance: 9,065) |
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"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu destroyed "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok in 6 at 6:15 (Mounted Punches) by 86.
"The Menace" Eli Richter won over El Paso Hangman 2 at 6:34 (Blacken the Page) by 61.
"The Menace" Eli Richter over Dynamic Danny Dynamite in 14 at 5:32 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski over "Phenom" Chad Kyle in 3 at 5:44 (Count Out).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski overpowered STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure at 16:32 (The Mullet Plex) by 8.
Tag-Team titles: Firebrand Elijah Thorne and "The Menace" Eli Richter* bested Happy Anderson and DOD: Flathead Rob* at 28:38 (The Last of Us) by 5. |
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| Card 19: Held in Quebec (Attendance: 5,377) |
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COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski won over "Jersey Devil" Sebastian Amarok in 6 at 3:04 (Palm Strike) by 89.
"The Menace" Eli Richter outmuscled Hog Haggerty at 0:17 (Blacken the Page) by 152.
"The Menace" Eli Richter decked "The Outcast" Ando Snaggletooth at 10:49 (Blacken the Page) by 27 (non-title).
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski over Dark Warrior in 12 at 2:27 (Count Out) (Commissioner's Choice).
"Dependable" Danny Doyle outmuscled Hebrew Hammer, Sr. at 29:01 (Cobra Breaker) by 4 (Commissioner's Choice).
Masked Assassin #1* and Masked Assassin #2 bested "Italian Stallion" Brad Ramirez and "Italian Stallion" Roberto Canseco* at 27:00 (Back Stab) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Knoxville (Attendance: 1,949) |
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Wrangler Gene Toughskins gained $1,000 in imaginary earnings after "Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu threw him out of the ring.
Galim Tursambayov received $1,100 after "Dependable" Danny Doyle threw him onto the concrete floor.
"Mad Dog" Tommy Zulu made $1,200 after he got thrown outside the ring by Justin Vickers.
STUN: "Lugubrious" Loren Ordure received $1,300 after COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski threw him out.
"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter was paid $1,400 after "Dependable" Danny Doyle threw him into the audience.
"Dependable" Danny Doyle earned $1,500 after he was thrown out by Firebrand Elijah Thorne.
COT/FFW: Haakon Aluugie collected $1,600 after The Teaming Thing 2 threw him onto the apron.
Justin Vickers made $1,700 when he got flung out by "The Menace" Eli Richter.
Bobby Monsoon collected $1,800 after getting thrown into some fans at ringside by COT: Gargantuan Machine.
Firebrand Elijah Thorne took home $1,900 when DOD: Flathead Rob catapulted him out.
COT: Gargantuan Machine was awarded $2,000 when he got thrown onto the concrete floor by The Teaming Thing 2.
The Teaming Thing 2 made $2,100 when DOD: Flathead Rob threw him into the audience.
COT: Stan "The Mullet" Malitowski received $2,200 when he was hurled over the top rope by DOD: Flathead Rob.
"The Menace" Eli Richter was given $2,300 after DOD: Flathead Rob catapulted him onto the steps.
DOD: Flathead Rob won the LWL battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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