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LOUISIANA SWAMP LEAGUE |
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| BULLETIN #331 -- AUGUST 2026 |
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| Card 1: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 19,710) |
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TSD: DM Punk beat STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well at 29:51 (Boston Crab) by 2.
King of the South title: COT/LPPF: Sandman Horatio Sanderson destroyed VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow at 24:30 (Sleeper Choke) by 8.
STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well won over COT: Billy Blunt at 29:41 (Brainbuster) by 2.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez outmuscled Wayne Gill - Guillotine #2 in 11 at 1:22 (Boston Crab) by 169.
"Awesome" Mena Colossus over Legionnaire in 1 at 28:56 (Count Out).
SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann destroyed Julie Fontaine at 28:42 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 4.
STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn over COT: Kyra Thictolm in 4 at 4:26 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
League Tag-team titles: COT/LPPF: Bow to Duchaine* and COT: Che Churro beat COT/LPPF: Grave Dust* and SOS/BURN: Mer-Mann at 27:34 (Bow Down) by 4.
Main event: COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine tied STUN: Rock "Paper" Scissors at 35:55 (Double Disqualification). |
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| Card 2: Held in Norfolk (Attendance: 11,448) |
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TSD: PM Punk tied STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull at 3:39 (Double Disqualification).
Julie Fontaine overpowered VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow at 29:30 (BBG8L) by 4.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez destroyed VIXENS: Tonz A. Phun in 6 at 1:49 (Headbutt) by 82.
Connecticut Yankee defeated VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester in 6 at 4:20 (Mounted Punches) by 120.
VIRUS: Main Event annihilated COT/LPPF: Paul "The Butcher" Duchaine at 17:46 (49er Forearm) by 8.
STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed decked COT/LPPF: Grave Dust at 27:02 (Brainbuster) by 3.
North American title: SOS/BURN: Trap Jaw decked STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed at 19:51 (Beast Making Pancakes) by 8.
TV Six-man titles: VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow, Roadkill Rodriguez, and Main Event* pinned Nightmare Freddy*, Leatherface, and Bort in 6 at 6:26 (Ankle Lock) by 77.
Main event: STUN: Rock "Paper" Scissors bested VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow at 47:11 (Brainbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 3: Held in Chickasaw County (Attendance: 10,136) |
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VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez decked X-CORE: Arachnaphobia in 6 at 5:07 (Headbutt) by 99.
STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn bested VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow at 28:56 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Connecticut Yankee won over X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson in 6 at 3:02 (Mounted Punches) by 90.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez outmuscled VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester in 6 at 1:56 (Headbutt) by 119.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez destroyed VIXEN: Catalina Curves in 6 at 1:17 (Headbutt) by 114.
VIRUS: Main Event outmuscled Æ: Man-At-Arms at 29:07 (49er Forearm) by 2.
COT/LPPF: Sandman Horatio Sanderson annihilated VIRUS: Rick Dare at 20:13 (Sleeper Choke) by 9 (Commissioner's Choice, FCQ).
COT/LPPF: Paul "The Butcher" Duchaine, SOS/BURN: Skeletor, and COT: Billy Blunt* annihilated VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow, Roadkill Rodriguez, and Main Event* at 28:28 (Roll'em & Smok'em) by 1.
Main event: STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn annihilated STUN: Rock "Paper" Scissors at 46:34 (Brainbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 4: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 13,152) |
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VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez bested X-CORE: Gary Horowitz in 6 at 3:53 (Headbutt) by 102.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez annihilated Gary Hardy - Guillotine #1 in 6 at 1:58 (Headbutt) by 118.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez won over X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson in 6 at 1:54 (Headbutt) by 89.
Prince Tyr over VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester in 1 at 3:07 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez beat MINI: Tiger Jones in 6 at 2:36 (Headbutt) by 103.
Bart Sawyer beat Connecticut Yankee at 29:04 (The Bartman) by 2.
COT/LPPF: Sandman Horatio Sanderson outmuscled STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull at 28:49 (Sleeper Choke) by 4 (non-title).
League Six-man titles: Æ: VeeDub, Beemer, and Three-Pointed Star* destroyed COT/LPPF: Paul "The Butcher" Duchaine, SOS/BURN: Skeletor, and COT: Billy Blunt* at 17:24 (Best or Nothing) by 6.
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann decked STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn at 23:36 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 6. |
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| Card 5: Held in Ravenna (Attendance: 6,295) |
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Connecticut Yankee defeated VIXENS: Lois Zhukov in 6 at 2:16 (Mounted Punches) by 117.
Connecticut Yankee bested Tinkerbell #1 Ding in 6 at 7:21 (Mounted Punches) by 73.
Prince Tyr won over X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson in 6 at 2:25 (Flying Dropkick) by 91.
King Achilles won over VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester in 6 at 2:05 (Fallaway Slam) by 116.
SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann destroyed COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 24:42 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 7 (non-title).
STUN: "Hot Tag" Barry Zag pinned TSD: MM Punk at 28:45 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Æ: King Randor outmuscled COT: Che Churro at 17:05 (King's Decree) by 9 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann decked COT: Che Churro at 45:48 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 9. |
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| Card 6: Held in Orange Beach (Attendance: 6,192) |
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VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez beat VIXENS: Lois Zhukov in 6 at 3:00 (Headbutt) by 116.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez defeated Tinkerbell #1 Ding in 6 at 3:08 (Headbutt) by 72.
King Achilles over X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson in 2 at 6:44 (Count Out).
"Awesome" Mena Colossus annihilated VIXENS: The Duchess of Dorchester in 6 at 1:57 (Ankle Lock) by 114.
Æ: Man-At-Arms decked COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 28:42 (Battle Ram Spear) by 3.
VIRUS: Main Event defeated STUN: "Hot Tag" Barry Zag at 28:26 (49er Forearm) by 1.
Colossal Fear title: VIRUS: Main Event pinned Bart Sawyer at 28:29 (49er Forearm) by 5.
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann destroyed Bart Sawyer at 34:06 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 7. |
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| Card 7: Held in Malta (Attendance: 7,027) |
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Prince Tyr decked VIXENS: Lois Zhukov in 6 at 4:09 (Flying Dropkick) by 118.
Prince Tyr overpowered Tinkerbell #1 Ding in 6 at 7:54 (Flying Dropkick) by 74.
"Awesome" Mena Colossus outmuscled X-CORE: Pistol Pete Watson in 6 at 4:20 (Ankle Lock) by 84.
COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine annihilated Bort in 6 at 4:36 (Shoulder Breaker) by 109 (non-title).
STUN: "Hot Tag" Barry Zag annihilated COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 28:25 (Brainbuster) by 4.
STUN: "Hot Tag" Barry Zag pinned Bart Sawyer at 29:15 (Brainbuster) by 4.
VIRUS: Main Event pinned COT: Che Churro at 22:10 (49er Forearm) by 7.
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann beat STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed at 25:56 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 7. |
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| Card 8: Held in Accra (Attendance: 7,853) |
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King Achilles bested VIXENS: Lois Zhukov in 6 at 1:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 113.
King Achilles beat Tinkerbell #1 Ding in 6 at 3:21 (Fallaway Slam) by 69.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez outmuscled Bronx Brawler at 2:42 (49er Forearm) by 155.
Æ: VeeDub overpowered Bort in 6 at 2:33 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
COT/LPPF: Killer Karl Kowalski decked COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 28:33 (Knuckle Duster) by 2.
TSD: MM Punk defeated COT/LPPF: Killer Karl Kowalski at 28:19 (Boston Crab) by 1.
VIRUS: Main Event tied SOS/BURN: Evil-Lyn (Time Limit).
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann annihilated VIRUS: Main Event at 52:53 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 2. |
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| Card 9: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 18,879) |
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"Awesome" Mena Colossus overpowered VIXENS: Lois Zhukov in 6 at 4:35 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
"Awesome" Mena Colossus beat Tinkerbell #1 Ding in 6 at 3:26 (Ankle Lock) by 67.
SOS/BURN: Skeletor over Nightmare Freddy in 1 at 4:10 (Count Out).
Connecticut Yankee defeated Bort in 6 at 2:41 (Mounted Punches) by 109.
TSD: MM Punk beat COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 29:44 (Boston Crab) by 3.
COT/LPPF: Killer Karl Kowalski pinned MMM: Swamp Donkey in 12 at 12:35 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 21 (Commissioner's Choice, FCQ).
SOS/BURN: Beast Mann bested Bart Sawyer at 20:31 (Random Arm Attachment) by 10 (non-title).
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann overpowered TSD: MM Punk at 40:45 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 4. |
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| Card 10: Held in Yorkshire (Attendance: 15,201) |
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Connecticut Yankee annihilated VIXENS: Jean Ligon in 6 at 2:39 (Mounted Punches) by 115.
Connecticut Yankee over Cruise Missiler in 1 at 1:46 (Count Out).
Connecticut Yankee defeated Nightmare Freddy in 6 at 1:15 (Mounted Punches) by 111.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez won over Bort in 6 at 2:48 (Headbutt) by 108.
COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine annihilated VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez at 28:26 (Dog Collar DDT) by 1 (non-title, Commissioner's Choice, FCQ).
COT/LPPF: Killer Karl Kowalski beat STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn at 29:00 (Knuckle Duster) by 1.
SOS/BURN: Beast Mann outmuscled Julie Fontaine at 24:43 (Random Arm Attachment) by 7 (Commissioner's Choice, Junior).
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann won over STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well at 37:35 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 6. |
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| Card 11: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 12,126) |
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VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez over VIXENS: Jean Ligon in 1 at 14:00 (Disqualification: razor in boot).
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez overpowered Cruise Missiler in 6 at 6:27 (Headbutt) by 98.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez annihilated Nightmare Freddy in 6 at 1:57 (Headbutt) by 110.
Æ: Beemer bested Bort in 6 at 3:55 (Cross-Armbar) by 111.
COT/LPPF: Sandman Horatio Sanderson defeated COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 15:31 (Sleeper Choke) by 7.
First Blood title: VIRUS: Jim Corvette annihilated TSD: MM Punk at 27:52 (49er Forearm) by 3.
Southern Heritage title: SOS/BURN: Beast Mann beat STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn at 20:33 (Random Arm Attachment) by 9.
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann destroyed STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull at 37:50 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 4. |
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| Card 12: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 8,034) |
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Prince Tyr over VIXENS: Jean Ligon in 1 at 5:16 (Count Out).
Prince Tyr destroyed Cruise Missiler in 6 at 2:31 (Flying Dropkick) by 100.
Prince Tyr destroyed Nightmare Freddy in 6 at 3:03 (Flying Dropkick) by 112.
Bart Sawyer pinned Bort in 6 at 3:25 (Crescent Kick) by 110.
American Extreme title: Æ: King Randor annihilated COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 24:20 (King's Decree) by 7.
VIRUS: Jim Corvette annihilated STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed at 23:05 (49er Forearm) by 6.
Bart Sawyer decked VIRUS: Rick Dare at 27:38 (The Bartman) by 2.
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann bested STUN: "Hot Tag" Barry Zag at 30:13 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 3. |
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| Card 13: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 18,917) |
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King Achilles over VIXENS: Jean Ligon in 1 at 1:33 (Disqualification: nail file).
King Achilles destroyed Cruise Missiler in 6 at 2:40 (Fallaway Slam) by 95.
King Achilles overpowered Nightmare Freddy in 6 at 3:52 (Fallaway Slam) by 107.
Æ: Three-Pointed Star bested Bort in 6 at 2:26 (Ankle Lock) by 111.
Æ: He-Man decked COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 29:35 (Power of Grayskull) by 4.
TSD: MM Punk pinned VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez at 29:32 (Boston Crab) by 4.
VIRUS: Rick Dare tied COT: Che Churro at 2:31 (No Contest).
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann overpowered Æ: He-Man at 51:48 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 3. |
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| Card 14: Held in Bahrain (Attendance: 19,872) |
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"Awesome" Mena Colossus decked VIXENS: Jean Ligon in 6 at 2:40 (Ankle Lock) by 109.
"Awesome" Mena Colossus destroyed Cruise Missiler in 6 at 6:42 (Ankle Lock) by 93.
"Awesome" Mena Colossus beat Nightmare Freddy in 6 at 3:56 (Ankle Lock) by 105.
Prince Tyr beat Bort in 6 at 3:23 (Flying Dropkick) by 110.
VIRUS: Main Event destroyed COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 29:17 (49er Forearm) by 5.
Æ: King Randor annihilated TSD: MM Punk at 27:33 (King's Decree) by 4 (non-title).
Bart Sawyer decked COT: Billy Blunt at 28:40 (The Bartman) by 1.
Main event: Æ: King Randor tied SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann (Time Limit). |
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| Card 15: Held in Fredericksburg (Attendance: 11,259) |
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SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann bested VIRUS: Chuck Jackson at 20:21 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 7.
TSD: Angry Amish Jacob Stoltzfus won over STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn at 27:23 (Boston Crab) by 2.
SOS/BURN: Mer-Mann over Nightmare Freddy in 1 at 6:17 (Count Out).
King Achilles bested Bort in 6 at 4:51 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.
COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine bested COT: Che Churro at 27:55 (Dog Collar DDT) by 2.
SOS/BURN: Beast Mann destroyed TSD: MM Punk at 19:23 (Random Arm Attachment) by 7 (non-title).
Julie Fontaine defeated Bart Sawyer at 28:59 (BBG8L) by 3 (Lion's Den).
Main event: SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann overpowered Æ: Man-At-Arms at 47:03 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 4. |
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| Card 16: Held in Newcastle (Attendance: 8,866) |
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STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull annihilated VIRUS: Chuck Jackson at 27:50 (Brainbuster) by 3.
STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well decked COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 27:32 (Brainbuster) by 1.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez over VIXENS: Millie Travis in 1 at 18:23 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).
"Awesome" Mena Colossus outmuscled Bort in 6 at 2:12 (Ankle Lock) by 103.
COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine drew STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed at 4:43 (Double Disqualification).
STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed decked VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez at 28:05 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Brass Knuckles title: SOS/BURN: Evil-Lyn outmuscled COT: Che Churro at 20:08 (Do You Believe In Magic) by 7. |
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| Card 17: Held in Istanbul (Attendance: 9,714) |
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STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn pinned VIRUS: Chuck Jackson at 27:23 (Brainbuster) by 1.
STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well annihilated VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez at 28:17 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Connecticut Yankee over Leatherface in 1 at 2:05 (Count Out).
STUN: Rock "Paper" Scissors won over Bort in 6 at 3:47 (Crescent Kick) by 100 (non-title).
STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull bested COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 28:18 (Brainbuster) by 3.
TSD: Angry Amish Amos Stoltzfus won over Bart Sawyer at 27:29 (Boston Crab) by 3.
STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed beat COT: Billy Blunt at 29:15 (Brainbuster) by 1. |
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| Card 18: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 9,324) |
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TSD: Angry Amish Jacob Anthony destroyed STUN: Dill "Goober" Weed at 27:45 (Boston Crab) by 3.
STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well over COT: Kyra Thictolm in 4 at 29:58 (Disqualification: manager in ring).
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez overpowered Leatherface in 6 at 4:21 (Headbutt) by 103.
Connecticut Yankee bested Legionnaire at 1:42 (Nutmeg Neckbreaker) by 175.
STUN: "Wrecked" Ford Dunn overpowered COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine at 27:38 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Julie Fontaine over OLE: El Monje Cavernario in 12 at 6:49 (Count Out).
SOS/BURN: Evil-Lyn decked STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull at 29:36 (Do You Believe In Magic) by 2 (non-title). |
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| Card 19: Held in Basel (Attendance: 11,973) |
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VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez decked VIXENS: Nina Malibu in 6 at 3:40 (Headbutt) by 68.
SOS/BURN: Trap Jaw bested STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well at 24:35 (Beast Making Pancakes) by 7 (non-title).
Prince Tyr destroyed Leatherface in 6 at 1:35 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.
VIRUS: Roadkill Rodriguez beat Legionnaire at 1:30 (49er Forearm) by 176.
SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann destroyed Æ: Man-At-Arms at 29:18 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 4.
MMM: Cherokee Devil over VIRUS: Kid Krash in 14 at 4:02 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (Commissioner's Choice, FCQ).
STUN: "Awful Lawful" Paul Phull drew Julie Fontaine (Time Limit). |
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| Card 20: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 12,760) |
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COT/LPPF: "Mad Dog" Maurice Duchaine destroyed VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow at 27:32 (Dog Collar DDT) by 1.
STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well decked AOD: Bruiser Frank Brody at 27:17 (Brainbuster) by 3.
King Achilles decked Leatherface in 6 at 2:53 (Fallaway Slam) by 100.
Prince Tyr bested Legionnaire at 0:59 (Tyrant's Rage) by 175.
SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann annihilated AOD: Bruiser Frank Brody at 16:01 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 9.
VIRUS: Main Event over COT: Kyra Thictolm in 10 at 4:38 (Count Out).
TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow and Main Event* pinned Nightmare Freddy* and Bort in 6 at 4:52 (Ankle Lock) by 97. |
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| Card 21: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 15,648) |
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SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann beat VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow at 22:19 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 8 (non-title).
Southern Hardcore title: Æ: He-Man destroyed STUN: "Heavy" Chevy Well at 29:09 (Power of Grayskull) by 3.
"Awesome" Mena Colossus annihilated Leatherface in 6 at 2:07 (Ankle Lock) by 98.
King Achilles won over Legionnaire at 2:12 (Achilles Crush) by 175.
SOS/BURN: Anti-Eternia He-Mann pinned Bart Sawyer at 16:51 (Never Trust He-Mann) by 7 (non-title).
Julie Fontaine over COT: Kyra Thictolm in 3 at 6:15 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent) (Blood Bath).
VIRUS: Outlaw Mudshow and Main Event* bested COT/LPPF: Grave Dust* and SOS/BURN: Mer-Mann at 29:26 (49er Forearm) by 2. |
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| Battle Royal: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 13,078) |
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COT: Kyra Thictolm collected $1,000 after Æ: Man-At-Arms tossed her onto the apron.
Æ: Man-At-Arms won $1,100 when Æ: King Randor flipped him into some fans at ringside.
COT: Che Churro collected $1,200 when Æ: VeeDub threw him over the turnbuckle.
Julie Fontaine was given $1,300 when she got thrown onto the apron by Æ: He-Man.
Æ: He-Man was awarded $1,400 after Bart Sawyer hurled him into the audience.
Æ: King Randor gained $1,500 when he got thrown into his manager at ringside by Æ: Beemer.
Æ: Beemer pocketed $1,600 when Æ: VeeDub threw him out.
Æ: Three-Pointed Star took $1,700 when Bart Sawyer flipped him out.
Æ: VeeDub grabbed $1,800 when he got catapulted over the top rope by Bart Sawyer.
Bart Sawyer was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 prize. |
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